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Shwoogin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Obama is Chad Octostud Thundercock relative to this pantywaist.

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CantThinkOfUserName 21 points ago +21 / -0

Obama will look about the same when he is 80 years.

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ADAM_SCHITT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure, Big Mike is, but what about Barry?

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Trumpfan1 23 points ago +25 / -2

Trump is probably the most athletic President of all time. He’s a great golfer 🏌️ and once threw a first pitch with heat 🔥 at a game (no link) way before he became president.

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Realist79 20 points ago +21 / -1

He threw a football through a target and nailed it first try too.

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Modus_Pwninz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chad. Octostud. Thundercock.

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spaceforceltc 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not a fan of W but he used to run marathons. He regularly ran sub-6min miles.

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Hckyhillbilly 16 points ago +16 / -0

Agree with not being a W fan, he did throw out some respectable first pitches. I believe he threw out the first pitch after 9/11 in full body armor. Credit where it’s due.

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spaceforceltc 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was part owner of the Texas Rangers at one point, so I would hope he knew how to throw a baseball.

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RobbStarksHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is funny, because he was a cheerleader, while his dad was a pitcher and looked terrible throwing out the 1st pitch. Maybe it was age.

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Endaar 6 points ago +6 / -0

He also threw a strike at Yankee Stadium while wearing a vest right after 9/11.

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Whahappened 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ford did play Big 10 football

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CannonballJunior 5 points ago +5 / -0

More than that - he was an All-American player, who could have played pro football if he wanted. Declined to b/c the NFL didn't pay high salaries to most players then.

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catsfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was actually scouted by a MLB team, I believe

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Phins360_FL 117 points ago +119 / -2

what did you expect?

we are being overlorded b the AV club

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Roadrash 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lmao

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

LMAO

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meals23 10 points ago +10 / -0

fucking KEK

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Modus_Pwninz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not even the chess club, the AV & drama nerds.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 1 point ago +2 / -1

This might be the most incisive comment ever posted here.

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WalkFastGoHome 109 points ago +110 / -1

Limp-wristed, fatherless, toss.

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Caractacus 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fatherless... LMAO!

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OldHickorysFlintlock 10 points ago +10 / -0

FATHERLESS. Holy KEK!

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 8 points ago +8 / -0

TOP KEK 😂

This is why i come here. Comments like this.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 5 points ago +5 / -0

The pitch or fauci?

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like he’d tossed more salads than baseballs.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 79 points ago +79 / -0

Does this fucker do anything right

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Bruh_Moment 42 points ago +42 / -0

He shills for the oligarchs just right.

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solarsavior 63 points ago +63 / -0

Glad I missed it. Not watching that shit. Seriously.

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Chesteraarthur2 [S] 39 points ago +43 / -4

Most baseball players are Republican. Not their fault their organizations are shills.

Hockey is where it's at though. No politics allowed.

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Jackhererer 22 points ago +22 / -0

I've been a hockey fan all my life, and I was disappointed when they sided with BLM. They stayed outta politics for so long.

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meals23 31 points ago +31 / -0

I think a lot of them are because of the lesson of Derek Carr

QB of the Oakland Raiders, didn't kneel when the rest of the team kneeled during the anthem. His offensive line decided to teach him a lesson and stopped blocking for him, and he broke his leg.

The season was 2 games left until the playoffs and the Raiders at the time had clinched their division and were poised to make a deep playoff run. Without Carr they quickly fell apart ruining what could have been a great postseason. Carr never played the same again after that, usually panicking when he sees a blitz because he doesn't trust his offensive line. I can't imagine why

Guys in other sports see that and feel it's easier to just pretend to be woke so your jogger teammates don't decide to hang you out to dry.

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samhunt382482374 -3 points ago +1 / -4

Wtf kind of theory is this lol? The players conspired and got together and purposely played bad and put their career/contracts/reputation at risk just to to teach their QB a lesson? Especially in football when its next man up and they could lose their job at any time?

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

The players conspired and got together and purposely played bad and put their career/contracts/reputation at risk just to to teach their QB a lesson?

have you ever played organized sports at all? I've seen people do a lot worse than just half ass blocks against a pass rush.

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Erikabodereka 7 points ago +7 / -0

??? That makes no sense at all. Will the US olympic swim team side with BLM as well?

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Thistriggersthelibs 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Probably not, not their target audience.

Edit: I feel like it may have been a bit too subtle

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Erikabodereka 8 points ago +8 / -0

I didnt think hockey was either.

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NuclearDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Neither is fucking Hockey or Nascar, yet they all have bended the knee for these SJW morons.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hockey and NASCAR are both run by rootless cosmopolitan globalists who would dump every lifelong fan in a heartbeat if it meant even a small chance to take the business international.

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BigChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

That wasn't too subtle. That was great

I think the joke could go:

Why won't the US Olympic Swimmers team side with BLM?

Not their target audience.

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FaRmErX2000 14 points ago +14 / -0

if this guy hasnt convinced you to watch hockey try "14 minutes of pissed off goalies" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9wZF-aQ9U

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't even watch sports, but if the NHL isn't gonna cave to the marxist mob then I'mma start throwing watch parties.

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Gtgooh 13 points ago +13 / -0

The GM of the Toronto maple leafs already said it is “unfortunate that his whole team is white”, while they all wore Black Lives Matter shirts.

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Joementia2023 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be fair, they are from Toronto

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AbsurdOpinion 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's just... sad...

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not officially the NHL. It was also a month and a half ago, even more people have been redpilled since then.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but this isn't proof the NHL has gone woke.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

White people. Love it.

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rockaustin 1 point ago +3 / -2

I’m dying for hockey to come back. Soon. Very soon.

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Gtgooh 7 points ago +7 / -0

To atone for their “whiteness” they will go overboard on their BLM propaganda. I’m predicting it.

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BigChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet you the ice is too white.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will give the sports leagues time to see how walk they are to decide if I watch them. MLB seems to be the least woke of them so far with only the small BLM logo on the field that is supposed to be there for the opening series and that’s it, last I heard. I suspect the NFL or NBA will be the most work of professional sports.

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AbrahamLincoln 39 points ago +39 / -0

I notice the catcher is wearing a cuckmask while literally standing in the middle of a field. What an idiot.

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NuclearDreams 16 points ago +17 / -1

Some players including OUTFIELDERS (note the outfielders rarely come within 100 feet of ANYONE especially with nobody in the stands) are wearing masks too. Its pure virtue signaling makes absolutely zero sense when you apply the tiniest bit of critical thinking to it.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

It wouldn't even make sense in an ebola outbreak.

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BigChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but Ebola has a much higher mortality rate than 0.008% (worldwide covid numbers), so I might be convinced to do more against it.

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It' s more than virtue signaling, it's creating a visual reminder to everyone to continue to be fearful and panicked because the commie flu isn't actually as deadly or omnipresent as it's being made out to be.

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +3 / -1

From rich baseball players? Nah, it's virtue signaling, unless it says Nike on it (which it might).

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SayNoToHypocrisy 35 points ago +35 / -0

That’s the first-pitch equivalent of how he managed the HIV and COVID epidemic.

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1in1024th 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch the movie Dallas Buyers Club and think about how Fauci is behind the terrible mismanagement of potential cutes

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TEXinLA 27 points ago +27 / -0

This after Dr. Gnome bragged that he played shortstop (but we already knew that) when he was in school.

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Antifederalist 9 points ago +9 / -0

No way in hell he played SS with a throw like that. Look how his feet follow through!

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely. A clip of him bragging about being able to place a ball against his actual performance is now meme gold.

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BigChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he say a year? Maybe he played shortstop for his tee ball team

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, they'd bench him too.

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NoBrakes2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lolol a wiffle ball

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MW23232 7 points ago +7 / -0

I doubt it was a wiffle ball, only because the wind would have caught it, and it would have flown back and hit him in the face.

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Chesteraarthur2 [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes. He looked like he had cerebral palsy.

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Phins360_FL 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kek

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ah_hell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looked like he broke his forearm mid pitch.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +10 / -2

He throws like he takes big dick .. like a girl.

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crimsonfancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

If we factor in 0bama wearing Michael's jeans, they're both beyond weak.

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NOTWOKE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha. Man! it’s a tie! They both suck!!!!

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Airvehicle2 6 points ago +6 / -0

The guy driving the little red car didn’t look too impressed with Obama. Every time I see Obama’s all I can think of is Little Jive Ass Punk.

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TrumpsThrowaway 20 points ago +20 / -0

Even Baba Booey had a better pitch than this loser

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jubyeonin 18 points ago +18 / -0

That wasn't even in the right direction. Adrenochrome. Not even once.

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ParkerFH 18 points ago +18 / -0

He's an old man who has been a government bureaucrat for years, sitting behind a desk. Can't expect much. What was Obama's excuse? He was far younger!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 14 points ago +16 / -2

0bama's excuse is that he's a girl ... complete with a big dick husband.

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BasementBiden 10 points ago +10 / -0

His shoulder was hurt from trying to arm wrestle his wife's MASSIVE COCK.

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Qwikphaze 5 points ago +5 / -0

You would think...I don’t know...he’d get some warm up tosses before he went out on national tv to throw a ball he’s never touched in his life.

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Airvehicle2 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s true but He would have at least practiced a little before throwing the damn ball? I would have , I sure as hell wouldn’t want to look like a pussy.

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The_other_biden 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bababooey can rest easy tonight

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CornPopvotesTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

What a fucking disaster.

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lurker247 13 points ago +13 / -0

The left and msm would call that a strike.

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giantsoda44 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN: Why Strike Zones Are Racist

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superjason03 6 points ago +6 / -0

hahaha excellent.

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MaoHatesSparrows 13 points ago +14 / -1

Even the ball was ashamed.

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BasementBiden 13 points ago +13 / -0

For additional keks look up the video of liberal darling Jon Stewart throwing out the first pitch. Little man went into an immediate shame spiral lol.

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't find that one. I suppose YouTube buried it?

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patslimmy1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Good GOD CAN ANYONE THROW A FUCKING BASEBALL ANYMORE?

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

I haven't thrown a baseball in at least a decade, and I guaran-damn-tee I could do way better than that.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, I grew up with girl cousins who played high school softball. Either of them could pitch circles around Fauci or Obama.

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FlyMyFlagProudly 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fuckin LOL. No crowd for pressure either. Not sure if he’s worse at being a doctor or throwing a baseball...

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CelesteD 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is so obvious I feel bad for even saying it.

The pitch was like he is, high and left of center.

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The_other_biden 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bababooey can rest easy tonight.

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Qwikphaze 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good lord! Never played baseball in his life.

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webthing 8 points ago +8 / -0

WTF

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Au_contrarian 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm a Nats fan and turned it off as soon as I saw the BLM logo painted on the mound.

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silflay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Phillies fan here. We finally agree on something. I think I’m done with sports altogether.

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Matthew419 4 points ago +4 / -0

UFC seems to be based... at least Dana White and Trump are friends.

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silflay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could never get into the martial arts. But if they are and remain at least neutral (which is what sports should be, an escape), I'd be willing to try again!

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Au_contrarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't be mad at the Phillies. Harper kept his promise and helped bring a world series championship to DC.

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silflay 2 points ago +2 / -0

You had to go and ruin it.

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Au_contrarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sports is supposed to bring us together and politics is supposed to divide us. Clown world.

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RenaissanceOfHope 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet that teams are forced into painting it.

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently they had a choice between this or "united for change." The Nats opted for BLM.

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BigChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

United for change sounds better. And isn't terrorist.

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Ironball 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy crap! That was worse than pussy Obama!

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Matthew419 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pathetic

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nobletanker81 7 points ago +7 / -0

being accurate, is not the Fauci way

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CmonGubMintGibMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd expect nothing more from that faggot gremlin

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Skull_Wax 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where’s the video? Has to be pretty bad to top Barry lmao.

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NoBrakes2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stickied comment at the top

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

19 MPH curve ball. He's been throwing them since January.

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Smooyaysnoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

I literally jumped off the couch and screamed “YEAH!” As if Nolan Ryan just threw a heater down the pipe. Fuck Fauci

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

MLB sucks at advertising because I had no idea this was today.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't matter, he'll still get invites to the New Lolita Island for being a key player for the Democrats

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Trythisagain 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looked like a toddler!

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superjason03 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: Fauci's pitch 100% on point.

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kingship76 3 points ago +3 / -0

JUUUUST a bit outside.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's just...that's not even the right direction.

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CovfefeVideo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder why it went so radically left...

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goingbigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you fuck up a throw that bad???

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OnlyTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard of limp-wristed, but never seen a limp elbow like that.

Never was an arm so weak since Shit Stain got his arm waved around like a noodle by Castro.

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okawesomeyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

His accuracy is bad universally it seems.

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HongKongFluey 3 points ago +5 / -2

I mean come on. The guy is 80 years old.

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BuckyKatt60 3 points ago +3 / -0

ESPN compared it to the Baba Booey throw at Yankee stadium. 😂

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

didnt Obama throw a pussy pitch too?

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BasedRedPillZeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a beta faggot that rat is. I would have booed him out of the stadium. Scouse cunt.

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

i would pay money to hear the crowd reaction to this "pitch"....oh wait

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YuugeNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

He obviously practiced hard(ly) - CDC rating: Fast Curve Slider ball; WHO - confirmed!