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uvontheterrible 242 points ago

If the NAACP has trouble figuring out whether to endorse Joe Biden or Trump, then they ain't the NAACP.

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weltbild 49 points ago

NWACP

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Averon 18 points ago

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

NAAWP

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago

NAA(globohomo)P

NAAGP

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Marble68 16 points ago

NANWCP

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drsowells1fan 21 points ago

They're way too busy grandstanding about disparities in crack sentencing and other shit that accomplishes zilch for the average hardworking black person they purportedly represent. And paying for Ben Jealous' summers in Martha's Vineyard.

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JBlaze056 14 points ago

NC double womp

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DaygoJenny 1 point ago

How triple dog DARE u

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Barack0bama 152 points ago

Biden is a serial liar, a rapist, a child molester and a racist.

Think about that, the democrats spent 4 years and THIS is the best they could come up with.

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ChokingOnARedpill 80 points ago

They also spent 4 years saying Trump was all that.

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hint 40 points ago

It's always projection with leftists.

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trumplandslide 14 points ago

ALWAYS

They colluded with Russia They did Quid Pro Quo They ARE racists They are white supremacists And they most definitely are wannabe dictators.

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donaldschwarzenegger 7 points ago

They are not dumb. Rules of Radicals, straight out the commie playbook.

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IncredibleMrE1 31 points ago

They are sending their best, folks!

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago

Their constituency consists of people with purple hair and guys who like to watch other men do their girls.

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VetforTrump 6 points ago

Yeah cuckerbergs

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FluManChu 25 points ago

This is exactly what they wanted to come up with. They want a morally bankrupt empty shell of a human ... that will be happy to collect bribes and do whatever the party bosses tell them. See Obama, Hillary, Biden for examples.

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cuntard 12 points ago

also explains the attempts to shove stacey abrams down everyone’s throats

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SirSeizureSalad 1 point ago

Speaking of shoving things down your throat. I bet she can eat hot dogs without moving her jaw through that gap.

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rooftoptendie 15 points ago

Sometimes, maybe once or twice a week, the news will be on while I'm in the kitchen or doing chores and something about Biden will come on, and it will just strike me as funny for whatever reason... and before you know it, I am literally crying and doubled up with laughter.

Those Democraps stole a lot from me and I want that fucking party to BURN. I am loving this shit show so much. You could not write shit like this if you tried. Every day I can't wait to see what happens next.

Joe fucking Biden. Do you have ANY IDEA how pissed off the remaining progressives are right now....

Joe Biden is so awful that several of us here on late night a few weeks back agreed that there are LITERAL RETARDS who would make a better president than that excuse of a man. Jesco the Dancing Outlaw would make a better president. A half eaten starbucks ham and cheese panini would make a better president.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago

You are not wrong my friend...RIP Jesco. He came up and danced onstage at my husband's band's show one time....a good dude.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago

that is so AWESOME, you are famous now!!!!!!! Hope you got some good pics!

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goodguy 15 points ago

Very nice summary, indeed.

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leakmouth 9 points ago

Don’t forget the dementia (see what I did there?)

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Twitter 9 points ago

he's everything that the democrats are we see them lie daily on tv, over and over, froth from the mouth to attack anything and everything trump does. They are so mentally deranged.

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Imransgarage 8 points ago

A dude that was wholly disqualified decades ago for blatant plagiarism.

Now he flat out lies about his endorsements and majority of his supporters don’t blink.

The communism runs deeper than we think pedes.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago

At least he's consistent.

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BadManOrange 5 points ago

Democrats have no platform except big government and communism. The only people who support that platform are shitty people. They have no smooth talking Obamas to go around this time. The only reason why Biden is even the guy is because he was Obama's VP. Otherwise, they'd be left with Pete Buttjudge.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 5 points ago

Exactly. They finally found the perfect candidate -- a candidate who encompasses all things Democrat.

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swarleybing 4 points ago

He isn't the best, and they know it. But he does attract some black votes, simply by virtue of being the guy who stood next to Obama for 8 years. That is the only reason he is the candidate.

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ChewyBass 4 points ago

The best? Thays who they wanted.

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Whoopies_tds 3 points ago

This was the other option https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fuuP3aXyx0w

In fairness, I don’t know that she was ever accused of raping anyone but there sure are a lot of dead bodies stacked up around her

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Joshy 54 points ago

I hope it matters enough to the black community to peel off another couple of percent come November

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alfredbester 21 points ago

Can you imagine if it isn't enough?

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Vino 21 points ago

Ever heard of Rhodesia?

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pizzzzaaaa 6 points ago

Honestly, if the black "community" doesn't walk away from dems now, there will never be racial progress in this country. I don't know how you can be called "black man" or "black woman" on the news every time anything happens related to someone who happens to be black, and not get a sense of what the fuck has been going on for decades.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago

We only need a couple of percent, in tandem with low Dem turnout, to make the difference....and they know it.

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MedicineBowJoe 44 points ago

"Take a look at my record, man!"

Why the hell does he talk like that?

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Tx50bmg 31 points ago

Listen, you lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier! Enough of your malarkey!

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Vests123 27 points ago

I think in his demented mind, he feels that it makes him "relatable" to the people.

He thinks he's still in the 60's.

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago

yep. he actually thinks you are so dumb that if he adds "man" to what he says that that will make you vote for him. It is absolutely horrifying.

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Vests123 6 points ago

It truly is horrifying.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago

Cue the 'It's MA'AM!' meme right here

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Paul_Revere 12 points ago

Why the hell does he talk like that?

Because his puppetmasters think it makes him sound like a real, down-to-earth Man of the People.

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DeusVultIntensifies 7 points ago

Yep. He is in no ways tired and he carries hot sauce in his man purse.

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MedicineBowJoe 6 points ago

No way lol, his campaign staff must wish he'd stop it. But you can't control a dementia patient

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MostEffectualTopKek 7 points ago

We can't Joe. You sealed them remember ... oh

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 7 points ago (edited)

Come on, man! Take a look at me! Gimme a sniff, and if you don’t like me, vote for the other guy! Doncha wanna play with muh leg hairs and talk about roaches? I mean come on man!

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Sumsuch 6 points ago

Listen fat.

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YuugeNews 4 points ago

And he really, really doesn't want black Americans to look at his record...

http://archive.fo/iCQZh

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago

nice find.

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gummibarenaked 2 points ago

He want's to show you his "record".

It's obviously some sort of euphemism.

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IckySkidMarx 24 points ago

womp womp

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womp-womp-twice 14 points ago

beautiful

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wytxcook1 23 points ago

SOMEONE GET JIM CLYBURN ON THE RECORD NOW!

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stjdalen 23 points ago

Is the WaPo going to announce the number of lies Biden is telling

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Fremium2020 20 points ago

Nah. They will fake a poll that Biden is leading by 23 points.

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FineParticles 2 points ago

Before this is over some poll will claim Joe is up 102% with a two percent margin of error.

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gummibarenaked 1 point ago

You know, I was really frustrated in 2016 at having to listen to the MSM behaving more like Nigerian scammers than journalists.

But, it's actually better for Trump just to let these fakers continue to dig their own graves. The shallowness of and the frequency of their lying to try to cover up ObamaGate is creating a very jarring dissonance that is causing more Americans to finally realize that something is horribly wrong with the media.

We will have time for the senate subcommittee hearings on journalistic integrity in 2021. For whatever is left of of CNN, the NYT, etc at that point.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago

No, they want Democracy to die.

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zebfross 19 points ago

We are so lucky to have gotten Biden. He really is the gift that keeps on giving

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CousinEddie 7 points ago

Biden's gift is that he got normies to focus their anger on who's really fucking them - their own party.

Hating trump is fine and easy, but they can't blame Trump for being their candidate. The dems had 3 years to find and build someone who can compete and this is what they gave their constituents.

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Choppermagic 17 points ago

CNN - "NAACP is not black"

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MAGAnum_PI 15 points ago

MSNBC: The National Association for the Advancement of Caucasion People refuses to endorse Biden.

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US_Grant18 4 points ago

🤣

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Reddit_Guerrilla 14 points ago

The NAACP are white devils.

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MatthewUSA 12 points ago

That is a major oof

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benny_rt2 12 points ago

Come on man

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 5 points ago

Listen fat.

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Denvertick 11 points ago

He’s assuming way too much of the black community and their support for him. And also telling them what “color they really are”.

WTF Joe?

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hillaryforprison 11 points ago

His claims are starting to sound as dishonest as Crooked Hillary if that's even possible. 1024 intelligence agencies endorsed me, haha.

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Picador20 5 points ago

Indeed, this was his "Basket of Deplorables": moment. You don't get to tell people they are required to vote for you any more than you insult them for not voting for you. Hubris will be their undoing.

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Thehumancentipede 11 points ago

If we had a fair media this would be the end of his campaign.

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Kaiheitai 10 points ago

Damn

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JFellows72 10 points ago

What a bitch

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physsijim 9 points ago

I wonder if they might have had a problem with an old white man playing the 'de-blacking' game.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago

The NAACP must really be in a pickle...they have to choose between a racist Democrat and a non-racist Republican.

I guess the safe bet is to endorse Biden's VP and stay silent about Biden.

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Picador20 8 points ago

He was referring to the Nudist Alliance for the Appreciation of Child Pornography.

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NimbleNavigator 3 points ago

Underrated comment. Meme potential.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago

SNIFF

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rossagesausage 7 points ago

They're white now?

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ShrikeDeCil 4 points ago

Just like Jihadists are "White Supremacists".

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thegeebeebee 3 points ago

Yes.

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HalfwayHikes 7 points ago

hahahahah. this is both funny and sad to see him implode.

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FluManChu 6 points ago

Do you think if Trump made an egregious lie like that ... they would have responded in such a refrained way. Could only imagine the invectives they would use.

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PianoPede 6 points ago

We can’t this much winning in one day!

The Democrats, arguably, managed to pick someone just as bad as hot-sauce-carrying Hillary this time.

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schism [S] 8 points ago

Funny story: Biden made his comments today to the same person on the same radio show that Hillary made her "hot sauce" comment.

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PianoPede 3 points ago

Noice

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Skippious 6 points ago

He also said that he has three degrees, got a full scholarship, and was at the top of his class. None of which was true.

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gummibarenaked 1 point ago

He obviously meant that he was given the third degree about his saying that he received a full scholarship. When he said that he was at the top of his class, he meant that he was frequently stoned on marijuana.

/am I doing this right, CNN?

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nothingberg 6 points ago

"C'mon man, that Joe Biden dude sounds like a bad dude"

--Joe Biden

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago

This guy is not a clown he's the whole circus 🎪

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SpezsChinHasPoohGoo 5 points ago

“Take a look at my record man, I extended the voting rights 25 years,

Unmmmm, huh?

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flabbyfanny1 5 points ago

As bad as Biden is, please don’t get complacent. Get out and vote come November!

Hate is a big motivator- and people hate Trump in the same way they hated Nixon. It is visceral, irrational, largely based on media lies, but even idiots get to vote...

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wytxcook1 9 points ago

People didn't hate Nixon.

Nixon had won reelection in 1972 by a landslide and began his second term with a lofty 68% Gallup Poll approval rating in January 1973.

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/09/25/how-the-watergate-crisis-eroded-public-support-for-richard-nixon/

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FishStickIsles 5 points ago

Wow Joe's having one bad day.

And this was the guy who was supposed to guarantee the Dems the black vote.

LOL

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago

Biden is the Anti-Trump. He’s dumb, senile, he’s not really funny unless we are laughing AT HIM. And he’s just pandering for the black vote, whereas Trump is just cool and garners it without being so overt about wanting it.

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Philhelm 9 points ago

Trump bangs models and Biden rapes children.

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tenebrose 5 points ago

This poor old man literally cannot help himself at this point.

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Fremium2020 5 points ago

Didnt think I would see the NAACP drop some spice like that.

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Batman 4 points ago

Don’t worry. A Liberal is a Liberal before an American. They’ll endorse the DNCCP candidate this year.

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MarshallisMad 4 points ago

Wait. Wait a minute. If the NAACP doesn’t endorse candidates, that means Obama was never endorsed by the NAACP.

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PapaPepe 4 points ago

Give it a week. They'l endorse him and say he's the least racist person maybe ever. Despite the fact that out of the hundreds or thousands of children he's sniffed and assaulted, not one of them has been black.

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago

This is why when Obama was POTUS we almost never saw Biden. Biden lost his mid years ago.

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flashersenpai 4 points ago

When are they changing their name to the NAAPOC???

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Keiichi81 4 points ago

He meant they endorsed the other Joe Biden.

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freespeech4all 4 points ago

NAACP can kick rocks as they wanted Trump impeached but not surprised about Biden

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JBlaze056 4 points ago

Maybe it was Corn Pop acting as a spokesman.

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Lonnyzone 4 points ago

Biden's comments seem to indicate he thinks he owns the blacks.

Racism is wrong, even from the Democrat candidate for President.

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SiBear117 4 points ago

Gonna be a long summer for malarkey man.

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gummibarenaked 4 points ago

IMHO He's exhausted his malarkey. He ought to move on to pettifoggery and jiggery-pokery.

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McAlpine76 3 points ago

Thinking Stacy Abrams is now the necessary VP choice for his campaign.

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realPierreDelecto 4 points ago

Too weak. Most likely Harris

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McAlpine76 4 points ago

Not black enough.

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Picador20 3 points ago

You mean she voted for Trump?

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hypebeast420 3 points ago

WTF I love the NAACP now

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NoPrisners 3 points ago

Dims have taken the “black vote” for granted for far too long and it shows. They are in serious trouble.

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jcsbck 3 points ago

The funny thing is Joe's just going to make it worse and worse by trying to defend himself

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Aslrightnow 3 points ago

Give this story some time to blow over and they will endorse him.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago

Boy it’s been a day for Biden hasn’t it? Every time he opened his mouth something regrettable came out.

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magachudd 3 points ago

I nominate Joe Biden for the space program.

We need a monkey to start.

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MuricaQThroatpuncher 3 points ago

wait - not even when he ran as VP?

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Philhelm 3 points ago

It's going to be amazing when Biden inevitably drops an N-bomb on live television.

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Picador20 1 point ago

Biden is already the self-proclaimed President of All Black People. That gives him the right to say the N-word. They're his people. He OWNS them the way his great-great grandfathers did.

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CharlesDemar72 3 points ago

So Joe is a rapist, racist and a liar.

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Philhelm 3 points ago

And pedophile.

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CharlesDemar72 2 points ago

D’oh my bad. I forgot.

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DonaldMagaTrump 3 points ago

At this point, Dems would be better off putting him in a coma and running him like that.

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texascpa 3 points ago

What? Biden lying while he's running for President? You don't say....BTW, can anyone tell me why the MSM is not bringing up all of his lies, including plagiarism, from the last time he ran? Why is not an issue this time?

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Blackeye 2 points ago

Biden doesn’t know whether to shit or shine his shoes, much less who the hell has endorsed him.

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kesquare2 2 points ago

80s rerun election?

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Fabius 2 points ago

The NCAA always endorses a Democrat.

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beachy_keen 2 points ago

It’s like he can’t stop lying. Wtf

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago

This is so good, lol!

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NatJenkins 2 points ago

They don't need to endorse him. 90-99% of the Black vote is already his, just like in the primaries.

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Picador20 1 point ago

I wouldn't count on that.

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NatJenkins 1 point ago

Please stop

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Faintlight 2 points ago

He lies like a sociopath. No problem with his conscience.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago

He meant the KKK. His senility must be excused.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago

I'm sure the imaginary NAACP endorsement came through for Biden's current imaginary Senate candidacy.

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BeachCruisin22 2 points ago

Hooooooly shit

Savage, Biden is a fucking retard. I hope the DNC doesn’t replace him. I want his head on a stake outside the whitehouse on November 4th

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DnDD2 2 points ago

Did Corn Pop officially endorse yet?

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raybiker73 3 points ago

Corn Pop endorses Froot Loop, Frosted Flakes rejoice.

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trauncher 2 points ago

Joe Biden... Liar... Racist... Senile.

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Philhelm 3 points ago

Pedophile.

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YuugeNews 1 point ago (edited)

C'mon he was speaking just last week with Nelson Mandela about the time he went to prison as the leader of the Selma March with that nice Justin from Canada..you know...Castro's kid.

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trauncher 1 point ago

lol!!!

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago

Ouch. In his defense, he probably doesn’t remember.

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runonce 2 points ago

"Oh Snap", I believe. is the appropriate phrase to be used in this situation.

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AngelMark 1 point ago

Joe Biden has ALWAYS been a YUGE LIAR!

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gummibarenaked 1 point ago

CNN and NYT will announce tomorrow that Biden correctly stated that the "NNACP" endorsed him every time he ran. Within the next 4 hours a hastily cobbled-together website for the NNACP will suddenly appear online backdated to make it appear like it was there all along. The autists over at 4chan will then succeed in locating cut and pasted HMTL code leading back to that furry farkwad Combetta.

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YuugeNews 1 point ago

Joe's practicing for red nose day - when all the comedic clowns come out to play.

I think he's nailed it.

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Hereforagoodtime 1 point ago

NAACP is bipartisan? They sure about that answer?

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HolaPendejos 1 point ago

Come on man

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago

That’s OK the Southern poverty Law Center supports Joe Biden for sure, what a fucking joke that is..🖕🏻 Fuck Morris Dees.

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