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catsfive [S] 7 points ago +14 / -7

Then cut your mic, loser. Go wait in the corner with the rest of the no-lift plebs

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SemperFree 4 points ago +7 / -3

Big talk from the big bad keyboard warrior.

What lifting are you doing? Fingers on your keyboard? Fapping to a Harvard Lawyer?

Meme more son, let me know when prosecutions actually happen.

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catsfive [S] -2 points ago +3 / -5

I was a Q mod, bud, so, yeah. We out-lifted your loser ass on a daily basis.

No one's gonna let you know when the prosecutions happen. You'll just read it here, posted by me, as usual.

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SemperFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok sweet, looking forward to it.

Please post when it happens.

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catsfive [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Both, but I had it first

Haha, see what I did there

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WeinerLapTop 9 points ago +10 / -1

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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its_three_oclock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Never gets old

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SemperFree -1 points ago +2 / -3

Oh noes!

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hahahaha I love that I know this

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