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redditadminssuckit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can we mount flame throwers on their horns?

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I thought this morning could not get any better!!!

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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +4 / -1

And strap sharks with frickin' lazers to the sides of'em.

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Fluffy_Indigo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Release a few silver back gorillas and we can have season 1 episode 1 of the Gorilla Channel. It'll be killer.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun fact-- your average gorilla has the strength of 6 men.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wouldn't work they'd just send it over to their wife's house.

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Great", perhaps not. Hilarious, absolutely! :)

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Batmemejr3 2 points ago +2 / -0

... great, now I've got to figure out how to photoshop an impaled skateboard on one horn, and a rioter on the other.

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magalikeumeanit 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY SHIT.

OP wins the internet

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I, uh.... I mean, my FRENZ think it's an AWESOME idea!!!

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malapropcomic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or Texas Longhorns, for social distancing purposes: https://thedonald.win/p/HEXBpcAy/how-to-end-any-riot-fast-texas-s/c/

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stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tell you what, next time Trump fans go into a town, they should ride some horses. Nobody fucks with horses without getting kicked or stomped on and you will never make that mistake twice.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

A little police hat and a badge would look pretty kick ass on Ferdinand

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KingSuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

that bull definitely lifts

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hecubus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the cut of your jib there Sunnywindows.

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Russianagentlol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those crazy monkeys from thailand Bats Trained hawks

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ArmyLady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Antifa wear black though, not red.

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WhereForArt 0 points ago +1 / -1

They would firebomb the bulls and torture them. It wouldn’t be fair to the bulls. Now those Boston dynamics robot attack dogs on the other hand...