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TankedCommandeerer 88 points ago +88 / -0

Never start a fight you can't finish.

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0bama 83 points ago +83 / -0

She wrote a check that her boyfriend couldn't cash

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 44 points ago +44 / -0

She did that on purpose. Did you see her smiling over the fact he got his ass handed to him?

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IcedCovfefe 43 points ago +43 / -0

They’re 100% broken up at this point. No doubt in my mind.

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DoesItWorkAlready 40 points ago +40 / -0

They aren't broken up if she thinks she can still suck resources out of her cuck.

Getting some diversity on the side, OTOH, is likely.

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Qualityproduct 11 points ago +11 / -0

More likely she told him she's having friends over

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FergieJR 8 points ago +8 / -0

She is hot and bothered from the fight and needs to go out with her 'girlfriends'

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NormaJeanRocks 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'd bet they are both sitting at home thinking everything they did was justified, and just got attacked at random by crazy Trump supporters. These people have no logic.

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FireannDireach 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh, you know them and their friends are all over social media and private messages, seething at "Look! See? They're just VIOLENT TERRORISTS WHO WON'T WEAR A MASK! HOW DARE THEY PUT MEEEEEEEEEEE IN DANGER!"

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eagleeyeddjt 17 points ago +17 / -0

She created a situation to see if her soy boy could step up.

Also, it's amusing to me that she basically admitted to our guy Burritochad that women are just holes for men to fill. What a dumb bitch.

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poopdeck 2 points ago +2 / -0

soyboyshillsimpcucks

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

If women don't respect themselves... then, I mean, she isn't completely wrong...

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TANSTAFL 8 points ago +8 / -0

Plottwist she gets Chad's number from the police report

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skatestraight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why would burrito Chad want anything to do with a chick that just assaulted him?

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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately, the line for "sticking it into crazy" is very long.

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Wayne1611 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he likes a little crazy with his burrito

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that kind.

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morphagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doubt it. It's pretty obvious who wears the pants in that relationship. I bet she would have broke up with him if he fought back...bizarro clown world.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It might be interesting to see that soap opera unfold, lol

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lets hope he learnt a lesson about who he aught to be sticking his dick in.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard it said "don't put your dick in crazy." I hadn't learned that at his age. She's a special kind of evil though.

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Got_Hot_Snakes 50 points ago +50 / -0

Real life ain’t the internet, funny how liberals keep learning this lesson the hard way

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Banefortrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

Exactly. Throws hot coffee thinks she can jus walk away after doing that .. nah not in real world .. her beta cuck bf paid the price ..

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Liberals, learn?? You must be confused. Liberals stopped being capable of learning at least 4 years ago. Those capable of learning cease to be liberals. Although to be fair, we need to move that line of demarcation to "Marxist."

Classical liberalism has nothing to do with current D voters, DNC, or anything we recently referred to as "liberal."

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MudDog 11 points ago +11 / -0

im jacked irl, fite me

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you a Marxist?

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nutup_orshutup 11 points ago +11 / -0

He said he was jacked

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he meant his boyfriend jacked him?

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rickscarf 42 points ago +42 / -0

"He can't hit me back, that would be assault" is their thinking, not even realizing that tossing hot coffee is also assault and could potentially leave burns that last a lot longer than a bloody nose.

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lurker247 39 points ago +40 / -1

The sad part is the woman who started it DIDN'T get a lesson. The simp white knight who defended her actions might think twice. She'll do it again until there are equal consequences for women. DOUBLE STANDARDS! She needed the bloody nose, not her manlet friend.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 20 points ago +20 / -0

This bitch needs to be in jail. She embodies the criminal mindset.

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philandy 8 points ago +8 / -0

You mean the protest riot revolution mindest?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

;) I see what you did there. Yes, exactly

I'm getting so tired of this bs. Hulk smash!

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lurker247 12 points ago +12 / -0

Single moms raising children without a strong father figure to check actions, feminism, and lack of accountability by the system.

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MooCow1980 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, retribution would have been nice, either way we all need to hail the OP for dishing out some justice.

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DoesItWorkAlready 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

A big slap mark on her face would last longer than a bloody nose and remind her in the mirror for a week.

That would have a better effect than a bloody nose whose effects go away in a day.

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would even have made her cuck smile for the first time.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that would've worked well here. A solid bitch slap knocking her on her ass instead of a fist crack like her boyfriend got.

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UndeadRevolver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spank her ass over your knee 1950s style. Humiliation mixed with some latent, confusing turn-on factor later.

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ElectricChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. I'm not a big believer of hitting women even though this cunt certainly would bring me close. Charges absolutely should have been filed, she wouldn't be so tough in county.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm at the point now where that old thinking of "never hit a woman" is out the door when dealing with people like this. But I'll admit, like the Chad in the video, my first instinct would be to crack her boyfriend because my DNA tells me not to strike out at her.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pussy pass in full effect, yo.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 24 points ago +24 / -0

Karen starts shit. Chad finishes it.

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Azarak 9 points ago +9 / -0

...and Kevin if forever a meme.

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Karens_Ex_Husband 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can confirm.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL! Username checks out.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next time try the burrito, avoid the soy

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I petition we call her ‘Roxanne’ as in the hip hop song about a spoiled rotten coked up bitch from Malibu that’s worthless.

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patslimmy1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Where did these people grow up? I've seen people getting clocked for a lot less than having coffee thrown on them. Left lives in its own world.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly. I've seen people get killed for much less than most of the bs lately. Not over coffee though. That's part of the problem today, kids have no consequences growing up. By design ...

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nutup_orshutup 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mommy’s basement and daddy’s trust fund

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

So true.

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Salacious_B_Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wonder if she would have attempted this if it were two black guys eating maskless.

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FreedomFromGovt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Answer: no.

A couple of days ago, a pede posted a video of some massive Karen accosting a young mom and her little kids in a grocery store and told them that she hoped they all die, and then turns around to walk away...meanwhile two big black guys walk through the video frame with no masks on and pointedly stare at her, and she conveniently manages not to see them even though they're within several feet of her.

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goodguy 10 points ago +10 / -0

nice

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fists, much like life, come at you fast!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cucks can’t dodge slow fists either. Low energy!

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Pixel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spicy af

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DaayTerkErJerbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

This dudes girl is going to get him beat up more than once if he stays with her. She couldn't give a shit less he just got fucked up because of her.

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should dump her ass for writing cheques his ass cant cash.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dub thee, SIR BURRITO CHAD!!

Lol

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Fojmike 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have smacked her around too.!!

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MooCow1980 9 points ago +9 / -0

The coffee thrower is the only one in the scenario with culpability, I guess her bf was an accomplice. She should have been slapped too

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like your take. Does OP's ability to press charges change at all based on the fact he went after them?

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MooCow1980 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know, I'm not an attorney, I just pretend I am on the internet sometimes :p

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sentence: multitudinous slappage!

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe our Chad stated that he just wanted the cops to get them to apologize, and then drop the matter. Which is awesome, less paperwork for the cops.

Now, turn the tables. If a MAGA hat wearing person threw hot coffee on a liberal, they would be: Facing assault charges Seeing their faces and address on the nightly news Hounded by the press at home and at work Facing civil lawsuits for damages and doctors fees Fired from their jobs Being investigated by the Feds for hate crimes if the liberal has even a hint of minority background or is in a "protected class" Ticketed for littering Seeing coffee banned as a "weapon of hate"

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think our Chad realized that after he was assaulted with the coffee, he retaliated and assaulted the person who did nothing to him. The cuck certainly could've and would've pressed charges for battery if Chad had insisted that the girl be arrested. It was a calculated move to avoid that.

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Wuhanflimflam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha... You funny. Was looking for a follow up on this.

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DoesItWorkAlready 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be no cops in involved. This is an affair of honor, and by tradition should be kept as a private affair, unless it escalates and starts damaging others or others' property.

(I note that only one side has any honor here, which is the point)

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nrjk1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Video? I missed this one.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s one of the top posts , try sorting by hot. Or search burrito fight part 1

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nrjk1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found it. Tried tmz but that site gave me and my phone cancer.

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Dang 2 points ago +3 / -1

Defund the Police! Unless trying to ruin a conservatives life I guess?

Defund the violent left.

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Praise_the_Load 2 points ago +2 / -0

First rule of Fight Club. Don't use your face to stop a fist.

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mnguy12000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep women do this all the time. Start shit and then we have to clean it up. Now he got his ass beat and shell be looking for another soyboy to take his place

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UpYoursNoLube 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Burrito Chad" hilarious.

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Parunner4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did i read this in Gru's voice lmao

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Grady_Wilson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did the video not include the Chads telling those soy cucks that the entire thing was on film?

And that patriot should have handed both of them a royal beat down.

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Calipede4Life [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe in the OP's post he talks about how when the Police got there he showed them the film and they let the soy cucks know it was all on footage. The OP of the video didn't want to release part 3 because it identified the officers. Folks were talking about trying to get him to edit/blur the officers out so that we could see the Soy Cucks defeated faces. Would be great for the memes!

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

The look on their faces would be glorious.

I really, really want to see their smug faces turn sour when they get the news.

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Dirty_Rona 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have beaten the fuck outta both of them. Inbreds. All that soy, rots the brain.

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Defund the Police" leftists call the police for help at the first sight of blood !!!

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