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mykillk 456 points ago +458 / -2

That lady sounds crazy as fuck

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 259 points ago +261 / -2

Make mental institutions great again! Was funny at first, but then sad and I quit early.

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geewiz 115 points ago +118 / -3

I found the whole thing delightful

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Pilotmtb 172 points ago +172 / -0

Her voice was so shrill I couldn’t finish it

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The_Litehaus_Abides 90 points ago +90 / -0

Yeah, I had to shut off the sound. Why do they all sound alike? Kind of surprised the bear didn't attack just to shut her the hell up.

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KaliyugaNavigator 100 points ago +100 / -0

Shut off the sound then skipped to the end to see if the bear ate her.

I am disappoint

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Please_Clap 73 points ago +73 / -0 (edited)

Ok. So I watched this wretched bitch like 30 minutes ago and now I'm out in the garage working on my motorcycle and I have this shrill voice in my head that keeps saying "bear, bear, bear, please bear, don't eat my kayak, bear, bear bear ..." What a cunt.

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JKillen 36 points ago +36 / -0

Start a go fund me with salmon instead of $$$ to get him to go back and finish the job

... continue reading thread?
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RespectMyNipples5 17 points ago +17 / -0

I wanted another bear to come out of nowhere and eat her so badly.

So dissapointed.

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Southern_Belle 28 points ago +28 / -0

Dang -- I did the same thing.

Well, I didn't shut off the sound but I did skip to the end because that witch's screech was too much to bear. (Pun intended.)

Could only take a few seconds and wanted the bear to win because she was obnoxious and mean.

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BladderBeerPoopin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Me too. What a ripoff.

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ChippingToe 2 points ago +2 / -0

No sticker for that bear

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ScrewReddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

So you're saying it was unbearable?

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ReaganGenerationX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her voice bruined the whole video

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Fullarr 8 points ago +8 / -0

At the end she tells the bear that he's worse than Donald Trump

It's amazing

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FREEDOM1st 23 points ago +23 / -0

Same, I'm definitely the kind of person who would enjoy seeing a bear destroy a kayak, but I never knew how much enjoyment I could get out of it under the right circumstances.

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Morewinningplease 13 points ago +13 / -0

How does it end?

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Please_Clap 42 points ago +42 / -0

It doesn't. She's still in my head 30 minutes later saying "bear, bear, bear, please bear ..."

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Morewinningplease 9 points ago +9 / -0

That what I was afraid of, I send over an exorcist!

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Ironlabel 8 points ago +8 / -0

You could try changing your name to please_Stop bear

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MehNahMehNah 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like the soundtrack to amateur porn.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 33 points ago +33 / -0

Some say she is still yelling at the bear today.

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FREEDOM1st 21 points ago +21 / -0

No attack, bear munches kayak, dumbass whines about it.

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Titan93 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bear please stop! Bear! Bear!

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1badcop 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bear! I want to speak to your manager, bear!

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gosh darn it!

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately not the way we were all hoping.

https://youtu.be/GOlVRHsVzE4

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worldofsmut 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://youtu.be/CVS1UfCfxlU is how you handle a bear.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://youtu.be/rbE53XUtVw0

Based Bear is tired of the bullshit, he's seen a lot.

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braveContrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

that guy is super lucky. those grizzleys arent sissies like black bears

... continue reading thread?
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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dats what I’m talkin bout

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 18 points ago +18 / -0

How your mind didn’t make you stay for a potential educational mauling is amazing. This video should be used to study the differences in human brains.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Correct. Commulibs have no brain. Only REEEE

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RepublicanRN 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was sad :(

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I made it to the end. It does not get better.

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-Howitzer- 85 points ago +85 / -0

Definitely a liberal

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NPREEEEE 33 points ago +33 / -0

Posted the video hoping the company would give her a new kayak. Definitely a lib

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Free stuff REEEEEE

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gibs muh! Garuntee she is currently 400 pounds, shaved head, and has blue armpit hair.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right? That immediately stood out.

Literally taking advantage of human goodwill.

That's a large amount of money to give someone for free. You better not be a random person on the internet if you want me to give you $400-$1K.

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sdl5 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy hell- put a collar on her top and she is exactly as I envisioned. 😶

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kirovri 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not fat with pink hair. Slightly disappointed.

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's nature/craft Karen...they tend to not be quite as porky. Although she's not that trim from the looks of her face (kayaking can burn a lot of calories, so...you know...she must be replacing them).

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's needlepoint, a doll, and a stuffed bear (hmmm, yeah), but where are the cats? I see no cats in the video; there have to be cats somewhere in that abode.

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lurker247 15 points ago +17 / -2

How do you have +73 upvotes, no downvotes but 14 points?

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20KAG20 14 points ago +15 / -1

The points counter has been messing up lately. If you refresh it fixes itself. Trust the number between the arrows. That’s been correct.

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BilbroNaggins 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't know why, I don't know how, but I'm pretty sure it's fucking Spez.

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anonofrebirth 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you upvote a post in a thread, it shows the upvote counter for every post as the number of upvotes for that one post. Seems like a new bug.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure but I do know some things take time to catch up. Edits in particular.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counter is messed up.

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NormaJeanRocks 69 points ago +69 / -0

They all sound exactly the same

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Trumpfan1 44 points ago +44 / -0

That voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Who could be with someone like that?

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PepesCovfefe 24 points ago +24 / -0

No one. That’s why she’s alone in the forest recording herself pepper spraying a bear.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bingo

How empowered

Me and my lady cactus would have had quite a few 10mm rounds in the bear... I mean a Trump 2020 sticker on it

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elizabeth Warren has entered the chat

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OhLollyLollyPop 13 points ago +13 / -0

High, shrill voices seem to be the new trend. I find it so annoying I have mostly stopped watching TV.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's valley girls all over again.

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zx9john 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, as evident by the solo Kayaking in a remote location... clearly no one!

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clearsighted 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another crazy chick, a soy male or any black guy, tbh.

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Daemoness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine that screech next to your ear? ...shudder...Poor bear.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep - we can't rule out the chance that this is a liberal man.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 43 points ago +43 / -0 (edited)

Internal voice the entire time, “Bear, beAR, BaEr, BEAR, please eat her so she stops.” I have never experienced such levels of cringe and anticipation of savage mauling at the same time. I wanted the video to continue and to end. 2020 is getting to me.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Revinator strikes again

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 35 points ago +35 / -0

I was rooting for the bear the whole time.

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AsshoeCommies 22 points ago +22 / -0

How do the rest of you stand watching this kind of video all the way through? The cringey is just off the charts.

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ForHumans 18 points ago +18 / -0

I thought the bear was going to eat her

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TheSkip61 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was hoping the bear would shut her up !

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RagnarD 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was curious if the bear would stop eating her canoe. It was September after all.

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SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like this idiot bear doesn't even know his name, and no one trained him at all.

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Magastein143 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean she was being polite, I can't believe he didn't listen! She even pointed out it was just plastic

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

His name is bear. Obviously.

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

it was annoying, but i was just curious if something else happened. the reward was that it was a perfect loop... well... comedic loop anyway

also the part where she says "it's not even food, it doesn't taste good, it's just plastic" was kinda funny.

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zx9john 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I got 5 seconds in and thought “This fucking thing is gunna blame Trump for this... for sure” so I was hooked waiting for that

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanted the bear to attack her after shredding the boat

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farangbak 15 points ago +15 / -0

She also has a couple hundred cats.

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kec39d 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least a couple hundred cats.

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SoAngryRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

Legit sounds like my (crazy) cousin. Same inflection and everything.

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mykillk 27 points ago +27 / -0

She's talking to a bear as if she thinks the bear actually understands her. What more proof is needed?

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SoAngryRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

I used to do a fair amount of backpacking. I had a Ranger tell me on one occasion to talk to any bears that you come across.

Something about not being prey or something.

I’m wondering if she’s got the same idea?

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BishopofBlackpool 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, you are just supposed to say something like "Hey bear" in a calm voice, not try and pierce the poor animal's eardrums with insane shrieking.

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DarthToenail 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is her calm voice.

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mykillk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah but she's on the porch to her house not backpacking out in the wild with no protection. But an interesting point nonetheless. I'm heading to the national park this month so this (hopefully not) may come in handy.

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SoAngryRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

She shoulda rushed the bear. Either save the kayak or go out in a blaze of glory!

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boreal_storm 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the same.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

The last time I went to a state park was a few weeks ago, and there was a sign on the bathroom door that effectively read "Masks are required to enter this bathroom." I just smiled and went in without one.

And nobody cared. And I didn't see anyone go near it while wearing one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do NOT go in there! - Jim Carey

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are bears required to wear masks at all times, or only while kayaking?

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, you should. Most attacks happen because you've walked up on the bear and/or are now acting like prey, so they get you. Therefore, you probably shouldn't have a panicked, high pitched, shrill voice while doing it.

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BlackPillBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously, how fucking delusional and untethered to reality do you have to be. I thought she was kidding for the first 30 seconds, but then it just got really dark and sad. She votes. 😞

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1badcop 8 points ago +8 / -0

She votes...multiple times every election, like all democrats.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

True.

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svartchimpans 6 points ago +6 / -0

HI I'm Karen I would like to see your Manager right now, Bear!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated post.

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂👌

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Magatronic 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is every trump hater. Screaming at something that won’t listen to her. No leverage. No importance. Just a harpie barking at the back of powerful force.

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Huntercole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely a nutter. Who tries to reason with a wild animal? She talks to the bear as if it gives a fuck.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is. Bears don't speak English. They speak freedom.

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AslanFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because she obviously is.

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WWDJTD 1 point ago +1 / -0

So she's a liberal?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sharp, but tbh I feel kinda bad for her. It would suck if this happened to us!!!!!

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

She didn't need the bear mace with a fucking voice like that.

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PepisMaximus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously, if you are that concerned about the kayak go fucking spray the bear don't just stand there. Standing there and panicking is obviously doing nothing.

Its a black bear for crying out loud, you could probably just rush it waving your arms and it would run off into the woods.

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CovefefeREEEE 55 points ago +55 / -0

This is so hilarious!!! Like the bear can understand her . . . unbelievably stupid.

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slangin_paint 72 points ago +72 / -0

Bear seems to understand just fine.

Bear: doesn't fuck up kayak

Crazy bitch: thank you for not fucking up my kayak

Bear: ya, well I am not an asshole, so of course I am not going to fuck your shit up for no good reason.

Crazy bitch: maces bear

Bear: ah, what? You done wh-...nah, FUCK YO KAYAK! How you like that bitch?

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Dereliction 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is exactly how it went down in my mind.

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Kyro5411 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pls Stahp!

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bigdickhangsright 11 points ago +11 / -0

You jest but if her eight cats understand her then why can't a bear?

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Gwoz8881 38 points ago +38 / -0

She’s yelling at a bear for doing bear things in a bear area. Doesn’t she know BLM; bear lives matter

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BishopofBlackpool 10 points ago +10 / -0

We all need Bear Lives Matter t-shirts.

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pizzzzaaaa 27 points ago +27 / -0

She was basically yelling at some vague idea in her mind of God. Her life is so filled with privilege that she thinks she can yell at God like he's a submissive boyfriend and tell him what to do. God, make that bear stop eating my kayak cries

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +14 / -0

She said gosh darn which makes this even more a head scratcher.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don’t sell bear short. I think it actually understood that it didn’t like her and was like “Ima break ur stuff now k.” Bear was just doing bear stuff. Makes you wonder who the wild animal is in this video.

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sdl5 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omg!!! 😹😹😹

Dude, I was laughing so hard at her, then reading these comments and I'm crying too.

Holy hell.

I gotta go see the video interview linked sbove, but what kept running through my head was a prim version of my blonde white girl ass who has no business being let out of the house alone LMAO.

Sometimes those blonde jokes are true...

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nevercameupwith1 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is one of those guys whose laugh is funnier than the joke and is the first to laugh at his joke. what a dumbass 😂

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Picard 7 points ago +8 / -1

That's kinda how I feel when people talk to their pets. Other than basic commands, the animal has no idea what the heck you're saying.

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Daemoness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, well, I've had dogs that had to have words spelled out or they'd go beserk : R-i-d-e. T-r-e-a-t. L-e-a-s-h. And so on. Then after awhile, I had dogs that could s-p-e-l-l.

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MorbidRabbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s because they began to understand that when you made a certain noise with your mouth it meant rides and treats. Same thing when you would spell it out, they just learned those noises also mean certain things. They can’t understand our language but they’re not stupid.

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WillyP702 1 point ago +2 / -1

I do too .. haha specially when they say "Oh he understands me" . I'm thinking really?? All I heard your dog say is "woof woof" the whole time you were talking. .. .

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MegaMagaManX 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Her" soy spray didn't even connect

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giggitybooped 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a good reflection of what criminals will be like with the social workers if/when they disband police in some cities.

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dingdongbob 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are supposed to make loud human noises around bears so they know you are there and don't fuck with you, but this bear obviously didn't give a shit.

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cupocovfefe 126 points ago +126 / -0

I bet she had a 🌯 in there.

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bill_the_butcher 39 points ago +39 / -0

Best reply.

Probly has extra guac on it too

Bears love guac

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melaniaforever 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bear to crazy lady .. Ima eat you last

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Trump2024 14 points ago +14 / -0

FACT: 9/10 bears prefer burrito appetizers before eating idiot liberals.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

The idiots probably taste bitter.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Best reply!!! 😂

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You_Will_Clap 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Chad Jeb! supporter

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CovefefeREEEE 14 points ago +14 / -0

A black bean burrito is in that kyak. MAGA bear knows.

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peterthegreen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Made with Goya Frijoles Negros - only the finest!

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Crigence 2 points ago +2 / -0

For a second i thought that was a bullet

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Toughsky_Shitsky 101 points ago +102 / -1

He's breaking your kayak because you are an annoying cunt!

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bear wasn't breaking anything until she sprayed it. Then it was like "alright, that's how you want to play, huh?" and went back to fuckin her kayak up.

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defendthepatriarchy 98 points ago +98 / -0 (edited)

Please everyone note that I absolutely fucking hate transcribing, but this is gold, pure, 24 karat, gold.

Crazed Un-Married Liberal Fem-Nazi: "Thank you for leaving my kayak alone! I'm going to pepper spray you in the face. That's what I'm going to do to you.

pepper sprays Chad bear

"Go away. NOOOOO!!! Get away from the kayak!!! Get away from that kayak! Come here! Come on! Stop it, Bear! sToP iT! bEar!! BeAr!!! bEaR, yOu'Re BrEaKinG iT! yOu'Re BrEaKinG mY kAyaK! Why are you doing that?!? Why are you breaking my kayak!?!? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? WhAt aM I goNna doOOO? wHy ArE yOu BrEaKinG my kAyaK!?!? STOP IIIIIIIIIT! BeAr, stop tHAt! STOP THAT BEAR!!! beAr sTAHPPP! STOP BREAKING MY KAYAAAAAK PLEASE!!!! PLEASE STAHP!!! gOsh dArNit!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why are you doing that?!?!? BEHR, PLZ STAHP!!! PLS STAHP BAYER! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WhY ArE yOu HeRe?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! BEHR!!! BAYER!!! STOP THAT!! STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BaYeR!!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! BEAR, STOP THAT!! PUH-LEASE STAHP DAT BEHR!!! BERH PLEASE STAHP THAT, PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS!!! SQUEAL + SIGH PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, BEAR! BEHER! PLEASE STAHP BREAKIN' MY TINGS!!! IT's NOT, IT's NOT EVEN FOOD!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GUD!! IT'S JUST PLASTIC! BERH, BEHR PUH-LEASE STAHP! PLZ STOP BAYER! BAER, PUH-LEASE STOP!!! PLS STOP THAT, BAY-ER. beAr, I dOn'T caRe, I'M goIn' ta bEaR sPraY yoUUUUUU! PLZ STOP! BAYER, BAYER!! BEHR, BEAR, BEAR PLZ STOP!"

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melaniaforever 24 points ago +24 / -0

Totally awesome transcribing!!!

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covfefe2525 13 points ago +13 / -0

You're doing good work there 'pede!

pepper sprays Chad bear

And I lost it there.... 😂

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MakeLeftistsCryAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are your ears bleeding? Or did you load the audio into audacity and change the pitch to make it more bearable:)

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Crigence 3 points ago +3 / -0

If that's a pun, my hat goes off to you

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Southern_Belle 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was excellent.

Doing the Lord's work.

Thank you.

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spezisapedo 6 points ago +6 / -0

new copypasta

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boreal_storm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bravo!

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AslanFan 5 points ago +6 / -1

My prayers for you for how many times you must have had to listen to that for full transcription!

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BishopofBlackpool 5 points ago +5 / -0

"BaYer!" 😂

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impera 5 points ago +5 / -0

MVP right here.

That bear has the patience of a saint, all that annoying prey-animal sound of screeching and whining getting more and more high pitched and frantic as he went looking for those tasty pic-a-nic baskets.

Bear-2020

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de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saving this to my brand new copy pasta folder.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine her as a mother?

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cupocovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your use of CAPS... Epic!

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Forgototherpassword 56 points ago +56 / -0

Bear refused to put on mask?

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah. I didn’t see her throw any coffee.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 53 points ago +53 / -0

They all sound the same

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AslanFan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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creed 3 points ago +3 / -0

"USE YOUR WORDS"

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Asshat4Congress 38 points ago +38 / -0

bear is always chad, fuck libtards we got bears

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JDesbal 38 points ago +38 / -0

Go away! Come here! Why are you breaking my kayak? USE YOUR WORDS!!!!

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CovefefeREEEE 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh my I loved that video as the freedom van was taking that communist away!

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fumbl3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man, my sides

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JDesbal 33 points ago +33 / -0

This is what they are gonna be like when the police are gone too. Please stop!

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boreal_storm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Underrated comment.

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Wharf_Rat 1 point ago +1 / -0

"why are you robbing me, please stop" kek

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zx9john 29 points ago +29 / -0

Literal tears... and my wife just yelled ‘WTF was that’ from the other room.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kept turning volume down to avoid this but kept turning it up to make sure I was actually hearing the level of crazy that I thought I was.

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OhLollyLollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like those bitches at the Portland rallies.

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20KAG20 7 points ago +8 / -1

Haha yup. Mine was what the hell is that.

Just a woman screaming at a bear. The usual.

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RENNOHNS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here

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Husky 27 points ago +27 / -0

Shouldn't have left food in the damn kayak.

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XinnietheFlu 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was an Unplanned Donation of yummy provisions

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reDB2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

"BEAR"

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OlDirtyBarrister 32 points ago +32 / -0

RECLAIMING MY TIME

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Mad_Hattie 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's a bear. . .not a dog. . .it doesn't speak human or respond to whining.

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20KAG20 7 points ago +8 / -1

It will eat her though.

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1badcop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was waiting for that...so disappointing.

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Jack_Burton 19 points ago +19 / -0

Freakin Olive Oyl

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KRosen333 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hear it!

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Basedcanadian 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have no idea why bear didn't stop... Did she tried calling a social worker??

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bill_the_butcher 18 points ago +18 / -0

With that voice, i was kinnnnda hoping he ate her. Just a little

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bill, we may have had our differences in the past, but we agree today.

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WE_WILL_WIN_BIGLY 16 points ago +16 / -0

That lady is FUCKED in the head

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svartchimpans 4 points ago +4 / -0

The video is enough evidence thst she uncritically supports BLM and Joe Biden without thinking.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

I don't normally advocate bear attacks on humans, but it's not a hard and fast rule.

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1badcop 4 points ago +4 / -0

...more of a guideline...

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 21 points ago +21 / -0

She just used a chemical weapon to oppress that bear. Humans have been hunting and killing bears for generations and taking their land. That bear has every right to the tasty contents of her colonizer water craft. Justice is just as real in the woods as it is on the streets of Portland.

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Bophades 13 points ago +13 / -0

B E A R

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symptomatic 8 points ago +8 / -0

STAHP THAT!!

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TheTPL 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol, don't ever tell me that animals aren't smart. That bear was all cool about not touching her precious kayak until she sprayed 'em, then the bear KNEW exactly what to destroy in order to get to her. People can be so dumb.

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Sting 13 points ago +13 / -0

The dark Yogi reboot we’ve been clamoring for!

This time, he’s... DEADLIER than your average bear.

“Heyyyy Boo-Boo! This cunt is really getting on my nerves! Hey-ay!

“Let’s waste her, Yogi.”

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blackkit27 12 points ago +12 / -0

God she has a super annoying voice, can't imagine putting up with that bullshit for any period of time.

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fumbl3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine getting a Cochlear implant to restore hearing, and this lady is your wife

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SakaSouffle 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is liberal logic at its finest. I'm going to mace you and expect you to nothing in return. Then when you retaliate I'm going to cry like a petulant toddler.

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roflschlonged 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don’t think it speaks English you fucking moron.

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sorry, maybe she should ave tried speaking Canadian, eh? Sorry, eh.

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send_it 2 points ago +2 / -0

soorey

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20MagnusKonrad20 11 points ago +11 / -0

Smarter than the average bear; this species knows exactly how to deal with communists.

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1moa 10 points ago +10 / -0

Should’ve Treadwell’d her ass.

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cricketts_4_freedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIP Timothy.

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1moa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, I feel bad for the guy. He loved those bears more than anything.

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, even if he was naive he seemed like a genuinely good person, and he definitely had some grit to be doing what he did.

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KeepItCopacetic83 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh this is so funny to me.

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WillyP702 9 points ago +9 / -0

Liberal " Bear!! Why are you doing that?!?!?"..

Bear: "Bitch I'm a wild animal and plus your voice is fucking annoying."

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magalikeumeanit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Squealing Lady: “Bear, why are you breaking my Kayak?”

Bear: “Remember like 10 seconds ago when you pepper sprayed me? Yeah. Thats why. Fuck you”

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TwoIfBySea 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck yo kayak

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voodooplay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Her "Poetry" sucks... no wonder only one person showed up to her "open mic", and he was only looking for some free food.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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JESUSJUGS 7 points ago +7 / -0

-Lives out in wilderness

-Bear sniffs kayak

-Bear begins to leave

-"I'M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY YOU NOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO."

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the_mcgee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every stage of grief all in like 3 minutes.

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PinkoPatrol 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine thinking you can tell a bear what to do.

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Nodnarb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stupidity level, unlimited.

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Lol_Garrus 7 points ago +7 / -0

The lady left her STFU pills in the kayak and the nice bear was just trying to find them for her.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

Omg. That is painful to watch and hear. I want to apologize to any man that ever has to deal with that Karen

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sleepy00 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG shut the fuck up lady. Poor bear

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Twitter 6 points ago +6 / -0

bear was like thanks bitch needed some pepper with all the salt you're giving me to eat this delicious Kayak

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this bitch retarded?

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308win 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why Bear?! Its The End Of September!

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chopz 6 points ago +6 / -0

my fucking eardrums

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DarkBerry 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Why are you breaking my kayak?" Maybe because you fucking maced him your crazy whore. Go back to getting fucked by every black guy you meet in the red lobster parking lot.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 6 points ago +7 / -1

I hate females so much.

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DarthToenail 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have no idea why God gave them vocal cords, but I suppose He works in mysterious ways.

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intolerantofstupid 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is also why so many lefties are vegan - they think nature is all peaceful and beautiful, completely ignoring the fact that sometimes things in nature will eat each other, or your kayak, or even you. And most importantly - that's how it's supposed to be!

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chinita_atx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Today has been such a laugh fest.

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pizzzzaaaa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it wrong to wish the bear ate that girl?

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BuffaloReaper94 6 points ago +6 / -0

What an asshole. He wouldn’t even answer her.

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MacheteSanta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sexisssssssst

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ScareCraze 6 points ago +6 / -0

She doesn’t shut the fuck up, does she. Could you imagine being married to this lady?

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RatioInvictus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like every single ANTIFA/BLM "protester" on every single video. The shrill, hyena-like cries, the complete absence of reason. Nails on a fucking chalkboard.

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Chestbras 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bear was just doing a peaceful protest, why she so bitchy?

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YugeNut1 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best bears don't we folks? (Side note: This bitch is literally arguing with a wild animal. Lunatic.)

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JohnWickParabellum 5 points ago +5 / -0

This interaction is an example for so many other things going on in the world right now.

Sweden, the U.K. and France, so how is that "bear" co-existence program working out for you right now? They are breaking all your valuable stuff? You don't say!

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bear, bear reeeeeeeeeeee! Dumb whiny bitch. She's lucky the bear didn't take a bite outta her instead of her kayak.

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based_truth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is she mentally sound? It’s a bear that can rip you to shreds and you are worried about fucking kayak?? Lmao

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Electricfy928 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn bear was just trying to eat his kayak burrito and a bitch in a mask comes up and bothers him.

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ncstatesman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gosh darn it

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Internal voice the entire time, “Bear, please eat her so she stops.” I have never experienced such levels of cringe and anticipation of savage mauling at the same time. I wanted the video to continue and to end. 2020 is getting to me.

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G_regulator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow I'm no expert but I kinda feel like if she just shut the fuck up and left the bear alone he just would have gotten bored and fucked off. Her voice is super annoying too

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omg that voice. I've never rooted for a bear so hard.

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FragoDelight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh god that bear is a saint. I’m not sure if I’d have murdered her or run my as away but crap. Like nails on a chalkboard she is.

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Spez-Covfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omg I haven't laughed this hard since the burrito beatdown!

This is great!

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HoneyBadger32 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t think his name is bear.

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OkieRedPiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Underrated post

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RK_TX 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Bear! Stop that!!!" I'm dying here!

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +6 / -1

Probably that Kayak is her only mode of transport? Don't leave shit you like where bears can get to it. Especially if you've used it to transport groceries. And bear spray doesn't work. .50's do though.

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we might need an A-10 on this

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A300killdozer 5 points ago +5 / -0

She must not know the bear doesn’t speak English it speaks Russian

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GreyGooseDown 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dummy left food in the kayak. No question.

The lady is crazy.

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bitch be talking to the bear like the bear speaks English. She needs to check her white colonial privilege and realize not everyone in the world speaks English! /s

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Magaflora 4 points ago +4 / -0

Replace:

1, Bear with Trump 2. Kayak with Deep State Globalism

“Bear stop breaking my kayak!! Why are you doing that Bear?!”

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SteelDriver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Psycho. At some point, she will realize the Bear doesn't speak English, won't she?

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Tarded 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAAHHAAHAAHAAA

OMFG Im dead.

nooooo it doesnt even taste goooddd.

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TheLeakyWeasel 4 points ago +4 / -0

She keeps saying 'bear', but his name is Chad. If she would have just referred to him by his name he probably would have listened.

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Crigence 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw 2 posts about bears on TD today

What is this about?

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SauronWasFramed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone in NC is putting Trump 2020 on black bear collars

The locals are upset.

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GitmObama 4 points ago +4 / -0

O m g. Bear, please stop what you're doing and explain yourself.

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KeK_Mage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't even tell if it's real or parody

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this lady fucking serious?

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johnbillaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goddamn, leftists are retarded.

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Mustangmark83 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her voice is worse then Mary Ann from Brooklyn.

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bit0101 4 points ago +4 / -0

If a bear is awake that late in the year, that means it didn't get enough to eat to go into hibernation and survive. It's desperate enough to seriously considering eating her, and so starved it's eating a plastic kayak. She shouldn't even be up there.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

"What am I gonna do?!"

Perhaps save up to buy a new one instead of trying to challenge a bear to mortal combat.

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INoScopedJFK 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bitch you fucking maced him of course he's going to break your kayak

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zx9john 4 points ago +4 / -0

I lime to think, that if the Bear did understand English he was thinking “What? Who TF is ‘Bear’? My name’s Dave!”

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kayaks, better tasting than liberal bitches.

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1DontTreadOnMe1 4 points ago +4 / -0

USE YOUR WORDS BEAR!

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0kBoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obviously viewed too many disney cartoons and the brother bear movies

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Grief 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the PERFECT example of what all the protests look like to me that are going on. Democrats running around screaming like children and not actually doing anything to help the situation. All I could think about is all the rioters running around the streets reeeeing

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TrumpLovesPussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

retard alert

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

This ladys voice caused my paint to peel off my walls.

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Second post, what is more important...your life or your kayak.

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Basedkyeng 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wtf

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bear has a name, bitch. /s

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Kitzinger1 3 points ago +3 / -0

BlackBearsLivesMatter

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PizzaphilePodesta 3 points ago +3 / -0

the scene in minneapolis

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

She should feel emBEARassed

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OrangeLivesMatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is use to premature discharge, by the looks of that spray lol

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July_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

That woman has lost her mind.

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blvntbr 3 points ago +3 / -0

DUMB CUNT SMART BEAR

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well they did it, they made a video with just a bear and kayak and made it uncomfortable to watch. I don't know how they're gonna top this.

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Cuckertarlson69 3 points ago +3 / -0

So this is why the bears are voting trump... dont worry bud... i get it.

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worldofsmut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh so that's how you use the bear repellent. I thought you just sprayed it on your kid's face like insect repellant.

My bad

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepper spray, eh? Let's see how this boat tastes...

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I literally couldn't stop laughing I had to stop it

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Onlyherefor_T_D 3 points ago +3 / -0

I almost feel sorry..

For the bear.

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Bear, I'm going to pepper spray you unless you go away! Bear why are you going to my kayak? Come back!"

Comedy gold

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CuckSchumer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, what a bigot. How dare she assume xe identified as a bear.

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Tranny_Fluid 3 points ago +3 / -0

After listening to that bitch for over two minutes i want to break her kayak too

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Lamborghinime 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Good lord. Bear don’t give a fuck about your ass bitch! Suffer!!!

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SenditDownrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit, does that imbecile think that the bear speaks English?

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hillaryprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I were a bear I would totally shut her up.

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DarkBerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why did she post this? Makes her look awful.

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Imin-theinternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legend has it the karen in the woods is still begging the bear to stop.

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TheTPL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, I was showing this to another lady and she swore it had to be a fake voiceover because of just how whiny the woman sounded. Unfortunately, I think it's real: https://www.theverge.com/2015/10/1/9431003/bear-eats-kayak-youtube-alaska

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nimblenate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mmm salty tears

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You're supposed to be asleep." I'm just dying.

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habanero 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's just one of those social workers who will soon replace police in democrat run cities. That's their SOP for armed robbery.

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Use your words! Why are you breaking my kayak? USE YOUR WORDS!!1!”

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Benjamin 3 points ago +3 / -0

She tried asking him nicely, but that bear just wouldn't listen. Some bears have no manners.

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Deepstatesucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are allies hahaha

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Verrerogo 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is incompetent. She thinks the world is like what is in her mind. Talking to a wild animal as if it is human. Even a pet wouldn't understand her. And not recognizing danger. She feels threatened enough to spray it, but not to go inside the house. Or even shake a can with pennies in it to try to scare it.

Complete incomprehension. Incompetence and helplessness.

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DefaultFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how she asked permission.

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rplgn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cannot listen to this fucking screeeeching.

  1. why did the woman upload this?
  2. why did she not go away while the bear was chasing?
  3. why did she not go at the bear to chase it away?
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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

I kind of wish the wind was blowing toward her in this video.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

On facebook later: omg this white power bear tried to steal my boat!! I called him a racist and then all the local birds clapped and he left me alone and donated to blm

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ColdZero 3 points ago +3 / -0

She will be the training officer for the SJW horde being sent out to replace the police under the de-fund the police effort. Imagine that voice trying to persuade some gang bangers to cease and desist from violent crime.

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

This chick is nuts. Do not have sex with these crazy women! For you’re own good. Don’t do it. This girl is insane.

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BigPepeEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Bitch, my name's Teddy!"

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Caulder1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

GD the fucking squalling from that banshee. It's just a fucking juvenile or at worst black bear, just run the fucking thing off. They're basically heavy ass labrador retrievers.

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Cerise224 3 points ago +3 / -0

True.

One of our dogs was a black lab with the nickname ''our little baby bear.''

Labs are such sweetie-pies.

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Caulder1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right!? Labs are the best by far and some of the funniest goofs I've ever had as pets.

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lavendarlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here . I think they love to see us laugh. Comedians of the dog world.

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SauronWasFramed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bear breaks kayak because it’s a bear.

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itsdangerous 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the actual fuck did I just watch lol This lady sounds technically retarded

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Omniwulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

to funny. she's a loon.

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HangtownBill 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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husker91 2 points ago +2 / -0

"WAAAAAHHHHHH"

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BonerDonor 2 points ago +2 / -0

She knows it doesn't speak English, right?

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

rubber buckshot or bang rounds

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like Seattle and Portland. A gun in the right hands would make all the difference.

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Midwestknowsbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the funniest fucking commentary. Good work Bear!

"...it's not even food! It doesn't even taste good! It's just plastic!" sobbing

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Mcbignuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

A warning shot would have worked better lmao

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd carry S&W 500 as a "pepper spray".

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Sierranevadabra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bear must be hungry to deal with hearing her voice. I would of bit my own bear dick off and shoved in it shit in hopes the infection would kill me.

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

The patriarchy did this! That chick's voice is so f****** irritating that even on the lowest volume setting it was coming through my ears like razor blades. The emotional intelligence of a f****** five-year-old!

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear lord pede, what happened to common decency? Why didn't you include instructions to mute the audio?! Ugh!

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NakedCrook 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like really?

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

She reminds me of Wendy from The Shining.

Give me the bat. WENDY!!! Give me the bat...

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Anyone3427 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure thats the way of the bear saying fuck you to this screeching harpi.

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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many lunatics.

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bear: “No sprechen de engles Byotch”

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Logoslibertarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey! Bear Fucker!

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Crackersmurf 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bear please stop...Bitch you tried to spray me. BEAR BEAR BEAR....Bitch I told you once don't make me come over there fucking ho.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kayak = metaphor for the 2016 election.

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fazzman23 2 points ago +2 / -0

call me old fashion, but a .45 may have worked slightly better than pepper spray

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quigonkenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's the end of September. Why are you still awake?!"

Your shrill-ass voice would wake the dead, woman. A hibernating bear had no chance...

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I dunno what I just saw here. Rain on the lens, jiggle cam, and mountain haze with some libtard screeching at something in between Sasquatch and Michael Obama.

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just pepper sprayed me bitch all bets are off

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MorbidRabbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what ya get!

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HighVoltage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if the bear speaks English?

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ladypatriot_games 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha. I like that the bear chose to destroy her kayak after she sprayed him.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

She says "bear" 31 times.

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuck is wrong with this bitch

That voice is how I'm going to hear the Biden voters whenever they post their shit on social media

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never understood women like her who don't lower their voices, speaking from experience as a woman who was done dirty by puberty and came out the other end with a naturally high pitched voice. I spent years training myself to get a more diverse speaking range, and to speak in my lower pitch when talking to others, so whatever I was saying was actually taken seriously instead of ignored. And also, you know, so people would actually want to speak with me instead of trying to end conversations as quickly as possible.

Br'er Bear was probably chewing the kayak so that he crunching noise could maybe drown out her screeching.

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Santaball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this real? It can't be

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unsolvableattitude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one of those weaponized autists got a real girl to do the voice for this video?... I love those guys so much

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Added: It's the end of November and Trump is the bear reelected.

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WolfMaddow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is the bear she needs: https://youtu.be/-FCNMRTpM3k

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dumbcomputerguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not throw a rock?

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Reave 2 points ago +2 / -0

That bitch is irritating.

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KAG4Life2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Are you serious?!"

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Strong like bear(Russian voice)

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daflyboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

"This just in ..... bears respond best to reverse psychology. So if a bear is breaking your things, it's best to tell them to do the opposite. Story at 11."

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XpatDemocrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The "It's not fair" bear..lol

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

This girl has mental issues

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GreatWhiteShark 2 points ago +2 / -0

The shrill shrieking is the sound prey makes in distress, so this whining could get her killed.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 2 points ago +2 / -0

First sighting of Trump Bear.

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The_Him 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s no fucking way this is real..

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bear is like, "Fuck your kayak bitch".

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Randomroxks 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I was a bear and heard that shrew shriek like a banshee , I’d fuck the kayak beyond repair. What a cunt

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Badgunno 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey bear

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Badgunno 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey bear

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Badgunno 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey beeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I had been that bear, I would have taken a massive, bear-sized dump in her stupid kayak.

What an incredibly annoying woman!

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Magastein143 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this real?? Who talks to a bear, thinks he will listen and videos it and posts it?She's REEEEEEeeeeeeeeing at wildlife

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AslanFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kept waiting for bear to come up and eat her.

Disappointed pede.

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LibsLovetoRape 1 point ago +1 / -0

holy shit how many times is she gonna say bear

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thakiddd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Annoying as hell

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Sixty2ndAssassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could not listen to more then :30 seconds of that screeching.

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covfefe2525 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously, how do some people manage to survive in the wild?...

Insanity levels are through the roof...

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NoFsLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gahhh...that voice! Definitely a screamer... 😬

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boreal_storm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christopher McCandless' long forgotten love child.

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WiscDeplo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hes just finding a spot to plant a Trump sticker.

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decimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cringe level? It's over 9000?!?

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3FinGrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Estrogen. Not even once.

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont think that the bear knows it's a bear. Hahaha

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45willwinagain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shut up Becky

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WhatUCan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It knows it's not food, its feeding on your sadness

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1DontTreadOnMe1 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the level of intellect we are dealing with. People who think bears understand English.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

hold up, does she think the bear understands her?

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SuperSilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why are you breaking my kayak?" Bear: "you sprayed shit that I don't understand at me"

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janegalt476 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bear, come back Bear! We want you bear, Mother wants you, I know she does! Bear! Come back!

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KaiserSoSay 1 point ago +2 / -1

That bear is tougher than me. I would’ve run screaming from that shrill retard after ten seconds. She was pretty tough though, fucking bear coming toward her in SEPTEMBER! I saw Grizzly Man fuck that. She was more worried about the kayak! Lol.

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boilingfrog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for your input.

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MacheteSanta 3 points ago +3 / -0

By a wild animal. Rule doesn't apply. And about those rules, that commies don't give a fuck about, feel free to continue abiding by them

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MacheteSanta 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

At least you know your place isn't at the front lines. Send a prayer to our pedes in harms way