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kratomlol 109 points ago +111 / -2

So a random wwe watcher and blue belt bjj instructor. We're doomed.

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stonetears4fears 87 points ago +88 / -1

My husband (a jiu jitsu professor) just watched this and laughed and said this is the most gay thing he has ever seen in his entire life

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madlad2020 33 points ago +33 / -0

Did he say that before or after the ball grabbing part? That guy seemed to place extra emphesis on it like it was a fetish of his or something.

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FeistyTary 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm pretty sure a nice stiff jab would take care of most of these.....not sure why they insist on the ballgrab!

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DoubleTrumpPumpBump 27 points ago +27 / -0

When you have what others want (in this case, testicles), they'll stop at nothing to get them.

Most of these soi bois couldn't lift a Lincoln Log let alone handle a real set of grade A USDA Prime American mountain oysters

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createaccount 11 points ago +11 / -0

they can't even start a lawnmower 😁

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not gay, it's strictly casual.

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ObiWanJabroni 2 points ago +3 / -1

or a 5.58 NATO round

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FullTimeRaptor 7 points ago +7 / -0

5.56mm?

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer 7.2 ...

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SDhiker 1 point ago +1 / -0

7.62? Nah, I prefer a .308 😏

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

6.8?

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ObiWanJabroni 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. Typo. Fat fingers...small phone

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hopefully everyone here knows how to defend against that. It's really easy.

Plus, if you come up behind them a choke hold is NOT your best move! Assuming you won't be facing just one, that you want to detain.

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labajada 2 points ago +3 / -1

If you come up behind them, between the second and third rib with a twist and you can immediately face the next one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Second and third rib from the bottom? That's mighty precise, and likely hard to locate. Especially at night, poor lighting, loose fitting dark clothes. You may well be good enough to do it!

How is that shot better than a shot to the kidneys? Even a kidney shot is not so easy to hit in quick sequence, little room for my fist between the hip and the rib. Something smaller than the fist penetrates better anyway, much easier to be accurate with. Not sure how this compares to Bas Rutten's favorite, the "liver shot" lol

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labajada 1 point ago +2 / -1 (edited)

It pops the lung so they can't scream, the twist breaks the ribs and an up/inward pull hits the heart

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +3 / -2

Dang, remind me to never piss YOU off! Lol. Crumple your foes like a ninja. Nobody even knows you're there. It's sounds like if you do this just right, and use your hand more like a knife than a fist, that you don't even need all that much force? But if you fail to hit between the ribs and instead hit on a rib, (or two) this probably requires a great deal more speed and force to achieve those results?

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infosecguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm only a blue belt myself but even I got a laugh out of this

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Phillysmackdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm an overweight retired sailor and I agree that this is the most gay thing I've seen. A strong gust of wind will knock them out🤷‍♂️

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leroynumber3 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Nobody there has any real boxing or bjj training. They should have joined a real gym in the last three years and they would at least be able to strike effectively. More fucking larping. I guess they could cheap shot an old man but its comical how bad this is. Mcdojo nut shot stuff even!

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I practice jiu jitsu and concur.

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Mylilponyranger 64 points ago +64 / -0

Basically the whole video is them lighting up the doll on three ninjas

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me8644 26 points ago +26 / -0

reminded me of those videos of taliban on monkey bars.

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Anti-Globalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iraqi jumping jacks

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WeinerLapTop 24 points ago +24 / -0

Light up the eyes, boys!!

licks sword in the moonlight

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WJKovax 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahaha

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1200TrumpBux 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a great movie

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Thracka951 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think you meant BJ instructor.

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lo_there 12 points ago +12 / -0

If that dude's a blue belt I'll eat my own underwear.

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LostViking1985 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sporks are mentally ill, there are only 3 utensils.

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allidoiswin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't insult xit!

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

The spatula is THE fourth utensil.

Change my mind.

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah yeah... and I identify as a "multi-tool"

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why contain it?..."

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labajada 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Aunt Jemima treatment.

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1badcop 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that a quote from Czar Nicholas II?

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hashtag6zer0s 85 points ago +86 / -1

Look at the form on those pushups. And the dude teaching choke escapes has never done leg day in his life.

What a fucking joke.

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Super_Kmart 32 points ago +32 / -0

Dude is so light it looks like he might float away.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you suggesting he's a little light in the loafers?

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MAGACAP 24 points ago +24 / -0

dude teaching choke escapes has never done leg day in his life.

LMAO

Surprised they haven't evolved away since he clearly doesnt use em

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WestPalm 17 points ago +17 / -0

Vestigial legs.

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JohnCocktoasten 13 points ago +13 / -0

Borderline severe protein deficiency.

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

He gets lots of protein thank you

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JohnCocktoasten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated.

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EntilZha 70 points ago +70 / -0

"The Base"?

Isn't that the English translation of al-Qaeda?

(Spoiler: It is)

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shadypollster 16 points ago +16 / -0

🤔

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +3 / -2

I think it's closer to "the foundation", not a "base of operations" like what would be used in English. Never know though.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, in the sense that it is a "base" or "foundation", not a military base of operations, which is the more likely idea behind the naming of this "The Base".

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madlad2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Starting to think al qaeda and isis were a larp too that nobody had the balls to stand up to. They didnt even last a year with Trump as president.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 0 points ago +2 / -2

Probably more than a few Dancin’ lsraelis too.

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stratocaster_patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

But you also need to understand that these are retards who do this and they should be ridiculed. It's truly one of the stupidest things you'll ever see should you run across some of them.

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ContraryCynic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some of those ren fair types are serious business. It takes a special sort of maniacs to strap on steel armor and just hammer into each other with real swords and axes.

Nothing at all to do with larping, those are genuine concussions they're chasing.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like fun! I'm guessing they wouldn't let me play with my war hammer though. Too much damage, both to the armor and what's beneath it

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quigonkenny 5 points ago +5 / -0

These guys wouldn't last 10 seconds against any "ren faire dork" worth his salt. Most of those guys actually put in effort.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Side note: you should really see the movie "role models". Some of the funniest larping ever in the second half of that movie.

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JohnyBlaze99 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah i watched the live stream, they are ridiculously unprepared.

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ That’s exactly what I imagine CHAZ to be rn.

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RT_America 4 points ago +4 / -0

Los Angeles Republican Philipinos

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suckmycorona 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make believe.

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Wal_Mart_Security 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it considered LARPing if you’re out in the woods shooting targets while wearing a plate carrier, plates, and mag holders all full up?

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malthrax 10 points ago +10 / -0

Only if you scream MAGIC MISSILE!!!!! every time you squeeze off a shot.

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Wal_Mart_Security 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I’m not wearing the plate carrier lol

Spez: no one says that but they occasionally break out a shooting clock

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what lefties said at the WI protest at the State Capitol. Wannabe journalists / livestreamers saying "here's more COD guys"

Having NO concept that 10,000 people with a guillotine are dead fucking serious

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4218 38 points ago +38 / -0

Lmao bunch of faggots 😂

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WestPalm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Communism begets faggotry.

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

mmmyep.

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FuckU/Spez 19 points ago +19 / -0

When I was in the Marines they taught that. "Softening blow"... grab twist pull (your sack), eye gouge, throat punch, finger in nose, all sort of cheap shots. But there is no clean fights in war. Unfortunately most of these antifags are just asking for a hurting if it ever came down to this. Exhibit A: MoldyLocks

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lo_there 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahaha my Infantry platoon use to have shin kicking competitions where you hold each other's shoulders and kick the fuck out of each other till one quits.

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lo_there 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man that shit still gets to me haha

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, I got immune to bruising on my shins before I was 10 from playing hockey. Seriously, sooner or later your body just says fuck it. Now if you stomp on their metatarsal? Perfect combination because their head WILL go down, so uppercut anywhere above the shoulder and you're gold.

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s mid foot for the layperson. (I looked it up.)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes on the TOP. If you miss you might get the shin scrape oomuu talked about, but likely lower and mess up their ankle on the way down. If you miss the other way you might get their toes which hurts like hell, but won't usually result in the cartoonish ability to repeatedly punch their jaw as they bounce back because you hold them stationary. Mid-foot not only hurts, they'll probably lose use of that foot entirely for at least a bit giving you an advantage they can't recover from even if you didn't break anything. The real advantage to this is if you can do it without having to look, they aren't likely to even try to block it, much less be able to. Launch that with two other strikes (near) simultaneously and they are DONE. They'll be trying to block your two other strikes rather than this, and then their defense will fall apart too.

We need tactics like that if we find ourselves outnumbered by these goons. A very small woman up against a large man can probably get results like this, and I would say it would fare better than most attempts at the nuts simply because that's so easily defensible. It does take some force though, and you want to plant your heel. Although again, if you miss a little it'll still probably work. Land on the ball of your foot and you might slide off, risking twisting your ankle and maybe not hurting them any worse than you hurt yourself. Land on your toes and they absorb shock so well you have to have excellent follow through to deliver much force, and that's not very comfortable without a lot of training. A good heel stomp to the metatarsals doesn't take much more than committment and bravery.

And face it, they only win if they're up against cowards.

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was always interesting to me. In the school yard you just didn't go for a guys nuts. Then you study Kung Fu and it's all go for the balls. It becomes clear why. You wanna fuck around and fight fair, you are going to die.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you're saying we don't need to fight fair if/when the showdown with anqueefa comes? Ok. I see how they train. (They don't know how to train)

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The_Almighty_Kek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahhhh I could have gone the rest of my life without thinking about that again (moldylocks)

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking colonialist REEEEE

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

COLO-NIZE-URRRRGH!

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know they'd like to receive OP's righteous stave where the sun don't shine.

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angryamerican1964 2 points ago +2 / -0

I 'll just shoot you I'm to old play with idiots

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ddragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indiana Jones style

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NoSteppy1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

No, that would be fashizum.

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shadypollster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can't wait to bash the fash myself.

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

child abuse.

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LowEndOfTheory 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pre-meditated, preparation, November 2020 is going to be interesting to say the least.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

A million monkeys with a million keyboards trying to randomly create the works of Shakespeare.

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malthrax 8 points ago +8 / -0

A million monkeys with a million pencils trying to forge enough mail-in ballots to overthrow the country.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I say if we do nothing beforehand we have to at least go full 1776 when they try to bring in their boxes full of fraudulent ballots at the last minute before the polls close. Much better opportunities before that though

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try4gain 3 points ago +3 / -0

big if true

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Vegans4Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lol they even teach their 'men' to fight like women

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ObiWanJabroni 16 points ago +16 / -0

Imagine the scene from Indiana Jones: Raiders in the marketplace...that is all

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

laughs in saiga

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malthrax 4 points ago +4 / -0

you forgot "guns", fren.

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Thehumancentipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I thought antifa didn’t exist

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Iteachfuckingscience 9 points ago +9 / -0

I seem to remember another organization called “The Base”...

Oh right it’s Al Qaeda

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Brofistula 8 points ago +9 / -1

Dont underestimate them. They might not be as physically strong or clear minded as some, but they love violence and have shown they are capable of doing fucked up shit.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Misunderestimating your opponent is always a mistake. That being said, over 40 years ago I did far more violent things than they're prepared to face, and I'll still take out at least 3 of them armed with whatever they want, while I'm bare-handed. The only antifa I've ever seen IRL was twice my size. 18. It was all I could do to not attack on sight. Mostly because I would've taken his anqueefa flag and killed him with it. I would've had to try both ends just to see which is more effective.

Instead I had a long conversation with him. Not entirely stupid, mostly just needs a Dad. Void of reality. No concept that his vision of utopia was tried in the dark ages; warlords and feudalism. Too bad he isn't in CHAZ. He really needs to see them all starve to death. That's how communism ends. ALWAYS.

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I_no_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re never alone. Always are “tough” in packs.

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Thracka951 8 points ago +8 / -0

That looks like an adolescent martial arts class taught by people who learned a few moves on youtube. Bad footwork, no rotation and pelvic drive, shit form.

Leaving rally’s is going to be almost as much fun as attending in the first place👌

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't something like that happen near the beginning of the Proud Boys, or was all that glowie lies?

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Thracka951 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifa can generally be counted on to attack defenseless folk leaving Trump rallies, especially during the election. Leave in groups, men of fighting age to the outside, and don’t head to your car by yourself.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent advise! I would love it if everybody here saw that. Too bad they're probably going to screen us for weapons.

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Thracka951 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check out “How to Be Your Own Bodyguard” by Nick Hughs, it’s a fun and informative read that helps you reduce your own risk of being a target and gives some good guidance and insight into the thoughts of criminals and thugs.

Situational awareness and purposeful gait/posture are probably more likely to keep you out of trouble than a weapon will.

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Aambrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its true. More aggressive postures makes you seem much more threatening, but at the same time will, also, make you be viewed as either a criminal, crazy, a person with a mental disability, aggressive, or suspicious.

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SoldierofKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rofl. These faggots would get their asses kicked by a bunch of kids taking Karate at the YMCA

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malthrax 5 points ago +5 / -0

"sweep the leg"

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

"yeah Johnny! Get em a body bag!!"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the single goddamn gayest thing I have ever seen. I was an instructor for ten years at a very serious martial arts school. Had I ever witnessed any of my students engaging in this level of cock-faggory I would have kicked their asses so hard they would have turned inside out. This dipshit is going to get somebody killed teachings this bullshido fake martial arts crap. It's antifa so they deserve it, but fuck have none of them ever seen a real fight? No training at all would be better than training in this fantasy land horse shit. I have trained 13 year olds that could take on everyone in that room at the same goddamn time. This looks like a damn tickle fight.

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Skippious 4 points ago +4 / -0

That transphobic POS! They could be her nuts!

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chingchong_bigdong 5 points ago +5 / -0

If that guy is a blue belt in bjj then I am as black as Wesley Snipes in black face...

Hopefully the world realizes how much of a joke these turnips are.

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squanchingonpao 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't care how much training you have, if your legs look like that guy at 1:50 you aren't hurting anyone.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at Jon Bones Jones.

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squanchingonpao 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about him? he is a physical speciman?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really scrawny. If not incredible power, then incredibly vicious blows that do a lot of damage. Not that I'm saying that any anqueefas are like that, only that you never know who's going to be a lot harder to deal with than you imagined

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squanchingonpao 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think Jon Jones is scrawny?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every bit as scrawny as the guy in the video.

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squanchingonpao 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol you are confusing someone who is tall with someone with literally no muscle definition whatsoever

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JesusLovesTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ray-Ban sunglasses

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chinita_atx 4 points ago +5 / -1

LOL I dance stronger than they fight.

But wait, did that instructor just cop a feel? ... OMG This is so gay.

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MissileToad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the garbage they're already doing out in the open is much more incriminating than this.

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try4gain 7 points ago +7 / -0

but that they plan and practice it is significant

this isnt just some kids "getting caught up in the moment"

they literally organize and train to cause violence and terror

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MissileToad 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what... that is a good point. Thank you.

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chinita_atx 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think it's more to expose the level of organization Antifa has.

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ArtiesLiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would bet a 1000 my 13 year old could crack this guys neck

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are talking about your daughter, right?

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benji07 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many of these 20 years olds will cringe at their LARPing revolution in 10 years?

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createaccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

everybody was cuckfu fightinnnnnnnmm 😁

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glasses2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

PV should be showing the videos of them marching in colors and beating conservative protesters in Portland.

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trashquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those were the shittiest push-ups I’ve ever seen by a man.

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

they’re gonna get grabbed by their man buns and skull fucked by someone. I can tell you that much!

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HonkeytonkMonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Practicing a choke hold on a stick? Do they think everyone has the same neck size they do?

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm an obese male in his 40's and haven't done any self defense practice in 25 years... And I feel confident I could handle these turds.

That's... Really sad. On their part.

They're going to get themselves hurt.

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JoinedT_DbeforeU 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!!! BETAAAAAA

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the most important philosophies I learned in martial training was non-violence.

These people are demons.

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habanero 2 points ago +2 / -0

To quote that Indian stand-up comic: someone’s going to get hurt real bad.

And it’s not going to be their opponent.

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

as a Fighting Instructor for the past 30 years, I can tell you this is BULLSHIT . . .

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HighIQIndividual 2 points ago +2 / -0

All this training and they still throw punches like a buncha pussies.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't see a punch. Just like their cop in CHAZ, that wasn't a punch. Let them try that shit on me all they'll get is bruises on their arms. Unless I decide to hit back, which doesn't seem like it would be necessary.

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AslanFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you vacuum that disgusting floor, please? Clean up your room!

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jeep364 2 points ago +2 / -0

the pushups 2 seconds in

cringe

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Point of no return. I like the sound of this. Better than Hawaiian t-shirts and cookouts.

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Tomtoonami93 2 points ago +2 / -0

No no antifa doesn't real.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok ANTIFA...take your silly classes...we're waiting for you to be ready. I'd love to smear some little ANTIFA cuckboi. They have no idea of intensity of violence. They'll crumble like the delicate soyflowers they are.

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BoogalooBoy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just sad lol

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FLbywayofTX 1 point ago +2 / -1

They teach each other to fight like they garden.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am a fat fuck and I'm pretty sure I could take a few of them. Without any weapons.

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MAGAPEPE2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people seem more pathetic than the Gardens of CHAZ, of thats even possible.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do all the hand to hand you want. I am old, I'll just back up and use a 1911