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catovadreams 155 points ago +156 / -1

My attempt.

Here's the deal. The new California co founder is is a good thing for the world and it is the a great opportunity and opportunity for us for the future.

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cbonez416 50 points ago +50 / -0

100% hahah that was great

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Kekistani 17 points ago +18 / -1

Here's the deal; don't forget about your own business. The first thing you should do is, you know, you're stuck with me for money

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tankmanban 10 points ago +11 / -1

Here's the deal, and sell it to me for a source and a grand jury.

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EvilWhitey177 3 points ago +4 / -1

Here's the deal, the moment but it's also the moment but I think it will take place at the moment I am a good time to learn the language to the next week and I can get a chance

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Au_contrarian 40 points ago +41 / -1

Here's the deal. Anybody who joins my alliance is going to be having a great experience and will make a great addition to the team. The only thing I can think about is the fact that Michigan is a good place to start the first year of college in New Zealand.

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deleted 24 points ago +25 / -1
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Ishaye 6 points ago +7 / -1

My favorite one

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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kestral 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's great, even had his stutter

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thisguy883 1 point ago +2 / -1

Looks like you had Obama write that one for a second.

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Baba_OReilly 12 points ago +13 / -1

Damn, that actually makes more sense than Joepedo.

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deleted 39 points ago +40 / -1
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MadRussian 15 points ago +16 / -1

Here's the deal: you have to go through the process the refund for the same thing as you can get a good night.

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Captainzoomer 11 points ago +12 / -1

Holy crap! Are you the real Joe Biden?

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VeganTrumpSupporter 15 points ago +16 / -1

Sounds like Biden!

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impera 10 points ago +11 / -1

Sounds like a dead ringer for both Pelosi and AOC as well. Have we cracked the secret of the democratic party speech writer?

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MikesBigJockstrap 13 points ago +14 / -1

Here's the deal with the AC on the way home from the heart of the cards for the summer coke for lawnmower garage

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MediumWar 3 points ago +4 / -1

Damn, didn't know that Joe watched Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Bigly-Wrong 73 points ago +73 / -0

Here’s the deal Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year for fun, because that's just the way things were back then, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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cuckslasher 22 points ago +22 / -0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little snitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Obama Administration, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids to help Democrats win, and I have passed over 300 confirmed bills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire history of the US Senate. You are nothing to me but just another malarkey-spreader. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting the 2008 Obama coalition across the USA and your candidate is going to fail to win swing states so you better prepare for the storm, MAGA idiot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your candidate.

Your racist bullshit will fucking die, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat Trump in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my diverse coalition of supporters. Not only am I extensively trained in stopping malarkey, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the DNC opposition files and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out Trumpism in the 2020 election, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over Trump and you will drown in it. Trumpism is fucking dead, kiddo.

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Shakakka99 20 points ago +20 / -0

I enjoyed this way too much.

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DearCow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry, way too articulate to the Biden! You need to put a lot more pauses, and forget names of things more.

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HocusLocus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd [hit] your daughter straight in the mouth.

A callout for the No Agenda Show!

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ShortCircuits 71 points ago +71 / -0

I’ll play.

“Here’s the deal, I don’t know what you want to do but I don’t know what to do that I don’t know.” - Joe Biden

Masterpiece.

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powershellder 53 points ago +53 / -0

No, you’re supposed to use random text, not quote him exactly.

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BathouseBarry 21 points ago +21 / -0

My auto text attempt.

Here's the deal with the devil for the next few days. I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon, and that I can do to help you feel better soon. And that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it. When I get home, I will send you the link to the video of the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy.

I'm Joe Biden. And I approve this -- the thing.

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that_sound 5 points ago +5 / -0

This should be top

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ShortCircuits 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

“Here’s the deal, you know I wanna - I want to do that stuff for you guys ... doing stuff like that and then you get to work on it.” - Joe Biden

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spot on!

Thought I was reading an actual tweet from him at first.

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OlDirtyBarrister 32 points ago +32 / -0

Actually kinda fun to do this:

Here’s the deal with that guy was gonna a good night and a great day for y’all to come over here with me

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spezisacuckold 16 points ago +16 / -0

Here’s my predictive text lol —

Here’s the deal for the next two male men who have tattoos in their lives in their skin and they have to them.

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neverreddit 21 points ago +21 / -0

My Biden speech is spot on: “Here’s the deal if we have any other issues we have a problem and I can not do anything else for the rest”

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bluedevilga 18 points ago +18 / -0

Here the deal, I will tell her you have to do the whole wheat and then we will get one for her for her and she will have a good day today anyway lol and then we will see how I serve during my day off

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lol makes it

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GitmObama 15 points ago +15 / -0

Here's the deal is with me and I will be there at least you have any money for it,

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DeadOverRed 13 points ago +13 / -0

Here's the deal, I think it's just me and you for the opportunity but unfortunately many people have been saying that you are not going to make it today.

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dafuq 11 points ago +11 / -0

Here's the deal with the other two are you doing today and tomorrow but I will get back with him and his mom is going to be a little more.

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Tavastian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Here's the deal. But its just too bad a promise to get a new...the the next time I get home.

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YugeGamer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here's the deal with the new York times I have a friend who is a very good job and apartment is a great place to be a good friend

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bluedevilga 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here's the deal, I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that was the time I get there it is a good idea to be honest I don't know how to use it for a while.

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Wahzuhbee 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Here's the deal with the cold weather that is going to be able to get a good time to mention that is a lot of fun and I think it would be a good idea."

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Wahzuhbee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm genuinely surprised at how much this ended up sounding like Biden!

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that one does sound a lot like him

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EpsteinIsAlive 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here’s the deal. Hey dude I’m gonna was a great weekend and a good day for you and the girls to get the stuff to you get together and do it for you and the girls.

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JoePCool14 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here's the deal: I hope you had an amazing day I hope you're with the girls and then we can was your birthday I hope you're well and I hope you're having fun and it's nice to be outside with you guys.

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Rockmanneo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wew watch out! He about to sniff on the girl's neck.

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codewarrior2007 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here’s the deal I got a lot of time for my birthday to be a little bit of fun and I’m really not interested in doing it because I’m not sure if I can.

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Ivleeeg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amazingly accurate. Joe, is that you??

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codewarrior2007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the package and I’m not working today but I’m heading back to the store now and then I’ll send you the link.

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chambleepede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal with a few of us in the subject matter what we have a lot to do so that we can make it to our prayers and the rest will come over to our own party candidate on this issue of a person who has the right now for my phone call me when we were at home and we were talking about a few things we had to do with a few of them and we are in the same situation

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powershellder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here’s the deal if you’re interested and we have some time for a little next week and we have some money for the kids to come over tomorrow night and then we can go to get the girls.”

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IForgotMyPw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the deal with the other things I've got going to link the sites I use it as an excuse to see naked in his office once a month earlier this year.

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Possibly best thread ever, we need to deepfake all of these, some of these are hilarious.

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XZLR8N 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are some of the best insights into the lives of the average man...or woman...but only one of those 2 things

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Keep_on_Trumpin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's the deal:

I'm not sure if I save the receipt for the governor of the governor of the mower is solid and they are two weeks out so I don't think I will be able to get back to you right away instead 😉

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WesternManDotOrg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's the deal. So there's, it's Chum, uh, Chu, Chump, uh Trump, so there's Trump. And we've got to - look, when Trump.. what are we even doing here? It's almost.. you know? We've got to remember it, do we want that, or, I mean, do we want it? We've got to ask, what are we even doing here?

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runeu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal, the government is the best way to get a common access to US and the president elect is a communist.

Listen here Jack, you think they have no power so far as I know people think that they are not insane or anything like me and my wife and the kids.

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Noneofyouleft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect impression of him!

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DippedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the deal: I will need you for the weekend and then you send me some pictures of your car insurance company. The Puzzle was a good night and a good day at work.

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Reclaimer69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal, with the majority of the day. I think you could be right for certain fields in the stream of the day. I think I have a lot of people here, aren't wearing masks. When I get home shortly after I get off work, and I will rate you full stars. I'll be in touch with you soon to see if you can get a hold of me. I don't think I could have made this money for you to put in the stream of the day. I was going through the planet, and hitting the detector from the US. Yet, and it was a whole weekend long story, short of a weapon of vengeance, ist ein Spiel der Serie und der Titel der Serie der Titel. Die ersten beiden Alben von den ersten beiden.

Promise it's all auto complete. I have the Deutsche dictionary too, which I use rarely. Maybe my regular database ran out at the end.

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Shuggisu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the deal if I can do that tomorrow night or Saturday night or Sunday night I can have it for tomorrow morning

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ZacPetkanas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal with the light on the system is not working and I have to go to the store and get some rest.

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BarbaraManatee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal: you are a very beautiful woman and I love you too baby girl and I love you too baby girl.

Holy crap, that's scary accurate Biden!

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal with the guys and the other night and I was wondering if you were still interested in the position and would like to know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time soon but I can get it to you 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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DignityDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the deal, I will have a chance you to see the new one I can email address or so email me if

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2SmoothGQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Text:

Here’s the deal, if we get a good deal on it and I’ll get it done and then go back home .

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Chobo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal, I have a second to last night but I was going to be a little late to the party but I don't know if I can help in any way.

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FergieJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden speech challenge! I love it! Meme it

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duckstuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. This is surprisingly accurate.

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

My best #HeresTheDeal results

The end is a great day to get it out of it all day long and then they will get back in and the people in their family have to point to it

The guy who was wearing the same thing was just like the other guy who had been there and he didn't even know what it was

The only way I could see it is because it was just an issue that was captured in the first place and it would have been a great way to get it to be a good thing

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motoford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is the deal with the whole thing I can do for the kids and the other group.

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal. I will send you a pic of the house today and let you know if it is still available and if you have any questions or concerns about the process of getting a new one or not a new one yet or not so I can still take it on the web site doesn't mean that you need to be on the call with me to help you with this process and I will be there for you.

I'm not even in real estate. 🤷‍♂️

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McDonalds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is the deal I found on the internet so I'll keep it short and I can get you a list of things to do with it was a good idea for me to get a job offer so I can be a lazy bum sometimes and I don't want to be a thing of a life saver and I don't want to be a thing of a life saver and I don't want to be a thing of a life saver.

My got stuck in a loop, totally acurate.

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Res-ipsa-loquitur 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the deal with that guy who has been a nice man for y’all too long and he has to work with you and he is a jerk.

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senditfordale3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal, if they are giving me the right to take the wave off of me I don't know how I can.

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myswedishfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal. With the normal time, and I will be there at the same time, I don't have a car so I can get a refund for the villager.

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SonOfABaconator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the deal. I’m gonna was your birthday last week I gotta love y’all and your family so I can do it tomorrow I’ll let you know if y’all have a chance I’ll be home in a bit.

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donaldsontrumpington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal, I'm just trying it again I guess we are on a tight end for tomorrow night if you're still up to come in at my desk at my work for a while or something

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

My attempt:

Here's the deal with the Tom Clancy brand new and the tenet at the core of the religion is this one of the most popular podcast in the world and the.

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fullshiningorange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal: of the state of Texas at the end of the year and the Mayor of Seattle is fuming to be a suppository for the first week in October and it's not like I have been trying to reach you for a while.

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Magamom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal. The first time I was in the middle of a long time ago I was a little bit nervous about. 😂

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Adokin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the deal, I sent to him today he was going out and I sent you the two of us to the estimate that we have a lot to make and we have a good job that he is doing that we have a good time and I would like it if we could get a good time and I’ll get back with him tomorrow.

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epium 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal. The media is willingly trying to get a job reference to the destination of the earth and the money you assured us to do it for mental health.

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the deal... The way it works is that you have a good time with your partner in your relationship with the company you have.