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goose5184 294 points ago +294 / -0

They're going to do the same thing with his votes. For every 7 votes Biden gets it will count as 6,000. Its only fair because orange man bad.

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IJustWannaLurk 133 points ago +133 / -0

Here's a new rule ... the Dems can vote as many times as they like, but Joe has to count up the votes himself.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 70 points ago +70 / -0

Come on, man!?

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Dang 34 points ago +35 / -1

Come on, man?!

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Kek_Johnson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cum on man!

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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sesquipedalienator 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID is taken this year--just sint--the outbreak--has taken more than 100 year--look--here's--the lives!--It's just--It's ju-a-me-eh-me-eh-mean think about it! More lives this year than any other year...for the past hundred years.

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Rudygarrido 4 points ago +4 / -0

He probably meant Chinese Military... same thing to him... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hole Lee Fuk

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cum on man!

No homo.

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

We haven't had as many th-- thin--thh--thr thing, in the last, th-- in the last 100 years, the barrels of oil and our def-- anyways, my times up.

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

HEY-- CHECK THE RECORD JACK-, we've had 125 billion people die from the COVID in the last month alone, so don't tell cough on my leg and tell me it's raining, PERIOD. End of quote. Yes sir.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that was just yesterday

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kekNation 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think “my time’s up is code word for my meds are wearing off”.

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MastemaofJerusalem 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know I’ve never heard him say that. But after Tara Reades allegation it’s most likely true:

Come on I thought you liked me!

Biden would definitely say something like that

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then, “You mean nothing to me.”

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The_other_biden 13 points ago +13 / -0

They cut my head off.

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best wishes in your recovery!

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

"One, two, three, four, five, five, five... you know, the thing, seven, eight, nine..."

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

"One, two, three, four, five, five, five... you know, the thing, seven, eight, nine... Well, this looks lie about nine trillion votes. Thank you to the citizens of the united states of the USA"

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Imzadi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can he do it from his basement?

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CanadianRepublcan556 33 points ago +33 / -0

You can justify doing anything to a man you’ve demonized as worse than Hitler.

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DuplexFields 17 points ago +17 / -0

and you can justify any action against his followers.

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ToTheFarWest 15 points ago +15 / -0

REMEMBER: THEY ALREADY CELEBRATED A TRUMP SUPPORTER GETTING SHOT ON THE STREET FOR LITERALLY NO REASON

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DuplexFields 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their news cycle told them a Trump supporter did the same thing to a peaceful protester in Kenosha; in their eyes, it's tit for tat.

The fake news is truly the enemy of the people.

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Aluminoti 22 points ago +23 / -1

Gee, wonder why the media isn't keeping a running tally of Biden's and Cumala's lies. They are just blatantly saying whatever they please and these partisan hacks gobble it up and report it like Gospel.

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Gen_Turgidson 9 points ago +9 / -0

where is the video of this? Must be really really bad that the media buried it.

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wytxcook1 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's on Jim Crow Joe's YouTube, but only 3,000 people watched it.

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empiretc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Expodentially !!!!

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Awilen 45 points ago +45 / -0

Yep, just with prostate cancer: dying with it is much more common than dying from it.

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h4ck3l 16 points ago +16 / -0

True, still get screened for prostate cancer men, 45+, with a simple cheap psa test until the urine tests are available. While it is often an older men problem there are men that get it in their 40s! Especially if there is family history!

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MAGAnum_PI 14 points ago +14 / -0

I get that test Everytime I see my massage therapist. Her English is bad but she deffinitly said "Happy ending cancer free"

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kono_hito_wa 2 points ago +2 / -0

The PSA test is a blood test, not a finger in your ass.

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MAGAnum_PI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tomato / Towmatow

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kono_hito_wa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now I know what to say if you ever ask me if I want a BLT.

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name 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where do you think they get the bleeding?

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kono_hito_wa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude...

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Lord_Yeezus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Today I learned only 1 in 41 men diagnosed with prostate cancer die from it.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

They can just pull numbers out of their ass and the left would not question it. "The man wearing a lab coat on TV said so." "The newspaper said so." "The mayor said so." "Makes sense to me." "...is that not enough for you???"

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Aluminoti 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or "cases" for that matter. They just twist and turn every statistic into the one that makes Trump look bad. Number of Cases, number of deaths, death rate, any time Trump can counter their narrative with the CDC's own numbers they want to count everything differently.

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've been conflating "infections" (virus detectable by lab equipment) with "cases" (symptoms severe enough to warrant a doctor visit) all along.

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Voldemort 0 points ago +1 / -1

This point is overblown. Covid isn’t being treated any differently than any other infection. It’s very rare for any infection to kill an otherwise healthy person. People die from an infection because their other organs can’t tolerate the stress and are diseased at baseline or because their immune system can’t control it. Whether the infection kills someone or it’s their COPD is semantics

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Jammerculture 81 points ago +82 / -1

It’s unreal that they are starting to try and steal Trumps campaign slogans and even the imagery

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quigonkenny 28 points ago +28 / -0

Maybe they're going for the really nearsighted vote. I mean, if you squint real hard, they're just a couple of old white guys, so they don't look that dissimilar. If the MSM starts toning down the orange filter on Trump, and Biden starts wearing red ties, you know the fix is in.

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Jammerculture 15 points ago +15 / -0

It just goes to show how useless they are, they have nothing to offer Americans at all.

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1776forever1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Career politicians are shells, structures, intelligence assets.

Joe Biden is not the man he once was, even in his prime he had little to show for.

The Democratic candidates are especially plastic, trying to appease to everyone simultaneously, they reveal their structure to the observant eye.

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kilkidd 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he did everything trumps doing then the right will vote for him, if he's not trump the left will vote for him. genius! 98% of the popular vote, rite guise!?

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Genius in a condescending drug addicted way.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 59 points ago +59 / -0

Anyone else loving the irony of the China candidate ripping off MAGA as Buy American.

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TheThreeSeashells 31 points ago +31 / -0

When he says "Buy American" he means go to a place in America that is reselling Chinese-made products. You always have to read between the lines with the Left.

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1776forever1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

The guy made Hunter Biden the kick-back kid.

How can I take any pro-American message you say seriously when your actions show that you do not care at all about the American Citizen’s livelihood.

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly this.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 16 points ago +16 / -0

China candidate

Whole new meaning for the Manchurian Candidate

(*It's a region in China)

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also the Maga slogan being rehashed as "build back better"

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

BBB

Can't even slap it on a hat.

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DeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

The typesetting house probably misunderstood. Biden obviously meant, "Bye America".

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tonightm16 39 points ago +39 / -0

Doing what Democrats do best.

Talk shit and hope enough retards buy it. But then again that is most if not all career politicians. Fucking term limits and then life bans from holding any other political office. Then life in prison if you are found to be connected to anyone else in office after your term.

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stealthboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Talk shit and hope enough retards buy it.

They know the media will keep shoving it in people's faces, so they have an easy time doing this.

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Mr_Beanths 38 points ago +38 / -0

C’mon man!

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Politifact and Snopes will be right on this fact check I'm sure

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Freedom4545 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL cant even read his teleprompter and notes correctly. At this point they are all in on the vote fraud past election night. That's why hes amassing an army of lawyers not election stations.

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apawst8 8 points ago +8 / -0

You don't misread 7 as "6,114". That was intentional.

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PatrickSebast 5 points ago +5 / -0

He misread Michigan as Military lol

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beegee 3 points ago +3 / -0

He didn't misread anything though. He was reading off of his "schedule" that he carries on him. He was trying to make some weird connection with troops dying in Iraq and Afghanistan with troops dying to the wuflu. Go to 34:30 in the video https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1303750335345733632

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h203h 15 points ago +15 / -0

Typical career lying politician who doesn't give a fuck when they lie to his hundreds of supporters. Ridiculous that the United States "servants" sold out the US to globalism...or so they have tried

TRUMP 2020

VOTE VOTE VOTE

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Supersaiyanbroly737 10 points ago +10 / -0

Time to latch on to this one.

Look, fat, Biden has gaffes everytime he makes a speech. But focusing on a big one makes it easier to show did dude is a liar, an idiot or both.

This one fits the bill.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 9 points ago +9 / -0

"One hundred. One hundred thousand million billion deaths from the virus." - Joe Biden

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workinating 9 points ago +9 / -0

On Joe's podium: "BUY AMERICAN" 🤔

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TennesseePride 7 points ago +8 / -1

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trump is the fucking man. He has has given this country years of life back in ways that I doubt most people will ever know. I love the guy. But... Hillary was the reason the dems lost in 2016. The propaganda should have been enough, it's that she was just such an unlikable person, and she came with so much scandalous baggage. The propaganda machine is enough to drag this worthless old dickhead over the finish line. He can say the moon is made of cheese and it won't matter. They cheat a little harder than they did with Hillary, to be on the safe side, and this fuck can shit his depends in the oval office.

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Dsnazzy 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's true that the vast majority of voters had no idea how bad/evil Killary was and still is, but c'mon fat....the past 4 years have been incredible and the anti-America Left has shown its ugly face for all to see. President Trump has shown himself to be Captain America and the nation has responded unlike ever before.

Unless they can cheat on a massive scale despite no longer being at the control switch, it won't even be close (and that could include NY and CA turning red even). But DO NOT count on everyone else carrying the day....get out and VOTE everyone!!!

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spaceforce_chaplain 7 points ago +8 / -1

He was only off by 5,993. Come on, man!

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Wazoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

When even CNN fact checks you...

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NocturnalPatrol 7 points ago +7 / -0

And this race is close

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only after accounting for the cheating we know they're going to pull. Without the CCP Virus garbage that convinced RINOs to sit back and allow the entire election process to be changed and easier to manufacture phony votes, this would be a landslide for Trump.

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Dsnazzy 1 point ago +1 / -0

So ((they)) keep telling us....kinda like Killary's 97% chance of victory on Election Day.

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NocturnalPatrol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary lost the states that put Trump over the top by 70,000 votes. Combined.

Trump won comfortably in the electoral college, but it doesn't do us any favors to lie to ourselves. We won that race by the skin of our teeth.

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HolaPendejos 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's close to what we lost in Iraq and Afghanistan. Maybe we should hold China accountable

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Snowflakeslayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't know. I died from net neutrality.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

The end of the Paris climate accord got me.

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Snowflakeslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP 🙏

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DeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lucky bastard. I died from the North Korean launched nuclear holocaust.

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patslimmy1 6 points ago +7 / -1

Watched one clip and he stumbled like 5 times and it was only a minute long.

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Batmann58 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me guess those 7 were also suffering from gunshot wounds?

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orange_dit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump exaggerates numbers with maybe 50%. Biden with 100000%. BuT TrUmP LiEs

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pcdebol 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he also said 100 million people had died from covid so I guess it adds up in his head.

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden's screen:

Today, we take America to the world... China, Europe, Africa. Immediately!

Biden's mouth:

Today, we take America to war. China, Europe, Africa... Immediately!

Biden's excuse:

Oh, C'mon! Everybody knew what I m-m-m-meant!

No thanks...

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SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

"BUY AMERICAN" on his podium is awfully hilarious to see when the bastard and his family are bought and paid by China.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh, get with it, come on man, you know the THING!

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WellDoneWithKetchup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe just arbitrarily pulls numbers out of his ass. There's a good compilation somewhere of him doing it repeatedly.

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Jefferson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard him reeling off statistics at the end of the speech and coming up with this number, "six thousand, 348 thousand, seven hundred."

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Zero_Six_Two 4 points ago +4 / -0

anyone wanna bet they won't fact check this one?

or use their favorite phrase "without evidence?"

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bluntedaffect 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't it absurd that the media writes it off as "oh it's just an old man getting confused and reciting the wrong info," as if that's somehow any better than overt manipulation.

I think I'd rather that he straight-up lie to me than be incapable of fabricating the lie.

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CuntyMcFuckBags 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm active duty USAF out of Dover AFB. I can't say much about what I do but I am involved in the repatriation process for sending the remains back home.

We haven't seen an up-tick in COVID deaths.

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RU_joe_king [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

thank you for your service.

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GreatHumungous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden and his handlers are total idiots

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RU_joe_king [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

not to mention his voters.

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he's claiming a 5% fatality rate in that demographic? Seems fishy to say the least.

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Trump2030 3 points ago +3 / -0

People that are in top physical condition for the most part. Well they was in the old military, who knows now.

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Harcerz 3 points ago +3 / -0

In defense of Biden, in his mind he was thinking about deaths caused by polio - no one has told him new vaccines were developed in 1950s.

Under Biden leadership USA will sign the Geneva Convention - that's the only way to prevent second Great War.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's also 6 trillion genders, unless you're claiming victimhood against mansplaining then there's only 2.

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RU_joe_king [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

thank you mods

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CheckorHold 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if his speech writers do it on purpose for the laughs at this point. It's not like his voter base even cares about the truth.

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EntilZha 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if it were accurate, those numbers would be "classified".

I work on military base (civilian, ex-navy) and we get updates from the commands CO with numbers of infected and recovered and in every email we are reminded those numbers are for us only, not to be shared due to opsec.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

We going to get a fact check from politico or snopes on that? No, ok cool.

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DarelTHink86 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look fat, those are rookie numbers!

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GAGASays 3 points ago +3 / -0

What number did he think he was remembering?

Or did he just say 6,000 out of thin air?

What's more scary - he got confused with 6,000 ventilators or tests or something or he just decided to pull a number out of thin air?

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dakin116 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is literally(hate that word) ripping off Trump with his Buy American podium, LOL

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

The military does not recruit people on their deathbeds. This figure is up front bullshit. 6% death rate is absurd.

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Arwyn3x 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is a liar !

Everyone is letting his lying go because they think he has mad cow disease, but he and the people around him are calculating liars.

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FedTalks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fact checkers nowhere to be seen. Imagine my shock.

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goat_nebula 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where are the InDePeNdEnT fAcT cHeCkErS?

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freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Nafta king is now back pedaling by telling people to buy American? So even Biden agrees we need Trump more than ever before.

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hillarysdildont 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had to Gulag search this one, like many others, just to see how our trusted friends in the media 🤮 want us to feel about this, what facts they deem necessary. Sure enough, FNN and NYPost mention it’s wrong in the headline while others don’t even touch it.

Eye opening to compare how the media treats Biden today vs 4 years of political Trump vs 8 years of 0bama. Imagine what the news would be with a president Biden 🤢