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posted ago by hashtag6zer0s +3929 / -0
  1. Approach someone with whom you disagree because you feel you have not only the obligation, but the authority to dictate your beliefs onto other people's lifestyles and choices.

  2. Be condescending.

  3. Escalate the encounter that you initiated (repeat this step as much as necessary before continuing).

  4. Get physical, to include, but not limited to pushing, grabbing, slapping, throwing objects, or punching.

  5. Call the police.

  6. Claim victim status.

  7. Lie about the details and responsibilities leading up to the assault.

  8. Whine and complain.

  9. Blame Drumpf.

1. Approach someone with whom you disagree because you feel you have not only the obligation, but the authority to dictate your beliefs onto other people's lifestyles and choices. 2. Be condescending. 3. Escalate the encounter that you initiated (repeat this step as much as necessary before continuing). 4. Get physical, to include, but not limited to pushing, grabbing, slapping, throwing objects, or punching. 5. Call the police. 6. Claim victim status. 7. Lie about the details and responsibilities leading up to the assault. 8. Whine and complain. 9. Blame Drumpf.
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El-Duderino 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yup. Great post. Think about how they swarm a car, then claim the car attacked them.