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IcculusBased9 130 points ago +132 / -2

I love hearing his voice in his tweets like this.

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NvJohansson 32 points ago +36 / -4

Damned, it that how it's done? I was reading and hearing it in Sean Connery's voice... damned.

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Thracka951 15 points ago +15 / -0

I heard a bunch of loud horns and a big booming voice. Had to check that the hedges weren’t on fire.

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought it still sounded pretty good and l was having fun with it.

"Shonders yu commie bahstad, Im gohin tu take yu out ushing honly muy lef thomb."

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Pat, I'e ta Bill Clinton's Tha Rapist f $5 unnid!"

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BigSteve 6 points ago +6 / -0

One ping only

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao! SLOW JOE. We need that as a flair mods!

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Guitarbeast26 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can tell when Its a trump tweet vs someone else handling it.

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LacyLiberty 6 points ago +6 / -0

(not even me)

(your favorite president!)

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1776ThereIsaidIt 107 points ago +107 / -0

But a woman that dropped out before the primaries and received about 3 percent of Democrat support is energizing Biden's campaign. lol

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ProphetOfKek 58 points ago +58 / -0

Energizing people against him.

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ChokingOnARedpill 30 points ago +30 / -0

In a crazy turn of events, this might redpill more people than anything this year. And people here try to say everyone that was on the fence have already decided. Historical, people think that every election, and every election they're wrong. There will always be election day decision makers.

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MrFrogBottom 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL, this. Strong mental gymnastics from the mainstream media trying to portray Harris as some popular figure. She literally had next to zero support before. Keep in mind low-IQ individuals will claim she's the perfect pick, but for people who are actually going to vote: Nah.

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SecondProtectsFirst 16 points ago +16 / -0

Even Talcum X said Joe Biden and Kamala Harris would be the two democratic candidates he would have trouble voting for. - https://mobile.twitter.com/shaunking/status/1062714105931460608

Buuuut of course like the grifter he is, now he’s suddenly all for them both.

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knightofday 8 points ago +8 / -0

She’s universally hated lmao

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downwithuppish 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just don't get it. She's Indian, she slept her way to the top, shes a dirty cop, possibly descended from a slave owner and she married a white guy. Why would blacks vote for her and Corn Pop's nemesis?

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at your ballot when you get it. Is there a "D" after her name? Game over.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

In airports, yes.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 27 points ago +27 / -0

Horrible Harris

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weltbild 16 points ago +16 / -0

KKKamala

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kamala "the Kumdumpster" Harris

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weltbild 11 points ago +11 / -0

Brahmin supremacist

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kum-all-over-your Harris.

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MagaMan2020+ 2 points ago +2 / -0

whorable

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now, that, my friend, is brilliant.

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CQVFEFE 55 points ago +55 / -0

SLOW JOE

Me sides

Where've me sides gone

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anewstep 24 points ago +24 / -0

Slow Joe for the win. Good move from Sleepy. It rhymes and is a letter shorter. Believe me.

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IcedCovfefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Spread it far and wide. Centipedes!

Slow Joe is right up there with Jobs not Mobs in that both need to be repeated like a mantra.

No brakes!!

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slow Joe and Pizza Ho.

Allegedly, her sister, Maya, attended a pizza party given by John Podesta.

Now, it certainly could have been innocent.

But even if only real Italian pies are being consumed, it's still a dog whistle, code, for the OTHER kind of pizza parties they have.

Like when the cannibal (alleged cannibal) Podesta invited journos to his home for dinner and made them...

Pasta with walnut sauce.

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Deadpool 1 point ago +1 / -0

No need to give Maya any benefit of the doubt. It is well known and documented that Tony and John are Epstein level Pedocrats. If she is in their circle.... well, the old saying “birds of a feather flock together”.

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freemanwhocan 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's been saving that one!

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slow Joe's Slow Hoe?

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1x10-32 32 points ago +32 / -0

Democrats: It's not about what the people want, it's about what the party wants.

Apparently even The Faithful hate Harris - yet there she is. And we really need to keep reminding the Left that they didn't get a say in Biden - they were simply told that he was their guy.

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tonightm89 32 points ago +32 / -0

She was in the same race a Biden and had to drop out because she is an unlikeable cunt. If she had got as far as Sanders and people showed that she might have a chance then I would understand. But that's not the case.

As fucking stupid as it would have been he should have picked Sanders as his VP pick. To try to get the Bernie bros back in the band.

Heels up is just a mean old fucker.

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bernie could have easily said "these assholes are politicians, not for the workers or me" and been fine. He's like a televangelist. That never saw Donald coming.

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TubySarbette 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yeah, maybe this was their plan all along. And this is why they had to go after Tulsi so hard

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Grond999 22 points ago +22 / -0

not even me,

lolz

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TexasTeaMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

My wife thinks these two are the Democratic throw-away candidates bc they don’t want to waste anybody they deem “good” in an election they can’t win. Let’s hope she’s right!

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HughGRection 11 points ago +11 / -0

They don't have anybody good. The best they have is mayor Pete and he is a complete no go because they would lose the black vote.

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TexasTeaMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

These idiot leftists are literally saying “Ridin’ with Biden till AOC 2024”.

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NuclearDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

if there is still conservative media left in 2024 then AOC will be absolutely shredded for her stupidity - all of it proven on tape and on interviews.

Also not sure how many older people would vote for what amounts on their eyes as a child.

But make no mistake the Dims have plans for her somewhere down the line. Probably Speaker of the House as an attack dog.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

AOC is likely sandbagging.

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getkek 4 points ago +5 / -1

I literally told my family the same theory yesterday! Nothing else makes sense.

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YUNG_GUAC 11 points ago +11 / -0

kek Slow Joe

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CarGuru9898 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don’t think they realize what a gift they have handed 45 with this selection. Or maybe, just maybe, that was the plan all along. Run Joe as the token democratic to get his ass kicked this year and then start fresh in ‘24.

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tonightm89 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. Another 4 years of Trump would risk more Trump like-minded people popping up. Even in the Democrat ticket for 2024.

Socialists want power back they just want people that they can control if they do.

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masshole3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could very well be the tactic.

HOWEVER...

The Swamp is completely fucked if Trump wins... forget regrouping for 2024.... these fuckers will be trying to figure out how to stay out of prison!

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CarGuru9898 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m not so sure the swamp is fucked. We already have GOP Sen’s blocking comey etc from being called. I could see a landslide Trump victory followed by a house cleaning and some victories on tax and immigration over the next 4 years. With the pussies we have in Congress I do have questions whether we will ever get to the bottom of spy gate.

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CarGuru9898 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, who do they run? They don’t have a centrist in my opinion. If I was placing a bet right now it would be Cuomo. They are going to try and sweep his Covid death count under the rug and run him in ‘24.

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice try, but only speaking broken gringo espanole during a debate is not unifying.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Robert Francis O'Rourke? Dressing in drag, playing bass terribly. Campaigning in Mexico? Very disrespectful!

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disposables.

That's good. That's exactly what they are.

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crazyfingers619 9 points ago +9 / -0

This tweet is a great sign. Trump was acting much more "professional" lately. This shows he's about to get down and dirty with Joe and Kamala, which is absolutely the right way to play this ticket.

Show the American people, and make Kamala show who she really is, an angry, self absorbed opportunist that no one really likes. A shallow diversity hire.

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Tim Pool is calling her a red dot hire.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 7 points ago +8 / -1

Cumala is a chidless slut (can't say mistress because APStylebook said that's forbidden).

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can say 'mistress' there if used as a noun and not a proposition!

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1x10-32 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't imagine Pedo Joe reading his own Twitter, and GEOTUS probably knows this... No need to waste precious character space on his handlers.

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Kamala_Harris 6 points ago +6 / -0

Slow joe. I hope that one sticks.

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germs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wake Up Pedes! It doesn’t matter WHO runs against GEOTUS. The democrats are HEDGING THEIR BETS that mail-in-FRAUD (and TDS holdouts) will lead them to VICTORY and we can’t get too optimistic before Election Day.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, he slapped everyone with Florida a week ago. His actions are going to be glorious, and I don't want to spoil the plan I think he's doing.

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IthoughtIwalked 6 points ago +6 / -0

SLOW JOE!!! 😂😂😂

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GeneralPinochet 5 points ago +5 / -0

IMO Slow Joe is way better than Sleepy Joe

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DilbertsBeforeSwine 5 points ago +5 / -0

"quickly evaporated down to almost zero in the polls"

Sounds like Joe Biden in 2008.

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

And this is why we're so important. We need to spread the word and dispense red pills. As soon as the fake news media realized it was Kameltoe Harris they screamed into there pillows and cried knowing that she was the worst person the DNC could have chosen and they're the ones that have to 24x7 polish this turd while trying to convince everyone Orange Man Bad and Biden good. The fake media is on suicide watch right now.

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Salacious_B_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You heard the man. Slow Joe it is!

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do not focus on Kamala Harris. Don’t allow them to make her the candidate. It’s Joe Biden leading the ticket. A man that is suffering from dementia.

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slow Joe lmao, I'm convinced Trump lurks.

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Blacktaxi2d 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is so funny to see the 180 on coverage and questions between trump and kamala with the media in print and in person. You wouldn’t be able to believe it if you posted them side by side

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Red_Fox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala says I believe Joe Biden is a rapist and an old school democrat racist, then joins his ticket? Clown world

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WillyP702 3 points ago +5 / -2

The easiest Re election victory in the history of this country.. President Trump doesn't even have to debate to be honest but i guess he might as well. It will be fun for him.

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Titan93 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fighting against mass voter fraud, probably 5 times the normal amount at least, as well as the most massive propaganda /censorship campaign in US history.

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Kezzy88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just wanting to help maybe quell the voter fraud concerns, my states election official assured just yesterday that they're only going to strongly recommend masks in the booths. I could taste the salt from the tears of the soy boy who wrote the article

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WillyP702 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Trump knew it was coming.. So they had 3 and half years to prepare. he has a plan so the Mail in voting Will be what takes down the Democrat party but we will be fine!! All we have to do is vote and enjoy President Trump's re election victory.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want a video of Donald offering Joe and his girl a ride.

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omegapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sleepy Joe >>> Slow Joe

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bad. Sad. Bad. Badsad.

Amy. Love. You.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Slow Joe" You can just hear Daddy savoring that moniker. Enunciating it slowly, and repeating it for effect...

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jcsbck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even the weirdo Never-Trumpers have to be voting for Trump in November.

Get another chance in 2024 or get 11 years and 364 days of Kamala

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Nobody was meaner to slow Joe, not even me!"

You know, it's true...He calls him Sleepy Joe, but Kamala called him a racist and a rapist. That is worse, definitely.

The man never lies!

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charbatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think it is ever a good idea to take one of the worst performing candidates in the primaries and make them your running mate. But, she's the media's chosen one. She has been since the beginning.

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Shadowreaper07 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how he doesn't immediately open up with the:

Kamala Harris has gone on record that she believed the people that were accusing Joe Biden; but now it appears she has always ̶B̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶E̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶A̶s̶i̶a̶ been supportive of Joe Biden in his run for President.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

"not even me" 😅

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think evaporated is what she did to the poles.

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TrainMissingBrakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slow Joe. Holy shit

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Reclaimer69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slow Sleepy Joe

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

"not even me!" That had me rolling around laughing! We have the best President!

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BoyCockGirlCockEIEIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Kamel is bad for your health

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murray_hitchock 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol "not even me"

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Chuck_Nutmeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad!

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phasegen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe couldn't pick someone who might become competition. He needed someone that couldn't be taken more seriously than himself.

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Meme_war_ii_vet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol stable genius. He's trying to win the geezer vote by making it look like the Dems are mistreating him (they are)

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bothloveocean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never forget that this feckless cunt was shaking her ass at some elementary school while her state was experiencing their worst forest fires in history.

While Rome burned, Nero fiddled.

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake news, as usual

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KorbenDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

"evaporated" in context of Kamala is so satisfying to read.

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is going to be unrelenting. There will be daily attacks.

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madamaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

BAD!

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard to believe the presence of Harris on the ticket will inspire many undecided voters to select Biden over Trump. Harris is the perfect choice for everyone who was going to vote for Biden anyway.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would they when the media is the DNC now?

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ArdentGrasshopper 0 points ago +1 / -1

"not even me" cracked me up :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D