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SuperPendejoBros 105 points ago +105 / -0

I made and ate breakfast burritos this morning in honor of this legend.

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rightwingthunder 25 points ago +25 / -0

let's keep burrito posting

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SuperPendejoBros 20 points ago +20 / -0

I like to scramble the eggs, pour into the pan on low heat and then place the tortilla on top.

Cook until the egg and tortilla bond together, then fill / wrap.

Don't forget your oil/butter/spray before the eggs.

I also enjoy mine with Tabasco brand chipotle sauce.

Cheers

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rightwingthunder 13 points ago +13 / -0

will make one this week for sure... gonna hit the goya aisle

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No_More_BS_01 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yesterday I bought tater tots for the first time in 10 years and didn't understand why until now.

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Barack-Obama 11 points ago +12 / -1

I made one and stuck it in my butthole.

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SuperPendejoBros 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't let big Mike find out.

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Pixel 7 points ago +7 / -0

I personally prefer breakfast tacos! Brisket ftw <3

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Thegman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too, went sausage, egg and goya black beans

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Geminispaceship 5 points ago +5 / -0

Breakfast burritos are my desert island dish. I'm so proud this morning I could shed a tear.

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SuperPendejoBros 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am aware, thank you.

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ciaramella_is_gay 73 points ago +73 / -0

God damn this is one of the best days on this site ever haha.

"Let me get a picture of your stupid face, I'm gonna put it all over the internet..."

LMAO fucking OP delivers!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 36 points ago +36 / -0

My favorite quote out of the whole fiasco (in video 2 ) is where burrito chad calls soy cuck a fuckin' retard.

For some reason, that one line made me laugh my ass off.

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ElectricChad 24 points ago +24 / -0

I"m bleeding from my face was another fave. Soy cuck so traumatized.

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Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like my face is having a period!

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love that you put an exclamation after your period.

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Jaqen 19 points ago +19 / -0

The whole exchange is a meme minefield. It couldn’t have been scripted better by professional writers.

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Jabron661 16 points ago +16 / -0

It is glorious for sure.

You have the soy boy who can't even lay his phone and latte down for a second to help defend his woman.

You have the entitled bitch violent Karen who resorts to violence and seems not to realize someone might not put up with it.

You have the delicious hidden camera that shows exactly how it went down, and their attempt to lie and blame the chads,

It's JUST SO GOOD!!

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Jabron661 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh yeah, forgot this part, Chad's don't run after fight, even when police are called, and then eat their burritos while soy\Karen make whiny noises.

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No_More_BS_01 14 points ago +14 / -0

The burrito-eating follow through was the Chaddest move of all.

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stjdalen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not even by Sen. Elizabeth Warren's professional meme team?

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FuckTheOtherSide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did I go viral or something? I need to find this video to confirm it wasn't me

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meerkatphilosopher 51 points ago +51 / -0

LOL I love that it is being called BurritoGate now! You guys rock!

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rooftoptendie 23 points ago +23 / -0

HE CAME.

HE FUCKED AROUND.

HE FOUND OUT.

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Karens_Ex_Husband 12 points ago +12 / -0

Came here to say that!

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Birdwatch488 4 points ago +4 / -0

Burrito Chad needs to be official flai. Modz Plz!!!

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MAGAngelo 40 points ago +40 / -0

Imagine being a soy boy of this magnitude, and now being Grade A meme material for all of eternity.

Imagine dating something as soft as this, and then realizing your significant other is the laughingstock of the hypest corner of the internet.

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AlphaAsPhuck 21 points ago +21 / -0

I bet he didn't know he was going to be the next hottest meme in the net

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literally_shaking 20 points ago +20 / -0

Omg lol you guys are killing me

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SeleniteGrayAMG 18 points ago +18 / -0

Keep the memes coming pedes. Yuge energy!

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Picador20 18 points ago +18 / -0

Beta Cuck is the spitting image of Hans Conried, an actor who specialized in playing beta cucks.

https://www.oldradio.org/2013/04/april-17-happy-birthday-hans-conried.html

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theRealdakkath 13 points ago +13 / -0

hahaha this video made my fucking morning.

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Brucesky420 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably had to go and buy that cunt a new Chai Latte afterwards too

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Ozarkian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Burritofight is making its debut on twitter right now. Mainly thanks to Brick Suit!

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Hayride 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had to re-sign in to upvote. This guy sort of reminds me of Don Flamenco of NES Mike Tyson Punch-Out fame. Minus the ability to throw or take a punch of course.

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Picador_20 10 points ago +10 / -0

What's especially sad is it took Soy Boy six days to grow that much stubble.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that really the same guy? If so it's the most unflattering picture possible - good job OP!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a beautiful Saturday for Burrito Chad memes.

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glompywompy 9 points ago +9 / -0

His nose is so f***ing obnoxious, it just needs to be punched more.

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Bonededdy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based coffee and burrito consumer.

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Seruna_Kanus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Drove across town to get a bomb burrito to honor this man.

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LeftCoaster823 7 points ago +7 / -0

Actually the intersection in the Venn diagram where the soyboi is pictured should be labeled "fucking around AND finding out."

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MrSambooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can someone link me to the vid? I can’t find it anywhere

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FreeJack2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like the if the barstool sports guy had a emotionally and physically stunted half brother that he didn't know about.

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SpezIsACommie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh my gosh I don’t think I’ve enjoyed anything this much since trump crushed everyone during the 2016 debates.

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Notablitheringidiot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not to ruin these dank memes but why is everyone focussing on the beta male when it’s the woman that instigated and threw the coffee?

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salazam 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because he didn't keep her in line, in true beta male fashion.

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fair point

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salazam 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think you quite understand how Venn diagrams work.

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9mmPeter 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

That dude's stupid, shitty, arrogant face is California personified.

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libtards_r_stoopid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome!

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TrumpsGlassOfWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol when was this picture taken of him?

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay new favorite 😂

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Luvmyhub75 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love it

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha

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Fairybride 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is my favorite one so far.

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CommieCrats 3 points ago +3 / -0

PERFECT

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CanadianMeathead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just going to say it, I would have beat his ass far worse. I would have beat him for being an idiot and for the idiot his cuckhold toy was being.

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Slapstick86 3 points ago +3 / -0

His gf should've got a little punch as well. Accidentally.

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normally I buy a ham egg and cheese BB on the weekends. I got a. SUPER BB today with bacon sausage and ham to top off my Chad fuel.

Truly inspiring. Stunning and Brave!

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MrTruam 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't imagine how that lady can spread her legs to this soy boy anymore without imagining that dude busting up this cuck's nose in 3 seconds.

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phoduk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I approve of this Venn diagram. Yes, we all had burritos this morning.

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DeplorableWeWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is my fav. It’s hard to find a good breakfast burrito too

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right_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird.

This meme just appeared in my meme folder.

I hope you don't mind!

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HowardRoark 2 points ago +8 / -6

That's a very big nose, I wonder what tribe he's from 🕍

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StarvingZoomers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop noticing.

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BidensBrainWorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

❤️

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ShugDiSano 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot #4 Memeing the fuck out of the Cuck.

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rightwingthunder 1 point ago +1 / -0

keep your faggot soy lattes away from my delicious burrito or find out the hard way!

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thenameisdonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

That can’t be a real image it’s too high quality.

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