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Op Delivers, The Mask Burrito Fight. Part 1 (streamable.com) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
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wakingmajority [S] 1173 points ago +1175 / -2

Enjoy.

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wong 623 points ago +624 / -1

You're a hero. "I don't give a fuck". Yes you do HO, yes you do.

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Racerx719 326 points ago +326 / -0

She will. She will

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DemonratsForGitmo 341 points ago +343 / -2

My only complaint is that the beating was over too quick. Lesson not learned.

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rightwingthunder 283 points ago +287 / -4

that retard will feel it tmrw. and his libtard girl will never look at him the same way again.

righteous action! he could have pummeled them all day but that suffices to teach them a lesson that real men are in charge of this country

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MustBeTrump 239 points ago +239 / -0

100% She will never see him as a man again, she got more hits in than him and he was on the phone to the social worker before she had even turned around.

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CowboyLogic 201 points ago +202 / -1

Notice how she didn't seem to have any concern at all for him being injured? She already had no respect for him.

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TheCynicalMimic 104 points ago +104 / -0

Because he doesnt deserve any

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wumao 85 points ago +86 / -1

She even said she was mad because HER favorite shirt [that her boyfriend was wearing] got ruined.

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Warren_Puffitt 45 points ago +45 / -0

She has by now thoroughly chastised and shamed him for being a pussy and bleeding on her shirt.

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D3vst8r 44 points ago +44 / -0

Beta and toxic bitch ..... Match made in heaven.

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MAGAmillionairess 27 points ago +27 / -0

She got right in there too. Probably knew he was going to get his ass beat.

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DilbertsBeforeSwine 59 points ago +59 / -0

She probably didn't see him as a man before.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 26 points ago +26 / -0

She calls him "my wallet." He probably makes $200k per year making Facebook gaming apps like Farmville.

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Forgototherpassword 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm still holding my coffee

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arminius009- 13 points ago +13 / -0

To me...... that's why she picked him...so that she could drive.

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The_Bugout_Bag 6 points ago +6 / -0

We now know...she is the 1 that fucks him.

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crimsonfancy 108 points ago +108 / -0

Threw the coffee on the way out. Trying to walk away and have the last word.
This is hilarious.

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To2025andbeyond 73 points ago +73 / -0

He would of came off looking better if he got his ass kicked. His girlfriend could at least take pride that he took an ass beating for her. Instead, he gave up after a couple of punches and his girl had to step in. Then afterwards he talks shit and call the police! Who talks shit when they're own gf has to fight for them?

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 108 points ago +113 / -5

See how fucking bold that cunt was? I wish he had fucked the girl up too. I’m sick of women talking straight shit and getting away with it. Women want equal rights, then they get equal lefts too.

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ButteryFumes 63 points ago +64 / -1

Agreed, from a woman... That was outrageous

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Bluebanana 50 points ago +50 / -0 (edited)

Totally. That girl was out of control, and it’s only because she knows most men won’t hit a girl. Another liberal asshole fighting some ‘systemic ism’ while relying on another ‘systemic ism’ to save her from an ass beating.

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LadyOfLorien 32 points ago +33 / -1

Nah. This is,by definition, the perfect time for a bitch slap.

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cluckingducks 32 points ago +33 / -1

She should have been blasted when she threw punches.

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2016again 47 points ago +47 / -0

And then they stood too close breathing covid on the innocent burrito guys.

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nutup_orshutup 35 points ago +35 / -0

Throws hot coffee. Assault #1.

I have covid. Potential admission and assault #2.

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operator1214 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's the start of it right there. Why are you even bothering complete strangers who are minding their own damn business? Proper response? GFY and get out of my face, now! Don't play around with these assholes; they're looking for other people's business to get into and looking for a fight...because they're stupid, angry little assholes.

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Choomguy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah, talking shit while hes on the phone for help, what a bitch.

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

BAD

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skumario 13 points ago +13 / -0

She is a loser bitch cunt.

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't need to be said.

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IntersectionalXhe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please, the only way she’d be more pleased is if this heroic Chad shoved his dick in cuckersby’s mouths and forced him to wear panties.

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gettin your dick sucked ain’t gay

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Musicbymuzak 150 points ago +153 / -3

My blood is as hot as this coffee.... She deserved a pop or two too for getting in the way

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taavofficial 100 points ago +101 / -1

Female privilege, bigot.

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TrumpTrain425 112 points ago +116 / -4

Would have LOVED to see that pussypassdenied.

She sounds SO ENTITLED. Seeing her with a cracked orbital would have been the cherry on top

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RightWingGrazer 41 points ago +42 / -1

I have never hit a woman, but I would have dropped that bitch.

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brimshae 19 points ago +19 / -0

I thought that tranny Fallon Fox wasn't allowed to fight real women anymore?

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Choomguy 16 points ago +17 / -1

Oh man, if op slammed her while he calmy said, “pussy pass denied bitch”. Even the cops would have laughed at that.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 81 points ago +84 / -3

Agreed: women should be treated with equality.

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NoSteppy1776 76 points ago +83 / -7

Slight correction: Women should be given the priority of safety over men since they tend to be vulnerable. It's just the decent and gentlemanly thing to do.

UNLESS it's a situation with a cunt like this who is abusing her female privilege to resolve a petty grudge, at which point, female privilege revoked. Go to town.

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Zekk 62 points ago +62 / -0

Translation. Real women should be protected by real men. In subverted liberal society, treat the women like men and the men like women because they've inverted everything.

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Philhelm 38 points ago +39 / -1

Gentlemanly behavior is out the window in the face of a communist insurrection.

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clocker23 38 points ago +38 / -0

When the woman laid hands on the breakfast burrito-guy, he kept saying to the boyfriend (emphasis on "boy") "Get her off me! Get her off me!", he was implying that he wouldn't be responsible for what happened to her if/when he actually started defending himself from her continued attacks. At least burrito-guy was a gentleman for giving the boyfriend a chance to deescalate. :-)

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +19 / -8

And black people should be given priorities in hiring and college places since they tend to be vulnerable.

Get out of here with that commie "equality of outcome" philosophy.

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mugatucrazypills 10 points ago +10 / -0

What woman ? I don't see one in this video

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cleveland bus driver

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weebrian 7 points ago +7 / -0

You going to jail now!

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Polar 6 points ago +6 / -0

I literally went back to watch that video right after this. His legend lives on.

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FrappedmyPants 59 points ago +60 / -1

the bitch deserved a crack in the fucking jaw. Would have taught her a lesson.

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ModsBanPaleos 29 points ago +30 / -1

Dude one shot her out all day she was ASKING for it

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ChelseaHubbell 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ackshulally she was begging for it

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American-Patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

She definitely needed a little "attitude adjustment" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhubbRugak

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ProudWhiteMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah at least a karate chop on her forearm for holding onto his shirt.

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Trumpfan1 37 points ago +37 / -0

Exactly! It looks like she hit him at the end of it. To go along with her trash 🗑 mouth. He should have smacked her! But in Commiefornia that would likely have led to his arrest.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 34 points ago +35 / -1

As soon as she said I don't give a fuck I would have had her head in pieces over that curb, with his immediately following. OP did much better.

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President_Xi_Jinping 19 points ago +19 / -0

Soros DA would have you serving 30-life.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which is only partly why I identify the OP as doing much better. This couple's action doesn't really warrant that strong a response; that chick does need to be in jail though. She may be pretty tough, too. which only means she'd have that much harder of a time of it.

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GreatestAmericanEver 145 points ago +146 / -1

This fight was short because Conservative men have 'honor codes'.

This is why you never see videos of 6 of them headstomping one person like you do from "others".

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Deeznutsmatter 29 points ago +48 / -19

If we lose this election, it will be because of assholes like you. Imagine being a black voter that has finally started questioning the lies from Dems. You are on the fence, and decide to visit TheDonald.win, only to come across your bullshit, and some of the comments following yours. They will head right back to Reddit, and tell everyone that will listen that we are nothing more than a bunch of racists over here, and that hurts our chances of winning. You may as well campaign for sleepy Joe,because you arent helping here. We are not in a race war, we are in an ideal war. Take a look at the pics of rioters. There are hundreds, if not thousands of them on line. What color are the majority of these assholes? BTW, I fully support your right to free speech. It is unfortunate that you would squander such an awesome right hurting our cause.

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drug_prowling_wolf 18 points ago +25 / -7

Fuck off @DoubleEagle. Your ignorance is not welcome here. Your comment neither unifies Trump supporters nor helps the president build a winning coalition for 2020. Asshole.

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NoSteppy1776 43 points ago +43 / -0

And yet Proud Boys are banned from existence while noodle-armed antifa weasels are allowed to roam free.

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MAGAbetterargument 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should bring it back as Proud Men

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Boruzu 25 points ago +25 / -0

You mean Obama voters

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clownshoes 1 point ago +6 / -5

You spelled black wrong.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Codes or maybe it's just in our DNA. I would love to have picked her up and body slam her into that concrete, but something inside would've stopped me. But I think that last little bitch slap she tried at the end, that one might have got me to at least throw her to the ground by her hair. Not necessarily to break her in half, but to just put her on the ground.

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clownshoes 16 points ago +16 / -0

No because we have respect for human life and IQ's above 80.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

RYAN CUCKLING!!!!

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20KAG20 23 points ago +24 / -1

We need their names

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slangin_paint 39 points ago +39 / -0

Glass Joe

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ShartMaster 15 points ago +15 / -0

I just died.

😂😂😂😂

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Kaggzz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glass Joe had a win. This guy gets famous on .win.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ryan Cuckling

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Round 3....CHARGES Round 4....LAWSUIT

FINISH HIM!!!!!

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GulagCheerSquad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesssss! I love this site.

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queue-anon 75 points ago +75 / -0

No doubt. “I bet you never get any pussy”

Plus her punching him and throwing coffee on him makes me angry. Who gave these dumb cunts their self righteousness to think they can get away with this behavior just because they are female?

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Scroon 59 points ago +59 / -0

Who gave these dumb cunts their self righteousness to think they can get away with this behavior just because they are female?

Hollywood, the California education system, and shit parents, that's who.

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independentbystander 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hollywood, the California education system, and shit parents, that's who.

Exactly. TV shows/movies show this kind of bad behavior all the time, in hopes to encourage impressionable people who receive their behavioral cues from them to act out their impulses in real-life. With Hollywood "entertainment," it is common to see entitled narcissists over-react violently to minor provocation, if not seek it out.

In this case, those entitled narcissists acted out their impulses in real life and found out that it isn't as fun as watching it in TV shows/movies. Unfortunately, they did not learn from this experience, and seem to be even more self-righteous.

>Leftists gonna Left

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just-a-pleb 24 points ago +24 / -0

Imagine thinking that pussy is the be all and end all of human existence as a man.

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Trump2024 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's her only asset

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Ballind 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah, a girl like that will use all three holes.

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queue-anon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yet a lot of us do put pussies on a pedestal because of the programming the TV drills into our head.

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chelbull 3 points ago +4 / -1

She wants it to be, thats just pure projection. Women want themselves to be at the center of our universe. Matter of fact, they place themselves there by force and coercion.

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dnile1000bc 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's feminism and it's currently being indoctrinated into our children in primary and high schools not to mention colleges and universities. This is why feminism is cancer.

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ImGayAsFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

bingo

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shipoutofdanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

as we've seen before already... if she had pepper spray she would have used that on him.

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OrangeFruitGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fact that she kept saying that statement over and over is yet another point of how infantile her mind is. No mature person, female or otherwise, will be saying something so immature and petty in a physical confrontation. She sounds like she's a middle-schooler.

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queue-anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I bet you only get beta dick"

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OrangeFruitGood 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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The_Litehaus_Abides 72 points ago +72 / -0

And we knew it, of course, that this bitch and pussy boy would tell the cops they were attacked.

SJWs always lie.

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20KAG20 47 points ago +48 / -1

Right? It’s fucking hilarious. Lying sacks of shit. Be a shame if we found out who there were.

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ENTP 24 points ago +24 / -0

RESDIT CAN’T STOP US NOW MUAHAHAHA

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Racerx719 22 points ago +22 / -0

Send n00ds

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CannonballJunior 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes that would be awful.

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barefootozark 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, because you know their version is completely skewed. Someone needs to find and drop the video proof on it.

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FlimboFlongins 28 points ago +29 / -1

What a Fucking Faggot! The level is off the charts.

Burrito Pedes Did Nothing Wrong!

Who else would give this Gentlemen who was calmly eating/minding his business, the shirt off your back immediately?

Wish the strikes were harder. That ass clown should be sawing logs on the sidewalk, not making a phone call. Gotta call Eddie Bravo, and get his guy a year a free training.

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FlimboFlongins 16 points ago +16 / -0

You still rocked em Sir. Salute!

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jokes aside, he could lock up and submit the majority of men on The Donald, without too much work. When you've trained that long, and you're an innovator in hand to hand combat techniques/BJJ, that make one a dangerous man. Most of the Ex-Military/LE/Trained Fighters/Trained Killers on this site just don't train day in, and day out like he does for grappling and hand to hand.

It's probably safe to say he smokes too much pot, and could use some better critical thinking skills at times, but a "bitch" is probably not his best descriptor.

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many guys are 6'7" IRL, Pede? Cmon. Vast majority aren't even over 6ft, statistically speaking. "Hold on, let me call my buddy "The Giant", before we go hands on, Eddie." Not happening IRL.

Is Gracie BJJ debunked too? I don't really have a dog in the fight, but Royler Gracie would also kick the shit out of/ easily submit most men on this site. It's only a pride/ego thing to say otherwise. Eddie beat Hoyler Gracie, fight below. Size does not overwhelm technique. And Eddie works with his students all the time, definitely goes hands on. Is he ready for The Cage, you be the Judge. Does he play a part in producing many students who can handle themselves in a fight very well? Absolutely. Do you even Grapple, Bro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewTGXah4GXE

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Kahnja 5 points ago +6 / -1

She has the bigger dick...guaranteed!!

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Haun_Solo0211 111 points ago +113 / -2

I love how wholesome he was towards the dude even after he just whipped his ass. Hero sits back down calmly. “Your girl is gonna get you arrested bro, you can’t throw hot coffee on people.” As the dude mills over how this bitch just got his ass kicked.

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Italians_Invented_2A 8 points ago +17 / -9

The soyboy is not responsible for what his bitch does.

I don't understand why OP attacked the soyboy, who did nothing and was even further away, instead of decking the bitch. I mean, I know: pussy pass.

But you can't attack someone else in retaliation. OP risks charges imo.

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nickybops 12 points ago +19 / -7

we dont beat the ever living shit out of women, even when justified. We push them down and then stick their bfs.

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Italians_Invented_2A 5 points ago +14 / -9

Beta faggot who doesn't understand a bitch can do serious damage

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JS_Mill 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't know if he knew who threw the coffee in the beginning.

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

My observation as well.

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Litecola 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reasonable person standard - when outnumbered, all opponents are 'in play' as one's life and health are being threatened and one is assaulted. A reasonable person concludes that person 1, female, has committed the aggression and is urging person 2, male, to also do so, when person 2 approaches a reasonable person can conclude it is a greater threat and must be addressed first. Personally I'd conclude that screeching banshee is the greater threat, having already shown recklessness, anger management issues and propensity to being the intellectual author of violent unprovoked crimes, and would deal with that threat first. But that's just me.

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Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +15 / -2

OP had a positive interaction with the police, he's not a wanted felon.

We're absolutely not "glorifying violence".

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes it is.

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Inboxman 62 points ago +63 / -1

Those are the type of antifa people. No different from fascists. Only their way of thinking is right and they'll attack you if you have a different opinion.

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SpaceForceMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Defund the police! Hello, 911? I was just assaulted for throwing coffee on a fascist. Please send police.

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cucks_on_parade 42 points ago +42 / -0

Begone Thot

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ImGayAsFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao

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20KAG20 24 points ago +25 / -1

Bitch even threw the first punch too by hitting him with the bag. Should have charged her with assault.

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Magastein143 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't wait for the follow up video where she is crying because her job fired her or her bf broke up with her because this video went viral.

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wakingmajority [S] 215 points ago +216 / -1

You are welcome.

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PatrioticMemeLord 64 points ago +64 / -0

You're a beast brother! That's how Pedes deliver justice to righteous commie cunts!

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rightwingthunder 43 points ago +44 / -1

clean up our streets from the commies, block by block, street by street, friendship burrito by friendship burrito

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rooftoptendie 37 points ago +37 / -0

BASED CHAD GOD!

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eyerighteye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is there a part three coming?

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SlipperyFire 174 points ago +174 / -0

The bragging this bitch did to the camera. lol

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 50 points ago +50 / -0

But she don't give a FUCK! Yeah I think maybe she could be charged

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reredactor 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's open and shut aggravated assault and possibly battery. Tonnes of precedent to get her on a felony charge.

I know OP doesn't want to but she really needs to be taught a lesson.

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DasBurt 18 points ago +18 / -0

She needs to be cancel cultured. It's only fair.

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chuckachookah 4 points ago +5 / -1

Exactly.

This is behavior that should have been taught as completely unacceptable when this bitch was 5 years old.

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friendlypede 159 points ago +159 / -0

You're a hero for not taking shit from that evil liberal girl. So many guys here should learn from you on how to stand up to liberal chicks.

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MustBeTrump 88 points ago +90 / -2

I just wish he smacked her, she was the only one here that got away with her bullshit actions, she doesn't care that her cuck got smacked she's probably into it.

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friendlypede 56 points ago +59 / -3

I mostly agree. Poor OP got his shirt torn. Everyone took damage except for that evil broad. Really sucks that even now there's a huge faction of Christians and conservatives who really get upset when a violent, crazy woman gets a taste of her own medicine.

So for his own long term self-preservation against feminists and Christians and suburbanites and all, OP did the absolute right thing by not giving that violent chick a little sample of male strength. If he had punched her, guarantee that there would be a lot of sudden cucks and a lot of suburban ladies going "I can't condone this !!"

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MustBeTrump 51 points ago +51 / -0

Yeah, he definitely handled it in the most respectable way possible, he'd already decided it was over and she had to continue grabbing and got that one last smack in, because she KNEW it was safe to do so. Makes me sick.

If this video tells you anything it's that our everyday MAGA supporting friends are the disciplined adults and the lefties are rabid children that cry for help when they get a smack of reality.

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friendlypede 42 points ago +43 / -1

Problem is she's young and 'pretty' and in shape. So she'll keep finding worthless manlet simp guys to defend her and condone her bullying and even to take her abuse.

What needs to happen is for her to have to spend time in jail with violent, crazy women who are twice her size. A few gross, trashy violent altercations with women who are bigger and tougher than she is, without any men around to take her shit or white-knight her, and she'll learn some humility real fast.

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MustBeTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Exactly that, she'll always be able to hop from provider to provider and she'll probably bitch about this cuck and how he got her into a fight and didn't even protect her!!

She'll probably never have to learn, although this video going viral might come back to bite her.

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Italians_Invented_2A 10 points ago +14 / -4

Not always. Only until she's in her 30s.

Then she'll have to change the attitude or become a crazy cat lady.

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American-Patriot 20 points ago +21 / -1

What she really needs is Jesus in her life. You can clearly tells she is a Godless person.

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eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

When keeping it real goes wrong....

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago +3 / -0

She could suck dick better with fewer teeth.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 38 points ago +40 / -2

Do women really want equality or just the advantageous aspects of being a man while keeping the privileges of traditional femininity. We all know the answer.

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weltbild 13 points ago +14 / -1

All the actions tell us they want a greater share of the loot while minimizing responsibillity.

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2016again 9 points ago +10 / -1

Women didn't used to be like this. Something happened.

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DasBurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one but white men seem to want EQUALITY. There are a few exceptions, but in general this is true.

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean women? Or liberal women?

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Click 26 points ago +28 / -2

I've never hit a female before, but if any bitch threw hot coffee on me, I would knock her the fuck out.

Screw the whole "never lay a hand on a woman" bullshit. These are not normal women and we're not living in normal times.

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holytrpbatman 13 points ago +14 / -1

Equal rights, and equal lefts.

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Mr_Pink 9 points ago +10 / -1

That knockout is exactly what feminists demand.

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never hit a female before, but if any bitch threw hot coffee on me, I would knock her the fuck out.

You think that, but then in the moment the female realizes what is happening, gets a look of terror and fear, and you back off because you don’t attack a girl who is cowering and small.

Then 10 seconds later when she realizes she isn’t getting hit, she switches back to arrogant aggressive cunt mode, but then the moment is done and it is too late to hit back.

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queue-anon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Exactly. Fucking joke that the law would side with her if he hit her.

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2016again 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also the media has been carefully showing people that conservatives will just sit and take it. Or hide. Or kneel. Or you can just lie and get the conservatives arrested.

Op and his friend knew they had to have a secret camera to protect themselves. This is what it has come to for us .

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people look like they probably have jobs making $500k/year based on the area and attitude. Sue them and take that money.

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queue-anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol i doubt 500k at that age. I think the girl has her attitude because she's a liberal and she's kind of hot. The dude isn't very good looking, he talks like a fag and his shit is all fucked up. He probably makes good money though.

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Houses in that neighborhood are $2-5million. Based on how they dress and act, they fit in with the homeowner population of the area.

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HolocoughSurvivor 1 point ago +4 / -3

He did the right thing. It was the boyfriends responsibility to keep his woman in line. In more reasonable times, he would have challenged that man to a duel and put an end to his pathetic life. He's lucky he got off with a bloody nose. Not trying to be edgy, weak men are responsible for all of this. Blaming the women is like blaming a child for acting out while their parent stands by and ignores it

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EpicPede 17 points ago +19 / -2

she deserved to be thrown into the street

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crimsonfancy 12 points ago +12 / -0

She actually just wanted the $11 burrito.
Cuck wouldn't buy her one because he only has $100 budget for the entire date and needs to keep $30 for a couple lortabs. (note: need to talk to gramma to up my daily budget.) Two coffees, $15. Burgers and only one beer each at Shake Shack finish the day and hopefully tomorrow he can snap chat a new video of him kneeling.
Now he can kneel with a busted face and blame straight, white male for a week of videos and internet points.

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Magamom2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

And we should all wear body cams to show the truth cause these people lie!!!

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iminurbas3 129 points ago +130 / -1

Thank you!! Made my night!

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Bablonis 46 points ago +46 / -0

this one was too funny to read, dude!

180 ballerina twirl hahahahahahah

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Johnson 15 points ago +15 / -0

hahaha he really did perform an impressive physical feat to keep his latte in his hand. He did nothing to stand up for his girl against guys attacking him and her.

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Southern_Belle 21 points ago +21 / -0

True.

On the other hand, she didn't act much like a lady and therefore should not expect to be treated like one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Assuming you are a woman this is wonderful to read, thank you. I agree the soyboy didn't have any reason whatsoever to defend her. I would've at least put my coffee down though! If nothing else to defend myself from OP better.

Soyboy did deserve a serious beatdown, seeing as he was making an issue out of this even if he didn't initiate physical violence, which I think he did; both he and her put their hands on OP first.

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +14 / -3

I don't know... The bitch initiated the confrontation.

And you don't know their relationship. I've had plenty of coffees with bitches I've just met and sure as hell I wouldn't get into a fight to defend one when she started it.

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nointernetforyou 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's where I'm at. I'm not doing time or even dealing with a lawyer for some dumb bitch who throws a coffee.

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Pandabritt 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I could think of was Julien in TPB.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Next, said faggot...

LOL!

Top kek u/Ronald_Dregan!

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Tpgsr 36 points ago +36 / -0

I stayed up waiting for this. Not disappointed.

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yukondave 26 points ago +29 / -3 (edited)

Remember when a person wants to fight you ask them if they consent too mutual combat. If they way yes take them apart.

[A fight is mutual combat when it began or continued by mutual consent or agreement. That agreement may be expressly stated or implied and must occur before the claim to self defense arose.]

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Ronald_Dregan 24 points ago +25 / -1

Not legal in many states. Some, but still illegal in others. Check your penal code. But always punch them in the penal if they throw covfefe on you.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is a legal defense you're trying to dish out, which is great. However you need to identify which State(s) it's valid in, because many States do not recognize mutual combat.

I think OP is safe specifically because he didn't continue, but merely stopped the aggressive action.

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FragrantDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

My state doesn't recognize mutual combat. Since I live in a Commonwealth state, the cops will come, arrest you, and then the state presses charges.

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lerm4comptroller 452 points ago +454 / -2

OP IS NOT FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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PatrioticMemeLord 172 points ago +172 / -0

OP IS Based 10/10 commie beatdown!

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sub-collector -4 points ago +3 / -7

You obviously have never been in a fight.

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UpTrump 86 points ago +86 / -0

That lady is though!

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IncredibleMrE1 43 points ago +43 / -0

How dare you use the word "lady" to refer to that venomous thundercunt.

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mechdork 16 points ago +16 / -0

You're giving her a bit too much credit calling her a lady, don't you think?

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ill_take_a_coke 14 points ago +14 / -0

"lady"

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ill_take_a_coke 17 points ago +17 / -0

OP is a true American pussy getter. MAGA 2020

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yzzp 9 points ago +9 / -0

we are to nice thats the problem

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yzzp 7 points ago +7 / -0

we are to nice thats the problem

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PigBeenBorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m not, I would have decked the bitch too....

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TorchesPitchforks 394 points ago +394 / -0

Holy fuck. These two idiots came up to you while you were outside?

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MixedBlacknWhite 340 points ago +341 / -1

and about to eat.. he's reaching into the bag to eat, when they approach him.

Also, the camera-bro is good at being lighthearted and friendly. Ya know, like an adjusted human would be

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HeavyVetting 185 points ago +185 / -0

He was being super nice and disarming. But that only made them more angry.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 89 points ago +89 / -0

Humor isn’t progressive. What if someone doesn’t get the joke? We don’t want anyone to be left out. Little do they know their life is the joke.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 37 points ago +37 / -0

It made the woman thing she'd found an easy target. That they wouldn't fight back if attacked.

Honestly, she deserved to get fucked up.

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Italians_Invented_2A 12 points ago +16 / -4 (edited)

Maybe yes, perhaps being too friendly invited the attack.

I am very hostile to strangers who talk to me. I would have probably just said "who are you?" in a harsh tone with a frown and refused to have a conversation.

Whether my method would get me attacked more or less, I'm not sure.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 20 points ago +20 / -0

Don't get me wrong, I don't think it was the wrong thing to do. I'm just saying there are some people out there looking to hurt you for whatever reason (in this case being on the other side of politics) and they take advantage when they think someone is too nice to fight back. They like to target those they think are weak because they themselves are weak. That's why it would have been good for her to receive a major ass whooping. That's all they can really understand, since they don't understand how wrong it is to attack when you perceive weakness.

I am probably more like you though, personally. I wouldn't have been friendly to these people at all.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought he was just being a Californian.

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USCG_Vet 35 points ago +35 / -0

unnaturally angry.

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undefined 37 points ago +37 / -0

As my friend Alex calls them

Pot bellied goblins

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CelesteD 22 points ago +22 / -0

Indeed! I swear like a sailor when stupid gets involved, this vid would have played out a whole lot differently with me ...

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Warren_Puffitt 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am a Sailor, and I endorse this message.

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good man, in all honesty you probably have more restraint than I do.

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PatrioticMemeLord 149 points ago +149 / -0

The women seems like an insufferable cunt, glad her boyfriend was laid the fuck out. Based Burrito Chad left him beaten and bloody.

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EpicPede 151 points ago +153 / -2

Typical woman "I bet you get no pussy".

They either make fun of your dick or your sex life when they are in the wrong lol. It's all they know.

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PatrioticMemeLord 98 points ago +98 / -0

Women like this...sex and pussy is all the value they have and they know it, so when you disagree this is how they attack you.

Based conservative women are REAL women and don't act like this indignant bitch.

Unfortunately most women aren't conservative in the west, although in the eastern hemisphere it's the opposite. There's plenty of based real women in this country though.

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trainrekt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes because that’s all she has to offer. Looks shall fade but Karen lasts a lifetime.

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EpicPede 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yeah exactly. Thats all most women know.

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xzars_folly 12 points ago +14 / -2

yah about 5% of women are conservative, because Liberalism is a feminine philosophy. That is why liberals are trying to turn men into women and women into men.

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PatrioticMemeLord 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)

yah about 5% of women are conservative

25% actually as well as 41% that are liberals, and 26% that are independents.(8% non-affiliated)

because Liberalism is a feminine philosophy. That is why liberals are trying to turn men into women and women into men.

Agreed, and all modern democrats are fucked in the head.

Source: https://news.gallup.com/poll/120839/women-likely-democrats-regardless-age.aspx

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queue-anon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Need me some Eastern European girls

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PhDs_to_MAGA2 5 points ago +5 / -0

And yet if a woman doesn’t look like the woman in the video (skinny, yoga pants) she has little value to men or society as a whole, and is told this her entire life. Modern civilisation is corrupt. The Amish have it right.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 27 points ago +27 / -0

This dumb bitch saying this made me outwardly chuckle. Like any self respecting man would want to put their dick in a stupid hole like hers?

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EpicPede 12 points ago +16 / -4

I'd fuck her and never call her again, but she doesn't deserve me.

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Maxronald 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bahaha. I fucking love this. Im stealing this and telling everyone I made it up on my own. Lol..genius!

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

well she certainly is.

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EpicPede 4 points ago +5 / -1

Amen

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bellcurvestrikesback 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yup she says what she thinks will cut deepest

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EpicPede 17 points ago +18 / -1

tbh her pussy is probably the only value she has to offer so i understand

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Warren_Puffitt 6 points ago +6 / -0

And her cuck boyfriend pays for it with his soul.

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder what her other boyfriend is like.

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PatrioticMemeLord 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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MAGA_Master 8 points ago +8 / -0

While he’s about to eat. You want him to eat with a mask on?

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g-money 28 points ago +28 / -0

Bitch was possessed by a demon

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EpicPede 25 points ago +26 / -1

that's called a liberal woman

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AusLovesUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

TDS is real!

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mixednuts86 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bitch is a demon.

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XoXoXoXoX 16 points ago +16 / -0

EATING!

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OlDirtyBarrister 189 points ago +189 / -0

Best part is this lispy faggot telling the offisssser he was assaulted right before his THOTass girl starts telling blatant lies about throwing the coffee.

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HeavyHebrew 121 points ago +121 / -0

They did not know they were being recorded so when the video is played for the police and a judge they get assault AND making false statements. OP is far too merciful. I would press charges and sue in civil court.

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Jaqen 67 points ago +67 / -0

They're going to sue Burrito Chad, I'd bet the ranch on it. Which is ridiculous, but just watch. Suddenly Coffee Cuckboy is going to develop chronic migraines and all sorts of other maladies his lawyer tells him about.

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NotTheTendies 49 points ago +51 / -2

The hot coffee on the face is much bigger deal. McDonalds and their lawyer team lost a massive lawsuit when coffee just spilled onto a customer from the window. Someone launching hot coffee in another's face on purpose is assault. OP can complain of vision problems, PTSD, Irrital Bowel Syndrome, Night Tremors, Insomnia and anything else that he could suffer from. Initiator loses here. They will either accept his lack of lawsuit or settle out of court.

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KeepAmericaFree 37 points ago +37 / -0 (edited)

The McDonald's case is a bit more severe than just spilled coffee. The coffee was so hot that when it spilled onto her lap it fused the lips of her vagina together.

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AusLovesUSA 22 points ago +22 / -0

I pictures of the injury are horrific she received insane burns.

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LaymanLeathers 13 points ago +15 / -2

Actually I'd say this situation is worse considering mcdonalds lost that and it's not like they were intentionally trying to spill hot coffee on people. When you cross that line and you're voluntarily launching your hot coffee at people, I'd say that's a worse crime than accidentally spilling hot coffee on someone. Just my two cents though

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KeepAmericaFree 12 points ago +12 / -0

The point of my post was to point out that the McDonald's case wasn't a fluff lawsuit.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Actually it was intentional.. McDonald's knew about the danger. There were multiple prior incidents when people were severely burned and in discovery they actually found corporate memos that said it was cheaper to pay off the injured people than to lose coffee sales. The rationale was that people buy coffee and drive to work, so they made their coffee scalding hot so it would still be hot when arriving at work. That's why the jury laid the smack down.

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residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a documentary about it and one of the attorneys also wrote a book. The lady only wanted her medical bills paid, which were cheap at the time. MCDonald's knew they were serving their coffee too hot and had injured several other people. The case was widely publicized to promote tort reform by forces trying to cap injury lawsuit payouts.

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wakingmajority [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

She also wanted to coffee to be served less hot. Poor lady got reamed by the Fake News.

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goat_nebula 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the same, scalding coffee is damn near considered a deadly weapon and almost always gets an "intent to cause bodily harm" attached to it. It will likely upgrade the assault charge or guarantee it sticks. Throwing coffee, spitting, or flicking your cigarette at somebody are common ones that get people in deeper shit than they realize.

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try4gain 14 points ago +14 / -0
  • " sought to settle with McDonald's for $20,000 to cover her actual and anticipated expenses. Her past medical expenses were $10,500; her anticipated future medical expenses were approximately $2,500; and her daughter's[13] loss of income was approximately $5,000 for a total of approximately $18,000.[16] Instead, the company offered only $800. When McDonald's refused to raise its offer, Liebeck retained Texas attorney Reed Morgan."

McDonalds and their lawyer team lost a massive lawsuit when coffee just spilled onto a customer from the window

  • " woman who suffered third-degree burns in her pelvic region "

  • " was hospitalized for eight days while she underwent skin grafting "

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +3 / -2

It depends how hot the coffee is.

If it's drinkable then it wouldn't cause any damage.

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NotTheTendies 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is that measurable though? Also, if it got in his eyes - doesn't matter. It's assault. The way he reacted, it's hard to tell if he was hurt and pissed, or just pissed. I mean - it looked full and fresh - I imagine it was pretty hot.

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dasvolk 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's why it's necessary to press charges, the video is good evidence but it's really hard to argue you're the victim when you're the one who caught the assault conviction.

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Grief 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

The OP said they didn't press charges in the first post. He let them off with no consequence....

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vinnychase 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda ruins it honestly... Sometimes kids need to learn their lesson

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 31 points ago +31 / -0

Nobody has ever stood up to these people in their entire life. Half this country is about to have a rude awakening when the polite people all over this land run out of patience and push back.

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Italians_Invented_2A 18 points ago +20 / -2

Ironically, the only thing holding us back is the police

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IKEEPMUHFREEDOMTHX 8 points ago +8 / -0

And they want to take that away. Great idea lol.

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yzzp 4 points ago +4 / -0

probably true

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novaks47 11 points ago +11 / -0

Looked like that was the first time he was ever hit, lmao.

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HeavyVetting 35 points ago +35 / -0

He got what he fucking deserved.

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Genericwhitemale 22 points ago +22 / -0

“they don’t pick the one that bleeds the most”

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Ladimir_Wewtin 18 points ago +18 / -0

I loved that, hahaha! As he sat back down to finish his food! Burrito chad is a fucking legend.

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XoXoXoXoX 21 points ago +21 / -0

Bleeding out of wherever.

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wakingmajority [S] 277 points ago +299 / -22

I do not believe in pressing charges after I beat someone up. They got theirs. I got mine. Walk away.

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portablespeaker 186 points ago +187 / -1

You got yours and will walk away, but what about another patriot that does not have a body camera?

You saw how she admitted to throwing the hot coffee and would do it "ten more times" and admitted it again, but toward the end of your video says "nooooo" and denies throwing the coffee.

Think about what other lies she will spit out that will ruin another person's life.

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unclebobinator 82 points ago +82 / -0

Next time she'll pick on a younger or weaker opponent, someone all on their own.

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Doth 13 points ago +16 / -3

Life is a crucible that burns away the weak and what is left are hard men

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DeplorableCentipede 21 points ago +21 / -0

Not in a republic. The weak are plentiful, and they run our civilization.

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Italians_Invented_2A 21 points ago +23 / -2

Exactly. If the next case it's going to be the bitch's word Vs a pede's word with no evidence, it would help immensely if she had some records for doing the exact same thing.

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ShartMaster 72 points ago +73 / -1

I appreciate your honorable stance on this, but if I were you, I would talk to a lawyer just in case.

If they decide to press charges on you, it might get messy. You will get arrested because they will have pictures of the dude's busted ass face.

Even if they don't press charges, they may take up a civil suit.

TL;DR:

You should probably talk to a lawyer.

P.S.

Plus she totally messed up your sweet shirt.

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Plsdontfireme 32 points ago +32 / -0

They can sue you and probably will. a nose job, lifetime of therapy and 4x damages for the soy boy is going to be quite the expense.

Look at what they did to the proud boys, fathers serving 5-10 years for self defense.

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tsacian 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dont forget the sex change operation costs.

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Plsdontfireme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also he needs a trained therapy cat, those aren't cheap

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +7 / -5

They'll definitely press charges because the soyboy didn't provoke. In fact when he calls the cops I think he says I have been assaulted.

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ShartMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was just in a verbal altercation with the venti-soy boy and he got hit with hot coffee once his back was turned. A reasonable person would be able to assume that, since the fuck also had coffee in his hand, that he was the one to throw it on him.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 30 points ago +30 / -0

oh they are going to get doxxed lol

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GingerMan512 29 points ago +29 / -0

Nah, fuck that. They deserve a beating and then the law. These fucking pricks need to learn real consequences.

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Covfefe_Crusader 28 points ago +31 / -3

You didn't beat her up or even pop her in the face once, how it that her getting hers? You really think she learned some kind of lesson from this? How about the next person she assaults? Maybe it will be someone that doesn't have a friend with a body cam and they will go to jail and have their life ruined after she lies about what happened. Someone older or weaker will probably suffer because of your decision, especially since she had zero remorse to go along with her ZERO consequences, but kudos to you for getting yours.

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Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't have legal justification to defend myself, so no I am not going to perform any vigilante justice. You're still a hero IMO and it's admirable that you have such impressive self restraint. I just get sick of seeing one side of the aisle keep getting away with whatever they want to with zero consequences. She would have gleefully destroyed your life and bragged and laughed about it, yet she suffers not one iota for her actions.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep!

Unfortunately, the "true and honest man-to-man with handshakes" society is being run roughshod by rabid commies that DO NOT AND WILL NOT stop at "fairness".

So while I can respect OP's decision (it's his and his alone to make), unfortunately we need to pull'em up by their roots and throw the whole book at'em.

Because you're absolutely right, that woman did not learn anything from this. She may even become MORE brazen and determined next time and go something stronger than a hot coffee.

And if one of them wasn't wearing a body cam? This could have easily been misconstrued to go against them (and still might, in the end).

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tsacian 2 points ago +3 / -1

It was a joke dude. This guy is hilarious.

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ArticleISection10 6 points ago +7 / -1

I like this guy

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vinnychase 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or you could just hold them accountable for their crimes committed for probably the first time in their life... Or not and they'll continue with this behaviour

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wakingmajority [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fine.

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would've been better if you just knocked the bitch out yourself

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Farage_massage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, anyone that throws coffee at you and rips your shirt needs an open palm to remind them That chivalry ends at physical violence.

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rightwingthunder 79 points ago +80 / -1

i feel like punching her would have been justified. at least slapping her.

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Shwoogin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Remember the Subway Slapper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYbGLye3io4

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mykillk 24 points ago +24 / -0

Dang. That slap could be heard in Jersey.

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Doth 16 points ago +16 / -0

The white dude at the beginning did the smart thing: left the fucking car immediately

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DiamondJoeQuimby 13 points ago +13 / -0

i remember that, and he fuckin tuned that guy up who tried to come to her rescue, perfect.

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Gunsmonkey22 7 points ago +8 / -1

yep, love it

kind of...still sad, but fuck off mouthy assholes

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intamin 3 points ago +3 / -0

What was sad about it?

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EricCharliemella 5 points ago +5 / -0

So many great things about that video. Let's start with the 8-Ball jacket, Puddy would be proud. Then of course the most perfect, audible, and crisp SLAP. Thanks for sharing that!

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SR91Aurora 6 points ago +6 / -0

beating her boyfriend up is funnier though

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Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Why should a bitch get a pass? If she wants to commit violence she should absolutely be prepared to receive violence. She'd be picking up teeth or pushing up daisies if she assaulted me, just like a man would. It's just plain stupid to discriminate by age or gender for people that assault you.

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +3 / -2

There's this idea that a slap is less harmful than a punch, but it's not true.

A proper "martial art" slap can break your eardrum.

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LoveMeSomeTrumpies 27 points ago +27 / -0

That dude she's with doesn't even like pussy. He just hopes to be invited when other dudes bang his woman.

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zeeshopper 26 points ago +27 / -1

Actually, he did grab a pussy.

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zeeshopper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Made a pussy bleed*

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HeavyHebrew 11 points ago +11 / -0

when your sole biggest contribution to life is a front hole, sheesh

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DCdeplorable 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm sure OP does just fine...

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MindsetRoulette 227 points ago +227 / -0

Promises made! Promises Kept!

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JKillen 44 points ago +44 / -0

Promises Kek'd

This dude didn't even fight back

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Defender110 221 points ago +222 / -1 (edited)

OP will take his apology from all the "fake news" whiners in the form of an upvote.

PS- OP, you were a hell of a lot nicer to these two shitheads than most people would be. Good job.

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Tarenthian512 39 points ago +39 / -0

I would definitely not have been so nice to the woman. And would have explained in full detail why she's dating a weak man who cant protect her.

Knowing that alone means she will dump him in due time.

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unclebobinator 15 points ago +15 / -0

Due to her partner's beat down I can only imagine the relationship won't last much longer. Women traditionally maintain relationships with weak men for too long unless the man has a nice job. And even then they are unfaithful thots.

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +8 / -2

It's the bitch that started it. It's not the soyboy's fault if he can't beat up random dudes that the bitch provokes.

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the_martian 3 points ago +3 / -0

a real soy boy. her probably gets permission to do things from his girlfriend. but seriously, it looks like she wears the pants in the relationship.

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Italians_Invented_2A -1 points ago +1 / -2

We don't even know if they are in a relationship. They could have been having breakfast together after having had a one night stand the night before, for all we know.

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Tarenthian512 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well then maybe burrito mans fists redpilled him and saved him from his GF lol

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WardD2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll tell him they should both see other men.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was one of those fake news doubters on his original post and I apologize.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 178 points ago +180 / -2

Lol what a bunch of faggots. We need to start pressing charges pedes. These people need to understand that what they are doing has consequences. Good on the beat down...but charges need to be filed

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DCdeplorable 43 points ago +55 / -12

It was a coffee, its not worth the hassle. Getting to punch a cuck in the nose and get off scot free is reward enough.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 64 points ago +64 / -0

If they didn't have a body cam this would have gone differently. They called the cops on the people who they assaulted.

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covfefe-time 29 points ago +29 / -0

Probably on their way to a 'defund the police protest.'

--But first, lemme call the Police, cause I just got my ass beat.

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mathteach314159 42 points ago +42 / -0

Just imagine the bs he would have to deal with had his buddy not had a body camera. Praise kek that we got to get in on this action.

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mechdork 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should've chucked his burrito up his ass... No wait he'd probably enjoy that. never mind

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tsacian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen. We are not like them and we should never forget it.

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Grunge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah he needs to press charges to replace the shirt.

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The_Checkz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed!

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dunedan 160 points ago +160 / -0

that was dumb

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wakingmajority [S] 128 points ago +128 / -0

Loved that line.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 47 points ago +48 / -1

Make sure your friend knows he is a freaking legend too. I think he just inspired a whole lot of Pedes to get body cams.

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ShartMaster 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm pondering that myself.

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dunedan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Your buddy is way chill, I'll believe he's South Bay local. Them, on the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised if they're down from Brentwood.

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to sample that and start dubbing it over many similar such videos.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite line was "They don't pick the one that bleeds the most." Fucking lol.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

FACT.

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undepressor 146 points ago +146 / -0

the perp girlfriend: "I hope that someone saw that and I would do it ten times over motherfucker."

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mykillk 80 points ago +80 / -0

You could say a few people have seen it

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xmetalgod 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, think she got her wish.

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The_Checkz 32 points ago +32 / -0

He should have punched that bitch to, especially since she punched/slapped him.

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veteran299 5 points ago +6 / -1

pepper spray is incredibly painful. i carry it all the time

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Tarenthian512 26 points ago +26 / -0

Signs of a person who has never dealt with actual conflict

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OldDixie 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yep typical leftist woman mouth writing checks that her cuck soy-friend couldn't cash. Would have been even better if she had caught a haymaker in the fray.

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kish-kumen 8 points ago +8 / -0

"well actually..."

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OneAmericanFamily 133 points ago +133 / -0

When do you tel them you have a body camera?! I want to see that reaction so bad!

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wakingmajority [S] 204 points ago +204 / -0

They do not know until the Cops tell them.

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dunedan 76 points ago +76 / -0

Thats the best burn

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Buce-Nudo 23 points ago +23 / -0

Well, I'll be. A cop revealing someone else's body cam. I hope they did it grinning.

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Kaarous 61 points ago +61 / -0

Please tell me there is video of them finding that out. I want to see her face when she realizes you got it all on tape.

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wakingmajority [S] 128 points ago +129 / -1

Yes but I am not posting any footage with Police.

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InarosPrime 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're a legend.

The bards shall sing of his glory in battle, and many a meme shall be made!

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Kaarous 22 points ago +22 / -0

Aww, blue balled. Understandable though.

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OneAmericanFamily 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lol this video was more than enough. Fucking hero.

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Marble68 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is there a way to crop the police out? even if no audio, just caption.

Or just post a screenshot zoomed in when they're told.

It would be meme gold.

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mykillk 27 points ago +27 / -0

Perfect strat. Let em lie then drop the video bomb. You learned from O'Keefe!

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YuugeNews 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don't give the end away! We're enjoying your awesomeness!

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novaks47 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit, this just keeps getting better lmao!

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America_No_1 20 points ago +21 / -1

This is a good lesson for centipedes here - let them lie their way into a corner until the cops show up - then show video.

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OlDirtyBarrister 120 points ago +120 / -0

Yessssss offissser I’ve just been assssaulted

😂

What a pussy. His girl had to jump in or he was gonna get killed.

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Nanobots 55 points ago +55 / -0

That cuck's girl threw more punches than he did.

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infojunkie07 27 points ago +27 / -0

shes in that "whamen strong" fantasyland. Good thng she gidnt get hit in the face.

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Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is that a good thing?

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WhersMyFuckngJetpack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it a good thing though? I would have punched and shouted "EQUALITY!" at the same time.

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TrumpTrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would have easily been broken with one punch. Her punches are like little girl slaps

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Joeret 3 points ago +3 / -0

He didn’t want to drop his latte.

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WardD2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt it was a triple soy, extra estrogen latte.

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Bunkerbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty interesting even after getting his nose smashed in he didn’t think to throw the coffee or put it down and fight

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chipchipchip 8 points ago +8 / -0

If I got in a fight I’d go home and relax or something ... I certainly wouldn’t run to the principal’s office and cry about it

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veteran299 3 points ago +4 / -1

he was scared enough to call the cops, yet stayed close to the pedes. durrr

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keepwinning 112 points ago +115 / -3

Pede of the week!

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SCP0073 21 points ago +21 / -0

*year

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Joeret 6 points ago +6 / -0

So far.

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alexnader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pede of the First Term.

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TrumpVictorious 105 points ago +105 / -0

Hahaha this is great. I hope coffee cuck gets elevated to the level of aids skrillex and Carl the cuck.

Love how he calls the cops and makes up a whole new story.

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rightwingthunder 31 points ago +32 / -1

he might have to move to the CHAZ after this to find acceptance among fellow simp-cucks

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Aquamine-Amarine 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's why you need to have a camera to record violent liberals. They WILL lie to the police, you need to have video evidence to clear your name.

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juanschwartz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Simpotyh McVeigh style...

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sustainable_saltmine 83 points ago +84 / -1

🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯

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dunedan 27 points ago +27 / -0

burrito king

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AnacondaIsAShill 12 points ago +12 / -0

BASED GUAC MERCHANT

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CoolidgeThough 79 points ago +81 / -2

OH SHIT IT"S IN PARTS

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EMP2024 43 points ago +43 / -0

The Chadening, a tale in 3 parts

Or however many it ends up being

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bellcurvestrikesback 14 points ago +14 / -0

A better trilogy than the last star wars without question

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EMP2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

What Star Wars trilogy?

The Disney Trilogy is garbage

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Doth 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Fellowship of the Breakfast Burrito

The Two Busybodies

Return of the Fist

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Shwoogin 17 points ago +17 / -0

OP gets hype lessons from James O'Keefe. The man knows how to market.

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't wait for the sequel!

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fallhollow 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the most anticipated movie sequel of the year

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GreatandPowerfulAhhs 74 points ago +74 / -0

Legend.

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impera 70 points ago +71 / -1

The absolute madman, well done sir. Such a beautiful day to ring the head of a retard like a bell. Might knock some sense into him. Equal rights and equal lefts!

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ObamaSpiedOnTrump 59 points ago +59 / -0

This fucking cunt...

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friendlypede 58 points ago +58 / -0

That girl is such a fucking cunt.

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keepwinning 57 points ago +57 / -0

Omg, lives up to the hype! Beautiful. Way to keep your composure with these idiots.

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Deltadan 55 points ago +55 / -0

That girl is a fucking cunt, holy shit.

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HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're a perfect pair.

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

He might have had bigger tits

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goodbeerbetterviews2 54 points ago +54 / -0

OH FUCK ME BEEN WAITING ALL DAY

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MrSuperPede0426 53 points ago +53 / -0

My balls were so close to turning blue. This is amazing. Crazy liberal bitch hiding behind the idea of "you can't hit a woman" defense. So progressive.

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cjcivicx 29 points ago +29 / -0

Yep. Once a bitch gets in between and starts throwing punches, she’s just as much a target as her fag boyfriend.

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HeavyHebrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

step to the fore, get knocked to the floor

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WeaponizedSmirk 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm washing down Goya beans with Red Bull while watching this!

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branash13 45 points ago +45 / -0

His boss, “oh shit, you shouldn’t have done that” fucking priceless. This was worth the wait!

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undefined 18 points ago +18 / -0

drive by barista: ”You retard!”

boss: “hey no that has nothing to do with it”

Not “he’s not regarded” it’s “that has nothing to do with it”

Best buds can defend each other while calling eachother retarded in the process. Instant classic

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Election_Quotes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I missed that. Man, that’s pure gold

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LordofNorthMesquite 43 points ago +43 / -0

I’m starting to think I should invest in a body cam. Crazy people.

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chinese_shill 18 points ago +18 / -0

OP said knowing he was on camera emboldened him to not back down to these lying assholes. SO YES, ME TOO!

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Kavfefe 40 points ago +40 / -0

They invaded your 6 feet of personal space

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Kavfefe 20 points ago +21 / -1

Masks are for when there's no 6 feet of space, if ever...

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porkrice 40 points ago +40 / -0

Beta female: “I’m sure you get no fuckin pussy in your.. whole life” oh burn! She sure got him!! What a bitch.

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cjcivicx 11 points ago +11 / -0

She uses her pussy, he WRECKS other pussies.

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infojunkie07 9 points ago +9 / -0

should have retorted with - im not interested in your BF.

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TrumpTrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ouch

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RedPilledRaven 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s wrong. Burrito King just beat a pussy up-up-up.

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is used to exchanging pussy for money and based on looks he probably wouldn’t be dropping thousands to get in her pants.

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America_No_1 38 points ago +39 / -1

This is the most Chad thing I've ever seen.

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zx9john 38 points ago +38 / -0

There's that Pussy Pass getting waved around again - No one want's that stench-trench bitch!

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Racerx719 37 points ago +37 / -0

Thank you for your service

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yg99 36 points ago +36 / -0

I woulda KOd Karen too

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MixedBlacknWhite 34 points ago +34 / -0

Ole girl is lucky she didnt a PPD uppercunt.

SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!

BTW- good restraint not continuing to beat his light ass. Beat til the threat is over (according to the law ....I think)

BTW- I liked that you warned him.. leave us alone. Also, you were just about to eat you burrito, like a good Chad.

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LibertyPrime2020 33 points ago +33 / -0

I used to live there. The South Bay is full of dipshits like this.

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Ben45 32 points ago +32 / -0

i'Ve gOt cOvId NoW

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Jack_Dupp 32 points ago +32 / -0

I’m already hard and haven’t even hit ‘Play’ yet.

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0care 32 points ago +33 / -1

should have broke the girls nose

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watt 30 points ago +32 / -2

I've already got Play by Play using various OP quotes in my best Bas Rutten voice: https://youtu.be/mosX7L25HV8

Let me tell you first, I've been a Pede for many many years.

Some liberal cunt throws coffee and puts their hands on ME? I'm sorry sir, now I have to break your nose.

I stand up and say I'm sorry, BANG BANG BANG No I'm not!

"The sound of my fist introducing itself to his face." Bang!

Oh, you rip my mustang shirt? "The shirt looks terrible and smells like Chai Latte."

I follow up... BONG BONG BONG

"She was tearing my shirt while I pummeled him."

Lookie look what we got here. Soy boy is not wearing a mask?

"My fist removed it from his face." Dangety Dangety Dang!

Next, I push the cunt to the ground. BOOM!

"I ruined her favourite shirt she bought for her boyfriend."

"He actually told the 9-11 operator that I was a Trump supporter."

When cops arrive... "We had video. We showed the cops."

"They had no fucking clue that we had a body cam on."

"You should have seen the looks on their faces when the Cops informed them that we recorded the whole thing."

"He apologized for hurting my fist with his face."

"They apologized to me, I said "Have a lovely day." "

"It's on my friend's body cam I will post later"

"My favorite part on the video is where they throw the coffee at me and you hear my friend say "oh that was dumb" followed by a loud crack."

"I told them I was going to make them famous on td."

"Afterwords I told them they did not social distance and they should go get tested for Covid."

Dont, Don't you ever do this!

Sorry, I had to re post this comment on the video.

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Xnyr21 5 points ago +5 / -0

i am sorry sir, but im going to have to break your leg.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

when even the autists take a break from planefagging n hotpockets long enough to have some fun with us...

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heel to the balls...Heel to the balls.

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infojunkie07 1 point ago +1 / -0

that video tho. I mean is he trying to fill prisons with murderers?

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Xnyr21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont you ever do dis!

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Xnyr21 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are trying to take your life, so you must return the favor.

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Asshat4Congress 29 points ago +29 / -0

doushe targeting system activated

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keepwinning 29 points ago +29 / -0

Snopes: Mostly False

OP described eating a breakfast burrito, however video contains no glimpses of this breakfast burrito, just a paper bag with some content. It is impossible to determine if the contents contain a breakfast burrito, therefore we conclude that this video contains false and misleading information that is dangerous to viewers.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 29 points ago +29 / -0

Yeaaaaaaaaaaasssss!!!!

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lilbuffkitty 28 points ago +28 / -0

That woman sounds like such an insufferable cunt, honestly the only thing on her mind is pussy, telling the guy he doesn't get pussy, calling him a pussy for not wanting hot coffee thrown on him.

Deep down she knows that's all she's good for too, cuz no one would date a garbage personality hoe like her for any other reason.

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NineteenEightyFour 27 points ago +27 / -0

Women who attack men and then hide behind their vaginas are some of the worst human beings alive. If we lived in a patriarchy like the leftists say this bitch would be spending the next year in a hospital and her life in a wheelchair.

Way to show restraint and not pop her like she deserved.

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Mukato 27 points ago +28 / -1

OP has never delivered more than OP just delivered here.

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rightwingthunder 26 points ago +27 / -1

guy was a beast and could have put both of those idiots (the retarded Karen and her cuck bf) in the hospital. that couple will never do anything that stupid again hopefully. if the boyfriend has any sense he will choose a life of celibacy going forward.

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Pure_Coincidence 9 points ago +9 / -0

that couple will never do anything that stupid again hopefully

The simp may not, but I'm absolutely certain she walked away from this thinking she's 100% in the right and the victim, and she really would do it again. Mostly because she didn't really get any serious punishment. Apologies are meaningless unless they're sincere, especially ones compelled by the presence of police.

She's going to walk away from this even more of a cunt and with a bigger chip on her shoulder unless he presses charges and she sees some legitimate consequences other than being grabbed for a moment.

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Italians_Invented_2A 0 points ago +2 / -2

She thinks she's the victim even if she didn't get beat up. That's a shame. I wish OP smashed her face.

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WardD2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that choice has already been made for him. Incel for life.

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cjcivicx 26 points ago +27 / -1

BWAHAHAHAHA! That faggot and his fagottessa thought that people weren’t going to fuck up their lives with video!

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raybiker73 6 points ago +6 / -0

Updooted for "fagottessa"

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theRealdakkath 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha

I can't fucking stop laughing this morning.