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ORD_to_SFO 721 points ago +721 / -0

They look like Americans. Like me.

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Doth 284 points ago +284 / -0

Can confirm, I'm wearing the same pair of sandals.

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tonysoprano 211 points ago +213 / -2

Those are flip-flops, not sandals.

Russian-bot confirmed!!

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Doth 148 points ago +148 / -0

BEEP BOOP HAIL PUTIN

PLEASE INSERT WODKA

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deleted 67 points ago +68 / -1
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MrSir 55 points ago +55 / -0

Wait a minute... ITS JUST A GUY IN A BOX! NOT A MACHINE AT ALL!

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Doth 59 points ago +59 / -0

BLYAT THEY ARE ON TO ME

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Neonentity 24 points ago +24 / -0

You had too much wodka and womited all over the floor. Dead giveaway.

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mickusa1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol 😂

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IqwensuOrja 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh woooooow! It’s Awesome-o!

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LordPurringtonII 8 points ago +8 / -0

Awesome-O, you wouldn’t happen to have a pleasure function would you...

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

.... BENDER LIVES!

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RussianBot1776_MAGA 48 points ago +48 / -0

Hey, that's me!

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RyanT282 9 points ago +9 / -0

Username checks out.

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righttowolfarms 43 points ago +44 / -1

As a Pacific Islander, I would like to respectfully disagree. They are called slippers. Or slippas if you prefer.

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b9k9 20 points ago +20 / -0

HI pede? Thought the whole state was machine DNC.

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righttowolfarms 34 points ago +34 / -0

California. I got lots of family on Maui though. (My family is Illocano, like 9 out of 10 Filipinos on Maui lol) Sadly, a lot of them are hardcore Anti-Trump Democrats. They don’t see the spectre of Chinese influence as dangerous.

While I love to visit, I would hate to live there. Something about being stuck on an island with a bunch of insufferable Democrats would drive me insane eventually. At least CA has millions of Trump voters. And we have more lax firearms laws.

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OnlyAmerica 36 points ago +36 / -0

You call CA firearms laws lax?! Alright, I'm staying the fuck away from those islands.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 32 points ago +32 / -0

One of them might tip over! Lol

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righttowolfarms 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, I looked up firearms laws in Maui and Hawaii when I was coming to visit family and it’s restrictive as fuck.

You are not even allowed to use a firearm to defend yourself or your home. Everything must have a permit. You cannot bring a firearm anywhere else other than the range. Etc.

Admittedly, Hawaii is probably a lot safer than California though.

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

we can't even have more than ten round magazines. Fixed too, unless you want featureless AR, so no easy reloading. Oh, and Nunes wants to outlaw them flat out too, just got an email saying as such.

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BallsackPaneer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wow. So they're still liberal even after China's concrete island building near Filipino regional waters?

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righttowolfarms 15 points ago +15 / -0

Absolutely. Leftists American Filipinos don’t even mention it. When I tell them about the Nine-Dash line or other Chinese atrocities they don’t even care.

They are fucking Progressive idiots that will talk all day long about slavery in the US from 180 years ago but don’t even know about the history of the Philippines from 1900-present. It’s all about White Man and US Colonialism.

Do they even realize that the US with the help of Gen. McArthur pretty much saved the Philippines from the Japanese (yet another race they don’t care about)? They would tear down his statue too just because he was a white man.

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chinita_atx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not "near". They're in Philippine waters.

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libertarantula 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hawaii is the most racist place I've visited. When you get off the beaten path and go to the hood, they f*kn hate white people. I was refused service and people called out "haulei" to me wherever I went. Please show me footage of black people being called racial slurs live in 2020 in public. Not happening.

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JosephBlough 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have never been to Hawaii, but I have heard for many years that they are the most racist people in America and actually have certain parts of their state where only native Hawaiians are allowed to go.

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blurgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of Truthers & Trump supporters on the down-low on Oahu (Waipahu, Kaneohe) and the Big Island. Maui's folks are still sleeping and that seems to be a Bill Hicks vacation spot.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 10 points ago +10 / -0

CHINELAS

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righttowolfarms 13 points ago +13 / -0

lol or chinelas yes

That’s more of a Philippines thing tho. They still call them slippers (en ingles) in the PI.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

can confirm...am pinoy-pede 🇵🇭🇺🇸🐸

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blurgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is my fav Mele Kalikimaka Hawaiian Filipino song calling out the crazy loco bruda's in pigeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QykeoA0SVt4

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Bidzo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hell no those are jandals!!

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Nunyo_Biznez 3 points ago +3 / -0

NZ pede? Or Australia?

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Bidzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

NZ transient last year

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a kid growing up, we called these flip flops. Long time ago now though.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thongs.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard that too, although it was a lot less frequent.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Southern thing I think

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IqwensuOrja 3 points ago +3 / -0

Le’ai, silipas

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe on one of the islands, but on the West Coast, they are flippies, friend.

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Nunyo_Biznez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slippahs....

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Brahman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slippahs! Don't forget you gotta put them on your hands to run faster.. always nice to see more alohapedes

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JeffersonTea 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ackshually, those are thongs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

In a different post people were discussing when these were called g-strings.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

They look pretty cool! The fight vid is so funny though, who would talk shit wearing those? Duh

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nunyadangbidness 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fight video? I'm gone for a day or two and missed a fight video? Where is this video of which you speak?

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Jackjet10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes ! Called in 50’s-60’s then became flip flops from Margaritaville - lol

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morphagent 11 points ago +11 / -0

Former beach-bum here...can confirm, they are flip-flops.

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Jackjet10 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chanclas in south/ valley Texas

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morphagent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. I lived in the Harlingen area years ago and some people called shoes "Chevys". The joke was, didn't own a car so my shoes were my Chevy.

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MachoMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of us Floridians call them slaps but flip-flops is the term I grew up with.

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morphagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, starting hearing "slaps" when I was in SoCal.

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morphagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth. I've also lived in South Texas and the same shit.

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ithurts2bankok 2 points ago +2 / -0

in france they’re called phillipe fillops

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2honks 8 points ago +8 / -0

I also have big ugly toes. Twins.

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Hedonismbot 7 points ago +7 / -0

In Soviet Russian, everyone gets brown sandal, and it wears you!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 6 points ago +6 / -0

Flip flops or sandals. Ehh!

That’s a ‘68 Mustang in the photo.

America, confirmed!

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NebDakFly2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clam diggers! More BOTS!

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Magaman_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

RACIST!

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Linespaced 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chanclas, they are good for throwing at cucks.

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RussianBot9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Da. Botskis.

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RussianBot2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonchyoutalkingbout? Crocs are official Russian Bot footwear.

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XinnietheFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Capture Moose and Squirrel

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RegularAmerican 39 points ago +39 / -0

You know you're american when you don't just own work boots. You have worn them out.

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Doth 21 points ago +21 / -0

LOL. I'm lucky if they last a whole year in my line of work.

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RegularAmerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

That kinda depends too on the quality and how you take care of them. But believe me brother I've been there where I could only afford the Wal Mart boots. I used to wear those out fast.

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Doth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Working with masonry can really rip 'em up.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you ever tried Redwing?

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't bought a very nice pair in a long time because the last ones I got ended up having the sole split in half after a few months, so I've just been resigned to my large feet and demanding job destroying boots. I go for the lower-end ones. Are Redwings really so durable?

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Jackjet10 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steel toed

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't really like the steel toe. I guess it helps for kicking commies asses. But I work around huge tractors and I know that little steel toe won't help with anything other than cutting off my toes instead of just smashing my foot into the dirt

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Jackjet10 6 points ago +6 / -0

I 100% agree— osha requirements— just observed he had them on — with scuffs on toes- steel toes will guarantee injuries for sure- knew personally of a forklift injury that was made worse with the amputation aspect you mentioned

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mykillk 17 points ago +17 / -0

If those are Reef I might be wearing the same ones too haha

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SirSeizureSalad 11 points ago +11 / -0

I bought a pair of olukai sandals like 15 years ago and never looked back. I think I have 5 pairs now, and they're all still in great shape.

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xens 10 points ago +10 / -0

This was the kind of review I wanted to see before I went and ordered some. Bought the lady a pair and have been considering some for myself.... Thank you kind Sir.

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rightwingthunder 10 points ago +10 / -0

thedonald.win is replacing amazon reviews now?

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xens 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes...

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been almost 13 years of trompin through salt water at the beach, fishing, washing my dog, getting them soaked and letting them dry over and over. Close up in the sun they actually look much more worn than they do in person. And these are the most worn of my 5 pairs, just cause I wore them 75% of the time. As long as they still make them the same as they used to, you'll be very happy with them.

https://imgur.com/Hm6PRuc

https://imgur.com/yIZbg6K

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xens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dope def getting a pair thank ya much kind Sir. :)

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Fabius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh shit...

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Cmchn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shoes are for nerds

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SpaceForce 4 points ago +4 / -0

He got cute feet doe

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine sure ain't! They're big veiny bastards covered in scars and calluses. I probably don't actually need the flip flops anymore... There's not a nail on the road that's going through these dogs!

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ISchiffedMyPants 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same

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CisSiberianOrchestra 75 points ago +75 / -0

So if a movie is made about Burrito Bros, I think Jake Gyllenhaal is a shoe-in to play Mustang Shirt.

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gc3kea 65 points ago +65 / -0

"I came here to kick ass and eat burritos, and you just fucked up my burrito."

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cupocovfefe 19 points ago +19 / -0

This line has to be in the movie... And mad respect to these Pedes!!

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KillaryBillary 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'll eat your ass!" -Alex Jones

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Everquest4Life 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Is that a promise?" - Barack Obama

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LivebytheTendies 43 points ago +44 / -1

James Woods as "The Director"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 41 points ago +41 / -0

Or Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson is a damn talented director. He gave us Braveheart, Apocalypto, the Passion of the Christ, and Hacksaw Ridge.

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kekburglar 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Patriot!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, but he didn't write or direct that one. He just starred in it.

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roland Emmerich if you can believe that, since his movies are pure shit now.

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jeffreyepstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

He needs to do the four part reboot of the thief in the night series

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if Mad Mel made it an allegory of Hollywood. He's been acting for decades. I'm sure he knows some shit.

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SomaticallySpeaking 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wearing a Mustang shirt, leaning on a Mustang while... Being a mustang?

...

Get Sarah Jessica Parker on the phone.

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LivebytheTendies 16 points ago +16 / -0

James Woods as "The Director"

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha yes!

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Vegans4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's gonna be Jake Gyllenhaal vs generic brand soy Ryan Gosling

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rightwingthunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

agree we need to dramatize it. and instead of beating up one guy the hero beats up 12 commies.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Danny Tredjo for his partner in crime, or the guy from rust to riches.

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Fabius 74 points ago +74 / -0

Just some dudes trying to eat breakfast burrito in peace, but won't be left alone by Democrats.

Symbolizes basically all of American life right now.

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SordidPontification 30 points ago +30 / -0

Sadly "won't be left alone by Democrats" has been a truism for many decades.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't recall that before SCOTUS settled the 2000 election. I attacked like a shark at anyone and everyone who tried that bs with me. I never hurt anyone but they showed they were snowflakes even back then. Wish I had thought of asking them if they need a coloring book and a safe space.

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TrumpForeverEver 71 points ago +71 / -0

MAGA BROS!

I love how you say in the video

“I am going to put this on The Donald”

Lol. Thinking on your feet

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theanniechrist 27 points ago +27 / -0

That was my favorite part!

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rooftoptendie 15 points ago +15 / -0

RIDE THE KEK LIGHTNING

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blytz77 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is the peak of human achievement to date

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cupocovfefe 9 points ago +10 / -1

Same! That and the related epic photo stance he takes to make the shot!

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 32 points ago +32 / -0

GOD BLESS MAGA!

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Sixty2ndAssassin 31 points ago +31 / -0

Can confirm. Am American.

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Trumpfan1 26 points ago +26 / -0

They look like Americans 🇺🇸 Patriots 🗽and now internet sensations! #TeamChadBurrito🌯

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magabirdlady 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just regular Joes.

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Sirbigusdickus 12 points ago +12 / -0

I appreciate how diverse they look... Just kidding, fuck all that racist bullshit.

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Barack-Obama 11 points ago +12 / -1

I'd suck both of their dicks.

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3006Springfield 14 points ago +14 / -0

Is Mike on vacation or something?

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Cheesygorditacrunch3 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least you can be yourself here, Barry. Unlike that time you were president and had to hide everything.

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mr. Right looks like a heterosexual version of Jake Gyllenhall : )

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logic1010 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isn't it kind of cool, this guy is a local hero. During the revolution there were plenty of local hero. American legend.

This shall be known in the history books, "the burrito smelled round the world"

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rtdanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone who stands up to injustice looks like an american. That is our true history.

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Reev_Jax 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you are ever in Atlanta I know a great place with amazing burritos. No mask required :)

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zerofoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don’t look like me, but they are like me.

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy crap. It's Nicholas Cage and John Kay.

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Reev_Jax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like two Patriot Chads

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45GoldenEra 2 points ago +2 / -0

im unhappy with the outcome, when police got involved and saw the video they asked the burrito bros if they wanted to press charges and they said an apoligy was enough, if the video of it didnt exist they would be in deep shit and the libtards were more than willing to cause them as much damage as posible, they called the police solely for that

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wakingmajority [S] 471 points ago +472 / -1

You all made it worth it!

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DarthFuckinVader 199 points ago +199 / -0

bruh you're like meme gold. Scientist Pepes are reporting the kek potential is off the charts!!!!!

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Data 75 points ago +75 / -0

They'll be studying the spice for centuries.

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molecularpimpin 39 points ago +39 / -0

We're re-calibrating past Kek data to the new standard for top kek as I type this

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ChasingTheCloudsAway 16 points ago +16 / -0

He' a legend on here now for sure. Burrito freedom fighting MAGA Man!

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BetoForPrez 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's true.

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Jackhererer 104 points ago +104 / -0

Body camera FTW!! Beat way to protect yourself agaisnt psychotic liberals.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 64 points ago +64 / -0

More people need to get body cams!

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morphagent 24 points ago +24 / -0

I ordered one just because of this incident.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 32 points ago +32 / -0

I got breakfast burritos just because of this incident.

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CelesteD 13 points ago +13 / -0

ha ha same, just this morning.

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Birdwatch488 8 points ago +8 / -0

I shall be making a breakfast burrito and ordering a body cam because of this incident. Match Me!

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same, PLUS I will order a soy latte and pour it on a portion of said breakfast burrito in act of daily remembrance of what Lactose Intoleranct Soy Karen did.

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magabirdlady 13 points ago +13 / -0

yes..did the woman ever find out she was being recorded?

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 26 points ago +26 / -0

OP posted that when the police arrived, they informed the couple that they were being recorded

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh thanks..:)

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Krig2 23 points ago +23 / -0

Any info on a good brand?

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kickass_slaybass 24 points ago +24 / -0

Saw OP Chad mentioned in another thread his mates was a BC-300

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Krig2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks!

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RedPilledRaven 9 points ago +9 / -0

$200 on eBay

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irescreams 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s in the picture at my waist a CamPro

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just had one delivered. I liked the footage quality and I have a feeling it will come in handy with how things are going lately.

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Krig2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks

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morphagent 5 points ago +5 / -0

MIUFLY has pretty good reviews.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really didn't like the quality on the Miufly. I watched some youtube videos this morning. This is on par cost wise.

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insta360 has a high quality body cam with fantastic quality. https://www.insta360.com/mobile/product/insta360-go/

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I picked up the campro the poster has. It’s not bad and the night vision is pretty good.

I took it out shopping today!

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Diotima 5 points ago +5 / -0

ive actually had people tell me... basically.. "its illegal to record others without their consent.." BITCH IF I GET ASSAULTED IM PRETTY SURE THE LAST THING THE COPS ARE GONNA CARE ABOUT IS IF MY BODY CAMERA IS "ILLEGAL" if it catchs the illegal assault on me.

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Jackhererer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depends on your state laws. In AZ only 1 party needs to know recording is happening.

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mobusdorphin 78 points ago +80 / -2

Gotta say, I live in Cleveland and I'm apprehensive about wearing my Trump 2020 hat. You guys live in SoCal which probably has higher levels of TDS than here. I don't want to be "that guy" who wears a hat to start trouble, but I also want fellow Cleveland pedes to know they're not alone. Nonetheless, I respect you guys standing your ground and standing up for your beliefs!

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 105 points ago +105 / -0

You don't start trouble by wearing a hat. The person having a meltdown over someone wearing a hat is starting trouble.

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mobusdorphin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah - you're totally right, I'm not saying I would feel like I started trouble by wearing the hat - however, no matter who starts it, I would prefer trouble not happening in the first place.

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MustBeTrump 38 points ago +39 / -1

Think of the meme potential if you do get to beat the snot out of a rabid commie.

Get that hat on and get a body cam and a film crew if possible.

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mobusdorphin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I really don't want to beat the snot out of any Commies. I'd much rather talk to them and try to raise them into our army of Pedes instead. For sure though, I definitely would want to get a body cam.

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Nibba 32 points ago +32 / -0

I wore a MAGA hat to a specific college campus a couple years ago near you where some people may or may not have been famously shot during some rioting over a war in an Asian country. This campus happens to be famously super liberal. Nothing but high fives from people. Had a dude at a stop sign yell out his window asking for a high five across the street. It could be different now, but never be afraid. I wear the flag Trump hat pretty often out in public, never had negative feedback from that either. Actually when I wore the MAGA hat around often, it got a lot of positive attention. Only one land whale at a gas station that got mad and bagged my drinks roughly as if that was going to ruin my day.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Roughly bagging your drinks? Heavens to murgatroid! Clutch your pearls, even! Exit, stage left ...

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mobusdorphin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could imagine that to be much more likely out there as it's a bit more in the country. The end of my street is the border to Cleveland, so I'm deep in Blue country. That being said - I know there's a good few that want to see someone in a Trump hat and are too afraid to show it in public, and I would certainly like to be one that can put it on for them.

There's also the other issue which I think is especially prevalent here in our city specifically, is that people just are tired of politics and would be annoyed whether I was wearing a Biden or a Trump hat, and I can certainly sympathize with those people too.

I think as we get closer to the election though I'll start wearing it. I know I want to put a Trump sign on my front lawn, but I don't want to be the first person on my street putting up a sign. That being said, the moment I see the first Biden sign, my lawn is getting a Trump sign.

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TheSJWHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get your CCW if you don’t already have it!

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 50 points ago +50 / -0

Handled yourself like a pro. Favorite comment, "they don't pick the guy who bleeds the most." San Diego appreciates you. P.S. What year mustang is that?

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wakingmajority [S] 51 points ago +51 / -0

68

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw the decal/flag whatever saying 302 and knew. Before that it was the 289.

I come from a ford and specifically mustang family, I see everything going on in this pic and I am downright jealous.

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wakingmajority [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

It is a 302

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ok, sorry, let me clarify. I was just saying 68' was the first year 302 was available, and before that (67 and before) the v8 of choice was the 289.

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wakingmajority [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ah. I bought it in 2002. Not selling 😏

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wouldn't either! My first was a 66', and my dream baby is a 69' mach 1 scj.

Gotta love cars you can still work on and replace parts yourself, especially without needing a computer.

Just out of curiosity, do you have the pony interior option? It looks like it to my eye.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice piece of Americana you got there. Also - living legend bro thanks for the entertainment last night.

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zipodk 29 points ago +29 / -0

Attorney here they do often however pick the person who calls 911 first as the victim. Very very good that these two had a bodycam. It's unbelievable luck, what a great CYA.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Question for you: seeing as there is much discussion on here that OP should press charges, does the fact that he pursued them change his ability to press charges at all?

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zipodk 3 points ago +3 / -0

No but it did appear that OP may also be liable for being charged if you really went by the book. So everyone walking away is a pretty good outcome. Being assaulted doesn't give you free reign to assault others - still has to be within the context of self defense or citizen's arrest.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you. My initial reaction was pressing charges could open him up to countersuit, but you raise a different angle that neither of us thought of: citizen's arrest. Instead of exacting revenge by a beatdown, holding at least one of them to be identified to Police and press charges that way. Although we aren't allowed unlimited force in that situation either.

OP says both of them put their hands on him first, and you can briefly see that in the video if you're really looking for it. He still had to pursue them to get in that situation though. I don't know if this would change any of the legalities but it would make it hard to claim self defense. Defending oneself against coffee? Or acid for that matter; fortunately we don't have the acid attacks they do in the UK. Pretty horrible law if we can do nothing after being attacked by liquids, (or semi-solids in the case of antifa) but citizen's arrest is an angle maybe more should think of.

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thisguy883 34 points ago +34 / -0

Surprised the mods haven't permanently given you the Burrito Chad flair.

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gnomenclature 17 points ago +18 / -1

Lol. We definitely need a burrito chad flair!

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Brainz 30 points ago +30 / -0

You know you’re getting free burritos for life. Where ever you go. MAGA!

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CerebralPimp 20 points ago +20 / -0

Any chance one of you are from Paradise, CA or went to high school there? One of you look like a person I went to school with and worked at a video store rental back in the day.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dudes, you're heroes.

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IIIIIIIIlllllllllI 11 points ago +11 / -0

What did the cops say to you guys?

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, is that a Red Bull? Please say yes ;)

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wakingmajority [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

As far as you are concerned it is 😉

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could sell that T shirt for like $500. Or just frame it.

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Alpinix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a feeling that body cam sales are skyrocketing right now, lol. What model cam is it?

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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burrito sales through the roof

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Racerx719 271 points ago +272 / -1

2 of the biggest Chads in California that’s for damn sure

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Art-Vandelay41 47 points ago +68 / -21 (edited)

Fighter Chad has definitely seen his better days lol

EDIT: Apparently this was a very controversial comment

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wakingmajority [S] 120 points ago +120 / -0

I did not sleep much. Was too wired. That burrito is a prop.

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Art-Vandelay41 56 points ago +57 / -1

It’s still beautiful. You have been gloriously immortalized in TheDonald legend. You need to frame this picture and proudly display it. It needs to become a trend to wear that Mustang shirt with the collar torn. A way to identify the dot win goers in public.

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Everquest4Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know what costume I'm wearing for Halloween!

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 37 points ago +37 / -0

Start thinking about your statue in the Garden of Heroes. I think the shirt needs to go to a MAGA museum.

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rooftoptendie 16 points ago +16 / -0

NO BURRITO IS A PROP

ALL BURRITOS MATTER

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

All burritos don't matter until black bean burritos matter!

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Konig 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you link the body cam that was used?

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wakingmajority [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

BC300 by bodycam

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Konig 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg burrito chad replied to me ❤️

Please press charges bro! Stay safe!

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WardD2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brass balls in a Kevlar sack.

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Husky 35 points ago +35 / -0

They're stupid big though. Cameras aren't that big, either. There must be a better solution than what's on the market

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Shitposter69 31 points ago +31 / -0

I think the main problem there is the battery since cameras and flash storage are pretty power hungry.

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Labyrinth9000 15 points ago +15 / -0

Forgotten about the spy pen cameras?

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GreenHat 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ironically the one he uses (cammpro 1296p HD) is on a limited time deal on amazon. Ha.

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righttowolfarms 20 points ago +22 / -2

FUCK amazon. That is all.

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remember1776 10 points ago +12 / -2

Cool, let’s give Bezos more of our money 😹

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CelesteD 3 points ago +4 / -1

At least try newegg first, altho I don't know if thats any better.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seem to remember Fred Chang being pretty based.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, I never looked into who owned newegg.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Newegg get into that Black Lives Matters shit? I don’t remember.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I'll check into it, I don't remember either.

Edit: https://conservativefiringline.com/list-of-269-companies-supporting-antifa-black-lives-matter/

I did not see them listed here, or on other similar searches. Suppose I could just email them and ask.

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fapoo 124 points ago +124 / -0

John Wick 4 - "They tore my shirt"

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Major_Nutt 24 points ago +24 / -0

"They soaked my burrito"

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Tarenthian512 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Are ya pissed yet BURRITO BOY??!!"

Chad Burrito: "yeah....'

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HeavyHebrew 118 points ago +125 / -7

Bro doesn't even look like much. Age-old maxim: it isn't about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. And Burrito Chad has a huge amount of fight in his heart, nothing but heart. Gets attacked and immediately is on mission to win.

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wakingmajority [S] 160 points ago +160 / -0

The time to be quiet is over. Time to win!

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tankmanban 14 points ago +15 / -1

Save some for the rest of us.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amen to that! Silent majority needs to be silent no more

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WardD2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Roger that. Everyone should be on the SVA Team.

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wakingmajority [S] 91 points ago +91 / -0 (edited)

Put me in, Coach!

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physicscat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm ready to play!

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EpicPede 57 points ago +59 / -2

He isnt fat or tiny. A full grown able bodied man is dangerous. Especially when angry.

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NADSAQ 38 points ago +38 / -0

Two things to fear; the sea in a storm and the anger of a patient Burrito Chad

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EpicPede 12 points ago +14 / -2

hell ya

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MAGAbetterargument 32 points ago +32 / -0

Beware of all body types in a fight. Seen all shapes and sizes inflict damage without fear, seen all shapes and sizes blow over with the wind.

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EpicPede 13 points ago +15 / -2

no doubt about it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Absolutely! I try to cultivate discussion about technique(s) here. We have strength of will, conviction, and determination on our side. They have organization and planning. Those are not 2 advantages we can afford to leave them with

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WardD2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's all about Sudden Violence of Action and the willingness to apply damage.

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jiffynipples 10 points ago +10 / -0

Idk looks like he could throw a good punch with those arms.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looked to me like he was wanting to, if the girl would just get out of the way. Seems to me like the best one landed was the first, that low uppercut to the nose? Not at all a square hit ...

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HeavyHebrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

The power of your punch isn't in your arms, it is in your hips and your willingness to do violence

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2KEK_Chigurh 107 points ago +108 / -1

Love you dudes, so much chill. You’ve generated endless meme lore. We will never forget. Burrito Lives Matter.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 27 points ago +27 / -0

Someone should meme the burrito lives matter! Leftists will reeeee so hard!

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-Howitzer- 99 points ago +99 / -0

God bless you both!

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5854110203868847 87 points ago +87 / -0

The ripped shirt is hilarious! Yet strikingly poignant

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Brownwaterboys 37 points ago +37 / -0

nothing more chad than a ripped shirt after stomping leftists

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tankmanban 21 points ago +21 / -0

And leaning on a 302 Mustang.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

A '68 no less! Man if we can recapture the greatness of that year, before double digit inflation set in ...

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raytwentynine 20 points ago +20 / -0

I feel like the bitch should have paid for the shirt

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RarestPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Her boyfriend did, so I guess it’s okay

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +10 / -0

IT WAS HIS FAVORITE SHIRT!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, it was HER favorite shirt. This bitch is such a bitch that the shirt on his back is "hers," by her way of thinking. Cause she don't give a FUCK!

Let's see what Bertha has to say about that in jail, where this bitch belongs

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

no, OP said that vintage mustang shirt was his favorite tee, in another thread from last night.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

My bad, I was thinking about the psycho bitch saying the shirt soyboi was wearing was her favorite shirt.

You're right, OP understandably loves that shirt.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

There were several favorite shirts involved during that skirmish.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

The skirmish of the favorite shirts! So it is written

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Pres_Trump 72 points ago +72 / -0

The main problem with these Antifa ass holes is they have never been punched in the face before.

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tonysoprano 49 points ago +50 / -1

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Professor M. Tyson.

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RedneckQuartermaster 17 points ago +18 / -1

And that’s why they think they still have a plan.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey I know, let's overthrow the Constitution, WCGW? - Anqueefa

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Cyer6 12 points ago +12 / -0

These two are just TDS coastal white liberals. But same goes for them. Have never faced real life consequences throughout their worthless lives.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would not surprise me if they have dressed in black bloc

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wakingmajority [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

You speak out of your ass, son.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was talking about the two mask nazi's ding dong.

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wakingmajority [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your wording "These two" made it seem like you were calling me a coastal white liberal. Since you are looking at an actual picture of me. I am coastal and white though.....

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

The main problem with these Antifa ass holes is they have never been punched in the face before.

A reply to Pres_Trump talking about the mask nazi's being antifa, I disagree on that. And "coastal white liberals" is a way of describing where most of these people tend to live but really, they've infested pretty much every state like locusts.

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pmurTJdlanoD 59 points ago +59 / -0

If I ever see you guys around, I swear to GOD....I will buy you a beer.

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Sleazy_1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or burrito

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Burrito Boys already got that covered 💪🏻

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Burritos and beer for everyone!

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SarcastiCarcasS 58 points ago +58 / -0

This is too awesome.

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Independenceforever 56 points ago +56 / -0

That chick defending her beta was actually holding on to his shirt tight like it was the manliest thing she'd ever touched.

Wasn't gonna let it go in her moment of fantasy lol. Did she sniff em like the JoePedo too?

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wakingmajority [S] 73 points ago +73 / -0

Look how she paces with me once I back off. Total psycho.

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Harambe 26 points ago +26 / -0

She wishes she was walking with you instead of her cuck, had to try it out for a second to see what it's like

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Hillarys_Diaper 15 points ago +17 / -2 (edited)

Its cuz she knows she's wrong. Hopefully civil war never happens in this country because if it did, Karen's and feminists such as her would be getting raped and pillaged regularly. The 3rd wave feminists have convinced these women that they are of physical equality even though she literally just got her boyfriends ass beat. Notice how he didn't pace you. He didn't want anymore of your wrath.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +8 / -1

I hate to break it to you but our cold Civil War went hot on 5/26. Just not everywhere. We should be trying to keep the violence contained to those areas WROL, (without rule of law) and putting the smackdown on these faggots at every turn is part of the way that's done. They need to be afraid to admit they're anything but a diehard Trump supporter.

Or where we can cooperate with LEOs, that might work better.

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Hillarys_Diaper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent point pede.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wwg1wga

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joker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why 5/26?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

5/26 was the first day of riots. They announced they're out for blood. They announced they want to kill us. They burned down the 3rd precinct, and once that footage was seen the violence exploded. Quite unnaturally I'll add. Plannedriots had been planned in advance, with paid agitators and quite a bit staged in place by then.

Others have said this was supposed to start with the Juicy Smollyay ordeal, but failed to ignite.

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righttowolfarms 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)

Dude these types of bitches are all over California. I would say it’s most of Leftist Women.

Never forget that it was Eve that told Adam to eat from the tree of knowledge *of good and evil. (Because Lord knows if you’re having lunch which no joke is a burrito lol while typing really quickly and forget to add something, you’re automatically a slanderous fool.)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

(tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Saying it your way slanders God, as though He were somehow opposed to knowledge)

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righttowolfarms 1 point ago +2 / -1

k

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's a longass name. ToKoGaE? But our phrase "tree of knowledge" messes the whole concept all up

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VinlandThistle 2 points ago +2 / -0

That did really confuse me as a kid, honestly.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOTS of people are still confused and trapped by that one little concept!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HwtWLokSc

One of the most powerful creations in the past decade

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JuanTitor 5 points ago +6 / -1 (edited)

Even at my large conservative church, it's tough to find a woman who is truly conservative who isn't large.

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

At any church I've gone to here in central Florida, it's impossible to find a single, conservative woman, period! Maybe a single mom here and there who's just looking for a sugar daddy, but that's it.

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tankmanban 3 points ago +3 / -0

10k years ago that was a mating dance.

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tankmanban 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little man in the boat got a workout that night.

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ThirteenPercenter 2 points ago +2 / -0

She masturbated furiously that night I’m sure

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AlcoholicRetard 44 points ago +45 / -1

Masks are gay, good for you two.

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Husky 41 points ago +41 / -0

Punk ass bitch needs to buy you a new shirt

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PM_ME_UR_YARD_GIRL 36 points ago +36 / -0

Make her buy a legit maga shirt so that she donates to the Trump campaign.

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PaigeAshley 39 points ago +39 / -0

The ripped shirt would make Captain Kirk proud. No scuffle is a true scuffle until a shirt is shredded!

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Cyer6 7 points ago +7 / -0

"It ain't a party 'til something gets broken."

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tankmanban 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Party is over, I'm bleeding out of my face, waah"

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

;)

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Gmoney1036 38 points ago +38 / -0

It’s really awesome you got out in front of this one with body cam footage. Imagine what could have happened if your friend wasn’t recording. Good restraint as well when you told that cuck to get his girl off you instead of trying to push her off and accidentally hurting her.

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tcriv 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think he said he only played it the way he did because he knew they were going to be backed up by video evidence.

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WU_HAN_FRU 37 points ago +37 / -0

That tattered shirt is glorious like the Star Spangled Banner over Ft. McHenry.

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MAGAholic 37 points ago +37 / -0 (edited)

I fucking loved the video and how you handled it. Were nice throughout all of it. Defended yourself when attacked. Then went back to being the calm and reasonable one, sitting down eating.

Me and my ladypede absolutely lost our shit when you told the guy, "youre gonna end up getting arrested because of your STUPID girlfriend", while pointing at her and not even looking at her while you said it. She stayed quiet and had no reaction, subconsciously acknowledging her stupidity and fuck up

Great stuff

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I missed that part! Now it's satisfying, thank you

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BidenTouchedMe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Cant stop laughing at your shirt man. Funny shit. Auction it off.

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wakingmajority [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

Good idea.

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tankmanban 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tree fiddy and a man hug of solidarity.

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Keetoowah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every good shirt needs a name. I think Old Glory is fitting.

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GingerMan512 26 points ago +26 / -0

Just my opinion but ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES!! Make these entitled fucks finally face consequences for something. They have been coddled their entire lives.

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Cyer6 7 points ago +8 / -1

I think he would've, but when he went after the cuck and cracked him, he lost the self-defense argument. Even though she certainly would've got arrested for what could be charged as a felony in CA, the cuck would've done a retaliation arrest on Chad for battery. But a lot of us are in agreement here, that TDS bitch needed to face some consequences.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

She belongs in jail. She don't give a FUCK! What a bitch. But that was my first thought too, trying to press charges could result in counter suit and more hassle than it's worth.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +5 / -1

This ^^ x infinity.

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ASimplePatriot 26 points ago +26 / -0

What is a group of Chads called? A beatdown?

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OnlyAmerica 14 points ago +14 / -0

A BURRITO of chads

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

A posse, maybe.

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tankmanban 5 points ago +5 / -0

A load of balls.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

A murder of Chads

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BaronFalcon 26 points ago +26 / -0 (edited)

OFC Burrito Supreme drives a 69...er...68 fastback Mustang. Wanna bet soyfag and cervixbitch drive a prius?

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wakingmajority [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

68

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BaronFalcon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please extend my apology to Beverly.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +7 / -3

Aww, come on. I love a prius. Great gas mileage.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

WOMP WOMP

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skumario 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like a pink Beatle.

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WardD2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or a Yugo.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 24 points ago +24 / -0

Is it common to walk around in California now with body cams?

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wakingmajority [S] 76 points ago +76 / -0

In MAGA hats, yes.

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whyewemadbro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Out of curiosity, does he just wear the bodycam on his belt as in this picture. i.e. out in the open like a pager? I’m thinking the bodycam is a great idea but trying to get a handle on how it would go IRL

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irescreams 20 points ago +20 / -0

On my belt

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whyewemadbro 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s amazing. Does anyone ever notice it? This couple clearly didn’t.

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Bunkerbaby 14 points ago +14 / -0

I guess when you support the president

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RyanUpCreek 23 points ago +23 / -0

I hope you get a check from BODY CAM because I am buying one.

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Keetoowah 23 points ago +23 / -0

Love the car.

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Brownwaterboys 21 points ago +21 / -0

OMFG i just looked at TOP posts.. this whole incident is almost the most popular post ever on thedonald.win

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Instant internet sensation!

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Ponchik 21 points ago +22 / -1

i want to know what happened when the police arrived

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Bunkerbaby 20 points ago +20 / -0

They were forced to apologize

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Trump2024 8 points ago +10 / -2

I keep hearing that but haven't seen a link to the video. Help a fren out?

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

He said they stopped recording then to show cops the video, there is no more.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah, that makes sense. Too bad they didn't take video with the cell phone camera.

Appreciate you letting me know that fren

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Gospeedrcer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Legends!

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frank_linenhopper 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sweet 'stang. What year? my buddy has a 64 and a half and while its a bad ass looking car, its like driving a boat.

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wakingmajority [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

68

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frank_linenhopper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice. Sorry about your shirt btw. You should frame it though.

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chinita_atx 19 points ago +19 / -0

Love the one shoulder off peekaboo look.

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ArcticPharaoh 18 points ago +18 / -0

BURRITOS! FOR EVERYONE!!

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makemyday007 17 points ago +17 / -0

It cost you a shirt but those two soy clowns will forever be on the internet claiming to be victims when they were clearly the perpetrators. That’s gold Jerry!

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AsaNisiMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

The heroes we need. 🥰

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 17 points ago +17 / -0

Are we ignoring that sweet ass mustang? That bitch is nice. What's done to it?

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 17 points ago +17 / -0

Starsky and hutch right there, MAGA edition

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Salacious_B_Trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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magatrainer 17 points ago +17 / -0

I would definitely buy these two dudes a burrito if I saw them.

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wartooth6 17 points ago +17 / -0

No more Douche vs Turd Sandwich

It is now Soy Latte vs Breakfast Burrito

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 16 points ago +16 / -0

FUCKING LEGENDS

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Basedcanadian 16 points ago +16 / -0

R.i.p mustang shirt

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ThisisDog 15 points ago +15 / -0

We'll fuckin do it again! - burrito boys

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GitmObama 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trend setting. If you see someone wearing a shirt like that you leave them the F alone.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heh. I wore shirts like that for many years. Never did get fucked with. You might be on to something here

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Brownshoeblues 14 points ago +14 / -0

MAGA CHADS vs virgin libs.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 14 points ago +14 / -0

God bless you gentlemen.

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LordP 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can any body cam be worn on the belt like that? What kind is that? Maybe not a bad thing to have 🤔

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irescreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

CamPro

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RivalPipe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Studs. Mustangs if you will.

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gnomenclature 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see what you did there.

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HabitualLineStepper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Burrito boogaloo

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Brownwaterboys 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really wish something had happened to that woman, bloody nose or something. She seemed to be the one who started it, and kept on fighting expecting the person she's with ( i wont call that individual a man/male, because that individual isnt one) to keep on fighting and protect her.

Im just so glad this shit doesnt happen to me. If it ever did, i hope i could stop before i stomped them to death. Stomping on heads goes from aggravated assault to murder pretty quick... and its always 1 stomp too many, and you never know which one will be the too many lol.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah that's what I've been saying. Plus, OP has my exact workboots. Same worn spot on the toe and everything. My favorite shit kickers. I've been all revved up with no place to go just biding my time for some antifa scum to become prey when we're WROL (without rule of law)

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Trump4allz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cant wait to see you on Tucker, OP. Right after some faggot at CNN doxes you.

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sharksgrill 12 points ago +12 / -0

BURRITO CHADS FTW

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Oleglory 12 points ago +12 / -0

All American. The Burrito Bros. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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Langtath 11 points ago +11 / -0

All you wanted to do was eat your damn burrito in peace.

There are people who want to be left alone, and those who want to control those people. Mini-totalitarians.

I am glad you stood up for yourself, but it is sad that we live in a world where that ever has to happen. God bless.

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vtvoultex 11 points ago +11 / -0

Those libtards destroyed his mustang shirt....

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Labyrinth9000 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why do I get the feeling that chick was holding onto your shirt because she wants you and is testing you? Reminds me of one of those shows where the girls are so infatuated they try to tear the alpha clothes off.

I can guarantee you shes making her beta male sleep on the floor.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

While her bull tears that ass up and she's thinking about Chad Thundercock

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WardD2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

After whacking him with a rolled-up newspaper for being such a beta male capon.

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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AetherSurreal 11 points ago +11 / -0

You guys are the heroes of my friends circle right now! Thank you for standing up to these cucked leftists!

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MagnanimousDonkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Saw burrito man today -- shoulder protruding -- very respectable.

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StompTheLeft 11 points ago +11 / -0

thats the look of satisfaction that you can only get as a centipede that just beat down some leftist scum :)

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675-EVIL 11 points ago +11 / -0

You guys are LEGENDS!

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Jack_Dupp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Burrito Chads

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HumblePede 10 points ago +10 / -0

I now aspire to be a BURRITO BRO! Who knew?!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually bought breakfast burritos today. Lol

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ModsBanPaleos 9 points ago +11 / -2

That mustang is the best

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sn01no 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's set them up a gofundme just to see how quickly it gets taken down

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sn01no 4 points ago +4 / -0

Match me!

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SoldierofKek 9 points ago +10 / -1

That stupid whore really did a number on his shirt. That alone is worth a punch in the mouth.

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To2025andbeyond 9 points ago +10 / -1

The prophets!

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

They just look like the kind of nice guys who will disperse an ass kicking when necessary but would be just as content for the asshole to just walk away so they could enjoy their burritos.

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Berzerker_king 8 points ago +9 / -1

That t-shirt is a collector's item. It deserves to be framed. It is valuable piece of history.

Motherfucking ... look at that badass dude. Hard working work boots ready to fight for his God given rights and freedom ... heroic as fuck. If I were good at artwork and shit I would make him into a poster and stuff.

A lot of people might not be able to recognize, but this is what heroes look like.

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theanniechrist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Today is my and my husband’s 17th anniversary. Our first toast was to us; 2nd toast was to my mom, who would have been 83 today; our 3rd toast was to the MAGA burrito brothers!! Thanks for letting us wake up to such an epic video!

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wakingmajority [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cheers. God bless you both.

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PigPelosi 8 points ago +8 / -0

That shirt is worth a lot of money!!!!

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morphagent 8 points ago +8 / -0

You should change your username to BurritoChad.

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wakingmajority [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ask the mods to give me some Permaflair

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morphagent 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would imagine you guys are also responsible for a significant increase in body cam sales...maybe tap into that market via commercials as spokesmen for body cams. I hope you two get wealthy over this bullshit. Rise to the opportunity.

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EpicTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did. LOL. You are a legend here, now. Trump supporters get so much crap from the crazy leftists, it was awesome to see you punch that shithead his stupid face.

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wakingmajority [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It sure felt good.

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840726 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats on teaching the soy boy that real life ain't the internet and for having the restraint to not knock Eva Braun on her ass!

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DarthFuckinVader 8 points ago +8 / -0

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!!!!

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RealAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

You guys are Reddit famous now.

Instant Karma

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Magaflora 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s amazing thinking about how this will photo will be in our grandkids’ history books

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Sleazy_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

You truly are the embodiment of the TDW dream u/wakingmajority.

Spezit: Plus a 60s Mustang!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

'68, to be exact.

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Wood_Shampoo1 7 points ago +7 / -0

We have the best fighters, TRUE PATRIOTS!

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drivebypooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jake Gyllenhaal is a pede?

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wakingmajority [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

I thought I was Nick Cage?

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Feelthederp2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I originally got a Jeremy Renner vibe from the video, but now I’m solidly in the Jake Gyllenhaal camp.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just Bros being dudes yo.

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Calipede4Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

You are Legends. Thank you for the Spice!!!!!

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Doochebag 6 points ago +7 / -1

Thanks for representing PEDES!

Don't know why your homie has a bodycam on but good thing he did!

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wakingmajority [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Because he wears a Maga hat in Southern California

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Dang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Southern California MAGA burrito meet up is needed.

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GeneralVeers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Breakfast burritos. Mustang. MAGA hats. Torn shirt. Someone else's blood on your fists.

Nuff said.

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D3vst8r 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hate crime under 422.55? Straight white males who identify as belonging to the conservative group.

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AfraidOfBigMike 6 points ago +6 / -0

You guys are awesome

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1st_Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Burrito man, representin my home state. Respect.

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DeepWinter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Making bodycams a fashionable accessory. Where can I get one? :)

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wakingmajority [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

bc-300 bodycam

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was looking for a good bodycam thanks for the hook up pede.

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alienjesus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice mustang!

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RENNOHNS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not only he’s got a Mustang shirt on he’s got an actual classic Mustang. Nice!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

'68

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kd5ywa 6 points ago +7 / -1

These are the real Americans that you can die for.

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Suspicious 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do they have a ‘go fund me a beer’ account? Or a ‘go fund me a new shirt’ account?

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America_No_1 6 points ago +6 / -0

"You should have just let him eat his damn burrito"

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realPhantomFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just out to eat food and get attacked by Leftists

Sounds about right!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love you guys!!!!

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BaronFalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

your name...holy shit i almost choked

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 2 points ago +2 / -0

Salty vinegar!!

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SoAngryRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the most MAGA picture I’ve ever seen.

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dipshitlibs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make America bloody Commies noses again.

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jsd512 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit, you're MAGA muthafuckas.......nice. Trump, 2020, freak bitches.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

The heroes this country deserves

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realPhantomFuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

That Mustang though 👀

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undepressor 5 points ago +5 / -0

God bless you both for your restraint.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh and with the camera set up. Nice.....

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DTOM1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah man, not the mustang shirt... those animals.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

I assume its your mustang your sitting in front of?

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Ironball 5 points ago +5 / -0

Patriots unite!

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ODonMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

thedonald.win to the fucking MOON

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lurkwellmyfriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lolll fucking awesome. Mericana baby.

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OkieRedPiller 5 points ago +5 / -0

GOYA burritos

Red Bull

Black Rifle Coffee

Mustang

MAGA hat

Doesn’t get any more American pride than that!

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Iceman1518 5 points ago +5 / -0

Real American Heroes. Proud of you guys!

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onebylandtwobysea 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a pair of Chad's right here. Keep on the good fight bros

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FascistAm3rican 5 points ago +5 / -0

They must have felt threatened by those work boots!

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the best "In the wild" TD meme since the guy in the vape shop broke Ginger Snap's mind

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had a breakfast burrito this morning and thought of you

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RedPilledRaven 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody send this guy a new Mustang shirt. Also breakfast burrito gift cards.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

burrito brothers! you and your buddy handled it like champs. we are so proud of you!

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BackwoodsBarbie78 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something about this picture is extremely sexy

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wakingmajority [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It must be my Car :)

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BackwoodsBarbie78 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s you ;)

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EvensoAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

I salute you both.

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

Going God's work lads, well done! Chad status achieved. I hope your next burrito is a peaceful one.

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's really gripping that burrito hard.

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dontCensorMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

You just look like the coolest dudes on earth to hang around with.

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husker91 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking CHADS

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Les_Deplorables 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we take up a GoFundMe to get this Patriot a supply of cool T-Shirts?

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molecularpimpin 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Barons of Breakfast Burritos

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radioactivedk 5 points ago +5 / -0

What really had them triggered was the sight of actual dirty work boots.

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StompTheLeft 5 points ago +5 / -0

we really do have the best.

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Drewsilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best Americans.

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Jleinf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha, we fricken rule over incompetent morons! Go breakfast burrito based dudes- boom!

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BrakesGone 5 points ago +5 / -0

What truly “cool” California dudes r supposed to be

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habanero 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's it, I'm going for a burrito today. We love our Mexicans don't we folks?

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imwithhair 5 points ago +5 / -0

super maga Mario and Luigi

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theffx 5 points ago +5 / -0

We love you boys! Keep up the good work.

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Walls_Work 5 points ago +5 / -0

Swing... your... arms... from side to side

Let's do the Burrito Bros, all together now!

Da da da da da, da da da, dadada

Juuusssttt likkkeeee thhhhattttt!

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GodfreydeBullion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mustang shirt needs to sue for damages done to said shirt.

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Mainepure 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peak male performance

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Hillarys_Diaper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chad.

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No_More_BS_01 5 points ago +5 / -0

You make us proud! MAGA!!

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chad1234 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone know what brand of body camera that is?

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wakingmajority [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bc 300 by bodycam

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

bc-300 bodycam

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GeauxTrump1978 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good job guys

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Praise_the_Load 4 points ago +4 / -0

Total fuckin soyboy and Karen dominators.

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Deplorable1 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Chad bros!

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DickHammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Living legends right here. Burritos on me if I ever come across you at the taqueria.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Confirmed winners

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Caroney-Bologna 4 points ago +4 / -0

I leave for ONE day....

What's this all aboot then, eh?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Things on the ground are changing fast ... just your average everyday psycho bitch has to try to scald you with hot coffee cuz she wants to be a mask tyrant Karen. So you chase them down and fuck up his shit, while the two of them can't stop your superior alpha male normality.

And just like that patriots are DONE taking shit everywhere in the US!

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Caroney-Bologna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds epic! Any video?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES! There are at least 2 that I've seen. Maybe they haven't released the part with the cops because they don't want to dox everybody. Both videos are here. They've also made rounds to reddit, bitchute, and I don't know how many other places.

Do look for first contact, where OP says they both put their hands on him first. It's just a brief moment in the video and hard to see, but I think his claim is substantiated.

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Weremoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bitchin t-shirt. Shame they ripped it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he got bit by a Moose

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Sargentpilcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, we need the name of your body cam. Meme those sales up!!

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Maxronald 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want this shit on a shirt! Ficking make it, and ill buy 10 @ 30 bucks right now. 🤣🤣

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infojunkie07 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll bet that Karen blew up coz of the hat and used the mask as an excuse.

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Jleinf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mustang favorite shirt/ car. I want a T -shirt with these guys on the front and come and get it on the back

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OkieRedPiller 4 points ago +4 / -0

The video is posted on UTube now:

https://youtu.be/BB1ldFdiRw0

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Richard_Friedman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I <3 you :)

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foreverzer0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Legends. You give us all hope.

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dixie_knormous 4 points ago +4 / -0

God bless you handsome fellows!

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Deplorable_in_PA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any lawyers here? Legality questions...

OP was assaulted by Mask Karen. OP then gets into a fight with both of them. Would that be considered "self defense" or not considering the instigators were walking away after the coffee was tossed? Also since OP pushed Mask Karen to the ground and punched ManTampon when he tried to intervene would that be considered assault?

And theoretical question...say OP just lost it on both of them and beat the brakes off of Mask Karen and ManTampon causing them bodily injury besides a bruise or bloody nose...would that be aggravated assault and battery? Where does "fighting back" cross the line into a more serious crime?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are all good questions that I wanted to know too. Consensus of opinion so far, including from lawyers who post here, is that either party trying to press charges could be liable to counter suit. Nobody wanting to mess with anything this petty is best for all parties, thankfully.

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GodEmporerTrump 4 points ago +9 / -5

They look like dudes that would drink a beer with you, then fuck yur girl, but then drop her off at home cause they are gentlemen

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +4 / -0

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

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CommieCrats 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is just the beginning!

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

These guys look like me!

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UsernameChecksOutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's your hat, bro?

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morphagent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Internet celebrities. Nice 'stang bro.

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Bunkerbaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell yeah

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CerebralPimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is... is that Seth rich?

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KaiserSoSay 4 points ago +5 / -1 (edited)

Dude looks like Nick Sandman after a wild weekend of beer and burritos. Waytago!

BTW sweet Mustang. Dude you’re the King’s of California!

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arabmoney 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for your service

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ComradeDillBelassio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most epic picture.

“And that is how Burrito Chad was born.”

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Maceblackdu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Making burritos great again

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rightwingthunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

they can burn down our police departments. they can shut down our economy. they can indoctrinate our women in communist colleges.

but they will never take our breakfast burritos.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +5 / -1

Aww, thanks for posting, guys. I am so proud of you for restraining yourselves as you did. I'm a woman and I was so angry watching that, I think I might have gone off on both of them and not stopped until a team of police officers pulled me off. The restraint you showed by not spilling the beans on the body cam was top kek. Seriously. And super smart.

But I need to know what happened. Did the police arrest them? Did you press charges? Will we see video of the police arriving? Inquiring minds want to know. I haven't seen these answers yet. I'll poke around the site to see if you've posted.

The Chad Burrito Bros. :D Well done.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

No charges pressed. Risk of counter suit if either party tries.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aww, I think Burrito Chad himself (walkingmajority) replied but the post was deleted. :o(

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wakingmajority [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Many Cops showed up. They separated us to make statements at the same time. I do not know what they said to police. We told police we had a bodycam. They told the couple. Cops asked if we wanted to press charges I said no. I just wanted an apology. I got one.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for answering. I'm glad you got an apology and it's very classy of you to ask only for that. I hope those two learned something from the encounter, but with their smug attitude and ready willingness to lie, I sort of doubt they did. I'm just very glad that you didn't get into trouble. So thankful for that body cam. You guys ought to have had stock in the company. I think sales went waaayy up that day. :D

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao keep the tshirt as a souvenir

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS. The hats were why these guys were attacked, not the masks. And now everyone can see why.

And godamnit, do I see PONY interior? I hate you. (just kidding, I'm jealous)

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Staatssicherheit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super Burrito Bros

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Woohan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heroes

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sdj9252 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice Stang !

He should have slapped the stem winding shit out of her when see through the coffee on him.

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MODEL101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not even bruised knuckles, soyboy's face was probably soft as a pillow

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a beeper?

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wakingmajority [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

That the bodycam!

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohh nice. Did he upload his video yet?

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StompTheLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

yea its all over even TMZ picked it up.

i have a feeling this will end up on tucker too.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 of 'em. I haven't seen footage after the cops show up

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FUCK_TYLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

His shirt 😂

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dizzle_izzle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweet mustang

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PonyfacedCornpop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love these guys!

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mostooge 3 points ago +3 / -0

American Patriots

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EvensoAmen 3 points ago +3 / -0

In 20 years that shirt will sell on MAGA-bay for $10,000!

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JeffersonTea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based baggy jeans and knock-around boots.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Winning Burrito Bros

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Kyani_Protocol 3 points ago +3 / -0

All of your Breakfast burritos is MAGA now

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Tracetopher 3 points ago +3 / -0

What did I miss?

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WaxMyBallsBernie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greatness

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arrantsway 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless you two.

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I missed something.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed you did!

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Chodeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

BASED

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Win4Don 3 points ago +3 / -0

This 100% MAGA. Minding their own business and some dipshits stick their nose in it. Got what the deserved. On Nov. 3rd Burrito bros and gals, we unite.

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MarcusOrbelious 3 points ago +3 / -0

American heroes.

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King 3 points ago +3 / -0

breakfast burritos are muh white supremacae