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F_reddit 186 points ago +187 / -1

Actblue active in 4chan once more. Some come here as well. I wonder if they get paid by post or word, like the 50 cent army.

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reynard 58 points ago +58 / -0

what if it was biden himself? probably shitposting on reddit and 4chan all the time from his basement.

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joe_bidens_nostrils [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

Definite possibility as it was found in /b/tard land

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FromSethWithLove 39 points ago +39 / -0

Anonymous Pierre Delecto

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K-Harbour 12 points ago +12 / -0

If Biden becomes President, will he sign his posts “Q-“ ???

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bluebahloo 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don't think he can spell Q.

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GodEmperorUSA 11 points ago +12 / -1

Looks at teleprompter: "These Kwanon people are dangerous terrorists!"

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IllusionOfChoice 14 points ago +14 / -0

"...end of quote."

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao did that happen

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GodEmperorUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not yet.

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G_regulator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not /pol? None who knows 4chan would post this on /b

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TownesVanCamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't really do the chans a lot. But even I wouldn't to that... Off topic post suck, no matter where on the internet they occured

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F_reddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Jill or the son? I doubt Joe has the stamina to type that many words.

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CantThinkOfUserName 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden probably doesn't even know how to connect to the internet at this point. Could be Hunter shitposting when he looks for pics of traps on 4chan.

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honeymussie 9 points ago +9 / -0

That would be an improvement for him, can't get a trap pregnant

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IllusionOfChoice 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Come on, man! Of course I know how to connect to the Interwebs. Are you saying I'm not fit? Look, Fat, let's go outside and we'll do some pushups. And then I'll connect to--to--you, know, the thing."

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Jack_NC 3 points ago +3 / -0

never before has the "dialup modem connecting" sound been more appropriate.

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Racerx719 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ah Jilly. I’m her husband.

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Raindrops1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden isn’t able to operate a toilet, let alone a computer.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 6 points ago +6 / -0

/b/iden

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

you think Biden knows how to "post"?

pretty sure he thinks posting is done with envelopes and stamps, maybe a telegraph

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RahkeemTheMachine 25 points ago +25 / -0

“Hello there fellow hackers”

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Thrasymachus 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's actually fascinating to see the extreme extent to which political lobbyists and state-level full-on intelligence services involve themselves with a Mongolian basket-weaving forum. It's truly staggering, and telling: the twenty-first century Parlor is right in front of everyone's faces, instantly accessible via your fingertips, and yet the average "liberal" (who aren't even in the same zip-code, by values, as their semantic progenitors) not only fail to participate, but either have no idea it even exists or are confidently assured that they needn't lower themselves to actually debate political issues at all (they're on the right side of history, you see).

Of course, David Brock, the SPLC, the ACLU, and the other "connected" hacks certainly do participate. It's slide and porn threads, all day long.

One of the most telling things I've seen was that actual David Brock quote where he said [paraphrasing], we have a bunch of weird losers who just go on the computer all day and flame/troll/slide. These janny/troons are held in open contempt even by their own party, yet they think they're fighting the good fight by trying to silence anyone from actually debating issues. Mental illness aggregated in one spot, on a colossal scale.

And the grizzled veterans of /pol still emerge to demolish their "arguments", even in slide threads. It's truly a labor of love.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I deported one today. He could not help but start reeeeeing

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rockaustin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, I think most people on 4chan just LARP being a leftist. I do it some times.

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_deleted_ 108 points ago +110 / -2

"I'm so tired of Trump doing literally everything he promised before I voted for him, therefore I'm not voting for him"

Yeah, ok.

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Izaritos 92 points ago +92 / -0

Lies. Once you go Trump you never go back.

An IMPOSSIBILITY.

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joe_bidens_nostrils [S] 47 points ago +47 / -0

I tend to agree. Based upon my own anecdotal evidence, Trump's sky-high approval ratings, and solid delivery on promises, it really sounds like a tough sell to be believable

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 25 points ago +25 / -0

I know noone who has flipped against him.

I know dozens who have flipped for him.

Anecdotal, sure. But so many other pedes have reported the same thing.

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520kj 7 points ago +8 / -1

Adding my anecdotal 2 cents. Anyone I know who's flipped, they've been flipping over to Trump.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Triple Anec-doseage here. Nobody I know has gone from Trump to Biden. Many I know have gone from whatever else TO Trump.

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine if he had more than 3% positive news coverage from the beginning...his approval rating would be much higher. All the great stuff he's done has been overshadowed in the media by hoax after hoax.

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Bluestorm83 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine if he had more than 3% support from the Republican Party from the beginning. All the great stuff he's done would then be overshadowed by all the even GREATER stuff he could have get done was he not fighting off saboteurs at every turn.

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Cinocynic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like winning too much

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Sekoms 60 points ago +60 / -0

To be fair some people have passed away since 2016 so they could now be voting dem.

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physsijim 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is an old joke. Maybe one day soon it will die and then also vote Democrat.

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fullshiningorange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or maybe we spend the next term purging voter rolls and making voter fraud a capital crime.

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gummibarenaked 35 points ago +35 / -0

I don't have a 4chan account. I'm way too old. But I have a few ideas every now and then for threads I'd like to see. I think a video or even just a thread purporting to chastise Democrats for not voting for Biden would be funny. It would show pictures of Joe Biden crying and then shaming Democrats that they will responsible for making Joe cry again when it turns out that nobody at all voted for him. Pity Vote Joe 2020!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 66 points ago +66 / -0

I don't have a 4chan account

I can tell

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mishaclara 21 points ago +21 / -0

Kek! You need an account?

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 26 points ago +26 / -0

thatsthejoke.exe.tar.gz

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CerebralPimp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ahhh crap, now i have to get 7zip again

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kc5ods 1 point ago +1 / -0

No you don’t. Plop it into a Linux or Unix shell and tar -xzcf that shit

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps "CerebralPimp" was making a joke about how old 7zip is. Incidentally, does the MS WIndows "powershell" have tar as a built-in? I know it has tree - that surprised me.

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kc5ods 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can install windows subsystem for Linux to get tar I think

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CerebralPimp 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy command lines

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gummibarenaked 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great. Let me just say before you answer "not your private army" that the thread should read something like the Ted Mazzini sad kid's birthday party event. There are tons of sad and crying Biden pictures out there. In fact, there are more than I would have imagined.

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SellTheSun 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't have a 4chan account. I'm way too old.

This is hilariously perfect. Never change elder 'pede!

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mateus 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oh, please.

These people flood every damn site and forum, posing as "disgruntled Republicans" who voted for Trump in 2016, but won't be doing so this time around. They didn't vote for Trump and they're not Republicans. It's the same, tired, old tactic every 4 years.

They're not even original.

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VoterIDMatters 21 points ago +21 / -0

“Hello, fellow Republicans.”

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TEXinLA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yup. Absolutely no one.

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hate to break it to you, OP, but there is a second defector! We're done.

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DCdeplorable 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its so funny to try and imagine how it could be possible to have even one person in the country who, by 2020, would support Trump while simultaneously believing what the media says. It's like a venn diagram of 2 separated circles. Like I honestly wouldn't want their support, the media's portrayal of Trump is literally worse than hitler so if you believe that, and support him, wtf is wrong with you

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UndercoverSpez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, lets give the poster of that tweet the benefit of the doubt that his story isnt 100% fake. He probably just witnessed some disgruntled Democrats steal a yard sign.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the same thing but reddit fell for it so I laughed.

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Patriotic-2A-Addict 10 points ago +10 / -0

Literally no one.😂

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HeavyHebrew 9 points ago +9 / -0

ShareBlue shilling is so obvious on /pol/ from the extremely low quality of their b8 breads. At least the Chinese go for the tactical nukes "You mad, white boy?"

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Half of those are Chinese; the other half (the ones with grammar that makes sense) are JIDF.

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HeavyHebrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now JIDF are the truly skilled ones simply by long experience. I have to admit, I looked at the IDF girlpostings. But the one we are positing about here is Act/ShareBlue to the core. So lazy

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kc5ods 1 point ago +1 / -0

A GIS for “IDF chicks” always results in a good time

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PropagandaWizard1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

STILL VOTING TRUMP!

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steve_jerbs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not a one.

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RivalPipe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excepting grifting RINOs or pedo RINOs, I cannot think of a single faction that will vote Biden that previously voted Trump.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 7 points ago +8 / -1

“Republican here”

Lol

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substantialmajestic 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah people don't talk like that. has anyone ever said that in that way. if a Trump supporter did defect, it would sound much different and be just a little, i dunno, more nuanced!!!!!!!!!! like, you'd feel a big let down I'd think since anyone who left Trump would have had to have got pretty beat up. sounds like a hopeless road one would be walking.

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Roulis23 6 points ago +6 / -0

“I’ve had enough of the bullshit” lol yeah ok.

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah.. "I've had enough of this shit". What shit? Winning? Ok, go have fun losing, loser.

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TheImpossible1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, I mean, who doesn't want to support a party that is backed by rioters, murderers and worst of all... feminists.

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daty_dato 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only way you go for Joe is if you actually believe it will end the crazy that the left is manufacturing. It's the only way. That's a lie. It won't end until it's ended by force. Trump gets reelected it'll end. Curb stomping and arrests will become the norm. They'll scurry back to moms basement.

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DCdeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like being Cypher in the Matrix

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Socialismsuckz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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AnAngryPotato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody. Literally not even one single person. Anybody who voted for Trump in 2016 did so because they did not believe a single word out of the media's mouth. Anybody who swallowed the narrative that Trump was the next Hitler was not going to vote for him. And have the democrats or the media given any of these people any reason at all to suddenly start trusting them again? Not that I'm aware of. If anything they have only dug themselves deeper and created more people who will never believe their lies again. They know for a fact the only way they win at this point is voter fraud so they have to keep up the illusion that people are abandoning Trump so it looks less sketchy when the votes start flooding in for Biden.

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Jack_NC 3 points ago +3 / -0

yep. that's it exactly. In fact, I know quite a few "never-trump'ers" held their nose and voted for him and have been very pleased. As a result, they're now on the Trump Train.

as for the rest (e.g. the obvious phonies) ask them "what did you like about Donald the first time you voted for him; what earned your vote? and how has that changed?" watch them melt down and avoid the question, trying anything not to praise him.

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

and everyone clapped...

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killerbeblue 3 points ago +3 / -0

As soon as you hear someone that claims to be “Republican” say they’re tired of Trumps “Bullshit”, it is literally the Buscemi dressed as a skater kid meme. No real republican is tired of anything from Trump. Not even winning, which is what he does the most. 😉 ActBlue get fucked.

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tragician 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except that one guy they paid to make the youtube ad.

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bluebahloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

First reply is best reply.

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FearDaNazgulz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen quite a few veterans drop him for Jo Jorgensen cuz they want belt fed machine guns, hookers and drugs to be legalized...They're almost like a little cult lol

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

they want belt fed machine guns, hookers and drugs to be legalized

I don't see a problem

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Dapper_Krogan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seminar called

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M3CJC 2 points ago +2 / -0

4chan is filled with fucking shills

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Patriot6969 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they even try? They are so fucking clueless.

Blm, antifa, act blue, liberals, leftists, the democrat party, are all anti american terrorists who must be stopped. How's that shills?

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killerbeblue 2 points ago +2 / -0

As soon as you hear someone that claims to be “Republican” say they’re tired of Trumps “Bullshit”, it is literally the Buscemi dressed as a skater kid meme. No real republican is tired of anything from Trump. Not even winning, which is what he does the most. 😉 ActBlue get fucked.

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

he should have added "totally not a Shareblue cuck"

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Punk2044 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you do fellow Republicans?

Biden is so rad, amirite?

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Tanmantime 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have honestly seen Trump supporters maybe stop liking Trump, but only because he isn’t “right wing” enough. But they would certainly still vote Trump over a leftist any day of the week.

I have seen lots of people go from being a leftist or being politically uninvolved to being a Trump supporter. I have literally never seen someone say “no, cnn actually had it right the whole time, I am going to vote for Joe Biden”. Why would someone do that.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists think that people on the right have fucked beliefs like they do.

Lefty bernie bro = democrat

Latino who hates abortion, gays, and trans but wants to have open borders = democrat

AA who hates all of the above but wants welfare = democrat

KKK who wants welfare but only for Whites = democrat

Libertarian like Joe Rogan = democrat

Dirty communist who wants govt to control everyone = democrat

Anarchist who hates the govt = democrat

Green party who wants to pass expensive laws to protect environment = democrat

Anyone who wants to be part of the middle class with little govt assistance = Conservative

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Trumpiest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I rather write in David Jon Sponheim

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Racerx719 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol this was sarcasm right

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MAGAJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a dude in my Organization in Dual Universe who supposedly a “conservative and republican” but hates Trump and I am like what the everliving fuck are you smoking bro?? I think there are one or two folks like this at work too. Or at least they seem to act that way to not start an argument with the hyper aggressive liberals in our department. But I think these people do exist in very small numbers and it just boggles my mind.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need to cope and seethe moar

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Oldspeak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, I have met someone like this. It's hard to believe that he's a conservative like he claims, but it's also hard to believe that even well-meaning liberals can still support the ongoing madness. This purported conservative became clearly rattled when I responded to him that President Trump is a true American hero.

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello miLLiPeDEs I also am a miLLiPeDE. Shall we boogerlo?

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

ohai glowboi

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why yes my fellow millerpede. Thanks for the bbc tip kind stranger.

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Overkillengine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their astro turfing is so fake and gay.

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

None. And absolutely nobody, apart from your gullible libtwit peers, is stupid enough to believe you.

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MAGAngelo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everybody, look at the PHONYYYY!

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crickets

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Rockmanneo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello fellow fourchanners

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Red37 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve literally not met a single person who voted for Trump in 16 and now is choosing to vote for Biden.

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And_2_the_Republic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello fellow Republicans end of quote

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got tired of winning (not really)

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Cyrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally nobody. My conservative views have only been emboldened. That seems to happen when you see your home town burning from leftist mobs.

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lavebug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reply should have been. Biden ... Joe is that you?