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Beef_Vegan 318 points ago

Oppressed humans protesting for freedom vs free humans protesting for oppression. I'm on board.

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Anticen 18 points ago

Jesus FUCKING Christ!

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behemoth887 15 points ago

well that gives everybody a valid reason to just run protesters over as far as i'm concerned

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kenitzka 3 points ago

Still seemed like the driver held back from full throttle after being shot at. Wtf.

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Meddlesom 9 points ago

Enemy combatants.

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MegaMagaManX 18 points ago

Even exchange, both get what they are protesting for

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cook_does 10 points ago

It’s a fair trade deal! Out with the Biazou’s

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Necrovoter 7 points ago

Yours is is the most succinct and accurate summary of the leftists I've yet seen. You are hereby awarded the Pepe Heart.
https://i.imgur.com/bmnTPqb.png

If cows had been around at the time, I think this guy would have been a Beef Vegan as well: https://i.imgur.com/0UJhgCL.png

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EpicPede 1 point ago

More immigration is the last thing we need.

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meateatercat 104 points ago

Any commies wanting to go to China can choose either a plane or helicopter

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JG_Wentworth 33 points ago

Missile into the sun at discount rates.

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JG_Wentworth 4 points ago

Well played

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rubberkidney 2 points ago

they cant all be dbz abridged....

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Houdini 1 point ago

Don't you diss them or I'll send you to the SUN! :)

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Thracka951 22 points ago

I’ll spring for half the fuel to get them to their destination.

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Mama2girliez2020 4 points ago

I got 5 on it.

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 9 points ago

Best I can do is tree fiddy

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MartyrX1776 7 points ago

God damned it woman that's why the lochness keeps coming around here looking for tree fiddy!

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meateatercat 2 points ago

They only need half anyway

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Thracka951 2 points ago

;-)

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brsmith77 18 points ago

Unfortunately, due to covid19 precautions, doors will have to be removed from all helicopters.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 4 points ago

Oh look, they’re flying!

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OnlyAmerica 3 points ago

I'd give them a kick start!

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Mr-J 9 points ago

Lol like they would actually move to china if they were offered a free one-way ticket with all their possessions, they are LARPERS

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MartyrX1776 3 points ago

Shit half of Africa have already told the angry African Americans they are welcome with free land taken from white folks. They know what's up. They want to destroy it all.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago

The fuckers wouldn't even make good on their threat to move to Canada, and that's a cucked paradise to them.

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Foreverperfect81 4 points ago

They get nothing but rafts and makeshift boats like Cubans used to get to Florida. If they survive the Pacific then they can have their communist utopia they crave.

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Isaiah53 6 points ago

If they make it, they will be prepared for commie supermarkets.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 4 points ago

Plenty of soy there.

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Isaiah53 4 points ago (edited)

Only if you grow it, or work 16 hours, 6 days a week in order to afford a block of it in Wuhan.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago

No need to be uncharitable... I'm sure that packing them tightly into a dozen or so sealed cargo ship containers, welding the doors shut, then loading them onto a boat headed for Shanghai will keep them warm and dry during their journey, yes?

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ButMyFeelings 3 points ago

Deport ‘em all!

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hit_backspace 2 points ago

They should go to North Korea, where true communism exists. China hasn't been communist since the 60s.

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JG_Wentworth 49 points ago

Send them our mainstream media propaganda too. Will fit right in.

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Art-Vandelay41 10 points ago

It’s my money and I need it now

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Donarudo_Taranpu 6 points ago

Call J. G. Wentworth!

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randommemefarmer 38 points ago

im down with importing more asian women

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Bouldabassed 11 points ago

Same as long as they dont ruin the country by voting like retatds. But then again this is HK we are talking about. They have seen this bullshit up close. They'd probably vote more based than the average american.

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randommemefarmer 1 point ago

but how would their kids vote?

Looks at Cubans

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OkieRedPiller 5 points ago

“Hey sailor, love you long time”

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Isaiah53 6 points ago

(Shoves beads up your ass.)

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RedpilledAndReady 33 points ago

This has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

Trump, probably.

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0regonPatriot 32 points ago

As an Oregonian, I approve this message.

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Scrotox 22 points ago

As a fellow Oregonian, I couldn't possibly concur more

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 14 points ago

As a rando on the internet, I think you two are 110% right.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago

Ditto - do we use the docks at PDX for convenience, or drag 'em all the way to Longview to more easily load them up in bulk for their trip to the CCP?

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XcaliburCaliber 8 points ago

Third Oregonian here. I approve this message.

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Peppers 3 points ago

Ditto

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stormybanks 1 point ago

Another Oregonian approving this message.

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CleanAnus 28 points ago

Lol, shit would get real pretty quickly for America’s trust fund communists if they got sent to a Chinese rice farm and had the real communist utopia experience.

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Modus_Pwninz 30 points ago

"So...where's the Starbucks in this rice patty? I'm useless without my morning latte."

...and that's how Jared discovered the bullet.

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FascistPects 2 points ago

Soy vey

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Isaiah53 8 points ago

No take-backsies.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago

I was thinking they could converse with their new Uighur friends at the slave factories...

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Not_My_Real_Acct_ 3 points ago

"why are you removing my organs?!"

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SR91Aurora 2 points ago

A few winters being rented to the Russians to build roads in Siberia will toughen their character.

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turanian_552 27 points ago

Would love to see how long the larping wannabe Antifags would last in Communist China (or, for that matter, in Stalin's Soviet Union).

The university 'professors' amongst them would be the first to perish, as per ex KGB Yuri Bezmenov.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 18 points ago

The revolution is dependent on two things:

  1. Use weak minded and lazy people to push for your system by promising free shit.

  2. Once the system is implemented, kill all the weak minded and lazy because they'll just be a burden on the system.

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sordfysh 5 points ago

China and USSR wouldn't want them. They are activists and China doesn't like activists. They like obedient conformists.

It always surprises me when artists and artisans claim to want communism. There has never been an art scene in a Communist country that looks anything like the art scenes in a capitalist country. But then again, it's usually the lazy artists who want communism. The hard workers know what's up.

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Isaiah53 20 points ago

Didn't Trump recently take a ton of flack for suggesting that the US grant visas to commie-oppressed Hong Kongers?

Edit: Trump came under fire for legally supporting them:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2019/11/27/trump-signs-bill-in-support-of-hong-kong-protesters/#7867150e312f

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Erikabodereka 19 points ago

I am on board with this.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 17 points ago

We will even throw Seattle in.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago

Oregon here. Get in line, please. :)

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago

What about Cali? I think we, The American delegation, would throw them in for free.

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burkeburke 4 points ago

China already controls Hollywood, and I'm not sure the rest of it is that valuable, would they really want it?

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 3 points ago

Forced labor is always in demand at FOXCONN.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago

Hey man, I'm trying to turn it around here. At least airlift my ass out and sell my overpriced property for a profit before we just give it away

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CommietownUSA 10 points ago

I wish POTUS would make this happen. We need patriots 🇺🇸🇺🇸, not commies.

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Transgirl_4_Trump 9 points ago

I'll take some based Hong Kong students any day!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago

Because what is China?

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FreshFriggy 8 points ago

checked and based. Kek.

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duckstuck 7 points ago

How do we make this happen? It would be great for both parties.

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remember1776 5 points ago

I would love to take Hong Kong's economy into our fold. Something they've been building for a century thanks to FREE MARKETS.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago

Send us CHINA IS ASSHOE guy.

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nimblenate 2 points ago

He is a legend.

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Zippythekid 5 points ago

God I would love that

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w1n_B1G_w1n 5 points ago

Exactly...

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WassermanSchultz 5 points ago

I'm up for the trade.

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago

Oregon is quite harmless, hardworking, quiet and normal/nice people with lovely scenery outside the ‘Fisher Price: My First Communism’ playpen that is Portland. Going from the editors letters in the main newspaper, The Oregonian, seems the working stiffs of Portlandia are past tired of the kids endless larping.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago

I vote, yes.

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shipoutofdanger 3 points ago

same guy on the right there wants to get rid of the Confederate Flag.

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Donaldtrump20-20 3 points ago

I’d take that deal. All our commies for all their patriots.

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Kolob 3 points ago

Can we? Please?

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freespeech4all 3 points ago

Yes. Only fair.

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Blackoompaloompa 3 points ago

Seriously why don't they just move. They have the white privilege to do it right? Go be a communist.

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kleindropper 3 points ago

BTW, I'm stealing this pic to troll people on Reddit if it's alright.

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leakmouth [S] 1 point ago

It would be an honor

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climatetrumpfan 3 points ago

Lol the people in Hong Kong are more American than the soycuck commie citizens in portland. Yeah we need to trade.

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Terriblesubreddit1 3 points ago

I still believe the photo on the left was a CCP photo op for propaganda to distribute to the mainland that the US is trying to interfere. Photo on the right? Fuck those guys

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DiocletianQ3T 3 points ago

Can we just trade the entire city of Portland for Hong Kong?

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MarcusAurelius 3 points ago

Oh, I'd love this 1000x. Let everyone in Portland that wants to live in a Communist utopia move to Hong Kong. And let everyone in Hong Kong who doesn't want to live under the boot of authoritarians to move to Portland.

This will be the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

No take backsies.

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QuantumBit 2 points ago

Some time back, there was a suggestion to offer a swap of Hong Kong for Puerto Rico...

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wonderfreeheromale 2 points ago

The hkers would all have a great time in the US and the Marxist would all finally understand reali communism from the gulags, but atleast they could finally make up for their white privilege there...

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Afeazo 2 points ago

There has never in the history of humanity been a successful, non-oppressive communist government.

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Ironlabel 2 points ago

What I find funny is the irony. The tards on the right part of the photo seriously think they are just like the people fighting for freedom in Hong Kong. They seriously can not see the difference between them.

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AbsurdOpinion 2 points ago

Anyone else blown away by the irony of Pelosi, Schummer and the rest fraudulently going after Trump for russian collusion and then when anarchists and domestic terrorists hold up a hammer and sickle these same dems kneel before it?

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EastwoodUSA 2 points ago

Damn commies hate their lives so they make your life a misery too! We need a final solution for these clowns!

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days_of_being_mild 2 points ago

Trump could grant asylum to Hong Kongers via executive order.

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DonaldTrumpTill2024 2 points ago

The SJW snowflake antifa BLM rioters would be begging to come back to the US after a couple months in China.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago

KEK <---- THIS FUCKING ONE!!!

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago

Free helicopter rides!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago

I live close enough to Portland- where do you want me to drop 'em off again for shipment to the PRC? Docks on the North end of town should be convenient enough, yes?

(I won't even bitch about Uwijamaya being too crowded with the newly arrived folks from HK.)

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badorangeman 2 points ago

Antifa 4 communist labor. Make the trade deal. We get hong kong refugees and they get free Antifa labor. Win Win.

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago

Definitely. Throw in New York & Portland for free.

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lolnotacat 2 points ago

I've got plenty of friends and acquaintances from HK and Taiwan. They're all based AF and good people. I'd happily trade the communist shitheads ruining our cities for more them.

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kerouac199 2 points ago

Yes, been saying this for while. We call this a win win, they will be happy in their communist prisons, and we get more pro American people.

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Flptplt 2 points ago

Unfortunately, this is where you guys are dead wrong. We definitely should not bring in any more foreigners to America. That's how we got into the shape we're in in the first place. Foreigners seem very conservative and freedom-loving when they're living in another country, they arrive in America, and suddenly what they want is identity politics and socialism.

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago

Extreme vetting.

Seriously, why doesn't Trump set up a test. Hundreds of multiple choice questions to find out if someone believes in the American constitution before they arrive.

Example of a question in the test:

Do people need an AR-15 ?

1) Yes

2) No

3) Not your fucking business what people need, commie!

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Dallasguy 6 points ago

HK protestors fear communism and hate China. They can live at my house.

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Isaiah53 6 points ago

As a former NYC resident, Hong Kongers keep a very low profile, eschew Chinatown...for obvious reasons, and work like dogs to be successful.

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youngbosnia 2 points ago

First generation immigrants are usually conservative. 2nd and 3rd generation is when it usually goes off the rails.

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SmugFrog 2 points ago

Just like most young people. The reason why that happens is not because they have some sort of genetic predisposition to vote a certain way as some would suggest, but because of Marxist indoctrination in academia. We have to go after the root of the problem.

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Flptplt 1 point ago

All right, so we'll bring them here, and then we will spay and neuter them?

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SlickVic 2 points ago

I wish we could trade these people 😔

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HillarySucks843 2 points ago

How can a person wave the communist flag like that and think they are the good guy

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DaddyTrump96 2 points ago

America: a country so great that the people who hate it refuse to leave.

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TheBestPatriots 2 points ago

AND they won’t have to deal with so many horrible white people as part of China!

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_bryan 2 points ago

We’re paying agitators in Hong Kong.

China pays agitators in Seattle.

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Dallasguy 5 points ago

We should be arming them.

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asdrubael_was_right 2 points ago

Nah the chinese would hate antifa as much as we do.

Hong Kong folks would fit in well here though.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago

You have any idea how clean and orderly Portland would be if we made this trade? Can we institute some sort of Based test to see which current residents get to stay?

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fjobb 2 points ago

Unless China gets to treat everyone in the world like that, they say no deal.

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PolzkiSlav 2 points ago

BuT tHaT wAsNt ReAl CoMuNiSm!!!11111!!!11!

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wakadon 2 points ago

let's make it happen!

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Peppers 1 point ago

100%. China would get what they want too, it's perfectly logical. Can fill a few shipping containers here

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AmericanGirl 1 point ago

Brilliant!

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AlGoreRhythm 1 point ago

I'm on board with this.

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MycologyofMAGA 1 point ago

Sounds good to me.

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Peacebears 1 point ago

Omg... I've been learning so much about CCP from SerpentZA right now. . . Do these morons with the commie flag even know what they are asking for??

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RealityCalling 1 point ago

Perfect! Set up the exchange program.

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago

Mark Hatfield (R-OR) was right when he would say "Welcome to Oregon, please don't stay long."

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DatNewbChemist 1 point ago

Can they take San Francisco too?

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nimblenate 1 point ago

You what is funny? The American flag is a symbol of freedom, so HKers carry US flag as it represents freedom.... The CCP sees this and thinks America is instigating the HK protests. They are are paranoid and delusional.

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FutureMan 1 point ago

I would do that trade in a second, and then HAMMER IN to the Hong Kongians that they should have worried about establishing a 2A of some sort, because EVERYONE who is not a moron could see that once the UK's right to HK was over, China would be wanting it back.

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trumpizkewl 1 point ago

I would literally support this

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Xavier2337 1 point ago

And now CCP made a National Security Law that we can’t hold an American flag anymore, or it will be 3-lifetime imprisonment. Fucking hell.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago

I've been thinking this since HK held our flags.

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JanetMerai 1 point ago

I'm learning Mandarin, come help us do some Comm Fu!

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago

Chyna... Let's make a deal....

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Liberals_Are_Scum 1 point ago

Give em the whole west coast

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PeteMoss 1 point ago

Deal and well throw in Pelosi and three major commies to be named later

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SJBHamilton 1 point ago

Oh my yes !

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POTUS_DonnieJ 1 point ago

Bring Hong Kong residents here in a cruise liner. Send Portland protestors there in a container ship.

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PartandParcel 1 point ago

I doubt even China would want the commie scum on our streets.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago

Let's make it happen!

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ailurus 1 point ago

Eh, its a nice deal but I want to throw in CHAZ and San Fran as well.

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Jesse3000 1 point ago

Hong Kong protestors would hate Portland too, they want freedom from oppression.

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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago

Genius!

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johnsmithshitpost 1 point ago

15 minutes after landing in HK, the Portland protestors would all turn into that Japanese photographer who went into CHAZ and got violently assaulted.

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codesherpa 1 point ago

That would be the most one-sided trade in history. We'd have to throw in Austin to sweeten the deal.

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westrock2000 1 point ago

Wow, excellent spice. So on target.

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago

I’d prefer to just trade Hong Kong for the entire West Coast. If they agree quickly, I’ll toss in the shithole that is NYC as well.

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago

I really wish there was something we could do for all the Hong Kong people being oppressed by China, that and the Weigars (sp?) because I never would have thought China would have looked at Nazi Germany and go "hold my beer".

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h4ck3l 1 point ago

Needs to be cornerstone of any new China trade deal.

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Bubbahax 1 point ago

We could turn CHAZ into New Hong Kong. Recapture lost ground.

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TrumpFortyFive 1 point ago

It's the same enemy: The Communist Chinese Party.

They're out to destroy Hong Kong and the United States.

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nimblenate 1 point ago

Aye, they are behind BLM and Antifa.

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Magakekdon33 1 point ago

Yes! No tariffs on those incoming Hong Kongers!

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kleindropper 1 point ago

Hong Kong is about 7.5 million people. Clearing out 7.5 million pinkos from the US and sending them to the Chicoms in exchange would be a Godsend.

Let's make this happen.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago

Let's have a protestor trade!!!!!!!!!!

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HTTP_404 1 point ago

That's really good!

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H_Guderian 1 point ago

Can we trade the cities as well? I have a feeling Portland won't get that smell out for a long time.

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L1ttleb1rd 1 point ago

Freaking spot on!

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SmugFrog 1 point ago

Yes! Please make it happen! Best trade deal ever!

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CraniometricSunray 1 point ago

Everyday and twice on Sunday...gunday

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Cup_O_Covfefe 1 point ago

Open communists should be BOOGALOO'ED on sight.

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Biglymike 1 point ago

Hi, i'm a Portlander and I approve this message

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Pwr2lbs 1 point ago

Ill allow it.

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behemoth887 1 point ago

china will never take that deal cuz they know the libs are totally worthless. they even made a word up for them called baizou

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Satou 1 point ago

please do

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TenScoops 1 point ago

based protester trading

yuge market potential

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thetenman 1 point ago

Those Hong Kong protestors will have children and those children will be taught to hate white people. You are just adding to our problems. I suspect a that is why you traffic in these cucked memes.

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TheNatureOfBobo 1 point ago

If antifa asshoes meant what they said with their incoherent protest screaming, they'd jump at the chance for this. But them joining the Glorious People's Communistic Paradise of China doesn't destroy the USA (it'd actually make the USA stronger!), so it wouldn't really fit their end goal.

But I'd happily send over every skinny manbun soyboy and bluehair dicklady in an instant and welcome in all the based HK protester pedes. Literally any time. Can it happen now?

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Bogeywoods 1 point ago

I love this idea. Plus we should buy Greenland while we are at it.

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Mentos25 1 point ago

I misread it and thought it said Poland, and I was sad because I think so highly of Poland. Then I re-read it and saw it was Portland.... shit.

(I'm from oregon)

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nimblenate 1 point ago

In HK the police are CCP. In US the protesters are CCP.

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Grond999 1 point ago

Great meme. HK is over. It happens quickly.

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EpicPede -1 points ago

Please no more immigrants

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SabayaPitman -2 points ago

I’d rather have a White commie than any Chinese.

You can torture the commie out of the White man. You can’t make the Chinese not Chinese.