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RacistElkStatue 42 points ago +42 / -0

My tummy over-ruled it

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KevO4444 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Supreme Colon affirms.

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bigdickhangsright 19 points ago +19 / -0

We still knew this was inevitable.

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Spez-Covfefe [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trump on Hawaii Judge: "That damn Hawaiian judge. He's something else, you know?"

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Peacebears 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Hawaii... Great state, Hawaii. They have the best judges. Don't they? I mean come on!"

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bluedevilga 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am eating mine now. Was in a hurry so tried the burger king one. Bleh. Oh, well, will have from the good place tomorrow.

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No_More_BS_01 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every 5 years or so BK sounds like a good idea again, always because you're in a pinch, and then you immediately remember why you stopped eating there.

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iPertinax 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you me? I have always felt exactly this way.

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No_More_BS_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

No but we are brothers as pedes!

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ParadigmShift2070 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who keeps patroning them?? It can't just be a rotation of forgetful customers that go in every five years

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DaishoDaisho 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's those damn fries.

The fries in burger king are so salty that I have dry ceiling on my mouth after I'm done.

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VeganTrumpSupporter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's the oil they use. It leaves a waxy film in your mouth like you just ate a candle.

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bluedevilga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, a few hours later I can feel some pretty massive air displacement events coming up soon.

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

should try the BK nothing burger. I hear its delicious

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on guys I was in a pinch it was the only burrito available nearby..

somebody showed me that their veggie burger had almost the exact same ingredients as Purina Dog Chow, beef flavor, except no beef by-products..

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a reminder, BK supports BLM.

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bluedevilga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Virtue signaling matters. Unfortunately, many of these companies have hired morons. Morons do what morons do. I will probably visit again in 5 years to see if it is changed it all.

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jack in the Box! wife and I went out at 1 am last night to get some I kept seeing all the damn burrito posts and munchies took over.

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Nicktdot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I cannot not upvote hawaii cuck judge

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yzzp 8 points ago +8 / -0

you never know these days

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Skibblesdust 6 points ago +6 / -0

Context please? I missed a day lol

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FragoDelight 23 points ago +23 / -0

Burrito eating pede was assaulted by a Karen With hot coffee near a beach in Cali. Burrito eating pede put down burrito and nailed Karen’s cucked BF right in the nose. Then Karen’s CBF called the cops and tried to lie about everything only to find that out pede’s buddy had it all recorded on body cam.

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LLchurch 3 points ago +3 / -0

CBF made me laugh.

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FUCK_TYLER 6 points ago +6 / -0

There’s a part of me that hopes this Hawaiian judge has a law clerk that shows him these memes 🤗

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BrownRugs 6 points ago +6 / -0

This meme is definitely one I will never tire of.

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toophless 5 points ago +5 / -0

I reclaim my BURRITO time

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RetroHousewife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol missed this meme.

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EdmondDantesDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the TIMELINE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Keep up the high energy PEDES

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ArcticPharaoh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait until they target Hawaiian pizza.

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Polar 3 points ago +3 / -0

...Why?

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JackCovfefeHays 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only Hawaiian approved breakfast is to scream at the sky and then throw your coffee.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waking up to all these memes! What a happy day!

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LibsAlwaysLie 3 points ago +3 / -0

You gotta add the "parody" flair to this post. It's hard to tell what is real these days.

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OrangeFruitGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hawaii Judge memes never get old!

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Ienjoywearingcrocs 3 points ago +3 / -0

This meme never gets old.

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h203h 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂 oh no! the legendary judge returns! 😵

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Four_of_Seven 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAWAII JUDGE! NEVER LET THIS DIE!

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daflyboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get this man a job at Babylon Bee!

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

That judge will soon issue a gag order

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DrJoeSchmoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO 🤣

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

False Report charge the Karen

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economy_voter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will always upvote Hawaii judge posts.

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MartyrX1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

These never get old to me

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Based_Trumpster 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 'ol Hawaii judge. Always sticking his nose in everything.

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zerosmokescreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

My burrito, my choice

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Charlietexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any taco bells way out there?

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jeffsmith67589 2 points ago +2 / -0

This never gets old

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jeffsmith67589 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m being serious btw. I laugh every time 😂

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

How 'bout a soy burrito with Hawaiian pineapple? C'mon judge...

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CommieSlaughter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Link? I can't find anything about this, anywhere.

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Waylan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because breakfast burritos = blood loss.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Judge Yamashito says "You No Eato!"

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll get my burritos when you pry them from my fat, dead fingers

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a landmark decision, the 9th Circus ruled that burritos may only be eaten for lunch or dinner

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if they come in video game loot boxes ;)

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WheeeeeThePeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I still have one if I use vegan beef?

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starsabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burrito? What'd I miss last night?

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Judges are just about the worst.

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is morning Guac still okay? Asking for Jeb!

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Spez-Covfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bought one of those microwave Don Migel chorizo breakfast burritos. Kinda rubbery.