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Tryhardneckbeard 46 points ago +47 / -1

Damnit, I take a day off and I'm out the loop. You got the sauce on this one?

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phibetared 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah, OP is now majorly relatively famous. He is going to have more P than he knows what to do with for awhile. OP, screen all potential P with the question, "Can you name 4 members of Trump's cabinet?" Maybe you won't put it in crazy then.

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RacistElkStatue 23 points ago +23 / -0

OP is the wife masturbating furiously to the day's events lol

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The_PhDeplorable 21 points ago +21 / -0

Press charges! They tried to do so to you.

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ChiKAGo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Seriously, that woman admits to it in the first video several times. PROUDLY! She literally says she wishes she could do it again.

By the second video she's walking it back and playing the victim. People like this need to learn their lesson. PRESS CHARGES!!

You're not justified in taking horrific actions b/c orange man bad and "punching nazis" has been sold to you as a moral imperative, regardless of whether or not the person is an actual nazi or just an innocent person trying to eat a fucking breakfast burrito.

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ChiKAGo 7 points ago +7 / -0

In this context:

Nazi = Anyone who doesn't submit to them immediately

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ReligionOfPoop 12 points ago +13 / -1

I really wish they pressed charges.

I agree with their reasoning. I think, morally, they did the right thing. But at a certain point, the law needs to be used to disenfranchise them or they will truly be past "emboldened" when they suffer very few, if any consequences.

And I don't mean that disgustingly retarded couple, I mean the entire political left and all of its constituents. Examples need to start being made in every day life.

I applaud them for not wanting to press charges. I loved the very simple reasoning given. And at the same time, I can't approve. Perhaps I am wrong. I don't know anymore.

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queue-anon 9 points ago +12 / -3

I don’t get why the soy boy is the one being made fun of. He didn’t throw the coffee. That dumb cunt did. She is the fucking idiot.

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wakingmajority 73 points ago +73 / -0

He was in my face when I was sitting there minding my own business. He had it coming.

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Carlos_Danger1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Glass bones and paper skin

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fumbl3 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know you are getting a lot of replies, well here is one more. Thank you for your post/story. You did nothing wrong. Thank god its recorded. Have a wonderful day dude. MAGA

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cupocovfefe [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are my hero today brother. I'd buy you a 🌯 any day!!

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queue-anon 7 points ago +7 / -0

No doubt he deserved it but I still think that bitch girlfriend is the one that needs more repercussions for her behavior. She slapped you and ripped your shirt and threw hot coffee on you, which is a crime. I'd hate to see her fired from where she works because of her behavior.

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GingerMinky 7 points ago +7 / -0

What’s funny, is people will see comments like this and say, see! They’re misogynists!! All the while, you could be a female. But I doubt it.

And myself as one, think this is a great comment!

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SteelDriver 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like that conservatives are the 'misogynists' but the phrases the leftists claim as evidence are the stuff they usually say. Notice in the video that girl claims these guys 'probably never get any pussy'.

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GingerMinky 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, she was projecting her desire to fuck them. She had her mind on sex after her soy boi got beaten up.

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HonkNJhonk 8 points ago +8 / -0

When she said “that’s my favorite shirt”, referencing his bloodied shirt, it was obvious she viewed her boyfriend as an object and not a person. She did not once appear to be concerned for his actual well-being. She’s a classless slut to the core.

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GingerMinky 6 points ago +6 / -0

She never asked if he was ok! Not once. She doesn’t even like him.

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MAGAngelo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who bitch dis is??

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queue-anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think anyone saw that coffee coming lol

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stagolee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cause he acted like a total pussy boi the whole time. And if that's the way that bitch behaves in public, what's she like at home? It speaks volumes about him. Total fag.

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GingerMinky 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cause he was a bitch, called the cops, LIED, and then tried to act like a victim.

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queue-anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

True about the lying but it was his CUNT gf that threw the coffee. He did not initiate any form of assault.

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GingerMinky 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should have gotten punched, our guy is just Into chivalry

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queue-anon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it legal to punch a female if they throw coffee on you? Honest question. I want to know when it's okay to hit a female in case some liberal bitch tries burning me with coffee.

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GingerMinky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course

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queue-anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm trying to find a law that says its' okay to punch female if you're a male and they are the ones to initiate it.

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cupocovfefe [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure, but that dude is still a target rich opportunity... I mean it's ok to call a spade a spade.

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inquimouse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Normally I would say move on, but that woman deserves to go to court and have someone out-authority her. Otherwise she will cause more grief.

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envil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something I don't get, and nobody else seems to want to touch the topic with a 10-foot-pole:

Chad bolted after the couple and punched the guy who didn't even throw the coffee - wouldn't that also be considered assault? If he presses charges - wouldn't the couple also be able to press assault charges?

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cupocovfefe [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd bet a paycheck that if the Chad gets a lawyer, the Chad wins 10 out of 10 times. I'm not a lawyer, but the soys were a unit, and they assaulted him. That's super clear, beyond a reasonable doubt. Upon closing to contact, the soy dude presents the logical main threat, especially if he squared off to the Chad. I'd say he's 100% legal.

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wakingmajority 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was making a Citizens arrest but I failed.

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envil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm sure he would probably win. My point is that it may not be a one-sided victory, but rather both parties might be found guilty of something and would have to face some sort of consequences.

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cupocovfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd settle for a presidential medal of freedom from the vsg :)

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theRealdakkath 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both Chad's got assaulted. (Both hit with coffee). Karen and Kevin accomplice and assaulter both are subject of retaliation I'd assume.

I rationalize it as this. Two people come up to you and talk shit to you, one reaches in their pocket and pulls out a gun and shoots you in the leg. You're able to get one of the two suspects and beat the shit out of them. You think the non-shooter doesn't get to suffer retaliation? IMO would be a hard sell.

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envil 2 points ago +2 / -0

In your analogy one could argue that retaliation is a form of self-defence, because the shooter still has a loaded gun and can easily shoot you again. (You can also argue that they're an immediate danger to the public, and you had to perform citizen's arrest). It makes even less sense to attack the non-shooter when the shooter is much more of a threat.

It's harder to justify retaliation against a cup of coffee that was already thrown, making the attacker effectively unarmed. If they continued the attack in some other way (fists and whatnot) - you could argue self-defence, but the couple were about to leave and didn't show intention of continuing the attack. I rationalize it as this: if you're not allowed to shoot fleeing suspects - you're not allowed to retaliate with fists either.

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would argue that Burrito Chad didn't know that the attack was going to stop with the one coffee. Obviously the video shows that the threat ended after Karen threw her drink, but the one drink could easily have been a prelude to a larger attack.

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cupocovfefe [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a great point, the assessment could logically be that the coffee was the first in a series of likely attacks. Great point.

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was her favorite shirt.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Conair lol

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DaayTerkErJerbs 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

I'm a big fan of how unthreatening the guy was that after the altercation he sits with his back to the guy LMFAO total chad

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wakingmajority 8 points ago +8 / -0

He didn't even put up a fight. That is why I backed off.

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Carlos_Danger1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yessssssssssssssss i love it

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Byeee pinball!!

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stagolee -18 points ago +2 / -20

The chad was the douche bag. The dude with the burrito didn't seem like a chad at all.

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BaronFalcon 13 points ago +13 / -0

ok, you're a faggot

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GingerMinky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good job finding the faggot!

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BaronFalcon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks. Someone has to do it. :)

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ProudWhiteMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah a Chad definitely has a harpy girlfriend and wears a mask on the outside. Get real.

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HistoryInvestigator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tough internet guy being badass behind a keyboard knows how xe would handle it better I'm sure

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stagolee 0 points ago +2 / -2

Calm down, Timmy. nobody's acting like a tough guy here except you.

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MAGAngelo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the pussy!

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stagolee -3 points ago +2 / -5

You guys don't really know what a Chad is then. A Chad is a preppy douche. Y'all are confused because conservatives get called Chads, so you just reflexively want to say that the cool guy is Chad, because you assume Chads are on your side. But that's not what a "Chad" is. Chads are Trust Fund kids who wear boat shoes. They are exactly the guy in the white shirt.

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wakingmajority 9 points ago +9 / -0

I do not have a trust fund. Did you see my fucking boots?

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SludgeWarehouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you are confusing Nice Guy Steve with Chad.

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stagolee -3 points ago +2 / -5

You're missing the point. The Chad meme is about being a preppy trust fund boy. It has nothing to do with anything else. It's being misused here.

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Willholbert09 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are confused. See “chad thundercock”

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poopsalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

sorry bud you're not right here. but at least you know right from wrong regarding this situation

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poopsalad 1 point ago +1 / -0

ok boomer

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stagolee -1 points ago +1 / -2

You would never see a scruffy dude in jeans and a t-shirt walking down the street and think "That's a Chad". A guy in an ironed white button down, yes, that's a "Chad".