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FluManChu 1029 points ago +1032 / -3

Imagine seeing a bear with a massive radio collar around its neck with 2 giant tags stapled to its ears ... and the person says putting the sticker on the collar was "cruel and inhuman".

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Thedaythe_redditdied 498 points ago +499 / -1

Exactly. They didn’t paint the bear they stuck a sticker to a giant tracking collar. Ok not mad at them. I’m actually kinda impressed because they probably didn’t use tranquilizers

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ModernKnight 347 points ago +348 / -1

We have the best bear wranglers and the sneakiest of pedes.

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July_1776 326 points ago +326 / -0

This is actually pretty damn funny if you think about it.

Dude found a bear with a collar, and thought "Imma put a trump sticker on it" and somehow managed to wrangle the bear to tag it with Trump 2020....

You won't find any Biden stickers attached to a fucking bear.

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myswedishfriend 164 points ago +164 / -0

Expert mode MAGA for sure.

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SomeDiggity 122 points ago +125 / -3

I imagine it was the chad who punched that soy boy the other day. Probably finished the day off wrestling a bear.

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SomaticallySpeaking 72 points ago +75 / -3

I thought the same; offhand was burrito +1

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Abovethefray 40 points ago +42 / -2

While the bear was devouring some breakfast burritos, he slapped that sticker on his collar... I have the same sticker on the back of my Bad Boy an machine! Didn't get a delicious burrito, tho....

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TheTPL 31 points ago +34 / -3

Probably just offered the bear a peace burrito.

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peterthegreen 21 points ago +22 / -1

Burrito of Peace confirmed. Bear-sized and White! Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5slFJ-FPwoM

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Toughsky_Shitsky 25 points ago +26 / -1 (edited)

"Expert mode MAGA ..."

So, Baron Bearon Miller did this?

Checks out.

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WeinerLapTop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did I wake up in the Bearon Trump universe?? Fuck. How dank is it here? Acosta just got done faking China Flu in my timeline.

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Magastein143 6 points ago +6 / -0

Has any Democrat ever campaigned by using a live bear? They won't even leave their basements! MAGA

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westrock2000 79 points ago +79 / -0

He probably just asked the bear. Bear recognized the alpha symbol and was cool with it.

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No_More_BS_01 38 points ago +38 / -0

You'd be surprised what a bear is willing to do if you simply ask politely and make your case logically.

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cuckslasher 37 points ago +37 / -0

if youre MAGA they let you do it

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No_More_BS_01 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Are you that faggot Empire bear? This is MAGA country!"

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BobbyTables12c 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOLOL!

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MapleBaconWaffles 11 points ago +11 / -0

Human: Excuse me Mr. Bear, would you mind too terribly much if I asked you to please maul me? There's no one else around, so it's unlikely you'll get in any trouble, and I'm sure my entrails are quite delicious.

Bear: Well, since you asked so politely, who am I to refuse.

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shortermemory 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here is video evidence of how the Virgin Biden supporter deals with the bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8

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SadPangolin 5 points ago +5 / -0

It worked for Timothy Treadwell.

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bears look for MAGA hats.

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BestTimeToBAlive 52 points ago +52 / -0

You will absolutely NEVER find a Biden sticker on a bear!!

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minotaurbeach 22 points ago +22 / -0

No one would risk their life for a Biden sticker. LOL

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DinosaurAlert 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’d only get close enough to sniff the bear, then dart away; their tiny erections flapping as they run.

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MrBlack 30 points ago +30 / -0

Shit, I haven't seen Biden stickers anywhere.

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Trump-2024 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was driving this week looking at all the political banners everywhere thinking "man I haven't seen one person with a Biden bumper sticker." Almost immediately, I saw a shitty Toyota Corolla with Warren, Sanders, and Coexist stickers, along with an organization named STD. Bad choice of names. As expected it was an overweight white girl. We locked eyes as I pointed and laughed at her, then I drove in front with my Trump Pence sticker.

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EvanGRogers 14 points ago +15 / -1

I laugh whenevery I see one

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HamburgerJung 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not much to laugh then, sad.

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like whenonly.

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sgtmattkind 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw one right next to a sign in front of the same house with a hammer and sickle flag

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Boxcarhobo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see one a work every day, I printed it out for a Bidet supporter, it has Biden 2020 on it, and Herbert the Pervert on it. Its on the bottom of the lid of his box he keeps his laptop in.

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Sentinel41992 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen a grand total of 0 myself.

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DaLaohu 23 points ago +23 / -0 (edited)

Why are people assuming that someone put the sticker on the collar after the collar was on the bear? More likely, whoever's job it was to put the collar on the bear, put the sticker on the collar before putting the collar on the bear.

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Southern_Belle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shh! Don't rat out the good folks!

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah, the bear went out and bought the sticker and put it on himself.

Bears aren't pussies.

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July_1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

You SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

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Necrovoter 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Asheville Citizen-Times has confirmed that the authorities have questioned two Nigerian Bears about this incident.

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KnottyJane 11 points ago +11 / -0

I guarantee there was alcohol involved and someone said either "Hold my beer!" Or "hey Bubba, watch this!"

I would love to see the video of this happening.

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quodvox 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hold my bear!"

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen fat

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’ll find a Biden sticker on a trash bin.

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nrjk1 131 points ago +131 / -0

Nimble.VERY nimble.

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Art-Vandelay41 48 points ago +48 / -0

Pede jump over a candle stick

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NegativeRainbow 28 points ago +29 / -1

Pffft.... That wasn't a "jump". That was a 360 degree no-scope headshot with a teabagging upon landing on top of the corpse.

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BigBoss1 20 points ago +21 / -1

Make teabagging great again.

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Qwenu 5 points ago +5 / -0

My name is Yogi, and I support this message.

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Neophilus 7 points ago +7 / -0

BOOM collar shot!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

And quickly, I'm sure of it.

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NomadicKrow 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'd say the new party should be named The Bear Party, but Russia has been depicted as a bear in political cartoons for some time and I'm not sure if I want to hear more about Russian connections.

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Bluestorm83 39 points ago +39 / -0

The American Party.

Because the ones we're running against are CLEARLY the Unamerican Party.

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JOINTHEANP 11 points ago +12 / -1

The ANP AMERICAN NATIONALIST PARTY

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Bluestorm83 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too easy for them to convince stupid people that Nationalist always means White Nationalist. I actually had a black guy tell me that Trump was just like Hitler because Trump was bombing ISIS, and Hitler gassed Jews. Like it was a clear 1 to 1 equivalence, and I was the idiot for not seeing it.

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BishopofBlackpool 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Scotland, the Scottish National Party (SNP) are a bunch of commies.

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JOINTHEANP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, if that really was a problem, you could change the party name to APP or American Populist Party

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JOINTHEANP 2 points ago +3 / -1

Agree, and understand. My wish is to take back the meaning of the word. Also, if we were able to convince not just whites to join, people who are not completely taken by TDS, would see its not about race in the slightest. It's about building and maintaining the greatest country to exist, exist, and will ever exist for every person under the sun, and that as long as you are a patriot and will fight for it, you are welcome.

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iminurbas3 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bear markets also suck.

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

But also great buying opportunities ! :)

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BeefyBelisarius 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why do pedes keep suggesting making a new party, when doing that backfired so yugely on Teddy Roosevelt? If that was a good idea then Trump would have already done it instead of starting a hostile takeover of the GOP.

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A1waysLurk1ing 9 points ago +10 / -1

He should eviscerate the GOP as soon as he is done with the Demoncrats.

They have both raped America long enough.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, neocons and other RINOs need pushed out. MGOPGA.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

We aren't done with the hostile takeover.

I hope all of you are considering running at some point.

I sure am.

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NomadicKrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool

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Vikki_hearts_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm, I didn't know about that. Have you heard about Brett Weinstein's new Unity Party idea? He wants to draft a strong, patriotic conservative and a strong patriotic liberal to be President together and both must agree on what's done. I'm trying to see how that would be any less of a clusterfuck than having 2 parties in Congress having to work together to reach agreement. Nothing would ever get done.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having two people be co-presidents would literally require a constitutional amendment.

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Vikki_hearts_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, that's what he wants to do. He's a 'radical progressive' in his words although he hates intersectionality and knows exactly what will happen if all the white men continue to get pushed too far. (They come together and then...the left has a big problem. ) He's the dude who was kicked out of Evergreen college a few years back. Now he has a podcast. He has TDS and believes the constitution should be updated but I enjoy listening to him sometimes. Especially lately as he lives in Portland and has been talking about the riots. Kinda reminds me of Tim Pool about 3 years ago, but unlike Tim, he thinks he's too smart with his PhD in evolutionary biology, and I don't see any red pills headed his way. Probably ever.

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Keiichi81 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now I'm just imaging a parody of that They Live scene, except instead of two dudes and a pair of glasses, it's a dude, a bear, and a MAGA sticker.

"Put on the sticker!"

"ROOOAAAWWW-R"

"PUT IT ON!"

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stjdalen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rumors are Burrito Chad did it

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Hillarys_Diaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saved to my collection of great quotes 😂😂😂

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ZuppaDiPipistrello 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK it was me

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XpatDemocrat 51 points ago +52 / -1 (edited)

look at him! He wouldn't hurt a fly!! He is literally sitting on someones porch close enough for them to take the pictures. Probably someone who feeds him, which is worse for him in the long run than stickers or tracking devices. Most fucked up part is in today's world you have to wonder if it wasnt someone with TDS that stuck the sticker in an attempt to make Trump supporters look cruel and inhuman

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Keiichi81 48 points ago +48 / -0

There's nothing cruel or inhumane about affixing a sticker to a radio collar. It has literally zero impact on the bear whatsoever. The collar itself is the only thing debatably cruel in this scenario.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh, but the bear could die of embarrassment, I just literally can't even! -- said Karen

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +10 / -0

embearrassment

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

unbearable

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CaptainQuip 6 points ago +6 / -0

unbearlievable

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Afeazo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Very true, its basically like arguing that the collar being black is cruel and inhuman because the bear would prefer a yellow collar. The bear doesnt even know it has a sticker on it.

The issue is that the left can spin it as cruel and inhuman because they are all whack jobs.

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OneManBanned 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leftists might assault that bear now.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

"IT'S A NAZI BEAR!!! GET HIM!!! reeeeee"

That was my first thought. But... now that I thought it through (because they wouldn't) the outcome of some SoyBoys attacking a bear with bongs and dildos would be one of the funniest Facebook live-streams ever.

>CNN: Four Antifa Martyrs attempting to remove hate-speech slogans from State Property slaughtered while peacefully protesting in unprovoked racist bear attack...Attempts to determine identity and gender of victims by clothing remnants fail, officials examine Facebook live-stream for clues

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The_Litehaus_Abides 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you for posting this! I lost that pic when maga.img was taken down.

(Woulda been gone by now anyway because of the ban of the_donald, but still)

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are welcome! It’s one of my favorite pictures.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumpy Bear!

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walls4america 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen the Trumpy Bear commercials on OAN but apparently they were so popular they're making them in larger size now.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 29 points ago +29 / -0

How do we know the field researchers weren't based themselves and wanted to add some flair to the poor fella?

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CannonballJunior 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shhhh

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you me?

I commented the same thing a few minutes ago.

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's exactly what happened

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah but they had burritos for breakfast, that I can tell you

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indeed, looking at the original story pics, looks like a young ish bear that’s reasonably tame. Looks like the bear has wandered into that persons porch.

What kinda mentality is it that anyone would assume the sticker applier was mean to the bear? It’s kinda silly putting a random sticker on a bear collar but zeus people it’s not like it’s the end of the world.

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helenvsgladys 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m actually kinda impressed because they probably didn’t use tranquilizers

Ok so people should pretty much give up on ever fully impressing you then huh

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HuggableBear 113 points ago +113 / -0

She also said "This bear must wear this burdensome collar (now with a sticker) and bolts in its ears for worthless data."

So she is being consistent, at least.

But "worthless data"? This is the leftist mindset in a nutshell. "I have no use for this data so therefore it's worthless."

This "worthless data" is used to help guide conservation efforts for the bear, its habitat, and every prey species, animal or plant, that it consumes. That data is used to allocate funding from the LWCF, from Pittman-Robertson, from Dingell-Johnson, and from state hunting license sales and any state conservation funds.

This "worthless data" is the sort that keeps bear populations high enough that you can find a bear lounging on your back porch instead of being relegated to the high mountaintops because their numbers are high enough due to conservation efforts guided by that "worthless data".

"Worthless data." What a fucking worthless cunt. Thinking she's doing something useful by making a bear "help" Facebook Group but denigrating the actual fucking biologists who have made it their life's work to help these bears in tangible ways instead of just fucking virtue signalling about cute bears on Facebook.

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physsijim 50 points ago +50 / -0

Since you are a bear, I can believe this.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 19 points ago +20 / -1

Yep username checks out as they say

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triggernometry 16 points ago +16 / -0

According to Lefties, a group calling themselves Anti-Fascists can't be fascists, so someone named HuggableBear can't be a human. As such, here is direct testimonny from an actual bear that she's full of shit. Checkmate, libtards!

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VertexIndex 5 points ago +5 / -0

If these idiots had there way, all the animals they love would go extinct by being set free to be consumed by predators, while we all slowly die from eating moss

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Ekgamut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists are the dumbest people on the Earth. They are even dumber than people with Downs.

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ProudWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything that doesn't "prove" global warming or is going towards covid is worthless science. NVM more Americans will die from heart disease or cancer than covid this year

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BidensHairyLegs 95 points ago +96 / -1 (edited)

Cruel and inhumane LOL

Give me a break - like the animal can even see or even comprehend what the sticker is/says.

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jubyeonin 56 points ago +57 / -1

The bear also thinks "orange man bad" but cannot remove the sticker. This is why it's cruel and inhumane! /s

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ouvrez_les_yeux 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Sources familiar with the bear's thinking . . . '

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LLchurch 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN :this just in trump endorses cruel and inhumane treatment of all animals tells supporters to abuse wildlife.

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pmurTJdlanoD 22 points ago +22 / -0

They were upset cause they thought they spotted a potential dem voter on the porch but then they saw the sticker.

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firestorm117 14 points ago +14 / -0

no no no, they're talking about what they're going to do to the animal for supporting Trump! This is Asheville after all!

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triggernometry 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isn't it legal in some blue states to fuck animals? But putting a sticker on one is cruelty?

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PepesCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

The bear is not wearing a mask!!! Bad Bear!!!

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JohnAdams 60 points ago +61 / -1

🤡 🌎

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 30 points ago +30 / -0

It's Asheville, NC. Literal clown world.

So glad I moved away from there.

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Willholbert09 15 points ago +15 / -0

It’s a beautiful town, but unfortunately full of stinky hippies.

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 24 points ago +24 / -0

The hippies I didn't mind so much because a lot of them tended to be live and let live types. Ron Paul supporting, weed smokin, gun totin, widespread panic fans.

It was the sjws, women's studies majors, heroin addicted homeless punks, anarchists, marxists, green party politicians, and other assorted commies that drove me insane.

Asheville is a tourist economy. It has nothing else to fall back on, yet everyone there that works in the service industry HATES CAPITALISM MAN.

And that's not even taking the halfbacks and trustafarian transplants into account.

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Willholbert09 12 points ago +12 / -0

I guess we have different definitions of hippies then. Your hippy is my redneck and your commie is my hippy. 😀

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 6 points ago +6 / -0

I called them bill hippies for that exact reason. They struck me as a weird baseball cap wearing, old truck driving, shade tree mechanic, hippie hybrid.

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Willholbert09 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet those commies in Asheville are surrounded by red blooded Americans in the hills, with great high ground shooting spots.

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TheTPL 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd gladly take the old school live and let live hippies over these tyrants nowadays.

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VertexIndex 5 points ago +5 / -0

I waited tables at a very large scale operation that sat over 800. Libtard city. I worked with maybe 60 other servers, who were mostly virtue signaling "socialism could really work we've just never tried it" types that were some of the most petty, greedy, underhanded and cut-throat motherfuckers I ever had the displeasure of working with.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived with hippies in Boulder for a few years. Yeah I liked them and we had fun, but they shunned responsibility like the plague and expected everyone else to support them.

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VertexIndex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like someone else said, hippies often arent so bad. They know the outdoors and are often 2a and independent. It's the trendy yuppie cunts that can rot

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bovineblitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actual hippies are libertarian adjacent enough. It's everyone else.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hippies are communists . They believe in communal efforts.

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bovineblitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not the hippies I know

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is my experience after living in boulder for 15 years. And notice a lot of the antifa/blm shit is happening in typical hippy places like Austin, and the northwest. But I might be wrong and I accept if thus is the case. But if you survey hippies on presidential election I think 80+% are democrats.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

theoretically hippies are utopian communists who want everyone to live in peace and share everything. Which is great for a utopian society. Hippies nowadays are mostly just drug abusers and hipsters.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 51 points ago +51 / -0

This bear has just been watching the Left go insane like everyone else. He’s not staying silent any longer.

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Gorilla_Channel 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the Democrats gain power we'll all be wearing radio collars and ear tags (at least, those of us who don't end up with toe tags).

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delaplane 39 points ago +39 / -0 (edited)

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FluManChu 49 points ago +49 / -0

It's the government saving the bears as well as they saved us humans from a cold virus.

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spratville 26 points ago +26 / -0

I haven't been equipped yet with the mandatory COVID safety tracking collar.

But if it saves just one life, how could I refuse?

I'm already wearing the government issue COVID flatulence-blocking butt-plug.

Just trying to be considerate of others.

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BeefyBelisarius 7 points ago +7 / -0

You don't have a cell phone?

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can still triangulate your distance by signal strength at nearby cell towers.

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HuggableBear 25 points ago +25 / -0

State Fish and Wildlife agencies track certain numbers of every animal for which they are responsible, from bears, to deer, to furbearers, to fish and birds, etc. They employ small armies of biologists to keep track of populations, habitat, their movement, their predation/mortality, etc. in order to determine hunting seasons and bag limits (including whether there should even be seasons at all on certain animals or whether they should be protected for a while), habitat improvements, and probably most importantly, allocating funding toward each species in the process.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 12 points ago +12 / -0

You would think a bear activist would be aware of animal tracking. It's done all the time but various agencies and institutions. It's literally for the bears own benefit. If that bear is shot illegally and the tracker is ripped off the poacher would be found out. We track all sorts of animal populations. I have friends doing their PHDs on animals and they have participated in tagging snow leopards 😱

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Food4thought 15 points ago +16 / -1

Right... but like all things 2020 it's not about the actual victim.

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BlackToof_Grin 7 points ago +7 / -0

it was mentioned in the tweet FB post that was shown/referenced in the news story.

Bears are NOT Billboards! Second black bear in Asheville,NC confirmed with political sticker on tracking collar. 😡😡😢

HAB is offering a $5,000 reward for information on the person(s) responsible for putting this political sticker on this beautiful bear who has already been trapped, tranquilized, and collared unnecessarily. This bear must wear this burdensome collar (now with a sticker) and bolts in its ears for worthless data. On September 6, 2019, the Asheville Citizen-Tim... See More

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quodvox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops

Two terms

Two BEARS

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 24 points ago +24 / -0

If it was a Bernie or Biden sticker they would have cheered and said that it was “totes adorbs”.

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Willholbert09 7 points ago +7 / -0

The story is that whoever stuck that sticker on the bear is getting a reward.

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Please_Clap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! I think we need to start another reward that goes to the person that placed the sticker on the Bear. rump then bring him/her to the White House for a ceremony and to start a "most creative Trump sticker location" game for the election season!

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TheNatureOfBobo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same story as always: orange man bad!

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lurker247 14 points ago +14 / -0

BLACK BEAR LIVES MATTER!

Asheville will soon pass a unanimous resolution to have the taxpayers pay reparations to all black bears in the city limits.

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty much anything that breathes has those in xir ears in Asheville.

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

The left is just mad that they can't put tracking collars on the general population.

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preferredfault 7 points ago +7 / -0

This.

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nothingberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah it's the "sticker" that's cruel and inhuman, not the collar or the two frickin bolts through it's ears

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Gunslinger1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe this Trump supporting ursine is just smarter than the average bear.

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IIIIIIIIlllllllllI 6 points ago +6 / -0

That woman looked like she was ready to cry.

And then it reaffirmed what I believe about women not having a platform to spew their estrogen-fueled nonsense.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm surprised they didn't say do not approach suspect call authorities suspect may be dangerous... don't know if he's dangerous, but I'm sure he has balls to put a sticker on a bear like that.

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GingerMinky 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s what shocked me!! Their fucking RoboBear, NP! But a fucking sticker, melt down.

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TheTPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, the news makes it sound cruel, until you realize the sticker is just on the tracking collar.

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Modus_Pwninz 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well, it's cruel because someone might shoot it if they see that sticker."

"...and tell me, who would do that, Mr. Democrat?"

AngryNPCface.jpg

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fullshiningorange 4 points ago +4 / -0

As if the other bears are going to see his Trump sticker and gang up on him and beat him up. What a fucking retard.

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AlphaOmaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it was a Biden sticker they would have said “oh that’s cute”. taken a picture. Posted it Facebook where it would get one like and one laugh And that’s it.

“Cruel and unusual” ?! Retards.... These people are miserable and it’s their own damn fault. Lol

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grndmrshlgando 3 points ago +3 / -0

classic social justice double standards

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seaside_dreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, can you imagine how uncomfortable that is...

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

tHe cOlLaR Is FoR ItS OwN GooD bIGot!

ThE sTIcKeR IS rAciStREEEEE

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VertexIndex 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly how they are with blacks and every other people or thing they champion.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit.

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Efrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I must apologize for not citing your post. After getting blind sided by the burrito bros posts I found myself once again trying to find out what was up with the bear posts. I posted this story on Facebook (before you blow me up for still using fb...it was for my mom). My comment is exactly what your point is:

"The bear was tranquilized, has a tag punched in each ear and has a radio collar synched around its neck. But the sticker, oh the sticker, that is the real injustice committed against this poor, innocent woodland creature?"

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Arkful773 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberalism is a mental disorder

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YugeNut1 333 points ago +334 / -1

What if the bear is just based? His body his choice.

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stonetears4fears 146 points ago +146 / -0

Yeah, why are we ruling out “the bear is a Trump supporter” theory so quickly?

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Food4thought 45 points ago +46 / -1

I'm sure it was a Democrat who clipped that collar on his neck. It's nice to see the bears finally waking up to this bullshit too.

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spratville 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that Democrat Sheila from the article added the sticker herself for virtue outrage points.

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MisterClinton 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because the bear is BLACK, you drumptffffftard!!!! And BLACK BEARS CANNOT BE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude, he isn’t white. Vote claimed.

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shawndw 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's all fun and games until it votes democrat in November.

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weltbild -2 points ago +4 / -6

mostly because the sticker is 100% flat on the metal collar

if it was just on the furr it might have been an accident but after the photo you can't say that anymore

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ParadigmShift2070 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

That doesn't rule out the possibility that the bear is a trump supporter

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weltbild 33 points ago +33 / -0

polar bear supremacist

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redgreenyellowblu 17 points ago +17 / -0

If you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve him at his best.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell this lady we have an army and are prepared to unleash them to post offices to stop mail in voting.

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was a bear of color!

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WillNotBeRuled 7 points ago +7 / -0

Black Bears Matter

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myswedishfriend 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's smarter than the average bear.

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jimsite66 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's no Boo Boo.

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trust me on this.

Bears can absolutely be Trump supporters.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is sick of Bear-y Soweto giving him a bad name.

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R37arded 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should give the bear that 5k

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BuffaloReaper94 291 points ago +292 / -1

What are they going to do to him? The guy put a bumper sticker on a BEAR. You prolly don’t want to fuck with him.

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Adwest232323 82 points ago +83 / -1

Hahahaha

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Rathael 52 points ago +52 / -0

He got that thing pretty centered too.. took his time to do it right.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 60 points ago +60 / -0

That's how you can tell a conservative did it.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

sneaking up to a fucking wild bear

Eh, this is a Yogi Bear. It looks like it's well-accustomed to viewing humans as sources of food, rather than predators or prey. It probably cost him a ham sandwich breakfast burrito, and he likely got to give the greedy fuzzball a scratch behind the ears while he was putting the sticker on.

Any bear that just wanders on to somebody's deck isn't that afraid of people.

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sub-collector 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah. If I were the guy (or the gal) I'd just collect the five grand because yeah - what are they gonna do?

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BernsWhenIPee 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's what I was wondering. What law has been broken here? Vandalism maybe? The faggy group offering the reward has nothing to do with the University or State wildlife agency that's tracking the bear (in fact, they seem to be a group dedicated to fighting the work that they're doing). So what are they going to do? Convince that organization (that they hate, and fight against) to press charges for a misdemeanor? I doubt the police would give a shit, and just tell them to take it to small claims court, where they could sue the guy for maybe $10 to recover the cost of removing the sticker.

It's fun to watch them seethe, though.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

👍🏻

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Thingthing22 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy put a sticker on the bears choke collar*

FTFY

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FluManChu 189 points ago +190 / -1

This is the greatest story ever.

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20KAG20 69 points ago +70 / -1

Here’s a place to leave a tip on who did it... https://helpashevillebears.org/report-a-tip/

Some inspiration: https://youtu.be/OLmQTIS9Rv4

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

Peach mints!!! Only one man has balls that big!!!!

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20KAG20 11 points ago +12 / -1 (edited)

I mentioned something about a Prius, colorful hair, sexual intercourse, and a probable Biden supporter trying to make Trump look bad.

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NC_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Probably eating a breakfast burrito.

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Hijinx81 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m just forcefully telling them bear facts in a rambling incoherent speech.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

His name is Chad I heard...

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +8 / -0

Knew what this clip would be before I even clicked on it.

Well fucking played, pun definitely intended.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +4 / -1

Relevant username haha.

You don’t throw a costume like that away!

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a_chill_bro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very helpful. Thank you.

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DisbandTheCIA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks sent in my best tip

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SteelDriver 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick.

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Steeleproduction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone should leave a tip saying Joe Biden did it.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone seen Sam Hyde lately?

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Spicy_maymay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sent them the tip "I was walking down the road and and a bear knocked a plate of chicken tendies right out of my hand. I thought there's no way this could be happening Bernie was supposed to win??? Then to my surprise the bear pulled out a Trump sticker and slapped it right on his collar and asked me for a breakfast burrito. I am literally shaking right now please do something to stop Ursidae Supremacy."

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highmoves 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. This is hilarious and I’ve been laughing for the last 20 minutes imagining what the conversation was before it happened

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theyrebothwrong 155 points ago +155 / -0

"Cruel and inhuman"

The bear has a collar on it.

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weltbild 56 points ago +58 / -2

the sticker is on the collar

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Rathael 44 points ago +44 / -0

But the sticker has the "wrong" message.

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Spicy_maymay 8 points ago +8 / -0

If the bear had "BLM" branded on its side in huge letters white liberals would be crying in the streets with joy.

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ProdigalSon1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black bear lives matter!

But really, if that were to happen, something in me would wish that the black bear would go downtown and go after the rioters

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theyrebothwrong 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's the point

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Excelsior 116 points ago +117 / -1

Hey Karen, you're more than welcome to put a Biden for President sticker on him instead. 😀

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Super_Kmart 67 points ago +67 / -0

The bear could just be a Trump supporter.

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Excelsior 33 points ago +33 / -0

That goes without sayin

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ConvertedDemocrat 6 points ago +6 / -0

The true Trumpy Bear.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

could

what do you mean "could"? Pretty obvious that (s)he is, even got a sticker to prove it.

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Super_Kmart 98 points ago +100 / -2

I think putting a collar on a bear is more heartless than a sticker on said collar.

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HuggableBear 20 points ago +23 / -3

Only if you don't like bear conservation efforts, for which accurate data is required.

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pmurTJdlanoD 23 points ago +23 / -0

Conservation...conservative...what's the problem with the sticker then?

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IIIIIIIIlllllllllI 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think parent poster's point is that the bear feels the collar more than the sticker. So if this lady in the video is saying the sticker is cruel and inhumane then she has to apply the same reasoning to the collar.

The sticker isn't affecting this bear at all

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most of our suburban bears have radio collars. The naughty boys get ear tags.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 85 points ago +85 / -0

$5,000 bucks reward because of why? A black bear?

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lurker247 48 points ago +48 / -0

What even happens if someone says they know who did it? Prove it first of all. Purely moral posturing with no plans to see any of it through. Optics.

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VCW51 60 points ago +60 / -0

Is it illegal to put a sticker on a bear's GPS tracker?

If not, I will gladly turn myself in for the $5,000 reward.

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pmurTJdlanoD 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's legal to put the sticker, but it's illegal to support Trump so you're going to jail for that after you get your 5K.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you'll lose your social security. That one is coming soon folks!

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kidboogaloo 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s what I was thinking, it’s not even a crime. The guy who did it should just say “yeah it was me”, collect $5k and walk away

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PepperJackButter2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, what exactly is the crime? The guy should confess and collect the 5K.

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lurker247 26 points ago +26 / -0

The crime was that they are a Trump supporter in the Asheville area. Must pay reparations to black...bears.

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Frosty 2 points ago +2 / -0

You put a sticker on a bear collar, therefore the state deserves $5,000

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Toughsky_Shitsky 26 points ago +28 / -2 (edited)

Nonsense. A black bear would only be a Biden bear, or he wouldn't be black .. according to Joepedo.

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Food4thought 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell, with all the lockdown bullshit killing business, I'd be tempted to turn myself in for $5000

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it were a white polar bear they probably would have just shot it and claim it was coming right for them.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black bears matter.

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Winthedonald 72 points ago +72 / -0 (edited)

Destroys historic monuments - zzzzzzz

Graffiti on beautiful old historic buildings - zzzzzzz

Burns businesses and destroys private property - zzzzzzz

Burns US flags - zzzzzzz

Leaves trash everywhere - zzzzzzzz

Someone puts a sticker on a bears collar - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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TimeIsARetardedOval 7 points ago +8 / -1

Seriously. The absolute state of Clown World.

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glasseye 69 points ago +69 / -0

Such a perfect troll.

Ballsy.

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Madandbad 59 points ago +59 / -0 (edited)

I love everything about this. Especially the fact that someone went up to a fucking bear to get that sticker on its collar. Kudos, sir. Kudos.

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TheSwiftPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Part of me wonders if a leftist caretaker placed it on the bear trying to frame us as animal torturers or something stupid.

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ProdigalSon1997 3 points ago +3 / -0

You read my mind -- just hours ago I've said the same thing. Although I don't mind assuring others that we here at The Donald love animals :)

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anewstep 55 points ago +55 / -0

If this bear doesn't vote for Biden - he ain't black!

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ConvertedDemocrat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment

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Fenrir24 3 points ago +3 / -0

He got my vote. 👍

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BoughtByBloomberg2 40 points ago +40 / -0

Some MAGA Chad wrestle the bear and slapped a sticker on it's tracer collar.

Or just lured it in with some food and made the best meme ever.

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WonkoTheSane 30 points ago +31 / -1

Lured in with burrito I'm sure.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 11 points ago +12 / -1

Breakfast Burritos are a healthy part of a nutritious breakfast for both Man and Bear!

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weltbild 10 points ago +11 / -1

more likely fed the bear

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NewVoatAccountName 9 points ago +9 / -0

Either lured it with food or snuck up on it while it was sleeping/hibernating. No matter how chad you are, you're not going to be able to get your hand close enough to a bear's neck to attach a sticker without it being distracted in some way.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is a black bear though. These are mostly not aggressive and actually run off when they see people. They actually recommend that you FIGHT BACK against black bear attacks because they WILL give up if they take damage.

Grizzlies or Brown bears are the dangerous ones where you have to play dead or hope you got mace on you. If you encounter a Polar Bear... I hope you brought anti-tank rounds.

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NewVoatAccountName 9 points ago +9 / -0

In the case of a black bear, it's not so much that "it'll tear your face off" as it is "if the bear sees you, he'll bolt like a furry truck zooming through the forest".

Either way, staying out of the bear's sight or keeping it distracted on something else would be critical to getting within collar-sticker range without tranquilizing it from a distance.

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IcedCovfefe 31 points ago +31 / -0

It was a Russian bot.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 31 points ago +32 / -1

Not actually on the bear .. on it's manmade collar.

Filthy leftist headline writer.

Maybe the bear peeled the sticker off a MAGA truck and put it on his collar thinking, "Fuck you lefties, this collar is like your face diapers!"

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ModernKnight 28 points ago +28 / -0

So... how exactly is a sticker on the collar hurting the bears?

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salazam 14 points ago +15 / -1

because feelings

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HansGetTheUpvotes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well some deranged democrat might try to assault it for supporting Trump.

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TehAgent 27 points ago +27 / -0

LMFAO at the comments and the post. Its acting like the bear is suffering because of the sticker.

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salazam 15 points ago +16 / -1

Most of the comments I read were complaining about the collar rather than the sticker. Which is surprising, considering it's fb and all.

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Au_contrarian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but can you imagine the social backlash that this bear faces walking around openly in public supporting Trump? He has probably suffered quite a bit from all the people sneering and accosting him. Wouldn't be surprised if he's already taken a couple of coffees to the face or a fur is murder can of paint.

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badorangeman 26 points ago +26 / -0

Trump 2020 stickers are bear necessities.

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daflyboys 24 points ago +24 / -0

Would've been even funnier to put it on a donkey!

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Jackhererer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oooh that can be a new game. Put trunk sticker on AOC, omar, tilab

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PoagMahone 22 points ago +22 / -0

The balls on the dude that's like... hey that bear has on a collar. I've got Trump stickers. Let's f'n do this!!!

I love it. The bear probably loves it or... at the least... gives way the less fucks about it than those pinko commie hippies that have their dirty stinky panties in a twist.

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +7 / -1 (edited)

I think the bear is likely more annoyed by having a toaster stapled to his neck.

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +4 / -2

I don't like making my dog wear a collar. Dogs scratch at them and they are clearly annoyed. I too would be more worried about who the hell decided to put a collar on a free bear?

That's way worse than a sticker in my mind. But whatever. I'm a Trump Supporter, which means my opinion is evil or something.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +2 / -1

Might have been some beer Trump Vodka Diet Coke involved before the task was undertaken..

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well of course some based pedes partook in those bear necessities of life.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

Song of the South reference? Really, bigot?

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +2 / -0

First off. Sorry. I'm a bigot. I love America. It goes hand in hand. According to social media.

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PoagMahone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah... I was thinking Baloo from Jungle Book. I do not remember that classic. I might look it up. Get bored being sequestered by lefty fascist order.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are prolly right and I'm confused. Wouldn't be my first time ....

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nickybops 19 points ago +19 / -0

SOMEONE GRAB THIS BEAR A COAT

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RoboChomo 18 points ago +18 / -0

"This is not the first time". LOL

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rob0Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some fucking burrito eating chad is dragging his giant balls around the woods slapping stickers on bears. Epic.

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patslimmy1 18 points ago +18 / -0

bear probably has more brains than the activists and supports Trump

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turanian_552 17 points ago +17 / -0

ASHEVILLE, N.C. (WLOS) — A local group of activists is outraged after a black bear was recently seen in Asheville with a political sticker on its collar.

Boo hoo. Maybe it's just smarter than the average bear!

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey boo boo

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babyface 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're activists. Being outraged is part of their job description.

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sunwolf87 17 points ago +17 / -0

IT WAS MEEEE!!!

'takes money and runs away with troll face on public display'

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Wrexxis780 15 points ago +15 / -0

Please let there be dumbass liberals nearby who will try to remove it...

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d1gw33d 13 points ago +13 / -0

"We have so many places in this world to put stickers and express our political views," Chapman says. "Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK."

LOL... why do I get the feeling if it said Biden 2020 she wouldn't be so outraged.

And is she under the impression the bears tracking collar was put there solely for the sticker? How fucking stupid are these people?

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myswedishfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have so many places in this world to put stickers and express our political views

Really? Name a place you could put a Trump sticker that the left wouldn't be outraged about and demand it removed.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where did this "not OK" thing originate? It's embarrassing.

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

$50 says that they're deranged enough to tranquillize the bear just to get the sticker off.

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HolographicTacoSalad 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't bear to read such a grizzly story! I'll see myself out now.

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Unhappymeal 11 points ago +11 / -0

Need to buy this pede a beer. Shake their hand. Then order a top shelf Kek for us both.

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mrd92 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Bears are NOT billboards!" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Top Kek!

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Barack0bama 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope some lefty parasite tries to take it off and gets gutted like a fish by the bear

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

So long as the bear doesn't eat them afterwards. Leftists are toxic!

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glorious! Thanks, Obama!

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ThatsGold 9 points ago +9 / -0

illfuckingdoitagain

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usa_foot_print 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao this is the second bear with a sticker.

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seaside_dreams 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why are they assuming the bear didn't put it there himself?

Buncha bigots. Bear can't have a damn opinion....? You better bet he's gonna be voting for lower taxes and bigger picnic baskets. He wants more noms in your garbage.

Bears for Trump 2020 SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR BOO BOO!!!

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MightyBright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bears are known to have been hardcore Republicans ever since Teddy Roosevelt was in office.

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Hillandbill 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who put that cruel collar and ear thing on that poor bear? I'll tell you what, the left loves tracking everything. Always afraid of everything.

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

The reward should be a lifetime supply of breakfast burritos

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best part: The article says this is the second bear that's gotten a Trump 2020 sticker put on its collar.

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ImperialxWarlord 8 points ago +8 / -0

If this person could put a sticker on a bear they’re either super stealthy or super strong. Not someone you want to mess with.Or they’re the dog whisperer of bears lol.

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VCW51 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or the person that put the collar on the bear is the one that put the sticker on it.

Seems they are too dumb to realize that nobody is going to believe that Joe Schmo jumped on the back of a black bear to put a sticker on it's collar.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 10 points ago +10 / -0

Which would imply that a game and fish employee, who would be the ones who tranq and collar bears, was... gasp a TRUMP supporter! And put a sticker on a collar they were using at work!

Which means.....they aren't q compliant little govt employee who hates trump and is ideologically pure. They must be rooted out and destroyed, because they just cannot STAND the possibility that within their own ranks (govt), there might exist someone who is a conservative. Especially an outspoken one.

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ImperialxWarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever heard of a joke my guy?

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Pleepleus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone has big pair of balls. Sticker bandit strikes again.

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MightyBright 8 points ago +8 / -0

This bear must wear this burdensome collar (now with a sticker) and bolts in its ears for worthless data.

Yeah, somehow I don't think the sticker constitutes much of the overall burden.

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swimminginthoughts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Okay, which one of you here did this? You deserve some praise!

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish my balls were big enough to put a sticker on a bear.

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FluffiPuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tha World: HOLY CRUD WHO PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON A BEAR

Trump dusts off bear fur and struts away

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GeneralBoobs 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's young, has shit stretching holes in its ears, and is wearing some kinda fetish collar in public. Yet, what she finds offensive is the sticker someone put on its collar. Are we sure it's a bear and not a sjw?

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pbarnett865 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadly, this type of thing can put the bear's life in jeopardy. Some idiot leftist could use this as a reason to kill it.

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DinsdalePiranha 3 points ago +3 / -0

With what? A folk song? Dirty Birkenstocks?

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TanksAbillion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bear just wants to eat his breakfast burrito. Leave it the FUCK ALONE!

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mrh218 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should be on a bull given the Trump market!

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Linespaced 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists hate bears now

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BurgerChef90 5 points ago +5 / -0

The photo looks like it's on someone's porch. If so, how did they get a photo of it on their porch without it running away? Black bears are pretty timid and will run away. Has the person been feeding it to get it to come back?

If so, I'm betting the person who "broke the story" put the sticker on there as a "false flag" to make us look like bad folks.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally reads like The Babylon Bee.

Total fucking clown world.

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Bigdeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

So the bear was tagged and being tracked. This is not news. The article could have been one of those funny news stories titled “Bear shows support for President Trump in 2020”. That would have been news then.

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Dev404 5 points ago +5 / -0

So dead people are allowed to vote but living animals having an opinion is not allowed? Discrimination!

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is so racist. What if the bear put the sticker on the bear? Did anybody ask the bear who he's voting for? Don't bears have rights, too?

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RedDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well of course it was a black bear, otherwise this wouldn’t be news.

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems like a great way to make $5k.

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Democrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

"A local group of activists is outraged"

The start of every great story

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mykillk 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is how they wake up and go to sleep every night.

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Teeje92 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love how the collar is fine but a harmless sticker on a collar is very problematic

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to mention the bolt through its ear

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DinsdalePiranha 1 point ago +1 / -0

“It’s a gauge, mom. All the other bears have one too.”

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sub-collector 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao! I put the https://youtu.be/OLmQTIS9Rv4 on their facebook and they promptly blocked me. I think it may be a good reason to fuck that HAB upside down and backwards a few times with a broomstick of technology.

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I commented and was blocked immediately

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ElGuapo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even fucking nature hates the Dems.

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Xenophon 5 points ago +5 / -0

We now have Burrito Chad and Bear Chad

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much you want to beat that if the sticker said BLM or was a rainbow/LGBTQAAIP^2 sticker we wouldn't be hearing about this?

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DinsdalePiranha 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bear would be reading kids library books in a cow costume.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be a feel good news story.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck this wasn’t in Florida!!

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

the person who first discovered the sticker put it on there as a virtue signaling false flag. where's my 5 grand.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can anyone tell me HOW SOMEONE PUT THAT STICKER ON THERE????

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fkn_lost_my_password 2 points ago +4 / -2 (edited)

By being a manly bear wrangling alpha male Trump supporter.

Really though, somebody probably tranq'd the bear and then slapped the sticker on. That's the kind of chad shit we do for fun.

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Gorilla_Channel 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are they gonna do if they find out who did it? Harass and attack the person? Because I don't think putting a sticker on a thing is illegal.

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BaronFalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Imagine the poor person that did this hyperventilating, unable to eat or drink and probably having a hard time controlling their bladder laughing at the triggering they caused.

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A10_BRAAP 4 points ago +4 / -0

I find it more offensive that there is a collar on a wild animal. And what the fuck is on it's ears. The only positive thing is this picture is the Trump 2020 sticker.

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DinsdalePiranha 3 points ago +3 / -0

The poor bear has so many piercings and electronics it probably came from Portland.

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Larebil 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOd damn !

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Truglow 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://helpashevillebears.org/report-a-tip/ I put a tip in as Yogi Bear address Jellystone national park. It wouldn't accept it.

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sub-collector 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK."

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ScareCraze 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am assuming that this is the origin of the MAGA bear

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Damean1 4 points ago +4 / -0

A local group of activists is outraged after a black bear was recently seen in Asheville with a political sticker on its collar.

Riiight. Outraged that it was Trump sticker. If it had been a Biden sticker, you could imagine the tone this story would have then.

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OnlyTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be presented as one of those happy little cute animal stories they stick in the news for warm, fuzzy moments.

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DinsdalePiranha 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stunning and brave.

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AGNT-BLANK 3 points ago +3 / -0

So can I just call them and tell them I put the sticker on the collar and get the $5000 reward? Is that what I am hearing?

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Jon888 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does the left even take itself seriously anymore?

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Registered 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clown world. Cruel and inhuman to put a sticker on the collar..ohhh I have never laughed so hard. When did the aliens drop off all these people?

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listening to her complaining about the damn sticker is cruel and inhumane

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Anyone3427 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best story ever, and whose to say the bear didn't put it there himself.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arguably, by letting someone put the sticker there, consent was given.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

Seriously.

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ParkerTruman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The real Trumpy Bear!

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V2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

The screeching Karen should just remove the sticker from the collar if she doesn’t like it. The bear will let her know if he wants it left alone.

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OnlyTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd rather see the people who put those awful, bulky and nasty collars on the poor bears get arrested. Force them to wear huge, wide collars and see how they like it.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Bear Market has made his pick, As long as we Vote Trump 2020, the stock market is solid for another 4 years.

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Erikabodereka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald Trump did it. President Donald Trump went to the Blue Ridge Mountains in his suit and tie and saw a sad black bear. He asked the bear why so glum? And between sniffles, the bear said that Asheville is over run with smelly liberals and the smell of piss is wafting through his once pristine home. Predident Trump hugged the bear and told him that daddy will make it all better. He gave the bear a sticker and told him to hang on because this train has no brakes.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live near Asheville. The hippies are PISSED. This is the second bear with a sticker. I’d love to buy whoever did it a lemonade.

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mintyfresh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK.

OK, Karen.

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KravMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was two polar bears at 1AM. They assaulted the black bear who was coming back from a late night beehive and shouted "This is a MAGA forest" before slapping the sticker on and dropping a bear trap around his neck.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they even ask the bear if it was a Trump supporter?

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

No but they asked 5 anonymous sources.

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TRUMP4USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karen, just ask to speak to the bear's manager.

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Yankreeeedoodle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where was Burrito Chad when this happened?

Sounds like something he would do.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMMFAO! This is absolutely hilarious. I love everything about this. From the fact that someone got close enough to the thing to slap a sticker on it to the fact that people are SO butthurt that they're willing to pay $5K to get someone to tattle on them. And even if they DO find out who it was, so fucking what? No laws were broken. Fuck off you cucked children.

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Whereami 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should put a Bears lives matter sticker on it(BLM)

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is amazing. Even the bears are voting trump!! Who would have thought!!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I turn myself in and get the reward? Lmao it’s some conversation faggots offering the reward. They have no power. I’ll go in, say it was me, collect my reward, flash my Trump 2020 shirt and make a trump gang logo with my hands like this 👌 and yell “Epstein didn’t kill himself!”

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okuser2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine if there was a $5000 reward for information on rioters

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Houdini 2 points ago +2 / -0

I Agree, the person should be rewarded for putting the sticker there.

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VictoryInDefiance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outrage! OUTRAGE I Say!! "Cruel and heartless" "Bears are not billboards" ...but I guess they can be fitted with a nice choker collar and free ear gauges, right? We absolutely MUST grind leftist ideology into oblivion. Hate doesn't even begin to describe what I feel for these Sorosian (new word?) sycophants.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cruel and inhumane? Lol! I guess I'm a terrible dog owner for putting a Trump 2020 collar on my fucking black lab?

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

He ain't black!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is blacker than black, but kind of brown, in the right light (probably dried creek water). American lab, not one of those buck tooth, fat ass European labs.

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Sum_devil 2 points ago +2 / -0

It it were a rainbow flag or a blm sticker they'd be LIKE HELL YEAH, just like we are. I wouldn't pay a dime to find out who did it b/c I don't care. The fact that these people care is crazy to me.

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porkrice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow I don’t think there would be an outcry if there was a BLM sticker on the bear. That would be hilarious if it was a liberal who did it to create drama

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wakadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bear likely did it himself. Their hands are prettw agile.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bearon Trump? Trumpon Bear?

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

The (way the) sticker wound up there – it had nothing to do with research activities,” Jennifer Strules, a wildlife biologist at NC State University working to study the bears in the area, told the Asheville Citizen Times. “We absolutely do not condone anyone approaching a bear at that close of a range to do something like that. It’s incredibly foolhardy and a public safety hazard for someone to do that.”

LOL

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Hijinx81 2 points ago +2 / -0

“We have the best bears!” 🐻 kek

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VaPnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Momma bear put it there!

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Magaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

What badass got that close to a bear to put a sticker on him?

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

So is it still a "black" bear?

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Canapeder 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was the one who put the sticker on the collar I would tell a friend to turn me in so we can split the 5000$ reward!

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Adhal 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is absolutely outrageous!!!! Poor bear got imprisoned for expressing his support for Trump! Literal Nazis!

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Tyroneswe 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA bear, we got the best bears, folks

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Asheville, those commies out there are as bad as it gets. If they had any critical thinking skills they would spin it that of course a bear ( Russia) would want Trump to win, in keeping with the muh Russia narrative. But they're idiots so they just reeeeeeeeeee'd.

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rossagesausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO this title infers that it's stuck on it's fur. It's just on it's collar. TDS is soooo insane.

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OneManBanned 2 points ago +2 / -0

This proves Russia-Trump collusion, no?

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

North Carolina has the best based-bears!

BTW stupid whiny lady, I confess. Now gimme my $5000.

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LaymanLeathers 2 points ago +2 / -0

This place never seems to stop getting better

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BidensHairyLegs 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the person who did it came forward would he/she get the 5k reward?

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leave it to lefties to think this is some kind animal abuse. Probably don't even have 2 brain cells left to rub together. I'm tired of these science denying, sky God worshipping idiots acting like they know something they really don't.

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LamboLimo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Bears for Trump

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freedom_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah just look for the guy walking around with his balls in a wheelbarrow.

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keepwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they think bears are being swindled into voting Trump?

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Seanp12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real life Trumpy Bear

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SoumiTexan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made my day! Even nature endorses Trump!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

MAGA bear just doing MAGA things. This triggered lefty story is almost unbearable.

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RiverRunnerVDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course an Assville resident got triggered by it. 🙄

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DinsdalePiranha 1 point ago +1 / -0

Irritated? Chaffed?

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Fenrir24 2 points ago +2 / -0

This Pede is a fucking legend! 😂

Meme war 2020 is going to be glorious!

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has there EVER been a presidential candidate who generated enough hype to inspire somebody to approach a freaking BEAR to promote him? Biden certainly couldn't.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the biden stickers are on moles that never leave their basement.

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TheDONSupreme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breaking: New evidence of Russian collusion found in North Carolina.

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RocketSurgeon22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it weird that the few people who have 2nd hand info have repeated the following:

-Scientists are apolitical

-Please donate to a certain group.

Weird right?

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Jesse3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d like to turn myself in please, I did it. Where’s my 5K?

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holliday50 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020: Soy Boys vs Bear Wranglers

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librul_tearsaholic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, we've all seen the Trumpy Bear ads...

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AbolishTheGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA bear mawls commies.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Should be a reward for the guy who did it.

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ProdigalSon1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awful that they put that on a black bear. As much as I support POTUS, there's a time and place for everything. I highly doubt that one of our pedes did this because I think the left put that on a bear to try and send across some sort of political message to make it seem like we're animal abusers or something.

I don't know the full story but based on a quick glance, this is the kind of information I can gather. A leftist that framed us

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Canuck4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This bear will be well fed shortly..... The reeeeee-ing will help Trumpy-bear find easy food sources

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magalikeumeanit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id also like to offer a reward to whoever put the Trump 2020 sticker on the bear.

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Lucy2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just don't want to be in the booth when that bear comes in to vote.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

How cruel, putting that sticker on a bear of color!

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Linespaced 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the cucks will shoot the bear with a tranquilizer to remove the sticker, nothing cruel or inhuman there.. move along, the sticker has got to go.

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Znut55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn those racist bears.

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DinsdalePiranha 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mail this bear a ballot or three.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +3 / -1

It was me, I did it, the bears asked me to and I said that "I didn't feel comfortable about it" but they relentlessly insisted. Bears can be very influential! All bears and all forest animals are huge Trump Supporters just like we are.

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RedPilledRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m confused. Is the person who put the sticker on the collar getting the $5k reward?

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MostlyHarmless 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the horror of being attacked by a bear and the last thing you see is trump 2020.

Then I’ll be laughing my ass off.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha... even the wildlife know Joepedo is not a viable candidate.... oh man.

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NeilNewsNetwork 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just hope that the tracking collar isn't using 5G!

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ColdZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Total Mad Lads. I'm going down to Florida next month, will be bringing my waterproof Shark stickers.

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DarkoPolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just lol as if the bear gives a fuck about a sticker on his tracking collar

“MuH aNiMaL rIgHtS”

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shawndw 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did it. Now I want my $5000

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imnotarobott 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn’t do it but wish I did!

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was Russian hackers. I have no evidence supporting that but apparently that's fine. My $5000, please.

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JohnWickParabellum 2 points ago +2 / -0

She mentioned the bolts in his ears right after the sticker. Who else believes she is the one that put the sticker there, to bring attention to the tracking equipment that she sees as cruel to the bear?

Her story stinks to high heaven... though the memes have been entertaining!

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

WORTHLESS DATA

..worthless to you, woman

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK."

LOL! The bear doesn't give a crap. It's probably a lot more annoyed by the tracking collar that some wildlife do-gooding organization put on it.

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EMPgirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, wonder if he grows bigger and the collar starts choking the shit out of him? He probably likes the Trump sticker, so other bears know he’s not a libtard bear.

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahhahahahah that's fking FANTASTIC that it was done in ashville... such a proggy shithole in the beautiful mountains.

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Donald_John_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

If this was a BLM sticker, I'm sure it wouldn't be "cruel and inhumane" but "beautiful and brave".

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MarcusOrbelious 2 points ago +2 / -0

As fast as Babylon Bee can make it up it happens.

Well Karen, if the bear wants Trump in 2020 his/her vote should count more than the ILLEGAL immigrants.

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Danmax67 2 points ago +2 / -0

The are paying a reward for the identity of the sticker putter? Has he or she done something illegal? Judging by the article, no. It looks like they just want to dox the person. I might claim to have done it for the $5,000.

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kidfromtheplayground 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is one Mad Lad right there! Only non soy latte men can put stickers on bear collars.

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namechangearoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t wait to see the video where he sneaks up with his MAGA hat on, gently places the sticker on his his collar, then jumps in his back, wakes the bear and rides it all the way back to town.

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Beef_Vegan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some absolute unit of a MAGA pede is laughing his ass off somewhere I want to buy him a beer.

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christ it’s just a sticker. Bear don’t give a schiff. If that was a Biden sticker story never woulda seen the light of day

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Shadilay1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist: the biologist who originally attached the collar put the sticker on it.

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MountainMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald Trump did it after wrestling the bear and the bear tapped out. Duh.

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novaks47 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the person that did it comes forward, will they get the $5k?

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fjobb 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what they worry about

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dxso 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made my day better

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Kiras 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the liberals say we don't have black supporters.

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fkn_lost_my_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw a Biden sticker on a squirrel.

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is too good

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PromiseImNotASpook 1 point ago +1 / -0

Inb4 it’s one of the scientists either trolling or trying to stir the shit pot.

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Trumpington_DC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does “HAB” receive tax dollars, either federal or state? Where’s the $5k coming from and could it be better used than this?

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mechdork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only YOU can help prevent riot fires

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mykillk 1 point ago +1 / -0

This act of systemic racism should never be tolerated. Clearly an act of intimidation. Bear Lives Matter!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here bear bear bear bear, who wants a burrito?

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R37arded 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is how I know we're gonna win. We out here chillin with bears and knocking commies out with a burrito in one hand! Biden voters are making signs with crayons lmao

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Juneofthewild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Contact HAB with any tips: 1-855-SOS-BEAR

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20MagnusKonrad20 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no victim here. Maybe these people should learn to grin and... bear it?...

... I'll see myself out now...

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RaceBaiterGinsburg 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Yogi and Boo Boo are faggot commies! TRUMP 2020!!!!”

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DinsdalePiranha 3 points ago +3 / -0

“I’m telling the ranger.”

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MuhSoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

lolllll

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

cruel and inhuman. Ugh.

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Liberty-Or-Death 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based Bear! 🐻

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TDWIN2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honk Honk

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BaronFalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the harpy cat lady karens get this person fired, I hope Trump gives them a job.

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Znut55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously....the left is crazy and it seems more and more of these "crazies" are filled with so much hatred that they want revenge for ANYONE with an opposing opinion and will go to great lengths to harm.

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infosecpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be an absolute shame for everybody to submit serious sounding tips to them.

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heyyoudvd 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the ultimate nightmare for Stephen Colbert.

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bf4truth 1 point ago +1 / -0

democrats are degenerates

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't you think they put the sticker on before they put the collar on?

c'mon guys. Think.

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SharkTeamTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Bear Lives Matter!

Vote Trump 2020!

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VaPnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

I done it!

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RealKAGGER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top KEK!

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Mona1950 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my God - this is hilarious and I imagine put the Dims into a state of hysteria. "Cruel and Unusual" Are you saying the bear is NOT a Trump supporter lady? HOW DARE YOU

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DylanSilveira1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to offer a reward! Some beer and food for free on me!

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Free0fReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can't I stop laughing? It's be more than 4 hours. Should I seek medical assistant?