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grenades_and_ham [S] 293 points ago

Sorry, you've been overruled by thedonald.win.

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Nipple_Copter 64 points ago

(Wizard meme)

Hahahaha, you have no power here

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PotentialWizard 25 points ago

I believe that's accurate. Not sure.

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poorly_educated_13 24 points ago

"You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!"

  • Glinda the Good from The Wizard of Oz
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Patriotpede45 29 points ago

I wish so bad we could just give the finger to these rats in black robes who are trying to destroy our country.

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edxzxz 23 points ago (edited)

Old Ruthie the black robed rat has 9 toes in the grave and the last one on a banana peel, so prepare yourself for POTUS Donald J. Trump to fill another slot on the SCOTUS. Should be fun times watching the lefties try to smear Amy Coney Barret, mother of 7, 2 of whom were Haitian orphans. What can they do to smear her? Misogynist? Racist? Rapist? Should be a smart campaign season ploy to try and demonize her over her devotion to her faith - I'm sure that will endear the dems to the people of our country!

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Pelosis_xanax 13 points ago

That’s the whole point of the impeachment circus. She will retire right after they impeach Trump so that spineless Republicans and never trumpers will not confirm the nominee of a president under impeachment.

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Saneromeo 0 points ago

Nah. What would stop Pence nominating her?

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Patriotpede45 7 points ago

Coulda fooled me, I though she already had 11 toes in the grave lol.

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magnokor 4 points ago

> Haitian orphans

Maybe they didn't pay the expected amount to finance Chelsea's wedding?

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Babycakes 1 point ago

RIGHT ON.

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Zadok 3 points ago

Indeed, it is possible that President Trump will fill 2 vacancies over the next 5 years.

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FrancisWayland 1 point ago

That Judge in Roger Stone case ... grrrr.

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PaigeAshley 147 points ago

(Laughs in Freedom) squints eyes

Make me, Judge.

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one3five 72 points ago

giggles in kekistani

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MawdT20 44 points ago

Shadilay!

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Russian_Meme_Bot 38 points ago

This comment didn't kill itself!

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Nipple_Copter 12 points ago

ABC protects pedophiles

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JWatanabe 23 points ago

I think, from here on out, all moderator deleted comments should read "epstein'd"

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BoilingEnema 9 points ago

Let's make this happen

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d67jnk 4 points ago

THIS!! YES PLEASE!!!

... continue reading thread?
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Babycakes 2 points ago

ABC IS FULL OF PEDOPHILES. JUST ASK HC!

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357blackhawk 13 points ago (edited)

Actual deleted comment or we have to deal with the same shit here we do on reddit?

First thread I go into...

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EpsteinMurdered 14 points ago (edited)

No worries pede. I deleted, I messed up the format since I was on mobile, was just easier to Epstein it!

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HonkWorld 2 points ago

with your name, it made perfect sense anyway. Epstein knows about being deleted.

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RiverFenix 13 points ago

It was a joke - MODS here are GODS

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IronMaiden 7 points ago

Giving me reddit ptsd here...

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Brocklanders 39 points ago (edited)

Free at last

Free at last

Thank god almighty

We are free at last

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago

Hallelujah!

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BudGrillz 12 points ago

Aaaamazzzinggg Graceeeee......

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Timevampire76 11 points ago

...Hooooow sweeeeeet the sooooound....

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Barney_Gumbel 8 points ago (edited)

.....I once was banned!!!!!

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Lazy_Melungeon 5 points ago

...that saved...a wretch... like meeeee! REEEE!

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spez_this 8 points ago

I would love to see the Donald make this same statement, Andrew Jackson -style. Though we would probably see another impeachment session. Maybe at the end of his second term, or if the R's get the house back (and a speaker with a backbone).

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Glock26gen3 48 points ago

Normally I would say, "kiss my ass," but as this is a special occasion I'll go with, "Slurp my butt!" ?

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grenades_and_ham [S] 30 points ago

No appeal was filed, shit was promptly overruled.

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PocketPosse 15 points ago

I prefer "Suck my 11th Circuit"

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RiverFenix 8 points ago

Defeat any Judge with this one weird trick;

  1. Your honor, do I have a right to a fair trial? (he'll say yes)

  2. Your honor, the presence of such a massive conflict of interest ensures this is not a fair trial... (He'll look confused)

  3. Your honor, who do both You and the prosecutor represent?

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tftx22 0 points ago

Here's another: On what authority?

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Jhugley328 9 points ago

My personal favorite is 'you can lick the browniest part of my pale white ass'

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Data_bank 35 points ago

The best part about this site is that we’ll finally get real user numbers again

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Fabius 27 points ago

It's unbelievable how good this feels. No more reddit. It's like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

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Feelsbadman 9 points ago

feelsgoodman.jpg

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Nipple_Copter 5 points ago

For me it’s not getting ass raped by spez, the Reddit admins, and their uber-Left agenda.

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f_bastiat 27 points ago

How can he keep getting away with this!

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Whoopies_tds 26 points ago

Ok, this place is legit??

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MehNahMehNah 25 points ago

Day one of the last days of Reddit. I was here, and there...

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GrumpyAmerican 7 points ago

I was here. I still am, but also was.

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Epsteinwuzkilled23 4 points ago

Do you like beer, too? :D

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FAQ-REDDIT 21 points ago

FAQ-REDDIT

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RlzJohnnyM 21 points ago

Hee hee heee

FUCK SPEZ

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ErinCinderella 19 points ago

Eric Ciamarella Eric Ciamarella Eric Ciamarella

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TruthTrumpsLies 18 points ago

That Judge needs a glass stomach.

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312variable 18 points ago

Fuck that Cunt.

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try4gain 16 points ago

This comment has not been edited by spez

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BlackJack1776 14 points ago (edited)

Hawaiian judge can just nut up and MAKE me.

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LanceUppercut 13 points ago

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

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For_All_Mankind 13 points ago

Eric Ciameralla is a faggot bitch and now I can say that without Reddit admins shitting their pants.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 7 points ago

I expect that they are still shitting their pants.

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jpuggles 12 points ago

Damnit! And we have such a good thing going over here!

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Madmartigan305 11 points ago

Suck it Liberal cuck Hawaiian judge. Trump is flipping the courts Libtard bitches.

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Moose 10 points ago

God these Hawaii Judge memes make me laugh every time.

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HillarysOrphanedShoe 6 points ago

Only a commie bastard wouldn't laugh at a Hawaiian judge meme

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AIDS1255 9 points ago

I don't give a fig what that judge wants

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Cerise224 9 points ago

:D

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JoeJenUSA 9 points ago

So glad we are free from that retched site.

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the-cuck-stops-here 9 points ago (edited)

Come and make them.

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Chodeus 9 points ago

Lol, I love this place already!

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GuerillaYourDreams 9 points ago

I only have one question... can I say Eric Ciaramella here? ?

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ENVYNITAZ 9 points ago

Nice Win!

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FreedomFromGovt 7 points ago (edited)

Heyyy, it's my buddy--Envynitaz! I'm already seeing my old friends here! I'm just so very... sniff happy...ahh..bawl...tears...urgh...

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TychoDurandal 5 points ago

Hello San Diego fren.

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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago

hello living near the busiest international border in the world WIN

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JPG-007 9 points ago

“Hawaii judge rules newly founded website to be unconstitutional. ‘no free speech allowed’ he argues”

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Babycakes 1 point ago

screw the Hawaii judge!

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lurkwellmyfriends 9 points ago

The judge has made his decision. Now let him enforce it.

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Fabius 8 points ago

Haha.

Let's do this fellas. It feels like 2016 all over again.

No more oppressive bullshit. No more humiliation. I love you guys.

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Grimdal 8 points ago

Thank you, this got a genuine laugh from me. Wouldn't be surprised that this is what some people in power of social media want though. They don't actually want us to have our own platforms, they want us to use THEIR platforms, where they make the rules and can shape their liberal narrative as they want.

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Gene04 8 points ago

Adam Shit gonna impeach us

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ComradeSchiff 5 points ago

One ?? coming right up!

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Babycakes 1 point ago

bug eyes is very worry according to my friends in CALIFORNIA. HIS BOYFRIENDS are staying away from the liar.

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Windir 8 points ago

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in...

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Whereisthebaldman 8 points ago

Welp..... It's been real. Guess we don't have a choice!

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Clabber 8 points ago

Hilarious. Thanks for the lightheartedness. Need this.

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Dropcord 8 points ago

Get bent.

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Illumination 8 points ago

Hilarious! Yep; we’re home, this post confirms it. We might as well delete the old Reddit bookmark now.

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Babycakes 1 point ago

ALL DELETED REDDIT. NOW I AM AFTER GATEWAY. LET'S BRING THEM DOWN/

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Bill_Clinton 7 points ago

I bet he inhales!

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free_dom0 7 points ago

Too late, already deleted/deactivated the Reddit account. Fuck that shithole.

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dakrare 7 points ago

He can't keep getting away with it!

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GatorGirl 7 points ago

Pedes have the best sense of humors

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MAGAPEPE2024 7 points ago

Ahahahhahaha, you have no power, here, Hawaiian Judge.

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Commiewrecker17 6 points ago

? I'm in heaven rn ??

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Schiff2ndMccarthy 6 points ago

Thank God we r free at last

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Fabius 5 points ago

AMEN!

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Spacemonkey0899 6 points ago

Hawaii judge can fuck off

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MAGA4lifeshutitdown 6 points ago

And the 9th circuit agrees

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catatonic_frog 6 points ago

Now if only he could get arrested like that judge who helped an illegal

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago

Cute. Have a swim.

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MrYoyo99 6 points ago

Oh dangit he's gud.

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khrysteen 6 points ago

lmao!!! too funny

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Multiple_Muppets 5 points ago

ahhh... i really hope all the pedes join so we can get true stats of truth. I just hope the hosting is solid here so we can weather the inevitable attack from the freedom haters!

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BrassBelles 5 points ago

This is fun!

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2020magavision 5 points ago

Your rules don't mean shit here, Judge. Fuck off.

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ThunderTrump 5 points ago

Freedom finds a way

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 5 points ago

We have the patriots on the TRUMP TRAIN BABY

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Sluggypogo 5 points ago

I literally lol’d at this one

The SPICE on it!

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MagaMotherFucker 5 points ago

Hawaii judge can suck me hard through my jorts

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Aven 5 points ago

lol fuck you cuck judge.

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Count_Dyscalculia 5 points ago

Nah

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AGNT-BLANK 5 points ago

Is it just me are all the comments on R_ being clipped?

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O-Ther 4 points ago

Take my first upvote in here OP ! Top Kek =]

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Rookie_2 4 points ago

Are you feeling lucky today, punk judge?

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Wexit-Delecto 3 points ago

I love Hawaiian judge memes

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Fox_Archipelago2020 3 points ago

We have the best humor folks. Let me tell you. Bigly.

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richiememmings 2 points ago

Everybody says it. Everybody knows it.

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Vinyl_Hunter 3 points ago

Laughing in real life like a crazy person.

Op has his finger on the pulse of the people

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sondybundy 3 points ago

fuck the Hawaii judge, he can breath in Swalwell's fart

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4touchdownbundy 3 points ago

N I says Fuck You! I'm here bitches!

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Timevampire76 3 points ago

Think about it: another four year term and we'll flip these circuits and derobe these judges.

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blunt_person 2 points ago

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, SPEZ.

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BuildTheWallD.T.A 2 points ago

it's like reddit but not controlled by some leftist shit bag nice

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lostremote- 2 points ago

Hawaii Judge can suck deez nuts

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A63N7897 2 points ago

Sorry judge, you have been Adam schifted. Overruled!

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BlaqueJezus 2 points ago

He’s not my judge.

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Babyfaceposey 2 points ago

First comment. Best meme so far in our new home.

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davidmode 2 points ago

top kek

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OPs_Moms_Fuck_Toy 2 points ago

Come and get us!

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WeebForTrump 2 points ago

Can't go back If I was never there in the first place.

Checkmate liberal.

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Epsteinwuzkilled23 2 points ago

Hawaii judge is asshoe!

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joe_strummer 2 points ago

I can't wait until our subscriber count tops it's first million

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ThaTrumpTrain 2 points ago

negative

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DarthFuckinVader 2 points ago

A dick he may suck.

  • Baby Yoda
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Thracka951 2 points ago

You’ve been found guilty of suppression evasion.

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cow_moo_moo 2 points ago

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave?

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Tokens_Worth 2 points ago

Epic ShitPost <3

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ExposeCorruption 2 points ago

Maui Waui these wannabes are so far up zucks asshole they couldnt tell the difference between a skunk and some DANK

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Austin62Halo 2 points ago

Rip.

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AmericasFinalBattle 2 points ago

LOL This is a classic.

We're back MFers … F yourselves, Reddtards.

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Warlok480 2 points ago

NEVER!

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TheXthDoctor 2 points ago

Now let him enforce it.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago

LOL

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Deezy 2 points ago

You have no power here, Watson the Grey!

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MAGALANDNORTH 2 points ago

Just testing out my ability for freedom of speech on this platform.

Ahem!

FUCK THE DEMOCRATS!

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Txponi 2 points ago

mai'a!

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Elvis 2 points ago

Feels great to breathe free air

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MEGABALLS 2 points ago

Eat shit your honor.....

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Magaman001142 1 point ago

Haha, you know this is a joke right? They joke about the judge in Hawaii speicifcally, because that was an Obama appointed judge, who constantly challenges Trump Era policy, and trys to find ways to stop it from becoming law.

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solarsavior 2 points ago

Jury nullification in effect.

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BillRight 2 points ago

Kek

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CerebralPimp 2 points ago

LOL

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Goodscumbagbrian 2 points ago

reddit is asshoe!

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PocketPosse 2 points ago

Somehow never gets old.

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Sunset_knight45 2 points ago

He made his ruling, lets see him try to enforce it!

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Here2win 1 point ago

Seems legit. Bye everybody

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 1 point ago

Welp, it was a good try fellas ties knapsack back up

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sofa_king_chubby 1 point ago

lol, nice to see the humor has not left

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patriotX 1 point ago

I love this new old sub!! We are back baby!!

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Babycakes 1 point ago

TO HELL TO ALL JUDGES.

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Randomroxks 1 point ago

Hahahahaha. Suck it you rat bastard. You have no power here. I love the Hawaiian judge meme.

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PotentialWizard 1 point ago

Ohhhh, man, that sucks.

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Babycakes 1 point ago

HAWAII JUDGE RULES ALL DEMS ARE MISSING!

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luke21 1 point ago

Don't put it past this king assed fuck.

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bubblegummy 1 point ago

???

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HowDoILogIn 1 point ago

Well fuck, guess I"m going back to Reddit. After all a Kritarchy is the best government system.

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2Aimmigrant 1 point ago

thedonald.win says to go pound sand

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago

hello Winner!

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Wal_Mart_Security 1 point ago

How about no!

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VaPnut 1 point ago

I don't want to

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MAGA69420 1 point ago

Lol!

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Drdonaldjtrump1776 1 point ago

????

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TheKingJelly 1 point ago

Holy Shit. Am I finally finished? I’ve heard the Hawaiian judge always gets what he wants

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aintgotnotimefothis 1 point ago

Oh no! Please, sleepy Jeff, appeal the order!

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motoford 1 point ago

This was great!

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trumpismypresident 1 point ago

Can we send the Hawaiian judge to Mexico or Haiti?

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Foxbat40 1 point ago

Fuck!, pack it in boys. Let's go back to the plantation.

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eatonfools [M] 1 point ago

No

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courezhuit 1 point ago

Great post. Way to come out swinging

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LittleBlackKat 1 point ago

lol Fuck you, Hawaii Judge! Fuck you!,

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Trumpfan7 1 point ago

THIS....

THIS should be the highest rated post.

I thank you.

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moomoocowcow 1 point ago

What’s the backstory with this judge? Besides the obvious beta make angry face

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MAGA_HOUSTON 1 point ago

Hello.

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WILG123 1 point ago

Fuck that fuck!! Haha

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txladyvoter 1 point ago

Don't make the Hawaiian goddess Pele angry again. The last time didn't go so well for the big island.

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yardeldo 1 point ago

I love the classics.

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RetroHousewife 1 point ago

Haven’t seen this guy in awhile and laughed so hard at this.

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TerraHertz 1 point ago (edited)

Hilina would like a word with that Judge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvMUJKFjAiA

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PodunkTexas 1 point ago

I have never been to Hawaii and really have no desire to go. Plenty of places to see in the Southern states here on the mainland.

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SWAMPdrainee 1 point ago

fuck those commies. fuck reddit - its indoctrination nation

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Tx_1776 1 point ago

Pack it up boys and girls, they got us

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epaminondas 1 point ago

The Hawaiian Judge actually deserves to be removed from office via impeachment.

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Babycakes 1 point ago

RIGHT ON. HAVE THE DEMS IMPEACH HIM!

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FreedomFromGovt 1 point ago

Not just no...

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spezswifesboyfriend 1 point ago

You have no power here, judge cuckk.

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Ducktape 1 point ago

Dammit....packit up boys, they got us...the hawaiian wins again... Lol.

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Fight_For_Anything 1 point ago

OVERRULED

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Randomatical 1 point ago

Thank you. My first big laugh on the new site.

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Flaglerhm 1 point ago

Hahahah

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Hypnotoad24 1 point ago

Hahaha!

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areyouheretokillme 1 point ago

Spice.

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Bodiazrising 1 point ago (edited)

This post got my first upvote here. Nice work. (Don’t mind me, just marking it for posterity.)

Edit: oh, and also my first comment. Aaaaand my first edit.

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Sarlaccpitmaster 1 point ago

Awesome

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Urmomiscanadian 1 point ago

nice

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Barney_Gumbel 1 point ago

whats spez's real faggot assed name?

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YeaMenOfClay 1 point ago

My first LOL here.

I love these. Never gets old.

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5minutes2midnight 1 point ago

????Not????

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TrancePhreak 1 point ago (edited)

bobama at ameritech dot net was seen leaving the judge's residence hours before the decision

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sivkon 1 point ago

You've got no power here!

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SNOWBREAKS 1 point ago

Ah, shit. How does he keep getting us!

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One_Eyed_Willy 1 point ago

lol

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John_Bigbootay 1 point ago

Hawaii? Sounds like a SPAM ruling to me.

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grenades_and_ham [S] 2 points ago

Spam Musubi

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BetsyRoss 1 point ago

lmao

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BrokenLeftEar 1 point ago

Overruled and blown the fuck out

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MuhSpicyMemes 1 point ago

Ok, but I'm still waiting for permission from CNN

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selfstarter20 1 point ago

Good Troll

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DinosRFake 1 point ago

A controversial ruling, but we are obligated to accept his decision.

What's this? We aren't obligated to listen to a word he says, and fuck that guy? Well well, this is news.

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Drwuzer 1 point ago

Darn, it was a good run fellas, pack it up

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GalaxyDelta9 1 point ago

This may be the best use of that meme format I've seen yet

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Babycakes 1 point ago

HAWAII JUDGE CANNOT BE FOUND! WHERE I HILLARY?

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HoggRider 1 point ago

That is HILAIRIOUS! Btw, EPISTIEN, DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF.

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patriotblend 1 point ago

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Swampy City to take back the liberties that spez has stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... now you have no power over me.

?

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suchwinningwow 1 point ago

overruled

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Therightside 1 point ago

?

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Trump2052 0 points ago

Change is always easier from within. While this site is amazing, we must maintain a vocal presence on reddit until they ban us from the site. R/the_Donald garnered hundreds of thousands of votes in 2016, we cannot afford to loose that type of outreach if we want Don Jr to win in 2024.

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Saneromeo 0 points ago

Hell yeah, my first out loud laugh on the site! Hillarious.

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eviantears 0 points ago

Ok boomer