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Chopblock 148 points ago (edited)

She treats them like the petulant sourpuss children that they are. I hear she is banned from several states’ elementary school substitute teacher eligibility because her known potential for abuse due to these pressers. Is that true?

New nickname:

Beautiful Beatings

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SpaceForceMilitia 39 points ago

Saucy Sultry Spankings

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rumptious 6 points ago

The K-Mac Smack

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ParticleCannon 16 points ago

Press Paddlin's

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Rainman 9 points ago

So beautiful

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JoeAverageAmerican 7 points ago

Sweet Secretary Spitfire

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Botz15_1776 99 points ago

She gave them homework over the weekend to ask these questions to Obama's spokesperson. How much you wanna bet that come Monday the dog ate every "journalist's" homework?

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papatrump [S] 44 points ago

that was the best!

I hated weekend homework.

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Chopblock 34 points ago

By raise of hands. Anyone? Class I’m disappointed. None of you will get to go to the Taffyland field trip next Friday unless you do the homework. If your daddies and mommies aren’t there to help you, come see me after class.

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SoldierofKek 5 points ago

Bullet..bueller

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1A2A 11 points ago

You did it? I never did any home work, 8 hours should be all those faggots needed, away from school was MY time. Easily making more than most all my classmates now ;-)

The wife seems more and more open to home schooling our kid (soon to be kids), I can't imagine a better way to keep them from becoming NPCs.

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rootGoose 3 points ago

A long, holiday weekend at that.

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rsalexander 7 points ago

I think she was actually referring to them when she said "Obama's spokesperson". She even pointed towards them once when she said that. KEK

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papatrump [S] 77 points ago

https://youtu.be/sOIZNbdiz50

Go to the end for full mic drop and walk off.

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SoldierofKek 16 points ago

This is great. I think next time she will come out with pop up animation of what happened... that's more the media's speed

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OliverWillis 10 points ago

That'd be phenomenal

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Mitschu 6 points ago

Someone needs to mail her a children's pop up book she can read at the next presser.

"Last week I sent you home with a very simple mission: do your homework on this unconstitutional violation. Something in my speech was clearly missing, since even put bluntly it still avoided your attention. Rather than believe you're all a bunch of sleazy crooks, I'd rather hope you're all just retarded: hence this pop up book.

[A picture of the entire media sitting before Kayleigh with dunce caps on. Pulling the tab causes their face masks to come on and off.]

Why was Obama spying without any reason? Some call that malfeasance, some call that treason. Yet you cucks in the media says nothing, nothing at all! That's because none of you have any balls. You sold out your profession and discarded your principles, to get CNN's insider spooks to give you White House credentials.

[A picture of Obama with binoculars in one hand and a dagger in the other. Pulling the tab causes him to raise the binoculars to his eyes and drive the dagger downwards menacingly, while outside the press is gathered cheering, synchronized to turn their heads and whistle when the tab is pulled.]

So that's said and done, I'm ending these classes. Your assignment today and forever: get off your lazy asses. Oh! And to those watching at home crying merciless abuse, to dare endanger the egos of those peddling fake news? The era of passively laying on our back, willingly taking your shit and your smack? No longer the case, we're on the attack. Now someone get up here and lick my sweaty nutsack."

[Gathering of Karens alternatively fainting or covering their mouths in horror when the tab is pulled and Kayleigh's mouth opens, while one MAGA pede in the back just smirks every time.]

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rumptious 1 point ago

slow clap

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papatrump [S] 5 points ago

thanks friend.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago

She's not bad, I gotta say. She's getting more comfortable. I haven't been watching as much since our girl the OG Sarah "Can't Cuck the" Huck-abee Sanders left. Don't think anybody will be as good as she was. But this new girl is growing on me

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papatrump [S] 6 points ago

Yes, Sarah was more confident, worked without notes, great mind/memory. She also was "too" kind at times. New Girl? Brutal.

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Two_Scoops__ 3 points ago

Time stamp?

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papatrump [S] 11 points ago

go to end. skip over Dr. scarf

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ChickNorris 3 points ago

1:21 on the video

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago

Ya, epic mic drop

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Balance_In_Life 1 point ago

Hmm.. comments turned off. Unlisted. Chat Replay turned off. Lawd...

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papatrump [S] 1 point ago

weird

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Meegs294 2 points ago

Not really when you think about it

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Shrillary 44 points ago

I've got a better nickname, guys...

Machine Gun Kayleigh.

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LugNuts 13 points ago

I saw Honey Badger on here a few days ago - I vote for that. Because she's a honey that badgers.

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Chopblock 6 points ago

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(magazine switch)

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redstampede 3 points ago

My absolute favorite so far.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago

Based Kayleesi

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9moreyears 37 points ago

"raise your hands..."

  • that's a shame.
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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago

Treating em like what they are - a bunch of misbehaving brats that didn't do their homework like she asked.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 30 points ago

She ended it too abruptly for me to finish. Guess I'll have to replay it at half speed.

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papatrump [S] 19 points ago

by "finish" you mean...?

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Botz15_1776 30 points ago

you know...you know...the thing

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Trump2024 6 points ago

Way ahead of ya

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0v3rKill 7 points ago

Username checks out

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SellTheSun 2 points ago

Underrated comment

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dkcndnshahxufhdfkgko 7 points ago

I just kept replaying it until right before she closes the binder, edging to the fucking stratosphere, then detonated when I finally watched her close it and walk away without acknowledging the mentally handicapped MSM personalities.

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Trump2024 2 points ago

schnap

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RocketSurgeon22 1 point ago

Where is the video

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Pres_Trump 27 points ago

She is good. Just what is needed right now.

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papatrump [S] 23 points ago

smart, tough, and not too hard on the eyes. I thought you couldn't do better than Huckabee, but holy shit!

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dakrare 17 points ago

Huckapede seemed like she felt bad sometimes.

Kayleigh is brutal.

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stjdalen 10 points ago

To be fair Huckabeating had an over crowded room full of rabid dogs to fight with every single day

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Catchasegnome 25 points ago

Kayleigh can be used by business schools around the world to teach about the importance of being prepared.

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papatrump [S] 16 points ago

I need to learn her file system. looks like a legal system. anyone have more information on it?

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Zdenka1985 4 points ago

Same here. Been wondering abiut that.

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Walrusend 3 points ago

Haha, I keep imagining she has a bunch of labeled tabs, with things like "Trump mask", "Flynn", "ChynA", "Obama"..and so on.

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raybiker73 3 points ago

I think she initially tried to alphabetize her journalist files, but everything ended up under A for "asshole," so she had to use a different system.

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Botz15_1776 21 points ago (edited)

Her and Chanel tag-teamed on the rest of the press. Oh, it is such a beautiful thing to watch

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago

It was so great, I bet those two orchestrated that beforehand.

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Sea_Still 21 points ago

It's a long weekend so you have plenty of time to follow up

Bye!

uncontrollable screeching ensues

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Libertas1796 7 points ago

REEEEEEE

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goodbeerbetterviews2 21 points ago

I'm in love guys.

*spez Oh my god she gave them fucking homework.

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago

It's not even the first time.

"I'm going to teach you snots how to be reporters, instead of storytime-journalists."

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keepwinning 19 points ago

and again, perfectly timed mic drop ...

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farangbak 17 points ago

"I'm glad you asked that question......"

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Trump2024 15 points ago

HIT THE DECK!

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MakeAmericaGreat9 6 points ago

fucking truth

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dubler6 14 points ago

Best slideshow ever.

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isitpedanticenough 13 points ago

Hat tip to beautiful Chanel Rion with the glorious assist.

If the rest of the media can collude to REEEEE about the re-opening of churches together, it's only fair for Chanel to set Kayleigh up for the dunk.

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papatrump [S] 9 points ago

perfect lead in by OOAN, I'm visualizing them practicing that last night. pillow fight?

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isitpedanticenough 4 points ago

Yes. Minus the blazers, of course.

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papatrump [S] 6 points ago

they slowly take each other's masks off... aaaaahhhhhhh how did Dr. Scarf get into my dream?

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isitpedanticenough 5 points ago

ABORT! ABORT! #YourDreamsYourChoice

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thuggishruggishtrump 5 points ago

Goddammit I was almost there.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago

MASK TO MASK

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Mona1950 13 points ago

God, I love that girl. Throw it right back in their faces. You guys SUCK as journalists if you don't report on this shit.

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chopz 13 points ago

YAY VISUAL LEARNING! i love her.

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puppetmaster3 12 points ago

At 1 hour minute 28. She kills

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dirtycops 12 points ago

I expected to see coleslaw and mashed potatoes.

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DX5_ 11 points ago

This is how you do a press conference with today's media. This is the answer. Only answering the press' questions is a futile game that you can never win. Kayleigh McEnany just demonstrated how to win.

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ObongoForPrison2020 11 points ago

She literally looked angelic today.

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JetJocky 11 points ago

WOW, just when you think she can never top the last presser, SHE DOES. She is a SUPERSTAR.

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Psybex 9 points ago

She really is a superstar

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Spezisapedovore 9 points ago

She treats them like remedial preschoolers. What a woman!

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DittoHead 7 points ago

I wonder if she had them make cards for their moms for Mother’s Day?

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EffreyJepstein 7 points ago

She's treating them based on the way they act.

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malthrax 2 points ago

next up: flash cards

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Vinyl_Hunter 9 points ago

She just makes them look like chuuuuuuuumps

It’s funny because they’ve got their whole little mean girls click going on and their entire industry is set up to make themselves feel good and trash her—- yet she still owns them

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woke-sheep 8 points ago

Jokes aside, for real though.

Not a single one asked these, very telling.

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here2red 8 points ago

Holeee Fuck. The WH press sec asking the questions to the media??? Is this WH Inception?

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papatrump [S] 5 points ago

see what she did there? turned the tables on the dummies.

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ohhwerd 7 points ago

Oh my God, she's amazing

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LugNuts 6 points ago

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

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Deplorable223 6 points ago

Boom. Mic drop

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 5 points ago

Wow. She is the best of the best!!!

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Gramma53 5 points ago

THE BEST!!!!!

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aangler100 5 points ago

It's not trolling, it's honesty.

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swimminginthoughts 5 points ago

She's the best!

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OlDirtyBarrister 5 points ago

She treats them like the children they are.

Beautiful.

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Incendiarykek 5 points ago

Fantastic!

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weldgod 5 points ago

HAHA, using an image that started life as a lefty reddit meme.

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papatrump [S] 4 points ago

good memory. we make everything Gold, don't we?

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Choppermagic 5 points ago

She needs to repeat this every single day until the "journalists" actually ask the questions to someone in Obama's admin.

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Milkbeer 5 points ago

I wish they used this approach a long time ago, bring up issues, address them, and just talk right throjgh them. Do not dignify their existance

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Libertas1796 4 points ago

Ha I love it.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago

Why does it say "funded by a political org" instead of "funded by Crooked Hillary"?

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago

God damn she fucking destroyed them

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papatrump [S] 4 points ago

Kayleigh The Destroyer! I like it

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MatthewUSA 3 points ago

She is like a teacher for children cause the media would not be able to understand otherwise xD

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago

Hoyas truly are the hottest college republicans. I’m sure she turned a few heads at the Tombs.

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Zdenka1985 3 points ago

Kayleigh Pre-emptive Strikes!!

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papatrump [S] 3 points ago

They used the Joe Asking Dumb Question Meme!!!!!! Hysterical

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Steady_saber 2 points ago

At the end, should have called them a bunch of phonies

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Muhroadz 2 points ago

Next press beating ... "Apparently since no one did their homework, slides were far too advanced for you. Here are some finger paints. The first person to paint me a picture of what an unmasking looks like gets to ask a question."

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papatrump [S] 1 point ago

seriously, they are so woke they don't understand critical thinking

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Desperado 2 points ago

She should ask for a show of hands on this topic every single day. Keep showing those same five slides every single day. Make it so it's less embarrassing for them to just (finally) do their job.

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Lawless 2 points ago

Sounds illegal, and it should be illegal that our msm is on full ignore

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TrumpLovesYou 2 points ago

I think I'm in love. And I didn't even know I was a lesbian.

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bvhinpem 2 points ago

this girl is da bomb !!

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Bendemova 2 points ago

Does anyone know Why are the comments disabled on Trumps YouTube account?

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago

She reminded me of a grade school teacher, LOL.

Seriously, it is disgusting she has to remind the press how to do their job.

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Nrdrsr 1 point ago

So the new narrative is that Flynn's name was never masked

Meaning that the procedures that the Obama administration followed didn't even mask the names from government spy operations?

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago

KMc-15 A Salt Weapon !!

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Lispychicken 1 point ago

What a great way to force these idiots to answer. I'll give you something, if you go out and do your jobs.

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DrAugustBalls 1 point ago

Slayleigh McEnany

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago

MACHINE GUN KAYLEIGH GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!