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Covfefe_Crusader 288 points ago +288 / -0

He's now being charged with four counts of first degree assault in addition to four counts of attempted first degree murder. He faces up to 112 years as a sentence. I'm OK with that.

Source

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NormaJeanRocks 160 points ago +160 / -0

What the fuck do these dumbfucks really think they are going to accomplish, seriously? Lets say he hits and kills the driver, then what, a big parade for him? Man these people are retarded, life over.

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TGNX 139 points ago +139 / -0

He has never suffered a negative consequence in his life.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 63 points ago +63 / -0

And that will probably be all he does from now on.

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RighteousViolence1 44 points ago +45 / -1

And male anal sex. Lots of that.

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T2R0U2M0P 24 points ago +25 / -1

Vigorous

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GreatWhiteShark 24 points ago +24 / -0

And they won't even ask if you want it. You just get it

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V2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Look at him...he’ll want it.

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elfmyself 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well, they do like free stuff...

... continue reading thread?
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slangin_paint 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

What they lack in lube, the make up for in vigor

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T2R0U2M0P 9 points ago +10 / -1

And impressive length!

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll find the answer to the age old question is spit a lube?

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Varangian 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’ll still have the gf peg him on conjugal visits.

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MAGAPig 21 points ago +21 / -0

I want to know if his grandma bought him the gun or ammo.

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

i wanted to say this comment is underrated, but it clearly isnt

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Respawn mentality

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Saneromeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's about to..

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wrongaddress 2 points ago +2 / -0

There you are wrong. His whole life is a negative consequence.

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IthoughtIwalked 48 points ago +48 / -0

It's quite sad actually, because the Democrats convince them that they truly are fighting Nazis, and so they really think they are fighting an important war

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ripley88 25 points ago +26 / -1

This is because millennials have this vague ambition that they want to "make an impact" on the world. It's actually a deeply narcissistic attitude, because at the center of it isn't wanting to help other people, it's to be loved and famous for being a good person. The cognitive dissonance between their parents (along with every other authority in their lives) telling the they are bound for greatness and the startling reality that they are completely useless as human beings is where the Marxists jump in and give them something to feel self-righteous about.

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CelesteD 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can make an impact on the world by being a good person and inspiring other people to do the same, not attempting to kill someone.

(not disagreeing with you, just adding to it)

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fickelbra 5 points ago +5 / -0

The problem there is they want applause and parades for doing it otherwise they see no point.

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davidmode 1 point ago +1 / -0

correct. every leftist/ tds sufferer i know has two major traits and they both feed each other:

1 - needs constant validation 2 - addicted to facebook/ social media

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reward is a peaceful prosperous society. The applause and parades is a happy populace.

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tchouk 8 points ago +8 / -0

A lot of good things come from deeply narcissistic attitudes. It's not necessarily a bad thing in itself.

The problem is that it takes a lot of hard work and an extraordinary drive by individuals to make actual impacts of the type that gives you universal acclaim. Who has time for that? More importantly, why bother if, as you said, the whole world has been telling you that you're born special and perfect.

Parents, make sure that your children understand two things:

  1. They are creators, gifted a seed of the power of God and can grow this potential and into true greatness and nobility
  2. They are born shit with a seed of greatness. Without putting in the effort, they remain a pile of shit forever.
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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's sick. The only thing I have ever wanted was a quiet life where people leave me alone unless they need something they can't get anywhere else. If I can't have all the power, Godlike Omnipotent Power where I can solve all the problems in the snap of my fingers, John DeLancie style, then I want no more power than anyone else.

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Killerko 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dumb you have to be to even believe that? Seriously..

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RedditIs4Retards 37 points ago +39 / -2

If he hit and killed the driver (if, and i'm glad he didn't) the best thing would hopefully be that the Jeep plows into the dumbfuck peaceful protesters.

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TurdFerguson 36 points ago +36 / -0

I would hope as the driver my last act would be to put all my dead weight on the accelerator.

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Orwellthatendswell 28 points ago +28 / -0 (edited)

He wants to kill a 'fash' and 'prevent another Charlottesville', thus becoming a hero to his comrades, and finally get an insane feminist to touch his pee-pee. Maybe he'll get to go on Colbert.

They genuinely live in a make-believe world where frothing Nazis are constantly running over innocent Commies in the street. He was salivating over his chance to become elevated. He could taste it.

They fantasize about this shit constantly until they lose themselves in their own larp and reality bitchslaps them out of their delusion.

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the-new-style 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yet all along it was a couple of guys trying to get to the airport.

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dumdumexpress 8 points ago +8 / -0

It would appear the only very fine people this time round are on our side. Change my mind.

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spicy_deluxe 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he wants to "prevent another Charlottesville" he should consider not protesting in the middle of the road.

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s a great summary of what went on here.

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thisguy883 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mental illness that was fueled by MSM and Democrat politicians.

These people are so far gone, that they literally live in a different reality.

I want to feel bad for these idiots, but at the same time, i'm looking at them as a learning opportunity for my children. This is what believing television will get you.

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Sumsuch 7 points ago +7 / -0

They've played so many video games that they seem to start thinking real life works just like that. Take the grade A retard that figured shooting a jeep's wheels out was a reasonable thing to do.

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kuningus 4 points ago +4 / -0

But he had "Own Team Frags" set to off!

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biorito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because their propaganda tells them that in America white people can shoot anyone they want and nothing happens to them. That the gun violence is out of control because of that.

Reality is a lil' different.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people do that, then don't understand why more people either drive through them or come out blasting

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Far beyond redemption and most beyond shovel duty/waterhead work

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OneIfByLand 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have grown up being taught “enough talk.” They have been brainwashed to believe that our government is a tyranny. He went out there thinking he was actually doing something, under the delusion that he was acting in necessary courage.

Poor fool.

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Chick-fill-eh 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably give him 4 months probation and send him free due to Wuflu

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infojunkie07 10 points ago +10 / -0

whats the chance he'll do community service?

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T2R0U2M0P 8 points ago +9 / -1

Oh he'll be servicing his community alright, in Cell Block D.

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spicy_deluxe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Attempted? Damn, the other commies lived?

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xzars_folly 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should face a noose for his bad decisions.

Execution didn't used to cost more than life in prison.

There is a simple solution for people too stupid or horrid to be left alive.

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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol! That's awesome. He thought he was going to be the heroic white knight savior of all the lesser people by slaying the big bad dragon (some gay dudes trying to get to the airport). And now he will be a prison bitch for the rest of his pathetic life.

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AngryCanary 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is amazing. I hope he gets every single year.

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FluManChu 206 points ago +208 / -2 (edited)

I love any story about commies getting arrested, injured, maimed, disfigured or killed. This checks a few boxes so I upvoted it quite enthusiastically.

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WishdoctorsSong 122 points ago +123 / -1

It's fun because commies aren't people.

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AtTheInauguration 114 points ago +115 / -1

In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Communists."

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EddieGrimm 63 points ago +63 / -0

What an absolute metal thing to say

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unclebobinator 25 points ago +25 / -0

If only I could be 1% as much of a Chad this guy was

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Italians_Invented_2A 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the most alpha things ever said.

Instead of being all mystical or condescending or bragging about his body count, he just says he doesn't know for the ultimate insult to those he killed.

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xzars_folly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only good commie is a dead commie. 2nd Best is an imprisoned commie.

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CommonSensePill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based

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magalikeumeanit 80 points ago +80 / -0

They sent their best.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 44 points ago +44 / -0

Could not hit the broadside of a Jeep.

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally

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Chickenbaconpoutine 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

Not their best marksmenpeople.

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tankmanban 8 points ago +8 / -0

No... for real, that's their best.

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JS_Mill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Collateral Carl

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tankmanban 65 points ago +66 / -1

Wait... this happened again lol?

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Lurker6 103 points ago +103 / -0 (edited)

Yeah, I lost track of this one because too many commies shot themselves to keep track of last weekend.

Their k/d ratio is like - 4 right now and the other half of the Civil War hasn't shown up yet.

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theSocraticChallenge 30 points ago +30 / -0

Worst part of my day was when I realized I can only updoot this once.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

But voting for something more than 1 time makes you a... Democrat?

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theSocraticChallenge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if you get away with it.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 17 points ago +17 / -0

If they keep going they'll lose the war before it even starts!

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remember1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

hahahahah kill death ratio my sides

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CovefefeREEEE 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oopsie!

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, this isn’t the guy from like a week or so ago?

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tankmanban 4 points ago +4 / -0

ya, it's just hard to keep track of all of their mishaps.

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SneakyWino 61 points ago +62 / -1

A witness told police Young “entered a state of shock” and appeared he “was horrified at what he did.”

Sounds like an MKUltra victim sent in and triggered. He's out on $75k bond. Wonder if he'll make it to trial or be suicided.

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JarretGax 47 points ago +47 / -0

Only 75K bond? WTF it should be at least a cool million.

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NotMadeInChina 27 points ago +27 / -0

It would be if you shot antifa in self defense

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 21 points ago +21 / -0

Check for DARPA connections

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the-new-style 10 points ago +11 / -1 (edited)

So horrified he handed himself in fled the scene and went into hiding.

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wethepepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Didn’t the person that shot at protestors who pointed a gun at him drive directly to the police station and file a report?

An interesting contrast!

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the-new-style 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yes

It still boggles my mind what Jeep shooter thought he was doing. In what moral framework was shooting the occupants the right thing to do!

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catvideos3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suicided. I’ll bet $10 he doesn’t make it to trial.

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daty_dato 56 points ago +56 / -0

If you live or drive in these areas get a dash cam. Striking the hood is a crime.

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ChocolateEvryday 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any recommendations?

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daty_dato 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sorry I don't have one. I don't live in these areas. Barely any protests here and we have a very large percentage of AA citizens in my city. One of the highest percentages outside of Chicago in Illinois... It really isn't about their messiah Floyd.

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T2R0U2M0P 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ah yes, alcoholics anonymous. Never trust a man who doesn't drink, I always say.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 7 points ago +7 / -0

From my Russian friends I heard Roav was a good affordable brand.

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tankmanban 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anything with a front a rear view camera on the device. Check uber subs for best recommendations.

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wethepepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear Burritocam is highly recommended

Latte resistant too!

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GrimCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reading the reviews now.

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The_Kekatoa_incident 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then there's that flat tire too, I don't think the guy would have pulled up with a flat. I wonder if they slashed the tire and that prompted him to drive through the protest to save his life instead of becoming another Reginald Denny.

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the-new-style 5 points ago +6 / -1 (edited)

According the an occupant of the jeep, they were trying to get to the airport, found a way on to the freeway, encountered the crowd, slowed down to get through, some other Antifa driven vehicle rammed into them so the driver floored it - this is the point where the video starts.

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LikeAWombatScorned 50 points ago +50 / -0

You're responsible for every bullet that leaves your gun.

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LostViking1985 30 points ago +30 / -0

This. No such thing as "accidentally" hitting 2 people in your line fire.

Oh wait its only cops and conservatives we hold responsible... honk honk

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Beat_to_Quarters 39 points ago +39 / -0

Lemme just illegally block the public street and then shoot into your car and have no one in the entire left wing media say anything about it.

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IthoughtIwalked 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, they simultaneously encourage it and deny that there are anything but peaceful protests going on, so what do you expect

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GeneralPinochet 34 points ago +34 / -0

The look of somebody who realizes his life is over. Should have thought of that before dipshit.

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MAGA_4EVER 32 points ago +32 / -0

These kids are watching too many movies.

It's also striking that they see themselves as so morally superior that no consequences should happen to them if they do kill someone on the other side.

I was talking to my socialist, BLM loving cousin. He thinks we're in a war. I suggested that it's fine that he thinks that but citizens shouldn't die or have their businesses burnt down over it.

After I said it a few times, it sunk in and he almost agreed.

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Salacious_B_Trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

He'll do well in prison. I've got a good feeling about this one.

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LostViking1985 9 points ago +10 / -1

You got a purty mouth, boy.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's gonna be a popular Goldilocks.

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are a community of optimists, see!!

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grenades_and_ham 26 points ago +27 / -1

Filter - Short Bus!

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tankmanban 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't know if there's a bus short enough for these people.

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GreatestAmericanHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are some piers though.

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Democrats_R_Evil 19 points ago +20 / -1

Samuel Young is going to have his Anus stretched reaaalllll good.

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bangbus 22 points ago +22 / -0

“Guys, I’m on your side!”

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Chickenbaconpoutine 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Guys, you're in my insides."

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AtariArtist 19 points ago +20 / -1

Again? It was in Aurora last time. Denver is way to the east of that.

Even stranger they arrested someone who looks exactly like that!

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EpsteinIsAlive 17 points ago +17 / -0

He’s looking for the “red pawn” button

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EpsteinIsAlive 10 points ago +10 / -0

Respawn... fix the edit button, please, mods

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Warms my heart

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nachosamplerREBORN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Triple win!

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Bongo_Occidental 8 points ago +8 / -0

They should let him go and give him a bigger gun. I love a happy ending.

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BeTheTruth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only God steadies the hand of the righteous you atheist little fuck. He'll find Jesus real soon in prison, only it will be pronounced hey-zues and he'll be an ass fucker!

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ArticleISection10 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hope it was worth it you commie fuck

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six5_SMK 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was just a little mistake, I mean forgive and forget right?

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Texashand 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait till he starts that BLM shit in prison...they will show him real good how much they matter lol.

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sanitaryshave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh God! The blacks will have nothing to do with him and there are actual, real, non-imaginary white supremacists in there. Dayum..... gonna be educational.

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CarbonWinter 7 points ago +7 / -0

That Marxist marksman stance though... amirite??

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Space_Force 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actions have consequences, you'll have 112 years to think about that. Unless there's a second wave, then totally free to go.

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vongregormench 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a revolver that I don’t practice much with and I have a hard time hitting the target at any distance. Sometimes I think the left has the gun knowledge of someone who just watched a cop movie.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should consider getting a trigger job on your revolver. About 100$ but worth every penny if you have a hard time with double actions.

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Alpha 6 points ago +6 / -0

When you watch too many movies, the car doesn't explode after shooting at it and women don't throw yourself at you while you walk away ifrom the explosion.

Loser.

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stonetears_anus 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like commie Tom Bombadil in his mugshot.

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anon31173 5 points ago +5 / -0

he doesnt look like someone that knows how to shoot either

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The_Devil_Monkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hope he gets raped in prison.

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ohwell316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only once?

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AGuyFromAus 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about constantly

Sounds right to me.

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Itype33 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it happens constantly he'll just accept it as normal to cope. You have to space it out so it continues to shatter his world.

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Scumbag-reddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what happens when everyone grows up like Cartman

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MaxineWatersGravel 5 points ago +5 / -0

As some protesters claim he was saving lives with his actions, police disagree.

This is the problem. They get this entitlement that anywhere they decide to make their opinion heard is their right. So he fired on a dude driving his friend to the airport 🙄

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ChocolateEvryday 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is lucky af that he didn't kill anyone. Shooting like that when you don't know wtf you are doing is top level retarded.

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Dudemanfoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great feel good story!!!

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swimjim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Half decent grip, terrible stance. 2/10

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infojunkie07 5 points ago +5 / -0

that amazing stance. A masterclass.

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TGNX 4 points ago +5 / -1

Play stupid games...

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CherryCoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

How bad of a shot do you have to be to miss a Jeep?

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potato4dawin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder what will happen once the media swamp is drained. Will they break down in the face of reality and see the error of their ways? Will they kill themselves? Will they lash out and be killed in self-defense? Will they shut themselves off from society? Will they continue on in their delusion until they're arrested?

Perhaps God has turned their own guns against themselves to spare them from the people, because God knows the only reason we don't go out to slaughter the enemy to protect our communities and families is that they're a greater danger to themselves than to us.

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512531Patriots 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give that mother fucker life in prison, no possibility of parole.

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Stupidandgeeky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, he has stopped more rioters than most of us so he must not be all bad....

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TruthVelocity 4 points ago +4 / -0

When the server enables friendly fire.

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do you miss a target as big as a jeep? How can anyone be that bad a shot?

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vongregormench 3 points ago +3 / -0

A double action revolver takes practice.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based on the naruto stance he was pulling, it looks like he probably didn't see the front sight when he pulled the trigger either. Any double action revolver that's not hipoint cheap made in the past 20 years has a double action as smooth as a beretta after a trigger job.

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Dev404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rot in prison. Maybe now you'll have time to do some growing up. Hope the tough guy act was worth it.

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Induceddrag 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if he will sue the makers of Call of Duty for having “Friendly Fire” deselected as a default setting.

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BigMikesTaint 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least he didn't shoot anyone in the dick. You don't shoot people in the dick.

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Rokaroo 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he was smart he would of said he was defending the man in the Jeep.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pistolero Pedro Jr

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hotrod2k82 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at this terrible shooting stance. Legs all crossed up not even squared up with his target. Very disrespectful.

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well see how far his, “I’m with you! Black lives matter!” bullshit lasts while he’s in prison. The blacks, Mexicans and the aryans will all take a bite out of his “revolutionary” ass.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leave your gun at home son, leave your gun at home Bill.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOOOOOOVE HURTZ!!!

Fucking love that band and how appropriate their son is for these lefties being confronted with reality.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love when they fuck themselves up!! Play stupid game!!!

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope his shirt says epic gamer cause that's an epic gamer move right there

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ol' Tex thought he was a bad ass with a six on his side and discovered life isn't a video game.

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JeffEpstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck kind of stance is that?

He looks like he's forcefully holding in violent diarrhea. Who the fuck crosses their legs and stands like a fairy fucking faggot?

The left can't meme, the left can't shoot, THE LEFT CAN'T EVEN FUCKING STAND PROPERLY.

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Bob383 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 less protesters on the street

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Under25BMI 2 points ago +2 / -0

This shouldn't even be a trial. This should be a "Welcome to Hell"

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Gospeedrcer 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a stupid larper

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Omniwulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

front line trooper for the snowflake revolution.

LOL going to be a target rich environment

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Saneromeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Bu-bu-but I never got in trouble on GTA!!!"

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rynotg12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he just win the dumbass of the year award? Learn to code you basementdweller!

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +3 / -1

I see he’s employing the “larping faggot” shooting stance. Perfect form!

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice shooting dickhead!

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3percenter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta give him props on the revolver. Although his holster doesn’t even cover the trigger.

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yeahbuddyFspez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too much LARPY Fortnite kiddo.

Now bend over and take Tyrone. You will love it son.

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HighIQIndividual 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope his asshole to a ready.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not to worry, he'll soon be released without bail

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laredditarmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope that BLM bullshit works for him in prison lmaooo

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dookiebot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"But in Fortnite, when I mess up I can respawn and try again!"

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leroynumber3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dads revolver. Lame ass.

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sanitaryshave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Play stupid games...

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like he stole the gun from his grandfather, The 1970's called and want that 38 and leather holster back.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m confused. Is he the driver of the Jeep?

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Margeshrimpson 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's your average black lives matter activist.

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g-money 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hosters with exposed triggers are tight

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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

He probably thought there wasn’t friendly fire IRL.

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tuaris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time one of these goes to prison, that's one less vote for Biden

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duallyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not even smart enough to find a holster that covers the trigger.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

The men make thatshit look easy son. I know, you thought playing video games gave you skills. It war and younfragged your own guys dipshit.