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QUADBRIX 248 points ago +248 / -0

Anemic.

Pathetic.

Embarrassing.

--Jackie Chiles

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InSaNeOldGuy 38 points ago +38 / -0 (edited)

He's binoculars distance from the closest person. What's he afraid of?

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DoubleBased 89 points ago +89 / -0

Questions.

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LandOfLiberty 19 points ago +19 / -0

After all, there's been 10,000 deaths from this thing since March, that's more chinavirus deaths than we've had in 100 years.

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Captain_Triips 8 points ago +8 / -0

the last time Creepy Joe saw a disease this deadly was when he lived through the spanish flu

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Konsaki 19 points ago +19 / -0

More they're keeping their distance from him to protect themselves from unwanted sniffing.

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BladderBeerPoopin 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Trying to make a 3-pointer. Looks like a jogging courtfieldstatiumbowltrackrink.

Fuck em all. Don't piss off the Lord with requests to sort em out. HE has to get Kyle out first.

HE is playing a much longer game than any of these fucks could ever hope for.

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DaesDaemar 12 points ago +13 / -1

Shame Joe can't be saved by a healing balm.

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soyface_deluxe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who the hell told you to put the balm on anyway???

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CanadianRepublcan556 19 points ago +19 / -0

Biden should lead by example and social distance himself to mars and then shut up forever

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7_17_24 14 points ago +14 / -0

Outrageous.

Egregious.

Preposterous.

—Jackie Chiles

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you just call him an APE?

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goodbeerbetterviews2 204 points ago +204 / -0

These are the fucking retards calling us conspiracy theorists.

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magastrophysicist 54 points ago +54 / -0

Not one of them is looking at him.

Even the fucking retards can't stand him. Their body language reveals all.

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panama_sucks 15 points ago +15 / -0

theyre the party of hate and it shows. try to take a picture like this at a Trump really

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. Wouldn't happen. Everybody is looking at Trump at his rallies.

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philandy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Notice the black line for Joe to follow.

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Shakakka99 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it was meant for him to trample the American flags, too. He fucked that up.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe someone thought if he went behind them, there was some small chance that he would find a way to magically disappear. Further proof: notice the line disappears into the wall for a moment? I believe they were trying to get him to go find it on the other side, out of view.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont people really know just how ridiculous it is to draw circles and lines for middle aged adults to follow? It looks like a kindergarten classroom, blows my mind.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably paid someone to do it "form over function" and spent a month planning it. It all can be summed up as "going beyond what people want or need." Bwahahahaha

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BlissBatch 11 points ago +11 / -0

Libtards:

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

Nimble Navigators:

You're right. He will unite us.

Sleepy Joe:

[literally forcibly divides the entire room]

Everybody:

Maybe this is not the best look right now?

Sleepy Joe:

Wadaya mean? We got the circle, the circles, that go around all the way, and they're all professionally, professional circles, every last one of 'em. And you're say they don't look good? C'mon, man! You know what won't look good? Your fucking face when I beat the absolute fucking shit out of you, you lyin', dog-faced pony soldier! Vote for someone else! Vote for someone else, you fat fuck!

Everybody:

OK. 👌

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ain't black!

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panama_sucks 7 points ago +7 / -0

fucking lol

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edxzxz 131 points ago +131 / -0

Has anyone considered the possibility that the dems concocted the china flu hysteria only because they couldn't figure out any other way to keep Creepy Sleepy PedoJoe from getting caught on camera sniffing little girls?

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TendiesRee 47 points ago +47 / -0

There's certainly the possibility that's true, but there would be more layers to it too.

Its concerning how many bases the china flu covers that the democratic party had no answer to coming into this election.

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BobDobalina 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you think about it like that, it all fits. So think about it from this angle too:

  1. They knew it was bullshit the entire time, we didn't know for sure
  2. It eventually was obvious that it was bullshit
  3. They are still doing the same things (wearing masks, not allowing the economies to open, pushing the same bullshit) because they don't realize we've figured it out with 100% certainty now

The reason they're ignoring all the evidence that it's nonsense is because they're known the whole time that it's nonsense.

And before anybody says it, yes I thought it was nonsense from the beginning too, but there was always the chance it was legit, the evidence and numbers and their actions eventually PROVED that it was nonsense.

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rageous 33 points ago +33 / -0

You really think it was a coincidence the wuflu showed up right when their impeachment shit ended? It's been a setup from the start.

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MAGAMoose 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don't forget Pelosi held up the impeachment for what at the time was an unknown reason.

My theory was this was to set the timing of the spread of Kung Flu and make sure it did not interrupt the Super Bowl.

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NaCl_Miner 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Chicoms needed an extra 4 weeks to get the ball rolling and she had to time impeachment to distract US while it propagated.

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HypnoToad00 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pelosi said it was held up because they needed more time to investigate and have whistleblowers come foward. Which absolutely makes zero sence because they are supposed to do that before the house even voted.

Along with China, Pelosi knew, Bill Gates knew, Fauci knew. They are the worst kind of evil using a virus to kill the economy and spread fear to further their political agendas. So many things about the virus are being used for political reasons its astonishing.

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JamesBlomey 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is almost as though a complex operation can be planned and executed without alerting the people. Chinavirus has been a controlled demolition.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was imagining they have a list of what to hype up next, the instant their current scheme is exposed as fraud, to keep the hysteria in full bloom at all times, and to distract from anyone asking 'hey, why is it again we were mad yesterday and what was that I heard where it was all proven to be absolute bullshit?' So what's your guess as to what they unleash next, since it seems most folks have come around to the concept that all cops really aren't bad and covid deaths are dwindling like Joe's nursing home buddies after all the pudding is gone at 3 p.m. dinner.

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BobDobalina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rush always points out that they use the same shit over and over again. They run through about 6 different things then start back at the first one again.

So the next one will probably be, again, that Trump is crazy and needs to be removed from office, it'll also be a classic case of projection that the democrats are so good at, in regard to their nominee being completely retarded.

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soyface_deluxe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The wheel of projection

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BobDobalina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I posted this last night, and just like clockwork woke up this morning to news that Trump has had several mini strokes and is unfit for office. Of course completely made up, but they're back to that part of the plan.

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find it odd that conservative commentators fail to point that out. Any bold national 'move' would have been a blatant maneuver to derail impeachment and would have been added to the impeachment. Is that what Pelosi was waiting for?

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Porkchop-express 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dam. Blew my mind with that. Wasn’t he sniffing girls in February or March right before everything shut down and people were like come on man

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the deal, man!

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://thedonald.win/p/HEJ4Patv/to-everyone-blissfully-hoping-a-/c/

No, this is a Davos Globohomo takeover. Go to 4:30.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 84 points ago +84 / -0

Ah but at least he’s got the Muslims represented

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StillplayenSometimes 44 points ago +44 / -0

How the hijab became beloved by american feminism is beyond me.

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theblueraja 37 points ago +37 / -0

The only explanation I can come up with is hating Christianity.

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DrCowboyPresident 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's exactly the explanation.

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StillplayenSometimes 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think it has to do with them viewing muslims as oppressed, so they uncritically embrace everything about it, not realizing they're embracing an ideology that's in direct contrast to what they believe in, which is women's liberation. The Hijab, nikab, is a punishment for women, for simply being women. Imagine being in desert, wrapped up in a black carpet. What a nightmare. The women are brainwashed to believe it's empowering and then the radical feminist agree with them without even a moment of debate, but if a Christian woman wants to wear skirts and dress conservatively the vitriol spewed against them is shocking, you'll see hateful names, mocking, debate, some good, some bad. But they won't drop even a little of that on islam.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 9 points ago +9 / -0

Islamic Socialism. Same thing though. For example, Ilhan Omar's family were supporters of the infamous Siad Barre, and only fled Somalia when he was overthrown. They're all terrorists united under the same "Death to America" banner.

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Dev404 9 points ago +9 / -0

Feminists have no sense of direction because they've already achieved female supremacy in the West. They bitch for the simple acting of bitching to feed their victimhood complex because victims have power, especially when female, that gets peoples' attention. They'll use any means, including kowtowing to Islam, to be viewed as oppressed while simultaneously being able to funnel millions for their bullshit, ignoring peoples' rights through family court, getting 60% less prison time for the same crime committed by a man, affirmative action for women, majority recipient of welfare, voting without draft requirement, majority of college graduates, numerous women-only loans, publicly trash men, assault men, make calls to death and enslavement of men, and publicly laugh at men's misfortunes just to name a few. It's a performance they've put on that our society keeps paying for because we're not allowed to hurt their feelings.

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ManyDirt 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know the answer. It's a "fuck you, dad!" move.

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stay_mad_45 5 points ago +5 / -0

They know it bothers us, that's all they need.

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Patriot6969 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the hijab came to EXIST in America is beyond me. Actually its not, I know exactly why it is. I'm just speaking rhetorically.

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Granite_MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Token.

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tsacian 69 points ago +69 / -0

This is the future in Joes America.

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Modus_Pwninz 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is the future, period. Have you noticed how long this has gone on? 9 months now? Do you see any time when they're going to just magically suspend these restrictions?

Give them an inch, they keep the inch and take the next mile and see if you notice.

We should have been dragging these clowns behind our trucks months ago and instead we just meme'd.

The people in power are the closest thing to demons on this planet that you'll ever find, and we think mocking their plans are going to be enough? These people are known and named - they should be fearing for their lives but instead they keep going, and we fear for ours.

Tyranny is winning.

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NoSteppy1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep, Tucker made this point recently. Conservatives have this joke that the China virus will be miraculously healed on November 4th, but that's not going to be the case. We've given the elites the means to control us like never before. Expecting them to relinquish that power is like expecting a junky to go, "Okay, that's enough heroine for me."

My first guess is they'll go with climate change, but there is also of course the nonzero chance they'll keep playing the hits and go with racism.

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MAGAMoose 9 points ago +9 / -0

"You all need to be locked in your houses until you stop being racist."

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NoSteppy1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would not surprise me one bit.

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

That one doctor group did try (succeeded?) at getting "racism" to be considered a pandemic.

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Lady_Stallion 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tyranny IS winning. Still cannot go out without a mask. It's SO pointless and I hate it SO much, but i gotta get groceries. I hate my governer (PA)., and I know it's the same many places. That's why I pointlessly bitch about every night, I feel powerless.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 4 points ago +4 / -0

All we have to do is be more like Chyna, which has virtually eradicated the disease, suffering a mere 4600 deaths, and freed the people from their face diapers! All hail glorious communism! /s

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone likes Sweden, right? Sweden's healthcare is oh so superior, right?

So why don't we copy Sweden on this one? No masks, no curfews, no byzantine rules labrynths.

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bubadmt 44 points ago +45 / -1

This is pathetic.

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C00gsHouse281 39 points ago +39 / -0

🤡 🌎

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Zinc 10 points ago +10 / -0

Peak Clown World lol.

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T2R0U2M0P 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I fear we are still quite aways from the summit, fren.

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Zinc 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just realized that your freakin right. It's UNLIMITED with those Bozos.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤡🌍 indeed

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blacktankguy 32 points ago +32 / -0

is that a beekeepers mask?

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Tyrant597 13 points ago +13 / -0

dafuk is that even? A cross between a welding helmet, a hijab, and a face shield?

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s Immortan Joanne

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T2R0U2M0P 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bro. I am 99% sure that's an actual white walker

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GladJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a mortal combat

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IHeartMyDoggy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think she’s got a hijab, a mask, and ear phones 😂

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Danimal13 29 points ago +30 / -1

Today in Pittsburg.

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stonepony 21 points ago +22 / -1

Top left, can't tell if that's an Islamic death cultist, or a Covid death cultist in an absurd Outbreak hazmat hood.

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SoldanoSlo 6 points ago +6 / -0

clown world indeed

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MOLOCH_Hunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a girl with dyed platinum hair.

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Slick_Willy 16 points ago +16 / -0

I still want to know if there was a teleprompter in the distance.

1/4 of the press is muslim, I guess.

I do like the nice cable management.

PS Joe Biden is a fucking clown.

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Mtnlion667 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is some clean cable management! But I'm very curious about what could possibly REQUIRE wires on that podium?

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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Permanent musculoskeletal electrodes that keep the Dead Sniffler upright.

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DontDoxMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

The microphones.

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ImWithHearse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll bet Biden shuffles around worse than Side o’ Beef. They need those cables secured!

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zdrast 15 points ago +15 / -0

He flew there for this, and then didn't take any questions after he finished speaking. The logistics of the speech are almost as baffling as the words of it.

This is supposed to convince people he's fit for office?

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IHeartMyDoggy 3 points ago +4 / -1

He might as well have stayed in his basement. The whole point to go somewhere is to go where people will be to listen to you. He is just talking to a camera in an unknown building.

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williammcfadden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well he's tanking so bad perhaps that is the idea.

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ImWithHearse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. He catches it and DNC makes the switcheroo! Harris/Biden 2020. It’s HER turn, part II.

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RetroHousewife 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pathetic.

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davidmode 10 points ago +10 / -0

Top tier faggotry

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Myzlplix 8 points ago +8 / -0

well covid is deadly to old people with co-morbidities and bleedin eye joe is one sick geriatric mofo

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is pretty old how come he's not afraid of covid 1984

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Anwedie 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you're that scared to be out in public because you might catch a cold, you are too much of a coward to be President of the United States and in command of a nuclear arsenal that could destroy the Earth.

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8bit_mixtape 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like that little marker a video game character has when they are selected lol

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Necrovoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's got a US Flag behind him for every state he can win without voter fraud.

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had to stay six feet away from the flags so he doesn't infect them with his Chinese communist party ties.

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CraniometricSunray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get in YoUR CIrcLE!

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals have no problem wearing stupid masks cause they're used to wearing gimp suits.

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not_a_shill 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont know a SINGLE Grip who would go out of their way to tape the cabling like that so the performer doesnt have to cross the small microphone cable taped to the ground.

I wonder if its actually electric "invisible" fence so he doesnt wander off.

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Ladimir_Wewtin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The guy bottom-center looks like he’s shit posting on TheDonald (Dark Mode).

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k6usy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That cable management....

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Fl-mike 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, right?! WTH? Did he exit stage right and they feared a trip hazard?

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k6usy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is a trip hazard.

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chalupa123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only White circles. Racist.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad to know they have the anti-Sea Bear magic Covid circles set up

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leakmouth 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you want to fill the room but only 10 people (all media) come to see you speak jibberish.

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ICreampieCamgirls 3 points ago +3 / -0

The poor man's galactic senate

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ScrewReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

What, no squares and triangles?!? The lack of geometric intersectionality reveals Biden's inner bigotry! He needs to take a knee and yield the mic.

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Donald17 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's even worse. I wish I found this image before I posted a current one.

https://i.maga.host/F8GUTtU.png

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Randomwaffle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awww, c'mon this is photoshopped, right?

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Randomwaffle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously, this is fake, isnt it???

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

It looks like where dreams go to die.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are the press the only ones there?

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, this is when he refused to take questions after an increasingly slurred 20-minute speech. He didn't even respond to the one or two wimps who sounded almost afraid to even ask. Where the hell are the warriors in attack mode every damn time Trump gives a press conference?

I'm so sick of this crap.

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Orneryoldgoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mother had Alzheimer’s and this is just my opinion regarding the small crowd in front of Biden. Too much commotion around an Alzheimer’s patient can agitate them. They can’t handle too much input they can get out of control. So under the social distancing guidelines it works to their benefit to isolate Joe. Plus the media can’t bombard him with questions which could agitate him. It looked like the crowds were kept away from him too. Basically it was like him being in the basement just on a larger scale. Last point most important! Don’t be fooled by the small crowds for Biden. They are a lot more Biden supporters than the crowd size shows. Everyone of us has to get out and vote for President Trump because our lives depend on it.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, it's the restraining ordered by the judge to avert his sniffiness

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Buff_em_up 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reporters are actually in designated “no groping/sniffing” zones

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TheDonWon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They had to circle all the people it’s not okay to sniff.

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a pathetic bunch of losers.

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covfefe2525 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which idiot thought it would be a good idea to film so it looks like he's in a cage...

...oh wait, they're foreshadowing! --- very clever!!

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WWDJTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't even see their faces but your know those are some ugly motherfuckers right there

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not for Covid. Biden just doesn’t want anyone to smell the shit he just took in his diaper.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has to, he is too old and frail to survive it if he gets it.

Last minute candidate change would be disastrous.

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CS_McFisticuffs_III 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's for their safety. The shock collar keeps him from entering the circles.

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about all those thousands of Biden supporters who were desperate to get in?

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ProtestTheProtest 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can’t handle the smell of Ole Joe defecating himself.

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Nico11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a normal Biden rally to me.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Packed house

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's a good excuse for why he can only get 5 people to show up.

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Each circle is a SJW.