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jackdaniels 48 points ago +48 / -0

turns out, the blacks owe repaartions to the indians for stealing their land! white guilt solved!

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TorchesPitchforks 36 points ago +36 / -0

Everything.

It's a complete rewrite of history.

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Walrus_Tooth 26 points ago +26 / -0

So...black people are the slavers now?

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TorchesPitchforks 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Blacks are friendly traders with big ships who are crossing the ocean to trade with backwards white indigenous people.

You know, just like in actual history.

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Filo76 22 points ago +22 / -0

You aren't kidding. There's so much wrong with the picture, even ignoring the black pilgrims. Pretty sure native tribes didn't have sheep or cows. They were introduced by Europeans. I'm skeptical about the outfits too. Hell, this was clearly drawn with no historical accuracy in mind.

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mintyj [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0
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Boogi2shoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

... did you?

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thistlemitten 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please!

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's only half a cow!

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TEXinLA 21 points ago +21 / -0

So the Indians had sheep and a really really large cow. Or bull.

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ClownWorldIsHere 6 points ago +6 / -0

And only the front half of the really really large cow! Back half seems to have vanished!

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Noticed that too...

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letrain 13 points ago +13 / -0

So blacks stole land from native white people?

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Boogi2shoes 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

There are old as shit viking remains in the US. Maybe the natives who natived their way from Asia stole it from us.

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nmipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

South Africa? Minitrue approved NewSpeak propaganda?

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slaphappy2 12 points ago +12 / -0

If this book is the history of LSD that picture might make some kind of sense.

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AceOfTrumps 10 points ago +10 / -0

WE

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DeepWinter 10 points ago +10 / -0

So black people settled on white, native land and eventually drove and cheated them out of said native land resulting in millions of native white people to die?

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're owed reparations for the genocide the black settlers brought upon our ancient white ancestors.

🤣 👉👌 🤡🌎

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mintyj [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Google "Barbary slave trade"

Here's the copypasta if you'd like to spread it :

Ask yourself why you were never taught about and have never even heard of the Barbary slave trade.

Over 1 million white people were abducted from their homes and sold into slavery. This was perpetrated by Muslims and condoned by Islam. If you're of white native European origin you probably have an ancestor who was enslaved by North Africa.

the corsairs raided coastal settlements ... creeping up on villages in the dark to snatch their victims and retreat before the alarm could be sounded.

Almost all the inhabitants of the village of Baltimore, in Ireland, were taken in this way in 1631

The 'public slaves' belonged to the ruling pasha, who could claim an eighth of all Christians captured ... and buy all the others he wanted at reduced prices.

These slaves were housed in large prisons, often in wretchedly overcrowded conditions.

They were mostly used to row the corsair galleys in the pursuit of loot (and more slaves) - work so strenuous that thousands died or went mad while chained to the oar.

WENT MAD WHILE CHAINED TO THE OAR

Each day they would be given perhaps two or three loaves of black bread - 'that the dogs themselves wouldn't eat' - and limited water

They received one change of clothing every year.

Those who collapsed on the job from exhaustion or malnutrition were typically beaten until they got up and went back to work.

The pasha also bought most female captives, some of whom were taken into his harem, where they lived out their days in captivity [being raped]

And that's the toned down BBC version. Source :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/empire_seapower/white_slaves_01.shtml

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Cue_Cumber 10 points ago +10 / -0

They were happy to see each other.

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

The pimps weren't smacking the bitches around?

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Boogi2shoes 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

Yes.

People who literally didn't have a written language, whom didnt invent the wheel, or road, didn't invent the car or airplane much less idealize gravity or discover electricity.

They were really the ones who discovered the native whites.

However the concept of native whites, isnt incorrect but alas in time people will wake up.

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BlackJack1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this Marvels new "Founding Wakanda" series?

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JW_Rock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Country of origin South Africa.

Checks out.

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foom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Spot on

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WhatUCan 2 points ago +2 / -0

We was kangz

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rprobens 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Indians are not wearing Washington Redskins shirts?

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Willholbert09 4 points ago +4 / -0

the white guy is fucking the bull?

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DeusExMAGAna 6 points ago +6 / -0

He said “what’s wrong with this picture”. How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

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DudeNoOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

They were at sea so long they had to trade their cloths for goats and other supplies. Lol.

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ModsBanPaleos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wut

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Randomwaffle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I the only one that is triggered by the wording "updated and aligned with nsc guidelines"

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mintyj [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Official NSC Guidelines :

  1. Fuck whitey
  2. ???
  3. Profit

This space intentionally left blank

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna get confusing when it gets to the slavery chapter. This process is almost complete in the UK.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aside from the obvious diversifying of the pilgrims....there's way too many sheep butts. As far as I know, the Pilgrims weren't Scottish.

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1d8-1 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is "Everything " Alex ?!

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Country of origin:South Africa Thats a good one.

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

that ship aint going nowhere, I'll tell you that much