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TEXinLA 45 points ago

Nice...

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NormaJeanRocks [S] 21 points ago

Thank you, thank you

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KeyboardWarrior 9 points ago

He really bit off a helluva lot more than he can chew.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 5 points ago

shareholders also?

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ClownTamer 17 points ago

I wonder if Twitter broke the sound barrier with how fast their stock is dropping?

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TEXinLA 12 points ago

Yup. How fast will Jack start tossing employees under the bus?

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lord_nougat 9 points ago

How TERRIBLE for a CIA front operation!

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Songofsixpence 3 points ago

Even Facebook isn't that stupid.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago

They kind of are; they just didn't have our president as a user to abuse, as they do to the rest of us.

They still get to reap the benefits of Jack's stupidity! Along with the rest of the big censorship web!

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TEXinLA 6 points ago

It all circles back. O'boomerang...

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TEXinLA 4 points ago

Love the smell of biiiiiig doings in the afternoon.

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KingMoonRacer 8 points ago

Timing goes nice with the riots going on now.

What with all those rioters coordinating on Twitter and all...

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salvecitizen 41 points ago

Zuckerberg figures he doesn't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than @jack..

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MuadDon 22 points ago (edited)

I almost think Zuckerberg and the other social media execs are the bear, too. @jack just fucked all of them.

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FliesTheFlag 18 points ago

100% on this, Even Fuckerberg dont want anything to do with what Jack the fhag is saying.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 6 points ago

LMAO!! I’ve had no end of delight today imagining Zuckerberg tearing his hair out all day, storming around his house screaming “JACK, WTF YOU FUCKIN ASSSSHOLE??!!!”🤣🤣

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unicornpoop 5 points ago

More like the pink haired furry Ma'am who couldn't control zir's TDS fucked them all. This had to be manually and intentionally done by a peon. Bwaaahahahaha

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weltbild 11 points ago

twitters biggest problem is their toxic leftwing journo userbase since it doubles as their biggest asset twice so

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Johnfox13 15 points ago

I know and then removal of the checkbox when the journalist asks conservative sounding inquiries

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thegeebeebee 7 points ago

One of their major mistakes is not including a graduated series of being anti-communist. Because that's what this really is.

They should have allowed for more stratification of sinfulness according to their religion. We need to stop calling it a political persuasion. It's a cult.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago

Do bears eat androids?

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CovfefeAnon 28 points ago

Soyboy. It's what's for dinner.

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wong 23 points ago

Careful bear, you don't want to end up with cuomo tits.

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CovfefeAnon 13 points ago

Always a problem when dining on vegans.

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lord_nougat 5 points ago

NIPPLE BARBELLS!

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A1waysLurk1ing 4 points ago

Dude is a shaved head cult leader. Change my mind.

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CovfefeAnon 3 points ago

If this bear shits in the woods, give that shit a blue checkmark.

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Freedom2020 21 points ago

Their downfall is not necessarily symbolism, but their arrogance. Who is so arrogant as to fact check the president right on top of his tweet and think nothing will happen especially when said president is Trump?

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OlDirtyBarrister 19 points ago

Unearned arrogance is the cornerstone of liberalism.

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KingMoonRacer 9 points ago

Hubris.

How the mighty must fall.

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lord_nougat 4 points ago

SHEER FUCKING HUBRIS!

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remember1776 4 points ago

that's one of the phenomena that red pilled me early on. i just couldn't agree with the high-nosed snob douchebaggery of the liberal. 'flyover'. how smug of a prick do you have to be to use a label like that against other Americans?

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TerraHertz 3 points ago

Also, such a stupid hill to choose to die on. "Of course no one would cheat using mail-in ballots! How could the President be so misguided to even suggest there might be cheating? We shall set him straight."

Oh come on, Jack... Deathwish much? Trump curse on steroids.

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Ironball 14 points ago

This has to be one of the oldest of wisdoms passed down in human kind: Never poke the bear .

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weltbild 8 points ago

Second oldest after don't taste yellow snow.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago

Never piss into wind.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago

It's all coming back to me now.

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EpicTrump 10 points ago

Raise your hand if you think President Trump was hoping for a response like this from the Twitter thought police so that he could drop a MOAB on all the biased social media platforms. 🙋🏼‍♀️

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 10 points ago

@jack should have used a bigger stick....

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DatNewbChemist 17 points ago

Or just not poked the bear to start with and allow people to freely express themselves without him attempting to thoughtpolice every thing that happens in the world.

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CovfefeAnon 6 points ago

But then he wouldn't be fodder.

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HowardRoark 3 points ago

His stick really isn't that big.

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thegeebeebee 6 points ago

That he backtracked... This meme gets better if you level it up with that tape of that truly revolutionary dude who trusted the bears so much he lived in the woods. Until the bear ate him.

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Cheesemaker 6 points ago

You sure its not a Gorilla?

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America_No_1 7 points ago

Different channel

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559throw 6 points ago

Still waiting for my fucking Gorilla Channel...

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lord_nougat 3 points ago

The channes with gorillas fucking is a different channel altogether!

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spockers 2 points ago

The channel with gorillas fucking is a different channel!

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lord_nougat 1 point ago

I CONCUR!

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559throw 2 points ago

I know it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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lord_nougat 1 point ago

I ain't judging your proclivities!

...you fucking perv!

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You_Will_Clap 6 points ago

What kind of man still wears a nose ring at his age? There must be soy in the water supply in Califnornia.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago

The kind of 'man' who likes being led around by the nose!

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Batman-von-Pepe 6 points ago

HAHA literally poking the bear, this is perfect.

His progression has been like a legit super villain. The more evil shit he does the scragglier his hair and beard get.

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lord_nougat 3 points ago

That's the physical manifestation of his dark-side force powers growing!

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enoughdakka 5 points ago

You know who else has bears? Russia. Collusion gonfirmed

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago

Wow, great format, maybe I’m outta touch, but I haven’t seen this one before.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago

/#ThatsAFactJack

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago

Lol, what is this from? I really want to watch the results.

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JohnBarron 3 points ago

there like a relevant video to this?? Always like to see some nature getting revenge on stupidity.

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lord_nougat 1 point ago

Crikey, mate! He's a BEAUTY!

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Beaker999 3 points ago

Not poking the bear is common sense, surly penetrating the bears anus is going to end really badly?

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lord_nougat 1 point ago

Some "bears" like that kind of thing, I've heard...

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago

You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?

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IsrorOrca 2 points ago

Ever notice that Jack looks like Kane from Robocop 2

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lord_nougat 1 point ago

That's an insult to Kane from Robocop 2!

...even if it is kind of true!

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago

Doesn't he look scared?

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CovfefeVideo 2 points ago

He learned nothing from the Mainstream Media

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago

That's malarkey Jack!

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OrganicVandal 2 points ago

"Never do this to a family of badgers." - Ernest P. Worrell

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Jcholl9 2 points ago

I wonder if Jack will lose any sleep over this? I mean what did he think would happen after trying to pull this crap on Trump!

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Marshall 1 point ago

Like most liberals, I doubt he has the capacity to THINK.

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HongKongFluey 1 point ago

I’m gonna jam my thumb in his butthole now!

https://youtu.be/O9nbJnEpG0w

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Trumper007 1 point ago

So often simple is best

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Barack0bama 1 point ago

and by bears, it means stock market bears, because that dumbfuck is going to make them millions of dollars for shorting TWTR

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macguyver 1 point ago

This is not 100%. As a publisher they would then be allowed to literally just ban The President, and pretty much anyone else they wanted at that point. This would leave whats left of their base in a nice little isolated bubble. While locked at home during quarantine to boot. They could even mislead people to believe that the lockdown needs to be extended until after the election and they would have no contradiction because they banned it all.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago

More like Steve Irwin fucking with a stingray.

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BrickSuit 1 point ago

Could be John Ward TBH