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kekkk 258 points ago +260 / -2

CREEPY JOE

I always thought this was the end-game shift that he'd make once we got closer to election and start rolling out the pedo videos.

I do think Slow Joe has more of a substantive impact. Creepy Joe has the potential to be lethal though, its just a matter of how well Trump could portray to Biden supporters just how fucking creepy he is.

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jubyeonin 97 points ago +97 / -0

Creepy Joe at the debates. Would finish it.

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EastboundandDownvote 40 points ago +40 / -0

If we could somehow get Chris Coons' daughter in the front row, it'd be over for Joe...He'd definitely blow it, right there on the stage!

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jubyeonin 20 points ago +20 / -0

She supports him. She got groomed hard.

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proDeoEtPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rudy Giuliani gave one of the greatest speeches of all time:

https://streamable.com/984cl7 (8min)

Everyone should watch the whole event, GEOTUS was in GREAT form:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOxlsssGbk (45min)

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TrumpysaurusRex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! Rudy Rudy!

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IntersectionalXhe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sad thing is, in person, her dad is a seemingly reasonable guy who told my coworkers and I that he wished he wasn’t hamstrung by party politics and could cross the aisle more to find solutions. Which makes him a shit head, because he knows better, he knows what his party is and he stays in it for the power. You feel bad that this young woman has been groomed as one of Creepy Joes Hug Pillows, but she’s on the wrong side and she’s consumed the NPC koolaid.

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Checkout 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chris Coon’s daughter Motorcycle Jacket Woman Ash Carters Wife Poor Girl in the red dress

Any girl under the age of 18 that took a photo during swearing in ceremony

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Seventeen_70_sickkkk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Am I stoned or is this comment referencing something I have no idea about?

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fablong 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top left.. Yo what the fuck he's just straight up grabbing her tits. This old fart need to be knocked the fuck out.

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Madman2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

For real. I can't believe how these cuck fathers and husbands can just stand there smiling. Infuriating!

Spez: well, except for biker guy.

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TrumpysaurusRex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is all the outrage media?!!

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Madman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Providing cover.

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SomaticallySpeaking 9 points ago +9 / -0

(imagine there are commas, it'll help, lol)

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BernVictimNYC 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes! I've said this before but it would be such a dream for him to be at the debates and say, "Maybe I should call you by the nickname that most people know you by...CREEPY UNCLE JOE"

It would be very much in GEOTUS fashion. I'll never forget his biting moments in the 2016 debates, I could hear everyone in my apartment building reacting to them. Such an amazing time in political history. "BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL!"

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nutup_orshutup 13 points ago +13 / -0

The red wedding is still my favorite. Absolutely no fucks given by Trump.

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TennesseeScorpio 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don’t forget about this! Brutal!!!! https://youtu.be/Bmvxx_YbDsM

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mishaclara 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here is the full speech I got a little teary eyed. They have ‘Cops for Trump’ signs https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=y6a1du3IN80

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x-irradiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a little? That was HIGH ENERGY AF!! I’m bawling 😭😭

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Miasmo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder if there will be an Al Smith dinner this year.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best of all time. Will never be equaled. Still can't believe I saw it live.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)
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buco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make it Pedo Joe.

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Granny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe-pedo.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yes!!!!!

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GulagDweller 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why not Creepy Slow Joe, why limit ourselves?

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kekkk 11 points ago +11 / -0

NOW WE"RE FUCKIN COOKIN WITH GAS

SLEEPY CREEPY JOE THE PEDO

FATALITY

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NoahGav 8 points ago +8 / -0

Creepy Sleepy Joe would be better.

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Modernturnkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sleepy creepy pedo joe

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

He creeps before he sleeps, while they are asleep

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

PEDO JOE!!!! That’s what I call him

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Tallsie 7 points ago +9 / -2

You don’t want to go so hard into someone that you make the viewer have compassion for the one being made fun of. It can backfire if used inappropriately. We however, can call him creepy joe all day long and share videos of him being a massive creep.

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BigChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk, the Al Smith dinner speech by President Trump where he roasted Hillary like she was on a spit with an apple was pretty brutal and right to her face, and I didn't feel remorse at all.

Its pretty hard to feel any remorse, sympathy, or compassion for evil people like Hillary and pedo's like Biden.

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arentbaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your average person doesn't know how fucked up people like Clinton are, like we do here. Those people live and breathe optics; they pour millions of dollars into research to ask the question; "How can I get people to like me, on sight, before I even utter a word?" and then dress accordingly. That's what has to be counteracted.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that is his name of choice but due to being Presidential like he does not go there...IMHO.

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kratomlol 181 points ago +181 / -0

I love having a troll for President. 10/10 would elect again.

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Er_hast_mich 61 points ago +61 / -0

Well do I have some good news for you, Patriot!

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WhitePowerRanger 18 points ago +18 / -0

🎼 VEGGIE TALEEEES 🎵 🎶

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ShyGuyLink 4 points ago +4 / -0

This seems so random lol. Am I missing a reference?

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

fast forward to 1:05. Or just watch the whole thing cause it’s amazing

Edit. It’s not even the same words exactly lol but it’s how I read it in my mind

More edutz: veggie tales was a Christian cartoon starring CGI vegetables teaching fundamental Christian values in a fun way to kids. My parents weren’t even Christian and didn’t raise me as one, but we all enjoyed the show growing up. It wasn’t preachy at all, and if any of you have kids and haven’t heard of it, definitely check it out. I assure you you won’t be disappointed and even as an adult, it’s still hilarious. Check out Larry’s hairbrush song on YouTube. Still cracks me up to this day

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be honest, a lot of programming as a kid taught good values.

Now they've fucking ruined Arthur.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s still a show?! Lol damn I used to watch that every day in kindergarten. It was such a treat to look forward to at the end of the day, we’d all gather in the cafeteria and they’d play it on the projector while we waited for our parents to come get us. I made my peace with them ruining Star Wars, but Arthur?!? 😭

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure if it's still a show exactly but they did a BLM bullshit piece with the characters.

Something like "I can't believe he was hurt just because he's black!"

I saw it on Brandon Tatum's channel.

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BigChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if you aren't Christian, many of the generalized teachings are just a good way to live your life.

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FrankZappaSA 26 points ago +26 / -0

Correction: WILL elect again

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NavyGuy 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'll fuckin' do it again.

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Blazeron 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love how he uses crowds as his focus testing. Doesn't have to spend millions on consulting.

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Russianbot45 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost as if he's a man of the people.

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OozingMachismo 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll take two scoops, please.

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Wood_Shampoo1 12 points ago +12 / -0

IlL dO iT aGaIN!

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goodbeerbetterviews2 79 points ago +80 / -1

It should be Creepy Joe. Sleepy Joe has slow rolled the public into Creepy Joe. He would never shake that.

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fkn_lost_my_password 27 points ago +27 / -0

ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING

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NormaJeanRocks 20 points ago +20 / -0

I like Pedo Joe myself

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Joepedo!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like chomo Joe.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +10 / -1

Please god help more creepy Joe trailers like this to be made! https://youtu.be/dBgD_VSl_GU

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stvrap79 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao! I can’t believe I’ve never seen this one. I lost it when they cut to him driving in his convertible with that creepy smile.

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dontCensorMeBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow this one is great haha. But def. needs more sequences of him touching the children.

There is so much material, but rarely never used. This is dangerous, as normies might get to think there wasn't much except for him sniffing at the head. While he actually touched and held upper and lower chest of little girls. This pedo needs to be exposed. It's only a couple of months left

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FuckTheGlobalistScum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I legit jumped a few times

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is excellent, thanks!

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Grilledpepe 57 points ago +57 / -0

This is how a functioning democracy works. No question that sleepy Joe was the winner.

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And_2_the_Republic 10 points ago +11 / -1

A lucky few deciding for the entire country? I like the sentiment in regards to this specific little gathering, which technically yes was functioning as a democracy, but I’m going to have to disagree. The electoral college, The backbone of our constitutional republic, is what sets this great nation apart.

The electoral college is democrat enemy number one. Without it, a mob rule democracy would overtake our land. Likely leading to Civil War II and then mass secession.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +13 / -0

There will be no secession. That's an attempt at peace. I see no peaceful resolution possible. There is not one single blue State. At best Ds have urban hellholes, with cucked faggots piled on top of one another, assholes to elbows. They can't think, function, or contribute to a functional society.

No Rs in blue "States" will concede their ground, nor do they have to. No red states are about to concede an inch, nor is there any reason to. And all the Ds who swore they'd leave the Country once DJT got elected can't go anywhere now. It's not looking good for them, at all ...

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GoldenEagle1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would be urban vs rural.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a non-starter. They run out of ammo and food, then when they come pouring out of their hellholes we snipe their diseased half-dead carcasses from a safe distance. They contribute nothing to a functioning society.

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lefty295 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, Hawaii judge is gonna rule on whether it's "sleepy" or "slow" Joe and you're gonna be happy with what you get.

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fkn_lost_my_password 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hawaiian judge rules "Sleepy Joe" and "Slow Joe" unconstitutional. Orders president to use "Awesome Joe".

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Grilledpepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree 100%. I was mostly being sarcastic with my comment

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North_Carolina 27 points ago +27 / -0

Slow Joe. It has a flow!

I also think the sleepy moniker needs to be retired in honor of Ben Carson. I was actually supporting Ben Carson during the Republican primaries but the sleepy doctor nickname was so apt I couldn't help but laugh.

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FakeNametag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's call him Memento Joe.

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USA1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slow Joe is definitely the best sounding, but the easiest to demonize Trump with. They'll say, "he's making fun of retards again. AND it's NOT THE FIRST TIME!!!"

Sleepy and Creepy are good because it's descriptors of behavior.

Slow is hilarious, but more "mean", you're simply calling him stupid. IMO

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SimplePede 24 points ago +24 / -0

Just go for the kill

PEDO JOE

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe Joepedo.

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some people are so daft they won't get it...you gotta spell it out in plain simple words.

Don't get fancy, just let the thing speak for itself

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Dplorable1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sloppy Joe

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kekkk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too endearing

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too indelible in the hippokrampus

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Kek_The_World 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would lose the vegan vote, I like it.

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FreeSloppyJoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I approve of this message.

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border_humper 16 points ago +16 / -0

Creepy Joe sums it up best.

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CookingWithJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

God bless donald on his home turf, he sounds so happy and comfy

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hidin’ Biden.

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NPCNN 11 points ago +11 / -0

BASEMENT BIDEN

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phil_d_snutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like "Fuck Joe".

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SteamyRayVaughn7 4 points ago +4 / -0

This made me lol pretty hard, nicely done 😂

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leonfire99 10 points ago +10 / -0

CREEPY JOE

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Linespaced 9 points ago +9 / -0

Traitor Joe

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_Sully_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

God damn, I love this man.

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IdiAminfa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stallin' Joe.

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sniffin' Joe

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Chickenbaconpoutine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Impressive trigger on the sticky!

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james43552352345 7 points ago +7 / -0

crazy bernie lmao

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captn_crunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought it was sleepy, creepy, racist, pedo slow Joe.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big fan of “Sleepy” Joe.Sounds like a child getting ready for bedtime.

It’s very fitting. Joe’s staff have to wipe his ass for him and the media treat him like a fragile 5 year old that has to constantly be lied to.

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

HEY JOE, QUIT STALIN, AND SHOW US YOUR MARX!

(did someone say Khrushchev?)

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MrWinMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I understood this reference

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djtverystablegenius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump is so Queens. I love listening to this man.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 6 points ago +6 / -0

I liked how at-home he was there. His accent really came out in his speech, haha.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great fucking speech, honestly it’s essentially a Trump rally

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LoveTheSalt 6 points ago +6 / -0

he IS troll in chief. Lol

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Space_Force 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love this man.

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ModelMinority 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sleepy slow dummy Joe!

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MAGAholic 5 points ago +6 / -1

Slow is better. Sleepy is weak

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OozingMachismo 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU FUCKING READ ABOUT.

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Les_Deplorables 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Here Comes Sleepy Joe and He's Movin' Kinda Slow at the Function.

Democrat Function.

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Cerise224 1 point ago +1 / -0

:D

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seismic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sleepy Joe just works better at describing that lethargic sloth. Tough but fair decision.

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BaldEagles 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slaps podium

That what I thought!

LMAO!!

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DivineLordTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best. President. Ever.

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pepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is how you work a crowd. He was spontaneous, funny and genuine. What a contrast with Joe Biden.

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sleepy, Creepy Joe

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mrspaulrevere 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Karens will scream that Drumpf mocks special needs folks with the term "slow". Sleepy Joe in the Basement works. When he leaves Trump can say good to see Sleepy Joe out of the basement for a change.

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Thehumancentipede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sleepy is too nice. BRAIN DEAD BIDEN.

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Cledus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I personally like Sloppy Joe the best.

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maga_gal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't a union's endorsement of a republican like... a HUGE deal?

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Imtom 4 points ago +4 / -0

In answer to the OPs guesting, yes.

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CharethCutestory 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don’t deserve this man

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J3N93W 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rapey Joe.

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RedEagle21st 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d prefer dementia joe. So far we haven’t seen him fall asleep very much aside from months ago. He might be getting drugged.

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habanero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pinko commie Russel Brand was right when he said "he's a public speaker of considerable skill". I've spoken to crowds of up to 1000 people, and every time I have to do this I need a week to prepare, and I shit my pants the entire time. To do it on the spot like this and enjoy himself while doing it is very high skill indeed.

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Princesslala 4 points ago +4 / -0

❤️

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m one for the classics: sleepy joe. But if I were a shitposting president I’d call him pedo joe, creepy joe I don’t think he’s sleepy, so I might be taking myself into slo joe, a nice play on his dementia that his handlers are hiding.

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patslimmy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Creepy Sleepy Slow Joe

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fourmyle33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sloppy Joe all day long

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Law & Order President