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RiverFenix 8 points ago

Defeat any Judge with this one weird trick;

  1. Your honor, do I have a right to a fair trial? (he'll say yes)

  2. Your honor, the presence of such a massive conflict of interest ensures this is not a fair trial... (He'll look confused)

  3. Your honor, who do both You and the prosecutor represent?

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tftx22 0 points ago

Here's another: On what authority?