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_TheConsumer_ 82 points ago

The new ad is straight from the Cultural Marxist playbook: remake the original, replacing a white guy with a minority, and then edit out the punchline.

In the new ad, the husband no longer says "Well, she's a guy."

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HilarityComplex 45 points ago

Remember folks.

The Frankfurt school decided that classism wouldn't work as a wedge issue to divide Americans because of our inherent upward mobility.

So they adapted Marxism to use identity politics to destroy our culture first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWgkYv-JOGA

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leftists_are_trash 26 points ago

I've heard Marxists can float, but only some of them and only if they're thrown out of helicopters. There's no way to tell without experimentation.

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Ameronaut 10 points ago

My friend Augusto has a helicopter he might let us use

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HilarityComplex 8 points ago

How many Marxists do we have to give helicopter rides before we have a sufficient sample to predict further outcomes?

How many? I mean there are so many.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago

I heard you can substitute a C-130 cargo planes for higher volumes of commies in place of a helicopter

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AndrewLB 3 points ago

Yes.

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b2acctx 14 points ago

Really appreciate your comment. I was in college at the same time as Breitbart and one of my professors talked about The Frankfurt School. I went to the library later that week and read-up on it and it opened my eyes. Not really the intended consequence of the prof.

We debated much after that and he tried to give me a lesser grade on an exam after. I took it to school administration and challenged the grade. I was successful in earning my "A", but it was a pain in the arse.

Pretty much ruined my senior year as I listened to my Profs and could hear the very ideology that was borne out of Frankfurt School and Fabian Society.

Steely eyed and skeptical, I pushed through and left college with a piece of paper and very bitter memories.

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INK10 8 points ago

Similar. I had to get through the "indoctrination" courses aka required courses for two years to get to the meat of my actual degree. I wanted to throw spitballs at many of the profs.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago

Lol isn’t the whole point of spitballs you shoot them thru a straw?

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b2acctx 1 point ago

Yep. So frustrating.

Can we just get to the actual knowledge and not mess around with your indoctrinated ideologies?

I got more knowledge out of spending time in the library and reading than listening to the profs.

I guess you could say my degree was just an expensive library subscription. Worth the money. Lesson learned.

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ClownTamer 4 points ago

All the Frankfurt school really accomplished was weaponizing discourse. For all the critiques of the Greeks and everyone else, the Frankfurt school seemingly lead to nothing positive.

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AndrewLB 4 points ago

Your college experience was almost identical to mine when i attended a Southern California university. One of the big eye openers was when we invited a well known author and former Communist, David Horowitz, to speak and the way these rabid mouth breathing communists treated him was beyond disgusting. He made it a point to call out some of the professors who showed up with protesters in tow, one of them being the head of the 'african american studies' department, whom he noted was a convicted kidnapper and torturer. I was fortunate enough to get to sit down and talk with him along with 5 or 6 others after his speech and his story and views on the left really gave me a much better understanding of how big of an enemy they truly are.

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b2acctx 1 point ago

Holy s***. That is a terrifying story. An anecdote, yes, like mine. But this is how the indoctrination infiltrates society.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

Good on ya fren.

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Slick_Willy 21 points ago

Compare new vs old commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Ci8B8gMGg

Got to be politically correct!

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Brucesky420 5 points ago

"black people won't buy unless you cater to them"

"white people are racist if they won't support not being catered to"

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago

So do they think they'll gain more black or woke people by doing this shit? I dont get it, hell maybe they're right, who knows anymore.

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gamexa 12 points ago

It's not for black people, white people eat this shit up.

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footinmouth 8 points ago

Ok so if you have hulu or w/e and it asks for an ad preference, pick the Spanish one. Now google or w/e thinks I'm a Latino guy so now my ads are all hot barely clothed Latino women dancing and talking to me in Spanish, which I don't understand so I just pretend they are flirting.

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independentbystander 2 points ago

LOL!!!

#WINNING

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PresidentPreston 4 points ago

State Farm wanted to do more big promotional things with the “Jake from State Farm” character they created, and the original guy (who was just a local townie) isn’t an actor. They needed someone with professional acting chops who could go to LA and feel comfortable quickly shooting ads with Chris Paul, James Harden, and other celebs. So one way or another, the original Jake was gonna get replaced because he didn’t really have the talent (nor the desire, from what I’ve heard) to become a national insurance mascot (like Flo, the GEICO gecko, or Allstate’s Mayhem).

Now, why they chose to replace him with a young, good looking black man, in particular ......well, that’s where focus groups and marketing comes in, as you can imagine.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago

They definitely won't get more black people with that shit.

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FragrantDude 0 points ago

Wasn't that the original Jake answering the black Jake about being asked what he was wearing? I mean, I think they should have made the first part of the commercial different which would have made it funnier, but it's not like they replaced the guy. Am I missing something here?

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago

I noticed that too, it's fucking retarded.

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sagebrushfire 20 points ago

I’m flabbergasted that we have reached a point in our society that THAT thing is acceptable. THAT is to be “commended.” THAT is to be “emulated.” THAT is to be “respected.” Our ancestors worked their asses off to fight against oppression, slavery, a better way of life for their children and their children’s children. THAT is the culmination of their efforts. Abomination. Our society stands at the precipice.

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alfredbester 14 points ago

Oh, the truth is far worse. THAT is to be OBEYED.

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CantThinkOfUserName 6 points ago

If you say anything less than he's stunning and brave, you will be the one ostracized from society and not the mentally ill dude who wants to chop off his weiner.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago

He doesn't want to chop off his weiner, how then could he have sex with children?

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Canadian-Bacon 1 point ago

Jokes on them, I'm already ostracized from society.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago

I went to YouTube to listen to him speak, granted I only watched one thing, albeit the first result, but when questioned, he didn’t even answer anything and just said “I think you understand it well enough so I won’t get into it” (lol so you came on TV to just suck the reporters dick basically and tell them everything they say is right?) and he mentioned something about “allowing hospitals to expand their bed capacity if needed”. Uhm why the ever loving fuck would they need your permission for that.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

Something is very very wrong in the keystone state.

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago

IT'S MA'AM!!

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PossumPower 17 points ago

Looks like Gary Oldman playing a fat woman, except he would probably be more convincing.

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cgiles98 2 points ago

Kek

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Airvh 17 points ago

Dude, its a dude!

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Fairshakeplz 17 points ago

https://youtu.be/DjJS76wOUm0

Everytime I see this guy

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obamagsm 4 points ago

I think of Austin powers. That's not your mother. That's a man!

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WU_HAN_FRU 14 points ago

It’s MA’AM!!

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GasStationBurrito 9 points ago

Is that Melinda Gates? All those billions and that's what he bought???

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GulagDweller 1 point ago

No, Kevin Klein.

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minotaurbeach 9 points ago

When I first saw this guy, I thought- 'not enough self-control to not crossdress at work eh?'

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GulagDweller 3 points ago

At least she doesn't have the dreaded "Penis Envy". Got the world by the balls!

Wonder if Rosie O'Donnell is looking for another partner?

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obamagsm 4 points ago

She?

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GulagDweller 3 points ago

OK, OK, she/he/it!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago

Let's compromise. That right there is a fuckwit.

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GulagDweller 8 points ago

Even at an Ugly Camp that is considered ugly.

I used to think there was someone out there for everyone, I admit that I have now been proven wrong.

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LostViking1985 5 points ago

There are plenty of cats looking for a home.

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GulagDweller 4 points ago

Pretty sure that would scare the cats away too.

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ElGuapo 8 points ago

Christ, what an abomination. Inmates running the asylum..

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BlueSaltMiner 8 points ago

This is like a sad joke.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago

Laugh or cry, your choice

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PotentialWizard 7 points ago

Every since he was a kid, he secretly wanted to be a fat, sloppy woman.

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ARCH130PTRIX 7 points ago

Fat Quagmire’s Dad!

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patriotX 6 points ago

Mental illness in charge of state health.

Ohhhkay.

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GulagDweller 6 points ago

Just brought a smile to my face :-) and I find it hard to smile these days.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

It's gonna be what it is fren. Pm me if ya wanna talk.

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schiff_for_brains 5 points ago

Who really thinks putting somebody with mental health issues and an inability to see and accept reality in charge of public health is a good idea?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

Tom Wolf.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago

Basically, any Leftist ever...

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LosPepesContra 4 points ago

This is Meme mastery at it's best. My only regret is I only have one up vote to give.

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ScottyGunn 4 points ago

Yes, that mentally ill person is in charge in PA. Advising Wolf when to open or not. Rabid anti-trumper...

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Rooster 3 points ago

As a citizen of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania...I am both amused and ashamed.....FYI..."she" has a penis....

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

"She" also had a wife and fathered four children. Probably molested half of them.

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Will 3 points ago

I can't wait to move out of Pennsylvania.

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Tacticalsmoke 3 points ago

Same, North Carolina is looking good

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago

Not many pastures greener than PA.

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Will 2 points ago

The highest gas tax in the county. Sales and income tax. Between Philly and Pittsburgh my vote doesn't count. A statewide toll road and crumbling infrastructure. I could go on, but I can't wait to leave.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago

Guess I'm lucky to be in the NW. I'm surely partial but it feels good man. Hate to see a pede leave. You've got another friend in Pennsylvania.

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Afeazo 3 points ago

Disgusting.

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women_for_trump 3 points ago

What the hell is that?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

Clown world.

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footinmouth 3 points ago

For those of you that don't have the pleasure of listening to the radio in PA, they fuck with the levels of this beast so that he sounds more like a women. But if you see him speak live on TV he sounds like a man.

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NJ_LibertyProsperity 3 points ago

Disgusting. Actually makes me feel a little bit sick to my stomach physically.

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UnitedStatesCitizen 3 points ago

Ben Franklin lookin like he just got done shopping at Lane Bryant.

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based_unicorn 3 points ago

At least TRY to look like a woman...?

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Xtracreddit 2 points ago

Meme Master!!!

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stormdraintrooper 2 points ago

nice

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago

That is the creature that is keeping Pennsylvania locked down and destroying businesses. Who can afford to keep paying full rent on time for retail locations, along with the minimum utilities bills, insurance,etc for months on end?

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winsome 1 point ago

Almost as ugly as M. Moore.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 1 point ago

Please, somebody more digitally talented than I, photoshop an electric guitar into that pic and change those things into sunglasses. Rock on!

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