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PaigeAshley 98 points ago +101 / -3

Wow. This is extremely well done!

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OneAmericanFamily [S] 106 points ago +106 / -0

Thanks, I stole it all by myself

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PaigeAshley 48 points ago +49 / -1

Based Pirate Pede. 😉

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FlimboFlongins 24 points ago +25 / -1

Smells like bean farts on this thread.

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FlimboFlongins 23 points ago +25 / -2 (edited)

"Only the Flatulent Man Will Pass. The Flatulent Men Squeezes Before God Emperor!"

It's from the Non Speilberg, Non Union, Off Off Broadway Production "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Beans"

This is the concept art, right?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 8 points ago +9 / -1

Only the flatulent man shall pass!

I'm ded... from fart.

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goya has the best quality aroma when cooking and the most tolerable upon exit. I don't always eat black beans but when I do I buy Goya.

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paraphrased, but yeah. Sometimes they write themselves. Hats off to the Meme Pirate for the inspiration.

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NavyGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best meme pirates... dont we folks!?

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FlimboFlongins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Administration just announced a major boost in Independent American Gas Production. This is a huge step in Energy Independence Folks!

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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lurker247 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is very underrated!

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

What was the source?

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andybrrr 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a beeple pic, he has a page on zuccbook

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wong 20 points ago +20 / -0

Clearly by someone trying (and failing) to mock our Trumps!

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything other than the proportions on the statue is fucking epic. They did fail to mock him!

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FLIBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

They usually do...

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DrMoustachio 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck that. They got Trump looking all bloated with weak arms. Dude looks way better than that.

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PaigeAshley 18 points ago +18 / -0

I completely agree, I think this was a leftist meme. They spent way too much time creating it if they hate him!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

Not only is Drumph living rent-free in their heads but also apparently in their stomachs as well!

The left can't meme

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, no they can't! Their anger clouds all their judgement.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Indeed. What a crappy way to go through life.

Blinded by hate.

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Olschoolponcho 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idk im kinda diggin the buddah trump. He is 70 something so hes obviously not in his physical prime but his wisdom and mind is 100 tho. Kind of a paralell to buddah

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, he does. I saw him in the locker room. We had a sweat, and some Locker Room Talk.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. An Art Deco masterpiece

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undefined 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLACK BEANS MATTER

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flabbyfanny1 39 points ago +39 / -0

Black Beans Matter

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SomaticallySpeaking 10 points ago +10 / -0

Excellence.

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had-to-chime-in 6 points ago +6 / -0

can someone help me find where I can get my own 50ft ivanka statues thanks

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Learn lucid dreaming and make them appear. Idk if the dreamviews site is still around.

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tel Aviv. Soonish

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

All Beans Matter

[shelters against incoming rounds]

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EPic 36 points ago +36 / -0

Would t be the worst religion. Def better than liberalism

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MagicBeans 26 points ago +26 / -0

I am all for it! I honestly never thought I would ever have such username clout. God bless Goya!

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EPic 14 points ago +14 / -0

All hail the one true bean !

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weltbild 19 points ago +19 / -0

I can't tell if this was supposed to be pro or anti trump....

The left can't meme

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OneAmericanFamily [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

I think it’s a left meme. Doing my duty and putting it through the spin cycle

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CantThinkOfUserName 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's another leftist meme that missed the target and belongs to us now.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

We absorb their memes and embrace them.

That golden Trump of Beans? We love it!

The angry baby Trump dirigible? We love it!

The Trump Chicken? Magnificent, where can I get one?!

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OneAmericanFamily [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doing the lord's work!

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +4 / -1

From the Temple Pulpit:

"May the Shart of the Most Glorious be with you. And also with You." -Singing-

Excerpt From the Legumeous Creed

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're not all Comedy Gold. I know that one was a Stinker.

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lurker247 1 point ago +2 / -1

Downvotes are sacrilege! Shun the non-beanlievers!

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KekistanPM 23 points ago +23 / -0

And the left thinks we're offended by this.

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OneAmericanFamily [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Their memes are always the most unintentionally funny when they make something they think will piss us off. Their legitimate attempts at humor are always straight up cringe.

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weltbild 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can only tell it is leftwing because trump is obese in this anything else could be either side

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morphagent 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol. Had the same thought.

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morphagent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their memes suck because they got nothing on us.

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R37arded 20 points ago +20 / -0

GLORY TO THE BEAN!

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PantsJihad 17 points ago +17 / -0

LEGUME VULT!

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

14 grams of moral fiber in every 8 oz serving!

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LordPurringtonII 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure that’s the peanco beans

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated! We have been eating goya for day. Not tired of it one but... in fact we are running low already!

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lurker247 4 points ago +5 / -1

SHUN THE NON-BEANLIEVERS!

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Solid dad joke... kek!

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SuperDuperHypersonic 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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prayinpede 4 points ago +5 / -1

Looks like someone from /x/ made a Trump meme

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NumberTech 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah it's that same artist from a while ago, Beeple, that did the giant Mecha Trump with the Hillary head in his chest. Dude is pretty anti-Trump, but still manages to continue making unintentionally good stuff.

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prayinpede 0 points ago +1 / -1

I missed that one too. Sounds crazy

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Thistriggersthelibs 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wonder if we can get a few libtards parroting that Black Beans are racist because "Frijoles Negros" means "Negro Beans" due to the history of Colombus feeding his african slaves a black bean gruel, and would often run out so it became shorthand on trade ledgers as "Negro beans" among other goods when stocking his ships pantries.

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Contrary to Popular History, it was not Tropical Storms which sank many slave and other ships in the Caribbean. It was the buildup up methane gases below decks, from the consumption of "Negro Beans" by the most often all black crews, or all black cargo.

Simply striking a match, puffing too hard on a lit pipe, or a lantern left burning too close to the sleeping quarters, was enough to cause a catastrophic blowout of the crew and cargo's built up gases. This took many unfortunate ships to the bottom, including the entire Haitian Navy.

Sadly, the Rockefeller Bean Companies worked diligently to eliminate this important period in True Bean History. This is why we now celebrate Bean History Month, lest we forget.

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JohnnyThomas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uh, well... hmm... That um... That uh... That sure is something...

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

mmmyepp.........

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tufftoffee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit lol. That's amazing.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve had 10 cans of Goya’s over the past week

MÚY DELISIÕSO

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Frijoles Negros

REEE

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-Howitzer- 6 points ago +7 / -1

The gas production alone would trigger Leftist tree huggers.

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darkhollow01 5 points ago +6 / -1

so my wife asked me yesterday, "what's up with buying all the GOYA products?", and I could only say, "THEY"RE [email protected]@@@@@@@TTTTTTTT!!!!!!1133tFTW!!!111!!!

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covfefe2525 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a bit ... strange

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

The holy book of that religion will be Gas-x and beano, lol

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YouBadMeGood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mother Adobo full of grace. Oh how good our Chuletas taste

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

is this fat acceptance

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sr_bean 4 points ago +4 / -0

shit... missed the all the Goya memes. Better late than never. Bow down and respect the bean!

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jeffreytwin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha! Who made this?!?!?!

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

A leftist. Zhe thought it would offend us.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wtf black beans are racist now?!

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything is racist. Didn't you get the memo? Check your fucking TPS reports!

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Haasmaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm part of the yellow rice sect.

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At_The_Rally 3 points ago +3 / -0

HOLY FRIJOLIE!

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LMMFAOUMF 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Nice tits on that golden statue.

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bet he hangs out with kek.

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TheDerpState 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flatulent meditation.

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flicking the bean!

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need Mr. Bean in there somewhere!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Double Ivanka's sitting on a plate of fresh white rice

Pope Geotus Pepe the 1st leading the invocation

The pillers are hot sauce and salsa verde

There, fixed it for the can't meme tards

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, that's a no from me, Dawg.

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FAQ-REDDIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Beans Matter

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Beans-fortified 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm interested, is there a holybook of beans???

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Wherethewhitewomenat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If i had a social media account, besides here, i would totally make this my profile picture just for the REEEEs

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buddha Trump = best Trump

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the fat buddha Trump.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Question: by "bean based religion" do you mean

  • A. a religion based on beans, or

  • B. a based religion about beans?

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Undo1913 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do people make these visually epic memes??

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TypicalEd 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be a very gassy religion

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MrSuperPede0426 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ANTIFA assholes were throwing cans of beans at Federal officers in Portland... i wonder if they were Goya

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Couldn't be. They're sold out everywhere. Gotta be soy. It's the only thing they have stock of.

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Garden of heroes

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Merrill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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Joeret 1 point ago +1 / -0

Miss milo. He pretty much befuddled the left. He was gay and dated black men and at the same time was pretty conservative.

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OnlyWinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m in awe of this meme Smith

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The best we can discern is that sometime early in the 21st century, these ancient earthlings worshiped some kind of golden God emperor which granted them mystical powers through a frog avatar and that their main food source was what was referred to as "Hispanic" food, a type of diet primarily consisting of beans.

What's not exactly clear is that they called these beans "negros" but at the same time there was another group of earthlings sometimes referred to as "negros" that had partially splintered off from their own kind to wage war on these "Kekistanis" as they were sometimes known, and would invoke the war cry "black lives matter".

Perhaps the beans that were being consumed by the Kekistanis were the unborn offspring of these "negros" and that is what started this intense but short lived war between these two peoples as the bean eaters were much more heavily armed, skilled at war and generally of superior intelligence than the group sometimes called "BLM" for short.

Ironically, the "negros" would routinely murder their own kind by waging war among themselves and even mass terminating their own unborn fetuses at a kind of satanic temple called "Planned Parenthood", so it's odd why they would be so angry at the Kekistanis for eating their negro beans."

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SF_3P0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beans of the Gods.

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Miztivin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love this.

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shadoweyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

money cannot buy this kind of support

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SwedishChainsaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Papa Emeritus lose his shit. Good job.

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Beans-fortified 1 point ago +2 / -1

All hail.

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MarcusAurelius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pythagoras, is that you?

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Kaarous 1 point ago +1 / -0

High effort.

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder why cancel culture come after Spanish for their words like 'negro' and conjugation for only 2 genders? Conflict of interest?

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLACK BEANS MAGA

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Hillary_is_Satan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like beans as much as the next pede but idolatry is pretty cringe.

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Seenev 1 point ago +1 / -0

Innocent black men are being killed by the police and you're making joke pictures about a can of beans. Unbelievable.

Naw I'm just kidding this is amazing!

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ToTheRescues 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd take Bean World over the current state of Portland ANY day

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JakeyJakey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone a farmer? If so can you do a giant GOYA or MAGA crop circle please?!

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Dongo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just prayed the prayer.....I invited Goya into my heart. I’m going to be submerged into the soft, smooth and perfectly salted refried bean baptism and come out a new Pede. All of my past stupid weak thoughts of giving up against leftists will be washed from my weak former self.

Goya Bless.

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JoeBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY BLACK BEANS BATMAN!!!

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Beans > Soy

Real talk, ye ever have a bowl of hearty black beans? This stuff legit gives you powaaaaaaaaaaa.

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waratah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maximum effort shitposting.

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everylastjuan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Frijoles are part of my religion

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fallhollow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care who made this, it is hysterical

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FLIBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope Goya sees it, be hilarious as a picture in the office. Then 30 years from now they can tell the story of 2020 during office tours.

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CulperRing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was all ready to stock up at Safeway but they were sold out. Keep it up.

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codesherpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

The natural history museum of bean is a must visit.

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take the Bean Pill!

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nanowerx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, I tried Goyas yellow rice for the first time a few weeks ago and Holy shit is it the best boxed rice I've ever eaten! Even my picky 12 year old was singing its praises

We've already had it as a side for like 6 meals since then

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ausglitsch 1 point ago +1 / -0

but it sounds like you're worshipping a clittoris

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

NEGRO FRIJOLES MATTER

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

I found a bean that looks like the leader! Ill put it with the other ones.

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OrangeManGreatAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we buy this as a poster?

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Passerby6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow this is weird awesome

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DC_Rogue 0 points ago +2 / -2

Wow, looks like something that would fit right in Salt Lake City. Quick, someone tell Mittens that Trump is their alien god saviour to defeat the evil Lord Xenu's plans!!

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HistoryInvestigator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong religion, dude. If you're going to knock a religion, at least get it right, you just look ignorant.