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thebizkit23 68 points ago +68 / -0

The triggering.

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

How long until it’s revealed that someone in the Trump family has $500 invested in a hedge fund that owns 0.025% of Goya

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0bama 62 points ago +62 / -0

Well they just doubled their sales again.

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Gwoz8881 21 points ago +21 / -0

Stop! They can’t produce enough!

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Songofsixpence 13 points ago +13 / -0

I want to get some! Pulling recipes I can't wait to try, if I can find the ingredients...

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The_Forgotten_Man [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

The Twitter Comments are a FUCKING KEK-FEST !!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

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Deplorable_in_PA 31 points ago +31 / -0

The butthurt autistic shrieking and salt mining on her Twitter feed are just toooo much! And I have to complement Ivanka on her nice....beans!

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hai_Priesty 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think she did it purposely (like JR always do). The salt, oh the salt. They're actually the ones elevating her to a Goddess status because otherwise, how else would a "Normal" successful woman get 200,000 replies on social networks everywhere by just holding a can of beans she doesn't need to eat?

The triggred salt mine is the one that actaully validated and prove again to anyone with eyes that she is, in fact, a triggeringly beautiful princess.

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Illinoyed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agree. Remember they cancelled her entire brand. Goya sales are the new polls.

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Trump-Train 28 points ago +28 / -0

She looks so much like Ivana in the 1980s when she and young trump were in the magazines all the time getting out of limos

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Ohgami 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good strong genes!

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levarrishawk 12 points ago +12 / -0

The best genes

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Acsencreo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Greatest Genes

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levarrishawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tremendous genes.

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PrecisionStrike 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ivanka: haha look at this can of Goya

Leftists: You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

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Returningtogod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Impressive length.

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potato4dawin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alternatively

Liberal: "REEEEEEEEE! YOU CAN'T PROMOTE A RACIST NAZI BIGOT BRAND LIKE GOYA

Ivanka: "haha, Goya stonks go brrr..."

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sideOfBeef2016 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is so beautiful *wipes tear

Man this must be absolutely TRIGGERING

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KuhlooKuhlay 18 points ago +18 / -0

One of the finer Human Beans alive today

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JoePCool14 15 points ago +15 / -0

She picked the Negro beans can LMAO.

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

And she wore all white. Bet that wasn't an accident, either.

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SavingPrivateGrace 14 points ago +14 / -0

I luv it when my Trump side fights back! We even do that waaaay better than cucks.

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TorchesPitchforks 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's like clubbing baby seals.

The left is going to lose it.

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Ricky_CIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like taking a photo of a club and watching the seals beat their own heads against the ice out of spite.

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turanian_552 8 points ago +8 / -0

GOYA products are triggering leftists.

If you told me that a month ago, I would have laughed my ass off.

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Trump2030 6 points ago +16 / -10

I'll be impressed when she gets a new man. Until I love her because she is Trumps daughter but she needs to reevaluate

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KuhlooKuhlay 19 points ago +22 / -3

"I vaguely don't like your husbands political views so get divorced" How is this not a lestist and anti-family argument?

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Trump2030 8 points ago +11 / -3

She needs to MAGA up and get rid of that evil fucker. That's just called fixing your mistakes.

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

give up his kids for adoption too?

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Trump2030 1 point ago +7 / -6

Probably, they are all going to look like wax dolls. She can get some new ones with some Chad that isnt a lefist.

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

sounds like you've really thought a lot about this.

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Trump2030 -3 points ago +2 / -5

I just like messing with you Jared people. The same people who you couldnt say anything bad about Bolton around.

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

if you think i'm a "jared person" or have any love for john bolton, then you are officially seeing things. is john bolton in the room with you right now?

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +6 / -0

She can get some new ones with some Chad that isnt a lefist.

This is literally you expressing a cuckolding fantasy involving the President's daughter. Maybe you should pump the breaks on all this criticism. It's venturing off into weird and paranoid territories.

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Pres_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I trust Ivanka's decision on the Male species yet I would knife Bolton myself if he was around me.

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GeneticsGuy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Naw. Jared is ok, just needs to wake up. He is not a natural politician and has ZERO political mind for it, so he just bends to the mob and the woke people, as a long-time lefty Democrat himself. But, he's not terrible. He seems like a good father, he works hard.

Maybe this F up recently will be a wake up call for him.

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SininStyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like the perfect first lady

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Pres_Trump 6 points ago +7 / -1

LOL....love her.

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Throwaway_Test 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crap, Limbaugh is right...Twitter is a sewer!!!

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K45qyb 5 points ago +5 / -0

So good

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GeauxTrump20 4 points ago +5 / -1

Si

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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was talking to my mom yesterday and she said to me, "Ya know, I buy some Goya products but I am going out of my way to get more because I am sick of everyone bending to the mob. It's nice to see someone who likes America."

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six5_SMK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for this bounty of salt!

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Awesome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't they see that this is the fun side of the divide? Versus constantly being miserable and hating.

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Nameless_Mofo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see that the president's equipped his daughter... with ballistics too.

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Alpha 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a sexy can of beans! Yum.

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mygovisacommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she just appropriate their language? The sheer gall!

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Faffyjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would smash

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captain_zyra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ivanka is so pretty. Such a beautiful dress she's wearing. Love the women in Trump's family. They're just so beautiful and graceful.

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DicerningSword 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hate Beans, cancel, Cancel!!!!!

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! SHE IS LITERALLY HITLER

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DicerningSword 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Beans Matter....

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Cardinal451 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Troller in Cheif has taught her well.

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goya should actually hire Ivanka to be their spokesperson and give a big fat middle finger to cancel culture. Can you imagine the REE's? I can.

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Poonjazzler1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d mumble that Spanish shit if she was holding my beans

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

¡Ay!

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Nostradumas 1 point ago +1 / -0

WANT BEANS

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone photoshop a sombrero and maracas?

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Koatashi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still waiting on the OAN Chanel Rion Goya Special.

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MAGANatsFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black beans! For the extra triggered salt production.

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America_No_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Navy beans would have been an orbital nuke cause color

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FAQ-REDDIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Beans Matter.

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