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BREAKING: VP PENCE ACCUSED 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by RussianBot9000 +4239 / -2

...of setting an impossiblly high standard of perfection in loyalty, leadership, and competence for future Vice Presidents.

...of setting an impossiblly high standard of perfection in loyalty, leadership, and competence for future Vice Presidents.
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trump4ehvaaaa 143 points ago +143 / -0

@RussianBot9000, You get me every time with your click-bait!

Ohh.... wait! Question: Does it qualify as click-bait, if the content IS TRUE?

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RussianBot9000 [S] 65 points ago +65 / -0

FISH, MEET BARREL

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SexualTyrannosaurus 23 points ago +23 / -0

Old Painless is waitin.

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RussianBot9000 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

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RussianBot2 17 points ago +17 / -0

Over 9000 of us!

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RussianBot9000 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Are you my Uber-grandfather?

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RussianBot2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Прадедушка

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 7 points ago +7 / -0

@GUCCIFER_2 has entered the chat.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 68 points ago +69 / -1

Pence: won't be alone with a woman other than his wife.

Kamala: will be alone with any man that can give her a job.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 29 points ago +30 / -1

Or she can give a job to.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 16 points ago +17 / -1

Quid pro blow

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mrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

hObama!

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kneepads 'R us.

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Er_hast_mich 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pre whatever the fuck she had done to her face, I wouldn't say no.

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget she has teeth.

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Chopblock 10 points ago +10 / -0

He’s VP of the USA, but President of happy wife, happy life

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littleman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Screw "happy wife, happy life", how 'bout, "is an actual leader in the home." Don't buy in to the pandering to women lie. Be a man and lead your family. Leadership is defined by the Bible. Jocko's Extreme Ownership is a good secondary source.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

My actual INTENDED meaning was ‘happy wife’ - doesn’t get compromised by situations allowing accusations — AND ‘happy life’ - tells BLM to fuck off and won’t join in victimhood parade.

Also don’t underestimate a woman’s importance to the family unit — they are traditionally the foundational piece and supporting moral center (that ancients and moderns both have worked to try to destroy).

Just as a car needs both an engine AND a transmission to work right, a family needs a man and woman to get anywhere. Recognizing the essential aspect of each isn’t pandering, and I think the idiomatic expression is usually pointed as a gentle reminder towards young husbands who become accidentally self-centered in their attitude in a way that threatens the balance of roles; it is not spoken as a suggestion to pander to women’s baser attributes.

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littleman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough. I when I hear or see the phrase used it's always in the context of bending over backwards to make sure your wife is happy no matter what. No concept of sometimes you need to tell your wife, "No", and sometimes she needs to tell you that.

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realJohnBarron 45 points ago +45 / -0

God Bless the VP

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RussianBot9000 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

AND THE PEOPLE SAID:

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PaigeAshley 20 points ago +20 / -0

AMEN!

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RussianBot9000 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

CAN I GET A WITNESS?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Brother I am here to testify ...

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Doth 43 points ago +43 / -0

Vice President Pence does exactly what he needs to do: stays out of the way so he doesn't get flattened by President Trump's enormous fucking balls

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Chopblock 19 points ago +19 / -0

He also helps push people out of the path and helps them get back up again when they go down under the crush.

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Doth 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Okay, okay, get up, man, you're good. The first time is always shocking. Yes, they really are that massive. Head on a swivel."

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Chopblock 9 points ago +9 / -0

They came in like a wrecking balllllllllll

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything or else you'd owe me a free screen cleaning

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creed 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember when he was first announced as Trump's VP choice I was actually disappointed. Didn't even know who he was but he seemed like a lame choice.

Well in hind sight he was definitely the right choice. I have been so impressed with him.

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redpillbox_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Agreed. I knew a lot of people who were worried he was going to be "too religious" to be a proper VP, which I called BS on. If anything his adherence to Christianity has made him even more effective in his role.

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Doth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I felt that way as well. He didn't have a real "hook", he just seemed like a clean-cut, generic conservative legislator. It turns out his respectable demeanor was an extremely important ingredient, and that President Trump was well-served by a VP that doesn't draw a ton of attention to himself. I would bet most of us don't even know how VP Pence spends most of his time--I certainly don't! And that's easily able to become a good thing, if they use it correctly.

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realPhantomFuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've been on board with VP ever since GEOTUS picked him

He's the real deal and is loyal to MAGA. He'll make an excellent President

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MooCow1980 41 points ago +41 / -0

when he said "well, I think all lives matter" I was like "BEST VP EVER"

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Chopblock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh I had forgotten about that... his IDGAF grew three sizes that day!

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Hunterscrackbaby 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have always been pretty impartial to Pence.

He was a good VP pick for Trump in 2016 for some of the traditional conservative voters. The whole KungFlu thing has given me alot of respect for the man as a leader and a doer.

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MEGApede 27 points ago +27 / -0

He is a great orator, no doubt about it.

And whenever anyone criticizes him I usually tell them the same thing I tell people who criticize Trump. Look at his family than tell me how someone you describe could have a family like this. That always gets them, unless ofc TDS has progressed beyond help.

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DatNewbChemist 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think Pence was the perfect selection to go with Trump. Trump can be very bold with his language and doesn't really care too much about saying things in just the right way or engaging in political speak. He speaks his mind and that can come off as brash for a President (but, personally, I like knowing that what I see is what I get) - if he [correctly] thinks that Clinton and Obama are corrupt pieces of trash, he'll say it to their faces with all cameras on him. (Side Note: One of my favorite moments where Trump called it as it is back in 2016.) But Pence does engage in a little more of the political dance and can kinda counterbalance Trump's mannerisms. I think Pence was an excellent selection

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MEGApede 12 points ago +12 / -0

Agreed, a lot more thought went into it than people give him credit for.

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utahbeachballs1944 22 points ago +22 / -0

ACCUSED?

HE'S GUILTY AS HELL

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RussianBot9000 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

SENTENCE: 8 YEARS IN OVAL OFFICE 2024-2032: NO PAROLE

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Er_hast_mich 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really think that these next four years, we'll see him taking an even bigger and more public role to get him ready to run.

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OnNoodleStreet 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn you fucking got me.

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RussianBot9000 [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

10,000 KEKS

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LadyOfLorien 11 points ago +11 / -0

Several women have also come forward with allegations that the vice president is also a stone cold silver fox.

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Crankyboy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck you dude. Almost had me a heart attack with this clickbait.

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RussianBot9000 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least I am not over 9000.

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meals23 10 points ago +10 / -0

Our VP is truly wonderful, he's the only man I've seen able to turn fruits into vegetables

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RussianBot9000 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can do it. We have the technology.

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LiberTerrarium 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hopefully someone with a little more aggression and fire in the belly. Pence is a fantastic VP and the perfect foil for Trump. That being said, if Pence is being prepped to run in 2024, more and more official duties need to be turned over to him so his leadership qualities cannot be ignored by any news source.

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BobDobalina 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think Pence will. Not sure if President Trump will support him... but Pence has been very loyal, usually Trump rewards that. Only exception is if President Trump has one of his kids run.

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RussianBot9000 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can walk into it.

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SendThemBackToCanada 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kanye West?

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Iosevus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pence fits Rogal Dorn's persona to Trump God Emperor persona in such an epic way. Even visually.

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williammcfadden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Solid dude on any topic. Can take a complex situation and speak with authority.

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bagabond 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHAHAHA! Awesome. Totally agreed. Biden as veep backed up Obama way less strongly and the media loved Obama (obviously). Pence has come out hard time after time to defend Trump/totally out front for his policies. And it's not a ploy, I don't think he's running in 2024. I really think that even though he's temperamentally different from Trump and he is 100% behind his program. Love it.

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Fremium2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude! I was was like "Tha Fuq!?"

I'm going back to my booze to calm my ass down. LOL!

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RussianBot9000 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

12 Steps Behind You!

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amerika_f1rst 4 points ago +4 / -0

fuckin LOVE Silver Fox Pence. As much as I love off-the-cuff stuff from Trump, I also enjoy how Pence comes in all cool, calm, and super collected.

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mike Pence genuinely and deeply loves the United States.

Everyone in this country should be like him.

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7_17_24 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for the heart attack. 😬

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RussianBot9000 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

What does not kill you makes you stronger. Except when it breaks your clavicle.

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look fat, when I was in the hospital and couldn't sniff women, I had the nurse just blow into my nostrils. It's just as good, just as fragrant as sniffing kids.

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FlamingButBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

GOT ME GOOD!!! 😂😂

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AngryCitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is Bizzarro Dan Quayle!

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Pepe138 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang it you got me...

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zebfross 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s what you get when you don’t hire based on gender, race or sexual orientation

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valadin89 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the VP is so rock solid that you see "BREAKING: VP PENCE ACCUSED" and your heart doesn't even skip a beat. When the VP is so rock solid that you could build a church on him. When the VP is so rock solid that Dwayne Johnson surrenders the title.

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

And no wonder. The man time travels before breakfast twice a week, using Barron's machine. :)

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WillyP702 3 points ago +3 / -0

OH COME ON!!!! You guys have got to stop doing this. hahaha This is great!! Everytime I tell myself not to click on it but here I am.

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Undying 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pence 46

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Tantalus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry Heathcliff fans, you ain't got shit on Pence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnZphCBWTA

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seabass23 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't even be shocked if this was an article tbh

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Deezy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, you!

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Knew this one was clickbait. No way to accuse when you practice the Pence rule.

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ScareCraze 3 points ago +3 / -0

He really does do everything you would want a VP to do!

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ComeysPrisonWallet 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'd still like to know why Pence's wive got one of those mysterious notes during George W. Bush's funeral...

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rabbitholed 3 points ago +3 / -0

pence is real team player

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TheDonaldVET1 3 points ago +3 / -0

So fucking worthy of a million upvotes!

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Kekception 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me!!! Reeee!!

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PigPelosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya got me!

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Trumper007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am so happy you didn't put SHITPOST.

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got that damn right Iron Mike. Over and out

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Chopblock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Last time a nose was this far up Pence’s behind it belonged to a military K9...

Lol jk RussianBot9000, you keep on lovin’ our Silver Surfer, but next time you post one of these you need to crawl down a tunnel and bite a slimy jihadi, okay? It’s only fair to Conan!

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dougkeenan 3 points ago +3 / -0

war dog approved

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not gonna lie...

They had me in the first half

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DaLaohu 2 points ago +3 / -1

I was really fooled by Pence. I thought he would be just there doing nothing the whole time. Now, I love the guy.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re an asshole lol I’ll collude with your account any day ;)

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RussianBot9000 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typically I am one of the first to be taken out and shot.

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slowmotrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know I think that is pretty accurate.

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Webbythunder499 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had us in the first half

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cgiles98 2 points ago +2 / -0

You had me in the first half not gonna lie. Kek

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RussianBot9000 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you not entertained?

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't see the shitpost flair at first glance, figured some vile leftists made up some story corroborated by CNN.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely