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ekos640 63 points ago +63 / -0
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ohwell316 76 points ago +76 / -0

Like the one that decided to hitchhike through the Middle East. Made it about 10 miles before being raped and murdered.

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ProphetOfKek 71 points ago +71 / -0

raped and murdered culturally enriched.

FTFY

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AsaNisiMAGA 31 points ago +32 / -1

It could be like that Paris Hilton "The Real Life" show. Just call it "The Sharia Life."

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 33 points ago +33 / -0 (edited)

"Shithole Survivor."

Take a guess on how it turns out.

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wiombims 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't want to guess. I want to SEE the hustle.

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JKillen 17 points ago +17 / -0

Paul Joseph Watson destroyed any remaining compassion I had for Islam

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Sumarongi 27 points ago +27 / -0

You had compassion for Islam?

How old are you?

Mine went out the window on 9/11

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mine left when I heard, "Thou shalt have no other god's before me." After that I learned to read and read it . Then I understood it's source was a jealous half brother to wanted to circumvent God's Authority.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

And soon after, Forbes publishes this. When reality becomes the meme and takes punchlines away from the Babylon bee SMFH

https://www.forbes.com/sites/breannawilson/2019/10/11/this-popular-solo-female-travel-vlogger-thinks-pakistan-could-be-the-worlds-1-tourism-destination/#630c37102707

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sleepinggiant 6 points ago +6 / -0

There was more than one. There were two chicks, a couple, and a dude that tried this shit separately.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://www.stripes.com/news/us/american-woman-who-gave-birth-as-a-taliban-hostage-slowly-reclaims-her-life-1.595594

Meanwhile, this lady has 2 (almost 3) children - while she's being held hostage...

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, she's an idiot. Zero sympathy

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CisSiberianOrchestra 23 points ago +23 / -0

They will collapse into a sobbing heap as soon as they learn there are no iPhone charging stations or Starbucks.

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Tradox 9 points ago +9 / -0

I do pay-per-view to see this. Trump should set it up. He could wipe out the deficit most likely with funds raised.

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no_gal_friend 9 points ago +9 / -0

nahh, make them really learn the lesson. Make sure that they wont forget it anytime soon. No easy way out, like real communism countries that have walls to prevent escapes.

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patslimmy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was gonna say - wouldn't make it a day without dying or becoming a sex slave or just a slave

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Equityopinion 42 points ago +42 / -0

One professor said all grades would be equal regardless of how hard people studied. Everyone ended up getting Fs because the industrious students stopped carrying the slackers. Lowest common denominator....They got the message!

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no_gal_friend 7 points ago +7 / -0

make sure if the students dropped out, they would automatically fail.

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anon11111111 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I hope it is not true.

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NautiFella 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's true. Before communists got complete control of the universities, some brave, conservative political science professors would argue with their students over the shortfalls of communism and the benefits of capitalism. Eventually the professor and students would agree that all grades should be averaged. In short:

  • Good students did good.
  • Average students did average, and
  • shit students did shit.

At first the average grade turns out to be a "B" or "B-". The shit students are elated, no work and a good grade, "This shit works great." The average student aren't thrilled, but a "B" is a "B". "Meh... we'll see."

As you can imagine, the good students got pissed. "ALL THAT WORK FOR A FUCKING B, Nah, fuck this." Many drop the class. For the next test, there are fewer students to get good grade, and, oddly enough, fewer good grades. The average drops to a "C". More good students drop the class and some of the average students do too. Only the shit students don't complain or quit. They are after all, getting passing grades for doing nothing.

By the end of the term, only the shit students remain and they are screaming to the administration about their failing grades and there being nobody left in class to do work worthy of a passing grade.

Today we call them Social Justice Warriors.

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anon11111111 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which school was this?

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DividesByZero 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's something that's played out I'm classrooms everywhere to show everyone the dangers of socialism and communism.

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TheRedPlanet 32 points ago +32 / -0

None of these socialists have ever seen the destruction socialism does to people. Send them to Cuba to live as Cubans. Let them stand in the 100 degree heat in the sun begging for a ride anywhere. Let them spend $15 dollars of their $25 a month salary for a tube of toothpaste. (this is not an exaggeration) let these socialists live their convictions by waiting hours in line for food and medicine. Send them all to Cuba.

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Marshall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Make sure they visit their Glorious Leader's home and see how the elite live while they're stuck in extreme poverty. That's it true socialism as practiced.

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UndercoverFilmWorker 22 points ago +22 / -0

“Marx the Spot”

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amopheldupsidedown 19 points ago +19 / -0

A reality show.

How about a reality.

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MandAR15lorian 14 points ago +14 / -0

For real. In fact I'd support a government funded program that gives them a plane ticket and a few months living expenses provided that they sign away their citizenship and agree to never set foot in this country again on penalty of a felony. Call it the "Love It or Leave It" program.

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amopheldupsidedown 13 points ago +13 / -0

Give the money to them all at once, on the plane. Watch them get mugged as soon as they step outside the airport.

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bluntedaffect 8 points ago +8 / -0

Absolutely for real. In fact, I'll forgive your shitty student loan if you do Peace Corps, Habitat, join the military, etc., and actually get out there and experience the world to know what America really is.

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covfefe-time 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like those Naked And Afraid shows, where the survivalist is all gung-ho, and the first night they're puking in the bushes, getting eaten by mosquitoes and ready to tap out.

Hell, I can't go two hours without a snack of some kind. You won't catch me out there.

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Grond999 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is coming one way or the other.

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PigPelosi 14 points ago +14 / -0

I would PPV that shit! It is an amazing idea!!!

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve been to several Socialist/Communist countries. Free Healthcare!!!!! Yea IN Cuba their ambulances were hurses from the 1950s and their FLAGSHIP Hospitals were SUPER SHITTY. Low Unemployment!!!! Yea because they force people, including children, to work. Free Schools!!!! Literally an open air building with no AC or Running water. Free!!!! You get what you pay for right

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wiombims 9 points ago +9 / -0

Colombia has an amazing side by side of this. It has public hospitals that people even tell you are deathtraps and private hospitals that almost nobody can afford but which have amazing service on par with the best you'd find in the US or a first world western country.

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good to know. Was planning a trip to Columbia pre Corona

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truthhammer 12 points ago +12 / -0

DUDE. BRILLIANT! REMEMBER BLADE RUNNER? ;-)

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Raindrops1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like Blair Witch Project.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

The thing everybody remembers most from that movie was the girl's snotty nose.

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truthhammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

that movie freaked me out. at the time i lived in MA..and i had to walk back home in the dark forest roads at night. not joking. it sucked. sorry not walk. i had a bike. crazy shit lol

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why not socialist college professors?

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wiombims 7 points ago +7 / -0

They can afford to suffer for a bit. Most of them are tenured and making bank. They're beyond any kind of day to day struggle that would change their opinions. You see this in Costa Rica and other places where people buy villas in vacation communities. They start having some really interesting policies about how "life should be" and they get very aggressive about enforcing them on the community.

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wiombims 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that really new to them though? They've been dying of chronic alcoholism before krokodil was anything more than a children's cartoon. Islam has been a part of the russian story for a very long time and so has terrorist violence. Remember when the communists were terrorizing people and blowing things up? Idk if Putin's policies will alleviate suicide and drug use but they'll certainly cement a national russian identity under one culture and prevent the kind of demoralization they've been exporting to other countries.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Putin on the Ritz"

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wiombims 11 points ago +11 / -0

The camera people are always the unsung heroes of the show. Body fluids, mental breakdowns, actual parasites, the bugs, the smells, getting rained on and hauling all that equipment around.

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Grillervative 9 points ago +10 / -1

As long as they have to be there for a year minimum.

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CaliChica 3 points ago +3 / -0

A year isn’t even long enough. Take away their citizenship and leave them there. Lol

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Kermit 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd pay to see this show

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Sackanutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kinda like Naked and Afraid.

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tonesolaris 7 points ago +7 / -0

They can call it "Chaz: The TV Show"

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spicy... Goya would sponsor the shit out of that one!

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here’s a good twist, Instead of leaving them to survive for a few months we could just leave them to die.

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MAGAChamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wont survive past the pilot

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Zippythekid 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be the best show ever! Problem is it would be over in about one episode as the person would be calling their mommy to send a plane to come get them. The biggest obstacle they would face before tapping out would be lack of AC.

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

They've studied the literature.

(camera pans over collected works of Marx)

They've educated themselves.

(classroom full of adult children screaming over each other)

And today, they're prepared to put practice to principle.

(gaggle of confused liberals being handed their passports: "Uh, actually, you know...", etc., empty arguments with the narrator offscreen)

Now, they'll show the entire world what real socialism looks like... firsthand!

Meet Jenna, a transbinary lesbian from Broward who holds two doctorates, one in gender studies and the other in educational ethics. She believes she's the most qualified survivor, but will she win?

Luca. A streetsmart BLM rioter we picked up in Harlem, who is prepared to do whatever it takes to win. He'll pit his empty glock against their empty talk any day.

Tara, a Portland resident who thinks Canada is the best country in the world, because they're so polite and shit. Will her cross-culturalism endow her with the ability to outlive her opponents?

And Mikilikihikifora, a struggling artist from Austin with a history of mental health issues, who consideres 'Jeff' to be just another deadname. But will he be a dead man in this game?

Four contestants. One third world shithole. And a whopping $1,500 on the line, which is enough to pay rent for a WHOLE MONTH.

Who will be raped within seconds of arriving when they catch the eye of a local warlord? Who will throw a tantrum because the natives don't have soy tofu and she's on a very restrictive diet? Who will renounce their stupid, ill-informed "principles" in the face of actual observable reality?

This season, the stakes have never been higher. Starvation, torture, and even death await all of our contestants.

Real people. Real situations. Real suffering. But just one...

::REALITY WINNER::

Coming this summer 2020. Catch it exclusively on liveleaks.

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nwainil [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great Work!!!

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deplorabetty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah. They all think they would wind up in a country like Denmark. It wouldn't be until they got there that the harsh truth of the cost of living would sober them up.

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wiombims 5 points ago +5 / -0

Send them to Denmark. I don't even care. Life can be tough in Denmark if you don't have a trust fund and a good income. And if they REALLY like it there, let them experience the immigration process. It'll be eye opening. Heck, let them try to get into any first world country like ger, can, jap, uae, whatever. I don't even want them to fail. I think it's wonderful if they find a better country that suits them. Not even being sarcastic: what could be more heartwarming and inspirational than seeing someone go forward towards living their best life?

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TrailerTrashKilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

They already did it Vice filmed Jungletown

A Millennial "Lord of the Flies" | Jungletown -

Kalu Yala CEO, Jimmy Stice, welcomes the interns and they learn the lay of the land. While he attends Hatch, an innovation conference in Montana, a student revolt breaks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvkd2VEdiro

On Viceland’s Jungletown, It’s the Messes That Make for Compelling TV

https://www.vulture.com/2017/03/jungletown-viceland-review.html

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freedom_bigly 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would pay money to watch.

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AGuyFromAus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah - too expensive and dangerous for the film crew.

I say put a wall around Portland ... get everyone who's sane out of there, and then chuck all the regressive in.

Have armored camera towers all along the walls, camera drones etc ...

Then PPV the whole thing and make a fucking fortune.

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VoterIDMatters 4 points ago +4 / -0

That wouldn’t work

You can’t have a show where all the contestants die

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put it on pay per view. Make lots of money.

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bluntedaffect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck me I'd watch the shit out of that

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H_Guderian 3 points ago +3 / -0

"But it wasn't the communist Utopia I sketched out in my notebook while spacing out during history class."

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Agent_Orange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of the news clip I saw of some college girls who went to CHOP and as police cars drove by, they were begging to let them leave. "We want to go home". I think this was Day 2 or 3.

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Lamborghinime 3 points ago +3 / -0

College students? Nooooo.... *University commies.

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MAGA-licious 3 points ago +5 / -2

Sweet. A new channel on pornhub specifically for refugee rape.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

iS It FeMaLe FrIeNdLy?

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Kerra_Holt 3 points ago +3 / -0

When it's all over, they would still claim "It isn't real socialism".

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Fester_USMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put the fucking lotion in the basket

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Chestbras 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them they have to stay three month, and at the end they win 2000000$.
If someone makes it, remind them you said THEY win 2000000$ and spread the money to other people in the Country.
"Their money"

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Uh, okay ok done here I wanna go back home."

"Sorry, show was cancelled after episode 1, you guys sucked too much, we have no money left to fly you home, good luck!"

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leave them till they BEG to come back and CHANGE THEIR ATTITUDE. Must be PEDE to come back.

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okayfilet 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Breadline Diaries", now on Netflix.

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DearCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've got one better for you, you completely revoke your citizenship permanently, take away their password, fly them over a communist or socialist country. They all have the old-fashioned military parachutes, which are tethered to the plane oh, so that they open automatically. Then, you push them out of the plane.

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BonerDonor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet, go buy a small island and set up everything you'd need to have a self-sufficient village. Put the socialists in charge and take bets on how many months until they all starve to death.

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wiombims 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's been done. It's called Naked and Afraid XL. You should watch it. The socialists learn FAST and by day 4, there are no more atheists in foxholes.

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VonBustacap 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we've seen that already. Remember those dolts that think it's a good idea to backpack through the middle east only to get raped and killed?

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VoltronGreen1981 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately that country would most likely use the media to create a false impression of what actually happens.

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Satou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trust fund kids don't understand that there are people in the world who don't have anything.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of these kids aren't even trust fund babies. They don't have jack and their parents aren't going to pass on much to them because they'll waste all their savings by the time they die, which even if they do ...the kids will be 65, 70?! You're already a geriatric where that money makes zero difference to your life by that stage.

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Modelo85 3 points ago +4 / -1

They would just be raped and murdered.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm feeling lucky. ROLL THEM DICE!

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ckzou10 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve been thinking about this one for a while. It could be a spin off of Scared Straight!

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nwainil [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is a great idea.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should produce it after 2024 with GEOTUS being the host of the show. That'd be hilarious.

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00Gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s make this happen!

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SuperDuty4x4 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be hilarious, like a political version of Bully Beatdown with the college students being the bully.

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OneIfByLand 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s called the peace corps. AMA.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Progressive and Afraid XL”

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onelastround 2 points ago +2 / -0

There isn’t a political system on earth that they would be happy with. There isn’t a place with free stuff and a life of leisure. Instead they will find out what oppression really is, what it is to not be able to say what you want, go where you want. Oh and the back breaking work since they have useless degrees in intersectional studies and other bullshit like that.

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you actually want to see this happen. Google a guy named Abu Mansoor Al-Amriki. He was a guy who got brainwashed by Muslim terrorist propaganda and then went to Somalia to join Al-Sabaab (a terrorist group). There is a twist at the end that is worth finding out and I won't spoil it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5IV6wUFbM

This is what ultimately happened to him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMLrIEE0NqY

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Vailyon 2 points ago +2 / -0

But not like reality shows but be an actual reality show. No reason to keep them drunk or make up situations. :D

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emperortrunp 2 points ago +2 / -0

90 days fiance.?

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only as long as POTUS comes out at the end of each episode and says "Yer fired".

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a better idea:

Send them and leave them there, strip their citizenship and property and give to someone with American spirit (See: Hong Kong protesters)

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

BitChute should fundraise off this. Make a logo that mocks Vice.

I would pay to watch this shit!

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No_cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a show I’d actually watch.

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wonderfreeheromale 2 points ago +2 / -0

First scene, is the job of poet still open here?

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CaliChica 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this idea and have my popcorn ready!

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AmericanGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would totally watch this!

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Guildpro101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Survivor: Gulag

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be number one rated show ever

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questor765 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd watch it

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PutUSAFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hong Kong and US trade. Send our SJW’s there and we take in Hong Kongers! Win-win!

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NautiFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am bothered by the last four words.... How about we leave them....PERIOD!

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ChrisLia 2 points ago +2 / -0

And make it a country with more than 10 million people

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RespectMySafeSpace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reality shows are fake. Just drop them off with a few gopros and livestream 24/7.

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northperuvianchile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought of exactly this before but given the state of US media it would never be aired if it changed anyone's minds. We need this just to be a federal program, mandatory 1 year learning abroad program to a socialist/communist country of your choice. The red pills would be medicinal strength and require no de-programming, just let them see what life is like outside of America and that should be enough.

Otherwise, if you love it there, we will allow you to switch citizenship and throw you some cash to fuck off. If you wish to come back in, you can apply for citizenship just like everyone else but the waiting list is over 40 million lol.

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Kaizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d watch!

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puppetmaster3 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite is when they go hiking in these strange lands.

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can the camera crews follow them in the labbor camps too? Or is it game over at that point?

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Shakakka99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Each episode concludes with ripping up the eliminated player's passport.

Instead of a million-dollar prize, last one left gets a plane ride home.

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

A few moments

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billDwahl 2 points ago +2 / -0

i would volunteer to write that liability waiver.

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's just swap them for the freedom fighters in Hong Kong. I'm sure they'd feel right at home in Communist China.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mtv’s The Clown World

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The_Real_Jameson 2 points ago +2 / -0

A few months? Nah fam. Permanent.

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raytheater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shiiiiittttttte..... I'll pay for the first ticket.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have to illegally immigrate, too.

Let's see how offended those host countries show themselves.

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Korea or Cuba?

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Titan93 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can call it Antifa

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what i've been saying.. If they hate america so much then ship their ass to some other country...that or some Prison Island where they fight for the rest of their short pathetic meaningless lives

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cheesecakelove 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’d all pick Sweden.

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Blades1 1 point ago +1 / -0

r/crazyideas

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of which is paid for by other countries. You cut off their life line and they riot. See France.

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