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Notablitheringidiot 143 points ago +144 / -1

I like black olives on my pizza

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fumbl3 118 points ago +118 / -0

All toppings matter bro!

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EMP2024 46 points ago +46 / -0

Pour a diet 2 liter Coke out for my boy Papa John

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TruthyBrat 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he’s a Pepsi guy.

Source: Am a Coke guy, and that’s a problem.

Otherwise, I think he got a raw deal.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

You're getting there but the best combo is just the kitchen sink supreme. Onions, peppers, black olives, pepperoni, sausage. Some jalapenos and banana peppers if you're feeling frisky.

Underrated 2 topping combos green peppers and pepperonis, mushrooms and pepperoni, black olives and pepperoni. Sausage and onions.

3 topping bacon/pineapple/onions.

Mr. Ghatti's used to have BBQ pizza.

Edit - oh, and Mellow Mushroom in one location has a Chicken Ceasar Salad pizza. Chicken ceasar salad, on a pizza. It's delicious. There's recipes out there. I'm not even hugs on chicken ceasar salads, I was hesitant, but it's the best pizza I've had and made.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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Deeds263 14 points ago +15 / -1

Honestly, fuck anchovies.

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Tardigrade 18 points ago +18 / -0

I actually disagree, but will upvote just for the strength of your conviction.

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BarbaraManatee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make Anchovies Great Again!

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Deeds263 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvoting only because making anchovies great again literally = MAGA

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BarbaraManatee 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why we are winning: we can support one another even while disagreeing.

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Deeds263 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just rational human beings using logic, reason and facts. Nothing to see here.

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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charwoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Umami.

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arma 7 points ago +7 / -0

The right amount of anchovies can make a pizza or sauce taste like perfection

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UpYoursNoLube 3 points ago +4 / -1

Except anchovies, yuck yuck yuck.

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Calico_fox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even Pineapple?

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PinochetIsMyHero 15 points ago +15 / -0

Now I'm hungry.

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Nibba 13 points ago +13 / -0

When they are warm they are pretty tasty. When they cool down they taste like burnt rubber to me. Nobody else agrees. Always feels bad.

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residue69 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree. I only like black olives in a muffaleta. The olive salad they make in New Orleans is worth trying though.

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Nibba 4 points ago +4 / -0

That looks tasty!

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2020KAG45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too

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thingaboutarsenal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clearly green olives have been systemically opressing black olives for far too long!

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charwoman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Green olives stuffed with garlic and/or jalapenos are to drool for.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to have to test this theory, for science of course.

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husker91 72 points ago +73 / -1

Black Olives Matter > Black Lives Matter

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wjgcn8yfyzl3 60 points ago +60 / -0

I need a photo of this

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TruthyBrat 13 points ago +13 / -0

I really, really want it to be true, and not just a joke.

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arma 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Seadgs 60 points ago +61 / -1

All Olives Matter

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WassermanSchultz 53 points ago +54 / -1

Found the racist

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, everyone up in here is super racist. All Lives Matter. All Babies Matter. Now All Olives Matter? Fucking racist cunts.

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DocOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Olives Matter!

🤮🤮

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___HERO___ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allives matter

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mykillk 14 points ago +14 / -0

I personally like Mediterranean olives the best. Green olives should be reserved for martinis.

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Ekgamut 11 points ago +11 / -0

Found a Green Supremacist.

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Usadave85 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stuffed with Garlic. My pants just got tighter.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bleu cheese too

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JohnGaltwazhere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stuffed with jalapenos

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yeahbuddyFspez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I literally drink black olive juice.

What is wrong with me? It's so good tho.

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patslimmy1 31 points ago +32 / -1

At this point the olives matter more

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Kekistan_United 30 points ago +30 / -0

GOYA IS THAT YOU!?!?!

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MrMcGreenGenes 25 points ago +25 / -0

Olive the lives matter.

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EMP2024 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

#OliveGardenMatters

edit: Crap, still haven't figured out how to make a hashtag without bolding

edit 2: thank you

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put a \ in front of the hashtag

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BritPedeMEGA 21 points ago +22 / -1

Genius. Turn inane protest surreal. Turn up at commie protests, mask, generic clothing and sunglasses with generic harmless signs.

“I LIKE CHEESE” “GO TEAM” “I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE” “MAKE LATTES $1 AGAIN” etc.

The slogans are all meaningless NPC inanities they shout so may as well troll em.

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TheMutualist 20 points ago +20 / -0 (edited)

Leftists wouldn't know what to do.

I made an ALL LIVES MATTER poster and held it up while BLM walked by. 4-5 leftists surrounded me to hide the sign so I started to dance around and brag about my 'new friends' to get more attention to my sign. Two of the leftists kept screaming'THIS ISN'T FUNNY. ' Cops eventually came over because one of the female activists was clearly clenching her fist because her own marchers were laughing.

Also when they screech, 'NO JUSTICE. NO PEACE' they're so used to the 3-2 beat rythm that I say 'YOU NEED. A TIC TAC.'

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice. Jam nonsense with nonsense.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Gangsters and commies go cry to your mommies"

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s a good un. But I was thinking more subversive. If enough just plain bizarre and or irrelevant, in a completely harmless nobody can disagree with way signs are alongside the other signs mixed in, to watching media, it drains the protests “power” by just looking weird/comical/nonsensical.

Anyone remember the whole fake tiki torch BS? Well play using their tactics, but in a plausible deniability way, that’s harmless.

Who’s gonna beat infiltrators that quietly deploy signs that say “ICE CREAM FOR ALL” “UNICORNS ARE COOL” “MAKE MUSTARD HOT AGAIN” ?!

But deploy a “all lives matter” sign you’re asking to get your butt kicked amongst all the REEEing loons.

Someone famous once said (Greg Gutfeld?) that you defeat the left with humour. You laugh at them or make them look silly.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I got:

PANTS UP DONT LOOT

NO BORDER NO WALL NO COMMUNISTS AT ALL

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pants up don’t loot. Stealing that. Bonus it sounds close enough to the original to be confusing .

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KuhlooKuhlay 15 points ago +15 / -0

I just realized that you can turn "ACAB" tags into MACABRE pretty easily too.

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Modus_Pwninz 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Antifa" can be turned into "Antifags" right quick.

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AngryWriter 14 points ago +14 / -0

But you didn't change the word at all.

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LacyLiberty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pantifags is even quicker. ;~)

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wolfygirl2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks! Taking a sharpie with me on walks 😁

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EpicPede 10 points ago +14 / -4

but AntiFag sounds based lol. maybe just change it to Fag.

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50blessings 14 points ago +14 / -0

All Communists Are Bitches. 🙃

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KuhlooKuhlay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or you could go with IMPLACABLE if you have an extra few seconds. These groups are both implacable and macabre so I think both fit.

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lovemylibs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Phil Collins suggests putting an A and a B in front of it.

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

"ABACAB" = Genesis song... 1981?

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dunedan 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Abra-cadab-ra-dabra... I’m gonna reach out and grab ya”

Steve Miller Band, 1981. They lost a lot of their groove in the 80’s, but it’s still a good song.

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lovemylibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

And an album...

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'm not interesting in co-opting their dumb slogans, i'm interested in repurposing their stupid graffiti

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SHALL_NOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could also do MAGABEAST

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Triptrop702 10 points ago +11 / -1

I hear the green olives have taken great offense to this

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Cloudy_mood 4 points ago +4 / -0

This just in- apparently a statue of The Green Giant has been torn down. Authorities and community trying to figure out what The Green Giant has to do with olives.

Reportedly the mob who pulled it down didn’t know either.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

None of this has changed since 2016:

"Isn't it great you can wear your bigotry on your shirt?!"

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2016/08/120290/black-olives-matter-paisanos-offensive-t-shirt

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TruthyBrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing how triggered those assholes were about something so innocuous.

It’s like DON’T MESS WITH OUR LOYALTY PHRASE!

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PhD_in_everything 5 points ago +5 / -0

And it’s true! Black olives matter! They might not be as popular as their green counterparts, they have their own particular taste none the less!

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minotaurbeach 5 points ago +6 / -1

4Chan strikes again.

LOL

Soros can't control alot of our kids, we should be proud of them.

Fight the Soros Euro-Asiatic-African communist takeover. Our history is of us fixing the slavery-cr_p enforced by these very people. communism, sex trafficking, and labor trafficking are forms of slavery the USA has fought to keep off our lands.

Ask our president for 100% immunity for patriotic trolling. <3

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Somehow they will label this a hate crime, I am sure.

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TheMutualist 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a great idea. Very fast and efficient.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

And will possibly go unnoticed for 5 minutes!

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Olives matter

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kalamata olives, personally but I dont think you can span more than one city block because crosswalk markings.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love black olives

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n3IVI0 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awesome.

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OozingMachismo 2 points ago +2 / -0

All Olives Are Gross

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MegaMagaManX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only olive product I don't mind is the oil

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black olives are the best.

Some will say that is racist, others will say that is racist.

In the past, stores would sell a giant container of sliced black olives. Now only see them in small glass jars.

Where are the big, bulk, bargain, bigly plastic containers of black olives?

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I added black olives to my burrito fill mix - it's sooo good.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am amazed by his doctrine

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Whiskey_Punch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another fun thing to do is to cover up the “V”. Black Lies Matter

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TampaMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahah yes

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone should paint "Goya" before "Black."

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Libtard159271 2 points ago +2 / -0

All olives matter!

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Labyrinth9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remove the V in "Lives" for a more accurate statement

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if he can squeeze in the name "Goya" so it reads, "Goya Black Olives Matter."

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Kanime1224 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys. Enough with the black lives matter and black olives matter. OL-IVES matter.

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mostooge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I genuinely laughed out loud then went and told the wife with the same results.

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Nadlers_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare they assume xer gender!

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billbuckner 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLACK QLIVES MATTER

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Naught_O 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Li_es Matter

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AlvinOfTheTrumpmunks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Change the L to an H to reference a skin condition.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Magnificent bastard

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

So...is that "defacing" a mural, or simply improving upon it?

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doing the lords work. KEEP IT UP!!

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zoober_floober 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Moroccan oil-cured kind are hard to find, but damn are they tasty:

https://www.zabars.com/moroccan-oil-cured%2C-whole-olives/511009T.html

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Woefully_Inept 2 points ago +2 / -0

mmm black olives are indeed awesome

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AOCs_tits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black olive DO matter. They let me convince my wife the pizza I ordered is "veggie".

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4cdarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolute madlad

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Lunarman55 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like them on an italian sub too, lets see it on 5th avenue also

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

I put olives on my finger and ate them that way until my brother Charlie tried to eat one and bit my finger

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CaptainJamesChaos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that’s a good idea 🤣

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

K E K

The Spice doth flow; all of Arrakis belongs to the Centipedes!!!! It shall never cease