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canadianamerican 461 points ago +463 / -2

Love the little peck he gives to Trump.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 167 points ago +169 / -2

No homo

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shyAOC 109 points ago +110 / -1

bless him

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TenScoops 52 points ago +52 / -0 (edited)

Ho nomo

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HillarysStrapOn 43 points ago +44 / -1

Even if our homos rule. Grenell 4 FBI DIRECTOR!!

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PNWArtist 18 points ago +19 / -1

I say Chief of Staff when the current resident is ready to move on.

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love Grenell!

I sooo fangirl him!

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Pray4theUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same! Loved him ever since he was at the UN. Always seemed genuinely authentic--not DC swamp material.

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Boruzu 13 points ago +13 / -0

We do have the best homos, folks.

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BlackPillBot 92 points ago +93 / -1

Seriously. I lost my shit!!! 🤣

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CyKn 28 points ago +28 / -0

I lost my Schiff. 😄

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 20 points ago +20 / -0

I wish we could lose Schiff

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SomaticallySpeaking 5 points ago +5 / -0

You must be doing something wrong. Git gud, pede!

He's still fucking here.

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godaddy42 2 points ago +2 / -0

we can he's only one fag. in sf.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trying to find one fag in SF has to be the proverbial needle in a haystack

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UnwokePatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wish we could just flush Schitt down the toilet, into the sewers where he belongs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Today I read the notice from my little town sewage department, pleading with residents not to flush used rags. Basically they're saying Schiff would clog up the works.

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Bablonis 4 points ago +4 / -0

you can still find him by listening to a tiny whistle blowing somewhere

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember the Tenas at TheDonald.Win ;)

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deleted 71 points ago +72 / -1
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godaddy42 8 points ago +9 / -1

right on fuck biden our communists pig.

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godaddy42 1 point ago +1 / -0

right on -he so far up china's ass. LOOK AT THE MONEY HE HAS RECEIVED FROM CHINA. HIS SON hunter the drug dealer sells china pills and coke for his spending money. he's brain is gone along with his dad's so called brain.

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Dang 32 points ago +33 / -1

Smoooch!

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Iamnotademocrat1 21 points ago +22 / -1

Eating Fake Chinese noodles talking about Fake News...Love him

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not_a_shill 10 points ago +10 / -0

These are Japanese.

These noodles are a national treasure and deserve your respect.

https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/food-drink/article/2164958/nissin-instant-noodles-story-japanese-invention-went-garden

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godaddy42 7 points ago +7 / -0

Send all fake noodles to biden and FUCKING PELOSI!.....

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasserman-schultz!

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merkmerk73 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOOOOL I DIDNT NOTICE IT THE FIRST TIME

LOSIN MY SHIT

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Jsmitty112 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao! Literally came to say the same thing!

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Badgertime33 2 points ago +2 / -0

"don't say 'i love you' or i'm gonna cry"

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 247 points ago +249 / -2 (edited)

This dude is fucking hilarious

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Alpha 50 points ago +50 / -0

He is the Steven Wright of our time!

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FakeNametag 26 points ago +26 / -0

He bought Ramen, but it wasn't included, so he had to buy it again.

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Ioxvm 195 points ago +198 / -3

Ramen King! Over and out!

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deleted 61 points ago +61 / -0
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magabirdlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's funny pede.

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LordYugemongus 36 points ago +36 / -0

How is this dude so jacked living on Ramen?

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ChippingToe 42 points ago +42 / -0

He takes soy blockers

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WeirdoSlayer 7 points ago +9 / -2

Can you explain please? I went into a small searching spree about this. Can you tell me what makes consumption of soy products, like soy sauce, bad for you? And anything that makes it good?

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Fireark 42 points ago +43 / -1

Soy has a chemical in it that simulates Estrogen. If you over consume soy products, then you'll end up with all the issues a man can get when they take estrogen.

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DoubleBased 27 points ago +27 / -0

Holy shit. This whole time I thought it was just general bashing of tofu eating libs. Didn't realize there was a another level to the insult.

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CaliPede24601 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yep. Soy sauce here and there isn’t a problem, though.

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ShartMaster 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's because it's fermented.

I believe that the fermentation process eliminates the chemical that imitates estrogen.

... continue reading thread?
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Kweebecker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Still very high sodium though, don't overuse it, just different health concerns. We get enough salt just being on the internet.

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NucaCola 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next time you're at the supermarket, check the back of the box on just about everything, and see how many things now contain soy in them!

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DoubleBased 4 points ago +4 / -0

Will have to be a few months. I refuse to wear a mask into a store.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • most baked goods

  • anything with chocolate

  • some canned soups

... continue reading thread?
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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here!!!!!!! It’s amazing

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +12 / -1

Actually I do remember hearing ab that, the Burger King veggie burger has 10,000 times more estrogen than a regular burger and if you eat 4 of them a day you start to grow tits- what’s extremely disturbing is that the original commercial had a dude saying he WOULD eat 4 a day!!!!!!

... continue reading thread?
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Captain-D 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s true. I’m a woman and have been warned multiple times by physicians and holistic providers to steer clear of soy. It’s bad for women too.

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Molten_Plastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny, all the guys I know eating vegan claim this is a myth. Lmao. They're in for a surprise.

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Fireark 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean the Burger King Sissy Burger was named that way for a reason. Thing had like 400x the Estrogen of a hormone pill or some shit.

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DL535 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL are you serious right now, was there actually a burger king sissy burger and some executives thought that was a good idea? ROFL

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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

man-boobs

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Colonel_Chestbridge -2 points ago +3 / -5

It’s more of a joke than it is a fact

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Fireark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohh, it isn't a joke. The effects are well known.

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DocOne 17 points ago +18 / -1

Phytoestrogen

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BestTimeToBAlive 16 points ago +16 / -0

Soy & soy products like tofu etc, have a lot of phytoestrogen in them. Basically plant estrogen. This can attach to the regular estrogen hormone in everyone’s body & cause risks, especially to men and also women who are trying to conceive.

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Stevospeedo 12 points ago +14 / -2

Basically if you eat too many vegetables you grow a vagina.

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Randomite 5 points ago +5 / -0

a vegina

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Send bobs and vagena.

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Estrogens is how how plants fight back against herbivores!

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Daisymae 9 points ago +9 / -0

Soy protein, specifically. Not soy sauce.

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GoyaConfused 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea soy sauce is fermented and OK. I’m not a scientist.

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GibsonDawg 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am. And I endorse your statement. I'm a memeologist btw. I study memes.

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jackdaniels 9 points ago +9 / -0

The one branch of science thata cant be faked. Eother your memes are spicy or they are not. Thats why the left hates memes. thay cant control the science

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Bidensdementia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Years ago, thought I was going to be dealing with breast cancer (wasn't thankfully) but doctor told me to stay away from anything soy. Too much estrogen.

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CapnKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Search phytoestrogens. Use common sense. Soy-based infant formula is culprit but no research because money.

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ChippingToe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I don't know for sure whether or not soy consumption turns men into bitches, but it's become a meme at this point.

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2016_and_beyond 1 point ago +1 / -0

Study "endocrine disruptors"

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DeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

You just answered your own question.

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Sl0re10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has fats, protein, and a bunch of calories.

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DeltaTango 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's so full of steaming goodness he just needs to add the ramen to himself!

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GodEmperorUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adding boiling water is for beta cucks.

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John789 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ramen Bro!

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NYCforTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Im hungry for a bite of raw ramen now.

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

A little dab of flavoring! Fuck the water and go for it.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL love him!

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--1-- 92 points ago +93 / -1

When I was a kid individual packs of ramen went up to 50 cents a pack because of how popular it was as a kids snack. You'd crush it up in a plastic bag and add the spice packet, and holy shit it was good. Hawaii things.

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magicmike 79 points ago +79 / -0

I thought maybe you grew up in prison, until the end there.

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--1-- 30 points ago +30 / -0

Wait till you find out we'd pay 25c+ each for milk bottle caps just so we could take them to school and gamble them.

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The_Winner 9 points ago +9 / -0

So did every kid in America for like a year. Pogs were fidget spinners before fidget spinners.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pogs started in Hawaii as milk bottle caps in the 20's and 30's.

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techied 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's the difference?

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HuntersCokeDealer 19 points ago +19 / -0

Tiki bars > metal bars

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TheTrooper424 2 points ago +2 / -0

slow clap

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is a prison island run by Democrats now.

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prison paradise

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BlackPillBot 25 points ago +25 / -0

In my AO we were all about eating that shit out the bag on our bikes with a bag pickle and a one liter soda on the side. Damn we ate like trash as 80s and 90s kids. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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RussianFemBot 22 points ago +23 / -1

Bet you didn’t wear a bike helmet either. Did we die? Nope!

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BlackPillBot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hell no. I can remember having a Fuji and redline BMX style bike that we would ride up homemade ramps made out of rotten boards and cracked up cement blocks and shit. We would keep making it higher and higher until someone eventually got hurt so bad, they’d either end up bed ridden for a few days or in the ER, and strangely enough, it was some of the best and funnest times in my life. Much skin was lost and at least a few bones were broken between the ages of 8 and 13 within our little crew which was full of what the left considers diversity today and yet everyone got along for the most part.

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 13 points ago +13 / -0

We did the same thing.

I remember rubbing so much skin off my shin on some concrete at my friend's house one day that I couldn't sleep that night because it was throbbing so bad.

I still remember how the ditch looked when I ate the landing.

His mom made killer spaghetti though, and his brother constantly hummed while he ate going yum yum.

Why do I remember that? It was all very late 80s/early 90s as hell.

Wood paneling, old ass shag carpet.

The whole deal.

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +5 / -1

Did you say mom’s spaghetti?!?! 😎

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LensOfTruth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh hell yeah, we must have grown up in the same neighborhood

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RussianFemBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

We all lived in that neighborhood 😀

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe, but that was just normal childhood for many boys and even some girls back in those times. I never see shit like that anymore. Not saying it doesn’t go on, but most kids are fucking with the video games and or Netflix shit all day it seems.

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RussianFemBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was one of those girls 😊

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

👍🏻 NICE

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FakeNametag 6 points ago +6 / -0

The ramps where you kept adding a piece of firewood underneath to make it higher, and the landing zone was just the flat street beyond the ramp. Keep adding another firewood until nobody had the nuts to go off the jump.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣 I can remember stacking old tires and rims up and shit.

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Oldguard08 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snapped the damn petal off landing one of those jumps and kissed my own heel in the landing. Broken collar bone and mom watched it happen "go lay down with an ice pack and if it still hurts tomorrow we can go to the doctor"😶 🤣🤣 Today my mom would've caught a child negligence charge🙄

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DocOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

We were doing that exact thing one day and my brother's front wheel came off. Tore his lower lip away from his jaw inside his mouth. Three layers of stitches later and you couldn't even tell once it healed

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ouch. Yeah, we had a couple of guys faceplant and lose some teeth, but luckily I think they were all baby. I can also remember hitting the ramp at least once and coming down in a semi squat position with flexed knees and a foot slipping off the pedal only to bust my nuts on the upper bar bike frame. 😡

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Oldguard08 2 points ago +2 / -0

Collapsed a front rim in half on and old Huffy and some how impaled my self with the handlebar... nice 3/4" plug of skin out of my stomach bled like a bitch and later scars to show the girls.... good times.

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DocOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope you told them it was a bullet hole lol

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Randomite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except for that pesky lisp he always had after that....

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DocOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah he always had that. That and a limp wrist

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sniffyJB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck yeah! JMC Racing rider here. Raced BMX as a teen and rode though town all day, every day after school. Had friends of all colors. Riding bikes and making jumps. And if we were lucky, we could come up with $20 between us and go to the liquor store and hopefully find some dude to buy of a 12 pack and keep the change. Back then a 12 pack was like $6 for milwaukee's best or natty boh.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a different time, and better in so many ways than today. Don’t get me wrong, we are better in many ways today also, just in different ways. Worse off in other ways too IMHO.

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Oldguard08 1 point ago +1 / -0

Used to be able to make small mistakes and learn from them. Now you're becoming a felon at 9 years old because the law is applied with no nuances.

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes we did. This is the afterlife.

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DocOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn. I thought I was a decent person but this doesn't feel like heaven. What, with the leftists stacking bodies and me ... not stacking.

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HuntersCokeDealer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to hell.

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Dennislearsysbastard 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you put on a helmet that meant you were about to do something really cool or stupid.

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DoubleBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

For about a block unt I was out of sight. and then it would dangle from the handlebars.

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Bigus_Dickus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, I am gonna boil anything that comes from China before ingesting it and that is only if I have to...

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 23 points ago +23 / -0

We have four Ramen noodle manufacturing facilities in the U.S., two in California’s South Orange County, one near Richmond, Virginia and one near San Antonio, Texas.

-Maruchan https://www.maruchan.com/faq/

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless you buy the ethnic ramens, the ones you buy at mainstream stores are all made here because it's just not worth it to ship them thousands of miles from Asia

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panthicc 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Not gonna lie, I'm almost 30 years old and have done this >0 times in the last 5 years.

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--1-- 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shrimp is the best flavor.

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Lord_Yeezus 11 points ago +11 / -0

No way. Oriental is where it’s at.

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thuggishruggishtrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I legit never had that one.

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Robert 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's really good. Pork is a close second IMO. Both are better than beef and chicken.

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ColdBrewCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you save some packets and cook it with diced chicken you can replicate the lettuce wraps from pei wai

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4bfd6g5h4df54hgds6f5 6 points ago +6 / -0

do you have diabetes?

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Brucesky420 10 points ago +10 / -0

They'd probably die of excess sodium before the diabetes ever had a chance

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--1-- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, kicked the ramen habit after college :P

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

who hasn't

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zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shit, I thought I was the only one who did that. Nobody else around here does.

fistbump ramen pede!

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Faction 4 points ago +4 / -0

back in my day we called it ten cent soup

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hawaii things.

Never been there; read about them. Spam? delicacy.

But the best? Don Ho singing Peter Gabriel song "Shock The Monkey" Don Ho is a treasure...

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--1-- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crispy fried spam w/ rice. It's amazing.

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Wanderlust 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss the poke but wipe my tears with southern BBQ so it's all good.

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you on the mainland now? I still remember the first time I did that in the dorms over here and people looked at me like "WTF are you doing?" Didn't take long for them to try it and pick up the habit though.

Nowadays I can only do about 1/4 of the spice packet. So salty.

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--1-- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, I'm back on the Big Island. Lived out on the mainland for a decade or so, but missed the ohana too much.

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

aren't you supposed to add water to this?

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charwoman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only if you like 'em soggy.

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LosPepesContra 56 points ago +57 / -1

This is the kind of dude that you could hang out with. Chilled and sharp.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 46 points ago +47 / -1

That kiss. That damn kiss!!

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TyrannyBuster 37 points ago +37 / -0

Twitter: Quick! Disable the zoom function!

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SharpCookie 33 points ago +33 / -0

Does anyone have the OG peaceful protest one?

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vfr2imc 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jesus that's fucking funny. It's short, to the point, it's clean and it's just the right amount of fuck you while also munching on dry ramen.

The kid's a very stable genius.

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SharpCookie 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nice thank you. I'd only ever seen it as a streamable link, didn't know it was on YouTube. Thanks!

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

My pleasure!

And I appreciate the setup.

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Mitzhatzmakoph 6 points ago +7 / -1

I havent seen this one. I saw the one about the constitution and Cumo. It was so funny!!!

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FrankZappaSA 19 points ago +19 / -0

That makes me want water (and makes my teeth hurt) just watching it.

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SuperMechaDon 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've found that my nostalgia for Top Ramen is equal to my nostalgia for Malt Liquor as they both end in me wondering what the fuck I was thinking.

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woke-sheep [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

My thoughts exact

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kesquare2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Instant ramen is the greatest food on earth.

How absolutely dare you compare it to malt liquor.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is he eating DWS' hair?

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IhateNPR 8 points ago +8 / -0

Her hair would be crunchier.

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woke-sheep [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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YaBoiJacob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 11 points ago +11 / -0

Debbie noodles

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XirWokeMasterCuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take the upvote you clever SOB

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys are way too funny lmfao

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Pissedoffamerican 18 points ago +18 / -0

Love the RAMEN KING!!!! MY MAN!! Spreading truth while chomping on raw RAMEN!!! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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pmurTJdlanoD 12 points ago +12 / -0

The kiss > just have to look Mr. Komo

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mylifeforanetype 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mr. Cumho*

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Thundermark 11 points ago +11 / -0

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

  • Orwell, 1984
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farstriderr 11 points ago +13 / -2

Who cares if they wore masks or not? They shouldn't have been wearing masks.

And where are the stories about all the rioters who don't wear masks?

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Meatbank84 11 points ago +11 / -0

This dude is fucking great

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stoneguy74 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eating ramen like a boss👍🖕😷🖕🇨🇳😎🇺🇸💪

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Spectre001 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is probably the only time they haven't been lying to us. I watched it, and there were some people not wearing masks. No one believes them now because they've lied to us constantly.
The truth about this story is, they fucked up the photo.

That doesn't mean WE should lie. We want to bring over as many democrats to our side as possible, and for that we need to tell others the truth, and they need to see us telling them the truth.

That's what brings the most people over, them seeing the lies told by the left, and then hearing our side of the story. They compare that with reality, and realize they have been lied to and manipulated.

(This is the view I saw) https://media.thedonald.win/post/yoNqJDZk.jpeg

All that being said, who gives a rats ass if they were wearing masks, anyway?

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techied 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, there were a few people not wearing masks in the crowd in front of him. The picture did not fit the headline at all. But still, not like it matters.

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_Sully_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s a purity test. It doesn’t matter but we aren’t playing with genuine people.

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every speaking event is designed around optics.

The backdrop people were all given masks, so that TV coverage shows they wore masks. A couple didn’t.

But the shots of the crowd he was speaking to ... yeah not many people wore masks.

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drivebypooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude's a character. I love it.

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Sekoms 7 points ago +7 / -0

Food fit for a king.

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TranceDj 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's using tik tok though. Ugh.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 7 points ago +7 / -0

GET RAMEN KING ON HERE NOW

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hillaryforprison 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love how he seasons the ramen, crunch and 2 bits fall on the floor. No cares in the world.

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Pleepleus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best how he makes common sense be funny because the left lacks it.

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FluffiPuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

BASED RAMEN KING

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rabdargab 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this guy. Give him a talk show and 20 million.

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revenge-of-the-ELK 6 points ago +6 / -0

love it !!

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate how we are playing by the left’s rules, and they still lie about us.

Even if they weren’t wearing masks, WHO. CARES.

Obviously I don’t know how to solve it, but it’s getting to the point I feel like we just need to arrest everyone for propaganda. “Oops you are going to jail for life....baaaaiiiii!!”

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Twitter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately the hills deranged audience will eat up the fake news like he's eating his ramen.

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NSFW_PORN_ONLY 6 points ago +6 / -0

This kiss. We should make it a thing. Some FB/ YT/ Twitter "challenge" and post it all over the place. #KissThePotus or #LoveForPotus

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daisytrench 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who is the guy and how can I watch his stuff?

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Boruzu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked up Ramen King and Ramen Bro but got nuthin. Here’s a clip of his other vid: https://youtu.be/R0T3tajeWzk

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El_Magarino 5 points ago +5 / -0

The comment section of the Hill is a war zone.

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Executor 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's our Boi!

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MAGAngelo 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s kiss is EVERYTHING!

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Salacious_B_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's right there! Just look it up, Cummo!

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where are the independent fact checkers now?

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TrumpForeverEver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. How the hell can you eat a bag of ramen like that? Lol

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A1waysLurk1ing 5 points ago +5 / -0

LEGEND

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CantThinkOfUserName 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fun fact: they have dry noodle snacks similar to this in Asia. Noodles are usually a little softer, and the seasoning is better and not just a glob of MSG powder.

https://asianmart.com/products/ottogi-ppushu-ppushu-noodle-snack-bulgogi-flavor-3-17oz90g

https://www.yamibuy.com/en/p/babystar-snack-crispy-ramen-chicken-75g/1017029351

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techied 4 points ago +4 / -0

The MSG is what makes it so good!

Also it can be found on every college campus for pennies.

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booga 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao, I eat my ramen like that sometimes. Dunno why I find it enjoyable, but 10/10 video.

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Woefully_Inept 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is a national treasure.

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redren777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Give that man his Ramen!!!!

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CookiesNCream 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this guy, Ramen King! He says facts so nonchalantly in a hilarious way. More please!

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TrumpenatorSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

$1 Dry ramen with flavoring... the true American treat!

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beta-detector 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this guy! So simple, so effective :)))

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HumblePig 4 points ago +4 / -0

There're masks. You just gotta look at the faces. Just zoom.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣

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Lla26 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love him

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Trumpfanbigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love ya bud.

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crewdog 4 points ago +4 / -0

The is guy is my spirit animal.

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2ndenthusiast 4 points ago +4 / -0

this kid is great but saluting badly with the wrong hand causes me physical pain.

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Kerra_Holt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would hate to sweep this dude's floor. So many Ramen bits I'm sure.

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy could be a mainstream newscaster. He is so real,

he eats Chyna Raman- like a chip. Guy is a Boss.

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Mad_Hattie 4 points ago +5 / -1

Based ramen dude.

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HidinginNY 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man eats ramen raw while he schools the media. Absolute boss. Now I kind of feel like eating uncooked ramen straight out the package.

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nickybops 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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AOCs_tits 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just munchin' Ramen and taking names.

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DoubleTrumpPumpBump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy is an instant classic.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watching this in fullscreen is hilarious. Wide meme!

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does he have the Downs?

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fickelbra 3 points ago +4 / -1

Long live Ramen King

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behemoth887 3 points ago +3 / -0

how many times can they lie to you before you stop believing the lies?

we'll know as soon as the libs stop believing the lies. but so far we're past several millions of times.

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ca_logistician 1 point ago +1 / -0

ya they had 3 years of pure lies fed to them and they are still asking for more... it's not logical

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Viking-funeral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never thought I’d see a full grown cabbage patch kid

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BurritoStrength 3 points ago +4 / -1

How is this helpful? We’re supposed to be pushing against the face diaper not promoting them! None of those patriots should be wearing masks.

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Hempbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fucking quick kiss he gives to Trump.

Fucking LOL!

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BasedBoricua 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best part of the video.

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Juicebusters 3 points ago +3 / -0

This kid has the burden of Downs Sydnrome and yet he's easily able to see through the fake news, the lies and scams.

Anyway, cheers to him and keep up the good work!

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weneedaweedeater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit, who is this, he's great! The ramen chomps crack me up!

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought I was the only one that ate dry ramen. Haven't done that since 13 though.

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jamrs 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's good but he should have dropped mic at 36 seconds

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Berkshire10 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you share these streamable posts to normies that don't get on TD?

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giftofthegame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you Ramen King!

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just gotta look it up

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Sabina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ramen King Rocks.

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mewman30 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love him

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Kiras 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is this guy? Why does he look like a dollar store Norman Reedus? And why is he eating dried ramen like it was a candy bar?

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greatness comes in many different kinds of wrappers.

Legend comes with a flavor packet.

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ind2rep2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

at best, masks reduce infection spread by those who are actively showing symptoms.

at worst, they don't do jack shit.

i have a shitload of NIH articles to back this up.

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyway we can give him like a crate of ramen?

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Antenna 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHAT is he eating? Sounds sooo good.

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Nusse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ramen.

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kek_saved_the_world 2 points ago +3 / -1

PATRIOT!!!

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ramen King is based.

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Lioncat331 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s adorable.

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namechangearoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That glorious bastard.

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't figure out what he was eating until the end.

By the 3rd play through, I was able to see through tears of laughter that he was nonchalantly tapping the MSG flavor packet to empty it all on his ramen tartare, to eat it like a sandwich.

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WillowWynde 2 points ago +2 / -0

LoL I love this kid!

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Freedomtom 2 points ago +2 / -0

But for real, raw Ramen is amazing.

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BuyPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a fucking legend

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HighIQIndividual 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dude sounds like Phineas from "Phineas and Ferb".

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SmokeyAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rock On !!

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LibtardJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this dudes sodium intake.

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I propose a law that have our boy feels the need to make a video about something you said...you must cut off one of your digits above the joint to atone for your failure and bringing shame upon your clan.

... like the Yakuza make you do

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calvinb1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite Gen Z' er

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is this? Link?

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TrophyWife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald Trump-please tweet this!!!!

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BubblegumStickyHair 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's missing the beauty of the original video. If he's reading this: Just read the Hill's headline, then move the story to the side, point to the zoomed in picture of the people, and say: They are wearing masks, you just gotta zoom in.

Simple and sweet.

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

100%

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Peacefulprotesters 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hill is complete and absolute garbage. Their whole message was like two different view points agreeing on things, and now they can only agree trump bad. Like wtf is up with sagar. I thought he was okay, but damn, its really turned into cnn junior. Now all they do is bash trump and then talk about semi relevant things a week after the fact.

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TwoWords 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mister Cummo

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eviantears 2 points ago +2 / -0

The spice sack makes a gentle maraca sound as he preps his ramen for destruction

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Anyslogan2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this guy. He is so chill. Lol.

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BlueSaltMiner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this guy. No homo.

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droden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just zoom bro.

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burtreynoldsstash 2 points ago +2 / -0

the kiss i'm dying.

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ConditionalFeels 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want some ramen.

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SlickVic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like an anti-woke PSA! I like it! He should do one weekly, God knows there is plenty if fake news to debunk!

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Tomtoonami93 1 point ago +1 / -0

You gotta look it up.

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GrizWallerOGV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly I understand why they went with masks for the optics... But it's still a little sad to see that at a Trump rally.

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SlickVic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like a fake news PSA! I like it!

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BubbaTrumpShrimp 1 point ago +1 / -0

holy hell I thought I was the only one who ate ramen noodles like that... haha

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BobsNoCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES, PEOPLE WHO EAT DRY RAMEN ARE THE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL!!

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AlphaPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn it. Now I want some ramen.

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based_trekkie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ramen King 2032!!!!

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Afeazo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish they sold a more “fresh” version of ramen in those packets. Every brand on the store shelf is loaded with sodium, even if you buy the nice ones from places like Taiwan. I wonder if it’s possible to air dry it with no added sodium and just deal with a much shorter shelf life? I don’t really need ramen noodles sitting in my pantry for 2 years

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Rotking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed the same thing. I seen the clip at the biden rally the other day and seen like zero masks in the room. I bet you cnn didnt even say a thing about it. But today i watched cnn for a few minutes and they said they seen only a single mask but then i'm watching the rally and i see like nearly everyone has a mask on

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wearefeverpitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking love this guy

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RuPaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love his style! Very unique...

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godaddy42 1 point ago +1 / -0

right on. go man go little guy. make us great again.

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ATXGodzilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to eat ramen just like that when I was a kid. IDK why but I liked it. Sprinkle on that msg baby and chew kek

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createaccount 1 point ago +1 / -0

go bring thedonald.win banners at trump rallies

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you know Red Robin had a ramen burger for a limited time? Instead of buns, they used ramen noodles pressed into a bun shape and it was delicious.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now do one for Lindsay Graham. He seems to not know anything months after something happened.

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SoYuge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Follow @KewlVideo on Tiktok

https://www.tiktok.com/@kewlvideo?lang=en

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SuperChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hero's eat ramen noodles raw....

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Sparhawk007 1 point ago +1 / -0

i eat ramen, but I cook it. Never considered eating it dry. Almost did it with the pack I had a few days ago...but couldn't. Anyone, besides him, ever try this?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

when I was in grade 5 I ate a pack of them everyday dry/raw but I'd smash the fuck out of the package before opening it and then sprinkle the seasonings in, close the bag and shake it up. Then i'd eat it by the 'pinch' :)

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Coolmishi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yessssss

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nebu 1 point ago +1 / -0

can we agree then that tik tok has some good pro trump content despite who owns it?

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RosieODonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure he's one of those infamous "based autists"

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The hacker known as 4chan

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Cowboyup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get woke go broke!

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stylecouncilor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ramen King 2024

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skuls308 0 points ago +1 / -1

There is no "Over" when you say "Out". "Out" means ending transmission, "Over" means you are allowing the other party to have the mic so to speak. -End Rant.

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IndyTrumper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Some homo

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MAGALauncher -23 points ago +1 / -24

Can we stop giving this faggot attention? He’s an attention whore regardless of what he says and has openly admitted that last video was his “big break” to finally try and become a social media star. He’ll say whatever he thinks will get him famous. Plus he looks weird.

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Neptunes_rings 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's funny, it's true and you're not the boss of me. I'm detecting democrat party vibes.

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woke-sheep [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

What a shit take

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charwoman 6 points ago +7 / -1

He's cute and based. If I were younger and not married...

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Miserable_company 5 points ago +6 / -1

Stop being successful, people other than me!

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MAGALauncher -8 points ago +1 / -9

You’re on drugs if you honestly think this guy is successful in his endeavor to be a social media whore.

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Miserable_company 6 points ago +6 / -0

So let him have fun and try. Why hate on him for trying? Dislike him all you want, but you’re crapping on people who DO find him funny

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fickelbra 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh no he has aspirations

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MAGALauncher -8 points ago +1 / -9

Being an attention whore on social media is something worth aspiring to now? Man this place sure got cucked fast.

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fickelbra 9 points ago +9 / -0

Attention whore is your take faggot. You might be surprised but people who create content do tend to want consumers of it.

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MAGALauncher -8 points ago +1 / -9

Go fuck yourself you cuck. Have fun being exploited to sate this fat retard’s ego and womanly need for validation. He isn’t on the Trump train at all and is using you.

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fickelbra 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's astounding how you manage to sound like a bitch every sentence you type

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MAGALauncher -10 points ago +1 / -11

And yet I’m 100% sure I’d still manage to fuck your soyboy ass up in a fight.

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fickelbra 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm sorry your social media career never took off you don't have to be violent :(

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