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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 36 points ago

What a fucking pussy.

Imagine if we have to go to war with a foreign adversary and these are the cucks that get drafted.

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TrumpTrain 5 points ago

These are the pussies that run to Canada

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MemeWarVeteran69 4 points ago (edited)

The dumbasses putting a tourniquet on it is going to cause way more damage than the scratch itself. Lets hope they left it on for a couple hours

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definitelyright 31 points ago

Hahahah what a bitch, thats not even THAT bad. Also, those fucking idiots are going to make him lose his leg, that is definitely NOT worthy of a tourniquet. Hahaha this is so ridiculous

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BlooperBoy 9 points ago

Thought the same thing, and secretly hoped it happened.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago

It's not that minor, either. Although I agree, just a bandage (since they have one) and some pressure would probably stoop the bleeding as well as a tourniquet.

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definitelyright 26 points ago

Yeah he needs some attention but come on, hes acting like hes going to die. I'm surprised he didn't pull out a letter to his mom

"Mom, I'm finally moving into the basement in the sky."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago

Sung to the tune of The Jeffersons, lol

How is this caused by "shrapnel," as in the Twitter description? More like he ran into a girder

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Spicy_Jeans 2 points ago

You shouldn’t use a tourniquet for anything but an arterial hemorrhage

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago

Thank you. "Hemorrhage" in this case meaning a main artery is gushing out everywhere?

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Spicy_Jeans 2 points ago

Yes. Arterial bleeding will be spraying/spurting out. Anything besides that, even a steady flow (venous bleeding), you treat with direct pressure and gauze (or anything else available).

Also, if a tourniquet is actually ever needed, apply it as high above the wound as possible. Think near groin on legs and around upper biceps on arms.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago

Thank you! I hope to not need this obviously, and in many places including here things do seem to be calming down, but if needed I will rush right into the thick of it. The refresher is much appreciated.

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TripleBlack 1 point ago

tis but a scratch!

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hollow_fang 23 points ago

People gotta realize that these rioters are pussies. Most of them are less fighting for a cause and more opportunists. They’re not looking for a fight. Show them any forceful pushback and they’ll run away or cry like a bitch like in this case.

The only reason they’re still rioting is cause they know that they won’t be stopped. Start threatening them with something that could actually harm them (NOT kill), and they’ll fall back to save their tails. These are the same people that locked themselves in their houses and screeched at people for not doing the same over a virus with a 0.1% fatality rate.

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auroch 9 points ago

Literally crying like a bitch. It bears repeating.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago

Yeah, I've heard rumors over the last few years that most Antifa rioters cry like little bitches when they get arrested. They're not the badass revolutionaries they think they are.

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago

They must live entirely online to be so far removed from... everything.

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No_Fun_Allowed 2 points ago

If the police used actual riot tactics this could have been ended days ago, or made far less severe. Fucking shameful.

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hollow_fang 2 points ago (edited)

Seriously. Bring out actual riot control. We have advanced weapons/tools designed for this shit. Including one that makes peoples’ skin feel like it’s on fire, apparently.

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keepwinning 15 points ago

Omg, they really are a bunch of larpers. Superficial scratch getting a tourniquet at a field hospital. In his mind he is killing Hitler. God, they're insufferable.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago

Was he a cheesemaker? How is this "shrapnel?"

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Cmchn 1 point ago

I was hoping more of these people would get killed, but at this point, I'd be happier with lots of severe, possible life-ruining injuries.

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SnipedYou 11 points ago

I hate Antifa, but its composed of all these lost White men who are cast out of America's diversity discussion.

Its time for the young white men to have an outlet that's not this. Fuck our identity politics for creating this monster.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago

That's what Proud Boys was designed to be. And it was clear that it was exactly that, just an outlet. Patterned after old timey type clubs, that were also just an outlet.

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Hunterscrackbaby 3 points ago

This is what I really think the core issue is.

I 100% could have became one of these antifa kids.

When I was 16 (almost 30 now) I was in Seattle doing stupid druggie shit. Cleaned my act up, rehab, moved out of Seattle to a rural area.

Joined the military. 6 years in the intelligence field. Got redpilled by some of the things I learned and saw while I was in. Got something to identify with, a team and family and eventually promoted and ran my own group of some of the most intelligent men and women I've ever had the pleasure to lead.

You know how much race matters to good military leadership? Fucking zero. No one cares what color you are, they care about what strengths you bring to the table, and where you need to improve and work on.

I think about how much I hated the world as a 14,15 and 16 year old. While I think these antifa idiots are commie pieces of garbage.

I also think alot are just kids who couldn't find something to identify with and be proud of when they were 18/19/20. They turned to this antifa group and we're indoctrinated by communists either online or in community college.

Not defending their actions, but it makes me sad that so many younger generations are lost and stuck with no identity or cause to live for.

Vote red not just for your livelihood, or your family's or your children's. Vote red for your country's children.

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TripleBlack 2 points ago

Well said.

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BlooperBoy 10 points ago

A few years back, my neighbor put a hatchet into his leg, calmly called me on the phone to come over and help out, and actually laughed about it while I was applying compression. "Wow," he said. "I wonder if I'll get a cute doctor to stitch this up?"

The pantywaist in this video would have died of fright.

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IPMang 7 points ago

Hurts almost as bad as the daily misgendering

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polish_snausage 7 points ago

From the tourniquet, not the booboo

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neatneatknife 6 points ago

What a bunch of larping losers. Seriously, if they put this much effort into actual careers they might be able to move out of their parents basements.

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sickofaltspin 2 points ago

They do - that's why they fail at those careers. The "Nurse" here is going to cost this larper his leg.

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ThomasGiferson 6 points ago

Lol. What the fuck. The whole point of a tourniquet is to stop profuse arterial bleeding. There's no bleeding there.

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BlooperBoy 8 points ago

First-aid veteran, here. Use a tourniquet only if it's a choice between losing the life or losing the limb.

Another good rule to follow is: "Always plug the holes first."

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RlzJohnnyM 6 points ago

LMAO

FUCKING PUSSY

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Pederrr 5 points ago

This made me LOL.

I crushed my finger at work a few years ago. Had fat oozing out the blowout. Hurt like hell.

I yelled fuck.

The end.

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_____ [S] 5 points ago

Typo: I meant to say 'my leg' not 'me leg'. Makes him sound like a pirate with a pegleg lol.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago

Aaaar! He be swabbin the poop deck with he leg, he be. What a lilly livered landlubber!

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acebart3 1 point ago

Yarrr me leg mateys

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sickofaltspin 1 point ago

Thanks that unnecessary TQ he might well get one.

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Trythisagain 4 points ago

All I care about is that they pick up their trash, punks.

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stonetears4fears 4 points ago

It’s like a bunch of school shooters got together to LARP

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago

OH MY GAAAAAWD!! IS THIS WHAT IT WAS LIKE IN THE 'NAM?!

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acebart3 3 points ago

What a little bitch. He’s hardly even bleeding. Try giving birth without drugs pansy. What a tool.

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F_reddit 3 points ago

Pathetic.

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Keep_on_Trumpin 3 points ago

AHHHH OWWWWW MY VAGINA HURTS YOU GUYS!!!

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago

Jesus. These snowflakes could have been put down in hours had the seditious mayors and governors not shackled their own police.

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Pres_Trump 3 points ago

"Waaaaa....look at me...film me....waaahahaha...look mom everyone loves me...my leg...wahahahaaaaa".

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago

To be fair, the Twitter comment says it's a scratch;" that's a lot more than a scratch.

Also to be fair if any anqueefa wants to get in a crowbar fight with me, xir won't have any wounds that shallow.

This supposedly came from "shrapnel?" Deets?

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mykillk 3 points ago

Considering it's not even bleeding it doesn't seem like much more a scratch.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago

Look closer. It's pretty deep. Or maybe your monitor is significantly better than mine and I'm wrong? But my 19" LCD is pretty good. He looks pretty opened up to me, but not to the bone. Gonna need stitches. He'll be fine.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago

I mean he’s cut but come the fuck on

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago

This is gold

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diaperrash 2 points ago

wow, these guys are delusional. i think they truly honestly with all their 'hearts' think they are fighting something real. this is barely a flesh wound. they are 'grown' children, playing a make-believe game with real people's lives. infuriating honestly.

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Grilledpepe 1 point ago

We can't lose to this ...

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genghiskern 1 point ago

Before you go in the door of the liquor store and take money out the drawer you better think of the consequences.

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B_rad70 1 point ago

I was going to say they might want to watch out for his nuts, but Im sure they havent dropped yet.

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Ironball 1 point ago

Makes me want to puke.

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Idontknohow2meme 1 point ago

Hecking lol

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No_Fun_Allowed 1 point ago

They're doing it wrong! First you have to take a pocket knife to dig out the shrapnel!

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago

This is why they will die out. They are children.

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Imjustin1000 1 point ago

What an absolute fucking soy boy

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boreal_storm 1 point ago

He'll be bragging about his scar for decades.

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 1 point ago

I remember working on a panel change and accidentally opening up a fantastic flap of skin off of my knuckle with my razor knife. Way more blood than what that kid was experiencing. I had to bandage that finger up with electrical tape just to finish the job. What a soiled wimp.