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DickTick 513 points ago +513 / -0

Hahahahahahah

Go judge!

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NeverInterruptEnemy 473 points ago +475 / -2

Wait! Consequences!? Judge, I don’t understand!

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IncredibleMrE1 226 points ago +228 / -2

Lemme guess - you know who your father is.

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thisguy883 112 points ago +116 / -4

That's not fair. My parents divorced when I was young.

However, I still got to see my father every other weekend while I lived with my mom.

I didn't grow up to be a piece of shit like this kid.

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sun_wolf 106 points ago +106 / -0

So you know who your father is. Meaning the theory holds.

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murderhornet 55 points ago +55 / -0

2 million Soros BLM bond fund will will spring all of these riotors. They also supply free lawyers.

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ParkerTruman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol ya I didnt get that either

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Wtf_socialismreally 36 points ago +37 / -1

My father and I have a very trashy history.

I do have a step father who I don't have a good relationship with, but even from a very young age I was taught -- by my mother -- not to do shit like this and to be a good person.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +6 / -1

Same. I had a falling out with my father when I was a teenager. Haven't talked to him since. I'm 33 now.

My mother was the one who taught me how to be a good person and not some piece of crap human being like my father is / was. My brother and sister spent most of their lives living with my father after my parents got a divorce and they turned out to be garbage human beings. My brother is a drug addict and my sister is on her 4th marriage and has already abandoned her son.

I'm the only one in my family that turned out "normal" and the only difference between me and them is that I chose to live with my mother instead of my father after their divorce.

Yes I knew my father, but I could have been better off not knowing him.

This is why I hate the argument that knowing your father means you'll turn out to be a great person. Well I beg to differ. It's all about who you had as parents that will determine who you will become.

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cucks_on_parade 8 points ago +8 / -0

The exception does not disprove the rule

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +22 / -1

That explains it.

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Tomtoonami93 11 points ago +13 / -2

Divorce isn't the problem. The father never being there in the first place is.

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

"My mom is a crack whore and my dad is the State of Illinois" is the problem.

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JohnWickParabellum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. She doesn't even know who the father is.

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Kekislaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, but divorce IS a horrible thing for the kid to see. Your parents took an oath before God, and they just throw it away. What does that say to the kid?

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Tomtoonami93 6 points ago +7 / -1 (edited)

That their mother is such an insufferable cunt that their father would literally rather face the wrath of God himself then deal with her shit for another minute.

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mishaclara 75 points ago +75 / -0

This dumb kid said ‘I recently just reconnected with my birth mother’ and the judge gave ZeRO fucks lol

Finally some justice! I want to see all these fucks cry and whine.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 43 points ago +43 / -0

The judge should have said "you may have recently reconnected with your birth mother but now I'm your daddy".

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Guruchild 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's like he hears bullshit all the time and the obvious manipulation tactics by idiots doesn't phase him.

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fskfsk 19 points ago +19 / -0

That's the thing. A lot of criminals are used to dealing with normal people where they can just bs their way out of it. Then when you deal with law enforcement or a judge, they aren't tricked.

Example: Someone running a Ponzi scam is used to bsing people. There are a lot of idiot investors who don't see red flags when they are guaranteed high returns. When government starts looking into it, they've seen it all before and they aren't tricked.

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sgt_richard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep this all the way. My ex tried alligator tears at our custody hearings and the judges (female & male) gave ZERO fucks! I was so refreshing since she's used to pulling that shit and getting away with it on normal people.

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RandallSavage 19 points ago +19 / -0

To be fair he is also planning to get his GED lol

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VonTrappenstein 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm gonna be a brain surgeon! I'm gonna be a teacher!

I'm gonna tell you anything and everything I can to try to get out of this prison cell!

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texaspede 14 points ago +14 / -0

He could've been a cheese maker!

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SchmoeBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

He didndu'nuffin!

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was a good boy who was just starting to turn his life around. He is shocked the judge isn't giving him special treatment due to his circumstances, like everyone else has in life. This fucking piece of shit is entitled lol, not oppressed.

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL.. Judge should ad to that. No worries kid.. you'll reconnect with her in 10 years again.

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Wintergreen 20 points ago +20 / -0

This guy apparently doesn't even know his mother.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s very sad, man.

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omegapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

he didn't even know he HAD a mother

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bitterbut_true 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol...first reaction on reading that.

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DickTick 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pops, is that you?!? Did you ever find a store that sold those cigarettes?

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sordfysh 121 points ago +121 / -0

He comes from Washington state and is now in the Midwest.

We do things a bit differently out here. Rioting isn't a popular past time, here. It's a crime and a felony. The laws aren't just suggestions, here.

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spicy_deluxe 88 points ago +88 / -0

"You... you mean I didn't get a judge that was bought off by Soros?"

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HanAssholeSolo 61 points ago +62 / -1

Wouldn’t matter if he did. Just another young person brainwashed, used, and dumped by the left.

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Kamekaze 52 points ago +52 / -0

A useful idiot.

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PinochetIsMyHero 9 points ago +9 / -0

*useless idiot

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bitterbut_true 19 points ago +21 / -2 (edited)

WHY is this 'kid' being fed to us? WHERE are the adult ringleaders and masterminds? Fuck this.

Its a worry--when I just read that he'd recently connected with his birth mother--gave me pause. Quite sad actually when yr mother dumps you. Thankfully he was adopted?

But WHO is there to pick up these lost and rejected young immature (WHITE) males? MAGA could step in here.

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TopKeksWithFerns 13 points ago +13 / -0

>believing anything that rat faggot says

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TruthyBrat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because we have a feckless FBI who aren’t effectively investigating and RICOing the riot organizers?

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SchmoeBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

This! Many of these young folks just want something to believe in and participate in. They need their energies directed at constructive pursuits. The Trump Campaign needs creative programs to attract at least some of these "socially-minded" young folks that are otherwise porne to falling for the siren's song of the left.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’s probably lying about that for sympathy points.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This kid doesn't think k past the end of his nose. When this is over teump can Maga the. By early release with the promise to go back of they even whisper blm.

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AppalachianTactical 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder how recently.

Activated to riot by elite birth mother!!!

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The_Bugout_Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think we can start with this turd though. Squeeze him then the next to work the way up. Now that actual charges and hard time are on the table. With charges like these the soros money might get eaten up or a few are told to kick rocks. In all reality local ppl should keep an eye on when he is released and ...

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

HanAssHoleSolo

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have it on good authority he "was just following orders"

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eviantears 17 points ago +17 / -0

🎻

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mishaclara 10 points ago +10 / -0

You mean Antifa & BLM leaders ‘lied’ and I am not getting any of those millions for my defense???

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deplorablepepe4 43 points ago +43 / -0

No parents, no family, no job, no education....but he was just about to turn his life around and get his GeD.....bullshit....Id like to know how his move to GR from WA was funded.

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CousinEddie 22 points ago +22 / -0

He was living in Washington until he traveled to Grand Rapids Michigan to loot. That’s TWO THOUSAND miles.

There is certainly a logistic situation setup to facilitate that travel. Let him sit for a while and he’ll start saying who helped him

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banumerchantmarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. I want to know who he is in WA, and I want to know how he got so far away, and I want to know who paid for it.

THAT person, I want shot. That person and everyone above them who attempted this color revolution.

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MindlessChaos 29 points ago +29 / -0

Figures it's those west coast guys moving out to the rest of the country and causing trouble.

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +2 / -1

Probably Washington, Mi

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Washington state from what I gather.

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Gadsden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Except in St. Louis.

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JohnWickParabellum 5 points ago +6 / -1

Crossing state lines to riot is a serious felony. Slap him across the face with it Judge!

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +4 / -1

Probably Washington, Mi. Local news will usually do that, talk about place names in a way that assumes only our state exists.

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HuggaMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

He probably was some homeless kid in Washington State that Antifa shipped out to stir shit up in the midwest. Stupid kid got with the wrong people.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me thinks the sorosnlegalnwell dried up. Somebody driving a new car and living in a new house

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The_Bugout_Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah man. Sucks that so much trash comes from the west side of my state and are trying to infect the east side and even other states.

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sordfysh 1 point ago +1 / -0

The frost freezes out pests.

People who are parasites mostly leave the Midwest after a few seasons. Or they die out from the frost. Or they change to become productive.

I imagine it's the same for the areas around Spokane. Just remind them that it's cold as shit during the winter and you don't get much sun. They'll keep moving.

It's why I'm never going to leave places that get below zero winters.

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Spawnlingman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Parenting. Its gone. He reconnected with his birth mother meaning he'd been given up. But he also doesn't look like he was raised in a neglectful home.

Some people are just bad apples. My brothers nephews were given up on by their mother. One of the sisters stepped in and took both boys (4 and 6) and raised them. Wonderful home. Good values. One of them is wonderful. Good heart. Good head on his shoulders. Just graduated college as an engineer.

The other is 22 and living at home still. Been through 6 jobs. Didn't apply himself in school and is using covid as a excuse to not look for work.

People are different.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was most likely lying about all that to score some sympathy points with the judge. Judges are used to hearing those fake sob stories every time they are about to sentence someone.

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Epic_Caramel 187 points ago +188 / -1

18, high school dropout, has never heard of how bail works, doesn't know a single phone number, and now he's a felon. These are the useful idiots antifa convinces they're gonna be revolutionaries and seize the means of production and eat the rich or whatever it is commies circle jerk to.

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Illinoyed 60 points ago +60 / -0

If his white privilege gets him out I’m rioting

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Tip-O-Matic 43 points ago +43 / -0

My favorite comment under the video:

Let's see how much he likes black people after doing some time.

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PhilipeNegro 12 points ago +12 / -0

My fucking sides

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tepkek 6 points ago +6 / -0

"But I'm on your side!"

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CrimsonClown 5 points ago +5 / -0

I A M A B O Y !

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Tip-O-Matic 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You my BITCH!!"

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boreal_storm 1 point ago +1 / -0

But my mother wont admit it.

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anonkunsama 38 points ago +38 / -0

its even worse than that, its clear he has no parents who taught him morals and what it means to be responsible. He literally sates he reached out to his birht mother, so where the hell is his father? Probably not around sounds like he was in foster care most of his life with no direction. So he was a ward of the state and now will stay one for the next 10 years....sad.

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EagleI 19 points ago +19 / -0

Eh, not sure that's clear. The fact that he calls her his birth mom makes me think he has another mom.

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SleazyAtty4sale 15 points ago +15 / -0

Two moms. Birth mom and her "wife." Progressive!

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Means he’s adopted.

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EagleI 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what I meant. May not have been clear.

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OK_karen 5 points ago +13 / -8

The fact you believe he's actually going to stay in jail for 10 years is....sad.

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TopKeksWithFerns 3 points ago +3 / -0

>believing anything that piece of garbage says.

Anon, sit down, we need to have a talk about your skepticism....

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SoWoke 15 points ago +26 / -11

He’s not a “felon”. He hasn’t had his trial, yet.

He’s been in jail for a day and a half.

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preferredfault 35 points ago +35 / -0

Which is what makes his sad face tactics all the more pathetic. A day and a half in jail and the guy is already making puppy eyes to the judge.

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BananaWalrusWafer 35 points ago +35 / -0

His demeanor is such that he still believes he is superior to other offenders and cannot understand why he is being held in jail with criminals. He's so ignorant. It's like he thinks it's an episode of iCarly that went sideways. Excuse me judge...I'm not one of "them"

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booblitchutz 17 points ago +17 / -0

He thinks he is “righteous” because he’s a brainwashed, drugged out retard

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sketchy_at_best 10 points ago +10 / -0

I almost feel sorry for some of these young antifa types who saw other people acting a fool and thought there would be no consequences. However, I don’t feel bad enough for them not to be an example of. If you’re that dumb it probably won’t be the last time they do something dumb anyway...

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OnTheRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah.. Almost.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 6 points ago +6 / -0

A fine example to the rest of the country.

When people start seeing there are repercussions I predict a very fast drop in activity.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is the negative zero above the post mean?

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BananaWalrusWafer 3 points ago +3 / -0

The website is showing downvotes and upvotes now.

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 2 points ago +2 / -0

o down votes, it shows you the number of people that downvoted a comment in red and the number of people that upvoted a comment in green

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DangleBarry 26 points ago +26 / -0

He’s not a “felon”.

Yet.

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can dream, can't we?!?!?! We're DREAMERS!!!

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thisguy883 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's their target demographic.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 12 points ago +15 / -3

As angry as I am about the riots, the Marxism, the collapse of western civilization that is brought on by these types, I nonetheless still feel bad for this guy. The system failed him. No fault divorce, public education, secularization...one, all, or more of these things turned a human being with potential into a rioting, violent criminal. And that sucks. For everybody.

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rwhankla 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agreed, the left has been systematically destroying the family unit for decades. The chickens are coming home to roost.

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

We can fix it.

With a concerted effort, we can fix it.

Keep in touch. It will take a mass Re-information movement (as opposed to disinformation), but we can do it.

We are American. Freedom is in our blood. We can fix this problem completely within 5-10 years.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can fix the system, but I fear this soybean, and most of the antifa army, are absolutely lost. In their minds, they have enshrined the habits and beliefs that will forever keep them in the loser pile of life. If he doesn't OD or jump off a bridge, society has to deal with this liability for 60 more years of his natural life.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yep its like he instinctively doesn’t know right from wrong or has no personal responsibility for his actions because school!

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WEWLADSDALWEW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I wouldn’t go that far.

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Based_Trumpster 2 points ago +3 / -1

Boo frickity hoo!

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JohnWickParabellum 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ask any young person what their parent's cell phone number is. You will get a blank stare. Without their phone they have nothing. Everything is googled, not learned.

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texascpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't know a single phone number yet just reconnected with his mom. hmmmm.....

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is one of the commie expendable. And since he has been rejected by his own mother. Well he makes a good target for the left

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BoughtByBloomberg2 25 points ago +25 / -0

Soros' people promised me I wouldn't be held responsible!

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EagleI 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah, where's all that BLM bail money now? They collected an epic TON of it. Yet, somehow, there's none available. Geez, I wonder whose campaign it went to...

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cucks_on_parade 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's crying over a week or so in jail.. wait till he gets his sentence

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 4 points ago +4 / -0

BUT I’M A DEMOCRAT! WE DON’T GET PUNISHED FOR OUR CRIMES!...JUDGE?! 😭

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dldeuce 3 points ago +3 / -0

No shit. I see this play out at my girlfriend's house every day, privileged, entitled, disrespectful, and in full control of the household. Consequences are for the parents. This kid was raised exactly the same way, and just like he was raised, now that he's an adult, the consequences are supposed to be for everyone else.

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intamin [S] 37 points ago +38 / -1

Hijack to say: My first ever sticky! Mods = Gods! :)

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AngryAlbone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mahds! = Gahds!

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BunnyPicnic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bet your ass some fag celebrity will bail him out. We need to be harsher on these types of offenses so we don't have them happen. Imagine if murder only got you a 5 year sentence.

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CQVFEFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

...argued for a personal recognizance bond

Ha ha ha?

Recognizance?! ::facepalm::

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CMUBigGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is how a judge can protect his jurisdiction. You can bet that as word spreads, Grand Rapids won't burn next time riots become popular again.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 274 points ago +276 / -2

Good. I hope every single one of them serves all 10. And they'll never be eligible to vote again.

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Traiya 55 points ago +55 / -0

You know, some people just look better with the mask.

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DatNewbChemist 26 points ago +27 / -1

Woah! You weren’t kidding.

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FuckRioters 6 points ago +7 / -1

Pedo-stache, and he's only 18.

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Bearbrain 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is why half the country dont mind wearing masks...100% strict upgrade over what momma gave them! Think of a bell curve of attractiveness, half of the populace would look better in a mask! The other half are conservative, hahaha.

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ILikeMyBlueCar 5 points ago +5 / -0

I literally check the ID of every person that walks into my store. This ain’t a joke. I’ll have a customer come in, I’ll think “She looks pretty cute!” Checks ID ohhhhhhhhhh.

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2016again 14 points ago +14 / -0

He looks better with the mask. Fugly little shit.

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mellestal 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's the pencil mustache. Such a bad look.

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CommieCucker 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wonder if the libturds love of masks has to do with how ugly and narcissistic so many of them are

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DonatesOthersOrgans 5 points ago +5 / -0

There’s that stupid little mustache we keep seeing on the idiots

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a soyboy.

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FreedomCrayon 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're gonna love him in the prison.

You my friend would be da belle of da ball! - Prison Mike

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Grond999 10 points ago +10 / -0

Next to ZERO will serve 10 FFS...unless they do something really bad behind bars.

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justicein2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

They are federal charges right?
So that means no parole. No time off.

Full 10 in the pound me in the ass prison.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is no parole anymore but they can still get reduced sentence for good behavior and shit.

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DoesItWorkAlready 3 points ago +3 / -0

Full 10 in the pound me in the ass prison.

Worse yet, which prison gang is he going to join to protect himself?

Certainly the black gangs won't let him join.

The white gangs are going to laugh at him.

He's literally fucked.

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T2R0U2M0P 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, if he gets convicted... Whether he serves the full 10 or not, when he gets out his resume will show: No HS diploma, felon, will likely be tattooed while in prison... He's just fucked his whole life up over a few lbs of stolen coffee and some mugs. Good.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do believe that is correct.

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RIB4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sentencing guidelines probably won't give judges that much latitude

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donald_zuramp 238 points ago +240 / -2

SO much to unpack here guys.

First of all five thousand bucks is not a ton of money. I mean it's a lot of money but it's not something the average family couldn't come up with in a dire emergency.

Secondly this idiot is just a complete troglodyte. Getting his GED but hadn't got it together enough to memorize ONE PERSON'S PHONE NUMBER in his fucking family to possibly help him out.

Given all the ways this person is an absolute failure at life he decided to go smashing and burning storefronts for whatever the fuck reason. Never occurred to him that his lack of general knowledge or even memorization of his own family's contact info might be an issue if he got locked up. Like I guess he thought the cops would just let him have continued access to his own smartphone?

Send him to prison for 10 years please.

"What are you in for?"

"Being a fuckin' idiot."

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liberalfetchmycoffee 100 points ago +100 / -0 (edited)

He can make bail for a tenth of that (500) with a bondsman. Might as well sit it out before court in a few months though, time will apply to his sentence. Real world attorney will cost him 10k minimum and doubt he/she would do much better than his appointed, feds don't lose cases. If he can get it down to a few years offered and save them the trial, he should sign and roll with it, otherwise they might try to max him.

No parole and you must serve at least 85 percent of your time in a fed sentence. Edit: I thought when I first viewed this, the reporter said federal dist judge. This is county court. Meh, they will offer five, agree on three, he will be home in 22 months.

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thisguy883 71 points ago +71 / -0

Yup. I hope they throw the book at this idiot.

The left would have absolutely no fucking problem giving the max sentence to one of our people for doing a 10th of what this kid did.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 39 points ago +39 / -0

They did, they demonstrated it with the proud boys in NYC. Max sentences, not a single Antifa involved in the brawl ever faced a court.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bike Lock Professor didn't get any time either, did he?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Think he got 3 years probation. So he got a sentence and if he showed up at another protest he'd go to jail. So at least something... for attempted murder.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Roger Stone

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Viewer01 8 points ago +8 / -0

OFFICER THAT MAN HAS SET FIRE TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

COP ROLLS IN TO FIND A FAMILY BBQ.

SHOOTS THE DOG AND TASES THE GRAND MA.

JUDGE ORDERS SUMMARY EXECUTION FOR GATHERING OF MORE THAN THREE CONSERVATIVES WITHOUT SUPERVISION.

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TheTPL 7 points ago +7 / -0

One interesting thing about the 85 is that not only must he not get in trouble while incarcerated for that to apply, but in some systems without parole it's somewhat meaningless.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Bond is half a million. 50000 is ten percent

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Wuzizname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plenty of time for him to study and pass his GED in between bending for the soap in the shower!

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karmalizing 29 points ago +39 / -10

I don’t want to pay for his dumb fucking ass to be in jail to the tune of $40k per year. That’s $400k in tax money!

Give him 10 lashings, $40k in restitutions, an ankle monitor and send him in his way

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freebirdie 61 points ago +63 / -2

No way. Commies do the full 10 in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Let this little twink be a lesson to them all.

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Jenfarmer2020 16 points ago +24 / -8

If rape is the proper punishment lets just make rape the punishment and not burden the taxpayer with monetaries.

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spicy_deluxe 25 points ago +25 / -0

Nah, most antifa would probably like it.

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freebirdie 11 points ago +13 / -2

The proper punishment for commies isn't one that will be given for the charges he's facing. Therefore, doing the hard 10 it is (search for double entendre here.)

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RarestPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tfw talking about proper punishment for Commies

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pray4peace4 46 points ago +48 / -2

In early American history they didn't have prisons, so they came up with a very effective punishment - the stocks. They locked the offender in that device in the center of town for weeks at a time. Citizens would throw rotten vegetables at him. He had to pee & defecate in his pants. It was public humiliation at its finest. It cost the locals nothing but rotten food.

Who here is for the return of the stocks? Say Here, Here!

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sordfysh 15 points ago +22 / -7

I feel like we have a right against punishment like that.

As much as I dislike this idiot, I like our freedoms more.

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Dalewyn 17 points ago +18 / -1

On the one hand, we are (and should) be protected from cruel and unusual punishments.

On the other hand, being made a public spectacle (aka winning stupid prizes) works wonders to keep morons from playing stupid games. It makes it clear as day, even for the idiot-est of idiots, just who the losers are in society.

Citizen: "Hey kid, you don't wanna be like that jackass in the center of town, right?"

Kid: "No, sir."

Citizen: "Then you'd best get your shit together, or you're gonna be next in line!"

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sun_wolf 29 points ago +30 / -1 (edited)

They used to hang men for stealing horses. Seems excessive, right? But there was a reason. Back then, a horse could mean another man’s entire livelihood and ability to feed his family. So hanging was deserved because the crime was akin to murder.

Why should rioting and looting be any different? If this kid burned down some shop owner’s store, and all that shop owner’s life savings and everything he’s worked for his entire career was in that store, then the looter just wiped out decades of that guy’s life. He should be executed for that. We need to get TOUGH with these people. Hang him like a horse thief and spit on his grave. Get TOUGH, men. Stop letting women dictate what is right and wrong. You KNOW what is right. Women are soft. They are nurturers. And that is wonderful. But sometimes the men just need to take charge and put the horse thieves down. Women don’t have this ability. They will ALWAYS feel for the horse thief.

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RexCollumSilvarum 21 points ago +21 / -0

If this kid burned down some shop owner’s store, and all that shop owner’s life savings and everything he’s worked for his entire career was in that store, then the looter just wiped out decades of that guy’s life

I have always had the same view and always get angry when I read the 'it's just property' nonsense from liberals.

Having thousands of dollars' worth of your property destroyed means having to work for many years to replace it. If I did something to someone that erased an entire lifetime of labor, I should have to work that long to replace what I deprived them of.

These felons shouldn't even be in prison: they should be in work camps, laboring until they have paid off the last penny of value that they destroyed back to their victims.

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Wtf_socialismreally 6 points ago +6 / -0

"All these store owners have insurance anyway!"

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OrenthalJamesObama 0 points ago +5 / -5

Being forced to work by someone else, I believe there’s a name for that. S...Sl...Sla.. ah forget it!

... continue reading thread?
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nobletanker81 0 points ago +2 / -2

Lobotomies could always make a comeback

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DeplorableCentipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

If we just make it the usual punishment, then it's no longer unusual.

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covfefe-time 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like I tried to say earlier, there's countries that will jail or give you a public ass whooping for so much as spitting your gum on the sidewalk.

And look at that. Clean, orderly, and respectful environment.

Just sayin'

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President_Sanders 5 points ago +6 / -1

Just shoot looters. That used to be the rule. Looters get shot on site, but cops or the law-abiding citzenry.

Not cruel and unusual, not costing more than a couple bucks.

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sun_wolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure, the right not to commit a crime that gets you put in the stocks.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I say they get the treatment they protest for. Americans follow the constitution. Commies follow the law of dogs

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Rage 1 point ago +1 / -0

We could bring this back for the antifa and BLM rioters.

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Game on! My pitching arm is ready to whip it

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here, Here !

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Paper_Saint 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't need the stocks to see people defecating in public. Visit the downtown of any major city to see that shitshow.

Public shaming ain't what it used to be.

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2016again 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

They need to hand out a few long sentences. Make examples. Word will get around. The fact that these terrorists were permitted to rum amok for over a month is insane.

NYC a month ago https://streamable.com/31mhty

Oakland a month ago. (Just a big 'party.") https://streamable.com/4zqpgx

Atlanta a month ago https://streamable.com/i9nlmi

Austin a month ago https://streamable.com/v8zk1e

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someoldcoderguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, we had exactly one riot here in GR.

Though the city cucked it pretty hard, with their pandering and bullshit, it was the county prosecutor that bitch-slapped these asshats right away. Amazing what not giving in to the mob gets you.

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UncleRicoAct 11 points ago +11 / -0

Simpler option: serve max time or be stripped of citizenship, assets seized, and shown the door with the clothes on their back and a boot shaped bruise on their backside.

They hate it here? They can pal around in some other Commie shit hole until they desire their freedom tendies again. Then they can reapply to get back in and it's a fuckin huge waiting list.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

A long waiting list with commies and felons at the bottom.

Put them in the system as persona non grata.

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Spermythecat 7 points ago +7 / -0

You want a shithead like that free? 10 years of him in the pen means one less useful idiot for the Commies.

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DeplorableCentipede 7 points ago +10 / -3

We really need to bring Singapore-style corporal punishment to the United States.

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60061655019 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can't make $5k, let alone $40k. More like 40k lashings and $10.

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GeneticsGuy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bail bonds - you usually just need to front 10%, so he only needs to come up with $500 as a fee as the bondsman will receive his $5000 back as long as he doesn't skip town. These types of loans are fairly low risk because most people aren't going to become fugitives over small court cases like this.

He is unaware of this and is freaking out because he likely has never had $5000 in his entire life.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm willing g to pay to keep commies 7n jail. MAYBE he can get hisnfucking GED done in 10 years

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps we should find a more economical way to imprison people. We could always use them as free labor like Kamala Harris did.

Kamala Harris’ A.G. Office Tried to Keep Inmates Locked Up for Cheap Labor

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ColoradoTrumper45 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have friends that are Bondsmen... I don't think they would bother with bond less than $25,000. The paperwork and headache are just not worth the fees below that.

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dachshundguy 14 points ago +14 / -0

My father in law is a bondsman. He would if it was the jail real close to him. Easy $500 as long as he has somebody with collateral

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spicy_deluxe 15 points ago +15 / -0

It doesn't sound like this kid has anything worth keeping as collateral.

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ArsonWelles00 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely not his brain.

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President_Sanders 1 point ago +2 / -1

All he has to do is contact a bail bondsman with an office next to the courthouse. There will be dozens. They will all take the business.

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newuser999 20 points ago +20 / -0

He probably thought CNN would proclaim him a hero! Instead, the fake news gave way to reality

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Mint 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN is probably writing its pro-dumbass commie headlines right now.

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XpatDemocrat 14 points ago +14 / -0

10% bond on 5,000 is 500 but you have to provide collateral to the bonding agent. Something his Grandma was smart enough to not get wrapped up in, and none of his other drop out friends can afford. Let him sit and learn his lesson, even if he gets treated njce he is looking at 6 months and probation.. The judge probably had more info on his past than news was disclosing, but they wanted to make it seem like he was being treated unfairly.

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eviantears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

A communist with collateral ?!?!?

Wrong side of history, kiddo

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are the brainwashed foot soldiers with nothing.

Real commies are rich.

Communism is a pyramid scheme. It's a con for rich people to get richer and poor people to get poorer.

They don't really believe any of the tripe they write. They want YOU to believe it, because psychological devastation is part of their strategy.

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent point - I forgot the corrupt hide under the pyramid of commie pleb corpses

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DamSon 12 points ago +12 / -0

when you are constantly told about white privilege, except it doesn't happen when you need it

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eviantears 6 points ago +6 / -0

I blame dubstep, bath salts, & Liberal Fascism

(Listed in order of propensity to corrupt)

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd put Fortnite as #3

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wizzingonwallstreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't there a bunch of actors/actresses saying they pay all these bonds? WHy aren't they on the news in this story saying, "oh yeah I'm on my way to the courthouse to pay for him."

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, all that money disappeared into the DNCs coffers. I think they bailed out very few people because they were counting on the Soros DAs to drop the charges.

Celebrity-Backed Jail Bail Fund Has Spent Less Than 1% Bailing Out Protesters and Rioters

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

The reason none of that occurred to him was he convinced himself he was right. He was CONVINCED he was right. He’s not sorry; he will be but he’s not right now.

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strawberryismyjam 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Fuckin idiot you say?.......Here.... would you like a candy bar?"

"Sure! Thanks man. Been having a rough day. But everyone has been so nice, giving me all kinds of things!"

2 weeks later

"Wait, that wasn't a gift? I have to pay that back? But I don't have any money and I don't know anyone's phone number so I can't get any money. How am I supposed to pay you back?"

UNZIPS

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Thracka951 3 points ago +3 / -0

He mentioned being from Washington, my guess is he was probably one of those street kids that move to the city to live on the streets after escaping their upper middle class families with a house in the suburbs.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's money to be made busing homeless people around the country. There's two homeless "ministries" in my bugout town that get paid to take homeless from NYC. They buy shitty apartment blocks to house them. NYC and other cities pre-pay their rent. The cast of homeless characters turns over about every six months or so. I assume that when their time is up, they put them back on the bus to wherever they came from.

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donald_zuramp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah this is a uniquely west coast thing and particularly the PNW.

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President_Sanders 3 points ago +4 / -1

He only needs 500. That would be fifty blowjobs if the judge would just let him out to 'work'.

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banumerchantmarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's lying, that's why. He wasn't in the city to live with is mother or get his GED. He bussed in from Seattle with the other ANTIFA faggots and got nabbed. He's probably a runaway shitlord from some other city entirely.

The tragedy is he'll only get 10 years and not a firing squad at the end of a posse.

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TwinBee 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Number bit was really funny, honestly that's the basic thing I was taught was to memorize numbers of those you might need help out of a jam

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +3 / -1

5000 bucks is also not what's going to be paid. Bondbailsmen take like 11% (500 as a deposit, 50 for them as a fee) and they will guarantee your bond.

So 550 bucks and he's out. His mom can come and bail him out in an instant.

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wizzingonwallstreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she puts up her house.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAA! You think she owns property. That's cute.

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CatLivesMatter 102 points ago +102 / -0

Moved 4months ago from washington st.....sure buddy. Sure.

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Aspielogic2 77 points ago +77 / -0

In other words, he was bussed in to cause trouble and then didn't run fast enough to catch the Antifa bus back to Seattle.

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SWORDofLIBERTY 11 points ago +11 / -0

Entirely plausible with how these kids are shut ins. No need to go outside except for the food his mom brings him anyway.

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OGRapHat 3 points ago +3 / -0

*tendies

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Slick_Willy 19 points ago +19 / -0 (edited)

He was saying he was bussed in recently to riot. It also explains why he knows no one there...he just got there.

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CatLivesMatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but I dont think he's been in grand Rapids 4 months. Maybe more like 4 days.

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pyre2001 29 points ago +29 / -0

Marxism might be welcomed in Washington but not in Grand Rapids. A valuable lesson will be learned over the next 10 years.

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z89101 87 points ago +87 / -0

Press is sucking the Antifag off.

Tiny 5k bail bond demand from judge.

Prosecutor was going to let him OR.

How about the Dems just make the rioters civil servants with 52 weeks of paid vacation time so they can get back to burning GR down to its sewers.

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Jenfarmer2020 24 points ago +25 / -1

r/pussypass

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Scipio 2 points ago +2 / -0

No she also got charged for 10 years as well. https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/06/woman-22-accused-of-inciting-grand-rapids-riot.html

The city did a decent job of posting all the videos they had, along with the businesses posting the videos they had to find these people.

Each person is getting charged with 10 years

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AprilShowers 8 points ago +9 / -1

Sure would be a good time to put all that bail money to use. Because all those donations and retweets will get the money to the right place. Right?

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freebirdie 14 points ago +14 / -0

😏🤭

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep.

And all those big, virtue-signaling companies like Amazon.

Wasn't too surprising that Biden out-raised Trump for a minute there.

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Not_New_but_BANNED 68 points ago +69 / -1

10 years! Thanks BLM and Antifa!

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GWNorthman 65 points ago +66 / -1

Do the crime, do the time. Don't worry kid, your cell mate will help you realize the error of your ways.

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CyclopticErotica 54 points ago +55 / -1 (edited)

He probably thought it would be no worse than a daily prostate exam with dirty talk. They all think that. The real horror in prison rape isn't the pain the the ass, but the smell of the guys breath as he presses his cheek against yours and bites your ear. Each trust brings another wave of nausea inducing wretchedness as he engages in his unnatural act. God help you if prison food has you constipated, your cellmate won't care, but you will. Prison sucks, but it's a good place for bad people.

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Yall 23 points ago +23 / -0

Holy shit this comment is gold.

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freebirdie 21 points ago +21 / -0

You've painted a hideous word picture that is completely accurate. Well done.

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MrBabySpam 12 points ago +12 / -0

kek

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Comments like this are why I come here

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President_Sanders 5 points ago +6 / -1

I will never be able to unread that. Thanks.

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Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out?

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should author prison rape erotica and self publish on Amazon. It'll probably become a popular genre if it isn't already.

I'm guessing by your username that you already do. Rock that talent!

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nds19 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only bleach didn't destroy your eyes.. Christ.

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Shalomtoyou 12 points ago +13 / -1

He said he needed a job. He could fill out an application for prison punk.

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Shayhawk 46 points ago +48 / -2

Boo fucking hoo you fucking communist piece of shit.

Hope you get some black lives matter shoved right up your tailpipe.

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alexnader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heard these little Antifa bitches just love to get on their knees and suck some big black BLM "boots".

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MAGAmanforever 42 points ago +42 / -0

PR bond for riot and arson LOL! This isn't Seattle dumbass. Figures the little fuckhead is from Washington.

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Troll 34 points ago +34 / -0

These haircuts get stranger and stranger, and we barely notice anymore.

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raybiker73 26 points ago +26 / -0

Seriously. Kid looks like a gay Lyle Lovett.

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sun_wolf 11 points ago +12 / -1

Men wear earrings in both ears nowadays. Pepe remembers when that was weird. It still is weird, like a man wearing bright red lipstick or a hula skirt, but we just got desensitized to it through the TV and eventually even actual cool and based people started doing it and now it’s like, fuck. This is how the left sells everything. This is how they will sell pedophilia. They have already started. Try posting “All pedophiles must die” on your Facebook. You will hesitate. You will not be able to do it. Not because of any censorship Zuckerburg does, but because you will worry about the community. They may call you a bigot. You could lose your job. You could get arrested. For calling out pedophiles! Try explaining that to someone in the ‘90s. They wouldn’t believe it. They also wouldn’t believe how many men right now are getting triggered because I actually suggested that a man getting his ears pierced is weird. But here’s a thought experiment for all the dudes stroking their earrings right now with sour little faces. Swap out those two little diamond studs with some big gold hoop earrings. Or swap them out with some sexy dangly earrings made of some turquoise sea shells or some shit. Starting to feel stupid now? Starting to see how earrings are actually for girls? Oh yeah, that’s right. You know you are. Because I broke the spell.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't really think it's weird for a dude to get his ears pierced, but I don't feel it looks attractive.

I'm not gay and I don't know my girlfriend's opinions on guys with pierced ears, but it just doesn't look good to me.

In the end though I really couldn't care less what people do with their own bodies.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give it a couple years and pussboy male Democrats will be wearing long dangly turquoise sea shell earrings. I promise you.

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LibTearFloodOf2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Birds Nest

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago +1 / -0

That soyboy looks like he glued a merkin to his head. What a fucking homo.

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Poonjazzler1 33 points ago +33 / -0

5000$ bond. Jesus fucking christ. Where is the justice department? This guy is part and an actor for a domestic terrorist group. 500,000$ bond please.

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SlipperyFire 23 points ago +23 / -0

Seriously, I'm in awe myself at how little they expect a terrorist to pay. If this was a Republican smashing shit I can guarantee it would be $20,000 minimum.

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Poonjazzler1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anything we do will be considered a “hate crime”. Million dollar bail and mandatory jail sentences for asking for bacobits for my salad. Waitin for someone to take down a Karl Marx statue, he’s not federal property.

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Slick_Willy 5 points ago +5 / -0

and get him to roll on the people that bussed him to GR to riot

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Mark 27 points ago +27 / -0

He'll get a quick lesson in real racism when he hits prison..

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PatrioticMemeLord 26 points ago +26 / -0

Throw the book at this moron. 10 years!

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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BishopofBlackpool 22 points ago +22 / -0

Round them all up. That's what they did after the London riots a few years ago. Even those looting something like a bottle of water had the book thrown at them.

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Trump2020MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully this is the case with the massive amount of footage there is of rioting. Perfect timing for the mask BS though, strange...

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

My tinfoil hat tier theory is that both sides are being played, to push us into war with ourselves -- physically or metaphorically -- so that a foreign entity can swoop in and take control. EU, China, etc.

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Patriot6969 19 points ago +20 / -1

The problem is its only one person. Unfortunately our enemies ranks are filled with hundreds of thousands if not millions of these fucking retards. The size of the prison that would need to be built to fill all the people who truly deserve to be in cells over the rioting, assaults, murders, looting, arson, etc.. as well as the BLM marxists who are communist agitators.When I went through the nationalization process to become a citizen, an immigration agent literally asked me, and I assume all other immigrants directly: "Are you or have you ever been a member of any communist parties or organizations?" And you have to answer truthfully. This means I imagine that if you were to later be found to be a communist you would lose your citizenship and get deported. But these laws aren't being enforced. The laws are already on the books, but nothing ever seems to happen unless you paint over graffiti on the roadway.

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Sky_RPL 9 points ago +9 / -0

How to undermine America's military superiority in 3 steps:

1: Supply cheap drugs and fentanyl to the rural populations known for patriotism.

2: Convince young fit men of the dominant ethnic group that the principles upon which their society is built are systemically corrupt and need to be destroyed from within via violence.

3: Buy up or pay off a financially desperate media infrastructure to spread anti nationalistic propaganda, pitting family against family.

Things aren't going fast enough? Well lightning round, let's release a virus and then spread massive global disinformation about it so nobody knows wtf is going on with anything or trusts any governmental institution with leftover authority.

Tada!

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

Things aren't going fast enough? Well lightning round, let's release a virus and then spread massive global disinformation about it so nobody knows wtf is going on with anything or trusts any governmental institution with leftover authority.

This is a really shit part. Is it bad? Maybe. Probably, if it was released on purpose. But all the disinformation, all the over reaction, all the violent response to anyone who doesn't believe it's bad, all of the fake stats from deaths being deliberately mislabeled as COVID-19 related.

It's putting people against each other, which is not good. People deliberately coughing into faces for not wearing a mask, attacking people, deplatforming them for being cautious about the information being given.

And on top of all this, people on our side are being spurred on when we think back to Bill Gates saying that vaccination is the solution to over population.

Like, what the fuck is anyone supposed to think about that? If the effects of overpopulation is that water, food, nature are less prevalent and available, how do vaccinations fix that?

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Sky_RPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly it seems like a major component of the lefts strategy is to make us somehow distrust the institution of government while at the same time worshiping the people who make up that corrupt government.

Where conservatives see problems and want more liberty and individualism, the left has perverted our systems in such a way that people want to replace the deep state with an even deeper state. It's madness.

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

While I'm happy this little agitator got caught, like you said he's just one person. What we need to do get the leaders. Antifa / BLM, they both have leaders, hierarchy etc. This fucking lie about antifa being a "movement" needs to end. Nab their leaders and give them the death penalty.

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President_Sanders 2 points ago +3 / -1

No, we need to reinstitute the 'looters shot on sight' rule.

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BlackPillBot 17 points ago +17 / -0

His white privileged will surely get him out, oh shit, wait......what!?

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Duhmoment 16 points ago +16 / -0

His reasoning is consistent with someone grasping at straws. He’s getting his GED, he just recently got in touch with his birth mother, he recently moved from Washington to Grand Rapids. What do any of those have to do with rioting? Dude was out looking for a new flat screen and sneakers and was going to use the George Floyd coupon code.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

His reasoning is flat retarded. Getting his GED, got in touch with his birth mother.

By all accounts, his life was looking up. But then he went out in a mask to try and get some new shit and ruined it.

On one hand I have sympathy, right -- he's young enough that his decisions should not ruin his entire life.

But on the other hand, we need to make examples of people who go out and do this, spurred on by the mainstream media.

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Duhmoment 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too feel sorry for their future, like you said though we need some examples of what the rule of law is. Too many people were let off because of compassion which got us this lawlessness. People need to know there are consequences.

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pineapplepepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hearing this lil punk's voice crack about to cry was music to my ears.

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FreeHeliRides 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

another one on suggested videos ;3

edit: haha actually there are a whole bunch others coming up on suggested now, mmmm tasty!

edit 2: a wild dindunuffin appears

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DX5_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

These people are losing that fake blackness real quick when talking to that judge.

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Rage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, that blonde is such an Uber whore she has her own urban dictionary listing.

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hereticpatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kind of a catch 22. This is great, shows the consequences. Yet, share too much and no doubt some asshole will pay his bond.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he skips then the ass hole loses money.

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is what happens when an entire generation is raised by parents who refuse to spank their children or teach them that actions have consequences.

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GeekProphet 14 points ago +14 / -0

I loved the part where he said the boy had been occupying a jail cell. That's a hashtag I can get behind.

#OccupyJails

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datagod 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would have reached out to my people for help but I burned down their house and said FUCK YOU AND YOU POLICE STATE YOU FUCKING NAZI!!!! But please show mercy on me. I am obviously retarded.

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MadMaxUSMC 13 points ago +13 / -0

You either learn the lessons for yourself or life teaches them to you.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe this is why they stopped spanking.

Time to bring it back.

Now, to be clear: not every child needs a spanking.

Sometimes a look will be enough for the child to get in line.

Some kids need a physical stimulation of the nervous system.

Spanking is not beating. People who beat their children would do so anyway, legal or not.

It is not done in anger.

It's a simple -- if you do x, I will do y.

They do x.

You do y.

Proverbs 13:24: “He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.”

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CyclopticErotica 13 points ago +13 / -0

They call them riots on the news there.

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uHateUsCuz 11 points ago +11 / -0

He just happened to move from Washington? Are they training Marxist militias up there?

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Kitzinger1 14 points ago +14 / -0

On the West side they sure are. The border between East and West is the Cascades and it is really different countries. It really should be two different states as East Washington is the complete opposite of West Washington.

West Washington is like San Francisco's little brother on steroids. Everything San Francisco does West Washington gets envious and to show just how much better they can be they do it to an even much greater extent.

It's virtue signalling to the max. Portland is like the cousin to Western Washington though and that cousin is a bad influence.

Western Washington is weird.

But East Washington is pretty cool and chill. Pretty much everyone talks shit about the Western cucks and hates them.

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Obamas_Prolapse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go Cougars!

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freefolk 10 points ago +10 / -0
  1. Can travel from Washington to GR. Can't pay bond? Why is he worried about leaving prison? Free food. Free Healthcare. Free housing with all the amenities. Let's not forget all the great black friendships he will make in 10 years. Makes me think he doesn't support BLM as much as he says he does.
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Keiichi81 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don’t get why they’re so put out. Free meals. Free housing. Free medical care. No guns. An authority that controls every aspect of your life. Prison is the glorious socialist utopia these dumbfucks have been working so hard to implement. You’d think they’d be overjoyed at the prospect of spending 10 years in one.

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President_Sanders 5 points ago +6 / -1

You forgot 'rampant faggot sex' which is another high selling point for them.

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FakeMoneyRolls 8 points ago +8 / -0

Too that little cocksucker: you didn’t give a rats ass when you destroyed other peoples shit. You didn’t ask if they had family’s and had just met up with their biological momma? No... cause your a fucking prick like most kids these days.

Enjoy the cell. Your new friends there hopefully will “ teach “ you not to come back.

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lenisnore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this Goebells grandson? How the mighty have fallen!

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AbsurdOpinion 7 points ago +7 / -0

So he was in Portland until 4 months ago... is that how long they've been seeding these anarchists around the country?

That bullshit about "I recently reconnected with my birth mother, I'm getting my GED, I want to look for a job"... what a line of horseshit his PD told him to feed the court.

Buddy, your little Soros benefactor aint gonna help you know. Soros sends you morons in, he doesn't bail you out. You better be thinking of your sore ass from now on.

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Sky_RPL 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to know a lot of high school dropouts who were 'getting their GED' into their mid twenties. Good luck getting a job with "vandalized small businesses in the name of communism" on your resume.

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

There a hell hole steel mill in Texas that will hire them. I can't remember the name or details, but some bleeding heart mag like Mother Jones did a story about the horrific working conditions.

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I_no_asshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

The elite Leftists sacrifice one more “of their own”. What this rube never grasped is that whether he was acting solely on his own or acting on his own “justified” by a leftist agenda... he’s the one who will pay.

This proves once again the Leftists are still into slavery, just like those who started the DNC.

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ColoradoTrumper45 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you live by Democrat talking points you always wind up in chains.

Thinking otherwise is just ignorance of history.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, and Steve Carell and the other commie traitors are laughing in their mansion. Dunderheads like this punk take the fall so corporations and crooked millionaires get their way. This is exactly why they are called useful idiots - by their own team!

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NorthAfricanViolet 7 points ago +7 / -0

...Recently connected with his birth-mother...

...Working on his GED...

...From Chicago... moved to Grand Rapids a few months ago...

...18...

...jail cell he had occupied for the last day and a half...

From a broken home, and a high school drop out. From a town of violence, and corruption. Bringing that to a new place, and just happened to "move" to Grand Rapids right when the shut downs, or riots, started. Now being tried as an adult, and can't handle 1.5 days in jail, but facing 10 years. Held on a $5,000 bond, which I think he only has to pay 10% of to be released... If that is correct, he is saying that not only does he not have $500 to his name, but he does not know anyone who does... Not even the birth-mother with whom he just reconnected. Did he already spend all that Soros cash?

Now, being from a broken home, and a high school drop out are not always indicative of this sort of behavior. I have met a small number of people who were both of those things and turned their lives around, but it certainly paints a picture while also stacking the deck against a good outcome.

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Kael 7 points ago +8 / -1

Why in the fuck do they need to be wearing masks?

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Jimmy33 5 points ago +6 / -1

In case the screen catches covid

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Landcruzer94 6 points ago +6 / -0

Numbers, numbers what about my numbers I need numbers do you have my numbers?

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freebirdie 6 points ago +6 / -0

How'd that $15 an hour Soros money work out for ya, cupcake?

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GeneticsGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

You know, I can't help but feel bad for these idiots. I don't give them a pass. I think they need to face their justice, but I feel bad because they have been damaged by poor education and bad upbringing. This kid is 18 years old and was so brainwashed by the left that he felt his looting and rioting was probably justified. So much potential wasted if only they had some role model to guide them in a better way.

I still am of the firm belief that probably 4 out of 5 of these soy boy rioters and antifa types are coming from broken homes. The rest are just spineless followers.

I came from a broken home myself, but I was at least self-aware enough to realize that I was a high risk that I became a failure in life and a jackass, so it sort of motivated me to be the exact opposite of the statistics. It did help that my mother remarried a pretty decent guy, but geesh, some of these people's homes are just 2 leftist hippies raising their kids and indoctrinating them with self-hate. What else do you expect to happen to them? Kids need to feel love and be shown direction, and instead this new-age style of education by the left is to just let the kid be themselves, even let them choose to be a boy or a girl, however insane that sounds. The rate of people growing up with such horrible parents is only going up.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

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no_step_on_lion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can only feel so bad for these young turds who got suckered into this but there were videos of MUCH MUCH older people rioting and looting. I want to see those hearing videos. Those are the people I really want to see have the book thrown at them.

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GeneticsGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya, the older ones are beyond help.

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

No use crying over spilt, um, sewage.

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had-to-chime-in 6 points ago +6 / -0

PLAY STUPID GAMES

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HongKongFluey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fresh salt!!

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K-Harbour 5 points ago +5 / -0

LISTEN TO THE VIDEO CAREFULLY

  1. had been living in Washington till four months ago

  2. does not have the numbers memorized to get help to make bond

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

frankly we need bail reform. too many of them got booked and instantly sprung on bail no matter how high it was set and are flight risks or had their charges dropped. we need to fix that so once they're arrested, theres no way out of jail til trial. take away the "lifeline" of getting to call some special phone number and having a bail fund ready for them

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MrTrumpsWildRide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we please get a downvote button (which does nothing to the score except tally the downvotes) for stories? I want to bathe in the pathetic tears of the lurking cucks when they spaz out and downvote hilarious posts like this.

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Libertarian_Man 5 points ago +5 / -0

They need to set a precedent, that you can't just do this shit and get away with it. In Real revolution it's fight or die, not smash and steal and go home to a warm bed. That's the difference.

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mercynurse 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t have any numbers memorized

Learn to code

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MAGAnic316 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welcome to the real world you commie dipshit

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burn-in-hell-spez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Throw the book at him! 10 years in pound-him-in-the-ass prison!

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Meme_Too 5 points ago +5 / -0

Awww. Maybe you can get one of those Antifa thugettes with the $400 jeans to loan you the bail money.

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SlipperyFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Ye-yes your honor."

Come on, bruh! You were so pro "Smash the Fash" just a couple weeks ago. Where's that Leninist bravado now? Pussy.

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OrganicVandal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well ya dumb fuck, that’s why you don’t riot.

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Brimos50 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boohoo you mean I cant have Soros or the Hollyweird celebs bail me out? They said they would take care of me if I rioted??? 😂😂😂😂

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CMDRConanAAnderson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Confirmed basement dweller. Just tell him he's moving to a new basement where he can meet new people.

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MrsSilenceDogood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to grow up fast, boy.

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President_Sanders 3 points ago +4 / -1

Start with shaving your head and getting a swastika tattoo, and hoping no one realizes you are that faggot from the news with the mushroom on his head.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he white enough for the swastika guys?

Looks kinda mixie to me.

Maybe they don't care about that in prison.

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preferredfault 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

This guy is soo pathetic. And I don't feel one bit sorry for him. He rioted, destroyed property, probably stole stuff, hurt someones livelihood, and he has the audacity to sit up there talking about, "I don't have anyone to help me with this $5000 bond", which is a measly bond. But if the bond was even $200 dollars, I doubt he'd be able to cover it.

This after many insurance companies refuse to cover rioting damage. Meaning business owners don't have any help for the damage caused by rioters. This guy is the definition of a loser.

Funny how he went from "Black Live Matter", to "My Life Matters" real quick. Ironically, by liberal logic, that would make him a racist. And why's he soo afraid of prison? That's the socialist dream! 3 hots and a cot for free and you get to sit around and do nothing for it. Oh wait....his idea of socialism is free nike's, free fine dining, and free iphones isn't it? Sorry kiddo, but socialism has never been that kind.

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DamSon 4 points ago +4 / -0

No white privilege? Weird.

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testing123 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL Then you get to stay in jail you moron.

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OrangeManOffical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously, if you have to call people and beg them to bail you out it means they don't give a shit about you. My brother got snatch once for driving on a suspended license we had him out the next day right after bail was set. He didn't have to call we found him. He beat it by the way the DMV failed to notify him it was suspended so legally not his fault.

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dindunufin2 4 points ago +4 / -0

going to be popular in prison

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masculinist 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP your post title is inaccurate. The video didnt show him melt in front of a judge at all.

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Jenfarmer2020 3 points ago +4 / -1 (edited)

If you can't even post $5000 bond you probably shouldn't be smashing other people's property.

Willing to bet you didnt think that you were going to suggest that its ok for the wealthy to commit crimes. Thats the kind of shit we tried to get away from by destroying the whole caste system with kings and lords and merchants vs peasants and servants/slaves.

I know you didnt intend it that way. I know you meant "dont do the crime if you can't do the time" or a monetary equivalent to that sentiment. However, when people say that it inevitably binds up the argument that its better to commit crimes if you're wealthy rather than poor.

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Mint 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt he even considered the possibility that he would be arrested, or that he might win stupid prizes for playing stupid games.

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Shalomtoyou 4 points ago +5 / -1

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes....

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chinesefoodtakeaway 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something something about Games... and winning prizes...

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

"He was just a teen making bad decisions!"

I made some pretty bad fucking decisions, but never destroyed storefronts or set a town on fire. Fuck you.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I made lots of bad decisions as a teenager, too - most of which were bad decisions affecting me, not anyone else,

( not insisting on going to trade school instead of college was one of them, but things worked out pretty okay in spite of that)

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Hombre29 4 points ago +4 / -0

Life comes at you fast. Hope it was worth it, useful dipshit.

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VenomSnake69 4 points ago +5 / -1

He just moved there four months ago?! Little punk bitch. I hope he gets raped for ten years.

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ohwell316 -2 points ago +2 / -4

Calm down Deandra.

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VenomSnake69 2 points ago +2 / -0

The rioting has its roots in the Leno/Conan feud. I just know it!

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DRKMSTR 4 points ago +4 / -0

No parents.

This is the first time he's experienced discipline.

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FreedomAintFreeYo 3 points ago +3 / -0

These adult babies are going to finally have to face consequences for their actions for possibly the first time in their lives.

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Loc12 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was going to school and turning his life around he was a good boy

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kidfromtheplayground 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont know numbers, but I knew how to riot and break shit, I dont understand you mean I must face Consequences? What!? I never!

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Trump5050 3 points ago +3 / -0

He cares about black lives so much he can provide comfort to some black inmates when he drops the soap.

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Jack_Dupp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enjoy, BITCH!

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substantialmajestic 3 points ago +3 / -0

no job, no connection to birth mother, parents?, needs phone numbers memorized in order for people to help? i don't think his problems are "structural racism" at all.

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Boone13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are celebrity publicists telling their infantile clients that posting bail for terrorists is now considered bad optics, or did they just move along to another trend?

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Alphahorizon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wooot!!!

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Judge goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!

(5000 times)

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Sleazy_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, 18 years old facing up to 10 years in prison all for one night of thinking youre a revolutionary and in 6 months time no one ill remember you.

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah. the kid has no remorse, it's an act. he was brainwashed by school and people he associated with into thinking he was a "soldier for the revolution", like all of them.

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, so my bingo card got filled up quickly there.

Broken Home - Check No Job - Check Did not graduate from High School - Check Broke - Check Soy Boy - Check

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking brat

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dougEfresh99 3 points ago +3 / -0

No mercy.

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GeauxTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry soy.

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bck- 3 points ago +3 / -0

No job

No high school diploma

Not even a GED

Typical loser

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DatNewbChemist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ten years isn’t enough. Make it 20 or even 25 years with no possibility of parole. This man willfully took part in the intentional destruction of others’ property and, not only that, but his act also encouraged others to engage in it as well. Livelihoods were destroyed, things people spent decades working towards was turned to ash in front of them, this man took part in - and helped promote - the violent destruction of a city that will be scarred for decades to come.

Have him leave prison near 40, with zero work experience, zero references, and near zero chance at meaningfully starting a household. He happily ruined the lives of others, the least we could do is repay the favor.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is the natural impulse of people to forgive, to see this kid as frail and lost. And yeah, if we go back and look at this kid’s life, he probably got screwed over by his parents. But that is the whole point of the law, of having the law written down beforehand. It takes it out of our hands and lets us separate the consequences of the law from our emotions. It lets us look at situations like this like we would referees in a sport. The referee knows following the rules of the sport are more important than how he might individually feel about any of the players. No one has to feel guilty about this. The law is the law. What would happen to baseball if the umpire started saying shit like, “Well, Timmy is a little bit obese and has low self-esteem and his father abandoned the family, so Timmy actually gets four strikes before he is out.” Fuck that shit. Feel sorry all you want for Timmy, but the rules of the game do not change. Timmy gets three strikes like everyone else, no matter what he weighs.

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Oppoboycott 3 points ago +3 / -0

What? Uncle George not picking up the call? What’s about all the celebs?

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H_Guderian 3 points ago +3 / -0

"teen" goes to show what are youth are doing.

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Shamb3 3 points ago +3 / -0

They Rioted in Grand Rapids? I never even heard about it :/ Does the news not report these things or am I just out of touch.

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Six-two 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enjoy jail tough guy

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RonBohr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad, so sad.

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Dres 3 points ago +3 / -0

My first hopes was that it was Raz Simone.

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CommieCucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

A guy who has no phone numbers should be released on recognizance? Somewhere out there is a lawyer who needs to flip the dictionary open to 'R'

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Ma5e 3 points ago +4 / -1

Prison loves them a faggot

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, you mean my actions have consequences. How dare you hold me accountable for what I did!

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AdmrlNelson 3 points ago +3 / -0

if he was really trying to get his life together so much, he probably shouldn't have started f****** breaking into stores and looting them. What the f*** is wrong with the youth in this country?

As a side note, God damn I'm old I'm calling people like this "the youth"

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

No tendies for you!

Enjoy your baloney sandwich.

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w1n_B1G_w1n 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, in a day and a half ,he reconnected with his mother AND is trying to get his GED... he literally can't even handle a few days in the clink....

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daflyboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's funny..... when he was running around smashing windows and destroying property, he seemed very goal-directed and clear minded. This confusion one is feeling is quite the conundrum....iiinniit?

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hoxfes-Fyqpys-8vonza 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel bad for this 18 year old he has no idea wth he is doing hopefully its not the full 10 but something more appropriate because thats more than half this kids life for a media brainwash

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EagleI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. This young man is a sad product of our current society. I do think he deserves consequences but fear he will learn even more criminal behaviors in prison for years.

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wendysspicynuggets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where’s that sweet BLM bailout fund hmmm??

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pray4peace4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show these creeps no mercy.

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NMCCW 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re going to love him in prison.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funny thing is that's a pretty small bond. It would cost him 500$ to get out. I wonder if the judge explained to him what a bondsman was.

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SDhiker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm sure some cocksucker hollywood pedo will post his bond asap.

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Sky_RPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fun to soak up the schadenfreude here, but this child (and I mean child) is a victim of the fucked up future the far left communists are trying to foment. Forgotten children from broken homes, placated with video games and meaningless virtual interaction, indoctrinated to thinking they are warriors fighting for a cause that will cast them aside the moment they need help. The liberal system took young dumb kids with zero mission or purpose in life, convinced them they were invincible, filled them with clickbait rage, and used them as pawns in their culture wars.

This is left's war by attrition.

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Chaotikizm 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one can be a victim of their own actions.

Justice is all I see.

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Sky_RPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both these things can be true. Rioters that destroy small businesses should hang. As should the marxists who take fail to teach their kids about personal responsibility.

I'm trilled he's getting some life lessons handed out the hard way. I'd be more thrilled if his parents had stayed in the picture and he wasn't raised an entitled soyboy.

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is 18. That makes him a man (a young man if you prefer). Not a child. He can go to war. He can get married. He can have children.

I do agree he is a product of a fucked up system though.

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

ask your asshole buddy's for the money commie punk

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CloudControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

$5k bond is $500 at a bail bond company. If he can't afford that he's better off with free room and board.

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rioting, looting, smashing, and burning is not protesting peacefully.

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Little Bitch is gonna get violated in the shower. What a shame.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

So beautiful! We need more reports like this!

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Pixel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dumbass doesn't even know how to wear his mask properly. Let that beta bitch rot in a cell.

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JohnWickParabellum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Join a terror cell... reap terrorist cell treatment of their members, they don't care if he spends the rest of his life in prison, he was their useful idiot.

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KonaBadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mr Judgeman..if..if..I could only have access to My Tic Toc account on like my iPhone I could post like a vid of my conditions here. I'm sure I could raise way more than $5,000. I'd like even split the difference with you...I mean like obviously you need money, you're like wearing a robe...Hello!!!"

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Graylik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cry me a river .. oh .. cry me a river.

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President_Sanders 2 points ago +3 / -1

Call BRad Pitt, faggot.

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iIndianaJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actions have consequences you prick.

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JackOfDiamonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imaging not even knowing your family's home phone number. We are way too dependent on smart phones anymore.

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patriotic_wow_player 2 points ago +2 / -0

These protestors are so weird looking and acting. Like they’re from a different planet.

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Txiribiton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black dicks matter in prison, he'll enjoy the new movement.

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Incindir 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoulda thought about that before burning and looting.

Bolshevic terrorist.

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rx1994z 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appropriate Headline: Serial-Consumer of The CNN Faces 10 Years in Jail.

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MidwestNorsk 2 points ago +2 / -0

No hs diploma. No job. No parents. Can't remember a single contact phone number. Upstanding young man there.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what happens when an entire generation of kids are not disciplined by their parents.

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Play criminal games, win criminal prizes. . .

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call antifa for help

77O-U812

Hope the rest realize soros is not coming to get them out. Material assistance to terrorist is illegal so Hollywood is out. Do the crime dummy....you know the rest

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

UNsympathetic. Soy manlet needs jail time.

Do-over at disadvantage, at age28.

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bobvagene1 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he went out rioting but doesnt have a friends phone number to bond him out? dude deserves to sit in fucking jail.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

ShareBlue will fund his bail, he's probably already out. There are funds across the country for all the states.. Soros..

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Zikkafoos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no! That sucks!

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pursuitoftruth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

No bond. No release. The media is reporting this like he is a victim with their sap story about how he reconnected with his birth mother. Nothing will change if he's slapped on the wrist. Maximum 10 year sentence.

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kleindropper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooh, they gonna like him in prison, he's real perrty

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha ha.Well derserved

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hollow_fang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wearing the mask below his nose.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact you dont have anyone and no ties to the area is more reason FOR a bond. You'll skip town because you have no ties to it. and you clearly dont care about the town cus you set it on fire.

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chuckie_cnote 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he should call BLM. They’ll bail him out. Or maybe some of those Hollywood stars will help him.

I hope it was all worth it...but that’s called standing up for what you believe in, no matter the consequences.

Our Founding Fathers risked everything when they stood up against oppressive England. Do you think they would’ve been crying and complaining if they were caught?!

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NeverBeFat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boo hoo

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SpezisaRetard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s it? 5k?

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YuriBezmenov 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a person in my family just like that. Zero remorse until there are consequences and nobody to bail him out. I see straight through this guy.

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DNCwillbeTrumped 2 points ago +2 / -0

His cellmates might have some numbers for him. 6, 7, even 8 inches!

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CaptRied 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I don’t have any numbers memorized, I need to contact somebody to help me with this bond.” Doesn’t the Antifa field manual instruct its members to tattoo important numbers on their forearm before heading out to riot?

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Undying 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone they catch should have the book thrown at them.

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

womp womp

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Thearchduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

5000 dollar bond...for rioting???????

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Chaotikizm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your cab is here. prison bus pulls up

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Vashts1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

wait what? i was promised a participation trophy!

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Slim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be nicer everyone. I can’t believe the hate when this guy was just trying to loot and burn a GED so he could get a job.

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Linespaced 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Hollywood big wigs showed up with some pocket change?

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muffin.

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TopKeksWithFerns 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am concerned about the number of pedes feeling bad for this guy and believing his sob story. This is not good. Sit down frens, we need to have a talk about whether the kind of person to set fires burn loot riot etc, is also the kind to lie for their personal benefit in court....

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

frankly I hope the kid becomes a prison bitch for some guy and lives every moment in jail scared for his life.

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seaside_dreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

More of this please.

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Vadernocturnus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy said he just moved from Washington....Bet you that was a lie, which is why he has no one to call.....

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send_it 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeeeeah you should've thought about that before smashing random people's possessions.

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GreenMusic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cry more

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SavingPrivateGrace 2 points ago +2 / -0

My side's hurt

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TrophyWife 2 points ago +2 / -0

FINALLY!!!! Consequences for bad behavior...that's what a civil society is based on

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Enjoy the booty house!

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RedHeadedLibertarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s about time to hold these assholes accountable! Also, the amount of ACAB graffiti I’ve seen around the city is disgusting!

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itbj2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well it was all fun & games until you end up in jail. I just would like to see the people organizing this shit to put in jail ASAP.

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Valanantar 2 points ago +2 / -0

The perfect definition of a useful idiot.

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RedactedPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its sad to see this kid being led astray and basically ruin his life at 18. He is obviously naive and dumb enough to feed into the media narrative and dumb enough to get caught. The rioting probably looked "fun" to his teenage brain not realising the concequences and not having a solid family to tell him how stupid he was thinking.

I'm much more interested in seeing the real ring leaders of this marxist revolution get arrested. The real leaders used this idiot kid as cannon fodder.

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h4ck3l 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know a Soros lawyer has already swooped in and is taking care of this kid.

That lawyer and Soros are going to be this kid's hero.

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John_Miller__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

If my business was burnt to the ground

If my home was burnt to the ground

If my car was damaged or burnt

If I my friends or family or assaulted or murdered

A woman war shot dead for saying “all lives matter” by a guy

just like this one

Give him the ten years of prison

There is not going to be a revolution! 😱

What happened to the legal fund to help Shit criminals like this get off, that was supported by Joe Biden and his campaign

I guess that’s only for the privileged children like Hillary Clinton Or the FBI I that tried to overthrow the United States government

Put them all in prison!

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Based_Trumpster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boo frickity hoo!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck him

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Pirate_Lafitte 2 points ago +2 / -0

$5000 bond means he only has to put up 500

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was great to watch. He fucking crumbled after a little over a day in jail, one day hahaha. This is going to be a walk in the park once bullets start piercing through these marxist terrorists. This didn't go how Soros said it would for you did it snowflake? The only sad part about this is he will do no where near 10 years. We'll be lucky if he does 10 days with this clown world. That being said, he broke after one day in jail, who knows how he'll come out after a week.

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thuggishruggishtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are the little faggots we're allowing to destroy our cities? What the fuck?

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Mr_Beanths 2 points ago +2 / -0

ACTIONS, MEET CONSEQUENCES

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husker91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoops! Lmfao

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AphexRedux 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is who all these people are when faced with the consequences of their actions.

They play victim and when that doesn't work, they cry like BITCHES.

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downwithcommies 2 points ago +3 / -1

But muh celebrities said theyll bail me out

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Faintlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

That youtube channel has a bunch of court videos. It's like porn.

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TopKeksWithFerns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh hello based department?

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infected_nose_hair 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reality is a bitch

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RlzJohnnyM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make an example of the first two and there won’t be a third

Bye bye, see you in 10 years

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SanFranShitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

POOR BABY! Actions have consequences asshole!

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Rusty_Bungus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Convict rioters of treason for bonus score!

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fuckYourCouch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice the media calls him a "teen". dude is 18, that means he is ready for the big boy game. No more treating them with kid gloves. People need to stop treating 18 to 26 year olds like kids.

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CyKn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought Hollywood celebrities were paying for the rioters' bail. Hmmm.

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Danmax67 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly most leftists are probably more upset that he was wearing his mask wrong than that he was rioting and destroying stuff.

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yeahbuddyFspez 1 point ago +1 / -0

TFW you realize the internet isn't real life.

More of this please. Every one of them.

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Luvmyhub75 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have thought about that favor! 5 k is way too low!

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Greatunmatchedwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I sure hope this kind of thing makes its way to Cleveland, and soon! We had over 50 businesses smashed up. One of them was a cupcake shop that had fresh-outta-high school employees locked up in the bathroom with the owner all fearing for their lives while the shop was smashed up and looted. They already got one "white supremacist agitator", but are looking for more.

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BaronFalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not from here = flight risk. 5k bond is ridiculously low. You're a violent transient criminal. You're hair looks stupid.

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cuin4ell 1 point ago +1 / -0

$5,000 bond? That's peanuts.

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Teddy_Schmoozevelt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actions have consequences

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

YOUR HONOR

...were the last words to come to mind while he was creating havoc in the streets.

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Maxmax 1 point ago +1 / -0

I give zero fucks for this guy. None.

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CivilBindle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost feel a little bad for him. If he weren't a white male, the left would be jumping to his defense. He sold his future out to a group that hates him for his gender and skin color, and this is a hard way to learn.

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty rare nowadays to see anybody being forced to take responsibility for their own actions. Nice.

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Litterboxer1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is the most Barton Dieters guy I've ever seen in my life.

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Doochebag 1 point ago +1 / -0

You won’t see kids rioting again for fun.

After the first gavel falls and the first kid gets 10 years in FEDERAL PRISON the rest will never do that again.

As for the revolutionary communists, that’s a different story

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Jaqueso 1 point ago +1 / -0

All jails have numbers for bondsmen posted by the phones. And a 5k bond is tiny. This kid’s being a little bitch.

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Methylfenidaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jun 1, 2020

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Kloned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to real life, bud!

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TBTGXOR 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s more sad than funny to see how far our families have fallen. Maybe we can scare this one straight. I’d rather that then him being traded for cigarettes and raped on the daily. He won’t come out the way he went in.

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Bldg_2019 1 point ago +1 / -0

He and people like him all need to be made an example of with prison sentences, not pity. He’s a terrorist. Throw the book at him.

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

with that gay little face diaper on

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phlashmanusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mich??? The SOB will get off...mark my words!

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Sleazeball 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious!

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FreedomPanda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor kid got duped by the left but such is life.

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he had actually completed his GED and gotten a job Instead of looting and rioting, that $5k might not seem like such an astronomical amount. At the very least, he could have put it on credit.

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Anyslogan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The entitlement runs deep in this one. He is genuinely stunned that he will have to post bond. He thought that he could walk out free because he couldn’t pay it. ‘I don’t have anyone to reach out to help me cover this amount’ Well, then your @ss is going to have to stay in jail you moron.

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Gramma53 1 point ago +1 / -0

He burned and looted his bridges behind him. Real crime, real time.

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Jesse3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel so sorry for him because he doesn’t have anyone to help him get out of jail, well you’re a grown man now so welcome to life you little piece of shit.

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Dirkstruan313 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its expensive being stupid

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MostEffectualTopKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no that sucks!

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

5000..you got off light son! You're clearly a flight risk. 500,000 would have been what I demanded.

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RlzJohnnyM 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can get a bondsman bail for 10% of that

Loser doesn’t even have $500

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes me laugh even more. Whatever..if he skips, I'll step in as a bounty hunter and get the little faggot. It's not about the money you see...it's just me wanting that little bitch to be held accountable

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RlzJohnnyM 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he posts bonds, he will run 100%

Send in DOG to snatch his ass

😁

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barton sack sprays bear mace GET ON THE GROUND FAGGOT! Lol. Then after he brings him to jail "go with Christ"

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GeneralPinochet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m so sorry this is happening to you.

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Pissedoffamerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣😂🤣😂🤘🤘 Little boo-boo not so tough now!! I can't wait until his ass has to pay for his crimes!!! SUPER KEK-KEK-KEKITY-KEK!!

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durkadurka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold on, we need to hear from a Hawaiian judge before we determine bail.

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abiisthebestwifeever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where are Alyssa Milano and Steve Carrell? Aren't they supposed to be bonding these people?

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ParkerTruman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Should have thought about that before.you ruined other peoples.property..Did he ever stop to think that maybe the owners of the property they damaged dont have $$$ to fix it.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

5k bond? he'll get 14 months max, a slap in the face to every justice seeking American!

Mandatory 10 year sentence for these scum-filled street terrorist!!

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AslanFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been living in Seattle...i.e. antifa training. See where that gets you?

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R0lb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lololololol

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Registered 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's mom....dad?