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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 304 points ago +306 / -2

Minnesota is a duty to retreat state. So if you decide to stand up for your family and protect them YOU will be on the receiving end of the law. Peak fucking weimar.

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Art-Vandelay41 187 points ago +187 / -0

Sounds like unconstifuckintutional to me

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Desert_Covfefe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Can we publicly execute these pirate fags yet?

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InSaNeOldGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

Nobody is forcing these morons to live in that cesspool. They choose to live there, and they will Reap what they Sow. Anybody that has the cojones to pack up and leave, we'll welcome you here in Texas (see below).

EDIT :: Move to Texas Only If You Support Donald Trump !!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless you vote Blue.

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Desert_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a reminder, you'll be reaping what transplants sow. Probably best for them to sort their problems out locally and not distribute them

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InSaNeOldGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Hmmmm... You guys are right.

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Evei 118 points ago +118 / -0

Minnesota may be "duty to retreat", but Minneapolis is clearly a "duty to bend over and let them rape you" city.

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allowed2speak 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Now face the wall"

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HEXEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 years of 'pound me in the ass' city

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 76 points ago +76 / -0

Seriously. At some point we need to ask what the hell happened to these people

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tholins 73 points ago +74 / -1

A Swede once told me that back in the old days, survival depended on villages pooling resources through the winter. The idea was, better for everybody to have a little hardship than one family to straight up die. Noble, but it only works on a very small scale, and only in a homogenous society. Apparently the attitude is baked in at this point, with no perspective.

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tholins 36 points ago +37 / -1

That’s what I’ve heard, and it makes a hell of a lot of sense to me.

Like I said, on a small scale it could work, because in a survival scenario, people are going to keep each other honest. As nationwide policy? I guess that’s how you turn your country into the rape capitol of the northern hemisphere.

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SemperFree 18 points ago +19 / -1

Correct, can only work in small tribes. Not mandated country wide.

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey! We got those here in America... they are so brave and stunning.

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SunnyDisposition 17 points ago +17 / -0

It didn’t work for the Pilgrims. They were going hungry because of the lack of production.

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unicornpoop 26 points ago +26 / -0

Socialism doesn't work. Charity does.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it works when "sweat equity" is involved. I tithe part of my paycheck regularly. I don't consider it giving; I consider it investing in people to better themselves. I expect them to use it to get the resources they need to become independent. If they're physically unable to, then they should find other ways to contribute to society if possible.

I've heard people say they refused to take charity from church because they don't want to be preached to. They can just find it on the street corner instead; Austin must be a good place for that because I see a lot of beggars on street corners.

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tholins 7 points ago +7 / -0

True. There were multiple experiments in early America with communism, and they all failed horribly. I think the Swedes probably manages to make it work because a) they weren’t colonists but well-established on their land and b) had developed cultural values supporting the system. The Pilgrims didn’t have those factors.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps there was an emphasis on b)...Maybe they had no tolerance for Lazy Dan just sitting on the fence all day, and swatted him with bushels of grain until he went back to tending his crops.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have some friends who describe how law works in war torn countries with no police. Effectively, the community manages things and it is certainly a thing with everyone knows everyone.

That doesn't really scale to our cities and it ignores the fringe left. Those with no ties to the community (your apartment dwelling misfits) are not going to form a community watch. This works for cases where people are also manageable and well meaning. Now, try having a community watch deal with a crackhead or someone who seems genuine, but really they simply know the right things to say.

Watching Live PD, it was initially surprising how many criminals used the same phrases. I lost my wallet, it isn't my car, I'm holding this for a friend and straight up not admitting drugs until a drug dog found them. Police completely dismantling a door to find huge sacks of heroin stashed in the door panels.

These very small numbers of high caliber crime are going to overwhelm anyone who is simply not turning strangers away from their neighborhood. Which is how they deal with this.

Best advice is get out!

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DangleBarry 4 points ago +4 / -0

"These aren't my pants!"

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Checkout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweden is not really a socialist country

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Decades of subversion.

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Saving to provide you an explanation later.

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SWORDofLIBERTY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooo I want this explanation too, I love seeing how off/on people are in their theories.

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Mynamesprivate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thing about norway and those other scandinavian countries: whats their demographics? How big is their military? How influential is the teachers union?

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RonBohr 4 points ago +6 / -2

Two words: the Left.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 4 points ago +4 / -0

We let entertainment become our gods and fashion us how to think.

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MarisaKirii 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somalia was imported

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1776-or-1984 23 points ago +24 / -1

I'm a goddamn Minneapolis Nord.

And I'm FUMING

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thonl 16 points ago +16 / -0 (edited)

Right there with you. I've had a carry permit since 2003, but until very recently, haven't felt compelled to put it to a lot of use.

Pre-covid, my work involved daily commutes downtown Minneapolis, and will again, but looks like that will be at least February. Been WFH the whole time, except for visits to the office about once every 3 weeks, for something requiring hands-on.

Even though it is against policy, I go armed, and GTFO as soon as possible.

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1776-or-1984 20 points ago +21 / -1

Fuck "policy" you're a sitting duck in downtown in you're in the wrong place wrong time.

Uptown is starting to turn into Cedar Riverside, more and hijabs driving new SUV's.

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thonl 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

My son drives a '19 Challenger and was the target of an attempt carjacking on Hiawatha btw 42nd & 38th a week or so ago at midnight. Dude ran out into the middle of the roadway(4 lane divided, for those not from here) and when he slowed to avoid the guy, he lunged to grab on. Obligatory "It's got a Hemi!" and he was outta there.

I've heard from a neighbor who is MPD that btw the cub in Uptown, and the one near the 3rd precinct, there were something like 40 mid-day purse snatchings in the parking lots during the month of July.

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1776-or-1984 10 points ago +11 / -1

40? Wtf man.

Also 38th st is the dividing line between clown town and semi-peaceful (everything north of 38th is garbage)

Also, as soon as mpls announced they were defunding police, 19% of south Minneapolis properties went up for sale. (Zillow/Redfin)

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Minneapolis is soon going to be one of those cities where you learn to not stop at red lights At night or other times when there is no oncoming or cross traffic.

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Reeeeeeeeee 8 points ago +8 / -0

My girlfriend has been doing the same. Her neighborhood has gone to shit since Saint Floyd died, now we don't walk anywhere without me being strapped. She's moving out as soon as she can.

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giggitybooped 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saint Floyd? I thought it was Saint Kirby, I'll have to ask Pelosi. George was very important to her, she'd know.

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SemperFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good plan. Your survival is your responsibility.

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

take a boarding axe to them

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Anaconda 22 points ago +23 / -1

ironically sweden has been one of the best anti-china virus countries. ZERO lockdowns and they laugh at mask mandates.

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SemperFree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe they still have some Viking blood yet

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DaesDaemar 6 points ago +7 / -1

Be assured Nords dwell among us.

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BigBadJim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where the Nords stood, that was home, whether it was their village or a new land to conquer.

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Chelsea_hubbell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweden would like a word.

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Chicago_Righty 3 points ago +3 / -0

interesting germans are all cucky too I wonder if having skeletons in their ancestral closet predispose them to cucary

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JosephBlough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't nordic people have an unusually high suicide rate? Maybe this is just suicide by other means?

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yurimodin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Viking lineage here........fuuuck that socialist nonsense. My great grandfather lived in the Bishop Hill Illinois commune......that shit failed too.

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chieffirewater 24 points ago +24 / -0

Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

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AidanHL 22 points ago +23 / -1

So.. when do the freikorps come?

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Pau1F01ey 17 points ago +17 / -0

When the vets and/or militias organize and march into the cities.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NcvF1LPC5c

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AidanHL 15 points ago +15 / -0

A boy can dream, I really wanna see the communists out of our country ASAP.

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Chicago_Righty 1 point ago +2 / -1

amen

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is def what we need. All we need to do is let the Marxists know how much they are absolutely reviled. Triangulation to let none escape has a way of sending that message.

This is part of history I know nothing about! Since antifa was communist and nazis socialist, how did they ever come back to power so soon? I'm guessing they weren't all wiped out. Let that be a lesson to us. The only good Marxist is a dead Marxist.

Also a related video is "10 fighters that abruptly quit mid-fight." Let's not do that.

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MAGABrick 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are plenty of based militias who would love to get some use out of their firearms I know it.

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JOINTHEANP 3 points ago +3 / -0

We we do it.

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NvJohansson 22 points ago +22 / -0

41 states have the castle Doctrine, I couldn't imagine living in a state that didn't have it.

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ravonaf 20 points ago +20 / -0

Without police who exactly are they expecting to enforce these cucked laws?

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Sandman441 21 points ago +21 / -0

I guarantee you they are still taking out taxes for police.

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KMacsBinder 16 points ago +16 / -0

Somebody has to pay for their private security details.

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progressives4Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

They only prosecute people who obey the law

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RonBohr 11 points ago +11 / -0

You will be reported by the same citizens who will now throw stones at you for not wearing masks, and soon for not being Muslim.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

We throw stones HARDER

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TheSJWHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

A gang of Minnesomalians will come to your door with their wooden clubs and ‘politely’ inform you of your transgressions.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Club meet rifle

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FreeJack2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time for the caveman protester to discover fire as it were.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fire!

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PodunkTexas 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tell the cops you were trying to rob the intruder and they resisted. They should let you off scotfree because only criminals have rights.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolute mad lad ahaha

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thepurge2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

That only works if you're not white.

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xopi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you just assume my race, bigot? Sure my skin is almost see through, but I identify as black.

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TheTeutonicSensation 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have my permit to carry in MN. This is an accurate characterization of our laws...

You are not allowed to use your firearm in defense unless the perpetrator brandishes a weapon and you cannot reasonably be expected to retreat. Using a gun to defend your property is a legal no-win.

Still... at least I have guns

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DocOne 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you're home you can not reasonably be expected to retreat.

Legalities aside, in an area WROL (without rule of law) they're going to have a hard time enforcing the law.

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Cheesecakecrush 13 points ago +13 / -0

No cops, no law. Fuck em.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Be sure to yell yahoo snackbar at them

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PatriotBot 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Constitution is your defense here - it over rides all those bullshit local laws.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is this lost on people

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Til you take it all the way to SCOTUS and Roberts cucks out and sides with the commies.

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bobobob 10 points ago +11 / -1

There is an exception in MN law that lets you shoot intruders in your house. Otherwise you have a duty to be a victim in all other cases.

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D3vst8r 8 points ago +8 / -0

What law? They are defunded

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FUCK_DemonRATS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who'll make the arrest though? if there is no police?

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MAGABrick 5 points ago +5 / -0

So send in a bunch of people who carry and shoot the thugs and leave the scene. No one will know who did it but the world became a better place.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

Duty to retreat doesn’t really mean what laypeople think it means. Thankfully.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not disagreeing but can you elaborate

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t want to go to the level of providing legal advice, but it almost never applies to situations where you are preventing an attack on yourself or someone else.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks. If that’s the case then it seems they just want regular folk to not exercise their rights.

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

So what is the policy regarding politicians protecting themselves? Do they have to retreat as well? Just wondering...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

In MI they have to don body armor, apparently. Lol

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endthefed11 4 points ago +5 / -1

There is no duty to retreat if you have a reasonable fear for your life and are unable to retreat safely. However, you still may be criminally charged by Soros prosecutors, and you will certainly be sued for everything you own by the deadbeat’s family.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hence the shovel.

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SemperFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who's going to arrest you lol

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll just won't call the cops and take care of it themselves.

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EpicPede 1 point ago +4 / -3

You mean Weimar because the left is the real nazis right?! /s

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prayinpede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Who's gonna enforce it

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KyleRules 77 points ago +77 / -0

Illegal in MN thanks to the commies. you are obligated to comply or run away but cannot defend yourself even in your home. Criminals have more protection and power than the law abiding. Reason #1 why I moved the fuck out of that shithole state.

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Vino 40 points ago +41 / -1

The play has been used before. Go find the once thriving white nation of Rhodesia on a map.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 28 points ago +28 / -0

That's always been their endgame actually. Step one is to outnumber the whites and step two is to disarm them so they can't defend against literal death.

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Vino 28 points ago +28 / -0

Right after whites are the minority, comes: "why does the minority, hold the vast amount of wealth?" Then we are two decades away from SA minimum.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 17 points ago +17 / -0

exactly. Like Idi Amin in Uganda. The country went down the gutter after kicking out the asians btw...

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Vino 12 points ago +12 / -0

The health minister of SA recently admitted cannibalism is inevitable after the whites are all killed.

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Abovethefray 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, who are we to judge that rich, vibrant culture?

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siliconia 9 points ago +9 / -0

They ain't waiting that long. The best thing we can do is to fortify a few states and build a militia.

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TheEagleSays 5 points ago +5 / -0

the American Redoubt is calling

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siliconia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice, that's already where I was planning. Looking at random property in those areas already.

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thepurge2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

The fact that "conservatives" still want to virtue signal for legal invaders really irks me. It doesn't matter if they come legally when 90% vote left and are doing everything they can to turn the country into a third world shithole.

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knightofday 17 points ago +17 / -0

What?!?! That’s FUCKED wow!!

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MageGills 12 points ago +12 / -0

No joke. Last Nov/Dec, my uncle in Minnesota had a certain big brand store employee, who was coming to deliver a washing machine, cuss my uncle out on the phone after my uncle called asking where they were. Then once they showed up, this fucking dude literally came charging into his house saying "YOU WANNA FUCKIN FIGHT!?" Now my uncle is a 56 year old out of shape man and he said this guy was early 20s and probably 6'4 300lbs.. so my uncle proceeds to pull out his pistol tell the dude he was gonna shoot his ass if he didn't get out of house. So the guy leaves. Couple days later he gets a call from the police asking about it. My uncle tells him exactly how it all went down and that was that, he didn't hear anything else of it. Well, just a couple months ago he gets told he's being charged with "terroristic threats" and could face jail time. He probably would have been better off just shooting the guy. Of course, he's scared to death now. Clown world.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always file a police report, even if nothing happened.

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, I wonder why anyone would chose to live there.

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RonBohr 3 points ago +3 / -0

is the entire state that far gone, or only the big cities?

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Asael 21 points ago +21 / -0

Close, but not quite. Get a gun, then get a cloned barrel and firing pin. Shoot, walk away.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 37 points ago +37 / -0

Or, just realize that firing pin matching is hokum used to coerce confessions, and polygonal rifling leaves no characteristics on a bullet with which to match anything. In other words, carry a Glock or an H&K, and if anyone tells you they've linked your specific weapon to a shooting, be 100% confident that they are lying to you.

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Asael 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd imagine it depends on the weapon. No weapon is going to be 100% exactly the same even when mass produced. Think exact depth and placement of the strike point on the primer will give a sort of "fingerprint." What I'm not certain on is if it is admissible evidence.

On the polygonal rifling, I did not know about that at all. Will look into this.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 15 points ago +15 / -0

Even on a cut rifled barrel, matching a bullet to rifling on a modern manufacture firearm is basically pseudoscience. Most of this firearm 'fingerprinting' stuff is based upon decades old understandings of firearm manufacturing technologies. Back in the day, guns like the 1911, Thompson m1921, and AK47 were hand-finished firearms. The manufacturing technology of the day was not sufficient to create thousands of parts with exactly the same dimensions, so the parts were roughly stamped/cast/etc, then finished by hand. Anyone who has ever owned 1911s and tried to swap parts from one to the other, likely knows this very well. On an AK, you can clearly see within the action where the final assembler took files and grinders to part joints to make them fit. This meant that every version of that gun was indeed unique.

Contrast that with modern technology, where they are kicking out thousands of parts that are within a ten thousandth of being identical. You can take any part, off any Glock 19 Gen 4, and it will fit on any other Glock 19 Gen 4, unless one or the other has been modified. Rifling is the same deal, the process is just much, much more precise now, and precision = repeatability, to such an extent that it renders moot these old-school fingerprinting techniques.

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hollow points and a piece of tape over the striker.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spent cartridges are more useful. Revolvers do not eject those.

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SoAngryRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

Short barreled revolver with lead (unjacketed) bullets.

The short barrel will mark poorly on the lead and no pesky shell casings to worry about.

Or just move somewhere you have rights.

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supermagafragilistic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Move somewhere where you have rights is the correct answer. Until you can however, keeping a drop weapon in your home is paramount. It doesn't necessarily have to even be a gun, but the "deadlier" the easier your case is to sell. An airsoft type pistol with the orange bit painted over would, I imagine, sell any home defense situation to most prosecutors. After that it's keep your mouth shut and lawyer up. "I was in fear for my life" should be the only thing that comes out of your mouth if you must say anything at all.

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serengetidesert1973 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honest question, is there so obligation or incredible benefit to turn yourself in if you kill in self-defense? Why do whites assume we have to report everything?

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Asael 6 points ago +6 / -0

Depends on where you are frankly. In a state that has things like stand your ground or castle doctrine yes. Just easier to clear everything up and simply move on. In far leftist clown world states not so much. You could have just killed Charles Manson in self-defense and you'd still end up getting slapped with charges.

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SemperFree 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Right.

Due to the fact that the city council has created Anarchy in downtown, we will no longer be enforcing any 2a restrictions.

We encourage all citizens to practice at the range and either open or conceal carry when traveling downtown.

Stay focused, stay alive.

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satan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I call this "default mode".

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MindsetRoulette 7 points ago +7 / -0

"There's a rise in crime, we recommend carrying additional magazines."

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spicy_deluxe 6 points ago +6 / -0

When the police won't go after criminals but will still show up to arrest you if you defend yourself. Honk honk.

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HyperCarbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would anyone stay at this point? No right to property or self-defense. Gee, what a nice metro area is live in.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

That doesn't fit their narrative

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MegaMagaManX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kill a commie for mommy!

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HolaPendejos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then the criminal won't rob anyone else and potential criminals will think twice

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sgtmattkind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah don't bury them, leave the bodies out as a warning. Old school warfare.

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Chelsea_hubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need more Polk county sheriffs

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Walrus_Tooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

No police, shoot suspicious folks at your pleasure. Behavior will get corrected right quick

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

But that won’t prevent being robbed like letting yourself get robbed will.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turn to fire, Send to dust. Ensure none of these zombies can be reanimated.

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +2 / -1

But in clown world, we owe the criminals our belongings because their single parent was a bum. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're just wanting some bread

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CulperRing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget the lime and fence building supplies.

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hang the pirates

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latetotheparty 174 points ago +174 / -0

After reading this for umpteenth time: the wording "Be prepared to give up your cell phone and purse/wallet" makes it sound like it's no longer a robbery but a voluntary donation!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 101 points ago +101 / -0

Welcome to Ilhan Omar’s Somalian Utopia!!

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 57 points ago +57 / -0

Import the third world -> become the third world.

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50blessings 16 points ago +16 / -0

Escape from Minneapolis, coming to a̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ n̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ real life! 💥🔫😷🔪

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TankedCommandeerer 9 points ago +9 / -0

NO, lock these bastards up with it. Don't let them move and start voting for that same idiotic nonsense elsewhere.

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BallsackPaneer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Be sure to ask for a receipt for proper Charitable Donations documentation.

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sackofwisdom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't forget it is tax deductible too!

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CdnMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's unplanned donation for you goy

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had-to-chime-in 5 points ago +5 / -0

"you did good today"

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +5 / -0

a "surprise donation"

memes have become reality

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FilterBubbles 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not robbery if you consent! Just enjoy it! Maybe offer your wife to them? This is the liberal utopia you've been dreaming of!

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Parcus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reparations motherfucker!

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Darkheartisland 138 points ago +138 / -0

Call 911 after you give up your cell phone.

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knightofday 42 points ago +42 / -0

Lmaoooo

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NormaJeanRocks 24 points ago +24 / -0

And probably while you're gargling blood after having your throat slit open for having to obey thugs like a fucking faggot pussie.

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Kweebecker 18 points ago +18 / -0

But remember! Take note of the criminal for the later report. Specifically, remember as much as you can about them, except their race.

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PattonWasRight 97 points ago +99 / -2

Minneapolis destroyed their own city surprisingly fast.

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infosecguy 32 points ago +32 / -0

Almost like it was part of the plan

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556x45mm 32 points ago +32 / -0

Almost like they are trying to make people move the fuck out, all that will be left is a Muslim stonghold..... oh wait

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FretNoise14 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sharia law incoming.

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556x45mm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ding ding ding

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Desert_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get ready for domestic drone strikes

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RespectMyNipples5 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send all feminists to MN. I don't care if they get stoned, hanged, or gangbanged to death. Live by diversity. Die by diversity.

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

And they invade red states and bring their bull shit with them.

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HadEnoughInCA 8 points ago +8 / -0

That state ought to be absolutely crimson in November unless they all have shit for brains.

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JosephBlough 4 points ago +4 / -0

But, they did vote these monsters into power in the first place.

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PattonWasRight 70 points ago +71 / -1

Allowing people to rob you only prevents robbery in 🤡🌎

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outsideop 22 points ago +22 / -0

It’s not against the law if there’s no one to enforce the law.

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SnakeFaceMcGavin 59 points ago +60 / -1

Nuke MN

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phoduk 27 points ago +27 / -0

twice

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 20 points ago +20 / -0

Don’t worry, they will do it themselves

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Evei 15 points ago +16 / -1

No. If they do it themselves, it is not a re-enforcement to others that justice will be done. Letting them destroy themselves is the primary catalyst for the "real socialism hasn't been tried yet" mindset.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 12 points ago +12 / -0

ReAl SoCiALiSm HaSn'T bEeN tRiEd YeT

The number of nimrods I see spewing this line of thought is astonishing. Here's an idea: if it's never happened after millions of years of human history, maybe it just doesn't exist? Maybe you're chasing a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

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plasmaburnz 14 points ago +14 / -0

Remember those memes comparing Hiroshima and Detroit? It will be the same thing. Failing to protect property means those with property won't go there. People with property are the ones who can pay taxes. With no tax revenue, the government will disappear leaving a desolate zone of poor people. It will be like Mogadishu but cold. While many residents would feel at home in Mogadishu, the cold will drive them to go call people racist for money somewhere else.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last sentence, especially clever.

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genghis_khek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we start a petition to change the name of MN to Trashcanistan?

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll sign it.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +4 / -1

FROM ORBIT. THATS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.

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10MeV 58 points ago +58 / -0

Wasn’t Somalia the source of piracy over near the African coast? Didn’t MN import a LARGE number of Somalis specifically in Omar’s Minneapolis district?

Just wondering if those dots may have some connections?

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1776-or-1984 35 points ago +36 / -1

Minneapolis here.

Yes those are the 2 dots, and you connected them.

These fucks stink, they dont work, they rob millions in daycare scams, need I go on

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footinmouth 24 points ago +25 / -1

Probably closer to 1 billion, at least 600 million over a decade with shit like a 12 unit apartment building having over 20 day cares in it getting over 120K a month for years. The scam was so fucking stupid, it was so easy to catch, Republican house members were screaming on the floor that it was going on, only to be called racist.

For those not in the know, the scam was Women 1 "legally unmarried" would start a day care, so would Women 2 (sometimes married to the same man). They would then apply for government programs to send their kids to day care so they could work. Women 1 would send kids to Women 2 and vice versa. They would also just strait up make up kids, and have kids in multiple day cares. Their "wages" remained very low because most of the money they received was for feeding and taking care of the kids.

Those responsible for this "over site" of this are still hired by the state for 150K+ a year salaries.

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BernVictimNYC 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck, this is the first i've heard of this and it's absurd.

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Desert_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

might be time for some out-of-state vigilante justice. since the locals are viking cuck fags

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solarsavior 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yes, 911? I’m here to report an attempted robbery. You can identify them by the holes I put in them and the trail of blood.

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Aquamine-Amarine 16 points ago +17 / -1

Don't worry, they'll be easy to spot!

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PatrioticMemeLord 35 points ago +35 / -0 (edited)

We can use this to Redpill many lefties still on the fence. The one's that we can still save from their own stupidity. The independents are likely all already with us.

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cherryred 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really hope the independents come over. That's why I voted Trump the first time. He was great.

I was an independent and hated the democratic party so much that after a few months into his presidency I registered as republican just to spite them, even though way too many republican senators were pussies at the time. I just hated the dems more.

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uiopy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Republicans are still pussies, and they are going to learn very soon that the American people don't want Uniparty control - we want President Trump to be able to accomplish his agenda, the agenda that We the People want. If they want to keep their nice cushy jobs after the Dems have been demolished, they better fall into line, or they will be the next to go. Draining the Swamp doesn't end with just the corrupt Dems.

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Mendicant -3 points ago +1 / -4

The document is fake I just googled it

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Larka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yet many local news sources for Minneapolis seems to be reporting on it, having received it as an email through official channels. Other big, fairly reputable sources are also reporting on it.

https://alphanewsmn.com/minneapolis-police-tell-residents-to-obey-criminals-and-be-prepared-to-be-robbed/

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/08/02/minneapolis-police-advise-surrender-your-property-to-the-criminals-and-obey-them/

Also, stop using Google and use literally anyone else. Google filters their results such that they fit their corporate narratives and not reality.

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Ayos 1 point ago +2 / -1

What do you recommend instead of using google to check sources?

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TheLion 2 points ago +2 / -0

DuckDuckGo

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Larka 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best solution is to not rely on one single source but instead look for agreement from multiple sources of differing background. Duckduckgo is a fair launching point as an aggregator. Bing, yandex, and yahoo are usually fine.

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Mendicant 0 points ago +1 / -1

I haven't seen any evidence that it's a real email. Further, the grammar and sentence structure are both fairly poor.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which document are you referring to?

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DarkRiver 25 points ago +25 / -0

The deranged Omar is on Twitter yelling Abolish ICE...fucking immigration fraud buffoon

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ProdigalSon1997 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want her gone so badly

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedes in MN need to help Lacy Johnson kick her out

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RedHeadedLibertarian 18 points ago +18 / -0

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will shout “save us”, and I’ll look down and whisper “no”

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm worried at how accurate this is.

Also, I need to read Watchmen again.

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ILikeSpaceCrap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who riots the rioters?

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glow-operator-2-0 17 points ago +17 / -0

Since BLM Inc. is a Communist front, they deserve free stuff.

I say give all their members free bullets - dead center mass.

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Raizen7 14 points ago +14 / -0

make sure to carry gun

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BasedRedPillZeus 11 points ago +11 / -0

They will arrest your ass for carrying in communist Minnesota. What a Marxist hell hole. I wouldn’t live there if you paid me.

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progressives4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome to Minnesota! Now hand over the money they just paid you to move here

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PritzkersFatAss76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they issue permits to carry thru your local Sheriff, good for 5 years.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 14 points ago +15 / -1

TLDR step 2, never relax

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thxpk 13 points ago +14 / -1

I guarantee the moment you call 911 and say a black man robbed me, they'll hang up on you.

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Slick_Willy 10 points ago +11 / -1

Imagine being a cop and having to arrest a person resisting knowing if the fight goes badly you may end up in prison for life if the perp ODs on fent.

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nodoxplz 13 points ago +13 / -0

There's a second bulleted list right after this one for carjacking tips. One of the tips is to never stop if a stranger approaches or tries to slow/stop your vehicle. Remember that next time someone is screaming bloody murder because a motorist didn't stop for an Antifa ambush like a good little victim.

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jennyfrutex 12 points ago +12 / -0

My father fought in Vietnam with South Korean soldiers, and he said they taught him something important: when you're in an ambush, your best course of action is to attack. Staying in the ambush and letting your opponent control the situation is a deathtrap. You may as well push forward and attack your attacker as hard as you can; you just might throw him off and find a chance to escape.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Robbery prevention tips? Sounds like aiding and abetting a robbery.

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supermagafragilistic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most of these tips are robbery survival tips rather than prevention tips, and they're not that good to be honest. There's been plenty of cases where someone is robbed by some thug and gets shot simply for not having enough to give. These people would probably be better off keeping $500 in their wallet and let the robber know there's $500 in it when they hand it over. $500 is a good haul and they'd likely run away immediately without shooting you because you're broke. I'll stick with my Sig Sauer.

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Cardinalix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or they'll shoot you because a white man only has $500 because he STOLE IT from the BIPOC ancestors that built this nation...

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JigglesV 12 points ago +12 / -0

Spongebob is a staple cartoon to many Millennials and Gen-Zers. If we incorporate more of our observations and ideas into Spongebob based memes, we can reach them very easily.

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spezhatesgays 10 points ago +10 / -0

Carry. Every. Single. Day.

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Gorilla_Channel 9 points ago +9 / -0
  1. Carry a gun.
  2. Point the gun at the robber.
  3. Pull the trigger.
  4. Repeat step 3 until you are no longer being robbed.
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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

The last bullet point should state, "Be prepared to give your name and number to the voicemail when you call 9-1-1."

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

Literal clown world. If this hasn't red pilled millions nothing will.

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CovefefeREEEE 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have rolled out the WELCOME mat to criminals far and wide. Lock n load.

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NoPrisners 7 points ago +7 / -0

Keep going. Destroy your entire city. The rest of the country needs to see what this movement is really about.

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CommieCucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is the motivation for a post human earth, exactly? Lizard people earth?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Virtually depopulated?" What number for human population? They need servants, or at least serfs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wondering if it comes back to the same number as on the Georgia guidestones. We need to kill these sick fucks.. I take it you saw his episode on Austin? It was great to see their PD come out in force! From the livestream I saw, nobody challenged them, no violence not even tear gas, and the rule of law held. Is that much true?

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soapy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why should someone be prepared to give a description of the robber to a unarmed social worker who will be investigating the victim of the robbery for not giving up their loot fast enough?

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AOCs_tits 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love "despite all our efforts, robberies may still occur!" - uh, what efforts? You just defunded the police and instructed citizens to be prepared to hand over everything to criminals. You literally could not have made less effort. "DO AS THEY SAY" = OBEY CRIMINALS.

Time to go Blackhawk Down on Minnesota, this time with a better ending.

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Tardigrade 7 points ago +7 / -0

Minnesota was really close in 2016. I hope this pushes it over the edge.

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WolfMaddow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait a dam minute!!!! They ain’t be done did gonna foo me “ complexion” ain’ts dat a racist indentifacating word?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo it just means pimpuls

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tenebrose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Minneapolis will soon be a hunting ground.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully conservatives are hunters.

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Teeje92 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it's time for me to get my concealed carry

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Limbaugh was talking about this today. Absolutely horrifying. "You should just expect to be attacked, so don't fight back, and be ready to give up your stuff."

Frens, if you live up there, get out.

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Bizz408 6 points ago +6 / -0

By putting this in writing, the City of Minneapolis just made themselves legally liable for any robbery and muggings that happen in their town.

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Klown_Kutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I mean we all know what the description of every single one of the criminals will be. 13=52

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nakklavaar 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is easy money for anyone who wants to take advantage of defenseless women.

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DarkBerry 6 points ago +6 / -0

This sounds like a real life enactment of the bike cuck meme.

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R37arded 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats want to ban guns, abolish police, and have open borders with a narco state. What an amazing platform. How will we ever compete?

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CoronalDischarge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Criminals don't want to be WITNESSED doing a crime. Guess what else is going up in Minnesota, covid deaths!

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Ax0r 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking KEK. Fuck them.

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PinkoPatrol 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, basically:

Be a good bitch and do what you're told because we're too chickenshit to do our jobs by letting the police do theirs because we'd rather kowtow to a fucking mob than act as elected officials.

PLEASE bring that shit to my neighborhood.

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GreatWhiteShark 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I was just robbed, I need to call 911!.... Hey criminal, let me see my phone real quick. I need to make a call."

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Chesteraarthur2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good. I hope MN is the state that brings Trump over 270 in the electoral college.

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

hyper-aware

What is that?

If someone drinks twenty caffeinated beverages in an hour they would be hyper and aware?

You voted for islam, you voted for the Third World, you allowed in those who want to kill you to not only arrive in huge numbers but to form a government to rule over you. Goodbye Minnesota, now you see why you are boycotted.

You were told you would end up like Sweden, which means Somalia, and you did not listen.

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GeneralPinochet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think Minnesota goes deep red this election or have they still not learned?

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RedEagle21st 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re all doomed if not a single person with the slightest ounce of sanity, dignity, and self-respect has learned anything at all from this madness. Headache inducing.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

De Fund The Police They said...It Will Be Fun They said.

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Hotswaps 4 points ago +4 / -0

No mention of race on the “good witness” line. Hmmm wonder if that would paint a certain group of people in a negative light.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

We now officially have Somalia in America.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their "robbery prevention tip" is to get robbed.

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder how many people Are in the process Of moving or seriously considering it now?

Next year, after the coronavirus hoax has ended, I can’t imagine many people wanting to go to a Twins or Vikings game in that crime ridden city. That should be fun to watch them play in a nearly empty stadium again.

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CaptainJamesChaos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really though, what’s preventing us from getting a gun and chasing these morons out of the cities?

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Ferrous_Tarkus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would say "the police" but they've been de-funded.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Open season!

Muswim season

Mawxist season

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Bluemoonsugar 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Be a good witness" All criminals reading this will be like, "might as well kill all witnesses".

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

All Trump supporters should be thinking the same.

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SomaticallySpeaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

As long as the people in Minneapolis know who to thank by NOT VOTING FOR THEM .

I mean, assuming they survive.

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

We do not negotiate with terrorists

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redditadminssuckit 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. Kill fucker

  2. Have a plant weapon

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ajm144k 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to prevent a robbery:

  • do as they say, let them rob you
  • give up your phone
  • call 911

Lol ok got it. Could this be any more satirical?

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spezisacuckold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your safety is most important. That’s why you need to bear arms and stand your ground.

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C00gsHouse281 4 points ago +4 / -0

Robbery Prevention Tips by Democrats: Give up everything without question.

🤡 🌎

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump might actually win Minnesota now.

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jcd_007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Minnesota one of those states that doesn’t recognize the second amendment?

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Magastein143 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought defunding police was supposed to make a peaceful atmosphere? honk

You can prevent robberies by giving up your purse or wallet. Great tip! Then it isn't being taken without your consent

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet all these robberies were committed by WYPIPO

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SomaticallySpeaking 6 points ago +6 / -0

They all give the same name... Uhh... 'Dindu... Dindu Nuffin'. Huh. Weird?

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magaorg 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s preventing a robbery if you just GIVE them to shit. Honk Honk!!!

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OkieRedPiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great advertisement for tourism and pro sports fans lol.

“Come to Minneapolis and while you are here you will likely be robbed because we hate police, plus go ahead and fork over you wallet and phone to the robbers. After getting mugged feel free to call our 911 and counselors will tell you that you got robbed because you deserved it and police were defunded to give even more money to wokeness. Thank you for visiting, ya’ll come back now.”

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substantialmajestic 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only people acted like this when approached by police, we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.

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Iliterallylovejv 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s time for an EO for a nation wide castle doctrine and another EO for conceal carry/open carry.

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fusreedah 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

RAPE PREVENTION TIPS:

  • Do not walk alone

  • Be hyper-aware of your surroundings at all times - pay attention!

  • Wear longer and less revealing clothes. Do not show any more skin than you need.

  • Be prepared to give up your vagina and/or virginity.

  • Have your vagina wet as you approach your rapist.

  • Despite our sheer lack of effort, rapes still occur! Do not argue or fight with the rapist. Do as they say. Their satisfaction is most important!

  • Be a good witness. When you call 911, be prepared to answer many questions. How many rapists? Age, height, complexion, hair and eye color? Scars or tattoos? Circumcised? Weapon- what did it look like? What direction did they leave in? Vehicle description?

EDIT: Haha, shortly after writing this I saw styxhexenhammer666 make a similar joke but better: "Make sure you bring your strawberry-scented lube to make it easier for your rapist."

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Leuraness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your sexual organs are now property of the STATE.

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Bidzcl 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they say "Do not argue or fight with the criminal... Your safety is the most important!" what they actually mean is "We wont have you killing our thugs meant to terrorize you"

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fingerofkek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Minnesota used to be the nice place of the country where people spoke with a Happy neutral accent and fed you hotdish.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will be eating shit now instead. And liking it, or else they are racist.

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icanhazaspergers 3 points ago +3 / -0

This reminds me of the episode of Greg The Bunny where Jimmy's girlfriend says to Greg "You must have provoked him or something," and Greg goes, "Y'know, you'd make a great rape councilor."

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PatriotBot 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

They're not even asking for race as a descriptor in the "Be a good witness" section.

That's likely the most important thing after male or female... and not including any of those 60 other abominations.

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RonBohr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inch...mile. If you are male and you choose to comply with even relatively petty criminal demands, you exponentially increase your chance of then being sodomized because of your display of submissive weakness.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

At some point you have to agree that the people of MInnesota allowed this to happen, and therefore should enjoy the results.

There cannot be enough Somali rapefugees, screaming hood rats and brain-dead leftist zombies to out-vote those who just want to live, make money and be left alone. These people need to rise up. Not necessarily with guns in hand. Democracy is still a thing. Voice of the people is still a thing. Voting is still a thing.

If Minnesota and Minneapolis do not cleanse themselves of the filth in charge in November... then they have been lost regardless.

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a_superior_man 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live in Texas, we shot them. It’s a great way to curb crime.

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MAGAsaurus_rex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gee they left out race.

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asiatrails 3 points ago +3 / -0

So 911 is now the number to the Social Workers?

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Beans-fortified 3 points ago +3 / -0

Burn, baby burn. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Flptplt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say that's totally incredible, but it's not even really surprising. When you get rid of law & order, criminals continue to break the law. It's astounding that adults in any country don't understand this.

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Caitiffculprit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be prepared to shoot to kill. What are the cops gonna do, arrest you?

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George 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always had the idea of having a fake wallet with me so if I were to be mugged I would give him my fake wallet that has a fake ID and fake credit card and fake cash

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

White flight incoming. They're the new Detroit. If you're white - get the fuck out now.

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nrjk1 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Member when feminists wanted the expectation of safety when walking alone?

Yeah, that's over.

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Remanys 1 point ago +1 / -0

I member

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IDGAF-DT2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Defend Minneapolis...

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_Cabal_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where's: Be prepared to shoot your assailant in the face?

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2honks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Id give 2 honks, but I'm all but out of them at this point.

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D3vst8r 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoot them and walk away

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Starting to wonder when this will become more common place.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slowly, and then much quicker....

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, luckily for you, your username says that's all beneath you.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were these instructions copied from Sweden? What's next, the "Don't Rape/Rob Me" bracelets that worked soooooo well?

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's not forget Finland's No No Square dance! (Yes, this is real).

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just watched it and still can't believe it's real. They're doomed over there. Feminism and Leftist bullshit is going to destroy the entire West at this rate and they gave it a dance and theme song. Thank you for sharing this.

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MonstersFromSpace 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you dare to defend against a criminal, god forbit to hurt him, you should be put in jail! LOL. Good luck there...

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

HONK WORLD

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or you can just give them lead.

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SNRNXS [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woah, I sure didn't expect to come back and see this stickied (1st time too!). Mods are gods.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the "Be a good little victim and report to the defunded police the crime so we can ignore it because we don't have the ability to do anything about what happened to you." at the end of the "tip list."

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Deadangles 2 points ago +2 / -0

careful how you describe that complexion though - you might land YOURSELF in jail

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now replace robbery with rape.

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Twitter 2 points ago +2 / -0

the law works to help criminals, it doesn't help to protect you.

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6-_-j 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most importantly, never stand up for yourself or your family.

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MAGA_Punch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll be prepared to give up 12 rounds before I hand over my phone and wallet.

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

"have keys already in your hand" To hand them over to the criminal?

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Palmertabs 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they tell you to get in the car DO NOT DO AS THEY SAY. Fight for your life right there and scream for help get anybodies attention you can. Statistically if they take you to a second location your chances of survival drop to virtually zero. DO NOT LET THEM TAKE YOU TO A SECOND LOCATION.

Your best hope is to fight and run and hope a good guy with a gun hears you out their window if police aren’t on the street and the attacker is therefore not worried about them.

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WillyP702 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well this is what the democrats want. for America. So ending racism means citizens live in fear and can no longer defend themselves?? haha Nooo that's ok I rather go back to having a a few racist police who haven't been fired yet. One Geroge Floyod has already lead to 100s of white people being attacked violently and millions of people of all races being told they have no police and can't defend themselves. I don't care what anyone says, Police buratity isn't WORTH THIS SHIT let alone one man George Floyd .. This shit must stop now. Law enforcement isn't perfect but freedom isn't perfect either but I'm not giving it up just so a group of people can feel comfortable.

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FightGoodFight 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if we just locked all the criminals in prison. After a few years, wouldn't there be far less crime?

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Kelmika 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get what they deserve!!

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s4001 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eff that. Dial 1911

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Sand313man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay - I’m going to give the lowdown on this - and many wont like it - but we’ve had many private security companies and boomed off cordoned areas.

They were armed and we didn’t need to be. But they gave superb security advice.

First thing that needs to said is that dogs > security alarms camera and everything else - they make instantaneous racket to loiterers and crimes happen less often to households with dogs - even a small dog - because nobody is going to plan an attack whilst the shit is yapping. Easier to move down the street somewhere else.

Assuming you get jumped, hijacked, robbed.. The first 6 are actually correct.

The 7th is dangerous advice. Your time for looking, surveying and being a good witness begins and ends before the crime takes place. You can look straight at them and disincentivize crime to take place by looking - making them feel like it’s not a good idea.

When the crime however has started - trying to be a good witness is stupid. At this point they don’t want you looking at them. They don’t want to be identified and get increasingly more violent if you do. After the crime has engaged looking at them is dangerous.

I know the american psyche and spirit is to always fight back. But I knew enough people who fought back that died growing up in South Africa.

As far as firearms went - be competent - is all I can say or don’t carry. A gun is a tool - and if the criminal is more competent than you with it - and he gets the jump on you and is in large number - his life is threatened and The person most likely to come on top is the better guy with a gun not necessarily the good guy with a gun.

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jdtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

if they applied that "do as they say" towards police, then we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with

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Icepck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be a good witness when calling 911? How am I going to call 911 when I gave them my phone?

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Pongpong123able 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see alot of victim blaming in that guideline. They should be telling robbers to stop mugging!

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Not_your_King 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL it literally reads a tip to "prevent robbery" is literally "get robbed."

You get what you voted for Minnesoda.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Do as they”.... what ab rape???????

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skatestraight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they meant "Be a good victim"

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OrganicVandal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Description - Black male age 18 - 24.

That will probably result in YOU getting fired for racism.

Just can't win....

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Myzlplix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watched thesaltycracker report on this this morning on YouTube. Criminality is okay? Well then, who’s going to stop a person from going full death wish on criminals?

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melniav0 2 points ago +2 / -0

just sold my home in MPLS, getting the hell out not fast enough

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Evei 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was done so the Minneapolis police can focus on making sure people are not hurting criminals by defending themselves.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: The judicial system is on Antifa/BLM's side.

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infinitedreams088 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just unbelievably stupid, yet predictable.

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thudlike 2 points ago +2 / -0

HUSKER DU - Love is all around (Mary Tyler Moore Theme)

https://youtu.be/Ks0to2QuJtM

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silent_majority_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get a body camera and a gun. Maybe also consider getting a low cost flip phone.

Also consider buying a cheap wallet so if some thug walks up to you and says "give me yo wallet white boi" you can give them the fake one.

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bck- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Compliance does not guarantee your safety. But a gun sure does give you a fighting chance.

2A

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Plenty of examples where the victim complied and was still shot. If i were there I'd be carrying concealed regardless.

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care anymore. Democrats deserve to live in the lawlessness that they vote for every single time.

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HeIsVigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since Minneapolis, Los Angeles, New York and I'm sure other cities are raiding the funds meant for Police shouldn't that raise a lawsuit? Aren't those funds and the taxes that support them based on laws as to how that money is spent? Any legal eagles know how that works? If a city or mayor wanted to defund the teachers and started taking their money for say infrastructure wouldn't that be illegal? Not that laws matter to the Left.

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is preparedness to give in to robbery a robbery prevention tip?

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0xTC 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Be a good witness. But don’t mention race or we will have to check your privilege.”

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RedEagle21st 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a bunch of cucks.

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never go full Somalia!

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TRUMP_TRUMP_TRUMP20 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about carry your gun and blow their head off when they approach your car

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kill anyone and everyone involved then? If cops are not going to do anything why sit idle and let evil people continue? Superheroes now it's your time to shine.

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FreeJack2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that councilwoman that looks like predator too. She needs to go. She can fit out an entire army to protect her ass and someone will still get through.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

They begged for more blessed diversity... I guess being prosperous and affluent got too boring after a while. Well, they got plenty of excitement and cultural education now! Great job!

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notice in the "Be a good witness" section it specifically omits skin color?

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awookienookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m glad I got to explore the city before it decided to jump off the fucking cliff

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magaroniAndCheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

they can have my bullets from this 40 mag...... just the tips, the casings are mine kthxbai

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Rafael5643 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is this even allowed to happen....

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell no. don't do as a criminal says. you ch00t that scumbag in the gut until you run out of ammunition.

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GreyGooseDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not sure if clown world is strong enough for this. Serfs? Is that the right word? Not sure. What is the level past clown world?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I saw that too a couple days ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be a good witness (provided you live thru it) and call 911

Give up your cell phone...

Liberal logic.

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SgtLincolnOsiris 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Be prepared to answer many questions. How many suspects? Age, height, complexion, hair, and eye color?" ThIs DaTa Is RaCiSt1!!!!!!1!!

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Vikki_hearts_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm curious as to why they tell people to call 911 after being robbed/raped/murdered/whatever...if the police department is defunded, who the hell is answering the 911 call and who exactly is going to respond to it?!

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Gravity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crime will be reported as falling because there is no mandatory reporting of crimes. The new body of whatever passes for LE will most likely paint a picture of Utopia.

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Chicago_Righty 1 point ago +1 / -0

here's a link to an article IDK if its credible but here's dome gas for the meme machine - https://thepostmillennial.com/crime-skyrockets-minneapolis-police-letter-advice-avoid-robbed-carjacked

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

They haven't technically defunded yet, they have just completely neutered and prevented them from doing any police work.

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TheBehavingBeaver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Da fuck

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be prepared to give up any plans of ever visiting our city. If you had any.

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JosephBlough 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will you be fined if you refuse to unlock your phone for the thief? Will the thieves have a hotline to report this?

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Kottonballs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step #1: aim center mass

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Sum_devil 1 point ago +1 / -0

American government telling its citizens to just obey the criminals and don't do anything stupid!

Founding fathers would be hanging these criminals.

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DasBurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Complexion? Sex? Racist sexists.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone have an original source on this ?

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grew up in New Orleans. All of this is just common sense to me lol

Send in the feds, Trump! Fix the problem before it happens

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mathteach314159 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, we are allowed to take note of the robbers skin complexion after they rob you? I am actually shocked!

Probably so they can put you on a list of racists that they are gonna start compiling.

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Badgunno 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why this has to be fake. No way they'd allow complexion to be something they'd want to identify people by.

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RDelbson 1 point ago +1 / -0

The demonrat party ruins everything.

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Pepbrandt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't they mean "hair and eye complexion"?

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Pumpingiron_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, hundreds of innocent people might die due to this decision. But, theh prevented that 1 killing/yr by a bigot...

Good job progressives

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vigilanye paradise

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Sagan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what refunding the police will do everywhere

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SteelDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless Spongebob. ...oh and you poor victims of Minneapolis' follies (seriously, if you're still there, take the hint and leave).

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Deploraboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Robbery prevention tip: get robbed

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be a good witness.

Be a good automaton so our gracious government doesn’t have to “re-educate” you.

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wonderfreeheromale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Resist the police, but do as the criminals say honk honk

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why even call 911 if there's no police to do anything. Why not everyone become a criminal to make it easier.

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Thehumancentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

wheres the source on this?

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tonightm08 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck it. Just pre-dig your own grave.

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SiBear117 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sue these D bags.

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Freedombunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, isn’t reporting “complexion” racsis?!!

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roflcopt0rz_returns 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Baron_Von_Yolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

121 Jump Street aint got nothin' on 42nd E Street

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a magazine of 9mm. Do I hand them over one at a time? 😉

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, not all Somalians are violent, thieving welfare black holes... some assimilate, one even became a cop there in the Twin Cities! So brave and stunning!!!

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ravonaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step 3...Profit!!!!

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Protip: Hollow points stop criminals better than full metal jacketed rounds.

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Juneofthewild 1 point ago +1 / -0

carry a bottle of water then you can give them the osama 2 shots and a splash...

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Lioncat331 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. Anyone want to buy any of the houses for sale that are flooding the market? If I were you, I’d tell those political leaders: you’re fired!

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SkipToasty 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you willingly give up your belongings then there won’t be any crime to report, genius! /s

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Butt-or-Face 0 points ago +1 / -1

This looks like it's fake news - spliced combination of advice which is at least a year old, and a manufactured email pertaining to recent events.

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Itateeverybody 0 points ago +1 / -1

Be prepared to turn future doctors and lawyers into corpses...

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Fiberglassjockstrap 0 points ago +1 / -1

There's always going to be "police". It's just other people are taking charge, and they have to be paid.

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MythOfNeutrality -1 points ago +0 / -1

Why must I live here?