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Anthonysaxetogrind 1166 points ago +1167 / -1

What a fool.

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Trumpok 612 points ago +616 / -4

A cuck. "Racist violence". Let's sell these freaks to Canada already.

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MagaCanadian 391 points ago +392 / -1

we really don't need them, we have a Trudeau

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Trumpok 190 points ago +190 / -0

He'll fit right in.

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itisoktowakeupnow 68 points ago +68 / -0

If they vote Trump can we start calling it Portland Orangegon?

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getkek 75 points ago +75 / -0

On behalf of the People of Portland to Mayor Ted Wheeler; Fuck You.

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deadmoroz 38 points ago +38 / -0

Double Fuck You to Wheeler all the way from burban Beaverton.

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TheMemoryHole 34 points ago +34 / -0

Imagine being the failing mayor of a minor American city and speaking to the President of the US, arguably the most important person in the world, like this. Who does this clown think he is?

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ElWadster 14 points ago +14 / -0

No.

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DoubleBased 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make Portland Orangegon

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itisoktowakeupnow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it! Good pile on.

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itisoktowakeupnow 11 points ago +11 / -0

😉

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FiatLux 41 points ago +42 / -1

I have a dream that they’ve identified all the Soro minions and bring them all down to Guantanamo at once. Then we can make a reality show of it, and Joe Rogan can host

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kastmaster2000 14 points ago +15 / -1

KeEp PoRtLaNd wEiRd! 🤪

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No_More_BS_01 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Weird" is a cover-up for 'untalented'. When you're not funny, interesting, informative, or artistic, and are kind of annoying instead, what are you?

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CanadianRepublcan556 139 points ago +139 / -0

Buddy, we’re already lost cause. Just send them here and let’s go over there. They can have their liberal utopia and we can live and breath freedom

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NomadicKrow 127 points ago +127 / -0

I wish we could do a 1 to 1 trade. Every communist can go to Canada, we'll take Canada's "patriots without a country."

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CanadianRepublcan556 70 points ago +70 / -0

Just make sure you vet those Canadians coming over, some socialists might sneak in.

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NomadicKrow 41 points ago +41 / -0

We'll take advantage of the trade deal like every country does to us. Just trade the defective Canadians for more good ones.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trade the defective Canadians for Australians!

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iPertinax 10 points ago +11 / -1

Can they be worse than the ones we already have?

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CanadianRepublcan556 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh friend, most Canadians consider democrats centre-Centre right in politics.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

In part Canada was founded by Americans who didn't want to be free after the rev

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T2R0U2M0P 49 points ago +49 / -0

Hong Kong too. They know all too well the horrors of communism and would be based af

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CandyBarr 14 points ago +14 / -0

this needs to happen

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danger_zone 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is already happening. Every American desperate to immigrate to Canada does so because they want free shit. Every Canadian moving to the US does so because they are skilled and want to earn more money.

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DILDO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except no Americans are moving to Canada lol

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Moewrawn 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes, please for the love of god, lets us patriotic Canadians innnnnnn lol

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Myzlplix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Never give up ground to a Communist. They don't deserve the earth they stand on and they'll plot to destroy you from the other side of the fence. I'd rather have them fertilizing the soil.

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Thenorthelevator 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd even be so generous as to offer a 2 for one. Send 1 Patriot and get 2 cucks for free.

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MrsHBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

any country welcome, just don't be a cuck or pedo. Done.

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magicmike 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'd be so happy to divvy shit up with these retards and part ways, but they don't want freedom.

They want control.

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NotoriousCIC 15 points ago +15 / -0

Absolutely! We hate each other and don't have common values anymore as the left is batshit crazy. The left elite, however, would never want this to occur because their base would eat each other and they need someone to pay for their shit and blame all of their problems on.

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GopnikGod 11 points ago +11 / -0

That has been my idea for a while. We take New Zealand, Australia, Canada, and the UK's best minds and workers by enticing them with freedom. Then watch their 'UtOpIc' Socialist dream melt away under economic mismanagement.

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Pelayo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Please take Australia.....

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Leatherwood 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think Australians would fit in very well as part of the US. They are a lot like us, at least they were.

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MrSnappy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol...I’ve seen a wall of Aussie footballers cause an entire street of Parisians to scatter after an Aussie night of victory drinking came” Waltzing Matilda” out of a pretty major bar onto an even more major Parisian street...they were like a wild herd of unstoppable honey badgers...it was epic

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loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. Most of us still are especially regional. It's just the hipster inner-city tards that like to suck socialist dick. My state Victoria is the worst and I'm predicting a flip to conservatives next state election. I flipped last state election, but after this massive Covid bullshit we are going through everyone wants #DictatorDan to fek off.

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Pelayo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like the US our politicians and media are left of centre for the most part. On the other hand the majority of ordinary citizens are Conservatives.

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675-EVIL 2 points ago +3 / -1

White South Africans and Polish.

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chahn1138 8 points ago +8 / -0

You'll be welcome!

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CanadianRepublcan556 20 points ago +20 / -0

See y’all in couple years! Wyoming here I come ❤️

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Thenorthelevator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I made the jump and never regret it! Didn't realize how cucked I became as product of Canadian schooling.

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CanadianRepublcan556 7 points ago +7 / -0

Parents busted ass sent me to private Christian school, got great education and no communist/Marxist indoctrination.

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MrsHBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

frens in the North

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TheKokaneeGroper 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can vouch for that

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Neonentity 5 points ago +6 / -1

*Castreau

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CanadianTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Fuck him. Send to China.

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LinconChurchill 1 point ago +1 / -0

He goes there often…. to suck Poo Xi dick.

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Billski 71 points ago +72 / -1

Whenever I read these marxist chain-buzzwords i always read it in a catty/feminine voice in my head.

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Trumpok 54 points ago +54 / -0

He reminds me of my sister. But she's 22 yrs old.

Too much estrogen in these eunuchs.

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drachennwolf 31 points ago +32 / -1

Here's to hoping your sister meets an alpha conservative that treats her like a real person, and she realizes that she'd rather be treated well and respected than worshipped and fawned over for sex. Some truly raging liberals will never learn, but many deep down just want safety, security, and honesty. And they'll never find that from liberals.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 15 points ago +21 / -6

Islam is right about women.

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Notablitheringidiot 13 points ago +15 / -2

Actually Christianity was right as well once upon a time but it seems to be abandoning common sense unusually quickly.

There’ll probably be a female pope in our lifetimes

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Home_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly if we can somehow convince liberals that keeping the Vatican archives sealed is bigoted I’d be a happy man. I’m so damn curious to know what’s down there

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metokur 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Papacy is heretical anyways. Jesus is the head of the church not man. And true Christianity has never changed because God never changes. Not everyone who says they are christian are christian.

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MrsHBarker 0 points ago +1 / -1

your mum maybe

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cupocovfefe 5 points ago +7 / -2

I like the way u guys think.

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Notablitheringidiot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Look at the size of that signature, I bet he had a huge grin on his face when he signed that bigboy, nearly went to the other side of the page.

“Dat’ll show nasty Trump!”

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The_Litehaus_Abides 14 points ago +14 / -0

You know what? That letter sounds exactly like it was written by Hillary Clinton. I bet that bitch gives orders to George Soros at this point.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 45 points ago +46 / -1

A simp cuck, Teddy done fucked up once again by bending over and taking it up the ass

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madlad2020 16 points ago +17 / -1

Cryin' Ted

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Leatherwood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Portland really fucked up when they elected this insane sociopath as their mayor, and now they are paying the price. Portland used to be the most beautiful city. Columbia River, bridges, great weather. Spouse's ancestors crossed the Oregon trail and settled there. They are rolling in their graves in the Pioneer Cemetery.

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LinconChurchill 2 points ago +2 / -0

You didn't get the Memo? taking it in the ass is the cool thing to do among liberal men (wish I was kinding).

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Trump-2024 25 points ago +25 / -0

There's only room for communist violence.

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No_name_iii 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'd be willing to pay Canada to take them at this point

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Morir_es_Vivir 14 points ago +14 / -0

They could always sneak back.

No, there has to be an ocean divide and a definitive automatic loss of citizenship if we fly them out

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CRASCH 13 points ago +13 / -0

How about the Canadian arctic circle? No roads and it is a long cold walk...

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Home_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just build another wall

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prayinpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dig a new canal that can fit super carriers in it

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +7 / -1

So pay other commies to take our land? No thx

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hubumoppet 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

Keep the land, toss the Commies.

(https://kekpe.pe/i/5f4984ab25039.jpeg)

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No_name_iii 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not the land, the people.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many people, and how much are you offering?

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MrAlwaysRight 172 points ago +172 / -0

I was going to write the same thing. Even IF you don't want Trump in and think it's a good idea he is now taking FULL credit for anything bad that happens and he is removing any blame on Trump.

This is politically dumb. Sorry Portland, it looks like you're taking one for the team America. Remember you voted for this.

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JackBurton 60 points ago +60 / -0

I didn't. Problem with Portland is the mail-in votes allowed them to fill all positions with Dems, which caused other progressive assholes from around the country to flock here thinking it's a paradise.

Portland has a long history of voting stupid however, just look up John Kitzhaber.

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MrAlwaysRight 20 points ago +20 / -0

I feel sorry for you man. Your mayor is doing stupid shit that even a far leftist should call out.

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ZincOS 11 points ago +11 / -0

A far leftist looks far left but not both ways. This person is not looking at all.

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NomadicKrow 39 points ago +40 / -1

Fucking six dimensional interstellar chess. Portland Mayor is now responsible in the eyes of the nation.

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MrAlwaysRight 41 points ago +41 / -0

It's amazing. Ronald Reagan was a great speaker and very charming. Donald Trump is a good speaker, not as good as Ronnie, but no politician I have ever seen has been able get his enemies to set themselves up like this.

I don't think America has ever had a president this good at it.

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stoic_troll 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yeah because Trump is very good at getting people to think they're smarter than him. Then he trumps them.

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JackLemon 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is the classic tactic of a salesman. That is exactly why you see car salesman, for example, dress and act crazy in their TV commercials. They want people to think they are dumb so they'll take advantage of them.

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LostViking1985 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's so simple, yet so effective. Use their arrogance against them.

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PinochetIsMyHero 12 points ago +13 / -1

Now watch Antifa scatter like cockroaches to Republican cities to cause trouble in them, while leaving Portland suddenly peaceful.

It's already started -- Kenosha last week (with a bunch of Seattle rioters caught driving in just last night), Oklahoma City this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/swaeKDN.jpg

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Blkwinz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would think the problem with that is the police in these areas won't be told to stand down, and anyone who defends themselves or their property by passing out some lead to the commie scum won't even be charged.

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popcycle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"the movement for abolition of police" ha the first ever movement with no momentum.

police departments abolished: zero.

i almost wish i could be in OKC to watch this fail. they love their colorado liberals so much.

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wholesomekangz100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck section 230. Twitter should be burnt to the ground for actively aiding the destruction and murders.

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madlad2020 34 points ago +34 / -0 (edited)

If he allows this anti-government violence to continue eventually its going to reach a tipping point and commies are going to show up at his house.

Calling it now. Ted Wheeler you are weak, limp wristed, beta simp who has no business anywhere near a position of leadership.

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MrAlwaysRight 15 points ago +15 / -0

The only place Ted Wheeler should be is in prison.

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he allows this anti-government violence to continue eventually its going to reach a tipping point and commies are going to show up at his house.

You're saying this like it's a bad thing!

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

Portlanders are PROUD of the shithole their city has become.

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not all of us, but yeah ----- many think this shithole stinks the bestest

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Warskullx 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is why Trump keeps offering. It is a strong political play. If they take it they piss off their core base. If they reject it Trump can say he offered to help but they mayors don't want it. He can then hold Portland up as an example of what Democrat leadership does to your city.

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OutcastSeal 114 points ago +114 / -0

Wow, they are going full steam with this shit. They really think they have this election in the bag. Unreal.

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Based_Trumpster 79 points ago +79 / -0

No, they're just aware of their own plans to try to steal it.

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magicmike 19 points ago +20 / -1

If they steal the election, what's the plan? Can we just keep Trump as our president and do a separate inauguration and everything?

Just ignore them?

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PvtPyle762mm 33 points ago +34 / -1

This election will never have a clean cut winner.

Mark my words.

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Cesare_Borgia 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is going to make 2004 look normal.

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endofDrumpf 2 points ago +3 / -1

Heard some shit today if its not decided by January then Pelosi would be President. That would be war.

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still-at-work 2 points ago +3 / -1

No the speaker of the house in January does but only if the senate cant pick a vice president first and only if the house cant pick a president where every state gets one vote.

Basically it will not happen, the election is ratified by the electoral college dec 14, all the bullshit court cases will be done by then.

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commiesbtfo 13 points ago +13 / -0

They've war gamed civil unrest, rigging electorates and threatening for the west coast to secede.

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BewareTheSuperman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am more than a bit curious about the internal reaction to a secession threat by the West Coast.

Logically, for a secession to work a majority of the population has to more-or-less agree to it, or be in a position where they can't react or otherwise stand up to the powers declaring their independence.

But outside of the Leftist hubs -- and even a not insignificant silent population within said hubs -- there are plenty of moderate to demonstrably right wing people who would rage at the concept of being dragged into a new Commie country by a bunch of wanna be dictators.

I dunno, I just feel that the Lefts post-election war game didn't take that into account.

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Miztivin 30 points ago +31 / -1

No, they know they dont have a chance in hell at this election and are setting up well established communist safe zones for when they try a coup.

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ElGuapo 25 points ago +26 / -1

Nope, this is the desperate act of a cornered rat. He knows that if he even remotely gives Trump any credit they’ll burn him (and his family and friends) down along side the city. He’s picking the lesser of two evils for the moment to save as much of his skin as possible.

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maga4all39 16 points ago +16 / -0

This. He's basically acknowledging he'd rather have Trump frumpy with him than have these rioters literally kill his family by burning down the house with them inside.

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ElGuapo 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

Yup. That time he went out to “talk” with the protesters, he would have had his head on a pike if it wasn’t for his armed security. He’s scared shitless of the monster he’s helped create. Fuck em. Let him live in fear.

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wholesomekangz100 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's faggot. He doesn't have a family

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Tintenfass 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this is the hidden reason too, now that you put it this way.

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N7fury 17 points ago +17 / -0

They know they're tyrants and their support is dwindling by the day. They just plan on frauding the election to keep power. So, they keep pressing forward with their communist takeover

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NPREEEEE 10 points ago +10 / -0

These people aren’t living in reality

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physsijim 92 points ago +92 / -0

I just can't believe what I just read. WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?

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Snypr18 51 points ago +51 / -0

Terminal TDS.

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HadEnoughInCA 26 points ago +26 / -0

I don't know how people like that even exist.

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RyanT282 17 points ago +17 / -0

Millions do. They're called Democrats/the left. They all have one thing in their minds: a visceral, unquenchable hatred for Trump/conservatives/patriots.

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +8 / -0

/America

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supersecretaccount82 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish Portland pedes the best but it is going to be so satisfying if things escalate there and the whole city burns.

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Constitutionalist_73 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's difficult to believe that is real.

Anyway, Ted: Ya get what ya fuckin' deserve.

If the people of Portland are okay with this (shrugs shoulders)

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KS-76- 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the Democrats playbook.

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Anwedie 86 points ago +86 / -0

Local sheriffs around the country should release their criminals with a bus ticket to Portland. Let them handle the rest of the US's trash.

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dethstouch1482 40 points ago +40 / -0

Out of the box thinking, Best Idea Ive heard in a couple weeks.

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Jeb4HOABoard 28 points ago +28 / -0

Perhaps all the homeless in the US could be relocated to Portland as well.

We're going to need another wall though.

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VinlandThistle 18 points ago +18 / -0

Portland has a fantastic start on that already.

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lacker101 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's already happened in some areas. They literally gave homeless people a ticket and funding to travel to Portland.

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VinlandThistle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I heard about that, but what I really meant is that Portland has already been a homeless destination for a while. I was last there in 2014, and there were just hordes of them on every sidewalk everywhere.

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maga4all39 6 points ago +6 / -0

The mountain ranges on the west side of the country actually help a lot. I say we use the natural formations to our advantage.

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PITPatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Make Portland Australia!

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uvontheterrible 759 points ago +759 / -0

There is no place for looting, arson or vandalism in our city.

That's rich.

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keepwinning 304 points ago +304 / -0

no place because looting, arson and vandalism has already consumed all of Portland?

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MrAlwaysRight 115 points ago +115 / -0

Yes he meant there is no place it is not happening in Riotland Oregon.

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MrAlwaysRight 38 points ago +38 / -0

*Mr. Wheeler walks around Portland, it is all burnt for to rubble. Everyone left. *

Mr Wheeler: Check Mate DRUMPF

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Data 14 points ago +14 / -0

I've been saying it for a while: these sick bastards would happily burn the country to the ground if they could rule the ashes. They're doing just that in many leftist cities as we speak. They're psychotic.

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Thracka951 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I mean, if you want to loot rubble and ash I guess help yourself? It’s a shame, it was a beautiful city in the 90s, but it seems more like Mogadishu now.

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Afeazo 21 points ago +21 / -0 (edited)

“Haha Trump, you imbecile. You can’t stop the destruction of our city because we already destroyed it! OWNED!!”

"Now bail me out, fascist"

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PremiumPatriotPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek!

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CovefefeREEEE 105 points ago +105 / -0

What does he think has been happening the past 3 months?

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Vests123 80 points ago +80 / -0

I read this as he's trying to deflect as to who is actually causing the looting and destruction and wants to try and blame it on POTUS supporters?

Is this what he's trying to do? Is this what those on the Left now will keep pushing?

What normal person would believe this?

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WishdoctorsSong 67 points ago +67 / -0

Blaming Trump for the riots is the only play they have left. The real, internal polling is showing that the riots are destroying the Dems. The riots are out of their control now so they can't just order everybody to stop and claim mission accomplished. They can't call for the feds to stop the rioting because that would prove Trump is right. The only option left to them is to try and pin the chaos on Trump. Good luck selling that one.

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Vests123 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some idiots may believe it, but the majority of people with common sense know it's Antifa and BLM causing the chaos and not Trump supporters.

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Rage 11 points ago +11 / -0

And antifa/blm = Biden voters

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wrong. They are Bernies people and would never vote for the DNC. They are DSA and Marxists

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AZTrump2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

I didn’t think it was possible, but one of my grandma’s friends blamed the violence and attempted mass murder of police in Seattle on right wingers.

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Vests123 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe it. She most likely is a CNN or MSNBC viewer.

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zabbers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huh.

🤦‍♂️

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IAmNotJoeBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is why they are starting to say the riots are happening under "Trump's America"...because Trump supporters spray BLM graffiti on buildings, tear down statues of historical American figures, and harrass fellow Trump supporters while also being anarchist advocates. The narrative is clearly BS, but I've seen liberals start to peddle it...it's a deflection game. But it's likely too late to switch the narrative.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

The most effective tactic against this narrative might not be to argue against it with facts and logic, but just straight mockery and dismissal. A well-said “Give it a rest already” could do more to shut it down than all the other arguments combined. This is also what the Democrats are most scared of. Straight dismissal. There is a video of Nadler holding a press conference after the Mueller Report showed No Collusion and he is still trying to push the narrative. Bystanders walking by on the streets of New York just start cat-calling him as a fraud and a liar. This is just after the Russian Collusion narrative collapsed after pushing it 24/7 for two years (people forget they did this), and everyone was PISSED. We’ve all pretty much been brainwashed and distracted into letting this slide, since we immediately had to go on the defensive again against Ukraine Collusion and the Shampeachment, and immediately after we defeated them on that battlefield, we had to defend against the Plandemic, but for a brief window there Nadler felt the hostility and rejection of the people and he was visibly dismayed and flustered. He could feel that no words and no spin would save him because his words and his spin WERE the problem - WERE what we were rejecting.

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cybermang 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've been trying to say that it's right wingers pretending to be antifa

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder why he decided not to keep quiet and pretend it's not happening, like the rest of the Dems. He just hurt his own team.

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Killer 17 points ago +17 / -0

they are really trying to gaslight people into thinking that Trump supporters are the ones rioting

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Billski 23 points ago +23 / -0

Even though he partook in it, and got tear gassed. Does he not know that the world knows this? lol

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Lichtenfeld 18 points ago +18 / -0

He thinks the world watches CNN.

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Juanye 21 points ago +21 / -0

All the good places already been ransacked

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's no place LEFT for it because everything's already been looted, burnt to the ground and/or vandalized.

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Violetflame 416 points ago +417 / -1

Portland is the shit stain of Oregon and isnt a representation of the rest of the state. Most people in Portland arent even from Oregon, its the spoiled rich kids from the valley in LA or pure autistics from san francisco.

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magicmike 143 points ago +143 / -0

I would love to eject Portland from Oregon.

It's such a beautiful state

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Violetflame 80 points ago +81 / -1

They are smart to keep their bullshit inside city limits. I know a lot of good ol’ boys living in the hills that have a lot of land to bury idiots on.

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revbo 66 points ago +66 / -0

We hate Portland, Salem, and Eugene. We hate the people that are actively ruining our state. I think this November will be a wakeup call for them

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Iliketomaga 25 points ago +25 / -0

Amen, these people are also flocking to some of the great towns in Oregon like Bend and turning them into shitholes

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sometimescanbefunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're a plague. They corrupt, destroy, and move on.

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The_RedWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's hilariously ugly, I love it

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Pau1F01ey 59 points ago +59 / -0

As an Autistic, I object to the last statement...

They’re worse than Autists.

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Violetflame 35 points ago +35 / -0

Its okay, we’re all in the spectrum somewhere. Hahaha

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Miztivin 31 points ago +31 / -0

A little bit, but itll be alright.

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Dereliction 10 points ago +10 / -0

The good kind.

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Hunterscrackbaby 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yeah, let's not disgrace our based autists by comparing to Portland degeneracy.

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magastrophysicist 20 points ago +20 / -0

Exactly.

Sincerely,

Another Based Autist

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rabdargab 15 points ago +15 / -0

We have the best autists though

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magastrophysicist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some say we are the very best, tremendous people, really.

If not for a long line of based autists, we'd still be living in caves and eating each other.

The autismo inside me is a beast with multiform fractal fully semi-automatic reference frames and it cannot be contained.

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rabdargab 6 points ago +6 / -0

Austists utterly ruined Clinton, ill always respect them for that.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

What Happened?????

rage_face_Hillary_shit_her_pants_side_of_beef_September_11_2016_never_forget.gif

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Breakfaststout 12 points ago +12 / -0

they have come from SF and the bay and have completely pushed out the locals....housing prices have over doubled, the only fools that can pay for it came from a state that already had out of control housing prices for over two decades.

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SCP0073 7 points ago +7 / -0

Throw in Eugene, too. It's a shitty place.

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RumorControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lane County could be swung Red if enough effort were put in while the riots go on, Lane goes Red and Portland won't be able to keep the rest of the state in check so the whole state votes republican too. It can be done.

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CookiesNCream 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of my friends that grew up a in middle class, Texas white neighborhood is now in Oregon. Austin wasn't weird enough for her. She's an uber leftie and wants social workers as police.

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The_Peter 90 points ago +90 / -0

Well, that line of reasoning is consistent with the leftists that say "if the police would stop enforcing the law for black people the black crime rate would go down".

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SpaceManBob 9 points ago +9 / -0

"if the police would stop enforcing the law for black people the black crime rate would go down"

Now do COVID testing.

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MarcusAurelius 5 points ago +5 / -0

There would be less people in jail if the police didn't arrest so many people!

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trozz 2 points ago +2 / -0

God these people are aggressively stupid.

Even scarier that these really are now the majority of that party.

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MAGAlikethis 48 points ago +48 / -0

This guy might as well just sign up for Antifa at this point. I don't see a difference between him and the chaos causers in the street.

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Sarthax 26 points ago +26 / -0

The mayor of Berkeley was a member of Antifa group called BAMN. I'd not be surprised if Wheeler was also.

When Antifa was rioting down here, he had the SAME fucking playbook. Let them riot, when patriots defended, send the cops in to crack only their heads.

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Not_your_King 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck, By Any Means Necessary is a really bad group. It is without exaggeration a cult. Look up testimony of those who escaped it. And the left supports them. There most famous member is a teacher. Scary stuff.

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DixMcCoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

They kidnap runaways and then brainwash them, right? Probably groom them as well...

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TheFortress 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll see a difference when it gets to his doorstep. That's how virtue signallers operate. They're all on board until something they love is in danger.

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booblitchutz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trying to stop crime will make criminals unhappy.

Wheeler would prefer to let the criminals take over so they won't complain about it.

Ludicrous!

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CurvedLightsaber 5 points ago +5 / -0

He means it made the situation worse for the looters and murderers on his side.

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IAmNotJoeBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't bother to explain how, either. Cause he knows he's lying.

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308win 240 points ago +241 / -1

He really likes sitting in his shit. So let him.

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MAGA_APN 79 points ago +79 / -0

Truth is I am sure he has security detail and a home high on the hill, far away from the downtown shithole that the looters and terrorists and turning Portland into. Goodbye to tourism and trade. Portland is becoming a wasteland. And they are trying to infect other cities around the state- stay strong citizens of Bend, Hood River and other beautiful places!! Oh and to our Native American pedes, please help turn Oregon Red. Trump is on your side!!

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baconandolives 15 points ago +16 / -1

I wish more people knew about the bills he signed to benefit Native people. It's among a long list of accomplishments but those that really need to hear about them will never see or believe. Sad!

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Thehoytime 1 point ago +1 / -0

What were they for?

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baconandolives 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently 3 bills - One gives compensation to the Spokane tribe for loss of their lands in the mid-1900s, one funds Native language programs, and the third gives federal recognition to the Little Shell Tribe of Chippewa Indians in Montana. Sorry, it's from a list I have but don't remember the exact source.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 11 points ago +11 / -0

He lives in a condo in the Pearl District, very gentrified neighborhood, and they were gonna set up a CHOP outside but PPB put a stop to it

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MarcusAurelius 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think they tried to set up their version of CHOP outside of his apartment. He called the cops on them pretty quick.

Too bad he's not supplying protection to the rest of the citizens of Portland.

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donald_zuramp 14 points ago +14 / -0

He's forcing the rest of the city to sit in it with him.

Maybe Portlanders who are fed up with this shit should just start a White House petition?

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The_Almighty_Kek 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have such a surplus of his shit that they're loading it into condoms and dispersing it to others for free.

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flashersenpai 10 points ago +10 / -0

Baby doesn't want his dirty diaper changed.

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Inspector_Cheez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wheeler is being challenged by a pro-antifa candidate from the left. SO of course he is trying o appease both conservatives in the suburbs and urban leftists.

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FlusteredPeach2 4 points ago +4 / -0

And stewing in urine.

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1080pleb 213 points ago +215 / -2
  1. it is no longer a pandemic

  2. there is no economic recession

bonus: systemic racism isn't real

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pmurTJdlanoD 64 points ago +65 / -1

Meh seems like there’s systemic racism against whites people

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arentbaby 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tell the lie, make it big

Even if someone doesn't believe in the "blacks are the most oppressed people in america" narrative line, it makes it very hard to believe if they're told the truth that white people are objectively the most oppressed

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spezisacuckold 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seems? There IS. Have you seen how many Big Corporations are propping up and donating to businesses specifically and explicitly because the owners have skin with a lot of melanin content?

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed I was just tryna softly dispense red pill

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am straight, white, Christian male. Can confirm that I've watched retards (in one case, a lady that I tutored in data analytics) get Analyst-type jobs instead of me for WokePoints for the company.

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Wehavelawsforareason 2 points ago +2 / -0

And asians also

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The_Almighty_Kek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your bonus is the biggest point, IMO. It really is made up bullshit. Scott Adams explained this in great depth on a whiteboard a few times lol

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spezisacuckold 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's no longer even an epidemic.

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RumorControl 1 point ago +1 / -0

But wait, maybe we can still say that racism is a public health crisis....

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YuugeNews 150 points ago +150 / -0

Portland police have referred 550 cases to the DA’s office since the protests began on May 29, four days after George Floyd’s police-custody killing in Minneapolis. Of those, about 140 were felony crimes, including assault, arson, riot and theft. Prosecutors are moving ahead in only around 45 of those cases, while the remainder were dropped or are deemed under review, Weisberg said.

https://nypost.com/2020/08/12/most-charges-against-portland-protesters-wont-be-prosecuted-da/

They are only taking 8% of cases forward. 🤡

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MrAlwaysRight 63 points ago +65 / -2

Broken Windows Theory on an epic scale. You're leaving damaged property, releasing criminals, and emboldening more. We get to see the dream for America first hand.

The Federal government needs to close off the town from the rest of Oregon and use drones to live feed what happens in this modern day Purge.

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dethstouch1482 12 points ago +12 / -0

/calling Snake Plisskin

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TriathlonTodd3 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need for the drones. The rioters have their own livestreaming "press" putting all of their crimes onto social media.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people are doing it to get the videos out there of this stuff, even if they end up having to play along a bit.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not gonna lie, I'd binge watch that.

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Flyingdeadpool 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well that's still a higher percentage than covid deaths

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aaafirefly123 5 points ago +5 / -0

HONK HONK

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 133 points ago +133 / -0

This read like it was written by a hormonal teenage girl on her period.

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Flyingdeadpool 39 points ago +39 / -0

Close it was a middle-aged white female on her period

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sometimescanbefunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

points at butterfly

Is this the effects of menopause?

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inquimouse 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's buzzwords some apparatchik thought up and passed around. "Bumbling response to pandemic" is very familiar, for instance. Sounds like Pelosi.

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cjcivicx 13 points ago +14 / -1

Funny how they always forget that they themseves we’re calling Trump a racist Xenophobe when he was doing something to stop the scamdemic AND they were impeaching him.

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dingdongbob 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

My thoughts exactly. The message didn't irritate me as much as how this shit was written. These people have the mindset of fucking teenagers.

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bill_in_texas 52 points ago +52 / -0

Don't tempt him with a good time, sir!

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6-_-j 13 points ago +13 / -0

Death by poo snu

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BladderBeerPoopin 10 points ago +11 / -1

I would watch that.

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james43552352345 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's what almost happened last night actually....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrfiTyo2Fgg

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a_grassnake_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few dozen bad apples.. that all, only dozens.

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vikingnerd -3 points ago +3 / -6

This is pretty shitty, I don't support this hate. I do hope he gets sent to federal prison though.

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zabbers 4 points ago +4 / -0

SAD

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Izaritos 104 points ago +104 / -0

I smell the bullshit from here. And desperation to not admit they are wrong

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Epic_Caramel 9 points ago +9 / -0

The letter didn't work. Here is BLM harassing his condo the same day this letter was written. Oops. https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1299543345560129536

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CyclopticErotica 71 points ago +71 / -0

I wish communities surrounding portland would request the feds come in and set up roadblocks coming in and out of the city. Also time for the truckers to make good on their strike on shipping into these cities, starting with Portland. Insurance companies need to stop writing policies for businesses in Portland.

Most importantly, the concerned citizens of Portland need to petition the President directly and ask for immediate military assistance to ensure constitutional rights are being respected.

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Juanye 64 points ago +64 / -0

How can they say he botched Covid? He saved 1,800,000 American lives (based on their models).

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Trumppp0492 18 points ago +19 / -1

I know lol

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cjcivicx 10 points ago +12 / -2

1.8 million saved. According to their 2 million mode

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BigDickEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not to mention the brunt of the covid response fell on the states. Any idiot that parrots this nonsense needs a fucking helicopter ride.

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grapenuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

they would have said that no matter what happened. Probably a dem memo agreeing on it back in March

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HonkThatBitch 56 points ago +56 / -0

Gaslight

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Morokei 54 points ago +54 / -0

Will be prosecuted ... what a joke. By which D.A.? And even if locally arrested bailed out OR 5 minutes later.

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DickIsTheNewPussy 12 points ago +12 / -0

This dudes living in an alternate reality.... the problem is he is trampling the lives of decent Americans in Portland while he LARPs his day away.

Whats the end game here??

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spezisacuckold 12 points ago +12 / -0

Democrat Biden literally laid out their endgame very clearly in a tweet.

He said the Democrats are betting the electorate is so goddamn stupid that they'll believe that any Democrat violence in Democrat neighborhoods, in Democrat districts, in Democrat cities, with decades of Democrat mayors, Democrat DAs and Democrat sheriff control, in Democrat counties, in Democrat states with Democrat governors, Democrat AG's and Democrat state congress, with federal Democrat senators and Democrat house reps...

is due to outsider and newcomer Republican Trump literally all the way across the entire country.

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PichaiLiedToCongress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it.

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ElGuapo 16 points ago +16 / -0

It will be. Trump is playing the long game. He knows we’re ahead in the polls, he knows we’re going to win and all he’s doing is giving these idiots enough rope to hang themselves with. Once his second term comes, he’s going in dry on all these fuckers, he just wants it to be airtight.

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WinnerPlaysTCU 9 points ago +9 / -0

This. He is 100% confident that we will win and he isn’t wrong about this stuff. If his internal polls were predicting a loss I guarantee he would do all this right now and try to save us on his way out. But he knows he is ahead. I’m ok trusting in patience

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IAmNotJoeBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Trump is definitely waiting until term 2 in this case. We know that unrest will get really bad October-December and he will be invoking necessary steps to stop it.

This unrest, just like in the like 1960s comparatively, will be put to an end. It's unproductive and dangerous. Legal forces will eventually prevail. I hope that things can become peaceful again for everyone.

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zabbers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking Raiden himself, Mike Pence, telegraphed exactly what's gonna happen.

"There WILL be LAW AND ORDER."

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TheOutlawPepeWales 34 points ago +34 / -0

mUh bUmBLiNg pAnDeMiC rEsPoNsE

tens of thousands of noble protesters

Pick one.

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learn2c0de 13 points ago +13 / -0

didn't you hear? 'Rona is woke and avoids "protesters"

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

But only BLM protestors or those currently destroying property and/or life... something about the dark skin and the fire scares the virus

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Toughsky_Shitsky 34 points ago +35 / -1

Let it burn.

Portlanders deserve it.

NO FUCKING FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS TO REBUILD!

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Atlas_Glugged 33 points ago +33 / -0

"There is no place for looting, arson, or vandalism in our city."

Except for six city blocks right in the fucking center of it you absolute dickhead.

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Ex-libtard 31 points ago +31 / -0 (edited)

This dude loves seeing his city fucked, is there a word for that?

edit: found it: cuck

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C00gsHouse281 6 points ago +6 / -0

Communism.

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Patriot_Pat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrat?

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Ex-libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuck.

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alienjesus 31 points ago +31 / -0

CORRUPT! He’s getting paid under the table.

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Slick_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump mentioned the Insurrection Act tonight, lets hope he uses it to smash the commies.

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kevinkevin 30 points ago +30 / -0

You can't help people that don't want to be helped. They like their communist riots and Mayor Ted Wheeler is committed to giving them what they want. I want to see his bold strategy of how to pay for city services now that Portland economy is based entirely on production of molotav cocktails, human feces and broken glass. They are lined up to take over Minneapolis as Arson Capital of world so there is that.

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captn_crunch 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's like he wrote the letter to himself but accidentally addressed it to Trump.

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Snoodlepoodle 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Dear diary, Trump hurt my feelings by pointing out my ineptitude and incompetence”.

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The_Him 21 points ago +21 / -0

As someone who lives 15 minutes from downtown Portland, Ted Wheeler is a liar. There have not been tens of thousands of people. It's the same 200 people every night. He must be counting protesters like covid cases. Also, they are destroying the city and no one wants to go down there anymore because it's chaos. Ted Wheeler is a cuck loser.

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substantialmajestic 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I believed the stuff Ted claims to believe, this is still not the letter I'd be writing. It would look much different.

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TheTuckerDiaries 21 points ago +21 / -0

What a turbo cuck

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_-Th0r-_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is what public masturbation looks like.

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rubberkidney 18 points ago +18 / -0

'bumbling response to covid.'

holy shit these lying scum are totally fucked in the head. they literally have no explanation for these types of comments. its pure propaganda. the kind they were drooling over when the pandemic first started and they were sitting amongst themselves wringing their hands giddy with the prospect of attacking trump with it no matter what happened.

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substantialmajestic 1 point ago +1 / -0

if it were bumbled, you'd be talking about how it was bumbled instead of the circular logic of bumbler bumbles!

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey Democrats, name one thing he “bumbled”. Just one thing.

They can’t do it.

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MudDog 18 points ago +18 / -0

Did... did he try to put a hyperlink in a letter?!

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nds19 6 points ago +6 / -0

Christ. Can he find his own ass?

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FireannDireach 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fine.

Mr. President - cut ALL Federal funding of Portland, and the state. Let them pay for the highways themselves. Remove Federal certifications and licenses - say goodbye to the ports and airports in Oregon. Pull all Federal funding from colleges, universities, pull out all army, navy, coast guard, and air force bases and support.

NOT ANOTHER DIME, NOT AN OUNCE OF SUPPORT.

They want to "come together as a community", let them. They can pay for it all on their own.

3 months from now, when Portland is a smoking ruin, what's that? You need help? Hey, remember this cute letter you sent us? Yeah. Choke on it, fucker. MAGA.

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

They good people in Portland need to read up on the "Battle of Athens TN"

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Slick_Willy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or....just send in the NG anyways and take care of the problem by force.

If he spouts off arrest him as part of the terrorist organization and America will say "Good job"

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nickybops 16 points ago +18 / -2

He will regret this in about a month.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think it'll take that long?

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nickybops 6 points ago +8 / -2

He's a bit slow, so yeah.

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gillonba 16 points ago +18 / -2

My life-long anti-establishment hippie uncle joked that he must have caught the Corona because he's thinking of voting republican...

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spaceforceltc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you tell him that Trump is the most anti-establishment POTUS ever? It is why he is hated so much by Big Media, Big Tech, globalists, and the Swamp.

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Mr.GoodWrench 13 points ago +13 / -0

"That's a bold move Cotton.....Let's see how it works out"!!!!!

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Libertysheimdall1 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is the most blatant display of mental illness I have ever seen. Trapped in a delusion he cannot see the obvious.

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YuugeNews 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yoda: Strong the delusion within this man is....

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ThickCheney 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man dems really like the smell of their own farts don’t they?

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TexasGEM 9 points ago +9 / -0

Commies are dumbies

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CMDRConanAAnderson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Isn't this the same mistake the Seattle mayor made that lawyers said allowed citizens to sue for damages? They said that because the Seattle mayor advocated for it, rather than simply allow it to occur naturally, that the city could be held liable for punitive damages.

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pizzzzaaaa 9 points ago +9 / -0

UP IS DOWN DOWN IS UP

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aaafirefly123 6 points ago +6 / -0

HONK HONK

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Freedom4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL, what a cuck he's directly responsible for every death and loss of property of the entire city.

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DannibusX 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO

Either he is completely delusional, lying through his teeth or is completely out of touch with what is happening in his city.

I saw all three.

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Midwestknowsbest 8 points ago +8 / -0

You seem to be finding a lot of looting, arson, vandalism, and racist violence despite having no room for it.

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Diotima 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's like some soyboy incel in the back of the classroom writing a passive aggressive note to the popular kid in class.

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stevejobs871 8 points ago +8 / -0

REMEMBER THIS when the media inevitably tries to flip this on Trump (like Biden tried to do in his tweets yesterday.) When they say this is "Trump's America", show them that despite Trump doing everything he can, Democrats have refused federal help. Joe Biden's America is COMPLACENCY IN THE FACE OF VIOLENCE, just like his party's local response to riots.

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based_trekkie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell them: Ted's Portland!!

Then when the wussy little commies say Trump is denying federal assistance...

Tell them: Oh... so NOW you WANT Trump to be a Fascist rather than just ACCUSING him of BEING ONE!!!!

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Lichtenfeld 2 points ago +2 / -0

This will be impossible to forget, believe me. An armed revolution by Weimar Republic time-travelers isn’t something you see every day!

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permissible_missile 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I see is peaceful protests everywhere! I'm glad that under Trump there hasn't been any violent riots!

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SeleniteGrayAMG 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel sorry for any Pedes stuck in that mess. Be safe.

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behemoth887 6 points ago +6 / -0

rofl. virtue signaling at a time like this. what a total fucking moron, or in other words your standard lib.

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JohnyBlaze99 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's been effectively terrorized.

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dethstouch1482 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blackmail probably.

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bothloveocean 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck him and his leftist buddies. Hope they burn the city to the ground so the Trump organization can buy the property cheap for redevelopment.

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PositiveEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahaha! The commies want him out of office because he has been a big meany! Look what I found; a petition to have him resign from MoveOn.org. It's hilarious. https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/ted-wheeler-s-resignation. Actually, there is another call for him to resign on another commie website. And I found an article "Portland Mayor faces calls to resign". Holy crap, here is a quote: "The predominantly young crowd took an informal survey: How many wanted the mayor to step down? Hands shot up. Since last week, more than 12,000 people have signed a petition to call on him to step down. And despite being in the middle of a campaign seeking reelection, he now regularly fields questions at press conferences about whether he has plans to resign." https://www.opb.org/news/article/portland-oregon-mayor-ted-wheeler-jo-ann-hardesty/