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cupocovfefe [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd bet a paycheck that if the Chad gets a lawyer, the Chad wins 10 out of 10 times. I'm not a lawyer, but the soys were a unit, and they assaulted him. That's super clear, beyond a reasonable doubt. Upon closing to contact, the soy dude presents the logical main threat, especially if he squared off to the Chad. I'd say he's 100% legal.

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envil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm sure he would probably win. My point is that it may not be a one-sided victory, but rather both parties might be found guilty of something and would have to face some sort of consequences.

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cupocovfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd settle for a presidential medal of freedom from the vsg :)

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wakingmajority 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was making a Citizens arrest but I failed.