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posted ago by spez

As part of our ongoing commitment to diversity, all black men will be pushed to the front of the line.

As part of our ongoing commitment to diversity, all black men will be pushed to the front of the line.
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TheOutlawPepeWales 561 points ago

No thanks, I don't fuck men.

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ScottButNotBaio 291 points ago

bUt TrAnS wOmEn ArE WoMeN

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slrpnls 166 points ago

Nah, just really fucking ugly men.

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AlphaNathan 91 points ago

on the r/announcements thread, someone was commenting, and edited their post saying, "stop gilding me, donate to homeless black trans women instead!" I thought it was a joke even after clicking the link... https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund

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Modus_Pwninz 86 points ago

Imagine being homeless and your first priority...is also being a tranny.

How about get your fucking life together.

I'm a black trans activist and I live in a box! Well good, you have plenty of material for sign-making, dipshit.

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KuhlooKuhlay 26 points ago

easier to turn tricks i would suspect.

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No_More_BS_01 25 points ago

I dunno, a homeless tranny would have a hard time getting enough resources to shave her beard let alone buy makeup. Best bet would be to take that box and make a glory hole.

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AussieFan 16 points ago

I love a woman with a beard... Gives you something to hold onto. Woof.

... continue reading thread?
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Mexicola1976 11 points ago

Shoplifting is a thing.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 10 points ago

Funny thing, that old hbo show “Hookers on The Point,” indicated it was profitable to go sex change. They apparently did it on loans and other drug money.

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kirovri 23 points ago

Imagine being homeless and your first priority...is also being a tranny.

Right now I'm imagining a cold winter evening, a pedestrian spots what appears to be a homeless guy laying inside a bunch of discarded boxes at the side of the road under a bridge. Concerned for his wellbeing he approaches the homeless man and says:

"Hello? Excuse me Sir, are you alright? It's going to freeze tonight, not far from here there is a homeless shelt-"
"IT'S MA'AM!"
"Alllllrighty then, have a nice evening Sir." walks away
"IT IS MA'AM!"
starts laughing while walking away

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Crockett 11 points ago

Imagine being homeless and your first priority...is also being a tranny coming up with some BS so you can start a sympathy Patreon.

FTFY

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PinkoPatrol 57 points ago

How much do you want to bet that $3m goes to the DNC?

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NormaJeanRocks 27 points ago

I really think I'm in some fucked up nightmare and haven't woken up yet, cant believe the things I see anymore. Wow

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MikeyV 13 points ago

Just when you think you've seen everything! Nope! Surprise! It's like a Twilight Zone episode. You're right!

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missfrew 3 points ago

And they went and fucked that up too.

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KeyboardWarrior 9 points ago

Those leftists will keep most of that $3M

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chubbs327 6 points ago

goddamn, people gave that nasty shit 2.5 million dollars already. WTF

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HighIQIndividual 5 points ago

Geez. Turning a cock into a fake pussy must be expensive. It must include all the therapy bills.

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cointelpepe 5 points ago

Found this in the donor list.

Nashid CHOWDHURY donated $25 "Black trans lives matter."

I wonder what his congregation of Jihadist killers would think?

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Strike_Eagle784 4 points ago

Yeah, I saw that too. It's hard to tell anymore what's sarcasm, and what isn't.

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toophless 2 points ago

Oh to be a homeless trans woman with an internet connection. Who's your ISP?

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ListenHereFat 3 points ago

That’s an insult to ugly men.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago

Y'all ain't never seen a lady with a 12 inch clit before ?

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BigMikesBigBlakBalls 2 points ago

We have. Every day.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago

Back of Barrys tonsils also see us everyday

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That1rowdyracer 0 points ago

Blair White enters the room.

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slrpnls 1 point ago

Can put a load of paint on a pig but it's still a dude.

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That1rowdyracer 1 point ago

Never said she wasn't still a dude. 🤷‍♂️

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fkn_lost_my_password 17 points ago

They have a FRONT HOLE, you fucking bigot!

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Pryboy 3 points ago

It's called a belly button.

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Colonel_Dax 15 points ago

Ever notice that Trannies dress like they are a parody of women? Fishnet stockings, grotesque hooters, too much makeup, mini-skirts that were out of date 50 years ago?

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Stationhollow 4 points ago

It's because it's a fetish to many. They get off on involving others in their perversion

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skumario 10 points ago

Yes, just ask Moochelle.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 6 points ago

"Yikes sweaty this is some serious violence being spewed over the internet. Just gonna drop this as a tip to the FBI before we sit down to unpack this hateful rhetoric"

And for real the clowns running the FBI would probably waste our tax dollars investigating TD.win

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Aambrick 3 points ago

Maybe then they would get some redpilled people there and see how things are./s

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Fuqlibs 3 points ago

Did you work on the Last of Us 2?

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mcoulton 2 points ago

There are no chicks with dicks, there are only dudes with tits

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TrumpForeverEver 5 points ago

Cucked Reddit. Thank god we have The Win

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Isaiah53 4 points ago

You mean little boys.

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HeinzTobler 3 points ago

Came to say this

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coup13 3 points ago

beat me to it lol

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OscarWhiskey 1 point ago

What if he sweetens the deal by making his wife's kids watch?

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OscarWhiskey 1 point ago

Neither does Spez's wife. That's why she married him!

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Hunterscrackbaby 154 points ago

You had better use that username to it's full potential.

I expect shitposting, cuckery jokes and hurt feelings.

You have chosen to take a great responsibility with that user name, and with great responsibility, comes great memes.

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prawnexodus 121 points ago

Lmao I actually fell for this until i got a few words in!

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Italians_Invented_2A 34 points ago

I thought it was real until I read your comment

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Salacious_B_Trump 33 points ago

I still think it's real.

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WeinerLapTop 19 points ago

Dont let these concern trolls fool you! That is spez. The signs are obvious.

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Muhroadz 13 points ago

Plot twist: What if the post is actually from Spez's wife?

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago

What’s a spez?

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kimjongveryill 4 points ago

A girl/boy who ruined an anti establishment internet prodigy site.

ALSO A BIG SHOUTOUT TO HEAVY.COM YOUR JOURNALISM IS SHIT!!

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Gwoz8881 97 points ago (edited)

Fuck u/spez u/gwoz8881

Edit: edited by spez

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ADAM_SCHITT 26 points ago

Be careful he might edit your comments!

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weirdbutinagoodway 16 points ago

I asked him if he still does that (on the ban announcement thread), but he hasn't replied.

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SnipedYou 52 points ago (edited)

rightwingLGBT was banned, but r/sino is still up?

Fuck Reddit.

I deactivated my account of 13 years 2 weeks ago. Can't believe I waited so long.

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Musicbymuzak 12 points ago

I just shitholed mine right now

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JagerDUck 8 points ago

I did same w/ mine also after 7+ years back in October.

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Kung_Flu_Fighting 3 points ago

I want to also but I feel like conceding the battlefield even as slopes as it may be against us can’t be the right move. Someone has to keep giving those cucks hell

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beta-detector 2 points ago

Thanks for the inspiration. I just pulled the plug on my Reddit account. Woot!

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KAGFOREVER 2 points ago

Reddit has gone full chicom

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Ono412Take2 36 points ago

Yall, this screams a bait to Trump. No offense to any of yall, but if Trump says something about it being banned you know they are going to pull out the grudgiest shit they can from the site and shove it in his face to say "you support this being allowed to be viewed by minors" or some bs they do.

We need to be ready for Kayleigh, find the worst of the worst of antifa and radical dems postings on reddit, fb? And twitter, so Kayleigh can fire back, well they allow ____, ___, _____. Idk how to get it to her without them taking them down in time. But we can all see their playbook coming.

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MelonLabia 23 points ago

They've already accused him of multiple rapes, treason, and mental illness. The media is against us regardless, so no point getting your bow tie in a knot worrying about it.

Can't win if you don't fight.

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Buckaroo 8 points ago

Politicians are not responsible for what non-campaign staff do and say. Liking something someone says is not an endorsement of everything they’ve ever said or done.

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hilboggins 5 points ago

They tried to attach david duke to trump... that didn't work lol. i doubt they'll have more success with internet trolls..

They might call us Russian bots tho?

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Nrdrsr 3 points ago

Eh it's not hard to do.

"The members of the community were using their newfound freedom of speech to satirize non-traditional relationships and lifestyles that they disagreed with, and for comedic effect, associated Mr Huffman with those values, as he clearly does not share the values of everyday Americans, such as a belief in the ideals of our constitution, particularly the first amendment"

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TheUnsuicidables 3 points ago

Congrats, this reply is on Heavy.com now in the article over halfway down.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/the-donald-subreddit-moved-to-win-before-ban/

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666evo 0 points ago

Cuck.

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sustainable_saltmine 31 points ago

😆😆😆😆the faggots at heavy.com saw this and are triggered

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Trumpede 16 points ago

Apparently there were some offensive comments... I didn't see any, but I was waiting in line to f*ck Spez's wife.

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chestPainMcGriddles 4 points ago

if you listen closely you can hear their limps wrists flapping all prissy like in prothest

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saveMySpeech 28 points ago

The morons over at heavy wrote an article about this post:

https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/the-donald-subreddit-moved-to-win-before-ban/

HAHAHAHA these people have zero sense of humor.

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Florida4Trump 24 points ago

Ew. No.

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ChaseKilgannon 21 points ago

I wouldn't even fuck it.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago

Nor would I

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Florida4Trump 15 points ago

Ew. No.

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Pretense 14 points ago

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/29/technology/reddit-hate-speech.html

"The new bans follow the resignation this month of Alexis Ohanian, one of Reddit’s co-founders, from the company’s board of directors. Mr. Ohanian, who said he had been moved by the protests over the death of George Floyd, a black man in Minneapolis who was killed in police custody last month, asked to be replaced on Reddit’s board with a black candidate." More than 1 cuck in reddit

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Mr_Pink 18 points ago

"A junkie died of an overdose, therefore I don't deserve my job. Please exercise extreme racism while selecting my replacement."

Is this peak cuckoldry?

(It's not)

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Nrdrsr 4 points ago

I imagine the reddit office to be a place where cuck olympics are the general theme of the day, and with this stunt Ohanian is surrendering that which he is supposed to love, honor and protect - i.e. his company, to a black man, much like the way he treats his wife.

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magabigleague2 5 points ago

The worst part is that he gave the position to a black man who was already incredibly wealthy. He did nothing to elevate another worthy black candidate. It was all a god damned virtue signal.

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Stationhollow 3 points ago

He wanted to be replaced by a black man on the board. That's why his wife will be taking over the role.

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Roof_Korean 12 points ago

I'm sorry I have standards

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Gunsareforfun 6 points ago

I bet you prefer to be on top

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Duderufuckinkidding 6 points ago

Hmm. Username would check out, no?

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BigMikesBlackCock 5 points ago

I always top .

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bobdocker333 12 points ago

That's disgusting spez, keep her away from us plz.

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4chon 11 points ago

based

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 9 points ago

I already have dibs for this week. Everyone else needs to get in line

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SavingPrivateGrace 4 points ago

This probably the best time to use that username status. Congrats

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CantStumpTheTrump 8 points ago

Hey this is the thread from that news article... good job!

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Tarded 8 points ago

Hi heavy! Make sure to spread that gaping ass for us!

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NimblePepeCentipede 7 points ago

Keeeeeek!!

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Bigger_igloo 8 points ago

Oops, we supposed to wait for invites?

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Scurvywaif4 7 points ago

Sorry, I prefer being STD free.

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Fremium2020 7 points ago

That's assuming Spez doesn't believe that "some women have penises".

I think I'll rather fuck a sandpaper tube filled with salt.

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WestPalm 4 points ago

A jar of barbed wire and salt.

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fadingecho 7 points ago

And by wife, he means mtf.

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Kanbesto 7 points ago

G.D. Genius.

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zandris_hugal 7 points ago

We all know your wife already has a line of men. She probably forces you to watch!

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DuckDuckNoose 7 points ago

She doesn't have to force him. He begs her to let him watch.

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TheDNCkilledSethRich 7 points ago

W̶I̶F̶E̶ Boy Toy, Mr. Brock

FTFY

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Goozmania 7 points ago

Gonna need Twitter's fact-checkers to determine if this is the real Spez.

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eviantears 7 points ago

Cross your legs, Spez, homey don’t play dat

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago

Serena Williams and Big Mike's sloppy seconds? No thanks.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago

I wouldn't fuck that

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BTruth 7 points ago

Does Spez have a wife? He always struck me as the take it the ass type.

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deal_with_it_ 6 points ago

Haven't they suffered enough?

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago

LMAO, it's pile on Spez day. I love it

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redpillthenormies 6 points ago

I can't believe they banned the_donald. This is so blatant it should wake up the most asleep normies. Tell people you know if you think it will help redpill them. They banned every other vaguely right wing sub too.

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Irish_Wolfhound 6 points ago

This is obviously fake.

Spez wants all the big black cock for himself.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 5 points ago

upvoted 'cause this triggered the news media

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teslaxoxo 5 points ago

It's funny they writing article about banning of /r/The_Donald. That subreddit been dead for a long time

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago

Yeah tom fitton was using it to post homosexual selfies of himself in shirts that don't fit for the past four months . If anything I'm glad that cocksucker just had all his selfies deleted

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teslaxoxo 1 point ago

what's the hate on him?

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LordTancretus 1 point ago

Fuck off.

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Turn0ffy0urmind 5 points ago

lol, how big is her dick?

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Berkeley 5 points ago

LOL I thought this was real.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago

Why would I want to fuck his wife after 10000 other men already have ? That's fucking nasty.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago

Spez's wife wants to get on the Trump Train!

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MAGA_Pumperino 4 points ago

Uhhhh nope

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TheNatureOfBobo 4 points ago

Spez is asshoe!

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DonTread 4 points ago

Kek

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King 4 points ago

u/spez is a cuck!

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BonerDonor 4 points ago

I think I saw a picture of her up here earlier, had black cock only written on her back rolls?

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MixedBlacknWhite 4 points ago

I'm a halfrican.. where do I fall in this line?

I GET TO GO TWICE!

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Mr_Pink 3 points ago

However many times, you'll always "Go"...because fucking his man-wife's shrivelled, bloody neo-vag wont ever make you come.

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lefty295 4 points ago

FYI, if you're coming from heavy. Snopes has indeed found this to be the account of spez, the CEO of reddit.

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Basileus 4 points ago

Can you imagine the size of the creampie that Spez is going to slurp down

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KeyboardWarrior 4 points ago

He's been waiting his whole life for this moment.

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SportzStar 4 points ago

Is it still diversity if black men never stopped fucking spez's wife?

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beta-detector 4 points ago

Spez looks more like a pedophile to me.. I wouldn't be surprised if Chicoms have some goods on him in photo/video form.

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HilarityComplex 4 points ago

kek

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MAGALauncher 4 points ago

It’s the little stupid shit like this that makes this place amazing. Who didn’t get a cheap chuckle out of this???

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kirovri 4 points ago

As part of our ongoing commitment to diversity, all black men will be pushed to the front of the line.

"Also, as part of our ongoing commitment to diversity, all white men will be pushed off a cliff."
...
"Wait, ignore the last part, I wasn't supposed to reveal that."

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CCP_Virus 4 points ago

Meanwhile, Alexis Ohanian is getting f*cked from behind by his shemale wife: Mr. Williams.

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LtPatterson 4 points ago

Spez will perish in this war.

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DivvyDivet 3 points ago

I wouldn't fuck her with a 20 ft pole and someone else pushing.

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago

Not interested, Spez, but could you introduce me to your wife’s boyfriend?

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Outside_The_Boxx 3 points ago

I wont fuck her but I'll leave a mean Cleveland steamer on her chest for you to clean up Spaz

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iminurbas3 3 points ago

Why didn't I think of this?

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OneIfByLand 3 points ago

For the last time spez, If she has a penis, then she’s not a she.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago

You've never seen a woman with a 12 inch clit?

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Americanumber1 3 points ago

Thank you Spez, very cool!

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Real_Spez 3 points ago

Imposter account, however, accurate statement

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flashersenpai 3 points ago

KEK

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Colonel_Dax 3 points ago

Are you SURE it's female? The up side is that trannies drop $100,000 to get their wedding tackle turned inside out, and a boob job. THEN they discover that they are still sick, irreversibly mutilated, still male, on female hormones forever, and even with years of expensive therapy, take a header off the Golden Gate Bridge. Meanwhile plastic surgeons are driving Beamers.

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago

r/ircuckold Isn’t banned, because that’s a positive role model for race relations.

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Konigpower 3 points ago

Lol, oh my goodness, I just, never mind at a loss for words, hahahahhahahahhahahaha, deep breath, one more deep breath, lolololololololololooolololooolilololol! 😃😀😂🇺🇸

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ShrikeDeCil 3 points ago

Dear spez: After a glance: No.

I too will be insisting I'm not black and live far away.

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Spezcuck 2 points ago

I AM THE REAL SPEZCUCK. MY WIFE IS ALSO AVAILABLE (TWO PER HOLE) BUT BLACK COCK ONLY.

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BKav 2 points ago

Again? She wasn’t that great the first time!

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BobsNoCommie 2 points ago

Damnit, if we follow the intersectional highearchy. it's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway b the time I get there

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habanero 2 points ago

I can only imagine what his “wife” looks like.

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DeplorableMAGAConser 2 points ago

We know he is a virgin

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SteveCuckman 2 points ago

I have asked all white people in line to fuck my wife to step down from their position in line to make room for people of color

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joejango 2 points ago

Wow, based spez! Your wife sure is good at taking black dick!

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago

Especially black dick

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bombthrowinggenius 2 points ago

Imagine him not being able to do anything about posts on another site. Can’t edit your users posts here you cannibal freak.

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MycologyofMAGA 2 points ago

Hahahahahaha

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Uotlon 2 points ago

At least real men would fucking her.

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Gorilla_Channel 2 points ago

Petition to allow spez to edit our comments one day per month, but not tell him which day.

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streakybacon 2 points ago

I'm gonna have to say no, Spez. You know I don't do your wife more than twice a week. We discussed this!

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago

by 'wife', you mean -your butt?

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lurkwellmyfriends 2 points ago

I literally kek'd out loud while on a conference call.

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Koza 2 points ago

Not even with another man's cock. I don't fuck animals.

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SpezCucksHisWhoreGF 2 points ago

I mean, he enjoys that sort of thing...

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wretch 2 points ago

Is wife his preferred pronoun?

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago

Wife ? That's a man , baby !

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AtlasDisease 2 points ago

Fuck Spez

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TenFeetHigher 2 points ago

Fuck u/spez

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FreedomFromGovt 2 points ago

Nope. Not even with some other guy's dick.

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InfiniteWinning 2 points ago

Lucky. You got spez's name.

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try4gain 2 points ago

pass

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Super_degenerate 2 points ago

No way spez has a wife

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trumps_left_nut 1 point ago

Look, dude... your wife makes her own decisions on who to fuck: https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1277438511566766080

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VetforTrump 1 point ago

Show a pic of him first.

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alpha_omega 1 point ago

You have no idea how accurate that is.

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nukiebear 1 point ago

Not into pegging nor 450+ lb healthy women (males).

Thanks, but no thanks.

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trauncher 1 point ago

I wouldn't fuck his wife with HIS cock. I certainly wouldn't stick my junk into that rancid marxist gash.

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago

GET IN LINE BULLZ!

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S0yboybetacuck 1 point ago

Isn’t fucking gorillas how AIDS started?

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AtariArtist 1 point ago

Oh no. Giving people of color first dibs is 'disturbing'. I guess Heavy.com wants first crack at Spez' ... crack.

Well git-in-there Heavy! He's all yours! Do you prefer your crack with scented or unscented lube?

note to kids : don't do crack

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Fulliotomatix 1 point ago

That's not very polite of you. You should ask her boyfriend if that's ok first.

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago

You cuck!!We dumped your ass!! We don't do "sloppy seconds" now fuck off !!

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LAFreddy 1 point ago

Looooolllll

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YuriBezmenov 1 point ago

Top kek

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SpezsWifesBoyfriend1 1 point ago

There's plenty of room for all of us

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catbertz 1 point ago

Spez, you simpering cuck. 😁

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merat 1 point ago

Your wife named Bob?

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4touchdownbundy 1 point ago

No thank you Spez, don’t think jumping into your wife’s sloppy millionths is a good idea.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago

Spez is the type of guy that gets out of the shower to take a piss.

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artfuldodgersr 1 point ago

Color me skeptical, but I don't think Spez has a wife. At least, not as you or I would define that word...

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago

LOL!!!!!!!

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 1 point ago

Sorry I don't like dudes.

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago

I fucking love you people. You make my day.

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HisShadowX 1 point ago

Well fuck me with my heels on!

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Idus_of_March_Night 1 point ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Fuckfaggotspez 1 point ago

Fuck you faggot spez

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AmericaTheGreat 1 point ago

I'm not into fat women with blue hair and a hairy chin.

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MAGAMAN1961 1 point ago

She worth fucking? Never seen her.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago

I wonder if she's still a virgin?

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Spezus 1 point ago

Damn, so it was YOU that got that name before me. Nice!

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago

Pass. Dont want to risk passing herpes, chlamidya, liberalism, spyrochetes, or any other social disease to my beautiful, loving, based wife.

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TrumpaSorosFlex 1 point ago

Based and cuckfag pilled

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mardybum 1 point ago

I think you misunderstood when we called it the "Trump train".

No. Just no.

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RedPillCafe 1 point ago

Surprised anyone would ever touch Spez IRL

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KS-76- 1 point ago

Is it Tuesday already?

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DrMoustachio 1 point ago

Can I use a chainsaw?

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45fan 1 point ago

I don't fuck men.

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RivalPipe 1 point ago

I have no use for reddit now.

Any advice that I found useful when it was on the up-and-up...I assume has now been commandeered to serve Chinese interests.

So, I don't trust reddit. A real shame.

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TehAgent 2 points ago

Probably going to delete my account if that’s even possible, and stop using it if not.

I go there for one game I play and once in a while to help people with a couple few types of vehicles I’ve owned and worked on a lot.

I can use the forums for the game I play and FB groups for the truck stuff. I don’t really have a need for Reddit.

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MyMagaRedHaT 1 point ago

nice a date with Big Mike.

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UsurpTheNarrative 1 point ago

Sorry im not in to black men.

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HiGloss 1 point ago

And you can say that because Spez is part of a majority

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Woefully_Inept 1 point ago

A full loaf of generic store brand bologna with a slit for sex doesn't count as a "wife". Gonna be a hard pass for me.

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nebbyinthebag 1 point ago

OG username

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Mintap 1 point ago

Hi Heavy.com's Dephanie Dude Dwilson!

I don't see any disturbing comments. Which ones are you talking about?

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jeffreyepstein 1 point ago

Username checks out

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VeryDustyWeeb 1 point ago

he will probably be in the cuckshed masterbating to the AHS subreddit

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T-Bear 1 point ago

Wouldn't touch that,even with your pole....assuming, Spez, you even had one.

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Marshall 1 point ago

What does your wife self identify as?

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IlxTheGreat 1 point ago

not even with someone else's

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Pierre_Defecto 1 point ago

3/10. Venus was better.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago

Can’t touch things that smell of dead seals stuffed with boiled eggs and sour cream...

I’m out!

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Space_Force 1 point ago

I came to this post for the MAGA, I stayed for the "disturbing posts" Thanks heavy.com fags!

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HighIQIndividual 1 point ago

Do tanny women turn their assholes into some sort of "butt pussy" for sex?

You could probably poke a hole in a piece of bologna and wedge it in your ass. Then the faggot fucking your ass pretending you're a woman would at least be a little less gay. Maybe enough to keep him from blowing his brains out when his wife finds out.

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runonce 1 point ago

A very generous and gross offer. I'll pass.

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Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago

I'm going to assume that this is a legitimate offer and show up at Steve's house with a sign that says "I want in. And then I want inside."

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cbonez416 1 point ago

Hahah

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RespectMyNipples5 1 point ago

What if I am racially white but identify as politically black?

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Coitus_The_Swamp 1 point ago

Hard PASS.

No ucks given!

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collusion_illusion 1 point ago

His "wife" is probably 8 years old, dude looks like a stereotypical pedo

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Bizz408 1 point ago

but isn't your wife a tranny now?

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m0neykills 1 point ago

wouldn't with his \ / dick

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Based_and_proud 1 point ago

Pass. I would like her to make me a sandwich though.

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patriotX 1 point ago

Hi Heavy.com!! Go fuck your liberal trans queer asshole with a rake!

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Madmonk 1 point ago

No, thanks. Your mom was enough.

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Cornpop 1 point ago

Already did

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dretherford 1 point ago (edited)

Ha! SJWs at Heavy are linking readers to this post.[heavy.com(https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/the-donald-subreddit-moved-to-win-before-ban/) Edit: Fuck SPEZ!!!!

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Fuck_reddit34 0 points ago

Dumb question. Who is spez, and why is he called that. Tracking he’s the ceo of Reddit?

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PotentialWizard 0 points ago

Don't do it! He's planning to dress up as his "wife" before anyone gets there.

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nothingberg 0 points ago

Sorry. Can't. But I just started a kickstarter to fund sending 20 horny CHAZ clowns over for her

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AChungusAmongUs -4 points ago

Dude there are some smoking hot black girls out there. You have to find the valley girl Stacey Dash-like ones and weed out the ghetto thots. I would never procreate with a black chick but they can be fun on a Friday night.

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AChungusAmongUs -1 points ago

I didn't say anything about dating hot black girls. I was thinking of a different verb.