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meerkatphilosopher [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

MAGA!

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 34 points ago +34 / -0

Burrito Lives Matter!

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 8 points ago +9 / -1

I want a burrito now. I really miss Moe's.

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gnomenclature 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got hungry reading about all this and made myself a breakfast burrito. And it was magnificent.

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trump212121 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek

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LacyLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

And MABA!

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Dialectic 25 points ago +25 / -0

We have the best burritos folks. Phenomenal. Don’t make them soggy with tossed covfefe. Very disrespectful!

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ReligionOfPoop 9 points ago +10 / -1

Beans protruding.

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OkieRedPiller 20 points ago +20 / -0

GOYA beans too.

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Mrsattorney 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hahahaha! He looks so serious in that picture.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Breakfast burritos are serious business!

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GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to make sure some crazy loon like Nervous Nancy, Witless Whitmer, or some other Libtard Hag isn't in the room with a coffee though.

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly.

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trump212121 11 points ago +11 / -0

I bet that burrito would go great with a cup of coffee.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

It DOES

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MrsHBarker 10 points ago +10 / -0

We have the best burritos, don't we folks?

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SemperFree 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should EO against mask mandates. This is insanity.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

We beat the shit out of everyone til he does.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Approved.

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Modus_Pwninz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump Tweet: "Today I will be signing an executive order implementing 10 year minimum sentences for violently accosting people for not having a mask, and 15 years if burrito eating is disturbed in the process."

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gnomenclature 3 points ago +3 / -0

Burrito eating is disturbed .... I love this place.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

City ordinance 2.089.147 Disturbation of burrito eating shall not occur within city limits upon penalty of ruining your gf's favorite shirt, being humiliated as a bigger cuck than spez in front of the whole world, PLUS a minimum 10 year mandatory sentence. Fines are limitless and those defending their sense of decency are granted immunity from prosecution.

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Defender110 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best burritos are made at Trump Tower Grill!

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OnlyAmerica 5 points ago +5 / -0

A BURRITO A DAY KEEPS THE CUCKS AWAY!

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love the spiciness this early in the morning.

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Wood_Shampoo1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just needs some Goya salsa

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ReligionOfPoop 5 points ago +6 / -1

The best burritos, folks...the best.

I don't say that, but many other people do. Many others. I don't say that, but I tend to agree with them.

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msean3231 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if they have burritos at the Trump Tower Restaurant?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Da best!

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Ennius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow that's great.

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit when I saw the title I genuinely thought for a moment that GEOTUS actually tweeted about this. Good lord you people have me programmed, haha!

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meerkatphilosopher [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, pede! I'm glad my meme struck some gold.

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gnomenclature 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Burritogate.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn that looks tasty.

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Picador_20 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a wrap, folks.

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dreadster 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I approve of the sausage

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill, but how long must we wait for this Breakfast Burrito to grace the menu?

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please name it "The Bad Hombre."

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great idea.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really want Trump to see the video and consider an EO against mask mandate.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or, just grant us immunity from prosecution in the predictable kerfuffle ;)

The centipede is a predator

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

LARGE HOLLOW FANGS

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can masks possibly do any good? We know our large fangs are going to penetrate right through the mask anyway. (Actually everybody's breath, germs and virus does; if not right away out the sides and gaps then as the mask gets wet. Maybe a little less and certainly not as much directly in front or as far, but the situations where that helps are limited. Virus builds up over everything unless sick people quarantine.)

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do not mistake my kindness as weakness 👊

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TheNeighborhoodTroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone please tell me what this is in reference too? I have been a bad boy with not keeping up with my news today. Thank you very kindly.

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meerkatphilosopher [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

u/wakingmajority/ beat some soy boy's butt after the soy boy's girlfriend threw coffee all over u/wakingmajority/ and started talking smack. All of the BurritoGate memes are following as a result.

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TheNeighborhoodTroll 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are a good man, thank you for that fire info

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fingerofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

What day did the burrito beat down happen? What ever day it is it should be Burrito Day.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

YESTERDAY! July 31, all the patriots in the land shall go beat people around a burrito. So shall it be done, may it ever be so

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, this Ballistic Burrito thing is Channing hard! MAGA!

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHATBURGER makes the Best Breakfast Burrito!

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Thehumancentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump needs to tweet a burrito

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RandoMando2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bravo! Well played.

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RohdKill_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am never on here on a weekend, what the hell is a burrito

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WhiteTrashJesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard he loves hispanics!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

he loves ALL Americans! Just have some sense and apply yourself; in other words, he loves ALL Americans