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JacketlessJimJordan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d prefer the following scenario. After tribunals at Gitmo, they all board an aircraft carrier bound for the Bermuda Triangle. Anchored at sea, the orange jumpsuit clad gang are forced to watch as Marine One lands on the flight deck. They are offered no cover or sunglasses.

Some sailors from the mess are busy chumming the waters with bloody, old fish guts. GEOTUS does not say a word as he greets the captain and the ship chaplain. You can hear Brennan screaming obscenities and yelling about dictators. Hussein has clearly pissed himself. Hillary has fainted.

One by one, they are marched to the edge of the deck, where two Marines fit them with what appears to be a millstone. They hold it together until the command is given.

When the chaplain has finished his prayer, he concludes, “And May God have mercy on your soul. Amen.”

The two Marines in turn say, “Amen,” as together they hurl the millstone into the water. The convicted has a chilling three seconds to watch the chain uncoil from the deck before they are yanked into the sea.

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Bond 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need for the chaplain.