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MO-Carpenter 65 points ago +65 / -0

Interestingly both organizations historically have been thorns in the sides of honest hardworking conservatives.

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Impressive-Length 54 points ago +54 / -0

This shouldn’t be parody. Remember when the World Wrestling Federation had to change their name because the World Wildlife Federation sued them?

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PurestEvil 7 points ago +9 / -2

They should have called themselves WWF2 then. Or: "Nobody cares, so call them by their full name." Suing over acronyms is ridiculous.

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Batmann58 0 points ago +6 / -6

Nah I don't. wrestling is gay.

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davidarowe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wrestling was good until they took out the cocaine. Sometime in the early 90s.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve never seen someone on cocaine that didn’t eventually do something gay in their stupor

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Batmann58 1 point ago +1 / -0

That makes it more gay

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OutcastSeal 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lmao, well that's one way to break 'em apart. Sue for multiple millions.

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Rudygarrido 9 points ago +9 / -0

BREAKING!...

Black Lives Matter wins 10 Billion dollar trademark suit against federal agency

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FlimboFlongins 9 points ago +9 / -0

"In other news, the Founders and Organizational Heads of the Organization known as BLM were all found dead in their homes this morning, the causes of death are yet unknown."

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S1000HD 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was a fentanyl party the night before

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

"No one was aware of their opiod usage, and they all appear to have overdosed. Frog Cupcakes were found at the scene, believed to be linked to the Hacker Known As 4Chan, and the Dark Web."

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somedaysoon 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

That one would have been settled by the Obama admin but they were too busy investigating the tea party groups for tax fraud, framing police departments for racism, and giving guns to mexican cartels

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AnthraciteCracker 10 points ago +11 / -1

Seems we need a Black Life Management department.

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just out n went for it, huh? I can already feel the bubble guts from all that spice.

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Luminous_2a 8 points ago +8 / -0

Our preacher told us the other day that the first time he heard of BLM protests, he wondered why the Bureau of Land Management was protesting.

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V_exodus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not that Bureau of Land Management doesn't do a lot of fkd up shit. Just once...could they have a person in charge be someone who wants to protect and cherish our beautiful herds of wild horses and burros struggling to exist in freedom on OUR publc lands. These are America's horses, they are descendents of horses that helped build this country

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Sarcastro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somewhere, Cliven Bundy is sitting in a chair, and reading this article with a quiet smile.

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Original_Dankster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Burn Loot Murder has lots of money they've raised, could be juicy for some lawyers to take up that case

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

"THIS IS BLM LAND! Are you hiking, or shooting a bit? Have a nice day."

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righttowolfarms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both the please.

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virusfakewarreal 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol well BLM does own a ho'lot of land

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not that this BLM is any better.

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ProdigalSon1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

darn -- i thought this was real (i wish it was)! got me right there haha

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ProdigalSon1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

Late, but I remember that there was once a lawsuit over the WWF acronym between a wildlife conservancy group and world wrestling federation

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Kag_Maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly both BLM's can go to hell. ATF (BATFE) can be next