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KAGMAGIC2020 553 points ago +555 / -2

The wnba costs the NBA almost 20 million a year, 100% a charity case. Half a billion down the drain. Basically the NBA is paying child support lmao

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Militiaman 101 points ago +101 / -0

Who are they again? I completely forgot everything about them when they were caught kneeling for the anthem.

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AlohaChris 37 points ago +40 / -3

I donโ€™t even think they kneeled. Didnโ€™t they walk back into their locker rooms?

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Nalgahyde 37 points ago +39 / -2

They did kneel. They also played a horrible instrumental rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner instead of having someone sing it.

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Please_Clap 35 points ago +35 / -0

Bye Bye Bitchez!!

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Konsaki 23 points ago +23 / -0

The WNBA walked out, the NBA kneeled.

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LinconChurchill 9 points ago +10 / -1

They kneeled.

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SirPokeSmottington 0 points ago +1 / -1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2yu9SLNz-M

They walked out... Googling is your friend.

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LS_DJ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Theyโ€™re the Chinese propagandists in Orlando playing with balls

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GreyGooseDown 81 points ago +82 / -1

Thank you. Child support. I never saw it this way. Amazing!

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benji07 72 points ago +72 / -0

Right? And now that the NBA has gone full on woke... they wonโ€™t cancel the WNBA. I hope they give those โ€œbraveโ€ women huge raises and Equal pay so it drains the NBA of large suns of money. I vote we should encourage this, as pushing these ideas only hurts the NBA.

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CodeMonkey 64 points ago +64 / -0

The should just merge the leagues and force every team to be comprised of two men, two women, and one non-binary person. I might actually pay to watch a couple games of that.

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Lurkmoar347 39 points ago +39 / -0

Nah, merge the leagues but donโ€™t mandate anything, let everyone compete against each other. Then watch as the women reeeeee after being treated fairly.

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CodeMonkey 24 points ago +24 / -0

That's a hard call. On the one hand it would be glorious to watch them get dominated on the court and for any remaining woke fans to see just how bad they are, on the other it would be hilarious to see them bitch about never getting to play.

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Peashout 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sexual assault allegations through the roof.

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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Theyโ€™d still all be biological males

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No_More_BS_01 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wouldn't mind seeing some trans hulk dominating the WNBA and making a mockery of it in the process (or a bigger mockery than it's current level). Every time I see that in the news it cracks my shit up. I feel terrible for the normal high school girls that have to endure that but a group of woke bitches deserve the trans domination.

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NotoriousCIC 6 points ago +6 / -0

JUWANNA MANN!

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painslayer 11 points ago +11 / -0

If they really woke, why don't they let women with male DNA play in their league? For the sake of mah DIVERSITAY! They not woke unless they have at least 2 trannies per team.

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No_More_BS_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they have a ban on that? Seems against their own 'morals'.

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weltbild 18 points ago +41 / -23

20 million is not half a billion :X

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Tusculan2 75 points ago +75 / -0

He meant over its 25 year history?

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Regardless 66 points ago +66 / -0

Is 20 x 25 = 500 racist?

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Darthrift 24 points ago +24 / -0

if you have to ask, I think you know the answer.

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Trumpican 20 points ago +20 / -0

2+2โ‰ 4

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AceOfTrumps 1 point ago +2 / -1

Didn't read the whole thing, headline is wrong though. Rounded to nearest whole number (common practice) 2.4 + 2.4 = 4.8

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Patriot76 10 points ago +10 / -0

Math is racist

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Sumarongi 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wuz inventered by whyโ€™te men

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mathman 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was invented by Egyptian kings and austere Islamic scholars, then STOLEN by whyte menz.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

We wuz kangz!

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LordPurringtonII 6 points ago +6 / -0

How dare you use the symbols of white supremacy!

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basicevent 15 points ago +15 / -0

Half a billion is pretty conservative then; even at todayโ€™s low interests rates that could have generated significant funds over that time.

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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Mets tried that with Bobby Bonilla.

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basicevent 2 points ago +2 / -0

โ€œmuh killer Bsโ€

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No_More_BS_01 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's been that long? It seems like just yesterday that I first didn't give a flying fuck about it.

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Mexicola1976 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's been around for 25 years.

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MechanicalMarvel 11 points ago +11 / -0

and it's never turned a profit in all that time (not kidding)

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Overall over the years

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DocOne 10 points ago +11 / -1

NBA is paying child support lmao

That's surprising all things considered

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Damadhatter 10 points ago +10 / -0

I couldn't tell you one WNBA team name.

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yukondave 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is the WNBA? It exists? How can I watch it?

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ODOnRedPill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've yet to hear one, a SINGLE WNBA PLAYER, that is in anyway remotely close to any NBA player. Oh and fuck the NBA, too.

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PizzaphilePodesta 4 points ago +4 / -0

to a bunch of childless dykes!

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Throw in what they paid to the old St Louis Spirits and thatโ€™s some serious drainage

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davidmode 4 points ago +4 / -0

i like when they bitch that theyre not getting the paid same as men

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NYCforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

it is literally a charity to make up for all the rape, drug use and illegitimate children caused by the NBA.

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squanchingonpao 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean these chicks would lose to any decent 15u AAU basketball team soo

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VoterIDMatters -2 points ago +2 / -4

Your math

Is that socialist math?

20 mill is not half a bill bro

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marvelwall 254 points ago +256 / -2

k. bye.

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Trumpfan1 133 points ago +133 / -0

Does ANYONE watch them or even know they exist??? Feel free to flatter yourselves clydesdales. Honestly, NO ONE CARES.

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Jabron661 98 points ago +98 / -0

I have never heard anyone, ever, mention the WNBA in casual conversation, either with me, or overhearing others discussing sports.

Now I am not the most traveled person, but where I work, people talk sports A LOT, and especially basketball in season, college and pro.

Not once.

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PantsJihad 52 points ago +52 / -0

I hear women's UFC discussed pretty frequently, and even women's tennis and golf (the office I'm in is mostly female, and we've got an avid golfer and a woman with a daughter might go pro with tennis).

I have never once heard a mention of the WNBA.

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aconcernedtroll 38 points ago +39 / -1

Women's UFC is actually pretty fun to watch though. It's almost a different sport than the men's, and you're more likely to get mismatched fights due to a smaller talent pool which is also entertaining.

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Dereliction 10 points ago +13 / -3

I disagree. 95% of Women's UFC are not very good. I'll concede that it has showcased some truly entertaining matches, but those are by far the exception.

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aconcernedtroll 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think them not always being very good makes it fun to watch though. Kind of how minor league baseball is fun to watch bc you get more errors.

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Dereliction 5 points ago +6 / -1

The fights almost always devolve down to the same drawn out elements, which makes it easy to lose interest and offers little surprise action. Unless the fight is truly top tier, I can't bring myself to watch it anymore.

... continue reading thread?
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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd disagree with your percentage, though not dramatically. It's more like 70% not very good. The upper-tier contemporary women fighters in the UFC are technically proficient, quite strong (for their frame sizes), and actually put on entertaining fights. Although knockouts are less common (though moreso than you might imagine), they tend to be more active on the ground and actively go for submissions whereas many men--including brown/purple/black belt BJJ fighters--are so often just taking a break and waiting out the round. Basically, the top 5 fighters in each of the three women's divisions are pretty damn good; beyond that, you're correct.

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BoatingAccident 21 points ago +21 / -0

I too, have never once heard anyone discuss the WNBA in casual conversation at work.

I work for the WNBA.

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crash7863 4 points ago +4 / -0

Women's volleyball is the most discussed sport during the olympics.

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COLDRAMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

So... WMMA is generally pretty shit but there's a few ladies who are savages. One of the best fights of all time (men or women) happened earlier this year between Joanna Jฤ™drzejczyk and Weili Zhang. Joanna looked like an alien afterwards with a giant hematoma on her forehead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V3XOIqMlMw

Also... don't ever bet on WMMA unless you're putting money on "go the distance".

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except if you're betting on Schevchenko or Nunes for the next two years; nobody's anywhere near their level in their respective divisions (and Shevchenko's not stupid enough to go up in class), which is rapidly becoming a problem for women's MMA in the meantime since everybody watching knows the rankings don't matter and there's nobody coming up the rankings that looks sufficiently promising to compete anytime soon.

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mathman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The primary audience for WNBA games is high school girls who fantasize about playing in the WNBA. That would be so much easier than studying math and science in high school!

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TrumpTrain 17 points ago +17 / -0

They canโ€™t even dunk. Itโ€™s so boring.

Also, the source of this is a satire site, meaning this is not a real quote

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Poe's Law!

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TooBusySaltMining 3 points ago +3 / -0

We no can dunk, but good fundamentals

https://images.app.goo.gl/PLR52SJE3hu18eAT6

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FAQ-REDDIT 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hear their collective bitch, Once a month, period.

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No_More_BS_01 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the most interesting part of the WNBA is that all of their periods sync up during the season and if you figure out when that is you can clean up at the sports books.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

WEW

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KAGMAGIC2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmaooo ded

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Games are carried by radio superstation WFEM...

Regular monthly programming is 3 weeks of the blues and 1 week of ragtime

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!! ๐Ÿคฃ

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vicentezo04 3 points ago +3 / -0

My friends mention the WNBA with the same tone and attitude that we mention Hilary and Aunt Queefa.

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crash7863 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's about as popular as soccer is in the US.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of my former companies partnered with them on something in Chicago. Tickets were free and still nobody went.

The company organizers I knew said it was extremely awkward being in an empty stadium. WNBA keeps trying to push itself as a thing and people are totally disinterested

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jarvis 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know a guy who put $50 on a three team WNBA parlay while drunk in Vegas. So few people bet on the games that his one parlay was enough to move the lines on all three games.

That's how unpopular the WNBA is

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Doth 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are so unimpressive and forgettable that it is a constant joy to me laughing from the belly every time I remember that they're even a thing, lol. Kind of like what Joe Biden must experience every time he re-discovers his navel.

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g-money 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. It's like the "forced meme" of sports.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +6 / -2

NBA, WNBA. One is a sport. One is a joke. I love sports. I love jokes. Whatโ€™s the problem?

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Gabbs1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dwight did show up here!

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I_LUV_WINNING 23 points ago +23 / -0

There are hotter women athletes in other sports that respect America and the Flag i would rather watch anyways.

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OutcastSeal 13 points ago +14 / -1

Ronda Rousey. What a woman.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +7 / -4

Ehhh. Sheโ€™s a stupid hoe who thinks having as much sex as possible was the reason for her success. Then she got her ass beat after saying that and it was funny

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reminds me of the old joke: would you rather have your cityโ€™s WNBA team win the championship or find five dollars on the ground?

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Seanp12 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would rather lose five dollars than to have a WNBA team in my city.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +13 / -4

WNBA

WHINY NAPPY-HEADED BITCHES ALLRIGHT!!!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +4 / -2

AAAIIIIGHT

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No_More_BS_01 4 points ago +5 / -1

Let me axe you this . . . do you like the WNBA or do you just think it's aaaiiigght?

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GreyGooseDown 5 points ago +5 / -0

Felicia.

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Joeret 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wished i watched the WNBA so I could boycott them.

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DeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Wait no, don't go! ...we're not done calling you bigots!"

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PhilipeNegro 124 points ago +124 / -0

Ok this is funny:

Update: A game between the Wichita Wildebeests and the Beaverton Mud Boars was unexpectedly canceled after the gym doors were found to be locked. The players thought it was retaliation for the controversial statement, but actually the arena staff just forgot that they existed again.

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PinochetIsMyHero 15 points ago +15 / -0

What about the Amherst Itsmaams?

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No_More_BS_01 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would tune in but only to see their mascot antagonize the opposing team.

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whitesmurf 8 points ago +8 / -0

The funniest part is the again at the end.

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IcedCovfefe 9 points ago +10 / -1

The Tahoe City Toads beat the Stockton Seacows 21-26.

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No_More_BS_01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now they have to face off against the Omaha Beefcurtains.

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DeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, looks like the Bee has some competition.

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Freedom4545 44 points ago +44 / -0

LOL is this real? did they really say this?

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basicevent 24 points ago +24 / -0

It is hard to tell if itโ€™s an Onion/Babylon Bee type satire sometimes.

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FOREVERKAG 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is a clown's world, ya know!

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Beat_to_Quarters 11 points ago +11 / -0

I doubt any one representative literally said this. It's not like they have bargaining power to make ultimatums. People already arent watching. Controversy wont help.

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Sky_RPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, I had completely forgot they existed until now.

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Donkeyballs 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bye bye bitches!

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silent_majority_2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'll take the flag.

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Grond999 5 points ago +5 / -0

Satire post...but yes, the flag.

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Rob_Belmonte 17 points ago +17 / -0

2015: "We're just going after the Confederate Flag because it's racist."

2020: "We're going after the American Flag because it's racist."

Go ahead, mother fucker, tell me one more time the Slippery Slope is "just a fallacy."

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 16 points ago +16 / -0

TheDonald should form a basketball team, identify as female, and win the WNBA championship.

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PatrioticMemeLord 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would pay so much fucking money to see this. As well as the salt mining emporium that would surely ensue as a direct result.

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silent_majority_2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make the left live up to their own standards.

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some of our beer drinking, steak eating, couch potatoes would demolish wnba athletes under the hoop in the paint lmao

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ailurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, that's too much work. Just go get some random high school basketball team. It worked for soccer, should work for basketball.

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No_More_BS_01 2 points ago +2 / -0

TheDonald Pepes should have a team policy that nobody will every shoot a basket, all points must be behind-the-head dunks.

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nmipede 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

Dude, it's grade B satire. Put a shitpost flair on it so we don't waste time thinking it's real.

Satire, but it has a basis in fact, they fought against American flags on their uniforms: https://www.libertyheadlines.com/loeffler-wnba-stand-for-the-flag/

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

And one of the teams walked out during the anthem this weekend to a cheering crowd of about 50 people. It's just amazing how important these nobodies think they are.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

I refuse to believe that any WNBA games, especially now, would have anything close to a crowd.

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RockyMin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Somehow, I don't think the WNBA is as popular as they think they are. I actually forget it exists until a story like this pops up.

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_tiredofthebullshit 9 points ago +9 / -0

HOLY KEK! THIS CANNOT BE REAL!

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satire Post.

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KnoxHarrington 9 points ago +9 / -0

If the WNBA ceased to exist today, nobody would notice or care. Likely the only way I would ever notice would be from someone making a joke about the WNBA and suddenly realizing I hand't heard about them in years.

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ohwell316 4 points ago +4 / -0

There would be taller crack whores on the corners. People would see that.

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RiverRunnerVDB 8 points ago +8 / -0

WNBA is still in existence? Huh...TIL.

Donโ€™t think itโ€™s going to go the way they want it to.

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GatorGirl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well thatโ€™s an easy decision

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Quartersawnwhiteoak2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Women Nuturing Black Assholes has called us out. Oh what to do?

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firestorm117 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bye Felicia!

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Hilldog 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Who now?

I love old glory ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

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BaronFalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, sexist question and coffee fueled musings inbound. Extra insulated flame suit on.

Why watch womens sports? The reason we have sports is for aggressive men to physically compete with each other in lieu of war. And the premise is to watch the absolute best athletes compete with each other. Since the absolute best athletes in any sport are in fact men, by a massive margin (the worst male olympic athletes are better than the best women olympic athletes), isn't watching women's sports akin to watching the worst athletes compete with each other? What does it have to offer? Under achievement?

Lets be honest, the reason men watch women is because they like women and the way they look. If they aren't attractive, men aint gonna watch.The women athletes that get the most attention are the most attractive. I'm obviously speaking in general terms here so lets not digress into the exceptions, they aren't relevant.

I don't generally watch sports. This has nothing to do with being athletic, I just find it to be a waste of MY time (you do you bro). I loved playing them in school and I love teaching them to my young relatives. I carry a football in my truck and to every family holiday. My entire life has revolved around physical ability in both my job and military. I currently compete in amateur triathlons and paddling for fun and do quite well. Working out is an integral part of my life. When I do watch sports, It's to watch the best people compete with each other. If I watch women, it's going to be something like dancing or ice skating or synchronized swimming because those are "sports" that accentuate womens grace and femininity, or women's beach volleyball because I'm a man and I find women's bodies appealing.

Look, I appreciate that women like to be physical and athletic. I encouraged my own daughter to participate in sports and to do many other things to make her self reliant and capable. But in the professional realm where people want to see the best of the best contest with each other, why do women feel the need to force their sport into the spotlight and demand equal pay and recognition? Sports by their very nature are completely and organically merit based. If your performance and ability deserves merit, you will get it based on level of ability and achievement, period. If it's being subsidized, then you didn't really earn that achievement.

I'm not saying women's sports should not be a thing. Do what you want. But don't expect to be able to force your product on people who don't care about it, or steal recognition and pay from male athletics to subsidize the lack of interest. And definitely don't disrespect my flag that has covered the caskets of men (yes, I know women also, but the overwhelming majority has been men, get over it) who died preserving the way of life that permits women to do whatever their hearts desire and expect me not to say anything when you're acting like an ungrateful twat.

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spicy_deluxe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Why watch womens sports?"

Other than womens volleyball and polevault...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-rfaTR1O60

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No_More_BS_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I was in high school I used to crank it to Olympic gymnastics and figure skating but now there's the internet so no longer necessary but I can see why men would watch. Oksana Baiul will always have s special place in my heart.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aaaaannnnnnndddddd. They gonw.

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Robert 4 points ago +4 / -0

"iTs NoT about ThE fLaG!"

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GeneralBoobs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like you fugly mutants are going back to terrorizing villagers in the countryside of Japan again.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha get lost you anti American angry lesbians

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satire article

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CmonGubMintGibMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya... but I bet if you asked... you'd find these "oppressed" athletes probably aren't too far from this.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

zackly

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OrangeMenace2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is a WNBA?

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wholotta Nothing Basketball Attempt

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SnipedYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we start a GoFundMe for a charter flight for them to leave the country?

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CommonSensePill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bye Felicia

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anon11111111 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dunno guys, that seems like a tough decision to me...

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Stallion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well i know im not buying a Spalding ball.

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MagnanimousDonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please flair properly. We don't spread misinformation here.

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Your all lesbians anyways, if we just put them on an island together theyโ€™d die out eventually.

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Joey14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wimninz play basketball?

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h4b1t 3 points ago +3 / -0

WNBA is still a thing? Go figure

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

satire article

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spadamaz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bye Felicia

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Blutarsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh noes! If they get rid of the flag they'll loose 12 of their 15 viewers!!

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FaceNook 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who are these guys and why do they think their opinion matters? They canโ€™t even make a layup.

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CucksRThem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well....bye.

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cccpneveragain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean if you're going to offer an ultimatum....shouldn't at the very least it be a tough decision to choose between two things that I want? The WNBA could have already gone away 5 years ago and I wouldn't have even noticed.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Woman sports. TFW l learned that the women's US soccer team lost 5-2 to a U15 local Dallas Boys Club prior to winning the world cup... seriously, why are they even a thing when they can't beat 14 year old boys local club, not the all state team, just a fucking local Club. Sad as fuck

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

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MidwestNorsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Empty arenas for 2 decades. Time to end this experiment.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one gives a fuck about the WNBA.

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trump212121 3 points ago +3 / -0

BYE_BYE you anti-american entitled lesbian commies!!

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Wrathofoprah 3 points ago +3 / -0

It a world so complex, it's nice to see such a simple choice

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JoeBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless ASCII Art!!! :-)

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

flapping in the wind intensifies

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snoopy3210 3 points ago +3 / -0

The flag represents sacrifices made by both men and women for constitutional principles and rights. You can even argue itโ€™s above human beings since those rights were given by God according to the founding fathers. So itโ€™s well above a temporary demand by some women playing basketball.

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sdj9252 3 points ago +3 / -0

WNBA, bwah, ha, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. Eat shit and die bitches.

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Asael 2 points ago +2 / -0

WNBA?

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King 2 points ago +2 / -0

the flag!

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AllAces 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flag... next.

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the WNBA?

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RussianBot2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flag. Next question.

I am now trying to recall if I ever watched any female game of anything short of a beach volleyball in my whole damn life, and I just can't

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's sad that things are so fucked that I have to actually wonder whether this is a shitpost or not.

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drmcnulty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha. I love how they picked Stockton as a team. What a shithole! Perfect for the WNBA.

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Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

This can't be real. No one picks them even without the choice. The only people who go to WNBA games are players family and a few people that got stuck with free tickets and had nothing else to do.

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TrumpenatorSupreme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the WNBA went extinct in the 90s.

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TheEagleSays 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. Don't. Stop.

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody watches regular basketball

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Truth_Cipher 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder when they are going to figure out the people who they are signaling to donโ€™t watch sports because they are busy inventing new pronouns and other DND classes to LARP as. If it wasnโ€™t for the WNBA they would just be tall women who are too ugly to be models.

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dudebro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, as if people will choose mediocre basketball over the flag.

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Magnolia87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Ok.

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Gramma53 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will alienate the 17 viewers.

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krepoisbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

WNBA has to be the most delusional league on the planet. If you want to have some fun, search for some wnba highlight videos on yt. Its gold.

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NotoriousCIC 2 points ago +2 / -0

The flag or terrible basketball players that are overwhelmingly lesbians? Tough choice.

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WalterEKurtz 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahhhh.. much funny... thanks, i needed this laugh today.

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TheRoyalRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't even realize the WNBA was still a thing... lol

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PewPew_ThaDuK 2 points ago +2 / -0

did they really make that demand? i know they are that stupid, i just cant imagine that they could be THAT MORE stupid

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ExpatPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, judging by their star player Brittney Griner, you can't get much more delusional.

For a good laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zawZUNd-yVk

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜Œ

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AlohaChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they think this โ€œcontroversyโ€ will somehow raise their status or viewership? The WNBA is like โ€œthe gameโ€ - when you so much as think about it, you lose.

Just when I thought I couldnโ€™t care any less about The WNBA, they prove me wrong.

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krepoisbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please watch this, I beg you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GrP4uGJhmo

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Bigpoppatrump420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bunch of Lezzies who grossly over-value their worth and our interest.

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Red-in-Tooth 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Sorry, that flag means a whole lot more than any miserable lot in sports. Flag it is.

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dretherford 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a Shit Post. The Glorious American is Satire Site. "Stockton Seacows" KEK https://thegloriousamerican.com/sports/wnba-players-issue-ultimatum-to-american-people-its-either-us-or-the-flag/

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pray4peace4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok - Bye.

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FRENS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd choose a tablecloth over the WNBA.

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SquatchNDenver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Old Glory is still undefeated!!!!

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F_D_Romanowski 1 point ago +1 / -0
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DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is war

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G_regulator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. You bounce a ball and throw it into a hole for a living and your not even very good at it. Why am I listening to the wnba about politics?

Also you'd think that considering the fact that they don't have an audience they'd try to be a little less decisive.

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TychoDurandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

The players of the WNBA are an embarrassment to themselves, their family, the sport, and their country.

No one wants to watch you, ladies

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beta-detector 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Big Mike joins the WNBA, it would be tough choice. KEK

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hkermit 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL BYE BITCH

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag before hoes.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if they leave I lose.... nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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PositiveEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ultimatum is for the 12 people that watch it.

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Jcosta 1 point ago +1 / -0

This can't be real...are they cerial?

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GreyGooseDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judging by the number of -1s we hurt some dirty lurkers feelings. Get fucked.

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satire fyi

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NuclearPony 1 point ago +1 / -0

byeeeeee, dont let the door hit you on the way ouuuuuut.

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2SmoothGQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have never really watched an NBA game. Have 100% never watched a second of WNBA lol. Fuck outa here lol.

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Haun_Solo0211 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatโ€™s the WNBA? Womenโ€™s National Baking Association?

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Opinionated_Ocelot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sauce? I hate posts like this. All I've found is some shit about some woman named Chamita Daniels yelling this after a game copy/pasted across 3 or 4 weird "alt-media" opinion pages lol.

I'm not saying it didn't happen, but give me a recording or something. Sharing the equivalent to playground rumors as fact is not helpful.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no, that sucks..

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LDiablo_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not that I ever watched but I didn't realize we still had a wnba. They picked the wrong hill to die on or maybe its the old bad publicity is still publicity. Either way I still ain't watching that garbage

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redditbiggay 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL I don't think they're in a position to demand anything.

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Mainwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

is the Big Mike in that photo?.....

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well...bye

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Double You who? Women's professional ball through hoop is actually a thing?

Hey, do they allow Trans women to play? They are sooooo stunning and brave... Denice Rodman could make a comeback in the wedding dress! LOLLOL

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MAGADUDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have no need for a stretched lesbian.

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lurkwellmyfriends 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't realize you were in a position to demand anything.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go woke, go broker? Is that a word in that sense?

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MostlyHarmless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen your ratings and fan base?

Easy choice.

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Trump2020inAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ummm....I think the American people made up their minds about whether or not to watch the WNBA long before any of this.

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TheLoCoRaven 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didnโ€™t even know the WNBA lasted past the first season to begin with.

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Freyjaschild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm, i sure hope that means they'll address all the charges of lesbian harrassment by former players. Look up Candace Wiggins. Small wonder Maya Moore won't play anymore being a religious person. Some of them are based and can't stand up to it, even Maya.

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ClarenceBeeks 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is a WNBA? This is a real thing?

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The_Devil_Monkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Begone THOTS!

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a fake news parody. Sad that it is instantly believable though.

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I_Hypocrypha 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's from a satire site. The whole article is hilarious.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I donโ€™t watch much TV but I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve even clicked past a WNBA game. Is it a special channel?

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rprobens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh what do I do??? Tough decisions

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just change your name to the DBA (Diverse), no one cares.

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PENNY 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, because ya'll are so fucking special.

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MagaMattyIc3 1 point ago +1 / -0

See ya.

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AnywayAnyhowAnywhere 1 point ago +1 / -0

What will be the first league to stop playing the National Anthem? My money is on these aholes. Or the soccer cucks.

spez: Playing God Bless America in place of the National Anthem does not count.

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u/the36thirony 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck off - the flag every day bitch!

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% the flag. WOMEN don't even care to watch the WNBA. I'd rather take a class on how to sew the American flag together than watch an hour of mostly ugly lesbians playing middle-school level basketball.

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I have to sell my video games

https://youtu.be/3FGI7R0u3TQ

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

wOw, back in 2008, MTV was still having non-PC stuff! who would have thought.

the nPC-20 (novel-PC-virus 2020) mob would not only cancel MTV for this, but try to kill the guys involved for this

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SANTONUCCI 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldn't name a single WNBA player.

NBA, perhaps a dozen?

I also played basketball throughout HS and college, and was on the team. Literally, could not give me tickets to a game...

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MAGA_NIGGA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha they've been sniffing their lesbian farts for too long. News Flash: nobody watched WNBA to begin with!

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

has there ever in history been a more irrelevant group of people act like they matter more than the wnba

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OrangeIsAColorToo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this real? Source?

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dixie_knormous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy choice, bye Felicia

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JohnPRyan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has the WNBA ever really been a thing?

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Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao nobody watches that shit as it is...

Womens sports are terrible from what I hear. I wouldn't know; I don't watch any of that drivel.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Felicia

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IndyTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL let us know how that works out for ya, then remember how much soy to put in their latte when you start your next career at Starbucks.

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patslimmy1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that's an easy choice

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Adhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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DignityDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iโ€™m very grateful to all the men who died to support the WNBA, so Iโ€™m going to side with the flag on this one.

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DNCwillbeTrumped 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would take the flag of the USSR over the entire WNBA and all of their families.

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Omniwulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag over stupid cunts anyday

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MI_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take Old Glory over Tall Cunts every day of the week.

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Traum8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh. I didn't realize the WNBA was still a thing.

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buhbye WNBA

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1234abcd 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people are a joke as far as I am concerned! Go live in China and nut up with the CCP!

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO!!!!!! Gee Please dont take WOMENS Basketball away from me..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a shitpost??!!

Edit : it is a joke but it could be real This is scary times

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not really a tough choice.

Even during normal broadcasts, the WNBA doesn't get viewers because they are a joke, and the players are ugly.

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RacistElkStatue 1 point ago +1 / -0

The flag. Easy.

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stever57 1 point ago +1 / -0

cYA

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well...bye.

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I take the flag an the WNBA can go back to working the street corners at night.

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ChubbyDubzworth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, I had no idea the WNBA still existed... I thought it died a long time ago lol

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, flag then. Bye now!

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Speakersheep 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a bunch of pussies

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bundyfly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, tough choice. Oh wait no it isn't. GOODBYE LANKY SKANKS!!

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puzdawg 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't want to watch a bunch of lesbians playing basketball.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, because everyone is in a rush to watch 6'4" masculine looking women throw a ball into a basket.

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honda_fast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Felicia!

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I played with two state women basketball players when I was 11, and it was 2 vs 1(me). I stopped them at every turn and scored at 2 points. The game ended 2 to nothing after 30 minutes.

At the time I did not know they played National basketball. They were finalists for the it. Later on ended up in the WNBA.

I have less respect for WNBA players today than I did for those two, and I still have more respect for those that gave their lives for this country to protect its people than I do for those two female players.

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SharkTeamTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag.

Not even close.

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308win 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well considering I sacrificed a fuckton for the flag of our country and I have never seen a WNBA game....the choice is easy for me to make.

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Shayhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is still a WNBA?

TIL

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durkadurka 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are the options again? I wasn't paying attention.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is the only option.

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chalupa123 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only have like 100 fans at each game.

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IlxTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, bye. In fact, bye to the NBA as well, NFL, Baseball, NASCAR, Hockey. Need for "Professional" Sports is less than zero.

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Felicia!

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AT_Finn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weird demand, who was watching this garbage in the first place?

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StudebakerHawk22 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll just file this under "Shit I never gave a crap about anyway".

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DankoJones84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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tokenninja 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iโ€™m so excited for this decision.

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MonstersFromSpace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who actually cares about them?

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redstampede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye, Felicia.

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BeanieRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems like a league paid for by another league would know how to keep their mouths shut. They work for a charity of the NBA.

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Seruna_Kanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

WNBA: Girls that are mediocre at bascketball but convinced enough people they deserve their own sport since they can't make the cut as cheerleaders.

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SteelyDan4MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who wants to watch dykes play shitty basketball?

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DahRage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag. Every fucking time.

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ColbyP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most people don't even know the WNBA exists, let alone care enough to watch it.

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QingJames 1 point ago +1 / -0

who the fuck do they think they are

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who knew there'd be one sport I'd be all for Trannies invading. Hopefully they'll get a couple macho man randy savage types to school them on what wokenss brings.

Worthless cunts. They should be taken to play some exhibition games in deep Africa or the Muslim world, and asked how much they love the local culture. When they virtue signal, we should just lock the aircraft doors and leave them there.

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FlameLord 1 point ago +1 / -0

They aren't good enough to play with men?

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Bluntman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cya bitches , time for a real job.

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SevereWeather 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I see are heroes lifting the American flag, was I supposed to see something else?

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a WNBA?

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

When will they get nobody watches or cares.

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Fremium2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about the kitchen and those sandwich making supplies?

Because that's the only gig you are going to get when the WNBA goes the way of the XFL.

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BeTransformed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Babylon Bee at it again?

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RespectMyNipples5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very tough choice indeed, cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.

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funqueybusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

I canโ€™t support them until theyโ€™re more diverse :)

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Dontberetarded 1 point ago +1 / -0

BUT MUH LAY UPS

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Palmertabs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be far more excited watching curling than WNBA.

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FL2PC72LE 1 point ago +1 / -0

If one of them and an American flag were sinking in the ocean, I'd save the flag and let the broad drown.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

An ultimadumb.

The WNBA - and woke sportsball in general - can die.

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

ok, fuck off. I'll take the flag.

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sad_State_of_Affairs 1 point ago +1 / -0

What da eff is the WNBA. I thought gender did not exist. This seems sexist to me

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Pepe_please_helpe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy fuck, these people are delusional. Quite literally, โ€œBye, Felicia.โ€

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since when has there been a WNBA? LOL.

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And_2_the_Republic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. They have to know that nobody gives a shit about them, and that they are terrible and unentertaining, right? Right?

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye, Felatia

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TheDONSupreme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not really.

LET FREEDOM REIGN

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stoneguy74 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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tonesolaris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no. What am I going to do without WNBA in my life?

Something funny I just noticed, my web browser thinks "WNBA" is a spelling error, but "NBA" isn't.

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Yater79 1 point ago +1 / -0

Later bitches

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FamishedForJustice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should start a movement to get WNBA players equal pay

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Dim-Ize 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a WNBA? Huh. Who knew?

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HTTP_404 1 point ago +1 / -0

No contest. The flag. Hands down.

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benny_rt2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Felicia

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MonkeyCzarFunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satire. This meds a Shitpost tag.

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leroynumber3 1 point ago +1 / -0

wait a minute... the WNBA is still a thing?... asking for a friend.

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PinkoPatrol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy your flags. Just remember, only buy American. There's nothing more disappointing than an American flag made in China. Hint: Grace Alley, Annin Flagmakers, Valley Forge, all proudly made in the US of A.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flag.

Next question.

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Trumperette1 1 point ago +1 / -0

ONE WAY TRIP TO CHINA. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR TRUE GODS YOU IDIOTS.

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TheClassicalLiberal 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's simple. The flag.

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WillyP702 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHA REALLY?!?!? HAHAHA.. Oh noo what would we do without womens basketball?!?! haha These people are morons.. They don't realize how of little value they are to society. WNBA could disappear tomorrow and nobody would care or even notice.

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that's one of the easiest choices I've ever made.

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FreeJack2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next they will be kneeling before a commy/muzzy and imitating the neck movements of pigeons. That's there progress for ya. a muzzy dick for every cuck bitch mouth.

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tomkat2104 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a wise man once said "They are some nappy headed hos!"

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GnosticAwakening 1 point ago +2 / -1

Next up, NBA shills for communism.

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stinkinwetbush 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOFOOOOOKINL GTFO

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธFUCK THE WNB(G)A(Y)๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only make 79% of what the men get paid. Just kidding, they get like 1% of what the men get paid.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably think the N doesnt stand for national...

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jaaardstyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've spent far more time in my life watching American flags wave than watching WNBA games.

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Free0fReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL.. I stopped reading after WNBA.

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covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, no one gave a shit about the WNBA to begin with.

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Damaged_Dirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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Jsmitty112 1 point ago +1 / -0

Word we can get rid of them that quickly!?

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Centercut 1 point ago +1 / -0

This must be the easiest choice anyone has ever made.

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, the WNBA is still a thing?

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Humongus 1 point ago +1 / -0

3/4 of the WNBA's lesbians aren't even Americans. Basically the WNBA is the world's UN of ugly men trapped in ugly women's bodies.

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LatitudeofMind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still waiting for a mad lad to raise the ok sign during the anthem

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davidmode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry bitches, your opinion dont mean sheeeet unless you can dunk

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AccipiterQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK-TIER SATIRE

A chilling ultimatum has been issued to the American people from the nice folks over at the WNBA. โ€œItโ€™s either us or the flag,โ€ Tahoe City Toad forward, Charmita Daniels yelled into a microphone following an impressive 21-16 victory over the Stockton Seacows. Unfortunately for Daniels, the game was only being aired on the little-known Razor Flip Phone Network (RPN) and only drew three viewers.

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WillyP702 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK e every single ONE OF THEM. THE FLAG COMES FIRST so all of them can get their asses out of America.

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Denvertick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might as well be real. These โ€œathletesโ€ walked off during the national anthem

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/wnba-players-walk-off-court-national-anthem-season-opener

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Flitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is from a satire site. Amazing how often the people on this site play themselves for fools.

https://thegloriousamerican.com/sports/wnba-players-issue-ultimatum-to-american-people-its-either-us-or-the-flag/

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Ligersrule1 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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HowlinMad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, donโ€™t let the door hit you on the way out!

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FriendofTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธI get no entertainment watching girls (sort of girls) play basketball. I enjoyed watching men play until they all sold their ball sacks for china gold. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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beta-detector 1 point ago +1 / -0

WNBA or LGBT?

I Choose LGBT!

(Liberty, Guns, Beer &Trump)

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Miykael 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't this satire and not real?

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epaminondas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good riddance, and take the NBA with you.

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NorthAfricanViolet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Um... One flag, please.

  • Me
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BigPoppaPossum 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Ooooh and a devastating in your face layup!"

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michealr24 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was a solid laugh I needed this morning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thanks pede

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Crackersmurf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's basically about the fundamentals. If you don't like basketball being played how it's meant to be played you're not going to like the WNBA and you're a misogynistic dog faced pony soldier that's full of malarkey!

Honestly I wouldn't know how to off myself faster watch WNBA play or Joe Biden try to finish a complete understandable sentence.

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Biden_is_racist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gigantic chicks with dicks or a beautiful flag? ๐Ÿค” Tough choice

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Voat_Goat 1 point ago +1 / -0

The flag.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go play bouncy ball in your own yard.

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CloudControl 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a satire article.

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Richard0930 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just to mention this appears to be the source. https://thegloriousamerican.com/sports/wnba-players-issue-ultimatum-to-american-people-its-either-us-or-the-flag/

While I fully agree WNBA has gone totally leftist insane, this particular statement is not accurate.

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drakts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Talk about being unaware of your value. Horse faces.

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Mr_Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go move to Chyna you dumb dykes.

I'm sure the "Patriarchy" doesn't exist there.

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy choice

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DeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

My immediate response: "What the fuck's the WNBA?"

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Basehobo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm pretty sure the choice was made a long time ago.

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BobFalfa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iโ€™m sorry...did you dumb dykes say something?

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the flag.

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gottesbrau 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cancel BLM-ball? They'll never do that.

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DocOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is satire btw

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BrianSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even when I lived in L.A., I never met a single person who watches this garbage.

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inksday 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-to-continue-24-year-long-boycott-of-wnba

"Listen, if they're going to disrespect the anthem, we're going to continue not watching the WNBA. Frankly, they could all dress up in star-spangled outfits and sing 'God Bless America,' and we'd still keep the boycott going,"

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Forte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess their fan will be very disappointed then

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the_archivist 1 point ago +1 / -0

In other news, apparently there is a sport's organization called the WNBA.

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I-am-but-an-egg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would I choose Intramural sports Over my flag?

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Atlas_Glugged 1 point ago +1 / -0

TIL that the WNBA exists

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Shiftyshiffforbrains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real brave, when you stand up and no one is watching....

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randomvirus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh noes what will i do now that i cant watch what i never gave a shit about anyways

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Seanp12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch WNBA or draw 20.

Is that even a choice?

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huuummmm Let me think about that....OK, Yeah I'll take the Flag over a bunch of carpet munchers playing a game that every player on the court's combined salary for that game is less that that of a used 2002 Honda Accord.

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whythefucknot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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Lovethycountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck em all! Let these ignorant unpatriotic scumbags rot

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Captntrouble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well.....bye!

Curly Bill Brocious

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Nilremdrol 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a bunch of nappy headed hoes.

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Kael 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHAT??! When did they start a WNBA???

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

In order to issue an ultimatum you have to have some type of negoatiating power. WNBA is a money losing lez fest with no viewers.

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deplorablebob 1 point ago +1 / -0

They already know their demographic. Iโ€™d wager very few right leaning people watch the WNBA.

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KonaBadLad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Old Glory vs' Seven Foot Dribbling Dikes?

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 1 point ago +1 / -0

well that's an easy choice.

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CyberSecGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their literal dozens of fans will march right next to them in solidarity.

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Kpak76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im pretty sure this story came from a satire website.

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LurkingForTheWIN 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% flag, all day long. Get a real job, bitches...

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KekBotSupreme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye Felicia... one of them is named Felicia right?

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Plutossextape1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd choose dog shit over the WNBA & NBA combined.

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FLWoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahahaha.....sides hurt

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

All 12 people who have ever sat through a WNBA game just shrugged and went "Meh"

The flag was here before the WNBA....and it'll be here long after it goes defunct because the W stands for Women, which assumes their gender or some cockeyed nonsense bullshit

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Rxking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh goodbye go try to play anywhere else see how that goes

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Everybody_Lies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bye

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Winning2020MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You dumb bitches. Flag always

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Shadowreaper07 1 point ago +1 / -0

Symbol of Unity, or a particular cause for one particular group in society, with one particular aim diametrically opposed to the symbolism represented by that Flag.

Yeah, sign me up for the Flag. I mean yes, I didn't used to watch sport; But I won't watch sport now either.

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joebob23_us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like they've chosen to fade into obscurity.

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onelastround 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thereโ€™s womenโ€™s basketball outside of the Olympics?

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DemonratsForGitmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

So much lolz because most people don't even know what the WNBA is.

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MAGATRAIN2k20 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!!

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cant cancel them either coz no one is watching

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45fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess they're used to kneeling.

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tonightm89 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is the WNBA? Looks like a sport totally funded by sponsors and not making any money.

Turn off all sports.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering I never knew/gave a shit about their existence, I think my choice is pretty clear.

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Kottonballs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bye, bitches.

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Jewsmakeamerica -6 points ago +2 / -8

Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with Matriarchy