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tiamat 311 points ago

jeez they move fast

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Keiichi81 227 points ago

The centipede is a nimble predator.

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tiamat 125 points ago

i hope someone sends talcum x this shirt in the mail

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ShrikeDeCil 62 points ago

Hell. We should find an address, set up a page, and send 1000.

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rickscarf 24 points ago

then ask him on social media to confirm that he donated them to the homeless and didn't just throw them in the trash

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago

Personally delivered by Trump ... and handed out ... connected to an interview live on-air.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 7 points ago

Fuck that. Dudes crazy enough to try to convince people he is black. I wouldnt trust him around GEOTUS at all.

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stormdraintrooper 1 point ago

He might just spontaneously whole-body this.

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kesquare2 9 points ago

I'm in.

We need to address each to one of his pseudonyms.

I call Martin Luther Cream.

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TheReal45 -25 points ago

$30,000? Why?

Send that money to the Trump campaign so that they can hire more people to register voters in important counties.

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MAGA12 54 points ago

Buying the shirts would be giving $ to DJTs campaign...

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thisguy883 14 points ago

Um...guys? Should we tell him?

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kesquare2 8 points ago

nah

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Jsa9 7 points ago

The money WOULD go to trump. Take a second and rethink your comment.

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HangtownBill 28 points ago

Talcum's t-shirt would read "I Ain't Black"

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kudupoo 12 points ago

You mean Martin Luther Cream?

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5000wattsx 9 points ago

Considering the fact that Talcum X refuses to support Biden and doesn't care if doing so may result in Trump getting a second term, he would probably wear it.

Not out of support for Trump, but because he's probably hoping he can get the DNC to drop him and let Bernie take the nomination.

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rumptious 4 points ago

Shaun King? That's the sign of a really good nickname. Take my upvote.

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Jsa9 3 points ago

-it speaks to him -it funds GEOTUS

Win-fucking-win

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catvideos3 2 points ago

Nimble Navigator.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago

That's no mere centipede. This is quite clearly the work of a millipede. Ten times as fast and ten times as spicy.

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Rainman 24 points ago

Unlike Biden

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Barack0bama 30 points ago

thats a goddman lie, I dare you to call Joe Biden slow when he spots a 7 year old girl separated from her parents

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weltbild 10 points ago

we have to look at the facts come on man, either you are an obiden bama democrat or you can vote for the other biden

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alfredbester 10 points ago

Fondling them IN FRONT OF THEIR PARENTS is actually his kink. He's both a perv and a sadist.

He's basically Ramsay Bolton in real life. And all the Democrats are endorsing him. How fucked up is that?

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thisguy883 6 points ago

Finding vulnerable 7 year old girls is like a sixth sense he has.

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kag-2020- 13 points ago

You're who what now? I'm gonna push up and you know, Jack, Corn Pop ain't gonna do the thing.

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weltbild 8 points ago

if you can remember what you had yesterday for lunch you ain't a biden

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Fuck_commies_2024 7 points ago

What did Biden know and when did he forget it?

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weltbild 2 points ago

When is Joe Biden and what does he still know?

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Long_time_lurker 7 points ago

He's going after the baby eater vote, instead.

I wish I was kidding about that -

https://thedonald.win/p/FfyO2JPc/leftist-hack-declares-i-would-vo/c/

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Vino 7 points ago (edited)

I was telling my family, the left are nothing but pure Biblical evil last weekend, and got eye rolls. This bitch isn't kidding, is whats truly frightening.

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raybiker73 3 points ago

"Know Moloch-y...err, No Malarkey....err, you know...the thing!" - Biden, probably

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago

Lot of people out of work itching to go

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kag-2020- 6 points ago

Capitalism at its finest.

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago

I can’t imagine it takes a lot to have someone put words on a t-shirt. It’s not like they’re already making them

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undefined 7 points ago

Something Something Puerto Rico Mayer

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago

Ludicrous speed.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 2 points ago

Faster than Joe on a lost toddler

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g0rdy 1 point ago

Yeah... it took Hollywood months to re-tool their commercials to KungFlu slant..

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Butthurt 134 points ago

Holy shit even when joe Biden is placed in an interview with someone that supports him, and is guaranteed to ask soft ball questions, he still manages to somehow take a shit on his own face. He’s like sideshow bob walking into rakes.

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Haitianbychoice360 60 points ago

Actually, the questions weren't so softball. Charlamagne asked about his mental health, the 1994 crime bill, challenged him on the narrative that polls show that he is winning and asked specifically what has he done for the African-American community. Shocking (not really) that a radio DJ personality asks better questions than the national media.

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leo-bulero 9 points ago

Charlamagne can be pretty based sometimes. He called Elizabeth Warren "the original Rachel Dolezal"...

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fumbl3 7 points ago

Biden complained he was too 'cavalier' in a backhanded sudo-apology/response

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DefineTheLine 6 points ago

Well he is The God...

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Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago

Indeed. And of course not be confused with GEOTUS.

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Nachleben 1 point ago

Charlemagne is the biggest Trump hating pussy on the radio. If they were "hardball" questions Biden knew about them.

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_bryan 3 points ago

Use a pen, sideshow Bob!

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 92 points ago

We’ve never seen a president like this one, and never will again. This is a once in a lifetime experience.

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Trump2024 40 points ago

It's like going on a tour to watch your favorite band and every show is better than the one before.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 21 points ago

I’m really not looking forward to going back to some teleprompter reading little bitch as president.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 7 points ago

You can say his name. “Wussolini”.

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Wanderlust 12 points ago

His greatness may never be matched in boldness, endurance, and the odds stacked against him. No one will ever be in shoes like his again. But I believe he can teach a new generation to be great.

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thisguy883 7 points ago

Well people said that about Reagan when he was POTUS, and then lived to see Trump.

So i'm skeptical.

We wont see another like Trump for a VERY long time and that's what i'm worried about.

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KishinD 2 points ago

Reagan was an ACTOR. Trump is the real deal. Reagan had a lot of pretty words for the cameras but behind the scenes his only priority was the defeat of communism. Corporate interests handled the rest. He undermined the dollar, destroyed American manufacturing, and committed the literal, actual, textbook definition of high treason.

Reagan was a drug dealer, traitor, and sellout.

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noquo89 67 points ago

These people spare no time or expenses, that's why I fucking love this president

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weltbild 18 points ago

underbudget ahead of shedule is the slogan not sparing no time or expenses

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SuperMechaDon 50 points ago

The last time Democrats got this possessive of black people we had a civil war.

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INK10 13 points ago

That should also be on a t-shirt.

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US_Grant18 8 points ago

I'm sending Sherman to georgia to make stacy Abrams howl

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raybiker73 2 points ago

She fits the criteria for Uncle Billy's march - 60 miles in latitude, 300 to the main.

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GuitarsNwoodcarving 36 points ago

Nimble

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LionTed 19 points ago

Impressive speed

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AIDS1255 35 points ago

Honestly God tier marketing team

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TheSwiftPepe 8 points ago

And have you noticed all of the models they use are good looking, respectable patriots? Compare that to some of the democrat merch stores, it's disgusting.

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weltbild 23 points ago

Coming soon with either "man come on" "listen fat" "truth over facts" "lets go outside" "corndogs bad dude" or "lying dogfaced ponysoldier"

on the backside

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ShrikeDeCil 10 points ago

Velcro patches :D

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INK10 8 points ago

My favorite will always be "lying dogfaced ponysoldier", There is just so much hilarity in that one phrase. I'm going to put it on a t-shirt.

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TranceDj 21 points ago

I want this. Can I... Can I even wear this as a white guy?

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Nomad 20 points ago

Hey, fat, you ain't black.

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TranceDj 10 points ago

True, but I might be a dog faced pony soldier. Does that count?

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badabaca 7 points ago

Counts

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fazaman 1 point ago

Depends. Are you lying, also?

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PraiseBeToScience 7 points ago

Weren't you listening? If you support Trump, you ain't black.

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KishinD 1 point ago

Worse. If you're unsure about supporting Biden #YouAintBlack.

Ideally, an escalating cycle of aintblackness and unsureness.

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XCorneliusX 5 points ago

Sure, why not? Its a shirt with a point.

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ntvl 5 points ago

real questions

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IAmNotSuicidal 3 points ago

Yes. Good thing they added context to the shirt (by adding Biden's name) otherwise it would have backfired.

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wytxcook1 1 point ago

youIain'tblack

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Vegans4Trump 19 points ago

i'm white so if I buy this it would be true, also I'm voting trump so it would be double true

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PremAmerica 17 points ago

This is a bait.

Trump is baiting the Democrat Media.

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ShrikeDeCil 12 points ago

And they're too effing stupid to realize the guy yelling Squirrel! at the absolute top of his lungs is doing other things as they sprint to stand on the day's land-mine.

Ford? A ... medical goods provider???

(Buys more popcorn. Re-reads Sun Tzu.)

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BaconIsNotHaram 7 points ago

It’s gonna force them to talk about Biden’s Freudian Slip. There’s no getting around this

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MatthewUSA 15 points ago

TRUMP THE MADLAD

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago

Absolute unit.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 14 points ago

They need stickers too. More visibility.

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ShrikeDeCil 5 points ago

Combine this with weltbild's line.

Vecro attachement spots. Assortment: "Look fat", "Let's go outside", "Truth over Facts", "Corndog's a Bad Dude", "Lying Dog-faced Ponysoldier", "She was lying", "End of Quote", "Comeon Man"

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago

I know, I want to slap these stickers on bus stops all over Vegas.

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QUADBRIX 11 points ago

Rachel Dolezal is going to be writing a strongly worded letter to ...um...wait.

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Dirk_Diggler 10 points ago

Christ Almighty, lads!

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ShrikeDeCil 8 points ago

If "White" is a state of mind, more than a skin color - which is how you get Jihadism counted as "White Nationalism".

Then "Black" can be one too. Leave the plantation the Democrats obviously think you're on.

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weltbild 2 points ago

Collectivism is a state of mind yes however in public policy making you have to look at groups based on empirical facts the problem starts with the cardinal sin of the left, to make the personal political so everything is collectivised all the time.

The moment you declare the personal political nothing is off limits, there is no room for retreat it is total war a zero sum game.

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Mad_Hattie 7 points ago

Absolute madlad!!

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Azarak 7 points ago

Damn....Savage! LOL!

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TheVoiper 6 points ago

Based

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incogneato 6 points ago

There is no way the DNC ever thought Dementia Joe was a viable candidate. I'm convinced that the plan all along was to let him publicly self-destruct so they can rush in a saviour at the last minute. And that saviour is going to be etiher Big Mike or Killary. Maybe both of them together.

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fazaman 1 point ago (edited)

I can't imagine they'd put in Big Mike. I mean, I know Obama had no experience, but Big Mike gas even less than that.

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PillarOfWisdom 5 points ago

This is big. It shows us and all dems that GEOTUS and the campaign are not fucking around and can immortalize all of their horseshit comments.

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Captain-D 5 points ago

The guy he did the interview with...isn’t that the “hot sauce in my bag swag” guy who interviewed Hillary?? 😂

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YourWifesBoyfriend 5 points ago

100% cotton

Uh yeah buddy

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NimblePepeCentipede 5 points ago

I can believe (I can) the Democrats picked a candidate Worse, in every way, then Crooked.

But Amazing they have....

....Unbelievable!!

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PianoPede [S] 2 points ago

Absolutely.

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QuranIsToiletPaper -5 points ago

Thanks, ma'am.

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ERIC_CIARAMELLA 5 points ago

MANA

MAKE AMERICA NIMBLE AGAIN

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StillplayenSometimes 5 points ago

Yooooo. I can't believe this is an official product. The trump campaign is utilizing meme warfare like never before

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago

Just bought it. Can't wait to wear it without my mask...

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EpsteinIsAlive 5 points ago

Haha team Trump had a shirt ready to sell before Biden woke up from his second mid-morning nap. Killer instinct.

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f_bastiat 5 points ago

How can one president be so spicy

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lustmorden 4 points ago

Nice, getting this. Can't wait to cause mass triggerings in Seattle.

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remember1776 4 points ago

THAT WAS THE SPEED OF LIGHT QUICK

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GodEmperorsNewGroove 4 points ago

Trump plays to win! Love it!

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schism 4 points ago

KEK that escalated quickly

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DemsH8America 4 points ago

Straight Comedy!!!!

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raytwentynine 4 points ago

High energy

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago

you know you fucked up when you get put on a shirt the same day.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago

If only my low melanin wasnt the show-stopper for me wearing this with any cred whatsoever.

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uvontheterrible 4 points ago

He's got the best friggin team.

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Khryn 4 points ago

Whoa... Well they see an opportunity to pounce they take it. Damn!

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jabondlavabano 4 points ago

Next step : Biden accuses Trump voting black of being "racists" putting on "black face".

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Ryoten 4 points ago

I wish they had made MAGA face masks. Theres a facemask I'd wear all day long. You will see these governors revoke the mask orders real quick if enough people bought them.

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago

Whew Vlad! Spicy!

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not_a_shill 4 points ago

WTF is this timeline Pedes. Maximum KEK

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago

Anyone catch how many "come on mans" Biden threw out in that interview? Exactly what Tara Reid claims he told her. I believe Tara

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

He’s a rapist and a sociopath

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago

Trump must have a team just waiting for Biden to make stupid comments. This shirt was made with ludicrous speed.

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Parunner4 3 points ago

And the Left tried launching an ad saying that Trump's campaign manager is swindling him with his salary. He earns every cent lmao

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

It’s so legendary that SleepyJoePedo #MakeChinaGreatAgain just sets himself up for failure every time

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Gr4ck3L 3 points ago

Goddamn these guys don't skip a beat.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago

HOLY SHIT HAHAHA SPICY ASFF!!!!! I LOVE it!!!!

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

Amen

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BSnatch 2 points ago

Gold

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don_piledrive_hilary 2 points ago

When dreams become memes..and memes become reality.

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MsQleo 2 points ago

From democrat (slave) black friend i keep trying to help red pill

“ It didn’t bother me and most black people probably feel the same because Charlemagne the guy who interviewed him is always into something like that. That’s where Hillary said she had the hot sauce in her bag it’s a show where you go when you say things like that hoping that it’ll catch on culturally”

Like what in the hell

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freespeech4all 2 points ago

LMAOOOOO

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_tiredofthebullshit 2 points ago

That didn't take long...

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Blackoompaloompa 2 points ago

Can we just take a second and realize we might be living in the greatest political timeline in the history of the united states?

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ErrorCorrectBot 2 points ago

Lol this is the campaign's version of an insta sticky. Badass.

Unfortunately what Biden said is too racist for me to safely walk around with it printed on a shirt where I live though lolol

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benny_rt2 2 points ago

LOL

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pepe_leaps 2 points ago

This is amazing and quick. Master trolls.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago

Whoa spicy! Peak timeline, folks!

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cbonez416 2 points ago

Hysterical

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago

Once you go Trump.....

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cinegrip 2 points ago

God Bless America. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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TrumpCardUpMySleeve 2 points ago

As a white person I take extra offense to this. How dare he assume my skin color? How does Joe Biden know how I identify today? BIGOT AND RACIST!

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BeachCruisin22 2 points ago

Holy shit they are on point, impressive

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WestieMom 2 points ago

I can’t wait to see the political ad that Trumps Campaign puts out. Priceless!

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husker91 2 points ago

LMAO

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Satellite 2 points ago

"These drugs work quick"

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

Kek

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shawndw 2 points ago

His campaign staff must be updating their resume's as we speak

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Steeleproduction 2 points ago

He is the fucking best. This message brought to by a ain't black man.

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago

Wow that was unbelievably fast! Trump camp should do this everyday lol

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Atheen_ 2 points ago

I can't even... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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LaBrea 2 points ago

copped

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago

You don’t owe politicians anything. They need you more than you need them!

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Slothboy 2 points ago

lol omg

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago (edited)

This campaign is the smoothest operator I’ve ever seen. Who the hell wouldn’t want a campaign this efficient running the country? People still talk about the ‘Clinton Machine’ but I got a feeling when this is all over, the ‘Trump Machine’ is going to be the political benchmark for at least a few decades.

Also, more subtly, notice the use of the word ‘ain’t’. I ain’t ever seen a politician from Delaware have this as a part of their lexicon. This isn’t the first time either, reminds me of Hillary: “I ain’t no ways tiiiirrrud, I’ve come to farrrr from where I started from.”

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kono_hito_wa 2 points ago

I likes to keeps me some tabasci sauce in dis here purse. How's 'bout y'alls?

spez: Jeez. Just writing that made me want to punch myself.

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wintertime94 2 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY AND HIS PEOPLE

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irongeek 2 points ago

for serious inquiry, can a white person wear this shirt?? Asking for a friend

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sysopz 2 points ago

Aaaaaaand, he's lost the election.

We knew it would happen anyway but none us could have thought Biden would do a better job than Trump at getting him re-elected.

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

No no, you forgot to read Xi N N or Washington Compost! Biden has a 99.69% chance of winning! Reeee!

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago

Does someone have the source video for this statement? I missed this one.

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ShrikeDeCil 2 points ago

Brad Pascale of the Trump Campaign made a site just for you :)

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MsQleo 1 point ago

Breakfast club is a radio show

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago

A radio show without video? What is this, 2010?

Someone else posted it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0S4XFJsJZU

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MsQleo 2 points ago

Cool. I dont watch black brainwashing entertainment so didnt know :) I’m white lol

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago

Just because Joe said so doesn't mean you can't still be black. /s

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 2 points ago

*You’nt

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madeintheusa 2 points ago

Never let a crisis go to waste! That’s their motto, right?

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago

This is why we're winning. They put their foot in their mouth - we capitalize, immediately.

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RedCoast31 2 points ago

Good.

But remember folks eyes on the prize. Deflection and here's a shiny talking point prize compared to Obama gate.

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

And #PizzaGate

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woke-sheep 2 points ago

I'm still waiting for the "mccarthy was right" TShirts to go on sale

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Tenspot20 2 points ago

The Lack of Black

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago

This will be one heck of a conversation starter. Think I'll head out to Phoenix to stir up some trouble.

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671-EVIL 2 points ago

Just bought the Trump Corona masks.

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LowIqNogger2020 2 points ago

The meme's are literally writing themselves at this point lol

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C00gsHouse281 2 points ago (edited)

Wew...why Trump? He fights.

Gutless cowards like Romney would never even think about this.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago

LOVE IT

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we_won_the_war_jack 2 points ago

Hoe Leigh Faaauck

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

We 2 low

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago

That's right. They're not black. They're American.

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Twist 2 points ago

Just ordered mine! Grabbed some playing cards too

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OnlyTrump20 1 point ago

I didn't know there were Trump cards! They are buried on the last page of "gifts".

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago

GEOTUS has changed politics forever.

Be aggressive. Never apologize or back down. Brand your enemies quickly and ruthlessly. Actually fight for your constituents. Know when to extend an olive branch but know when to pull it back. Out market your opponents and focus on grass roots.

Glorious.

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husker91 2 points ago

Joe Biden is a racist, old pedophile. Prove me wrong.

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Full_Metal_Jacket 2 points ago

I bought some of his Trump plastic straws a few months ago, he's got the absolute best campaign merchandise that the world has ever seen.

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

Hmmm. What IS the lamestream media going to do for the debates?

Use a BODYDOUBLE for sleepy Joe?

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MsQleo 2 points ago

Just not have them

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

The debates are going to be so legendary.

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MsQleo 2 points ago

There wont be debates

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PianoPede [S] 1 point ago

Looool my first stickied post!

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CJBarnacle -2 points ago

This is a waste of time. Biden will still get 90% of the black vote.

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DinsdalePiranha 3 points ago

Bye, Nat, and thanks for playing.

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NatJenkins -4 points ago

Sure thing shill

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NancyGhouloski 2 points ago

Unironically based.

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Mad_Hattie 2 points ago

What are you inferring there?

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NatJenkins -2 points ago

Over 50% of all murders won’t include me.

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Mad_Hattie 2 points ago

Doesn't answer the question.

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NatJenkins 1 point ago

Shouldn't you be canvasing in Harlem or south Chicago or something

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Mad_Hattie 2 points ago

Still not answering the question.

Am I to take from that non answer that you don't have one or are you too busy pretending you are trolling people?

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NatJenkins 1 point ago

I am not trolling my pede, you are really agro for no reason. If you don't understand something just move on. Lotta posts here.

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Mad_Hattie 1 point ago

I know, if you were a troll, you could actually get a decent reaction.

Git Gud Scrub

... continue reading thread?