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goodbeerbetterviews2 224 points ago +225 / -1

Amy Schumer if true.

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RyanUpCreek 131 points ago +132 / -1

"Only Rosie O'Donnell"

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JovialKlutz 103 points ago +103 / -0

That's the moment that got me into American politics. I didn't even know who Donald Trump or Rosie O'Donnell were, but the concept of a guy running for president saying something like that was too amusing.

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Okieshartpostdoke 82 points ago +82 / -0

Dude, same. He won me over with his humor and no-care attitude. He wasn't scripted and fake like the rest. That coupled with his America-first attitude 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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LugNuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

And, when he was the ONLY one on stage with his hand up when asked about not running against the Republican nominee :

https://youtu.be/GsSDbC5G0GE

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plaaaa 46 points ago +46 / -0

It wasn't even a joke. It was the truth. Trump knew exactly who Megyn Kelly was talking about. All her quotes were only directed at Rosie O'Donnell.

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Iranhasnukes 30 points ago +30 / -0

You were not alone - as soon as he said that I turned to wife and said - “he just won”.

If you look at the trending polls, he literally won the presidency with his first debate, first 3 words. “Only Rosie O’Donnell”

GEOTUS

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JovialKlutz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Knowing nothing of what a "Swing state" is, and learning what the Electoral College is on November 8th of 2016, I always had a gut feeling that he would win. I don't think I'm smart but I apparently knew something that the media pundits didn't (or chose to lie about, either way).

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same here!!!!!!!!!! I knew them but that was legendary

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not American? Hmmm

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sm0kie420 26 points ago +26 / -0

Dependapotamus

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VictoryGunner 18 points ago +18 / -0

A man of culture I see

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On3_Eyed_7ack 12 points ago +12 / -0

She’ll eat through that BAS and the barracks when you’re gone from home station.

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MrsHBarker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Missing out if you don't like thicc bitches..lol.

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shbuc73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tricareatops

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 14 points ago +14 / -0

Big Mike on deck

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

LMAO!!!!! My shoulders hurt looking at this meme btw

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Squat Day broham

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Tookens 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was the moment I knew he'd be president.

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GulagDweller 20 points ago +20 / -0

After the DIET!

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GulagDweller 20 points ago +20 / -0

At first I thought this pic was taken at a Bernie Sanders Event, but then if it were, she would be naked.

"Large People for Bernie" is a thing, but fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, people.

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +11 / -0

fat

drunk

stupid

the trifecta of socialism

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CantStumpIWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

But doesn’t socialism result in people eating garbage and rats?

So no on the fat.

Not enough money for booze unless they’re rich.

So no on the drunk

Stupid yeah.

So 1/3 lol

Fat drunk and stupid is more of a democrat thing.

Edit: but the dems are socialists! Shit this is confusing.

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's those fat slobs that push for socialism, so they never have to work, and can be fat slobs all day.

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MrsHBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first 2 are pretty great tbh. It's like showing the plebs what they can't be.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ten Diet Cokes later...

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

But not the Japanese Diet

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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Yaztaz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fat chance of that

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PaigeAshley 101 points ago +101 / -0

That's one large woman.

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magalikeumeanit 102 points ago +109 / -7

Id hit it.

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HeIsVigo 130 points ago +132 / -2

Thank you for your service.

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July_1776 37 points ago +38 / -1

I love this place so much.

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MW23232 18 points ago +20 / -2

Seriously. These Pedes dare go where no man has gone before . . . these are the posters, commenters and meme farmers of TDW.

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dove soap ad shoot after party

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MW23232 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Why, is it really good for moisturizing those charred pieces still stuck to your skin? Oh oops, I thought this was the post about the guy whose feet were on fire!!! Sorry!!!!

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trumprulez456 51 points ago +53 / -2

I would too. I’ve got a thing for pretty faces and huge asses. As long as the waist line is smaller than the hips I’m game.

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Nibba 50 points ago +52 / -2

Y’all need Jesus.

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MrSir 6 points ago +7 / -1

"I love thicc bitches"

Jesus. Probably.

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axrevolutionai 32 points ago +33 / -1

This. I'm married to a thick goddess. she is a size 12/14 and I'm in heaven, wish she saw it herself and had more confidence

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247MAGA 11 points ago +12 / -1

This chick is more like a size 24!

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MrsHBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dumbass, she's about an 18

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

She couldnt fit in a size 18. Trust me.

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Jimboslice73 2 points ago +3 / -1

Need proof ;)

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JOINTHEANP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

News flash. Size 12 is considered averaged for a 5’7”-8” girl.

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human_centipede 47 points ago +48 / -1

Your heart is in the right place, but how would you know if your dick was?

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YuugeNews 22 points ago +22 / -0

Flour?

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Generalissimo13 42 points ago +42 / -0

I agree - more cushion for you know...the thing.

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CanadianRepublcan556 12 points ago +12 / -0

The comfort!

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at bathing suit pics of real woman in the 1940-50s. Real boobs, real hips, real thighs. In the 1960s there was an actress (I forget her name) that the clothing designers thought had the perfect figure. She was a size 12. Then along comes Twiggy and all the gay fashion designers and boobs and curves are out. Models are sticks resembling men. Then along comes Slick Willie and Big Flour and all of a sudden the Food Pyramid changes to Big Carbs and everybody is fat. Compare people in old movies to people in movies these days...not just the “movie stars” (puke) but the people in the crowd shots. Big difference.

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malthrax 29 points ago +32 / -3

with a club, maybe.

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leakmouth 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or a harpoon. Thar she be!

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Moby Dick is not a social disease

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Loiuzein 8 points ago +9 / -1

Oh yeah, you're right. Thought it was three but I'm seeing it now

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Texapede_yallOG 59 points ago +59 / -0

It's like my Daddy always says: shade in the summer, warm in the winter.

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human_centipede 36 points ago +38 / -2

Did you just make a 'yo mama' joke at your own expense?

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

kek

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Texapede_yallOG -15 points ago +6 / -21

When libshits lurk here this is exactly what they love to see, pedes attacking each other......well done, you're giving them exactly what they want.

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NoatakTheWiser 26 points ago +27 / -1

Lmao he was being friendly with you man. I'm sure he meant no ill will towards your mom or your father's love of hamplanets. The libs are probably too busy burning shit down at the moment to notice this anyway.

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Saxonlady 20 points ago +20 / -0

I got called a 'stupid cunt' on here yesterday. Upset me all day.

I AIN'T STUPID! ;-)

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9x10again 9 points ago +9 / -0

😂👍

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +2 / -1

There's some lonely assed old men on here that think they're special. The repeal the 19th dipshits & the 'women breed' monsters, but I pity their daughters, sisters & mothers & move on. Jesus hates them too.

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MrsHBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't have to agree with each other constantly. That's the point.

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TheMutualist 51 points ago +52 / -1

Dude should learn how to perform the fireman carry.

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human_centipede 59 points ago +59 / -0

She should be standing.

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TheMutualist 40 points ago +40 / -0

Don't tell beautiful obese womyn what they must do, bigot

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MAGAngelo 17 points ago +18 / -1

That’s a womyn?

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think the species should be in question more than the gender

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lostremote- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heres a hint: He got it for Christmas

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Warboss_Squee 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least one. Maybe two.

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MrsHBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like your daughter & mom.

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MAGAngelo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mom, what are you doing here?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Weight is a social construct.

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's xir, did you just assume gender, reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Notablitheringidiot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even hinting a fatass woman is a fatass is misogyny in current year.

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banumerchantmarine 9 points ago +9 / -0

She should be swimming laps every morning and intermittent fasting.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

she should be doin sumtin

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Salt-N-Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know she’ll swallswell

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing more satisfying than a good vanilla shake

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 4 points ago +5 / -1 (edited)

If you think Covid is an actually dangerous thing to people under the age of 70, you haven’t been paying attention around here.

Edit- oops didn’t catch the joke. It’s hard to tell these days when so much craziness is said seriously

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think it through.

Chlorinated water does WHAT again?

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +5 / -1

It’s hard when a yard dog has to realize he’s no longer a lap dog.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

After being pulverized by lap

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

A Lap Too Phar

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Freedom1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

The guy with the cast already tried.

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, would love to know the story behind that

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GulagDweller 12 points ago +12 / -0

That look on his face is the same one the Fake News has during Kayleigh McEnany News Conferences. I get that look only when I'm constipated.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd rather carry a fireman

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AtomicShnoz 4 points ago +4 / -0

user name checks

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MrsHBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

With his balls on your head..lololol. gaaaaaay.

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GEOTUSMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kata guruma for the weebs

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Kaizen 38 points ago +38 / -0

Pretty much the same picture for every other narrative for the past four years.

May the kek be with you all.

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AprilShowers 36 points ago +37 / -1

This has to be the dumbest one of all though. Like it makes no sense even for people who have done nothing but consume MSM day in and day out. Because even to them they've always seen a president who, in their view, supports the military almost to jingoistic degree. Like the guy who's argument against Kaepernick kneeling was that it was disrespectful to soldiers who fight for, have fought for or died fighting for our country suddenly has no reverence for them? Or his State of the Union guests. Christmas spent with soldiers. The guy fucking loves the military.

I don't think anyone is actually falling for it and more people are probably starting to wonder what other things anonymous sources have fooled them about.

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Kaizen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not disagreeing with you. When you truly think you’ve reached near peak-clown world they prove you wrong.

And you are both right and wrong about the last part. Anyone with a certain level of IQ will just think this is incredibly ridiculous, those are the ones that do eventually get redpilled.

The only ones falling for this, deservingly at that, are the ones with late stage TDS. They have no hope. Their facts are their truths and their truths are their feelings. No amount of evidence about anything will change their mind. As long as it’s in the Orange Man bad basket, that wins their hearts and minds.

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pizzzzaaaa 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's really crazy to me. I literally find it hard to believe they actually though it could work. To the extent that it's opening up rabbit holes of other explanations, like the media is explicitly attempting to sabotage itself. I really find it hard to believe anyone could be dumb enough to think this would work, let alone dumb enough to actually believe the stories.

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anon1011101 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are also astroturfing this fake narrative with "Veterans Against Trump" astroturf accounts on Twitter and Reddit. But they are almost all frauds. Ask them their MOS and they'll block you

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boilingfrog 6 points ago +6 / -0

MOS is the name for their job right?

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anon1011101 6 points ago +6 / -0

Military Occupational Specialty

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WowStrongWinning 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is could be an eye opener for a lot of people to see how many stories the media makes up.

I agree, I think even liberals can see this story is made up.

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Dang 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hope President Trump sues the Atlanic into bankruptcy over clearly fake news.

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TrumpsAmericaForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS... dammit!!!!!! Why we takin this shit???

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Titanium 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are wrong, I have met people that are just this delusional.

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dingocaloocan 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are literally incapable of rational thought, and actually hate it. Their political views are literally based off pavlovian conditioning and the social cues of their TV having people laughing. They wouldn't last a week 100 years ago, let alone if left to their own devices without being shuffled from house box to work box every day for the rest of their lives.

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MrBlack 28 points ago +28 / -0

When you have to distract the public from blm burning down America and assassinating Trump supporters, just make shit up.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bonus: even if 100% of the red-pilled think you’re full of shit and 80% of fence sitting cucks are frustrated with your lack of candor, the news story about you faking the news story will still forum slide cold-blooded opening salvos of the next civil wah.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

stealing "civil wah"

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Trump, uhhh....Trump hates <insert demographic>! He said it once!"

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TrumpsAmericaForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he grabs pussies!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grab em by the pussy

if they let you

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putin 27 points ago +27 / -0

"Listen, fat"

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alienjesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.

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seventysixdon 23 points ago +23 / -0

Damn, if those thighs aren't choking that dude out then this is proof fentanyl Floyd overdosed.

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Generalissimo13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol...I like how you connect dots. True detective prowess right there.

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seventysixdon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watson, grab my pipe. 🧐

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RivalPipe 21 points ago +21 / -0

Looks like some dude sprained his wrist getting her up there too.

Possible dislocated pinky.

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Heavenlyspawn12 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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ChrisTheCuckSlayer 14 points ago +16 / -2

CMON guys, she is a really hot for a fat chick.

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Passerby 14 points ago +15 / -1

Based on this pic, something about this story smells fishy...

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WilleZumLeben 14 points ago +14 / -0

Meme.

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trumprulez456 12 points ago +13 / -1

I do like a big ass though. Just saying.

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thepilotofmoya 1 point ago +2 / -1

Even a giant fatass?

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daflyboys 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crushed it!

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NotProgCensored 12 points ago +12 / -0

Vertebrae?

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YUUUUGETURDS 12 points ago +13 / -1

He is not proud of himself at that moment, obviously. What we are seeing here is perseverance. This man has committed to banging this old/large/cosplay and he is seeing it through. I looked into his eyes, but, I didn't see shame. The only thing I saw was the focus within him which drove him to bear that load. There was no pride, only commitment. He set out to do this thing and he is going to see it through. He is not a frail man attempting to impress a thick granny and whatever his motivation may be a dare or a personal conquest, this man is determined to make it happen. He is seeing this through.

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TheEagleSays 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's got the look of a wingman dedicated to helping his buddy score an 8 by jumping on top of the 4 that 8s keep around to make them seem like 10s. He's taking one for the team. He's the friend we all need but don't always deserve.

Godspeed.

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YUUUUGETURDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he is dedicated to seeing it through.

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Outfoxt 12 points ago +13 / -1

Let’s give some love to all the thicc ladies out there, pedes. #MAGA2020

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boony_ 11 points ago +12 / -1

Thiccc

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LongDongDonald420x69 10 points ago +10 / -0

Me. But I'd be facing the other direction.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's see do I want to be prosperous with a guy who insults everyone, or be in poverty with a guy who will let socialism steamroll across the US. Tough choice.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is not, but all of his handlers are.

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MAGAForeverF 9 points ago +9 / -0

SOMEONE GET THIS MEME SOME TEXT

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jaubrey 9 points ago +9 / -0

I recommend he scrub his neck extra good.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pumice mechanic hand scrub

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lancerprime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lava soap with sos pads.

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magabirdlady 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

I'm sure he has a pinched nerve in his neck.

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just one?

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GreyKnight 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just added the text for easy sharing https://thedonald.win/p/HEXBp3wZ/

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SimplePede 7 points ago +7 / -0

See the reason most guys tend towards skinny girls is because they know there's some outside chance of this exact thing here

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magalikeumeanit 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this fucking picture. An internet classic.

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

A lot to carry, and never works out.

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MindsetRoulette 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump hates the Troops so much he's ending all "their" Wars and making them all go home! What a jerk....

The Lion Party: "4 more Terms!"

Everyone else: "4 more Wars!"

The line is getting pretty obvious on this one.

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +2 / -1

"...shithole country peopled by low iq idiots who literally can’t do any better."

So I usually browse with multiple tabs open, and I got this comment confused with an Antifa post. Still works with a lot of cities and states in America, sadly... 😂

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Davdukes4 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude is strong AF. That's the man I want coming to save me from a fire.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's working with stupid people.

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featherwinglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

"So you're my great grandmother, the first McFly born in America. And you peed on me."

(Adapted from Back To The Future Part 3 1990)

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GEOTUSMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not OK to be a whale.

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Salt-N-Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if you’re the Princess of Whales?

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohhhhhhh

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On3_Eyed_7ack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snap!

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if you're Prince Harry of Wales? Oh, wait.....we already know the answer to that one.

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SAW2TH 4 points ago +4 / -0

They gotta sever they live between Trump and the military so that when their “peaceful” coup fails they can get violent - and they need the military for that.

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dingdongbob 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was my face when I decided to let a random heavy girl up on my shoulders during a music festival. I immediately regretted that decision.

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friendlypede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sad bro on the left is Deep State getting farted on and inhaling all the sweat.

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NoMoreCorpRepubs 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shes a foxy chubbster. I have a soft spot for chubby blondes, sue me. The neck strain though, nobody needs that.

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TehAgent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its all about proportions...she has the right ones as do a lot of them. I like the properly proportioned and 'right shape' chubbs just as much as thin ladies.

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axrevolutionai 4 points ago +4 / -0

I appreciate the tan and hair color. I can't say anything about her size because when I met my wife she was a size 24 (she is now a size 12/14)

My wife is still better, and would never expect me to do that unless she was a size 6 or lower.

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Charlie 4 points ago +4 / -0

thank god photo wasnt taken from behind

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Redked 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would look like an asshat with a body.

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DonaldTrump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

I came to say I don't know what to say.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well said.

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ChrisTheCuckSlayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

...SemperFi...

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Deplorable_in_PA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Internals for Biden must be horrible for the commie media to be desperate enough to invent a patently absurd story like this. They even have run articles about how Trump is supposedly losing the military vote to Dementia Joe. Yeah, right.

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kevin had been training his whole life for this very moment.

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762xPat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Less than 2 months before the election, Trump has ongoing peace talks and troop reductions, and I am supposed to honestly believe anonymous sources that he said something bad about the troops 30 months ago?

The media and the left are truly vile scum.

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kanklesmustswing 4 points ago +4 / -0

BRUH.......

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +4 / -0

He volunteered so he must love what he is doing. He's a real trooper. I'll buy him a beer because he is gonna need it.

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Beltfed_Baby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes please

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Fremium2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same people that were pitching a fit over Trump wanting a military parade on the 4th, want you to buy this bullshit.

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streakybacon 3 points ago +4 / -1

I mean, to be honest I'd be pretty happy. Could be a bit heavy though. :p