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Presidential Alert! (media.thedonald.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by wong
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PaigeAshley 58 points ago

This would be wonderful! Except the awful noise the phone makes every time there's an alert! 😉

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wong [S] 36 points ago

I mean, do you really want to miss 3am tweets anyway?

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PaigeAshley 25 points ago

I'm conflicted, I'll admit. 😁

Probably no, don't want to miss them. 👍

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IncredibleMrE1 20 points ago

Is there a way to change the alert sound? I would set mine to be GEOTUS saying "Chyna is ripping us off on trade"

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NormaJeanRocks 13 points ago

My ringtone is Trump saying 'make America great again!'. I get some nasty looks when it goes off in public, but some laughs too.

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wong [S] 9 points ago

What I do is just play that on a loop on my sound system 24/7 - hope this helps?

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SprMn1 4 points ago

Just play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBzujm-cF8 It gets stuck in your head after a bit.

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InsanityRules 3 points ago

Mine would say" Because you'd be in jail"

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midgetpornrocks 3 points ago

No dude. "Donald Trump, don't trust China. China is asshoe!"

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NADSAQ 2 points ago

I had tweets sent to my phone by text, wife made me turn it off due to those 3am tweets. Sadly, the service stopped working in April.

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Fredo_Cuomo 13 points ago

Shit is worse than the dial up connection sounds from the 90s

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SwampDrainerLocal911 17 points ago

"Hey Fat, some of us still use AOL! - Joe 30330"

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bubadmt 6 points ago

HEY-- CHECK THE RECORD MAN.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 5 points ago

HEY FAT, I CANT ACCESS MY EMAIL. IS POP3 A REFERENCE TO CORNPOP?

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raybiker73 5 points ago

POP3 was a bad dude. Made the blonde hairs stand up on my IMAP.

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midgetpornrocks 3 points ago

Coffee snort confirmed with this comment.

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UnitedStatesCitizen 2 points ago

Supermarket is all out of SMTP.

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago

I have to agree, and I hate that dial up sound.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago

It would be great if he just used this instead of twitter from now on OR used it only when twitter censors his posts.

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MindsetRoulette 4 points ago

replace it with a Trump catchphrase.

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Destineed369 3 points ago

Oh shit that person just twittered their pants! It’s cool man well cnn-it up no one will know

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GEOTUStheGREAT 39 points ago

This would cause massive surge of stroke cases from the left

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wong [S] 24 points ago

A sacrifice I'm prepared to make.

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Basedkekistani2020 16 points ago

This would cause massive surge of stroke cases from the left

You mean more covid cases and deaths

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Basedkekistani2020 5 points ago

"Just so you understand, look, you ready? It came from Chyyynaa"

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago

Fortunately the hospitals are nearly empty.

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Barack-Obama 6 points ago

I like to stroke cocks.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago

Whoa there. Slow down traitor. Nobody posting about Michael or cocks for hire, here, mmmmk?

No one really *needs details on those $65,000 for “hotdogs”

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CantThinkOfUserName 6 points ago

So what's the downside?

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Chaotikizm 3 points ago

No change in blue vote numbers.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago

Only deaths not listed as coronavirus on the death certificates!

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wong [S] 15 points ago

Thank you God mods!

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 4 points ago

You bastard! Brilliant!! WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS??? 10/10 would bang OP for his MAGA pede brains.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 15 points ago

I'd like to think that this EO will be productive for free people, but @Jack is already thumbing his nose at it.

It's going to take real enforcement of the EO to bring change ... real enforcement from an AG who has shown zero desire to enforce the law.

I would love to be proven completely wrong.

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MuadDon 11 points ago

Imo, while the bureaucracy does its dilatory investigation, he should stop using Twitter. Create a one-page website where he posts daily "tweets." Put a share button next to each "tweet" that reposts them as an image on your social media site of choice. Rob twitter of their greatest user. Would take a day of work.

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junkerjorg528 2 points ago

There are actually Word Press micro blog themes that would be perfect for this!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 7 points ago

You’re not thinking with portals yet. Trump doesn’t need to seize their servers or whatever (even though that’d be nice). The worst thing for Twitter etc is what’s now planned to occur: removing their protection against lawsuits.

Imagine next month, someone posts that sPoNgE MeMe picture. It’s technically copyrighted, and now ViaCom sends its army of lawyers not to the guy that posted it, but to Twitter itself to sue for copyright violations.

Now imagine that, but Disney gets in on the fun for Star Wars memes, and NBC joins in for clips of The Office, and Twitter is in litigation hell until they decide to stop being censorious pieces of shit and get their platform protection back. Grab the popcorn, the fun is only just beginning

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 0 points ago

Much concern. Such wow

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IcculusBased9 10 points ago

Needs shitpost flair

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freespeech4all 9 points ago

LMAOOOOOO boy i would love it

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pursuitoftruth1776 8 points ago

I'm ok with this. Would love to see leftists smash up their $1000+ iPhones when they get a message.

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Ed_Ward 7 points ago

The problem is, if Trump used this like Twitter, then the next Democrat who comes along would use it like nuts to promote their degeneracy.

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wong [S] 6 points ago

If America elects another dem we'll have bigger problems. Like where to get the oil to burn the lamps that keep our hamsters up at night running on wheels to generate electricity to charge our phones with.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago

HAhahahah You think you'll let us have phones OR electricity when the next Dem comes to power.

They'll make us hand crank our own guillotine.

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outsidesmoke 6 points ago

Im just a bitter pede that posted this a few days ago and didn't get stickied

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KekistanPM 4 points ago

Love it! But not gonna lie...if a Democrat or RINO president did this, I'd be pissed.

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45IsNumberOne 3 points ago

I would love to be woken up by one of these new tweets

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booleh 3 points ago

first tweet should be

"Three Hundred and Fifty Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Three Hundred and Fifty Million Bottles of Beer. You Take One Down and Pass it Around! Three Hundred and Forty Nine Million Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"

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Jcholl9 3 points ago

I sure would support this until a solid platform is found...

What if The Donald team made Groups like found on Facebook? I could see this becoming a new political networking site.

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Ben45 3 points ago

I wish he would do this just for a day to piss lefties off

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Cliffinati 2 points ago

Never forget Trump holds many Trump cards twittee

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tommichael522 2 points ago

THIS would be the ultimate boss move!!!

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Cutter 2 points ago

Fact check: FALSE. If this were real, the 'dismiss' button would be greyed out.

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Axiom502 1 point ago

This needs to happen. And none of the blue check mark creeps can directly reply. They can only piss and moan in their little echo chamber (while it lasts)