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SchiffsFifthFacelift 175 points ago +175 / -0 (edited)

Damn! Being white sounds awesome!!!

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MrBlack 78 points ago +78 / -0

I'm not white, this seems kind of offensive to black people, like are they inferring Black folks are just entirely uncivilized? Liberals are just plain retarded.

DrCowboyPresident 36 points ago +36 / -0

They can't give us any credit but they know deep down how successful we have been.

So because of butthurt, they demonize the success as evil instead. Envy is a Hell of a drug.

MrBlack 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yea, I really don't fucking get it, what's the endgame, make America into Somalia?

DrCowboyPresident 15 points ago +15 / -0

If they were smart enough to have an endgame, they wouldn't be societal failures, now would they?

They'd rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven, simply put.

MelaniaMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven


Everquest4Life 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s almost as if Black people know far far less about White people than the other way around. I think blacks should make an honest attempt to understand supposed white culture, it has been extremely successful for a reason, perhaps it’s time to learn.

Also, defund this bullshit. Cut funding to the smithsonian if this is the kind of trash they’re producing.

OozingMachismo 20 points ago +20 / -0

This was likely written by a severely brainwashed Marxist black woman. Almost always the most radically stupid people in a given conversation.

Halcyoncritter 10 points ago +10 / -0

ain't that the fucking truth. marxist white women are cringe but the black women? Sweet jumping jesus on a trampoline the make jihadi terrorists look good.

MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 5 points ago +5 / -0

I felt my intelligence was fucking assaulted by this.

This is the assumption that no other society acts like this. I swear Liberals have the narrowest view of life known to man.

ProfessorRomendev 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oof, mayo? Too spicy for me.

jamesois 4 points ago +4 / -0

how this could be taken any way other than awesome

white people I know including myself have tolerance for other people's religion, believe winning at all costs is counterproductive at times, bland is definitely not best, nor do they avoid intimacy or emotion.

BobsNoCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't do it son, I was 200 lbs of pure muscle before I started The Mayo.

inspir3dgenius 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nah fam sounds racist imma go take down stop signs in school zones about it.

acebart3 18 points ago +18 / -0

Right, I was like, are these supposed to be bad????

Brainz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol literally just skimmed down the list going “cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool..”

ajmlecciones 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not white but after reading that I think my fair skin got a few shades whiter hahaha. Sounds good to me.

technoraptor 96 points ago +96 / -0

"Steak and potatoes, bland is best!"

lol they aren't even trying to hide their racist tropes.

Whites are bland! They need diversity to have flavor!

hardball [S] 48 points ago +48 / -0

"Aspects and assumptions of black culture: felony charges and Popeye's" would likely not go as smoothly.

TrainerBill 25 points ago +27 / -2

I actually have a theory on why Black people think White people food is under seasoned. Have you ever had food made by a black person, like a ghetto one, or seen the memes over the internet like on black twitter? Black people fucking cake their food in seasoning, way too much of it. They grow up on disgustingly over seasoned food. So, whenever they eat food at a white friends house and the food is properly seasoned to them to is under seasoned. In reality, they just aren't used to eating food with a reasonable/proper amount of seasoning. Anything that isn't fucking caked in half a seasoning bottle is "under seasoned".

AmpleDesserts 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's that and the usual denial of our ancestry.

It's not stuffed cabbage, it's Polish food. It's not a quiche, it's a French dish.

sub-collector 1 point ago +3 / -2

it's Polish food


Kapral_Wojtek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That moment when you realize the best-known Russian drink, vodka, was invented in Poland.

sub-collector 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you know what the name of the country "Poland" comes from? Look it up. ;)

Also, the Russians didn't drink until the 1700s, and heavily resisted until the late 1800s - early 1900s, with consumption falling drastically in recent two decades.

But who cares about factual history when emotions are involved...

sub-collector 0 points ago +1 / -1

the best-known Russian drink

Is actually kvas and mead. But again, who cares.

AmpleDesserts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huh made me look it up, since I've always known them as Halupki (Slovak) / Golapki (Polish) ...but apparently there's inscriptions of them in the Torah. And the ancient Greeks were making cooked cabbage dishes so it's been around for quite a while.

sub-collector 0 points ago +1 / -1

The "ancient Greeks" and a lot of other history is greatly falsified. Did you know our calendar was of 7208 years when it was scrapped in 1700 by that idiot Peter the gREaT? And this fact is being scrapped from history books at least in the "Western" world.

MegaMagaManX 15 points ago +16 / -1

Or heavily over seasoned - over breaded fried food. Like Popeye's, why the hell is their chicken coated in a half inch of salty-ass greasy breading?

TrainerBill 6 points ago +8 / -2

I have to admit, I like popeyes. But I see your point, imagine eating food like that for every meal essentially (in terms of the amount of seasoning). After a while all other food will taste bland in comparison.

MegaMagaManX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Popeye's isn't terrible, but if it was eaten on the regular everything would seem "tasteless"

BobsNoCommie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Church's FTW

Buildtheadytum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their new smokehouse chicken is incredible.

Titanium5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting for sure Pede. Wife and I love steak and we only put salt and pepper on it. We also buy grass fed / grain finished beef from a farmer in eastern Washington that I go elk hunting with. The flavor of the beef alone, especially the dry aged cap of ribeye he does is intensely delicious. You DON'T need a ton of seasoning with lots of specific cuts on cows that were taken care of. Sourcing your meat from god knows where tends to give you very bland meat so you need a ton of seasoning.

TrainerBill 1 point ago +3 / -2

For a steak, at least a good cut, salt, pepper, and (imo) garlic go a LONG way. Like you said, cheaper cuts of beef that don't have marbling with the fat actually NEED the extra seasoning because they don't have much of a beef flavor on their own. Cheaper cuts will actually just take on the flavor of whatever you season them with similar to tofu (which has no flavor itself).

sub-collector 3 points ago +4 / -1

Overseasoning was historically done to mask spoiled meat smell and taste.

Throwaway_Test 15 points ago +15 / -0

We are the flavor. We are the elites. BTW, I don't agree with the aesthetics thing - richness of experience is an important part of a good life.

Langtath 11 points ago +11 / -0

If whites hated seasoning so much, how do they explain the lucrative Spice trade that existed (and still does) for hundreds of years?

duvalpede 12 points ago +12 / -0

Whites, literally, began global exploration and trade because of spices.

idonthaveahobby 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know very well "you don't get high on your own supply," - The Wire

duvalpede 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure whose steak and potatoes they've been eating. They can be prepared a myriad of ways, all delicious.

BobsNoCommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm remembering the scene from Parks and Rec when Ron made burgers for everyone.

duvalpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t know the scene. Elaborate?

BobsNoCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll do you one better. I should have linked it in the first place.

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jiujiujiu 68 points ago +68 / -0

80% of that sounded like a compliment to me.

WishdoctorsSong 40 points ago +40 / -0

The other 20% is pretty lame "lol white people don't like spices" bullshit.

No, white people have actual fucking sanitation so we don't have to overseason the shit out of everything in order to cover up the taste of rotting meat.

jiujiujiu 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love spices in various contexts. I don’t know what they’re talking about.

BobsNoCommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to mention that all the hottest peppers are grown by white dudes. Scotch Bonnet, Ghost Pepper, Carolina Reaper, all grown by white dudes.

semblanceofsanity 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's a mistake to be offended.

American culture is descended from Western European culture.

Some think we are "cultureless" or our values are "universal", but they are not. This viewpoint permeates the neo-con / open borders crowd. They think everyone has an American on the inside waiting to come out. All we need to do is overthrow the dictators suppressing our fellow Americans-on-the-inside; or all we need to do is bring them here and they can let their inner-American flourish.


Some cultures value time as a commodity. Others don't. Some cultures value delayed gratification and education, while others don't.

I'm not interested in telling anyone how to live, but I'm not going to act surprised that cultures that don't work hard, don't value time, don't value education, don't compete, and don't delay gratification aren't as materially successful as those that do, nor do I see any reason why society should make concessions for those that don't have the same values.

If you choose leisure over work, then you have received your payment in full. Society is not obligated to also provide you with the rewards of work.

rimper 50 points ago +50 / -0

Liberia is an example of the alternative.

hardball [S] 55 points ago +55 / -0

Imagine trying to slam white people and in the process implying that non-whites are lazy, irrational, unsuccessful and have broken family structures.

weltbild 28 points ago +28 / -0

the biggest irony is that an individualist can't be racist which is iherently collectivist

Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 50 points ago +50 / -0

"Therefore, reject whiteness, and return to dependency, roughshod breeding, irrational thinking, laziness, polytheism, witchcraft, systemic poverty, tribal violence, corruption and general lack of civility that you are being deprived of."

IllIllIll 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol they really are implying those are all "non-white" culture... This whole thing is racist against itself!

National Museum of African-American History and Culture used Racism.

It hurt itself in the confusion.

GoopNIL 35 points ago +35 / -0

That's a culture to be proud of. Thanks, NMAAHC!

M3Octane 3 points ago +3 / -0

I might have to get a poster of this to hang in my office

47urOFH3d 33 points ago +33 / -0

Is this 4chan black flag-operation, or something? It's among the most pro-White racist thing I've ever seen. Objective, rational linear thinking is specific to Whites? A clear violation of hate speech-laws (if they weren't BS).

hardball [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

I honestly thought the same thing but it is literally 100% real: https://nmaahc.si.edu/learn/talking-about-race/topics/whiteness

Unless /pol/ has pulled a deniable operation inside of a Smithsonian museum, which wouldn't surprise me.

grenades_and_ham 30 points ago +30 / -0

So the inverse of this would apply to POC??

Asking for a fren.

Throwaway_Test 18 points ago +18 / -0

This should be used to instruct children on how to live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is excellent stuff!!!!!!

Ophelia 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looks good to me - what's the problem again?

Raindrops1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

They really despise minorities, don’t they?

MediumWar 13 points ago +13 / -0

LOL "Single God Concept"

Excuse me but that's "Triune God" to you. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Ghost! 3-in-1= the best! Not only is God omnipotent and omnipresent, but He also became man and walked among us- felt what we felt, dealt with the day-to-day problems we deal with, and did so without sinning once- and because of that, we executed Him on the torturous cross. But not even death could keep Him down!

Now we wait for His return, to take us away from this wretched world. I can say: I won't miss it for a second.

SomeDiggity 13 points ago +13 / -0

Those are all good things. Maybe i actually am a 'literal nazi'

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duvalpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. That entire page is fucking cancer.

Felizcheese 13 points ago +13 / -0

Substitute “whiteness” for free markets and western judeo/Christian values and you get what this is really about. BLM IS MARXISM DISGUISED AS GIVING S SHIT ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

FailSayf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pretty much nailed it with my family and I. What's confusing is that other "races" do this too. Even if they "learned it from white American's or European's. I really don't see anything wrong with any of it. If children were taught that this is how to live a happy fulfilling life, we'd have a better society.

Press2forEnglish 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Whiteness and the normalization of white racial identity throughout America's history have created a culture where nonwhite persons are seen as inferior or abnormal."

Source - https://nmaahc.si.edu/learn/talking-about-race/topics/whiteness

Racist and disgusting. But it needs to be said that this was probably written by a white person, or an African American under the influence of guilt-ridden, self-hating white liberals.

The real problem of whiteness is our so-called liberal elite, who hate themselves so comprehensively that they're like sailors poking holes in their own ship.

The real solution to racism in America is the containment and widespread dismissal of the white elite.

hardball [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Judith H. Katz is the author.

Press2forEnglish 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish there was a way to divorce ourselves from people like her.

Calico_fox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh god, it's just as bad as that old tumblr blog leftists lauded that tried to claim black people existed throughout Medieval Europe via circumstantial evidence, it was the one attacked/label the creator of Kingdom Come: Deliverance as racists for not having black people in his history-based game.

That was run by a white Transman.

SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks like the type of person who would author this.

Oback_Barama 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Whiteness and the normalization of white racial identity throughout America's history have created a culture where nonwhite persons are seen as inferior or abnormal."

Proceeds to list every aspect of American culture that make us great.

Press2forEnglish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their repulsive argument is that, ultimately, what they describe as "whiteness" is wrong and needs to be corrected. They must feel secure in the allegiance of their non-white voters, who they actually do look down upon. You'll never hear the n-word so quickly as you will when they hear a black person voice support for marriage, school choice, or defense rights.

AllTheWayTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Funny how so many black people know all about "whiteness", but if a white person says some generalizations about black people, they get told that since they aren't black they can't possibly know how black people feel.

Press2forEnglish 6 points ago +6 / -0

This graphic was probably created by a white person.

SharpCookie 10 points ago +11 / -1

Get these fuckers out of our country if they hate it so much. Go get raped in Africa if you think it's so great you fucking assholes.

Yucky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Most of these traits are the foundation for a successful and free society. Deviations from them usually lead to ruin.

Some of these assertions are false. The barbie look is a new thing. I assure you women in the 1500s didn't look like "barbie". Utter horeseshit.

SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's ironic that the author of the infographic is ignoring that "beauty" and other benchmarks of attractiveness in a society often shift over time.

I also love how they claim that attractiveness of men is based off wealth and power exclusively. I can assure them that women can--and do--rate attractiveness off physical attributes as much as they do status. Have some chiseled dude walk by a group of ladies and dare them not to look.

Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

True....that's the one thing they got wrong.

White people like all sorts. I'm pregnant and my husband LOVES my chunky ass.

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Donald_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, yeah. Pretty based infographic, tbh. Those traits sound a whole lot better than the inverse of each of those traits.

Now do other "cultures."

JirkaBedr 7 points ago +7 / -0

any chance you have a link to the source of this "master piece" (pun intended....)?

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hardball [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

They receive our tax dollars is the best part.

whiskey_shitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

This should piss non white people off honestly.

This isnt whiteness, it's being a good American

Doodzwembad 6 points ago +6 / -0


Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do I sign up for white culture?

SordidPontification 5 points ago +5 / -0

Easy: Be white.

If not: Do things that the left calls "white." Like... you know. Hard work and respect others.

Because apparently if you're a minority and you do any of the above in that infographic, you're somehow subjugated by whiteness. Even though it'll lead to greater wealth, respect, and happiness. Bonus: You get to be called a race traitor, which is even worse than being white.

I guess the left really does want minorities to be unhappy!

farquhar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just imagine if everyone in the USA had these same values! How nice would that be? White values (as defined here) are what made this country great. Departure from those values is ruining it. Anyone who is advocating for anything less than this either doesn't want to work hard or is too stupid to see why they should. The maximum effective range of their excuses is zero meters!

rlbigfish 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't find any of this to be unreasonable. Is it my whiteness or my understanding that this is how you be civil?

Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is one of the most racist anti-minority things I have ever seen. It almost feels like she’s bragging about whites and why they’re successful. While the author draws a divide to contrast, the horrible things she winds up insinuating about black people is just nasty.

Is this some sort of sick 4chan joke? The website for this museum makes it feel real, but I’m not sure.

learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yo, that reads almost like a how to manual to free yourself and your people from eternal peonage under kings and emperors.

Langtath 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weird, I know a lot of blacks who are now considered white for adhering to these customs. I guess they are considered trans-racial?

If people can choose to do something, than it's not racial (or immutable.) The same way a lot of whites have become buddhist or how blacks now wear pants, as opposed to their African ancestors.

SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess they are considered trans-racial?

Race traitors!

So even worse?

MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything below the gray box looks like an inspirational poster.

hardball [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0


FreeSpeechMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit...they think we're Gods....

YuugeNews 3 points ago +3 / -0


astro_eng 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like civilized people!

unfamous 3 points ago +3 / -0

honk <-- this one




Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just Remember:

This is what being white is. Other races and cultures can't handle it. It's not their experience. That's okay. Understand that this is our culture.

This is meant to be disparaging. Are you offended? Now you know the difference between us.

CommieCrats 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way!

kiwiprem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being this obsessed with white people. They made a national museum for African American history and culture, just to educate people on white culture.

BlowfishandFunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

This can be either far left black identitarian propaganda, or far left white identitarian propaganda from the KKK. They agree on the fundamental assumptions, they just disagree as to who they hate. White or black.

The_Real_Jameson 2 points ago +2 / -0

And which one of these is bad (other than the obvious shade about Majority rule "when whites have power")?

Renwar0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm Filipino and I thought this is the based standard for success. How freaking odd? :P It's not a white thing, it's a normal healthy, productive, and humane thing.

me-no-likely 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the suggestion that all of the above needs to be thrown out by PoCs?

Randomwaffle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I especially like the note on rational thinking.

Is this real? Looks almost like white supremacy poster on how whites are better

hardball [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is 100% real: https://nmaahc.si.edu/learn/talking-about-race/topics/whiteness

Looks almost like white supremacy poster on how whites are better

😂 😂 😂

TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they're basically insinuating that whiteness is the key to success? Wow, how does make any non-white person feel?

Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today I learned I'd have the perfect nuclear family, except I'm missing .3 kids.

freedom_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soooo was this supposed to make whiteness sound bad? Cuz man all that sounds awesome to me.

00Gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now you know all the things the Left will attack between now and the election.

00Gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

By the way this is how the Left keep blacks in poverty. Any initiative or hard work is treated as “acting white” and is ridiculed.

Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Makes me feel good reading this. I'm an accomplished person according to these standards.

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