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Kekistan_United 9 points ago +10 / -1

i recently triggered some lefties when i told them that

all the anti-Trump merchandise is actually funding his campaign

so he wins either way. that they are paying to be able to mock him

and it makes him more rich and powerful everyday.

"imagine being able to profit from winning OR losing, what a genius"

the inevitable 'you better be lying' and 'wait. is this true?!' comments rolled.

i felt amazing.

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like you hang with a really intelligent bunch and are quite the scintillating conversationalist.

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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a cunning linguist

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RussianSkynet 1 point ago +1 / -0

A nimble navigator.

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Kekistan_United 1 point ago +1 / -0

i am told i am a cunning linguist. and then they clapped

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iouybiy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jamie, can we delete that?

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

The implications of that can be life threatening:

  • no moonlight (if it’s even up and large enough)
  • if you move you can hurt yourself unto immobility
  • or be completely lost once the Sun comes up
  • are unable to safely make a shelter
  • are subject to ‘exposure’ to the elements
  • finding a decent place to piss or poop
  • animals, big and small
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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man

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Randomwaffle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't Rogan endorse Biden during the primaries?