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ohpleaseuhhelpame 610 points ago +610 / -0

of course scripted questions with rehearsed answers. no surprise here

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Lassosummoner 354 points ago +355 / -1

He can't afford to call a reporter who throws him a curveball otherwise many will realize he has dementia.

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M16A4 411 points ago +411 / -0

Fucking hell.

Him saying "they gave me a list to call on" is clear indication of mental decline.

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omegapede 368 points ago +368 / -0

"Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet" - Krusty the Clown

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CmonGubMintGibMe 147 points ago +147 / -0

I'm sorry, I can't divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal. Oohhh... it's too hot today.

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pepe_lives_matter 51 points ago +51 / -0

Kek

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 46 points ago +47 / -1

Hearing classic Simpsons quotes just reaffirms that I'm in the right place.

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Freshcope 22 points ago +22 / -0

No Apu allowed though, ya bigots.

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ChicomUberAlles 8 points ago +8 / -0

get that brown indan off the show! Raysis

... continue reading thread?
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Necrovoter 11 points ago +11 / -0

"One of Jeffrey Epstein’s public accusers claims she had to give a foot massage to The Simpsons creator Matt Groening while on the rich criminal’s private jet, though she was repulsed by the cartoonist’s “crusty toes,”

So Matt is his own inspiration for Krusty?

... continue reading thread?
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DickTick 53 points ago +53 / -0

"fuck you San Diego"

Feels like one of those Ron Burgundy moments

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CantThinkOfUserName 34 points ago +34 / -0

Someone needs to hack his teleprompter and put the N-word on it.

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DickTick 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hell he'd probably fuck that up too

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CantThinkOfUserName 8 points ago +8 / -0

You would probably need to type nagger and Biden would flub it.

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INK10 3 points ago +4 / -1

I think it would roll trippingly off his tongue. He's said it before, his brain would just go right along with the word.

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Antifederalist 10 points ago +11 / -1

big brain...i say give him a teleprompter for the debates, drop it in there. Watch Trump make the shocked pikachu face.

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Swedistan 3 points ago +4 / -1

Doesn't matter. The "rules" only apply to you.

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pepe_lives_matter 25 points ago +25 / -0

At least he won’t remember it.

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Bye-den 5 points ago +5 / -0

at least he admits it (if unwittingly). maybe he wants this to be over.

all it would take is for him to lose his dentures while talking. you can do it, Joke!

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edxzxz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jill Biden needs to shove her hand further up Joe's ass - her grip on his talky parts seems to be slipping!

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the-new-style 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

Talking of Jill Biden

Here she is with Michelle Obama accepting a children's book A Carribean Journey in 2009.

Why is that remarkable? I hear you ask.

The presenter was Cecile deJongh, wife of John deJongh, an Obama endorsed Governor of The US Virgin Islands.

At the time Jeffrey Epstein was in prison for procuring an underage girl for prostitution and of soliciting a prostitute.

The connection ... Cecile is a Director of the Epstein Foundation, and the foundation gave John $1m for his campaign.

John was investigated for corruption and even arrested on embezzlement charges and Eric Holder, who is also from the US Virgin Islands, sent a couple of swell guys to investigate.

Those couple of DoJ guys are convicted of bribery and our friend John finds his case is dropped.

deJongh also gave tax breaks to Glacial Energy which was money laundering using Congolese blood diamonds.

Marjorie Rawls Roberts, an Obama fundraiser on the islands, is good friends with Margie Duncan, Glacial Energy’s director of public and government relations - the two appear in photos together posted to Marjorie's Facebook

There's so much more down this rabbit hole that you start to question lots of things.

Such as Why is Joe Biden known as St. Croix’s Most Distinguished Tourist - he vacations in the Us Virgin islands every year.

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edxzxz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you! What you just did there, that's what journalism could be if today's 'reporters' gave one single shit about digging and finding the truth. You've given me a very interesting night's worth of reading.

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Pandas4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isn't Biden is rich enough to tour the world's best climate in Maui? What's he doing in a middle class tourist destination?

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2016again 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems like a fairly tight knit group had their paws on billions and billions of US dollars. It is a web of politicians, marxists and researchers.

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Magastein143 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahaha this is comical

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Cocobolo 3 points ago +4 / -1

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT

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CheetoVonTweeto 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Simpsons references. The best!

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ianpatrick1966 121 points ago +121 / -0

And he thought the guys name was Alex AP not Alex from AP. You can tell from his inflection.

Jesus tapdancing christ

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residue69 71 points ago +71 / -0

Member when President Trump said "Tim Apple" and that was "news" for months? I'll bet we never hear a peep about Alex AP.

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MaouRem 18 points ago +18 / -0

There's a difference between naming the CEO after the name of the company he owns and naming an employee after the name of the company he works for, makes the employee sound more influential in the company than he is

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BritPedeMEGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I remember that now that you mention it. That’s what I love about our Don. He has a shorthand way of talking that the normal man in the street instantly knows what he means. He talks like normal people, not in the maddening politician vague way like the Cryin Chucks and Pencil Neck Schiffs of the world does.

I recall him saying “blah blah Tim Apple...” and I knew what the context was. Who remembers that his last name is cook? He said Tim apple, and my association was “oh yeah, that Tim bloke that heads up apple.” I didn’t think for a nanosecond his last name was bloody apple. Same if trump said “blah blah John Cisco” with a little pause between the words.

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during his NYC construction days putting on a hard hat and walking amongst the 2x4 studs talking to his men. I respect him and I imagine his men respected him because he knows the difference between a hammer drill and an impact driver and how XYZ wall should be built. A good general should be able to do and understand practically everything his troops do.

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zerofoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

The guy understands PSI as a measurement of concrete compression strength. He’s not a dope.

I know a few engineers who don’t know how much a yard of concrete weighs.

... continue reading thread?
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formula 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tim Apple makes sense because Donald Trump owns the Trump company.

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SpezsChinHasPoohGoo 10 points ago +12 / -2

Months? These shitlibs are still going on about it as if it was the single best gotcha on earth.

The left can’t meme.

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mugatucrazypills 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only part of Reddit still worth visiting is ask Trump supporters. It's almost breathtaking to watch non supporters hamster Biden as some kind of Mensa candidate with churchhilian razor wit.

If you point off that he routinely confuses thousands with millions and up with down and is generally inverted and off by 3 orders of magnitude in his thinking. They'll tell you is because he's solving space time differential equations in his head.

If you point out he's absent minded it's because he's a genius and is about to finish lt. data's positronic matrix

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hotties for Trump ?

I do miss it so...

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TheMutualist 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you listen to the actual conversation it just sounds like Trump rushed the word 'and.' I think he was just meaning to thank Tim and Apple. It's similar to the bigly moment when he really just said big league.

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tommichael522 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. Tim Apple. Fuck I didn't notice until the news kept harping on it. I mean don't all self made-Billionaire's name their business with the family name? Oh, nevermind.

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sixfingerdildo 16 points ago +17 / -1

Holy crap you're right... Bumbling Biden, how is this knucklehead still in office?!

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BestTimeToBAlive 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lol. Technically he’s not in office anymore.

Unless this country is so batshit crazy that they vote this corrupt fool back.

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sixfingerdildo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Heh yeah meant politics or public. But he sure acts like he's still in office, bloviate and do nothing.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's in a position (guaranteed Dem POTUS nominee) which required a whole lot of votes from the public to put him there. More than any Senator or House member needed to get into their current positions.

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GumMint 12 points ago +12 / -0
  • "Tim Apple": Discussed in the news for weeks.

  • "Alex AP" (Associated Press): Won't be mentioned at all. Just watch.

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sixfingerdildo 12 points ago +13 / -1

Holy crap you're right... Bumbling Biden, how is this knucklehead still in office?!

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ianpatrick1966 15 points ago +15 / -0

Listen to this, later in the press conference... https://youtu.be/gYS1Uty-FbA?t=2658

Who was I supposed to go to next?

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sixfingerdildo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Worst puppet ever

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Georgiamom 8 points ago +8 / -0

"cardboard candidate"

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Antifederalist 9 points ago +9 / -0

At very end he talks about the statues. He mentions Lincoln, then says it's a bad example, then says he meant Jefferson, and mentions pulling him (Jefferson) off his chair.

JEFFERSON IS STANDING AND LINCOLN IS SITTING.

THIS GUY HAS BEEN IN DC FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS AND DOESN'T KNOW THAT?

I've been in DC 4 times in my entire life and I know that.

He's lost.

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tommichael522 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's READING off the fucking teleprompter!!! COME ON

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trumpORbust 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not in office, and hopefully never again... Imagine what joe would do to an HOA, let alone America

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MW23232 5 points ago +5 / -0

He probably thought that was his "rapper" type name.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep I caught that too. He doesnt realize that stands for associated press. Scary.

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

:)

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NaCl_Miner 1 point ago +5 / -4

Wouldn't it be great if Kayleigh held up a notecard tomorrow and said "JimCNN" while looking confused?

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fjobb 18 points ago +18 / -0

They probably also dressed him and fed him to.

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M16A4 14 points ago +14 / -0

Time for Joe's diaper change!

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ticl 10 points ago +10 / -0

He could use hilldabeast's left overs

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://youtu.be/46Va_rO8_IY

Nope, now it is.

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HyperCarbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

It cracks me up how much the other side just wants to get rid of Trump. The DNC could run a bag of corn chips and they would vote for it.

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

At least the corn chips would be salty and delicious, instead of racist and senile.

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably even pooping his pants for him too!

Oh the humanity!

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Racerx719 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meanwhile at CNN: Biden sounding very presidential at press conference

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indeed. I can’t see how Biden even wants to be there or even running. I mean why bother? He’s got millions. He’s got everything he’s ever wanted. Just retire, stay outta the limelight and ride off to the sunset. It’s somewhat sad to see the D org continue to push a man on that clearly they shouldn’t be pushing on. It’s practically cruel. It could well be in his moments of lucidity he’s realized he’s bitten off more than he can chew but has to play it out to save face. The decline over the last year has been quite marked. Only a couple years ago he was reasonably sharp.

No fan of Biden ever but one almost feels sorry for him at this point. I mean Christ dems, you were so proud that you couldn’t just swallow your ideological bullshit for one second and let Sanders or someone else win it fair and square? Sanders is a loon also as are the others (the military woman white suit can’t recall name of, the least loony but still a bit whack) but at least it would have been a fair fight come the debates and shocker, we may have got to taking about policy and having sanders economically untenable policies forensically examined.

But no.

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M16A4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gabbard is white suite lady.

The Dems prop up old man because he's a push over. He will carry out the greater agenda with little pushback

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JonnyB 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone with an IQ that's a positive integer would know not to say that out loud.

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kekNation 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell, he though AP was the associated press guy’s last name.

He didn’t even understand the point of the list. “Here are reporters who will ask you friendly questions. Look around the room then say the name as if you recognize them.”

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GitmObama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can somebody make a list on who he called upon? You know, for research.

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Hurtkussel69 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Is Alex A. P. out there?"

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

"why is this not a list of prepubescent girls?"

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NaCl_Miner 11 points ago +14 / -3

I could see him having a list of reporters to call on since everyone is remote, but having the questions already is WTF.

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

He can't afford to have a reporter throw him a softball question

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DinosaurAlert 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can't afford to call a reporter who throws him a curveball

"Mr. Biden, do you know what year it is? What month? What season? What date?"

"Could you draw a picture of a clock with all the numbers in the correct spots?"

"Mr. Biden, please say the phrase "No ifs, ands or buts."

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't imagine who doesn't already realize he has dementia, except, of course, people who have dementia themselves.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 1 point ago +2 / -1

So you are telling me that OANN's Chanel Rion wasn't in the order to ask Dementia Joe a question?

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Toohershat 51 points ago +51 / -0

Scripted questions, rehearsed answers, then a list of names "Alex AP" (Associated Press). Of course Alex will wave his hand at this moment and ask the question for which Biden has practiced the rehearsed answer which is probably also written down right in front of him. Literally Brainless!!!

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would be great if the general population could see this. As it stands, most have no idea what his mental capacity really is

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DemsFuckKids 21 points ago +21 / -0

no surprises about no surprises?

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ianpatrick1966 29 points ago +29 / -0

EVEN MORE DAMNING

https://youtu.be/gYS1Uty-FbA?t=2658

"Who was I supposed to go to next?"

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Rainman 12 points ago +12 / -0

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? "I gotta make sure I get the woman at the newspaper before I leave here?"

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DemsFuckKids 7 points ago +7 / -0

sleeeeeeepy

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's SHOT

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madlad2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

More importantly he has a list of scripted answers to the scripted questions hes suspose to parrot when asked just like when Hillary used being at home "preparing for the debates" as an excuse for not being out campaining.

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babyface 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm starting to realize the dangers of AI.

I mean, if the vegetable that is Biden can managed to get a significant share of the votes, we're pretty close to a robot running a program being able to do a better job on the stage.

At least the robot would be consistent. Biden doesn't answer any question the same way twice. You could build a Biden Answer Generator algorithm and it would be more consistent using pure randomness than Biden is while using what's left of his brain.

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SunriseBuster 8 points ago +8 / -0

I see you haven't met Joe Biden insult bot yet...

https://twitter.com/BidenInsultBot?s=09

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CannonballJunior 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't think there will be a debate. Seriously, how can the Dims possibly allow Hidin' Biden to debate Trump? His mental faculties appear to have decreased even further just in the few months since the last Dim primary debate.

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N7fury 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is such a complete and utter joke. They're actually really shitty at covering up what they are doing, and, if we let them win, perhaps, we deserve it.

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Womb__Raider3 8 points ago +8 / -0

He still fucks up. That's the funny thing.

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Polks_Corps 7 points ago +7 / -0

...and he still fucks it up

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUS SHOULD ONLY CALL ON OAN & NEWSMAX REPORTERS NOW!!!!!

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 145 points ago +149 / -4

Will never happen. There will be excuses. Many excuses.

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deleted 65 points ago +65 / -0
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RonPaulWasRight 15 points ago +15 / -0

Buried into nonexistence like Tara Reade's rape allegations? Got it.

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iouybiy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am counting on Trump to have Tara at the debates

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 52 points ago +53 / -1

This a thousand times. He will be destroyed in a debate.

Chances are they also pump him up on a bunch of amphetamines to push his clarity and then he either blows out some more blood vessels or just collapses.

If it happens I predict Biden will collapse on stage.

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olliec420 18 points ago +18 / -0

If it happens I predict Biden will collapse on stage.

That would be better than that fly landing on that rotting stinking pile of filth's face in the last election!

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fickelbra 7 points ago +7 / -0

That fly has done more for American politics than most senators.

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Regardless 28 points ago +28 / -0

Virtue signaling Biden will say something like he won’t debate a racist like Trump and the media will praise him for being so brave.

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pepe_lives_matter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good, let them make themselves look weak all the day long. Hold their feet to that fire.

Imagine, leader of the worlds biggest super power being elected without a debate? Has that EVER happened?

I mean, I know it’s [current_year] and all, but come on man, that’s a bunch of malarkey.

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ChuckedBeef 10 points ago +10 / -0

If it's not a live debate POTUS should decline to participate. A virtual debate will be a camera on Biden with a room full of lawyers and PR people talking into his ear piece with a giant screen TV on the opposite wall.. that's assuming we don't get a body double as well.

Uh uh, nope. Debate live on stage in front of the world or not at all.

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wewongetoveritmaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heard biden agreed to 3 debates

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rooftoptendie 29 points ago +29 / -0

ohhhh somebody wants to see dat cage fight.

SOMEBODY gotta fight him in the ring. Watching GEOTUS debate is a thousand times better than boxing or ufc. Hes the heavyweight champion of live debate, we would be so cheated if no one will step up.

WE DESERVE LIVE DEBATES. It's a time honored tradition, they can't just duck out.

But watch, they will. If I was Biden's handler, I would be very adamantly against any debate whatsoever. I would weasel out of it any freaking way I could think of. If it came down to it, I'd say my limo driver got lost on the way to the debate location and ran out of gas. Anything.

Watching GEOTUS with Biden would be like watching a lion fight an overfed gerbil. Theres no way the DNC can let that happen.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

It will be like Orcas fucking around with seals before finally eating them whole.

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blackfay 22 points ago +22 / -0

Executive Order: No debate, no election

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madlad2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

That would just give the communists fodder to say hes a tyrant and pretend to take the science high ground on wuhan flu.

Trump needs to push hard for an unmoderated, teleconfrence debate. No softball questions, no spin let it be organic.

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blackfay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does it matter if they steal the election? No debate = they prob steal this.

Doesn't matter what Trump pushes for if they make the decisions. We need to make the decisions for them.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 20 points ago +20 / -0

100%

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Pres_Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

There are 3 debates agreed to already.

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stratocaster_patriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

And Biden, at the end, committed to all 3 but we know the guy is a lying dog faced pony soldier. The fact that he said, "he is looking forward to it," tells me he has no intention of doing it. If I were going to flake out on something and I knew it I would claim it was something I really wanted and so the cancellation was obviously out of my hands.

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pepe_lives_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please oh please oh please

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

meaningless though. they can still back out due to covid or can't make it because of peaceful protestors. it'll end up being tele debate if at all.

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texaspede 9 points ago +9 / -0

We've had presidential debates almost as long as Biden was a senator, you can't mess with tradition like that Joe! It needs to be live too, I don't trust the DNC in the least and between AI and CGI it'd be easy to fake a phoned in appearance.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then have the president at one podium and have an empty podium on the other end of the stage.

And the president can say all of the people willing to be president are currently on stage.

Then a 2hr commercial free Trump rally happens at the presidential debates.

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RedAltoids 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking he could hire a Biden impersonator and do a mock debate.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want a video conference so they can splice in prerecorded answers or have him read a script. He will already have the questions, no doubt about it.

Joe is not a good extemporaneous speaker. Even with a script he struggles. And whenever challenged, he gets flustered as fuck.

Live debates only.

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OGRapHat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden will magically get the rona and stay in his Delaware basement.

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DwellerMike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never gonna happen. 100%

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gromenawer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even in the worse case scenario, that they are not in same room because corona or any other excuse, there could be a televise real debate still.

The only thing that need to be ensure is that the candidates (Biden) don't have somebody snitching the answers via teleprompter, audio device, or whatever. Which can be ensure if the each other party, send delegates to the other person stage to check that everything is in order and they are not cheating.

This is done on polling stations all the time for example. You have observers from all the parties in the table, checking that the rules are followed.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'll just get the questions in advance anyway.

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donalds_stones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does it really matter though?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably not. Hillary got the questions in advance and still got her shitty diaper kicked up her ass.

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JonnyB 1 point ago +1 / -0

But but it will kill everyone because COVID could lead to extinction!

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sideOfBeef2016 180 points ago +180 / -0

"They gave me a list"

Thanks for telling us point blank this is scripted, now who the fuck is "they"

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TrumpTrain 56 points ago +56 / -0

Puppet Masters

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Taker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look, they are... you know, the thing...

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drivebypooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

They/them

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timmythetooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every fucking time.

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DTDTCCIA 154 points ago +155 / -1

"Is Alex A.P. out there?” His dementia is so bad he doesn’t know he’s supposed to call on Alex from AP (Associated Press).

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Light_HIV_Effect 47 points ago +47 / -0

"Is there a Jerry ABC? Jerry ABC, are you out there?"

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stratocaster_patriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Is there an Ima? Ima BBC?"

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duallyford 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ima is out with 67 Covid symptoms.

Ivana took over...

"Ivana BBC? Are you out there? Anybody?"

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sharkman100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a huh huh you know the thing!

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PANTIFA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Is there a Kendra 16 NSA .... oh shit that's the wrong list"

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ailurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

BBC? Oh, you mean Corn Pop? Corn Pop, you out there you bad dude?

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DJTrumpMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Jill Biden told me a story about...I mean Jill, my wife..." He's literally reading this and can't figure out he's supposed to reference his wife and NOT call her Jill Biden in the process.

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ianpatrick1966 10 points ago +11 / -1

Immediately what I picked on too.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 9 points ago +9 / -0

Possibly Alex the Autonomous Presstitute?

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Alpha 8 points ago +8 / -0

He almost called "Long Pause"

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PelosisPetrifiedPuss 8 points ago +8 / -0

Something tells me this won't get the same attention as "Tim Apple"

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HughGRection 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a shit show supreme. I'd say that his campaign slaps their forehead a dozen times a day over this guy. However, they have probably realized it doesn't matter if he sticks his thumb up his ass and then proceeds to suck on it on live TV, Dems will vote for him.

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Coslin 3 points ago +3 / -0

This can be fun -

"Eyentu? Eyentu are you out there? Must be from our friends in Africa. From the BBW group? Eyentu BBW?"

"Kreessum? How about you, Kreesum? From the Yungai committee? Kreessum Yungai? Do you have a question for me?"

And on and on and on..

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MakeAmericaGreat9 128 points ago +128 / -0

Are we fucking surprised?

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gogueofreeee 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'm shocked

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TrumpTrain 18 points ago +18 / -0

MSM is so shocked that they are paralyzed and won’t be able to report on this at all

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gogueofreeee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who would want to know that the democrats are running a corporate puppet candidate whose message is carefully crafted by the interests paying those reporters? No one I can think of!

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rooftoptendie 17 points ago +17 / -0

No but I just kek'd til my sides ached. This is so great. He really is an appropriate mascot for the left.

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PatrioticMemeLord 13 points ago +14 / -1 (edited)

This is just a bunch of MALARKEY!

DUMB centipede lying dog faced pony soldiers!

Their was a man that once said I have a dream...and...uhhhh...you know the thing!

Look me over if you like what you see otherwise vote for the other guy.

I'm Joe Biden and I've already forgotten this message.

Spez: On a serious note how can modern liberal leaning people, or centrists even entertain the idea of voting for this guy. He clearly is exhibiting frequent signs of alzheimers or dementia. The polls are rigged and I will never for a second believe more than a handful of tards support this globalist sock-puppet.

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Hillary4Prison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadly it’s much more than a handful. Not a majority at all imo but the brainwashing is real and rampant and DEEP in peoples’ (especially recent college grads and the social media mob) psyches.

Do not underestimate the opposition here. Pedes must hold strong and work overtime to dispense red pills. Attacking Biden won’t even work most likely - the programmed masses would GLADLY vote for Hitler reincarnate over Trump

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PatrioticMemeLord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do not underestimate the opposition here. Pedes must hold strong and work overtime to dispense red pills

I make a habit of doing this with as many people as I can wherever possible, and I agree that we all should be doing this as much as possible.

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Fox_Archipelago2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

He actually pulled out the lying dog faced pony line on the final reporter of the presser.

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GoldenPlains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen here cornpop!

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're not. The left isn't either; they're like "...so what?"

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Anaconda 104 points ago +106 / -2

Even Hillary was able to hide doing this when she campaigned. Joe is even more half-assed about this whole campaign than she was.

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HughGRection 44 points ago +44 / -0

He isn't even phoning it in, at this point.

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Beat_to_Quarters 27 points ago +27 / -0

He cant help it.

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ChuckedBeef 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's almost like he is saying "Help Me!" as if he's being held hostage. He's not an honest man, at all, so something is up.

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Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha maybe he thinks they will off him if elected for the VP candidate.

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MuadDon 14 points ago +14 / -0

They saw how dumb their followers are and decided they don't need to work so hard for the support they need.

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SadPangolin 8 points ago +8 / -0

They know the only way he's going to win is through electoral fraud, so there's no need to work too hard.

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YuugeNews 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember the "Hillary Hump"

She was wired for remote help, and I'm sure she though the whispering in her ear was just another satanic voice in her head urging her to kill...

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dgiangiulio228 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary "well, is it working?" Clinton

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Chicago_Righty 59 points ago +59 / -0

He will dodge the debates too.. just watch this scum bag

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Regardless 19 points ago +19 / -0

He will say something like he won’t debate a racist like Trump and the media will praise Biden for it nonstop.

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MayonnaiseChicken 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean “dog faced pony soldier”

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oh, ha ha, my teleprompter is giving me the wrong answer" "oh ha ha, there are like five people in my ear piece and I can't figure out what they are saying"

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zippdoodaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump needs to go to the debate even if there is just an empty podium there. Biden can either debate or look like a giant pussy.

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've suggested it before but Trump should debate video clips of Biden. It would be epic!

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ghettopimp 44 points ago +44 / -0

They won't let him debate

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 43 points ago +43 / -0

He thinks "AP" is alex's last name, I guarantee it. He's a fucking clueless moron

Just add this clip to the mountain of evidence that the m5m colludes with the dnc.

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Slick_Willy 41 points ago +41 / -0

Puppet put in place so the DNC powers can choose the actual President.

200 million possible people the DNC primaries could have elected as their candidate and the people 'choose' a dementia riddled 80 year old retard bully with severe anger issues.

Laughable.

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iminurbas3 13 points ago +13 / -0

A little respect please, some of those voters were good conservatives when they were alive.

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residue69 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot child sniffer.

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Libertas1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Breast rubber

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residue69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pre-pubescent nipple pincher.

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rapist. I believe Tara Reade. This needs more traction.

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BurgerChef90 27 points ago +27 / -0

"We need someone who takes responsibility and doesn't blame others"

Isn't that the ENTIRE Democrat platform? They've been blaming Trump for everything the last 3+ years, now they have the audacity to say we need someone who will take responsibility? That's funny.

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stealthboy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their words have zero meaning anymore. Everything they say is entirely projection.

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Mrsattorney 25 points ago +25 / -0

In an unscripted moment at the end, Biden called on Doug McKelway (Fox News) who asked him about his own potential cognitive impairment. Biden replied, "...oh I'm tested...I'm tested all the time..." This raises a lot of questions. What does he mean, he's "tested all the time?" Tested for what, and where are the results of these tests? There's no need for a healthy person to be tested repeatedly.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tested by his quick-witted responses to hard-hitting questions from the media and totally lit replies to the haters in Twitter!

Oh wait, that's Trump I'm thinking of. You know the meme of Biden using a crossword as a maze? I think they're telling him those are dementia tests and he's aceing them.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 20 points ago +20 / -0

He will only answer questions that Donna The Buffalo writes for him.

Those questions are given ONLY to the "journalists" on the list he references.

Of course he wasn't supposed to SAY that out loud! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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GenericInsult 15 points ago +15 / -0

Low energy dementia patient. Sad they are exploiting him like that.

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Cheesemaker 15 points ago +15 / -0

Alex AP, is that the brother of Joanna CNN?

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Beat_to_Quarters 15 points ago +15 / -0

"He wasnt supposed to say he had a preapproved list, god dammit!"

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ADAM_SCHITT 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can just imagine his handlers face palming.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can imagine Symone Sanders needing two palms in order to get that whole big face.

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303Cal 14 points ago +14 / -0

He will still fuck it up. If anyone honestly votes for this man they must have less of a brain then he does.

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stratocaster_patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

They do. Look at the people standing behind him every time he makes a gaffe. You can see their eyes go "Oooooh fuuuuuuck" and yet their smile is frozen on their faces. Eventually the look leaves their eyes and they're back to acting like he's their hero (maybe he is) and waving their signs. It's so funny to watch.

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DrAugustBalls 13 points ago +13 / -0

The man is an empty shell. Completely incapable of independent thought, so everything is scripted and orchestrated for him.

If it didn’t pose such a threat to the future of our country, it would be a little bit sad.

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ShugDiSano 3 points ago +3 / -0

Empty Cloak.

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geewiz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine my shock

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Oback_Barama 12 points ago +12 / -0

At this point he’s just reading whatever they put in front of him. How long until he has his Ron Burgundy moment?

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody needs to get in there and slip a post it note or something into his talking points portfolio.

"Joe, it is VERY IMPORTANT you read this verbatim:

What I'll tell you is, while I agree that Donald Trump is the most qualified president we've ever had--short pause for dramatic effect--nobody handles children like I do. And I think the American people need to ask themselves, do we want some sort of creepy, disgusting, racist slack-jawed kiddy-sniffer running this country? Or do we want the best guy for the job? I don't know about you, but you know who I'm voting for. Thank you."

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jamrs 1 point ago +1 / -0

You put some real thought into this. I love it. lol

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Mitschu 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Joe, last time you were fooled by some malarkey, somebody made a fake talking point and tried to make us look stupid. The only way to fix this is to make people think that reading from notes is normal, so hold this note up so that everybody can see it, and read with GUSTO. Read like you're SUPPOSED to be reading it, so we can recover from the faux pas. Remember: LOUD AND PROUD.

My fellow Americans, a travesty has occurred on this stage! We have discovered that one candidate does not have the fortitude, the gumption, the WILL to lead by instruction. According to my top experts, not only is one candidate senile, but the other doesn't even use scripted notes to form his narrative. What kind of poor leadership doesn't have the ability to do as told, and nothing else? As for the shocking allegations of mental incontinence, I assure you, I have proof. [Turn note over. Remember: GUSTO! Really SELL this evidence!]

Grapefruit wedges are neon turbulence, and yes it is, but goddamnit, this is China, not Canada! Donald Trump IS a meanie. Bill Clinton IS a rapist. And I, Joe Biden, [POUND CHEST FOR MAXIMUM EMPHASIS] swear to you, the American people, to water the fat disco cunt with my teeth! God bless, no questions, and remember, I concede."

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DJTrumpMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm glad that someone posted this. He also says a bit later, "Who am I supposed to go next? I know I need to go to the Delaware (newspaper)." He then looks down to his notes to determine what reporter and question is next. They must've been prepping Sleepy Joe for weeks and setting it all up to he stays on script.

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Chilen 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is actually pretty HUGE!

President Donald Trump's greatest accomplishment as president may very well be how he has exposed how corrupt and evil the Democrat party is.

I don't know how anyone with even a smidgen of a brain can not see this and still even consider voting for these scumbags.

I will at least give the democrates some credit though, their degeneracy is just non-stop. They attack from every angle and are relentless. And they cover absolutely every angle to hide and cover their lies and cheating.

I use the term "brainwashing" a lot, but in actuality, I don't say it nearly enough because that is exaclty what has happened to people who cannot see through all of the demorats bullshit. They are completely and utterly brainwashed into not seeing it.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 11 points ago +11 / -0

What a bizarre "press conference". A gaffe about scratching, a deer in the headlights awkward long pause, ball less and dick less "reporters" treating him like a guy trying to hit on a girl at bar, and at the end he goes, "I can't go any further I'm in trouble".

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 10 points ago +10 / -0

It can read on its own!

So much progress being made. Quick! Make him President!

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iminurbas3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd rather have a potato for President.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

No more Kenyans in the White House, please.....

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AbrahamLincoln 9 points ago +9 / -0

The real question is, how to we swap that list for a different one? "Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch?"

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amanda? Amanda Hugginkiss? C'mon, I need Amanda Hugginkiss!

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women_for_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holden MaGrowin? Anyone seen him, Holden MaGrowin?

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump goes on like he's in a marathon and takes countless "have you quit beating your wife" BS from reporters and this guy can't even do 15 minutes with the questions known ahead of time.

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Basil2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nothing new under the sun, normal stuff. Depends on the setting

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Kubix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whan an absolute joke. How could anyone with half a brain look at this skin suit and think "There is the next president". I can't wait for President Trump to chew him up and spit him out during the debates.

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fablong 1 point ago +3 / -2

We all know there won't be debates. They will find some excuse.

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Brimos50 7 points ago +7 / -0

This will be his debate, scripted questions and answers. Is this really considered a press conference or a puppet theater?

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VictoryInDefiance 6 points ago +6 / -0

If we didn't quite know before, we definitely know now - he's TRYING to lose.

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siliconia 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know we joke and that there's truth to his mental decline, but holy shit.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alex AP... you mean Alex from the Associated Press? >.< dude has no clue what is even going on. Put him back in the basement and fetch his nurse.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +6 / -1

GEOTUS should just copy this exactly and do the same: "I have a list, is Chanel, OAN out there? How about Alex, Infowars.com? Rush from EIB?"

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Smurfection 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden is just revealing what we knew all along. The Press is working with the Democrat party. It has been for decades. That's why John McCain and Mitt Romney got good press, until they ran against Obama.

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RohdKill_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alex AP ... Mr. Alex Associated Press if you nasty...

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm happy to take questions, if you have them"

SILENCE

"They gave me a list..."

What kind of sub-functional retard can listen to that and not immediately know this entire PC is a charade? First time in three months the media has gotten to ask Kid Sniffer questions, and his statement clearly indicating it's time to ask questions is met with total silence? HONK HONK!

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems are largely sub-functional. That's why they can't find anything better to do than uselessly march up and down the streets, destroying other people's property.

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TheoryMeltFool 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alex AP

This fucking moron can't even tell that it's supposed to be "Alex from the Associated Press"!!

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Magakekdon33 5 points ago +5 / -0

AP (Ass-ociated Press). "Is Alex AP out there?"

My God! Biden is brain dead or an idiot!

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NoPrisners 5 points ago +5 / -0

This man will get vaporized in a debate with Trump.

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there is a debate.

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ladypatriot_games 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck?! Imagine if Trump said that!!

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Slothboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Alex AP"

lol

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BigCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm assuming AP means Associated Press and not Alex's last name?

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Donald17 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no. List is much longer than only Dem party :(

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Batmann58 4 points ago +4 / -0

AFTER 8 YEARS OF BLAMING BUSH FOR EVERYTHING!

Spez: looking at the caption.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I'd be happy to take your questions, if you have any...

Silence.

I'm supposed to read names from this list...

Fucking lol.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can't shout out questions because the cards would fet out of order.

What a joke!

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 4 points ago +4 / -0

You said the quiet part loud again Joe.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love when puppets admit they're controlled

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justforthissubred 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden: "...and doesn't blame others."

Also Biden: "Russia Russia Russia!!!"

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InterloperKO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Alex AP out there?

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why on earth would he need to be asked pre-arranged questions? He can barely remember where his fingers are.

Could it be that this list includes those reporters who have already made an agreement with the Biden Campaign to "not ask serious, tough, complicated or even difficult to understand questions"?

Joe Biden - A Simple Leader

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Gmama2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am convinced this is what the "debates" will look like EXCEPT Biden will insist he stay in his basement, and he will have the questions ahead of time, and will blatantly read answers off the teleprompter. The press will claim anyone who says this is what happened is a conspiracy theorist.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure GEOTUS will point this out to people. (He should have pointed out the Bag Lady's rigged podium in 2016).

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left cannot survive without censorship.

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +4 / -0

When asked about dementia he said he's been tested, and he gets tested constantly. What were the results? Why would he be tested constantly? I think he meant he gets tested for COVID.

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PhantomShield72 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is sooooooo far ahead in the polls, guys...

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IP2Network 4 points ago +4 / -0

if this grandpa wins it will be the most boring scripted 4 years ever

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GaiusOrangeJulius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next time Barry and Mike 0bama should spell out "Associated Press"

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need someone who takes responsibility and doesn't blame others

Oof, another endorsement for Trump, from the guy running away from his 40+ years of causing problems as a politicians, with a loser son running away from the responsibility that comes with knocking a stripper up.

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Shayhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love how he says "AP" like its the guys last name.

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tommichael522 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS is who we're supposedly losing too?!? Fuckkk outta here

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xxxMAGA420xxx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Facepalm

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Blackeye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such a joke

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boredrandomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden: We need someone who takes responsibility and doesn't blame others.

Oh, you mean someone who is not a democrat/socialist/communist?

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Chrismarshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Fucking eh...

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pullofthemoon 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

This debate can't come quickly enough. I absolutely cannot wait.

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siege 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Alex AP" is a fine thing to bring up next time someone tries to make hay of Trump's "Tim Apple" joke.

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

ALEX AP

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

He thinks the guys name is Alex AP and not Alex from the AP

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Libertas1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah Centpede thsi guys winning lol

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scumbag media. If they were REMOTELY fair Biden would be questioned daily

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HighIQIndividual 3 points ago +3 / -0

You could tell this shit was scripted. He didn't get angry or flustered.

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killer_of_men 3 points ago +3 / -0

Him calling the reporter a “lying dog-face” at the end was actually mildly amusing.

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Anticen 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have to protect Demented Joe from everything, even himself.

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TimeIsARetardedOval 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, fuck it, he's going to drop out after nominating his VP and getting through the convention. The pair of marbles he still has left jiggling around are so rotted he can't even manage the "DO NOT READ THIS OUT LOUD" part.

If I didn't know he was such a corrupt shithead I'd feel bad for him.

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BigPepeEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Is Alex AP out there?"

FUCKING REALLY??? fucking weirdChamp.

This is just sad, how desperate they are to win that they would prop up this corpse to run. Jesus Christ he is just not even any part there at all anymore.

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IndyTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone stop this already, this guy needs his milk toast and a padded jacket. NO SHOE STRINGS!

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SevereWeather 3 points ago +3 / -0

The media is the propaganda arm of the Democrat party, or more colloquially known as the People’s News Media in communism speak.

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nowrongwrong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone tell Kayleigh McEnany that at the next press conference, she should make all the reporters submit their questions ahead of time in writing, then call on them by name, one by one, and answer their question while reading from a card.

This is how every press conference should be done from now on until Biden is forced to answer impromptu questioning from reporters all shouting loudly over each other like she has been doing every single day.

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Alex AP? Okay, how about Nancy NPR?

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Georgiamom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah and he had the questions beforehand. Bet the answers were on the prompter.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus Christ, what a disaster.

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ParkerTruman 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he let everyone know all these questions were set up in advance. Lol. They approved certain questions. So no surprises. Hes going to flounder in the debates

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bigoof88 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's really sad what they are doing to this senile old man

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Znut55 3 points ago +3 / -0

AND just like Hillary having the questions beforehand, I GUARANTEE, ol' Joe knew the questions ahead of time too. He was too quick on his feet with answers when he struggles to remember what day it is.

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Tonightm02 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn this guy has no joke lost his mind. He needs actual medical help.

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JosephRBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look fat here’s the deal. I don’t read off a list. I can tell them apart by how they smell. Come on man check the record. You ain’t black

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peeje172 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think I read off a list?? Cmon I choose truth over fact, and we hold these truths to be... You know the thing.

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PassionFruitSmoothie 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy couldn't be anymore demented. What a complete joke of a world we live in where people can sit there and pretend with a straight face that this childfucker is sane and disregard his evil

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Trump should invite all the girls that CrEePy JoE sniffed to be his guests at the first debate and challenge him to have the MMSE cognitive test administered halfway through it.

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would he even remember them?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can't because most are from Dem families, except for Elaine Chao's relative.

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Bran1986 3 points ago +3 / -0

While wearing an ear piece....

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44-MAGANUM 3 points ago +3 / -0

So was Alex AP out there??

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Brickwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Alex AP related to Tim Apple?

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zerofoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump will wipe the floor with this guy in a debate.

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Gadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

It almost makes me feel bad for him. He didn't think saying that was a problem.

It also makes me feel bad for all the people that will justify this or rationalize it, somehow.

Trump calls on everyone, but he certainly knows who will give him a fair shake. He knows this from experience.

I can only imagine the facepalm biden's handlers are doing during this exchange.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Believe me when I say that Trump doesn't need to provoke this potato if he manages to make it to the debates. All he has to do is get his mouth running and sit back. Trump should offer his tax returns in exchange for completing a live debate just to make it clear Creepy Joe doesn't want to do a live debate.

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StaryHickory 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is guy is a walking zombie. He knows he has lost it too. He is fully aware he is senile and trying to hide it and is being coached to do so. The media is playing a long as we'd expect them to do.

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iNightmare 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF? bruh, remind me again how the hell democrats choose this guy as their nominee?

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jps135 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMFAO, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

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upupandaway 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's all drugged up, barely functional. Sad Joe

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Ridgewalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, it's obvious now that the "journalists" are coordinating with the Biden campaign. I mean, we always know that, but this is so incredibly blatant.

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spec17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Puppet. Just like Brezhnev.

🤡World™️

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden: "We need someone who takes responsibility and doesn't blame others. That's why you should vote for me and not Trump, who is of course responsible for everything bad in the world."

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus fucking christ.

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Stumptown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alex AP you lyin dog face

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he make a speech prior to taking the scripted questions, because I noticed a teleprompter in some TV shots of this event?

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Fauxcahantos 2 points ago +3 / -1

Let your local rep know how you feel about BLM/ANTIFA and mobs running the streets! This is not a drill! All patriots must act now. Else don't ever complain about being silenced. Here is your chance to make your voice heard!

https://house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

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habanero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Question from the reporter: “Why is orange man so bad and is literally Hitler?”

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McFatty7 2 points ago +2 / -0

This YouTube channel is called "Trump's War Room".

I noticed you can't "save" any of their videos into any of your YouTube favorites.

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ShugDiSano 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy crap Old Joe.

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mango20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can only imagine that if elected he’ll be nothing but an empty shell of a president that others will use as a mouthpiece for carrying out their agenda. “They gave me this list of executive orders to sign” etc. I hope we never need to find out.

Did anyone else catch the name he said btw? “Alex A.P.” If I had to guess, I bet it was supposed to be interpreted as Alex from the Associated Press but Biden said it like it was a person named Alex AP 😛

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LacesOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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EastwoodUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs scripted Q&A's otherwise he would tell people to vote for Trump instead or that he doesn't want to answer the questions about "George Kirby"...

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YuugeNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heywood U. Buzzov? Are you out there?

Mei Tini Cawk? speak up man!

Ive Furgut? no questions? c'mon you turkey necks!

(OANN snickers, all the other reporters look embarrassed)

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can hear the eternal face palm of the Biden camp leadership when he said that.

Imagine being paid to make sure some old fart doesn't do shit to embarrass himself.

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JackLemon 2 points ago +4 / -2

"Is Alex AP out there?"

The dumbass thinks AP is his last name or intitals.

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Barack0bama 2 points ago +2 / -0

imagine being a Democrat and still needing to coddled with bought reporters and scripted questions

talk about weak

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Salacious_B_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This good practice for when he will get the debate questions in advance also.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden: "Here's the launch codes: Joe 30330. Oh son of a malarkey, did I saw that out loud?"

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder what meds they hyped him up with to make this appearance?

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pfft. At this rate there's going to be palm-print tattoos on all of his campaign staff's foreheads before the end of July.

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PichaiLiedToCongress 2 points ago +2 / -0

They. Gave. Him. A. List.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Binders of reporters.

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AphexRedux 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he probably still fucked it up.

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twoterms 2 points ago +2 / -0

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

🤡🌎

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DisrespectfulNipples 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks and sounds like he's 90 years old. No wonder Democrats are burning down America. They have NO chance in November.

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7.62swinebuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even in the Leftists' media control rooms those shtheads have to be watching this and collectively groan "you 2sshole".

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Chad_Landlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im genuinely curious how the debates are going down when you need to be quick and think on your feet.

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahhhaahaaaa!

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GreyGooseDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure to keep feeding him questions.

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EastwoodUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd think he's been around long enough to know the names of reporters...

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patslimmy1 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dude doesn't know where he is. The debates are going to be ridiculous.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can’t have debates. The pity votes that will go to Biden may be enough to tip it.

Joking of course

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JohnQPublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE GAFFEMASTER! HE HAS THE BEST GAFFES! JOE BIDEN/BLACK WOMAN FOR SECOND PLACE 2020!

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j_dog 2 points ago +2 / -0

DNC up their dirty tricks!

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ShambolicPaul 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alex AP. Lol he thinks it's initials.

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LastSonOfTheWest 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need these debates ASAP! It will show how low functioning Biden's mind really is, and how unfit he is to lead anything let alone Our great Nation!

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Houdini 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting that both the comment section, both on this channel and the one from The Hill posted elsewhere in this thread, have disabilities.

They clearly don't want normies to discuss his obvious cognitive decline and that he's being controlled by his handlers.

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Dimedog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we crash all of Bodens events?

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oppps Joe That was the part you were suppose to read in your head not out loud.

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A300killdozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even with Social distancing he can’t fill a gymnasium

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NotoriousCIC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck journalism. There's no journalism. It's all propaganda. It's insane that this industry tries to portray themselves as ethical. "OMG! HE'S ATTACKING THE PRESS! REEEE! THE WORLD NEEDS US. WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE BUT FALL APART AT ANY CRITICISM."

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itbj2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea the guy can't even remember that he not suppose tel people that he has a list.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me guess, the same people will also get him the questions prior to any debate

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Jetpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know it sounds crazy but they are definitely trying to sneak a VP (Obama again!!!) to become POTUS. This guy is a vegetable.

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HyperCarbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The camera zooms out. We see 10 people in the High School gym sitting on folding chairs in their own special circle of isolation. The gym still smells like puke from last prom held there. This is the state of the DNC.

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Light_HIV_Effect 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't have rabble rousers at a virtual convention, and we all know there won't be any debates. Just virtual townhalls and preapproved audience for Biden.

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iactuallylovetrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you subscribe to that channel, your subscription was probably removed.

If you try and click on the Notification Bell, you get an error and popup saying "This action is turned off for content made for kids".

WHAT. THE. FUCK. ?

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus, Biden is so dumb, he just speaks and doesn't think.

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is the video listed as "For kids" and why can't I save it to a playlist on Youtube anymore?

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Pat4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's official. Joe Biden and the Democrats are all RETARDS!

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TheUnsuicidables 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will now take questions

... By going down this list I was given

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m about a quarter convinced Biden actually doesn’t want to be president and knows he’ll be a terrible president but knows he has to for his handlers so he’s about half blowing it on purpose.

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same old playbook it all got exposed in 2016 yet the morons haven’t figured it out that we have them figured out

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Over 40 Softball League

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M16A4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love that the headline is quoting him saying "we need someone who takes responsibility and doesn't blame others"

Then proceeds to blame Trump for all the world's ills.

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clampie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we have a list of reporters he called on?

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DsahldZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

If his press conference are scripted, imagine the debates. Trump should retweet this video.

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Jefferson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anybody else not surprised that Biden’s first post quarantine press conference was held 1 day after social media shut down conservative voices on their platform?

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Zaszz345 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden can’t even find his pants or put his pants on in the morning without help. How is he gonna take responsibility for anything?

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zestanor 2 points ago +2 / -0

He doesn’t know what AP is.

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alex AP, Ricky Reuters, Sienna Enn and Emma Sennbeesie.

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NO_STEPPE_ON_PEPE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a list to call on, is "sumyunguy PP" out there? 🤣 it's Alex with AP not Alex ap you senile dumbass lmfao

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kenlwells 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does anyone expect this man to do ANYTHING, let alone lead the free world?

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Takeshima 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO WAY Biden will be president. Either they will switch him at the convention with someone who is not mentally declining or if he wins invoke the 25th and promote the VP...

either way , If Trump loses in November it will be the end for the gop!

remember pedes: do not take anything for granted and VOTE. This is the
MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER!

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much meme potential. From Bart Simpson calling Joe to ask a prank name, to Ron Burgandy reading anything that pops up on the teleprompter.

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Chaylar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does he not realize how bad this sounds?

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McSoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually pity him.

He probably doesn't even comprehend what he's doing and ist just glad that he's not rotting in a nursing home.

Poor sleepy Joe

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SixteenBeatsAOne 2 points ago +3 / -1

How soon until Donna Brazile gives the debate questions to Biden blowhard spokesperson Symone Sanders?

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL he says Alex AP like AP is his last name.

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Usefulmoron 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Softballs" was on the header of his list.

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chesterfields 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe, speaking of lists, give us yours for the meds you are taking for dementia.

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theMAGAsaurus 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

"Alex AP" Bidentard means Alex from the Associated Press.

*Edit - Sent vid to my wife and as we are watching on the sidebar is related vid "How to talk to someone with dementia" Kek!

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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m gonna ask him his thoughts on hector’s 3 spoon engines he’s running at race wars.

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WheeeeeThePeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

NPR should be high on the list.

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masshole3 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a fucking idiot !!!

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clemsontiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

His handlers are giving him the answers to pre-negotiated questions. 2016 all over again.

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MedicNZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

DementiaJoe

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

says he has the list says he has the questions they will ask still bombs and rambles incoherently

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NotoriousCIC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is going to be the RBG of the White House? Just a face while radical nuts pull the strings?

Biden is an old man that's being used as a mask for the lefty fascists.

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gamingthisandthat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even in his scripted answers he cant state a sentence haha

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WJKovax 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Disappointed!”

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dementia Joe needs to be managed.

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Joyly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, I’m not at all surprised, but YIKES.

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SweetBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Son of a....you know..the thing

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stone1999 1 point ago +1 / -0

I seriously can’t believe there are people who still view Biden as legitimate. Like really...

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Dominick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are the YouTube comments disabled?

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Trumpfan1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They made sure to do it prior to a holiday weekend. I hope Tucker exposes this fraud.

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Kaboola 1 point ago +1 / -0

He keeps talking about "they" or that he's "going to get in trouble."

So is anyone asking who is "they" or to whom he is answering? He's running for the fucking president of the United States - the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD essentially. If he's not the boss of his own campaign, why is he even up there?

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HerbertHumperdink 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a fucking joke. The focus needs to be shifted back to this retard and his clown party... don't let them get away with sailing into an election undercover.. don't get distracted. Stay focused on the target.. sleepy dementia Joe and the far-left are Inciting race riots and political violence and NO ONE is calling them out (except Tucker). Republicans need to stand the fuk up and explain to people why democrats are pushing race hate and division. Stop fucking around on defense as if their arguments are in good faith.. go on the offensive..

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's campaign is literally lieing and being shilled for by the MSM, swamp, and Hollyweird. The campaign message says nothing about Joe, it is only "Orange man bad"

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Kekception 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the literal fuck. Is Jim there. Jim are you there?

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peeje172 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is the Dick stockton of politics. He's so senile, he can't tell what he's supposed to say out loud, and what to read to himself

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NaCl_Miner -2 points ago +3 / -5

How common is it for a politician to use a teleprompter for a press briefing such as this?

Spez: I see he has one on either side.